# E13 - Showdown! Akane Class vs. the Man!?
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**[00:08] Tsubaki**
*What I saw on Hana-sensei's scroll...*
**[00:11] Tsubaki**
*It was the same as Rindou's drawing.*
**[00:14] Tsubaki**
*Is that really what men look like?*
**[00:18] Tsubaki**
* It's just so different*
* from what I was expecting!*
**[00:21] Tsubaki**
*For now, I'd better focus on training,*
**[00:24] Tsubaki**
*and think about it as little as possible.*
**[00:31] Tsubaki**
* While Sensei is away, I'm the one*
* in charge of our class' village.*
**[00:37] Tsubaki**
*I've got to keep it together!*
***SIGN*** Showdown! Akane Class vs. the Man!?
**[02:12] Tsubaki**
Hey!
**[02:15] Tsubaki**
Everybody quiet down!
***SIGN*** Self-study
**[02:18] Tsubaki**
Let's study like we're supposed to!
**[02:20] Suzushiro**
Aw, come on.
Don't be so stuck on the rules.
**[02:22] Kibushi**
She's right. Both Hana-sensei
and Konoha-sensei are away.
**[02:27] Hinagiku**
They'll never find out we were slacking.
**[02:29] Tsubaki**
None of that!
**[02:30] Tsubaki**
Sensei left me in charge of everyone!
**[02:34] Tsuwabuki**
Tsubaki is so serious.
**[02:37] Hinagiku**
Then how about some special training?
**[02:39] Tsubaki**
Special training?
**[02:41] Hinagiku**
Special Attractiveness Jutsu training.
**[02:43] Benisumomo**
You never learn.
**[02:46] Benisumomo**
But I'd be willing to, in that case.
**[02:48] Tsubaki**
Huh?
**[02:49] Benisumomo**
Tsubaki, show us how it's done.
**[02:52] Tsubaki**
N-None of that, either!
**[02:54] Tsubaki**
Let's just review past lessons
or prepare for upcoming ones!
**[02:58] Hinagiku**
Aww.
**[02:59] Hinagiku**
But won't we need Attractiveness Jutsu
when it comes time to defeat a man?
**[03:03] Tsubaki**
Defeat a man...
**[03:05] Benisumomo**
Hey, more importantly.
**[03:07] Benisumomo**
Should you be ignoring that?
**[03:10] Itadori**
Too slow!
**[03:11] Ume**
Wait up!
**[03:14] Tsubaki**
Stop it!
**[03:16] Tsubaki**
Get back here!
**[03:17] Benisumomo**
It's not easy being Tsubaki.
**[03:18] Itadori**
Run for it!
**[03:19] Ume**
Run! Run!
**[03:22] Tsubaki**
I thought I told you to study!
**[03:27] Sazanka**
We won't lose!
**[03:29] Uikyou/Kikyou**
Throw! Throw! Throw!
**[03:31] Uikyou/Kikyou**
Throw! Throw! Throw!
**[03:34] Touwata**
Mind over matter! Willpower! Willpower!
**[03:38] Higuruma**
I bet a man's face looks like this!
**[03:42] Hagi**
If you smoosh your face too much, you'll die.
**[03:45] Hasu**
Don't you think it's like this?
**[03:48] Hagi**
This worldview is too novel,
and it's liable to win me over!
**[03:51] Hagi**
Once that happens, I'll wind up dead!
**[04:00] Higuruma**
You spilled the water!
**[04:02] Hasu**
You're gonna be in trouble.
**[04:03] Higuruma (or someone)**
You're gonna be in trouble!
**[04:11] Rindou**
Today sure was rough.
**[04:13] Tsubaki**
It was. I am *so* tired.
**[04:16] Rindou**
I didn't know it would be
so rough with Sensei away.
**[04:19] Sazanka**
Nee-sama.
**[04:22] Sazanka**
Let's sleep together.
