E8 - Coittsu Nate Luna D - Pero-Lilion

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    Experiment No. 15
    Coitsu Nate Luna D
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    S-so sleepy...
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    "Are you all right, Ma'am?"
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    You should be askin'!
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    Love always drives me, and yet
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    The wind against the glass
    creates an image of you
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    What "color" will that wind be today?
    I want to experience it, completely
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    Off in the corners of the classroom
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    Through the tiniest of magics
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    Another miracle occurs!
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    A premonition of love
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    My heart shouldn't be so uneasy,
    I don't know what's next
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    Aah! What is it that throws
    my heart into turmoil?
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    This sudden spark
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    Love always drives me, and yet
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    Someone, someday, deliver
    these feelings to you!
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    LAB
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    "Were you up late last night?"
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    You should be askin'!
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    "So then, that means...?"
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    You should be askin'!
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    I'm not sure what to make
    of that last part there...
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    But, Ma'am, if you're that tired,
    shouldn't you just go home?
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    No!
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    I don't wanna go home today!
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    You don't say...
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    "And why don't you want to go home?"
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    You should be askin'!
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    It's as if the words bounce right off you!
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    You're like the egg crate
    soundproofing foam that's on the
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    walls in the music room!
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    Ma'am, you don't seem
    sleepy at all right now...
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    Listen up, Tanaka: There are times when,
    though sleep beckons,
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    the only choice is to persevere!
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    And it is such cases...
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    that THIS item is of use!
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    Coitsu Nate Luna D!
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    It contains the next-generation
    ingredient Siestorin,
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    which dispels fatigue by
    providing the equivalent
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    of 10 hours' worth of uninterrupted sleep.
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    This, combined with the effects of the
    ingredient henjinate, creates a "sub-personality"
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    that allows for thought processes
    distinct from the conscious self.
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    In other words, these pills allow one to engage
    in rational dialogue even when asleep!
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    Now take one!
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    Uh, no, I'm not really sleepy.
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    You should try this one out yourself, Ma'am.
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    What's this, Tanaka-kun?
    Could it be that you haven't noticed?
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    Today, when I came back to the classroom...
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    Till just a little while ago,
    Yamashita and I were COMPLETELY asleep!
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    Today, when I came back to the classroom...
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    YEAH, YEAH.
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    YEAH, YEAH.
    ASLEEP
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    As of now, Yamashita
    remains in a deep slumber!
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    Huh? But she's reading a book and...
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    Ah! If you look closely,
    she's actually sleeping!
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    Go on, say something to Yamashita's
    well-formed sub-personality!
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    Okay.
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    Yamashita-san? Are you awake?
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    Direct all questions to my lawyer.
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    That's one aggressive personality...
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    Are you awake, Yamashita-san?
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    I had a dream I was being sexually harassed.
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    I'm sorry, Yamashita,
    but Tanaka WAS sexually harassing you just now.
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    Please stop spreading lies.
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    Main
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    So, as you can see, conversation is possible
    
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    Main
    Sub
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    without a direct link to
    the sleeping consciousness.
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    It seems sort of like sleepwalking.
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    And now it is YOUR turn, Tanaka.
    One can never have too much data!
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    When you take this, you
    will enter a deep sleep.
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    I have a bad feeling.
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    Oh, no! I really am getting sleep...
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    Tanaka, are you asleep?
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    I am.
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    Are you REALLY asleep?
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    I am asleep.
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    I don't know...
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    What finger is this?
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    Your left pinky.
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    Oh, yeah? And what's your favorite food?
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    I like the outer skin of daifuku rice cakes.
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    Which do you prefer, long hair or short?
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    I like long hair.
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    Ooh, really?
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    Ma'am.
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    O-oh, yeah.
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    Now then, to get right to the point...
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    Hey, Tanaka.
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    The thing is...
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    Tanaka, would you say your
    feelings for me are-?
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    Ma'am, how did I do?
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    Staaaare
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    Ma'am, I'm awake. Like, completely awake.
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    Ma'am?
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    I'm so... asleep!
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    Ma'am? W-wait! Ma'am!
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    Are you going home already? It's quite early.
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    Yes, go back, hngrh...
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    SCIENCE
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    Please be careful.
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    I wonder if she'll be all right...
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    The trial regarding this
    sexual harassment case shall now begin!
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    Please don't be fooled by this.
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    I sentence the gutter trash
    of a defendant named "Tanaka" to death!
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    Objection.
