E5 - The P-Specter - The PE Reserver

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    Experiment No. 9
    The P-Specter
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    Ma'am, is it really all right for
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    us to be at school after hours?
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    SCIENCE
    Experiment No. 9
    The P-Specter
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    Not to worry. I've already gotten
    permission thanks to, you know, THAT.
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    SCIENCE
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    Still, what on Earth do you intend to do?
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    I'm sure even you two know the stories.
    Our school bears the stain of...
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    The Eight Suspicious Rumors!
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    The legend of the mermaid
    believed to appear at the pool each night.
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    Love always drives me, and yet
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    The wind against the glass
    creates an image of you
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    What "color" will that wind be today?
    I want to experience it, completely
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    Off in the corners of the classroom
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    Through the tiniest of magics
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    Another miracle occurs!
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    A premonition of love
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    My heart shouldn't be so uneasy,
    I don't know what's next
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    Aah! What is it that throws
    my heart into turmoil?
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    This sudden spark
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    Love always drives me, and yet
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    Someone, someday, deliver
    these feelings to you!
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    The legend of the mermaid who
     appears at the pool at night.
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    The pale shadow that stares from across
    the Art Department, in a room forbidden to be opened.
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    Mysterious puddles of water
    that suddenly spring forth on school grounds.
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    Countless eyeballs that inhabit
    the small window in the gymnasium.
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    The tennis court rebounder
    that can tell you your future.
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    The doppelganger of the lab prep room!
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    The cursed desk in the music
    room that swallows up all.
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    The groaning sound
    in the girls' toilet of the old school building.
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    Ooooooooo
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    These are the phenomena
    known as Hell's Eight Mysteries...
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    And I'm gonna shed light on all of them,
    using THIS device!
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    The P-Specter! Its Twilight Sensor
    and spectrally attuned mic
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    can capture the activity
    of non-human entities
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    and display an approximated
    representation upon its screen.
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    With this, I can...
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    send a lovey-dovey message
    to any unknown beings out there!
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    Okay! I'm gonna go scout the school grounds
    and solve me some mysteries!
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    Ma'am, do you plan on scouting
    the whole school tonight?
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    Pool
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    I think that's going to take quite a while.
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    Gym
    Parking lot
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    Indeed. It would take until
    dawn to check each location.
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    Tennis courts
    Meal supply center
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    Sports field
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    Main entrance
    Lab (Science Club)
    Courtyard
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    Therefore! No. 13, activate!
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    Class 3-4
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    Along with No. 13, we'll form pairs to share
    the load and solve this case more efficiently!
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    I think you could solve the mystery
    of the lab prep room right now, though...
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    We'll start by having Yamashita
    and No. 13 check the gymnasium.
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    Skid.
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    We'll start by having Yamashita
    and No. 13 check the gymnasium.
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    We'll start by having Yamashita
    and No. 13 check the gymnasium.
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    Tanaka and I will take on the pool.
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    Understood.
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    "Understood," he says!
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    Little does he know
    that this course o' mystery we shall take
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    has already been set with
    an array of boobytraps!
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    It will be trouble after
    trouble! Scream after scream!
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    And when touched by a young
    girl's slender, trembling arm...
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    will your spirit be able
    to keep its wits about it?!
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    Tee-hee-hee!
    will your spirit be able to keep its wits about it?!
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    Sure enough, it's pitch dark, isn't it?
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    BOOO!
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    Ha-haa! You got scared,
    you got scared. Scaredy-scared-scared!
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    Actually, Ma'am, it's
    just that you were loud.
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    Ha-haa! You got scared,
    you got scared. Scaredy-scared-scared!
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    I swear... Candle you handle it, Tanaka?
    Like, when it really counts?
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    Okay!
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    What do you say we get started?
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    Excuse me...
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    Ma'am, excuse me.
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    What is it, Yamashita?
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    I'll go look for something to wipe that up!
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    I-I-I'm sorry, Yamashita. I
    guess I was a bit too loud.
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    No, actually... This started before that.
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    Oh, yeah?
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    I get it. I guess you're not
    cut out for this kind of stuff, huh?
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    You should have told me as soon as you thought
    you wouldn't be able to do this, Yamashita.
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    But...
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    But, you put so much work into this plan.
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    Yamashita... I'm so sorry.
    You were trying not to hurt my feelings.
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    In any case, we have to
    do something about this.
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    We can use any old rag for the floor,
    but we need something to wipe you off.
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    Where did that fool Tanaka run off to?
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    Please use this to wipe your body.
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    No. 13...
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    Oh. You put two layers on, huh?
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    Please remove your wet clothing.
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    ...All right.
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    And what do we do about THAT?
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    I shall initiate cleaning and
    water removal procedures.