**[04:24] Asagao**
I can't eat another bite.
**[04:27] Tsubaki**
It's not exactly rough for them.
**[04:32] Tsubaki**
I worry about what's coming.
**[04:41] Rindou**
What's all that?!
**[04:44] Mokuren**
Tsubaki! There must be something outside!
**[04:47] Tsubaki**
I'll go take a look!
**[04:50] Tsubaki**
Rindou, Mokuren.
Tell everyone else to stay inside!
**[05:12] Tsubaki**
What's that?
**[05:26] Mokuren**
The village!
**[05:28] Hototogisu**
How could this happen?
**[05:30] Mukuge**
It's terrible!
**[05:31] Kagetsu**
Who would do such a thing?!
**[05:36] Asagao**
Look at this!
**[05:37] Asagao**
My potatoes!
**[05:39] Asagao**
I worked so hard to grow them!
**[05:42] Rindou**
There, there.
**[05:43] Tachiaoi**
The vandal might still be nearby.
**[05:45] Tsuwabuki**
Let's all go teach 'em a lesson!
**[05:47] Shion**
Couldn't we win with this many of us?
**[05:49] Housenka**
Let's get going, then!
**[05:51] Tsubaki**
Hold on a minute.
**[05:53] Tsubaki**
It might be dangerous to pursue right away.
**[05:56] Hinagiku**
Why?
**[05:57] Tsubaki**
Take a look at that.
**[05:59] Kibushi**
Whoa, big footprint!
**[06:01] Mizubashou**
Which means a big body?
**[06:03] Oniyuri**
Looks like we'd best make preparations first.
**[06:07] Suzushiro**
But from the look of things, they were alone.
**[06:08] Higiri**
Who the heck was it?
**[06:11] Tsubaki**
It might have been... a man.
**[06:17] Hinagiku**
What's that supposed to mean?!
**[06:19] Mokuren**
Did you see him, Tsubaki?!
**[06:21] Tsubaki**
No, but it was dark,
so I might have been seeing things.
**[06:25] Rindou**
Or maybe you weren't.
**[06:29] Asagao**
Rindou?
**[06:31] Rindou**
At the village where I used to live,
**[06:35] Rindou**
I heard about bandits.
**[06:37] everyone (but Rindou)**
Bandits?
**[06:38] Rindou**
Yeah. That there are savage men who
typically lurk in the mountains,
**[06:44] Rindou**
and attack people to steal their valuables.
**[06:46] Housenka**
What gives?!
**[06:47] Fuki**
One of them ransacked the village?
**[06:49] Ajisai**
Talk about barbaric!
**[06:50] Shion**
But nothing was stolen.
**[06:53] Shion**
Just stuff destroyed here and there.
**[06:54] Tsuwabuki**
Maybe yesterday, he was just scouting.
**[06:58] Tachiaoi**
Meaning, he might come back again tonight?
**[07:02] Hagi**
If something like that
comes back again, I'll die.
**[07:04] Uikyou**
How distressing.
**[07:06] Kikyou**
How scary.
**[07:07] Mokuren**
What do we do?
**[07:13] Hinagiku**
What do we have to be afraid of?
**[07:15] Kibushi**
Hinagiku?
**[07:17] Hinagiku**
If that's how it is, let's fight back!
**[07:20] Benisumomo**
Kick the man's butt, you mean?
**[07:23] Hinagiku**
Of course.
**[07:24] Kibushi**
Well said, Hinagiku!
**[07:26] Higiri**
She's right. We can't just let it slide
after he messed up the village!
**[07:32] Tsubaki**
*A barbaric man, here at the village...*
**[07:35] Tsubaki**
*And while Sensei's away, of all times!*
**[07:38] Tsubaki**
Let's all protect this village!
**[07:41] everyone**
Yeah!
**[07:42] someone**
Okay!
**[07:42] someone**
We'll get him!
