E11 - Invisi-Bloomer - The Rear Skirt

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    Experiment No. 21
    The Invisi-Bloomer
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    Hey, Tanaka.
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    Experiment No. 21
    The Invisi-Bloomer
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    Lie down over there, yeah?
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    What do you mean by, "There"?
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    Just, wherever.
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    What is this all about?
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    Hm?
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    Wait, hold on, time out!
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    Love always drives me, and yet…
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    The wind against the glass
    creates an image of you
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    What "color" will that wind be today?
    I want to experience it, completely
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    Off in the corners of the classroom
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    Through the tiniest of magics
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    Another miracle occurs!
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    A premonition of love
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    My heart shouldn't be so uneasy,
    I don't know what's next
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    Aah! What is it that throws
    my heart into turmoil?
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    This sudden spark
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    Love always drives me, and yet…
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    Someone, someday, deliver
    these feelings to you!
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    Oh my, Tanaka-kun! How lucky you
    are to see the panties of your club captain!
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    Feel free to thank the gods,
    if you like, but unfortunately!
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    These are, like, totally not panties!
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    So, why did you try to sit on my face?
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    Pay attention to what's right
    in front of you, you worm!
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    Yes, it's the Invisi-Bloomer!
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    These navy-blue "panties" utilize the
    air-compression ratio of the surrounding area
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    Thank you very much.
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    Please, have a seat.
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    to create a barometric field
    in relation to the sitting posture of the wearer,
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    making it possible to sit anywhere.
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    You're not hired.
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    NOT HIRED
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    Okay, try this again.
    I'll show you how this works using front-row seats!
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    I'm fine with just general admission.
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    Okay, here goes!
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    Well, Tanaka?!
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    I'm fine for the moment...
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    You're not just squatting and
    pretending to sit, right?
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    Hey, do NOT underestimate me!
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    Whoa! Ma'am, you're floating!
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    I'm not floating: I'm merely
    sitting atop the air!
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    That's sort of mysterious...
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    I see right through you, worm! You pretend to
    not be interested, but you can't hide it, can you?
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    Here, right before your eyes...
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    is a utopia with waters you long to drink!
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    The ribbon-shaped item
    on this device is an emergency stop switch
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    that allows me to use my buttocks freely!
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    With this, I will use my peach-colored
    waters to slake your thirst!
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    Oh goodness, I'm sorry!
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    Huh?
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    Ma'am, are you okay?
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    It seems the circuits weren't
    functioning properly. Let's try this again.
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    Huh? I think it'd be best to
    take a look at it first...
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    No, it's fine.
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    Now, are you ready, Tanaka?
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    Yeah...
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    Then look, dammit, Tanaka! Look!
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    Yes, I'm looking.
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    And so! This is how it works
    as I float in the air...
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    OH GOODNESS, I'M SORRY!
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    Huh?
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    Ma'am, are you okay?
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    It seems the circuits weren't
    functioning properly. Let's try this again!
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    Huh?
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    I think it'd be best to
    take a look at it first...
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    No, it's PERFECTLY fine!
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    Now, are you ready, Tanaka?
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    Yeah...
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    Then look, dammit, Tanaka! Look!
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    Yes, I'm looking.
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    And so! This is how it works
    as I float in the air...
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    Whee!
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    Watch out!
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    What the heck?!
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    I'm not sure what to say to that...
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    You don't believe in my
    device, so you keep moving!
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    Now you're just being rash...
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    How to Properly
    Dispose of Yetis
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    Resume your position, Tanaka!
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    Ma'am, let's just stop this already.
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    Oh, I'm coming! You ready?!
    Look, I'm sitting in the air! Right here!
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    And, go!
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    NOW!
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    Ma'am!
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    ...Yes?
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    Come on, that's enough.
    You're only making your butt hurt, right?
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    ...Yes.
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    Your device isn't working,
    and it's making you angry,
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    but you're still trying to
    fulfill your club duties, right?
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    But that's no reason to go hurting yourself!
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    Do you understand?
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    ...Yes.
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    You're just doing this to yourself!
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    Okay.
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    Yes...
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    I swear....
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    LAB
    SCIENCE CLUB
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    LAB
    SCIENCE CLUB
    Experiment No. 22
    The Rearscort
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    Experiment No. 22
    The Rearscort
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    I feel like there are
    more people than usual...
