# E1 - Men Are Dangerous
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GPWUK1K5Z/men-are-dangerous)
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**[00:02] Tsubaki**
*Men are horrible. Things to be feared.*
**[00:12] Tsubaki**
*But, why is it?*
**[00:31] Tsubaki**
*Why is my heart beating so fast?!*
***SIGN*** Dog
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**[00:40] Tsubaki**
I'm sorry, Sensei!
***SIGN*** Men Are Dangerous
**[00:43] someone**
What's up?
***SIGN*** Team
Dog
**[00:45] Ume**
What's going on?
**[00:47] Ume**
Did something happen?
**[00:48] Housenka**
It's Sazanka and Asagao.
**[00:50] Housenka**
Word is, they're missing.
**[00:52] Ume**
Again?
**[00:53] Tsubaki**
I suspect they went outside.
**[00:56] Ume**
Is it a desertion?
**[00:57] Housenka**
Goofing off, more like.
**[00:59] Hana**
As the leader of Akane Class's Team Dog,
***SIGN*** Asagao Sazanka Tsubaki
**[01:03] Hana**
how will you take
responsibility for this situation?
**[01:05] Tsubaki**
I'll bring them back at once!
**[01:08] Hana**
Wonderful...
**[01:10] Hana**
And tonight, of all times...
**[01:12] Hinagiku**
Sensei, is something happening tonight?
**[01:18] Hana**
Aoi Class has a nighttime lesson.
**[01:20] student**
No way!
**[01:21] student**
Aoi Class?
**[01:21] student**
That means they're nearby?
**[01:23] Kibushi**
Aoi Class, she said!
**[01:25] Hinagiku**
You mean the filthy men on the
other side of the mountains?
**[01:29] Ajisai**
I hear men are incredibly stupid!
**[01:31] ---**
Seems they have big bodies,
but small brains!
**[01:34] Higuruma**
They're just like monkeys, right?
**[01:36] Housenka**
From what I hear, they're kinda stinky!
**[01:40] Ume**
That's so weird!
**[01:42] Itadori**
Yuck, don't they ever take baths?
***SIGN*** Team
Dog
**[01:45] Ajisai**
Also, also, their crotch is
their weak spot. Frail fail!
**[01:52] Hana**
Fools!
**[01:54] Hana**
Don't take men lightly!
**[01:57] Hana**
Don't I always tell you?
**[01:59] ---**
They're strong, and highly barbarous!
**[02:02] Hana**
Underestimate them at your peril!
**[02:08] Hana**
Well, so long as you get it.
**[02:11] Hana**
Can two or three of you go with her?
**[02:14] Tsubaki**
Sensei.
**[02:16] Tsubaki**
Is it all right if I go alone?
**[02:18] Tsubaki**
I'd... feel bad about inconveniencing
girls from other teams.
**[02:25] Hana**
I guess you can manage on your own.
**[02:28] Hana**
They're all scared of men, anyway.
**[02:31] Tsubaki**
It might be that they're scared of you.
**[02:38] Hana**
I leave it to you, then.
**[02:40] Tsubaki**
Yes, ma'am!
**[02:41] Tsubaki**
I, Akane Class kunoichi Tsubaki, will be
sure to return with Sazanka and Asagao!
**[02:47] Hana**
Mhm.
**[02:52] Hana**
Be sure not to let those two near any men.
**[02:56] Hana**
You hear?
**[02:56] Tsubaki**
Yes, ma'am!
**[02:58] Tsubaki**
I shall return!
**[03:07] Hana**
I just hope nothing happens.
**[03:12] Tsubaki**
*Men are up in the mountains.*
**[03:22] Tsubaki**
*M-Men are...*
**[03:24] Tsubaki**
*Stop that!*
**[03:27] Tsubaki**
*Sazanka, Asagao...*
**[03:34] Asagao**
Hey, Sazanka.
**[03:36] Asagao**
Let's just go home!
**[03:38] Sazanka**
What are you talking about, Asagao?
**[03:40] Sazanka**
We're going to show Nee-sama
what we can do. Look alive!
**[03:43] Asagao**
I can't. I'm too tired. And I'm hungry.