**[07:43] Tsubaki**
But don't do anything unreasonable.
**[07:44] ---**
Let's prioritize strengthening our defenses.
**[07:47] Sazanka**
Okay, Nee-sama!
**[07:48] Asagao**
We'll get it done!
**[07:49] Hinagiku**
Okay, let's work up a plan.
**[07:52] Tachiaoi**
How about we designate posts,
and patrol in shifts?
**[07:55] Shion**
It might get tricky once he's in the village.
**[07:58] Shion**
Let's expand our scope
into the nearby forest.
**[08:00] Hototogisu**
Count on us to stand guard over there.
**[08:03] Mizubashou**
We're going to need lots of traps.
**[08:18] Tsubaki**
It's my shift for the watch.
**[08:21] Benisumomo**
That time already?
**[08:22] Tsubaki**
Yes.
**[08:24] Tsubaki**
I just hope tonight remains this quiet.
**[08:28] Benisumomo**
Hey, Tsubaki.
**[08:30] Benisumomo**
Why don't you and I go get rid of the man?
**[08:34] Tsubaki**
Huh?
**[08:36] Benisumomo**
We even roped in girls who
wouldn't do well in a fight.
**[08:38] Benisumomo**
Won't they simply get in the way?
**[08:40] Benisumomo**
So let's just you and me track this guy down.
**[08:44] Tsubaki**
I can't do that.
**[08:46] Benisumomo**
Wait, why not?!
**[08:47] Tsubaki**
It's dangerous to attack first
when it's unclear what his goal is.
**[08:52] Benisumomo**
But, you and I could...!
**[08:56] Tsubaki**
We don't even know where he's
lurking, or from where he'll attack.
**[09:01] Tsubaki**
We can't afford to be away from the village.
**[09:03] Tsubaki**
Right now, we should tighten our defenses.
**[09:06] Benisumomo**
Ah, okay.
**[09:08] Benisumomo**
Do what you want, then.
**[09:10] Tsubaki**
Benisumomo?
**[09:13] Mokuren**
Tsubaki! I brought a midnight snack!
**[09:21] Mokuren**
What's wrong?
**[09:23] Mokuren**
So, that's what happened.
**[09:26] Tsubaki**
Yes.
**[09:28] Mokuren**
That's Benisumomo for you, though.
**[09:31] Mokuren**
Hey, Tsubaki, do you remember what
happened when we were little?
**[09:38] (Flashback) Tsubaki**
Mokuren!
**[09:39] (Flashback) Hinagiku**
A-Are you okay?!
**[09:45] (Flashback) Tsubaki**
Hinagiku, guard Mokuren!
**[09:46] (Flashback) Hinagiku**
Y-Yeah!
**[09:48] (Flashback) Benisumomo**
Don't come here! Go somewhere else!
**[09:53] Mokuren**
Benisumomo stood up for us.
**[09:55] Tsubaki**
Yes.
**[09:58] Mokuren**
I'm sure she will this time, too.
**[10:01] Mokuren**
She didn't want other
girls exposed to danger.
**[10:07] Tsubaki**
Benisumomo has always been that way.
**[10:15] Tsubaki**
Uh, what is it?
**[10:17] Mokuren**
Oh, nothing.
**[10:19] Tsubaki**
R-Really?
**[10:25] Tsuwabuki**
He's here! Over by the storehouses!
**[10:28] Tsubaki**
Let's go!
**[10:29] Mokuren**
Okay!
**[10:35] Higiri**
Here he comes!
**[10:36] Hasu**
But we set so many traps.
**[10:38] Suzushiro**
Guess he got past all of them!
**[10:40] Suzushiro**
This is as far as you go!
**[10:43] Hasu**
Higiri, headed your way!
**[10:44] Higiri**
Whirlwind Jutsu!
**[10:51] Suzushiro**
How does he move like that?!
**[10:54] Suzuran**
No, you don't!