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    ...Hello.
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    That sort of reflexive attitude
    is common among club members!
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    And it can be practiced on one's own!
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    W-well,l that's good to know.
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    UNREFINED SAKE
    AND ME
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    So, who is that?
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    That's Minamine, the president
    of the Tennis Club.
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    There seems to be a lot
    of tension in the air...
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    Well, about that!
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    Our club captian hates guys!
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    Oh, yeah. Yomogi, I forgot
    you were in the tennis club.
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    That's right!
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    So, why does she hates guys?
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    Well, she's hit a rather difficult age...
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    So, Uen-san, about that
    thing I asked you for...
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    It's done.
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    The Rear-skirt!
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    Its sensors can detect particles
    unique to the male gaze,
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    and its cloth-based artificial
    musculature will adjust the angle as needed,
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    thus preventing the exposure
    of worn items that are of a sensitive nature.
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    This is what you asked for, I guess.
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    Thank you very much! This skirt is...
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    it's what we girls in the Tennis Club
    have dreamed of for years!
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    The skirt! In terms of elegance
    and ease of motion, it's been rightfully called
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    the one item of clothing that
    epitomizes women's tennis.
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    And yet, this culmination of beauty attracts
    a great amount of lewd and unwanted stares!
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    can make men curious regarding
    what lies beneath.
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    Blah Blah Blah
    Blah
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    However, and this is not limited
    to a uniform of this nature,
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    when wearing a skirt is required, should supplementary
    clothing such that the undergarments cannot be seen
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    (by which is meant, they cannot be "peeped" upon),
    should this become a necessity,
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    such would of course be welcome so
    as to prevent the aforementioned peeping,
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    allowing a range of motion while
    avoiding gazes that are not welcome.
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    Of course, this is not to say that being
    looked upon is entirely displeasing, to a certain extent,
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    but this tends to stray into
    the realm of misunderstanding,
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    not to mention CONSENT, wouldn't you say?
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    Are you in acknowledgment
    of the facts as stated?!
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    Y-yes! I do believe I'm in acknowledgment...
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    I have undertaken various
    routes to combat this problem!
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    I held schoolwide lectures...
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    These are not panties!
    I held schoolwide lectures...
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    Not panties! No!
    I broadcast videos on campus...
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    I even put up signs around the tennis court.
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    No Panties!!
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    I'd say that is WHY you've
    gotten so much attention...
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    No Panties
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    And yet, my efforts bore no fruit!
    It did nothing to prevent the waves of lecherous men!
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    No Panties
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    We held study sessions in behavioral ecology
    before finally arriving at a single conclusion:
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    The reason skirts attract attention is
    the possibility that SOMETHING can be seen!
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    And so, the skirt I've requested
    takes that possibility and-
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    Minamine-san! If you're going to change,
    please do it in the next room!
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    Huh? I'm fine doing it right here.
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    Well, I mean, there is a MAN present...
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    You have a problem or something?!
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    Huh?!
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    Um, well, I don't think it would be
    proper to talk as if it's a "problem" or anything...
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    You didn't understand a single thing
    I just talked about, did you?
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    Now listen! This is NOT underwear!!
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    These garments have been placed at
    the in precisely the OPPOSITE location,
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    so that the actual underwear is not seen!
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    How can you see these and think them lewd?
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    What do you, Ueno-san?
    This man is the enemy, and they are everywhere!
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    These things walk around
    with no moral compass other than carnal desire!
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    Any form of clothing that catches
    your eye becomes a form of lust for you, doesn't it/!
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    If this sort of clothing
    catches your fancy so much,
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    why don't you go looking at a
    sports catalog or something?!
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    Um, these are just my thoughts no the matter,
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    But I think the clothing itself isn't
    why the men will come to watch.
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    It's because, well... The person who's
    wearing the clothes is what matters.
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    What are you going on about?! Speak clearly!
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    ANGER!
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    Um, put simply...
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    I think they're coming to watch
    you because you're pretty.
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    SHOCK!
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    I understand. Thank you very much, Ueno-san.
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    I think I made her mad...
    I guess I didn't choose the right words.
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    TANAKA!
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    Huh?
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    That's what I can't stand about you!
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    Was what I said really that bad?
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    I'm just going to go to sleep...
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    Class 1-6
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    Tanaka! Grarr!