**[03:52] Sazanka**
You know, sleepiness and
hunger are your downfall.
**[03:56] Asagao**
Can't take any more...
**[03:58] Sazanka**
Have it your way.
Let's find some mushrooms.
**[04:04] Sazanka**
Asagao?!
**[04:05] Sazanka**
What're you doing? Pull yourself together.
**[04:09] Sazanka**
Hey, this is no time for...
**[04:13] Sazanka**
Asagao?
**[04:17] Sazanka**
Hey, are you o—
**[04:21] Sazanka**
L-Looks like that woke you up.
**[04:26] Asagao**
Hey, what are we doing again?
**[04:29] Sazanka**
Huh? Did you hit your head?
**[04:32] ---**
We're searching for men.
**[04:36] Sazanka**
Now do you remember?
**[04:39] Asagao**
Huh. And so, you slipped out
in the middle of the night.
**[04:44] Tsubaki**
You're a bad girl, Sazanka.
**[04:48] Sazanka**
N-N-
**[04:51] Sazanka**
Nee-sama!
**[04:52] Tsubaki**
I'm here to catch you, Sazanka.
**[04:54] Sazanka**
Oh...
**[04:55] Sazanka**
This is such a habit, I just...
**[04:58] Tsubaki**
You are too much.
**[05:01] Tsubaki**
So...
**[05:03] Tsubaki**
How is it you know there are
men up in the mountains?
**[05:06] Sazanka**
I heard the teachers talking.
**[05:11] Tsubaki**
Was that when you were off playing hooky?
**[05:13] Tsubaki**
I swear...
**[05:15] Sazanka**
It's not like that!
**[05:16] Sazanka**
I was picking flowers to give to you.
**[05:20] Sazanka**
That's when... I happened to overhear it.
**[05:25] Tsubaki**
And so, what did you intend to do?
**[05:29] Tsubaki**
Could it be, you were...
**[05:32] Sazanka**
Yes, of course!
I was going to beat them up!
**[05:35] Sazanka**
Men are the enemy of women!
**[05:38] ---**
I'm not about to let this chance
slip away when they're so close!
**[05:44] Tsubaki**
We're leaving.
**[05:45] Sazanka**
Huh?!
**[05:46] Tsubaki**
Sensei was livid.
**[05:49] Tsubaki**
You even dragged Asagao into this.
You're such a bad girl, Sazanka.
**[05:55] Sazanka**
I'm sorry, Nee-sama!
**[06:00] Sazanka**
I thought I could get you to
praise me if I defeated the men.
**[06:05] Sazanka**
That's why...
**[06:10] Tsubaki**
I'm glad you're all right.
**[06:12] Tsubaki**
Now, let's go home.
**[06:18] Tsubaki**
Huh?
**[06:19] Tsubaki**
Sazanka! Were those more crocodile tears?!
**[06:22] Sazanka**
No need to worry, Nee-sama.
**[06:24] Sazanka**
Those men will all fall before my might.
**[06:28] Sazanka**
You can praise me later!
**[06:29] Tsubaki**
Stop right there!
**[06:33] Tsubaki**
Sazanka!
**[06:40] Tsubaki**
Bad girl!
**[06:42] Asagao**
Was that a good idea?
**[06:44] Asagao**
Tricking Tsubaki-chan.
**[06:47] Asagao**
She came to get us.
**[06:49] Sazanka**
If we go home right now,
Sensei will just let us have it.
**[06:53] Sazanka**
If we defeat the men,
I'm sure Nee-sama will praise us, too.
**[06:57] Asagao**
I'm not so sure.
**[06:58] Tsubaki**
Sazanka! Asagao!
**[06:59] Asagao**
Tsubaki-chan?!
**[07:01] Sazanka**
She caught up already?!
**[07:02] Tsubaki**
You bad girls are coming
home if I have to drag you!
**[07:05] Asagao**
See?! She's mad!
**[07:08] Sazanka**
We'll give her the slip!
**[07:09] Asagao**
I don't think it'll work!
**[07:29] Sazanka**
Asagao!
**[07:50] Tsubaki**
Let's go home.
