E7 - Panty Roti - The Gacha-Porter

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    LAB
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    LAB
    Experiment No. 13
    Panty Roti
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    We shall now kick off our meeting
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    Experiment No. 13
    Panty Roti
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    per the Tanaka Panty-Tasting project,
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    or "TPT" for short.
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    Tanaka! Panty! Tast-!
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    Love always drives me, and yet…
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    The wind against the glass
    creates an image of you
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    What "color" will that wind be today?
    I want to experience it, completely
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    Off in the corners of the classroom
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    Through the tiniest of magics
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    Another miracle occurs!
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    A premonition of love
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    My heart shouldn't be so uneasy,
    I don't know what's next
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    Aah! What is it that throws
    my heart into turmoil?
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    This sudden spark
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    Love always drives me, and yet…
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    Someone, someday, deliver
    these feelings to you!
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    This plan hinges on what can be
    divided into three essential elements.
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    First up is this...
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    Hunger!
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    Hunger
    Camouflage
    Change
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    This is as it sounds, inciting
    Tanaka to feel "hungry."
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    This has actually already been accomplished.
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    For the last six months, I
    have gradually replaced the
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    tableware in Tanaka's
    home with smaller items.
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    I have also reduced the amount
    of his school lunches by 20%.
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    GIVE ME THAT!
    NO!
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    As a result, Tanaka is generally gripped
    by feelings of hunger,
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    and in a state of willingness
    to eat just about anything.
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    *"Full"
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    Now then, does anyone have
    any questions so far?
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    Yes, Yamashita.
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    Regardless of how hungry Tanaka is,
    I don't believe that he would eat panties.
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    An excellent point, Yamashita.
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    Indeed, hunger notwithstanding,
    he would not eat panties.
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    The reason for this is...
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    Panties cannot be eaten!
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    And yet, Yamashita, what if... What if?!
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    What if that very premise
    could be overcome? What then?!
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    UENO-SAN'S
    SCIENCE COOKING
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    Ueno-san's Science Cooking!
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    At first glance, these appear to be cute
    yet ordinary panties. Plop!
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    UENO-SAN'S
    SCIENCE COOKING
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    However, they are composed
    of a special fabric made from glutinous rice flour.
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    By placing them in boiling
    water for five minutes,
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    Boil in Water
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    the rice flour is simultaneously
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    broken down and reformed,
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    becoming a yummy sweet
    with a sticky consistency!
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    All done: the Panty Roti, a newly developed,
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    hybrid combination of panties
    and emergency rations!
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    This addresses the "Change"
    point mentioned prior.
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    Hm? What is it, Yamashita?
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    Even if those panties ARE fit for consumption,
    I don't believe he would eat them.
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    Yes! You are correct, Yamashita!
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    The greatest hurdle to this plan is the
    pre-established notion
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    that panties are NOT for eating.
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    This the culmination of both knowledge and logic,
    which poses quite a problem.
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    However!
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    I have already arrived at
    the answer to said problem!
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    Listen up, Yamashita, and look closely.
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    Just a little bit of massaging, and...
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    What's this? Could it be
    a new form of macaron?!
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    They're just scrunched-up panties.
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    Therein lies the final element: camouflage!
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    That doesn't look camouflaged at all...
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    Hunger
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    Hunger!
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    Change!
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    Change
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    Camouflage!
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    Camouflage
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    These three elements combine
    to form the Trinity Delta Field!
SIGN    Camouflage Hunger Change
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    Upon noticing that he's sated
    his hunger with women's panties,
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    will Tanaka be able to
    keep his wits about him?!
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    I'm sorry I'm late.
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    You ARE late, Tanaka, you jackass!
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    Thanks to you, my body and
    spirit AND the object in
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    question have all completely cooled!
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    What does that mean?
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    I got into a fight with the lunch lady
    and ended up having a class meeting.
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    It turns out I actually
    WAS being given less food.
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    Oh. Y-you don't say...
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    Well, why don't you eat this and rest a bit?
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    Thanks, I appreciate it.
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    This guy just ate panties
    without even blinking!
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    He ate it... He ate it!
    And with such an unexpected expression!
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    That was delicious.
    I do like those kinds of semi-soft sweets.
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    O-oh? Hmm...
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    That really was good.
     Do you have any more?
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    A second serving of panties!
