E4 - Ueno No. 13 - The SummonStat

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    LAB
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    LAB
    No. 3
    THE KILT HIDE
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    Excuse me! Ueno-san!
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    No. 3
    THE KILT HIDE
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    About that thing I asked you for...
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    Ah. Yeah, it's all finished.
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    Yaay! Thank you!
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    You can just put it anywhere and that's it.
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    This really is a big help!
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    No time like the present...
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    Kitanaga-san, wait just a minute!
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    Kitanaga-san, wait just a minute!
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    STOP
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    Huh? What is it?
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    Well, why are trying to strip?!
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    I thought I may as well try it out.
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    Y-you can't do that NOW! I mean,
    there's a MAN present!
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    I don't really mind.
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    That's not the point.
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    Maybe the problem is...
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    this bothers you for a DIFFERENT reason.
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    Um...
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    What are you two talking about?
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    Well, apparently, we've had
    someone peeping on our club recently.
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    I've already informed the teacher,
    but because I'm the club captain,
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    I thought that I should do something too...
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    That's why she asked me to invent THIS.
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    The Kilt Hide.
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    It measures and modulates
    the wave nature of light in the surrounding area,
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    projecting psuedostereoscopic imagery
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    upon any visual input that
    evokes lustful feelings.
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    Thus, even should one be
    ogled by a camera-wielding pervert...
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    it's capable of blocking
    access to all "sexy zones."
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    STRIP
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    CUT THAT OUT!
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    Quit trying to get naked, Kitanaga-san!
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    Huuh? C'mon...
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    I have to try it here to see if it works.
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    Yamashita!
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    Jeez, Ueno-san!
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    Look, hurry up and get dressed
    while you're in the clear!
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    The. Whole. Point...
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    ...is that a guy sees,
    or it's all for nothing.
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    Tanaka-kun, was it?
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    What do you think about THIS?
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    Uh, well, you're being covered
    up by some black things.
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    Hmm... Maybe my question wasn't quite clear.
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    Answer again while imagining
    the whole scenario.
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    You're sneaking a peek on
    the Swimming Club, when...
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    you see those young girls
    changing into their swimsuits...
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    their bodies all like THIS.
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    Does that get you aroused at all?
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    That's what I'm asking.
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    M-m-my tit-tit... My titties!
    You tried to touch my titties!
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    Dammit, Tanaka! Damn you!
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    I'm sorry, but you've got the wrong idea!
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    I wasn't trying to touch her...
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    I was just curious what THAT'S all about.
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    My titties?!
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    No, not that those black things.
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    What are they even attached to?
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    You idiot! Don't get sidetracked
    by something totally unrelated!
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    It's kind of a three-dimensional
    image projected into the air, okay?!
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    Can you move it around?
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    CUT IT OUT!
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    Hey. Over here.
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    Y-Yamashita!
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    What is that?!
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    Yes! Tanaka's gotten distracted.
    Put this on while you got the chance! Put it on!
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    I was a little worried when
    I heard how much she's been stressing about this...
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    Look, look... Looky, looky, looky...
    Hey, come on! What is that?
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    but it looks like they're
    actually having fun.
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    Well, I should be heading back now.
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    Oh, you're leaving?
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    I'm glad I got to see a different
    side of you, Ueno-san.
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    I'll be back sometime soon to hang out again.
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    Hey! You forgot all this!
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    Kitanaga-saaan!
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    Experiment No. 6
    Garakutan
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    Aah, I'm so thirsty. Aaaah!
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    You want some barley tea?
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    AAAH, WHATEVER SHALL I DO?!
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    Oh, that's right!
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    I brought THIS today!
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    That was some bad acting.
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    So, what is that?
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    Garakutan!
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    By rotating clockwise with just the right amount of force
    
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    it's able to reach out to our galaxy,
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    MILKY WAY-SAN!
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    and in mere moments produce
    fresh-tasting water.
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    MILKY WAY-SAN!
    By: Milky Way
    LEAVE IT TO ME!
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    Act now to receive this special
    three-vial set! BA-BAAM!
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    SUITABLE FOR FAMILY & FRIENDS!
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    All right, pay attention,
    dammit. Turn the lid like this, and...
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    So, where did the water come from?
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    You just tune people out, don't you, Tanaka?!
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    This water...
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    came from the Milky Way!
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    That doesn't make sense.
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    And now, young man,
    I give you the water of the Milky Way itself!
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    Thanks.
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    Go on! Gulp it down!
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    Huh? No, I'm fine. YOU'RE the
    one who's thirsty, right?
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    Actually, is this water even
    safe to drink? It's kind of suspicious...
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    Hey! That's an insult to our galaxy!
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    Give me that!
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    I swear...
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    Aah, the flavor of the Milky Way!
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    That's way too enigmatic.
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    Well?! Do you get it now?
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    Okay, it's your turn to drink.
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    I'm really not very thirsty.
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    Just shut up and drink already!
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    You sure are pushy...
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    Aah, the flavor of the Milky Way!
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    GRAAAARGH!
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    Why did you have to an open up a new one?!
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    Sorry.
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    This one's already open!
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    Well, I mean...
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    You put your lips on that one, right?
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    SHOCK!
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    I've never been a fan of
    sharing the same drink with someone.
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    It's just... off-putting.
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    I'm sure you like it even
    less than me, right?
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    Huh?
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    I mean, a BOY is putting his
    mouth where yours has been.
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    That sort of thing bothers
    girls even more, right?
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    Gah! I-I don't worry about
    i-i-indirect kisses or things of that nature, actually!
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    Ah, I swear! You boys,
    you scary boys think about that every single day!
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    It's all part of puberty, yes!
    So our lips happen to touch the same spot, so what?!
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    What meaning would such an action even have?!
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    You're overthinking things,
    yes, very strange things!
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    Ma'am. I get it. Go on,
    place your lips where mine have been.
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    It should be no big deal, right?
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    HUH?! Well, of course not!
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    You rubbed your tongue all
    over this thing, didn't you?
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    Yes, you really tongued this thing.
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    L... Lick, lick... Lick, lick...
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    Lick... Lick?
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    LAB
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    Oh, no. Are you okay?
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    See? You DON'T want to
    put mouth there, right?
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    You don't have to force yourself.
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    I was being a little mean just now.
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    I'll go get a rag.
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    Blgh!
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    Ma'am, that's the one that fell, right?
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    THIS one's yours.
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    Ah, yes, that's right! How clumsy of me!
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    They look so similar! You
    can't blame me right?!
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    Oh my, oh my!
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