**[07:52] Sazanka/Asagao**
Yes, ma'am.
**[07:54] Tsubaki**
There'll be punishment when we get back.
**[07:56] Asagao/Sazanka**
Yes, ma'am.
**[07:57] Tsubaki**
It'll probably mean going
without food tomorrow.
**[08:01] Asagao**
That's too much! It'll kill me!
**[08:04] Asagao**
I just got brought along, that's all!
**[08:07] Tsubaki**
It's a shared responsibility.
**[08:09] Tsubaki**
All three of us will be punished.
**[08:12] Sazanka**
Even you?
**[08:18] Asagao**
Food!
**[08:21] Tsubaki**
Listen, you two.
**[08:23] ---**
If you've learned your lesson,
start following the rules and—
**[08:34] Tsubaki**
The sounds of kunai...
**[08:36] Sazanka**
It must be the men, Nee-sama.
Let's go over there!
**[08:39] Tsubaki**
*Men are...*
**[08:40] Sazanka**
This is our chance to stand out!
**[08:42] Tsubaki**
*Men are... close by!*
**[08:45] Sazanka**
We can get out of being punished!
**[08:47] ---**
You really want to beat up
the men, too, don't you?!
**[08:54] Tsubaki**
I want to see for myself.
**[08:57] Sazanka**
You want to "see"?
**[08:59] Tsubaki**
Uh, no...!
**[09:00] Sazanka**
I get it! You can't come out and say it
in your position, so you're being vague!
**[09:04] Tsubaki**
Wrong! Please forget about it!
**[09:06] Sazanka**
Huh?!
**[09:07] Tsubaki**
Let's go home!
**[09:09] Tsubaki**
*I let slip what I really think...*
**[09:12] Sazanka**
Let's go check it out!
**[09:14] Tsubaki**
No!
**[09:15] Tsubaki**
* Men are stupid, simple,*
* loud, dirty, and foolish.*
**[09:21] Tsubaki**
*But we must never take them lightly.*
**[09:23] Tsubaki**
*We mustn't go near them.*
**[09:25] ---**
*That's what we've always been taught.*
**[09:29] Tsubaki**
*So, why is it?*
**[09:32] Tsubaki**
* Lately, a desire to learn about*
* men has been growing in my heart!*
**[09:40] Tsubaki**
*My face feels hot, too.*
**[09:42] ---**
*Is there something wrong with me?*
**[09:45] Sazanka**
How about this?! We'll just spy on them!
**[09:50] Tsubaki**
Spy?
**[09:51] Sazanka**
That's right! We'll just watch!
**[09:54] Tsubaki**
T-True, it might prove useful
to confirm what they look like.
**[10:00] Sazanka**
Yippee!
**[10:01] Tsubaki**
*What am I saying?!*
**[10:03] Sazanka**
Let's do this, Asagao.
**[10:04] Asagao**
Do what? Aren't we just looking?
**[10:07] Sazanka**
No, dummy! Nee-sama actually
wants us to beat them up.
**[10:11] Tsubaki**
* No, don't do this! Haven't I always*
* followed the straight and narrow?!*
**[10:15] Sazanka**
Let's go!
**[10:18] Tsubaki**
We're just going to look. That's final.
**[10:21] Sazanka**
But of course!
**[10:24] Tsubaki**
*Oh, God. Please forgive me.*
**[10:28] Tsubaki**
* I'll just look.*
* And then I'll go straight home!*
**[10:34] Tsubaki**
*Up ahead...*
**[10:36] ---**
*there are men...*
**[10:44] man?**
Is someone there?
**[10:58] Sazanka**
Hey, Nee-sama! Why did we run?!
**[11:03] Tsubaki**
Scouting was a no-go, too!
**[11:05] Sazanka**
Let's go back there and kick some butt!
**[11:07] Tsubaki**
"Kick"?! Were you even listening to me?!
**[11:11] ---**
Bad girl!
**[11:16] Tsubaki**
Um, are you, by any chance...
**[11:21] ---**
a man?
**[11:24] Tsubaki**
Just a moment, please!
**[11:26] Tsubaki**
Let me have a look!
