E12 - Gan-Q - Ballet-Tan

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    Experiment No. 23
    GAN-Q
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    LAB
    Experiment No. 23
    GAN-Q
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    Experiment No. 23
    GAN-Q
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    Hey, Ueno!
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    They all broke at once! These eyeball things.
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    Love always drives me, and yet…
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    The wind against the glass
    creates an image of you
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    What "color" will that wind be today?
    I want to experience it, completely
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    Off in the corners of the classroom
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    Through the tiniest of magics
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    Another miracle occurs!
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    A premonition of love
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    My heart shouldn't be so uneasy,
    I don't know what's next
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    Aah! What is it that throws
    my heart into turmoil?
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    This sudden spark
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    Love always drives me, and yet…
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    Someone, someday, deliver
    these feelings to you!
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    Aaand, there.
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    There's no way all these could break at once!
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    Lend me your glasses.
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    What is all this?
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    Well, lemme tell ya...
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    Girls kinda don't like being peeped at and stuff,
    so when I found this I was like, "BOOM"!
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    That explanation was nowhere near sufficient!
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    It would seem that some MALES have come
    peeping on the Gymnastics Club during training,
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    and the girls are none too pleased about it.
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    So! That is why I made THIS!
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    The GAN-Q!
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    Footage from eight separate
    eyeball-shaped drones is
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    simultaneously sent to a
    dedicated visor-type monitor,
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    allowing for independent and
    wide-area search of possible hostiles.
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    The design is such that should a club member
    wear these, any peeper would be instantly detected!
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    I get it. So then, the
    Gymnastic Club's, um...
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    I'm the club captain, Unogawa!
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    BAM!
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    Well? Can you fix them?
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    I AM fixing them. Just wait a minute.
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    So, how are these, would you say?
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    Huh?
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    Like, how do they work.
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    Well, yeah, I guess they work, but
    it's kind of a hassle and stuff
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    and I get distracted and all that...
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    How come I gotta be the one on lookout duty?
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    Because you're the club leader.
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    Oh, I know! YOU should be on lookout, Ueno.
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    I have nothing to do with
    the Gymnastics Club.
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    There ya go, like this doesn't concern you...
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    Hey, why don't you give
    gymnastics a shot? C'mon, yeah? C'mon.
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    Not my problem.
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    Hey! What's up with this belly?!
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    Stop that.
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    It's a bit flabby, wouldn't you say?
    You need to exercise more!
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    Why not try out for
    gymnastics, huh? Gymnastics!
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    Water Storage and Management
    for the Aftermath
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    The legends passed down to us
    say that gymnastics is best for this!
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    Oh, be quiet.
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    LAB
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    So, what does this "Science Club" do?
    Like, everyone's just on their own.
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    You're all getting flabby
    stomachs because you're so lazy!
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    And then, there's this ass!
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    Stop that!
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    Take a look at this body of mine, yeah?
    It's a miracle of this world, perhaps?
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    You're not all that different
    from me, you know.
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    Nah, don't compare THIS to
    that flabby body of yours.
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    Um... Can I ask something?
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    Whatcha want?
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    Are you two...
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    close like THAT?
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    What do you mean, "Like THAT"?
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    What do you mean, "Like THAT"?
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    Yeah, we're like THAT.
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    WHAT DO MEAN, "LIKE THAT"?
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    What do you mean, "Like THAT"?
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    Um, well, it's hardly my place to say, but...
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    There's such a thing as politeness,
    even between friends,
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    So talking about physical attributes
    is... how can I put this?
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    They say the skeletal structure
    between men and women is different,
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    so I feel bad for even making a comparison...
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    You ain't made no comparison.
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    Um, well, it's about what
    you mentioned earlier...
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    Um, I'm sorry. I think maybe
    I'm not using the right words.
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    Um, the thing is... First of all,
    Unogawa-senpai, you're a man, right?
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    I'M A WOMAN!
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    Huh?
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    Why are you so surprised?!
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    Well, you've been talking
    like a man, haven't you?
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    You got a problem with that?
    Your standards of judgment are WAY off!
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    You can tell by looking, right?!
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    Ueno! This fool is just rude!