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    Another one? Well, I'm not sure.
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    I actually don't recall.
    They were a limited release, after all...
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    No, knowing her, I bet she does.
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    There'll be the panties she makes him eat,
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    and another pair she'll
    use to prove her point.
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    I'm guessing... THERE.
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    Still, going by her reaction,
    it seems she didn't expect him to actually eat it.
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    But, Ma'am! So far everything...
    Everything has gone to plan!
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    The rest is up to how committed you are.
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    Huh?
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    Uh, come to think of it...
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    Yes! That's it, Ma'am!
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    I think that somewhere around here...
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    Please show Tanaka-sempai what's what!
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    There was one more...
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    Tell him! "What you just
    ate... were my panties!"
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    Too bad, sorry! Looks like I'm all out today.
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    Oh, jeez.
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    Lame, lame, lame, lame...
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    Lame, lame, lame...
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    AN INTRODUCTION TO
    SIDE-TO-SIDE JUMPING
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    SCIENCE
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    SCIENCE
    Experiment No. 14
    The Gatcha-Porter
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    Experiment No. 14
    The Gatcha-Porter
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    Huh? I'm the first one here today?
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    Oh. One of those capsule machine things.
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    Go on and turn it already!
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    Give it a good turn, and
    then remember THAT time!
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    What time would that be?
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    You made this, right? If I touch it,
    I'm sure you'll just get mad at me.
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    Hmph! It would seem
    you've gotten a sense of it already...
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    the unequalled DRIVE behind
    this future-ish capsule machine!
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    The Gatcha-Porter!
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    It deploys a quantum
    vacuum force field beyond the device itself,
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    through which it absorbs
    the object in question on a quantum level,
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    enabling quasi high-speed physical transfer!
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    When this is activated, it can
    instantaneously back-order anything at all!
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    I don't quite understand how this works.
    What exactly gets sent to you?
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    That is where its true value comes in!
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    AN ENCYCLOPEDIA OF SOFTENING WATER
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    Whoever touches the dial on this device
    will have his brainwaves scanned,
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    and anything desired shall
    be instantly teleported!
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    It's like some kind of dream machine!
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    It IS a dream machine.
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    Take hold of it, Tanaka!
    Try giving it a spin!
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    Okay!
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    Before you turn that, visualize
    what it is you want.
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    Victory is mine!
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    The Gatcha-Porter contains
    no brainwave receiver at all!
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    Instead, the matter that it
    teleports has been pre-programmed.
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    Put simply, what will now appear
    has pre-assigned by ME!
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    Once the dial has been turned,
    there can be no going back!
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    He shall go through life
    believing that he is perverted scum
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    whose desire is that my
    garments are easily removed!
SIGN    MARRIED Hoping to work together to build a happy family.
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    Something came out!
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    Huh? It looks like a
    handkerchief or something.
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    Open it and see!
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    Wait, that pattern looks different...
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    And mine are still on.
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    No, no! This is all wrong!
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    I was thinking of something
    completely different!
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    Oh, is that so?
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    Are you sure that wasn't
    what you were thinking of?!
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    I'm telling you, no, it wasn't!
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    Ma'am, please, you have to fix this.
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    Well, I can't see into your head, can I?
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    Still, this is strange.
    Some kind of programming error maybe?
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    Fine. Try it one more time.
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    But no excuses: you'll have to
    prove what it is you're thinking.
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    Huh? Is this thing really okay?
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    Ma'am, some strange black thing came out.
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    Ma'am! Water came out of
    it! Water! What is this?
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    How should I know?
    Just what on Earth are you calling forth?!
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    Well, I'm going to open it.
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    SCIENCE
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    Ah! I knew it would be here!
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    What the heck? My swimsuit
    just suddenly disappeared!
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    Um, Kitanaga-sempai, this is...
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    We're testing a machine that will
    send you whatever you think of,
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    but it looks like it's
    malfunctioning. Right, Ma'am?
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    Fine, just hurry up and give me that back.
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    I'm sorry.
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    I swear! You area a pervert... aren't you?
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    Jeez, Ma'am! Why don't you say anything?!
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    Now, this another a weird misunderstanding.
    Please explain what's going on.
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    Shut up! Shut your yap and just
    do the machine, you legume!
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    No, I don't want to touch that thing again.
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    Do it!