**[11:34] Sazanka**
Good morning, Nee-sama.
**[11:37] Tsubaki**
It was a dream?
**[11:38] Sazanka**
It's unusual for you to oversleep.
**[11:42] Tsubaki**
Oversleep?!
**[11:43] Sazanka**
It's not so late that you need to panic.
**[11:45] Tsubaki**
Oversleeping is oversleeping.
**[11:48] Sazanka**
Nee-sama?
**[11:50] Sazanka**
Did last night's punishment
affect you that badly?
**[11:56] Tsubaki**
No, I simply overslept.
***SIGN*** Dining
Hall
**[12:00] Asagao**
Gimme more! Make it a huge helping!
***SIGN*** Asagao
**[12:04] Itadori**
How much do you eat, anyway?
**[12:06] Asagao**
Rice is yummy!
**[12:08] Tsubaki**
Asagao.
**[12:10] Tsubaki**
Good morning.
**[12:11] ---**
You're eating a lot, as always.
**[12:13] Asagao**
Morning, Tsubaki-chan.
**[12:15] Asagao**
I was really hungry, thanks to Sazanka.
**[12:18] Sazanka**
Huh? What're you talking about, dumb Asagao?
**[12:21] Sazanka**
You always eat a ton.
**[12:23] Sazanka**
You overeater.
**[12:24] Asagao**
Nah, I don't overeat.
**[12:27] ---**
Look at how much I've grown.
**[12:29] Asagao**
If *you* don't eat more,
you won't get any taller.
**[12:33] Sazanka**
Huh?!
**[12:33] Tsubaki**
Cut that out.
**[12:34] Sazanka**
What did you say?!
**[12:35] Asagao**
It's the truth!
**[12:36] Sazanka**
Hearing it from your stupid mouth irks me!
**[12:38] Asagao**
The one who says "stupid" is the stupid one!
**[12:40] Ume/Itadori**
Shut up! Take a seat first!
**[12:42] Tsubaki**
Let's hurry and eat.
***SIGN*** Tsubaki
**[12:47] Tsubaki**
Thank you for the food.
**[12:48] Tachiaoi**
Want to do afternoon team
activities together?
**[12:51] ---**
I'm teaching my girls how to use kunai.
**[12:53] Shion**
That sounds good. I'll join you.
**[12:56] Tsuwabuki**
Your chopsticks stopped moving again.
Eat properly.
**[13:01] Tsubaki**
This fish is delicious.
**[13:03] Sazanka**
Yes, Nee-sama.
**[13:04] Tsubaki**
Thank goodness, Asagao.
**[13:07] ---**
We didn't have to go without breakfast.
**[13:09] Asagao**
It's thanks to my fake crying!
**[13:11] Sazanka**
What part of that was fake?
It was shameful.
**[13:16] Sazanka**
"I want to eat!
Please forgive me, Sensei!"
**[13:19] Asagao**
It wasn't like that!
**[13:21] Asagao**
And wasn't it all your
fault in the first place?!
**[13:24] Sazanka**
Would've worked if you
weren't slow in the head.
**[13:25] Tsubaki**
Let's just eat in peace.
**[13:26] Asagao**
For the record, "Huh?!"
**[13:27] Benisumomo**
Hey, Tsubaki.
**[13:29] Tsubaki**
Benisumomo. Good morning.
**[13:31] Benisumomo**
You went looking for men
in the mountains yesterday?
**[13:34] ---**
Fill me in on the details.
**[13:36] Ajisai**
I want to hear them, too!
**[13:37] Higuruma**
So do I!
**[13:38] Hinagiku**
I'm curious, too!
**[13:40] Kibushi**
Tell us! Tell us!
**[13:41] Benisumomo**
So...
**[13:43] Benisumomo**
Did you see them?
**[13:44] Tsubaki**
Huh? Oh, no, it was dark.
**[13:47] ---**
I only heard voices.
**[13:49] Higuruma**
You didn't get a good look?
**[13:50] Benisumomo**
Well, then.
**[13:51] Ajisai**
Boring.
**[13:53] Tsubaki**
Don't tell me you girls are...