**[10:56] Shion**
Gotcha!
**[11:01] Shion**
I wish to fight you, man.
**[11:04] Shion**
Here I come!
**[11:08] Shion**
Fire Style!
**[11:12] Ajisai**
Hey, hey!
**[11:13] Ajisai**
Over here, man!
**[11:15] Ajisai**
Huh?!
**[11:17] Shion/Suzuran**
Ajisai!
**[11:22] Suzuran**
Ajisai, are you okay?!
**[11:24] Ajisai**
He slimed me!
**[11:26] Shion**
*That* was a man?
**[11:28] Itadori**
Here goes!
**[11:29] trio**
Transform!
**[11:41] Tachiaoi**
Rindou! Attack from both sides!
**[11:43] Rindou**
Okay, you got it!
**[11:45] Rindou**
Okay, here goes!
**[11:48] Tachiaoi**
Rindou?!
**[11:50] Rindou**
What is this?!
**[11:51] Mizubashou**
Sorry. Are you okay?
**[11:54] Mizubashou**
I rarely get a chance like
this, so I went overboard.
**[11:58] Rindou**
Mizubashou!
**[12:02] Hagi**
If he catches us, we'll die!
**[12:05] Hototogisu**
Here he comes!
**[12:06] Hototogisu**
K-Kagetsu, you go first!
**[12:08] Kagetsu**
I-I can't! You go, Mukuge!
**[12:11] Mukuge**
No way! Hototogisu, you—
**[12:13] Hinagiku**
You three!
**[12:16] Hinagiku**
Move aside.
**[12:17] Hinagiku**
I can take on a man, no problem at all.
**[12:21] Kibushi**
You're the cutest in the world, Hinagiku!
**[12:24] Oniyuri**
Mhm.
**[12:25] Hinagiku**
Naturally.
**[12:26] quintet**
Hinagiku!
**[12:28] Hinagiku**
Let's go!
**[12:29] Hinagiku**
Take this!
**[12:31] Kibushi/Hinagiku/Oniyuri**
Attractiveness Jutsu!
**[12:38] Kibushi**
Hinagiku!
**[12:39] Hinagiku**
What is this?! It's all sticky!
And it sort of stinks!
**[12:43] Kibushi**
You're cute even if you stink, Hinagiku.
**[12:46] Hinagiku**
Attractiveness Jutsu doesn't
work on men at all!
**[12:51] Sazanka**
That's far enough!
**[12:55] Asagao**
We got ahead of him!
**[12:57] Sazanka**
Asagao. The time has finally
come to unveil *that*!
**[13:02] Asagao**
Yeah! What made even Konoha-sensei tremble!
**[13:05] Sazanka**
Our final secret technique!
**[13:08] Sazanka**
Here goes!
**[13:09] Asagao**
You got it!
**[13:12] Asagao/Sazanka**
Gaching!
**[13:14] Asagao/Sazanka**
Gaching!
**[13:14] Asagao/Sazanka**
Gaching!
**[13:16] Asagao/Sazanka**
Gaching!
**[13:18] Asagao**
Vween!
**[13:20] Sazanka**
Vween!
**[13:23] Sazanka/Asagao**
Boom!
**[13:25] Sazanka**
Asagao's physical ability,
and my command ability...
**[13:28] Sazanka**
If we combine those and cover
each other's weak points,
**[13:32] Sazanka**
we're invincible!
**[13:34] Asagao**
And when we combine,
the effects are multiplied!
**[13:38] Asagao/Sazanka**
Here we go!
**[13:43] Asagao/Sazanka**
Just you wait!
**[13:47] Asagao**
Stop flailing!
**[13:52] Sazanka**
Hey! Where were you looking?!
**[13:54] Asagao**
It's your fault, Sazanka!
**[14:12] Tsubaki**
I won't let you... go any farther!
**[14:35] Benisumomo**
I'll help.
