# E11 - Invisi-Bloomer - The Rear Skirt
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Experiment No. 21
The Invisi-Bloomer
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Hey, Tanaka.
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Experiment No. 21
The Invisi-Bloomer
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Lie down over there, yeah?
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What do you mean by, "There"?
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Just, wherever.
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What is this all about?
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Hm?
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Wait, hold on, time out!
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Love always drives me, and yet…
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The wind against the glass
creates an image of you
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What "color" will that wind be today?
I want to experience it, completely
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Off in the corners of the classroom
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Through the tiniest of magics
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Another miracle occurs!
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A premonition of love
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My heart shouldn't be so uneasy,
I don't know what's next
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Aah! What is it that throws
my heart into turmoil?
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This sudden spark
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Love always drives me, and yet…
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Someone, someday, deliver
these feelings to you!
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Oh my, Tanaka-kun! How lucky you
are to see the panties of your club captain!
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Feel free to thank the gods,
if you like, but unfortunately!
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These are, like, totally not panties!
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So, why did you try to sit on my face?
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Pay attention to what's right
in front of you, you worm!
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Yes, it's the Invisi-Bloomer!
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These navy-blue "panties" utilize the
air-compression ratio of the surrounding area
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Thank you very much.
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Please, have a seat.
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to create a barometric field
in relation to the sitting posture of the wearer,
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making it possible to sit anywhere.
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You're not hired.
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NOT HIRED
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Okay, try this again.
I'll show you how this works using front-row seats!
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I'm fine with just general admission.
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Okay, here goes!
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Well, Tanaka?!
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I'm fine for the moment...
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You're not just squatting and
pretending to sit, right?
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Hey, do NOT underestimate me!
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Whoa! Ma'am, you're floating!
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I'm not floating: I'm merely
sitting atop the air!
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That's sort of mysterious...
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I see right through you, worm! You pretend to
not be interested, but you can't hide it, can you?
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Here, right before your eyes...
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is a utopia with waters you long to drink!
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The ribbon-shaped item
on this device is an emergency stop switch
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that allows me to use my buttocks freely!
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With this, I will use my peach-colored
waters to slake your thirst!
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Oh goodness, I'm sorry!
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Huh?
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Ma'am, are you okay?
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It seems the circuits weren't
functioning properly. Let's try this again.
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Huh? I think it'd be best to
take a look at it first...
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No, it's fine.
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Now, are you ready, Tanaka?
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Yeah...
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Then look, dammit, Tanaka! Look!
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Yes, I'm looking.
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And so! This is how it works
as I float in the air...
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OH GOODNESS, I'M SORRY!
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Huh?
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Ma'am, are you okay?
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It seems the circuits weren't
functioning properly. Let's try this again!
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Huh?
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I think it'd be best to
take a look at it first...
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No, it's PERFECTLY fine!
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Now, are you ready, Tanaka?
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Yeah...
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Then look, dammit, Tanaka! Look!
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Yes, I'm looking.
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And so! This is how it works
as I float in the air...
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Whee!
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Watch out!
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What the heck?!
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I'm not sure what to say to that...
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You don't believe in my
device, so you keep moving!
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Now you're just being rash...
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How to Properly
Dispose of Yetis
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Resume your position, Tanaka!
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Ma'am, let's just stop this already.
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Oh, I'm coming! You ready?!
Look, I'm sitting in the air! Right here!
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And, go!
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NOW!
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Ma'am!
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...Yes?
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Come on, that's enough.
You're only making your butt hurt, right?
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...Yes.
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Your device isn't working,
and it's making you angry,
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but you're still trying to
fulfill your club duties, right?
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But that's no reason to go hurting yourself!
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Do you understand?
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...Yes.
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You're just doing this to yourself!
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Okay.
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Yes...
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I swear....
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LAB
SCIENCE CLUB
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LAB
SCIENCE CLUB
Experiment No. 22
The Rearscort
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Experiment No. 22
The Rearscort
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I feel like there are
more people than usual...