**[13:55] Tsubaki**
interested in men?
**[13:58] Benisumomo**
They definitely stink.
**[14:00] Ajisai**
I hear they don't take baths.
**[14:02] Benisumomo**
Is that so?
**[14:03] Kibushi**
I wonder how dumb they are.
**[14:05] Hinagiku**
Could you hit them, and they wouldn't notice?
**[14:07] Kibushi**
*That* dumb?
**[14:08] Ajisai**
Also, also, they've got big bodies,
but a weak crotch.
**[14:12] Ajisai**
I hear you can take 'em down in an instant!
**[14:13] Tsubaki**
*Maybe there* is *something wrong with me.*
**[14:14] Benisumomo**
What's with that?
**[14:15] Higuruma**
Talk about weird.
**[14:19] Higuruma**
Wait for me!
**[14:20] Tachiaoi**
Hey!
**[14:21] Tachiaoi**
We don't play with the laundry!
***SIGN*** Men
**[14:24] Hana**
For a ninja, there is a mental
rule of paramount importance.
**[14:29] Hana**
Namely...
**[14:30] Tsubaki**
*"Men."*
**[14:31] Hana**
imperturbability.
**[14:32] Tsubaki**
* The way it's written gives an*
* impression of something firm,*
**[14:32] Hana**
At all times, you must endeavor to
be capable of making calm deci...
**[14:36] ---**
*and sort of thick and hard...*
**[14:38] Hana**
Tsubaki.
**[14:39] Tsubaki**
*Could actual men be that way?*
**[14:41] Hana**
Hey.
**[14:43] Mokuren**
Tsubaki.
**[14:44] Hana**
On your feet, Tsubaki!
**[14:45] Tsubaki**
Yes, ma'am!
**[14:49] Hana**
It's rare for you not to be listening.
**[14:53] Tsubaki**
S-Sorry, ma'am.
**[14:55] Hana**
Team Dog already has two
problem children as it is.
**[14:59] Hana**
You need to keep a level head.
**[15:01] Tsubaki**
Yes, ma'am...
**[15:03] Hana**
Right. Be sure to focus your
strength in your abdomen.
***SIGN*** Strength in one's abdomen
***SIGN*** Strength in one's abdomen
**[15:07] Tsubaki**
*Strength in my abdo—"men"?*
**[15:10] kanji**
Men
**[15:10] kanji**
Men
**[15:10] Tsubaki**
*"Men"!*
**[15:12] Hana**
Tsubaki.
**[15:13] Hana**
What's wrong? You can sit down now.
**[15:16] Tsubaki**
Y-Yes, ma'am.
**[15:20] Mokuren**
On our last day off, you know?
**[15:22] Mokuren**
I took a walk down to the pond, and you
know what I found there? A bird's nest.
**[15:27] Mokuren**
They were so cute!
**[15:30] Tsubaki**
* I wonder if Mokuren ever*
* has men on her mind.*
**[15:31] Mokuren**
Let's go see them together next time.
**[15:35] Mokuren**
Tsubaki?
**[15:37] Mokuren**
What's with you today? Do you feel poorly?
**[15:40] Tsubaki**
No, it's nothing.
**[15:42] Mokuren**
Really?
**[15:43] Tsubaki**
Yes.
**[15:44] Mokuren**
If you're worn out, just speak up.
**[15:46] Mokuren**
Leave it to our Team Monkey medical experts.
**[15:51] Tsubaki**
Thank you, Mokuren.
**[15:56] Higuruma**
Oh...
**[15:57] Shion**
You're trying too hard.
**[15:59] Shion**
If you throw using your whole body,
you won't need as much arm strength.
**[16:00] Ajisai**
You know, men don't take baths, so they're
totally stinky! Especially their feet.
**[16:03] ---**
Keep that in mind.
**[16:04] Higuruma**
I will.
**[16:05] Hagi**
Stinky? That's gross.
**[16:08] Sazanka**
I missed you, Nee-sama.
**[16:10] Sazanka**
Why must our morning classes
be in different places?
**[16:14] Asagao**
Because you're not the same age, Sazanka.