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    That's a caregiver robot for you, all right.
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    Please be sure not to catch a cold.
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    Th-thank you.
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    Yamashita-san!
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    You took your damn time!
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    Here. Sorry, it's just my jersey.
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    Also, you can use these.
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    FILTER
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    Tanaka... Your "kindness"
    doesn't accomplish much, huh?
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    Experiment No. 10
    PE Reserver
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    She sure is late...
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    Yamashita-san, did she tell you anything?
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    No.
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    The heck? She's been on the veranda?
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    Ah! It's some stranger!
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    Sorry 'bout that. It didn't occur
    to me it might be locked!
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    What were you doing out on the veranda?
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    My business does not involve the veranda.
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    Rather, it concerns the Science Club:
    specifically, Ueno-san.
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    Gym
    Parking lot
    Sports field
    Front entrance Lab (Science Club)
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    This was the shortest route here
    from the athletic grounds!
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    Main Entrance
    Lab (Science Club)
    Courtyard
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    Sorry, so, you're coming in from outside?
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    That's what I just said, right?
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    But this is the third floor...
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    Well, well. It would seem that
    introductions are in order!
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    I'm Nishihara, captain of
    the Track and Field Club,
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    and by training daily and getting
    the right amount of rest,
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    I've gained SUPERIOR athletic
    skills that defy reason!
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    Me, shoot, I could climb three stories
    using just my right toboggan here!
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    Don't you think that's a
    strange way to refer to your thighs?
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    But today, I've come to ask Ueno-chan about these
    unparalleled physical abilities of mine...
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    for these superhuman skills are
    accompanied by an equally ferocious metabolism!
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    Behold!
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    I've sweated so much that all this
    water could be mistaken for incontinence!
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    At this rate, I could be seen
    as a girl who indiscriminately squirts pee of joy!
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    Okay, I get it.
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    Ueno-chan! Please do something!
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    I can hear you from out in the hallway!
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    Here, put these on!
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    The PE Reserver.
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    Its ultra-high density,
    four-dimensional cross-stitch pattern resin
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    derived from agar-agar can absorb liquids,
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    storing up to five liters while
    retaining its surface area.
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    PE RESERVER
    CUT SEAWEED-SAN
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    With this two-piece set on,
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    you'll be fine even on the SWEATIEST of days!
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    Okay, I may as well put it on!
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    Go change in the other room!
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    STRIP
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    Yeah... This sure is comfortable!
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    And it's soaking the sweat right up!
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    This is incredible, Ueno-chan!
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    Oh, we're just getting started.
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    The PE Server has a release valve
    that allows you to expel water.
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    What's more, because it's been purified,
    this water is safe to drink!
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    Recycling!
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    Here.
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    Huh?
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    Go ahead.
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    Uh, no thanks. Not that water.
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    What gives? This is a rare chance
    to sup on a young girl's bodily secretions.
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    Nishihara-san, Tanaka is THAT type.
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    Oh, sorry. I should've noticed.
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    Here.
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    Uh, Nishihara-san...
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    He really is a blockhead
    about this kind of thing.
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    Hmm...
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    Hey! Shut up with you "Hmm," you halfwit!
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    Why'd you look like you were
    considering it, you slug?!
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    Well, the top would be
    preferable to the bottom, so-
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    You don't get to go choosing
    your preferred spigot!
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    What's with you? You get mad at me no matter.
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    So then, what exactly should I do?
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    You should just be honest.
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    If you want some of Nishihara's fresh brewed,
    first press brew, go ahead and drink up.
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    Come on, come on...
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    Come on, come on, come on,
    come on, come on, come on!
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    So, YOU'RE going to drink it?
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    ysh, I shll drnk...
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    What you're saying is unintelligible.
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    B-DMP
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    What... What is this feeling?
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    B-DMP
    B-DMP
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    When I look at Ueno-chan,
    sucking so hard like that,
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    there's this deep throbbing
    that rises up from within me.
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    B-DMP
    B-DMP
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    I don't understand it, but
    somehow, my instincts know.
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    This feeling is...
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    Maternal instinct.
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    MATERNAL INSTINCT.
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    Ooh, there there. You're thirsty, aren't you?
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    Go on and drink some more,
    Ueno-tan. Have more of mama's br-
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    No matter how big a blockhead
    you are, surely you've noticed
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    I've tried tactic after tactic, right?
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    You're bound to act this way,
    I'm sure of it the plan is perfect, I think
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    And yet, why does this exceed my expectations
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    Feelings I've had come spilling out
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    Do you love me? (Love me!)
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    Turn around already
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    Wait (Wait)
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    The timing makes me happy but shy
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    Happy! (Happy!)
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    It can't be helped, right?
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    Because (Because)
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    I want you to pay more attention to me