# E4 - Ueno No. 13 - The SummonStat
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LAB
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LAB
No. 3
THE KILT HIDE
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Excuse me! Ueno-san!
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No. 3
THE KILT HIDE
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About that thing I asked you for...
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Ah. Yeah, it's all finished.
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Yaay! Thank you!
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You can just put it anywhere and that's it.
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This really is a big help!
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No time like the present...
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Kitanaga-san, wait just a minute!
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Kitanaga-san, wait just a minute!
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STOP
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Huh? What is it?
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Well, why are trying to strip?!
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I thought I may as well try it out.
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Y-you can't do that NOW! I mean,
there's a MAN present!
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I don't really mind.
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That's not the point.
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Maybe the problem is...
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this bothers you for a DIFFERENT reason.
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Um...
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What are you two talking about?
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Well, apparently, we've had
someone peeping on our club recently.
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I've already informed the teacher,
but because I'm the club captain,
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I thought that I should do something too...
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That's why she asked me to invent THIS.
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The Kilt Hide.
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It measures and modulates
the wave nature of light in the surrounding area,
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projecting psuedostereoscopic imagery
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upon any visual input that
evokes lustful feelings.
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Thus, even should one be
ogled by a camera-wielding pervert...
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it's capable of blocking
access to all "sexy zones."
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STRIP
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CUT THAT OUT!
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Quit trying to get naked, Kitanaga-san!
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Huuh? C'mon...
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I have to try it here to see if it works.
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Yamashita!
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Jeez, Ueno-san!
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Look, hurry up and get dressed
while you're in the clear!
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The. Whole. Point...
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...is that a guy sees,
or it's all for nothing.
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Tanaka-kun, was it?
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What do you think about THIS?
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Uh, well, you're being covered
up by some black things.
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Hmm... Maybe my question wasn't quite clear.
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Answer again while imagining
the whole scenario.
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You're sneaking a peek on
the Swimming Club, when...
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you see those young girls
changing into their swimsuits...
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their bodies all like THIS.
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Does that get you aroused at all?
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That's what I'm asking.
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M-m-my tit-tit... My titties!
You tried to touch my titties!
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Dammit, Tanaka! Damn you!
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I'm sorry, but you've got the wrong idea!
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I wasn't trying to touch her...
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I was just curious what THAT'S all about.
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My titties?!
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No, not that those black things.
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What are they even attached to?
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You idiot! Don't get sidetracked
by something totally unrelated!
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It's kind of a three-dimensional
image projected into the air, okay?!
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Can you move it around?
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CUT IT OUT!
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Hey. Over here.
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Y-Yamashita!
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What is that?!
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Yes! Tanaka's gotten distracted.
Put this on while you got the chance! Put it on!
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I was a little worried when
I heard how much she's been stressing about this...
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Look, look... Looky, looky, looky...
Hey, come on! What is that?
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but it looks like they're
actually having fun.
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Well, I should be heading back now.
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Oh, you're leaving?
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I'm glad I got to see a different
side of you, Ueno-san.
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I'll be back sometime soon to hang out again.
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Hey! You forgot all this!
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Kitanaga-saaan!
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Experiment No. 6
Garakutan
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Aah, I'm so thirsty. Aaaah!
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You want some barley tea?
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AAAH, WHATEVER SHALL I DO?!
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Oh, that's right!
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I brought THIS today!
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That was some bad acting.
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So, what is that?
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Garakutan!
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By rotating clockwise with just the right amount of force
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it's able to reach out to our galaxy,
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MILKY WAY-SAN!
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and in mere moments produce
fresh-tasting water.
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MILKY WAY-SAN!
By: Milky Way
LEAVE IT TO ME!
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Act now to receive this special
three-vial set! BA-BAAM!
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SUITABLE FOR FAMILY & FRIENDS!
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All right, pay attention,
dammit. Turn the lid like this, and...
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So, where did the water come from?
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You just tune people out, don't you, Tanaka?!
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This water...
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came from the Milky Way!
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That doesn't make sense.
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And now, young man,
I give you the water of the Milky Way itself!
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Thanks.
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Go on! Gulp it down!
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Huh? No, I'm fine. YOU'RE the
one who's thirsty, right?
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Actually, is this water even
safe to drink? It's kind of suspicious...
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Hey! That's an insult to our galaxy!
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Give me that!
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I swear...
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Aah, the flavor of the Milky Way!
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That's way too enigmatic.
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Well?! Do you get it now?
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Okay, it's your turn to drink.
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I'm really not very thirsty.
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Just shut up and drink already!
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You sure are pushy...
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Aah, the flavor of the Milky Way!
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GRAAAARGH!
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Why did you have to an open up a new one?!
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Sorry.
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This one's already open!
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Well, I mean...
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You put your lips on that one, right?
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SHOCK!
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I've never been a fan of
sharing the same drink with someone.
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It's just... off-putting.
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I'm sure you like it even
less than me, right?
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Huh?
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I mean, a BOY is putting his
mouth where yours has been.
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That sort of thing bothers
girls even more, right?
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Gah! I-I don't worry about
i-i-indirect kisses or things of that nature, actually!
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Ah, I swear! You boys,
you scary boys think about that every single day!
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It's all part of puberty, yes!
So our lips happen to touch the same spot, so what?!
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What meaning would such an action even have?!
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You're overthinking things,
yes, very strange things!
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Ma'am. I get it. Go on,
place your lips where mine have been.
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It should be no big deal, right?
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HUH?! Well, of course not!
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You rubbed your tongue all
over this thing, didn't you?
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Yes, you really tongued this thing.
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L... Lick, lick... Lick, lick...
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Lick... Lick?
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LAB
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Oh, no. Are you okay?
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See? You DON'T want to
put mouth there, right?
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You don't have to force yourself.
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I was being a little mean just now.
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I'll go get a rag.
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Blgh!
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Ma'am, that's the one that fell, right?
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THIS one's yours.
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Ah, yes, that's right! How clumsy of me!
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They look so similar! You
can't blame me right?!
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Oh my, oh my!
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