**[16:16] Sazanka**
I know that!
**[16:17] Asagao**
Tsubaki-chan is an upperclassmen,
and we're underclassmen.
**[16:20] Sazanka**
I already told you, I know!
**[16:22] Housenka**
Hear this, Team Dog!
**[16:24] Housenka**
Today's the day we take your team name!
**[16:26] ---**
I challenge you to a fair fight!
**[16:30] Sazanka**
Team Monkey runt.
**[16:32] Housenka**
We're both nearly the same height, you runt!
**[16:35] Sazanka**
What did you say?!
**[16:37] Tsubaki**
Stop that, Sazanka.
**[16:39] Mokuren**
Housenka!
**[16:41] Mokuren**
You shouldn't do that!
**[16:43] Tsuwabuki**
I'll say...
**[16:44] Mokuren**
You'll interfere with their training.
**[16:46] Housenka**
Yeah, but...!
**[16:48] Housenka**
This is our chance to become Team Dog!
**[16:50] Housenka**
"Monkey" is unsophisticated
and I've had enough!
**[16:53] Tsuwabuki**
"Monkey" is not unsophisticated.
**[16:55] Tsuwabuki**
Besides, beating them isn't
going to change our team name.
**[16:59] Mokuren**
Sorry to bother you.
**[17:02] Tsubaki**
No problem.
**[17:03] Mokuren**
When I mentioned you weren't feeling
well, she went running off.
**[17:08] Tsubaki**
Huh?
**[17:09] Mokuren**
Well, don't overdo it!
**[17:16] Sazanka**
Nee-sama! Let's go straight
home and sleep together!
**[17:21] Asagao**
Good idea! You shouldn't overdo it.
**[17:24] Tsubaki**
I-I'm fine, okay?
**[17:26] Tsubaki**
*I think these two just want to skip training.*
**[17:30] Sazanka**
Nee-sama.
**[17:31] Sazanka**
Are you really all right?
**[17:37] Tsubaki**
Just watch this.
**[17:45] Asagao**
Whoa! Bull's-eye on both! Amazing!
**[17:49] Sazanka**
True to form, Nee-sama!
**[17:50] Tsubaki**
Next up, shuriken.
**[17:52] Sazanka**
Okay!
**[17:53] Sazanka**
If you would, Nee-sama!
**[17:56] Tsubaki**
* As team leader, I have to be*
* sure not to worry these two.*
**[18:02] Tsubaki**
*I have to keep it together!*
**[18:04] Ajisai**
And y'know, men...
**[18:05] Tsubaki**
*Men?!*
**[18:06] Ajisai**
They're huge, but they've got a weak crotch!
**[18:12] Sazanka**
Nee-sama! You're unwell after all!
**[18:13] Tsubaki**
I-It's not that!
**[18:14] ---**
My hand just slipped!
**[18:17] Tsubaki**
N-Next, I'll transform.
**[18:19] Asagao**
Into what?
**[18:20] Tsubaki**
Into you, Asagao.
**[18:22] Asagao**
Yay!
**[18:23] Sazanka**
Nee-sama...
**[18:24] Tsubaki**
*Focus, focus.*
**[18:27] Mukuge**
Are they that filthy?
**[18:29] Ajisai**
Yeah! And they smell, too!
**[18:29] Tsubaki**
*Focus!*
**[18:31] Mukuge**
Huh, I heard they're beatable
if you aim for the crotch.
**[18:34] Hototogisu**
I wouldn't want to touch that.
**[18:35] Kagetsu**
They're hopeless in so many ways, men.
**[18:38] Tsubaki**
*Men!*
**[18:43] Sazanka**
Nee-sama...
**[18:44] Tsubaki**
No, wait! This is...
**[18:45] Asagao**
So cute!
**[18:47] Tsubaki**
U-Um, I mean...
**[18:48] Asagao**
So, Tsubaki-chan.
**[18:50] Asagao**
Haven't you been screwing up
whenever you hear the word "men"?
**[18:55] Asagao**
How come?
**[18:57] Tsubaki**
H-Hey!
**[18:58] Sazanka**
Let's go, Asagao.