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    Yeah, he's rude.
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    Okay, look HERE.
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    See? Look here. These are what girls wear.
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    Yes, that's true...
    See? Look! Check 'em!
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    That's not the way to show those!
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    Thank you, Ueno!
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    Well, see you!
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    Hey! You left some of your eyes behind!
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    SCIENCE
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    I swear...
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    Hey, dullard! I don't care
    if you didn't mean any harm:
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    mistaking a girl for a boy is in no way cool.
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    Okay. I'm sorry.
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    Unogawa basically says
    what she thinks and listens when she wants.
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    So I don't think she's too beat up about it.
    So, you know... I'm not that upset, either.
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    Understood.
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    You know, I'm sort of relieved.
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    Yeah.
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    ...Aren't you going to ask
    WHAT he's relieved about?
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    Tambo! Tam...bo!
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    Yamashita, what's with you?
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    LAB
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    Yo, Tanaka!
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    LAB
    Experiment No. 24
    Ballet-tan
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    Yes, what is it?
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    Death by Tofu
    Experiment No. 24
    Ballet-tan
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    Yo, Tanaka!
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    Yes, what is it?
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    If this MYSTERIOUS gum is desired by many,
    by what means would you procure it?
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    Well, let's see... We could
    break it up to share with-
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    Shut that mouth!
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    Material sharing has been
    relegated to the past!
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    Now is the age of exchange
    based on EMOTION...
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    Through the use of the Ballet-tan!
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    The Ballet-tan!
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    The encephalic unit measures primary sensory
    elements transmitted to the gustatory area,
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    and then, upon redirecting the
    parsed data to the ring-shaped armlet,
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    shares that information via handshake
    to whomever wears the same device,
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    allowing the recipient to vicariously share
    in the taste experience of the primary wearer.
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    SWEET!!
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    So, basically, shaking hands will directly
    transmit how you think things taste and stuff.
SIGN    You've pointed a lost alien family in the right direction. Collect 10 million yen and advance 10 spaces.
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    That seems like it would be really useful.
SIGN    You've pointed a lost alien family in the right direction. Collect 10 million yen and advance 10 spaces. *FOR ILLUSTRATIVE PURPOSES
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    Still, it's not how something actually tastes:
    it's your perception of HOW it tastes.
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    All right, let's try this thing out!
    What flavor is this mysterious gum?
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    Think you can grab a paw and figure it out?!
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    Oh, sorry. I forgot to put it
    on, which is sort of the point.
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    Right now, we were just holding hands.
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    Ma'am?
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    Do you not want to try it out?
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    Whoa-whoa-whoa, well, yeah!
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    So, let's get on with it.
    Yamashita, you stay on my right.
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    So, starting out with the gum, we'll...
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    Y-Yamashita?
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    Are you ready?
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    Yes, all ready! Hurry up with that gum!
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    Okay, here goes.
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    Oh! Yes, there we go!
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    This flavor is... Well, Yamashita,
    let's say it together.
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    One, two... Cantalou-
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    I'm not getting anything.
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    The flavor hasn't reached me.
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    I-I wonder why that is...
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    Because that person there
    isn't holding your hand right.
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    What, so, here?
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    Yes. There.
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    Yamashita!
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    Ma'am, please pull yourself together.
    It's all right to just say it.
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    Say, "Interlock your fingers with mine."
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    SHOCK!
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    HNGRARRGH
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    Um, I'm really sorry, but...
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    It looks like the signal
    just isn't quite enough.
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    It's the WAY the hands are being held...
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    The fingers...
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    The fingers should be reciprocal, as in...
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    Might as that you please
    thrust them into mine?
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    Oh, okay. Understood.
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    You mean, how couples hold hands, right?
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    Um! I'm quite sorry, but...
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    On my end, it was meant as
    something not quite that serious!
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    It's troubling to have this
    thought in such a manner!
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    SIGH
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    Actually, come to think of it,
    I have some errands to run today.
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    So, let's call quits here and now! BYE!
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    B-bye...
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    Tanaka-senpai.
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    Huh?
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    Ow, ow! Whoa, you're REALLY angry today!