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...Hello.
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That sort of reflexive attitude
is common among club members!
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And it can be practiced on one's own!
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W-well,l that's good to know.
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UNREFINED SAKE
AND ME
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So, who is that?
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That's Minamine, the president
of the Tennis Club.
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There seems to be a lot
of tension in the air...
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Well, about that!
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Our club captian hates guys!
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Oh, yeah. Yomogi, I forgot
you were in the tennis club.
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That's right!
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So, why does she hates guys?
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Well, she's hit a rather difficult age...
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So, Uen-san, about that
thing I asked you for...
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It's done.
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The Rear-skirt!
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Its sensors can detect particles
unique to the male gaze,
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and its cloth-based artificial
musculature will adjust the angle as needed,
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thus preventing the exposure
of worn items that are of a sensitive nature.
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This is what you asked for, I guess.
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Thank you very much! This skirt is...
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it's what we girls in the Tennis Club
have dreamed of for years!
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The skirt! In terms of elegance
and ease of motion, it's been rightfully called
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the one item of clothing that
epitomizes women's tennis.
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And yet, this culmination of beauty attracts
a great amount of lewd and unwanted stares!
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can make men curious regarding
what lies beneath.
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Blah Blah Blah
Blah
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However, and this is not limited
to a uniform of this nature,
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when wearing a skirt is required, should supplementary
clothing such that the undergarments cannot be seen
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(by which is meant, they cannot be "peeped" upon),
should this become a necessity,
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such would of course be welcome so
as to prevent the aforementioned peeping,
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allowing a range of motion while
avoiding gazes that are not welcome.
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Of course, this is not to say that being
looked upon is entirely displeasing, to a certain extent,
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but this tends to stray into
the realm of misunderstanding,
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not to mention CONSENT, wouldn't you say?
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Are you in acknowledgment
of the facts as stated?!
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Y-yes! I do believe I'm in acknowledgment...
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I have undertaken various
routes to combat this problem!
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I held schoolwide lectures...
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These are not panties!
I held schoolwide lectures...
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Not panties! No!
I broadcast videos on campus...
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I even put up signs around the tennis court.
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No Panties!!
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I'd say that is WHY you've
gotten so much attention...
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No Panties
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And yet, my efforts bore no fruit!
It did nothing to prevent the waves of lecherous men!
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No Panties
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We held study sessions in behavioral ecology
before finally arriving at a single conclusion:
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The reason skirts attract attention is
the possibility that SOMETHING can be seen!
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And so, the skirt I've requested
takes that possibility and-
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Minamine-san! If you're going to change,
please do it in the next room!
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Huh? I'm fine doing it right here.
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Well, I mean, there is a MAN present...
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You have a problem or something?!
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Huh?!
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Um, well, I don't think it would be
proper to talk as if it's a "problem" or anything...
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You didn't understand a single thing
I just talked about, did you?
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Now listen! This is NOT underwear!!
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These garments have been placed at
the in precisely the OPPOSITE location,
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so that the actual underwear is not seen!
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How can you see these and think them lewd?
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What do you, Ueno-san?
This man is the enemy, and they are everywhere!
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These things walk around
with no moral compass other than carnal desire!
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Any form of clothing that catches
your eye becomes a form of lust for you, doesn't it/!
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If this sort of clothing
catches your fancy so much,
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why don't you go looking at a
sports catalog or something?!
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Um, these are just my thoughts no the matter,
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But I think the clothing itself isn't
why the men will come to watch.
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It's because, well... The person who's
wearing the clothes is what matters.
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What are you going on about?! Speak clearly!
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ANGER!
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Um, put simply...
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I think they're coming to watch
you because you're pretty.
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SHOCK!
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I understand. Thank you very much, Ueno-san.
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I think I made her mad...
I guess I didn't choose the right words.
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TANAKA!
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Huh?
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That's what I can't stand about you!
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Was what I said really that bad?
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I'm just going to go to sleep...
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Class 1-6
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Tanaka! Grarr!