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    SCIENCE
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    SCIENCE
    Experiment No. 16
    Pero-Lilion
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    Experiment No. 16
    Pero-Lilion
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    You're late, Tanaka!
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    Is my brother here?
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    They're not going to know
    who "my brother" is.
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    Oh, yeah.
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    Is a 2nd-year named "Tanaka" here?!
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    Watch your tone!
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    No, Tanaka the 2nd-year hasn't shown up yet.
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    See? I told you we should
    ask the teachers first.
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    I'M the one who said that.
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    Ah, Yamashita-san!
    You're in the same study club as well?
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    Is she in your class?
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    That's right. Wait, don't
    you know who that is?
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    She's Tanaka-sempai's younger sister.
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    Well, the thing is-
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    Wait, Yamashita-san!
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    It would seem some
    introductions are in order.
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    I'm Mizuna Tanaka from
    Class 1-2. My favorite food
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    is the fillings of
    traditional Japanese candy.
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    I'm Yomogi Tanaka from Class 1-6.
    My favorite flavor is chocolate mint!
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    I'm the older twin sister...
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    And I'm the younger!
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    Wait, twins?!
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    Yamashita-san, is this the
    first time to hear we're twins?
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    Well, we're not a lot alike.
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    Do you mind if we wait here
    till our brother shows up?
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    Feel free.
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    Strange... How could I
    have not known about this?
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    Still, in the past, I have spotted multiple
    Tanaka heads poking out from the crowd.
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    I thought I was hallucinating,
    but looking back, I guess it was these two.
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    And yet, what does it mean that
    Tanaka hasn't mentioned them even once?!
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    Staaare.
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    You want one?
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    Yaay!
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    This candy is SO delicious!
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    Me too! I want one!
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    Wow, you're right! It's choco-mint!
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    Huh? It tastes like soy flour, right?
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    What are you talking about, Mizuna-chan?
    There's not a trace of soy flour in this!
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    Yeah, well, I'm not seeing
    any signs of choco-mint either!
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    Sorry I'm late.
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    Ah! Brother!
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    Hey, Big Brother, look!
    What flavor do you think this candy is?
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    Personally, I think it
    tastes like rice flour.
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    What are you doing here?
    And did you bring that candy to school?
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    No, your club president gave it to us!
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    Oh, really? It's all right if they have this?
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    S-sure, yeah.
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    It looks like something that she's made...
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    You two, give that back right now.
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    Come on, Big Brother, just listen!
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    This has a robust flavor, but then
    the sweetness of the soybeans really packs a punch,
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    resulting in the ideal flavor profile!
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    The slight bitterness of
    the chocolate enveloped
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    in sweet mint makes for
    a brisk taste sensation!
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    This is the picture of choco-mint!
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    What about this is choco-mint?!
    Every single one of your taste buds is wrecked!
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    If THIS tastes like soy flour,
    you must think sand tastes pretty sweet!
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    Brother!
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    Tell us once and for all what flavor this is!
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    Hey!
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    Cut that out.
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    Come on! Come on!
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    Stop it!
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    Don't put things in your mouth and
    then try giving them to other people!
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    SHOCK
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    It's not like we're strangers...
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    And don't go splitting hairs!
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    You need to stop always acting like children.
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    This is why I don't introduce
    you to other people.
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    You haven't even shown your respects
    to the club captain, have you?
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    Mizuna-chan...
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    No, we haven't.
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    Having you two around here
    has embarrassed me to no end.
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    Hey! You'll make Yomogi-chan cry!
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    I'm the one who wants to cry!
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    You two, line up.
    You're going to apologize to the club captain.
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    I'm very sorry, Ma'am.
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    We're sorry.
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    No, no, really, it's fine.
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    Look, I have another candy
    here. There's one more.
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    Ma'am, I have a favor I'd like to ask.
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    Could you please explain
    how the candy works to these two?
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    If you do that, the way you always do,
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    I think they'll understand
    just what they've done.
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    O-oh, yeah...
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    Please.
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    Please!
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    Still, I mean, you know...
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    I feel like the weather's turning bad.
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    I think maybe we should just
    call it quits for today.
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    There, you see?! You're the
    ones responsible for this!
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    You need to own up to what you've done!
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    Stop casually smacking us on the head!
    We're not bongos, you know!
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    We're members of the Tanaka family,
    not percussion instruments!
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    The Pero-Lilion uses the newly discovered,
    next-century sweetener lolilion
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    to create a candy that has
    no direct effect upon the body.
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    Instead, it induces a hallucinatory sense
    of whatever the taster regards as "sweet."