E6 - II Umbrella - E-Q Booster

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    Experiment No. 11
    II Umbrella
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    Wow, it's really coming down...
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    I didn't even bring an umbrella today.
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    I swear, Tanaka. You're
    still using an umbrella?
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    The age of humanity clinging
    to some mere stick has passed...
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    Thanks to this item!
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    What are you going to do?
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    Just you watch.
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    A picture is worth a thousand words!
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    Hey! Don't go looking up my skirt!
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    Love always drives me, and yet
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    The wind against the glass
    creates an image of you
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    What "color" will that wind be today?
    I want to experience it, completely
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    Off in the corners of the classroom
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    Through the tiniest of magics
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    Another miracle occurs!
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    A premonition of love
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    My heart shouldn't be so uneasy,
    I don't know what's next
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    Aah! What is it that throws
    my heart into turmoil?
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    This sudden spark
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    Love always drives me, and yet
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    Someone, someday, deliver
    these feelings to you!
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    First, we set up this
    device here on your head.
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    Well, Tanaka? Can you tell what's different?
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    No, I can't.
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    Correct! You couldn't know that because
    it hasn't been turned on yet. SWITCH ON!
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    Next, we shall use this...
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    A mysterious device from
    which water shall emerge.
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    What? Hey!
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    Huh? I'm not wet.
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    It's like it's some barrier!
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    This is no barrier! The device deploys
    an anti-gravitational field upward,
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    Creating a low-level gravitational wall
    that deflects whatever it encounters.
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    Attach this, and you yourself form part of an
    "umbrella" and releasing umbrella-like properties.
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    And so, we have named this device...
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    The II Umbrella!
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    So, it IS an umbrella.
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    TANAKA]
    Still, this is great, Ma'am.
    It will change the whole history of umbrellas.
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    Indeed, indeed...
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    Now, humankind will be
    able to combat the rain!
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    The era that follows I, Ueno,
    shall live in prosperity and-
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    Gah!
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    Ow. I swear, Ma'm. Why are
    you throwing kicks at... me?
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    Are you all right?
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    Wh-what do you mean?
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    You just hurt your butt, didn't you?
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    No, nothing of the sort!
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    But look, you're holding it.
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    Ma'am, we should go to the nurse's office.
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    I shall not go!
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    Ma'am!
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    Ma'am...
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    It would be pointless for me to go!
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    MA'AM!
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    There's something strange
    going on with your skirt.
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    It is not strange...
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    There's no way that's NOT strange!
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    Something utterly strange is going on!
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    Ma'am...
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    I shall confirm the current state of affairs.
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    You just stay there and wait, Tanaka!
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    Ah. Ma'am, it's just tangled
    up with your panties.
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    What is?!
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    That was a close call, I'd say.
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    Hey! What's all "tangled up"?
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    Shut up, Tanaka! Just die already!
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    You're scaring me...
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    I will now extract it, Ma'am.
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    Be gentle.
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    Yes. I shall be gentle. Here goes. Everything
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    will be fine. All right, here
    I go. Just try to relax...
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    ...Ma'am? Ma'am!
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    Ma'am!
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    What, Tanaka?
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    I didn't bring an umbrella today.
    Please let me in there with you.
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    Well, fine. But this is a special case.
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    Thank goodness!
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    Hey!
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    I mean, I'm sticking out halfway.
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    Please come a little closer.
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    Okay, fine. Just move your hand.
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    I swear.
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    MATERNAL INSTINCT
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    in Charge
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    in Charge
    Experiment No. 12
    E-Q Booster
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    Experiment No. 12
    E-Q Booster
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    It seems the time has come to settle this.
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    Awaken...
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    Class 3-4
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    E-Q Booster!
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    The Epsilon-Quick Booster!
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    It suppresses the so-called,
    "fifth force, " protophobic X-Boson,
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    thus increasing or decreasing
    the strength of the wearer.
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    It also has a lever of
    unknown purpose: the NAZO!
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    So, it makes you stronger, right?
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    This is nothing so pedestrian!
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    This device instantaneously measures
    the power level of one's opponent
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    and conveys the corresponding
    amount to the wearer!
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    Currently, even one such as I...
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    have within me the same
    destructive power as YOU!
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    It's not like I'm that strong or anything...
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    Listen up, Tanaka:
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    it's the secondary sex characteristics
    that affect our physical performance,
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    causing a sizable gap between men and women.
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    These individual differences make it
    hard for the average girl to overpower a man.
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    Now then! What if that gap
    in performance were eliminated?
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    What we shall now undertake
    is no mere sumo death match!
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    This is woman vs. man,
    with the pride of each on the line...
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    Final Sumo Match from Hell!
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    Do you get it, Tanaka?
    There'll be no need for you to hold back!
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    Understood.
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    This battle will be a
    clash of equal strength!
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    Ready...
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    Begin.
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    The victor will be the one
    whose conviction is stronger!
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    Hey!
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    Ma'am, I'm going to push
    you out of the ring now.
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    I protest, you blockhead!
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    in Charge
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    Behold! This was a battle of equal strength,
    yet I was the one who struggled.
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    "My, that's strange" is what
    you should be thinking!
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    Well, you told me not to
    pull any punches, so...
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    You could try to get a clue
    every once in a while!
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    If you simply LOOK, you'll
    see I haven't turned it on!
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    Sorry.
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    If the odds are in your favor,
    you just go all-out for it, don't you?
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    Huh?
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    Never mind, dammit!
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    It's now or never.
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    Did you turn it on?
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    Yes, I did!
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    Ready... And they're off.
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    Whoa! This is completely
    different from before!
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    The E-Q Booster indeed
    functions as I explained,
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    but that's only the Booster itself.
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    E-Q BOOSTER
    TANAKA
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    In fact, the power of the wearer
    is also added to the equation.
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    E-Q BOOSTER
    UEONO
    TANAKA
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    Put simply, with only his own strength,
    Tanaka is completely outclassed!
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    The skinny arms of a soft young girl...
    you will yield to them, helpless to resist!
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    What's the matter, Tanaka?
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    Do you lack the strength of conviction?
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    Huh?
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    in Charge
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    Come now. What's the matter?
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    Is THIS the best a man can do?
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    How pitiful you are. Are
    you a baby or something?
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    Hey! Where do you... think you're grabbing?!
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    For men...
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    This guy's losing it!
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    For the pride of men everywhere!
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    Okay! Fine, I get it!
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    I cannot lose!
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    You've already won!
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    I absolutely must not lose!
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    There, there.
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    There, there.
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    Snooze...