**[19:00] Tsubaki**
Sazanka!
**[19:07] Asagao**
What's the big idea?
**[19:09] Sazanka**
We can't have other people
hearing this, can we?
**[19:12] Asagao**
Huh?
**[19:13] Sazanka**
This is a crisis.
**[19:15] Sazanka**
When it comes to men...
**[19:18] Sazanka**
I can't believe Nee-sama
might be afraid of them.
**[19:23] Tsubaki**
Th-That's not it! It's not that I'm afraid!
**[19:26] Sazanka**
But it's something else?
**[19:27] Tsubaki**
Uh, no...
**[19:29] Tsubaki**
I-It's just a coincidence, really.
**[19:32] Asagao**
Then, hey.
**[19:33] Asagao**
Why not try an experiment?
**[19:39] Sazanka**
Okay, Nee-sama.
**[19:40] ---**
Please use Fire Style Jutsu to
evaporate this entire puddle.
**[19:45] ---**
Normally, you'd be able to do it.
**[19:48] Sazanka**
However, just before you use the Jutsu,
I'm going to whisper the word "men."
**[19:53] Sazanka**
If you can't do it...
**[19:55] Sazanka**
it will mean you're afraid of men.
**[19:58] Asagao**
I thought it up. Isn't that great?
**[20:00] Tsubaki**
I know.
**[20:03] Tsubaki**
* I can't afford to make these*
* girls worry any further.*
**[20:07] Tsubaki**
*Just focus, like always...*
**[20:11] Tsubaki**
Anytime you're ready.
**[20:13] Sazanka**
All right.
**[20:16] Sazanka**
Nee-sama!
**[20:18] Tsubaki**
Wh-What are you doing, Sazanka?!
**[20:20] Sazanka**
C-Couldn't help it!
Next time I'll do it right!
**[20:24] Tsubaki**
You mean that?
**[20:24] Sazanka**
Let's go!
**[20:28] Sazanka**
I'm not lying!
**[20:32] Tsubaki**
I'm counting on you.
**[20:33] Sazanka**
Okay!
**[20:38] Sazanka**
M-e-n.
**[20:45] Housenka**
* Tsubaki is off her game.*
* No way will I miss this chance.*
**[20:49] Housenka**
* I'll defeat them while I can,*
* and take the name of Team Dog!*
**[21:04] Sazanka**
N-Never mind evaporation.
You made a crater.
**[21:08] Asagao**
Wow, Tsubaki-chan!
**[21:10] Sazanka**
Hey, Asagao! How do you figure
she's "afraid of men"?!
**[21:14] Asagao**
Huh?
**[21:15] Sazanka**
This is more amazing than usual!
**[21:17] Tsubaki**
*What just happened?*
**[21:17] Asagao**
Wasn't this your idea, Sazanka?!
**[21:19] Sazanka**
It was kind of your idea!
**[21:20] Tsubaki**
*Something* must*...*
**[21:20] Asagao**
For the record, "Huh?!"
**[21:23] Sazanka**
Don't go telling lies!
**[21:23] Tsubaki**
*...be wrong with me...*
**[21:24] Asagao**
You're the one who's quick to lie!
**[21:26] Sazanka**
What did you say?!
**[22:59] Benisumomo**
Say, is it true you saw
what a man looks like?
**[23:02] Asagao**
Yeah, I saw one. I see well in the dark.
**[23:06] Benisumomo**
Transform and show us, then.
**[23:08] Asagao**
Sure thing.
**[23:11] Tsubaki**
*I can't believe Asagao got a look at a man!*
**[23:15] Tsubaki**
*This means I get to see one!*
**[23:18] Asagao**
Poof!
**[23:20] Asagao**
Huh?! I turned into a fish?!
**[23:23] Ume**
Come to think of it,
Asagao sucks at Transformation Jutsu.
**[23:24] Asagao**
Glub! Glub! Glub!
**[23:30] Tsubaki**
I sure wanted to see a man...
***SIGN*** Next time:
Effort and Giftedness
Escape Plan
with Nee-sama
-Tsubaki
**[23:37] Tsubaki**
To be continued!