**[14:37] Benisumomo**
You're protecting the village, right?
**[14:40] Tsubaki**
Please do!
**[14:48] Tsubaki**
Let's go, Benisumomo!
**[14:48] Benisumomo**
Let's go, Tsubaki!
**[14:58] Sazanka**
Ow!
**[15:04] Asagao**
Tsubaki-chan's still fighting.
**[15:08] Sazanka**
You can do it, Nee-sama!
**[15:14] Benisumomo**
Tsubaki!
**[15:15] Tsubaki**
You're going nowhere!
**[15:40] Tsubaki/Benisumomo**
Huh?
**[15:47] Tsubaki/Benisumomo**
Huh?
**[15:53] Tsubaki**
A monkey?
**[15:55] Benisumomo**
An octopus?
**[16:02] Tsubaki/Benisumomo**
Not a man?
**[16:06] someone**
Go! Go!
**[16:08] someone**
Asagao!
**[16:10] Suzushiro**
We're right in the middle
of our eating contest!
***SIGN*** Eating Contest
**[16:13] Suzushiro**
Dokudami, champion for three years
running, has roared into the lead!
**[16:17] Suzushiro**
And Asagao is right behind her!
**[16:19] Suzushiro**
Tachiaoi seems to be having trouble!
**[16:21] Suzushiro**
And Itadori is gaining, little by little!
**[16:25] Rindou**
Go for it, Asagao!
**[16:31] Hana**
Tsubaki.
**[16:33] Tsubaki**
Yes, ma'am!
**[16:34] Hana**
You did well the other day.
**[16:36] Hana**
I hear you brought everyone together.
**[16:39] Hana**
It's good that you aided the
village in its time of crisis.
**[16:41] Tsubaki**
No... Rather, I guessed wrong that it was
a man, and blew things out of proportion.
**[16:47] Tsubaki**
I'm sorry.
**[16:51] Hana**
At least, it got no worse than that.
**[16:53] Tsubaki**
Yes, ma'am.
**[16:56] Hana**
It's true that some men
are brutal and dangerous.
**[17:01] Hana**
But...
**[17:03] Hana**
Remember that not all of them are bad.
**[17:10] Hana**
I think I told you once before.
**[17:13] ---**
Falling in love with a member of the
opposite sex is a natural thing.
**[17:21] Hana**
Maybe the day will come
when you love someone, too.
**[17:29] Tsubaki**
Me, too?
**[17:35] Hana**
That is all. You may go.
**[17:38] Tsubaki**
Yes, ma'am, if you'll excu—
**[17:40] Hana**
Oh, right.
**[17:42] Hana**
One more thing.
**[17:43] Hana**
I think you realize this,
**[17:45] ---**
but be sure not to tell anyone about that
scrawled-over scroll from the other day.
**[17:50] Tsubaki**
Yes, ma'am!
**[17:53] man??**
Scroll?
**[17:57] man??**
What's that all about?
**[18:01] Hana**
Nothing.
**[18:03] Hana**
I never could sense your presence.
**[18:06] Itadori**
No more...
**[18:09] Fuki**
Hey!
**[18:10] Ume**
You okay?!
**[18:11] Fuki**
Be strong! I did tell you not to overdo it.
**[18:12] Ume**
Itadori!
**[18:13] Dokudami**
Another helping!
**[18:15] Suzushiro**
Oh, my! Dokudami eats her eleventh!
**[18:18] Suzushiro**
That puts her in the lead
over second-place Asagao!
**[18:21] Hana**
Thanks for covering while I was away.
**[18:23] man**
Hey, no problem. Your students
did all the work for me, anyway.
**[18:26] Sazanka**
What're you doing, Asagao?!
**[18:29] Sazanka**
You don't lose to anyone,
when it comes to eating!
**[18:29] Hana**
I see.
**[18:30] man**
What do you think of the
Akane Class kunoichi?
**[18:31] Sazanka**
Do this right!
**[18:33] Hana**
They're all doing their best.
**[18:35] man**
Especially that one who was just here?
**[18:38] Hana**
Yes.
**[18:39] Hana**
I'm thinking of someday leaving
Akane Class in Tsubaki's hands.
**[18:45] Sazanka**
Nee-sama!
**[18:47] Asagao**
I won, Tsubaki-chan!
**[18:49] Rindou**
Asagao was amazing!
**[18:51] Tsubaki**
I knew you could do it.
**[18:54] Rindou**
Go on, Sazanka. Show it to her.
**[18:57] Asagao**
I gave her the hair ribbon I got for winning!
**[19:01] Tsubaki**
It looks good on you.
**[19:04] Sazanka**
Thank you!
**[19:06] Asagao**
Thanks for cheering for me, Sazanka.
**[19:10] Sazanka**
If you can't win here,
you really are just an overeater.
**[19:13] Asagao**
There you go again!
**[19:16] Sazanka**
As a fellow member of Team Dog,
I can't have you looking pathetic!
**[19:20] Rindou**
But how do you *really* feel?
**[19:26] Tsubaki**
Men aren't so bad, huh?
**[19:32] Tsubaki**
Will the day come for me, too?
**[19:37] Tsubaki**
When I meet an actual man?
**[19:40] Tsubaki**
And, when I fall in love?
**[19:43] (Flashback) Hana**
I think you realize this,
**[19:46] (Flashback) Hana**
but be sure not to tell anyone about that
scrawled-over scroll from the other day.
**[19:54] Tsubaki**
Huh?
**[19:55] Tsubaki**
"Scrawled-over"?
**[19:59] Rindou**
Oh, Tsubaki.
**[20:01] Rindou**
They're both already asleep.
**[20:03] Tsubaki**
Okay.
**[20:06] Rindou**
Look, I'd say Sazanka took
quite a liking to it.
**[20:14] Tsubaki**
It's time I too got some—
**[20:17] Tsubaki**
Rindou, that...
**[20:20] Rindou**
Oh, this?
**[20:22] Rindou**
Sazanka and Asagao.
Because they're so cute when they sleep.
**[20:27] Tsubaki**
Sazanka and Asagao?
**[20:31] Rindou**
See, don't you think Sazanka's
hair ribbon here came out well?
**[20:35] Tsubaki**
Hair ribbon?
**[20:37] Rindou**
Oh, yes. I drew you, too, Tsubaki.
**[20:39] Rindou**
Take a look.
**[20:44] Rindou**
Tsubaki?
**[20:45] Tsubaki**
So that's it.
**[20:47] Rindou**
Huh?
**[20:48] Tsubaki**
So *that's* it!
**[20:54] Tsubaki**
Time to get up! Let's go to breakfast!
**[20:57] Asagao**
Breakfast!
**[20:59] Sazanka**
Good morning, Nee-sama!
**[21:01] Rindou**
Morning.
**[21:03] Tsubaki**
Time for another day full of training!
***SIGN*** Dining
Hall
**[21:19] Tsubaki**
*Men are horrible. Things to be feared.*
**[21:24] Tsubaki**
*But, why is it?*
**[21:27] Tsubaki**
*Why is my heart beating so fast?*
**[21:31] Tsubaki**
* I feel sort of happy, a little*
* embarrassed, and excited.*
**[21:36] Tsubaki**
* I want to put this feeling*
* away for safe keeping.*
**[21:47] Tsubaki**
*Until someday, when I find love.*
**[21:51] Rindou**
Hey, Tsubaki.
**[21:53] Rindou**
Did something good happen, by chance?
**[21:55] Asagao**
What, what?
**[21:56] Sazanka**
Is it true, Nee-sama?
**[22:04] Tsubaki**
It's a secret.
***SIGN*** The End
-Tsubaki
**[23:37] Tsubaki**
The end!