# E5 - The P-Specter - The PE Reserver
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Experiment No. 9
The P-Specter
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Ma'am, is it really all right for
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us to be at school after hours?
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SCIENCE
Experiment No. 9
The P-Specter
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Not to worry. I've already gotten
permission thanks to, you know, THAT.
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SCIENCE
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Still, what on Earth do you intend to do?
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I'm sure even you two know the stories.
Our school bears the stain of...
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The Eight Suspicious Rumors!
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The legend of the mermaid
believed to appear at the pool each night.
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Love always drives me, and yet
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The wind against the glass
creates an image of you
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What "color" will that wind be today?
I want to experience it, completely
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Off in the corners of the classroom
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Through the tiniest of magics
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Another miracle occurs!
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A premonition of love
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My heart shouldn't be so uneasy,
I don't know what's next
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Aah! What is it that throws
my heart into turmoil?
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This sudden spark
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Love always drives me, and yet
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Someone, someday, deliver
these feelings to you!
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The legend of the mermaid who
appears at the pool at night.
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The pale shadow that stares from across
the Art Department, in a room forbidden to be opened.
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Mysterious puddles of water
that suddenly spring forth on school grounds.
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Countless eyeballs that inhabit
the small window in the gymnasium.
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The tennis court rebounder
that can tell you your future.
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The doppelganger of the lab prep room!
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The cursed desk in the music
room that swallows up all.
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The groaning sound
in the girls' toilet of the old school building.
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Ooooooooo
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These are the phenomena
known as Hell's Eight Mysteries...
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And I'm gonna shed light on all of them,
using THIS device!
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The P-Specter! Its Twilight Sensor
and spectrally attuned mic
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can capture the activity
of non-human entities
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and display an approximated
representation upon its screen.
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With this, I can...
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send a lovey-dovey message
to any unknown beings out there!
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Okay! I'm gonna go scout the school grounds
and solve me some mysteries!
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Ma'am, do you plan on scouting
the whole school tonight?
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Pool
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I think that's going to take quite a while.
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Gym
Parking lot
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Indeed. It would take until
dawn to check each location.
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Tennis courts
Meal supply center
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Sports field
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Main entrance
Lab (Science Club)
Courtyard
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Therefore! No. 13, activate!
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Class 3-4
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Along with No. 13, we'll form pairs to share
the load and solve this case more efficiently!
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I think you could solve the mystery
of the lab prep room right now, though...
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We'll start by having Yamashita
and No. 13 check the gymnasium.
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Skid.
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We'll start by having Yamashita
and No. 13 check the gymnasium.
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We'll start by having Yamashita
and No. 13 check the gymnasium.
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Tanaka and I will take on the pool.
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Understood.
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"Understood," he says!
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Little does he know
that this course o' mystery we shall take
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has already been set with
an array of boobytraps!
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It will be trouble after
trouble! Scream after scream!
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And when touched by a young
girl's slender, trembling arm...
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will your spirit be able
to keep its wits about it?!
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Tee-hee-hee!
will your spirit be able to keep its wits about it?!
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Sure enough, it's pitch dark, isn't it?
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BOOO!
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Ha-haa! You got scared,
you got scared. Scaredy-scared-scared!
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Actually, Ma'am, it's
just that you were loud.
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Ha-haa! You got scared,
you got scared. Scaredy-scared-scared!
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I swear... Candle you handle it, Tanaka?
Like, when it really counts?
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Okay!
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What do you say we get started?
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Excuse me...
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Ma'am, excuse me.
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What is it, Yamashita?
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I'll go look for something to wipe that up!
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I-I-I'm sorry, Yamashita. I
guess I was a bit too loud.
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No, actually... This started before that.
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Oh, yeah?
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I get it. I guess you're not
cut out for this kind of stuff, huh?
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You should have told me as soon as you thought
you wouldn't be able to do this, Yamashita.
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But...
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But, you put so much work into this plan.
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Yamashita... I'm so sorry.
You were trying not to hurt my feelings.
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In any case, we have to
do something about this.
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We can use any old rag for the floor,
but we need something to wipe you off.
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Where did that fool Tanaka run off to?
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Please use this to wipe your body.
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No. 13...
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Oh. You put two layers on, huh?
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Please remove your wet clothing.
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...All right.
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And what do we do about THAT?
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I shall initiate cleaning and
water removal procedures.
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That's a caregiver robot for you, all right.
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Please be sure not to catch a cold.
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Th-thank you.
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Yamashita-san!
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You took your damn time!
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Here. Sorry, it's just my jersey.
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Also, you can use these.
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FILTER
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Tanaka... Your "kindness"
doesn't accomplish much, huh?
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Experiment No. 10
PE Reserver
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She sure is late...
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Yamashita-san, did she tell you anything?
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No.
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The heck? She's been on the veranda?
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Ah! It's some stranger!
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Sorry 'bout that. It didn't occur
to me it might be locked!
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What were you doing out on the veranda?
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My business does not involve the veranda.
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Rather, it concerns the Science Club:
specifically, Ueno-san.
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Gym
Parking lot
Sports field
Front entrance Lab (Science Club)
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This was the shortest route here
from the athletic grounds!
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Main Entrance
Lab (Science Club)
Courtyard
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Sorry, so, you're coming in from outside?
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That's what I just said, right?
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But this is the third floor...
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Well, well. It would seem that
introductions are in order!
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I'm Nishihara, captain of
the Track and Field Club,
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and by training daily and getting
the right amount of rest,
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I've gained SUPERIOR athletic
skills that defy reason!
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Me, shoot, I could climb three stories
using just my right toboggan here!
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Don't you think that's a
strange way to refer to your thighs?
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But today, I've come to ask Ueno-chan about these
unparalleled physical abilities of mine...
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for these superhuman skills are
accompanied by an equally ferocious metabolism!
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Behold!
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I've sweated so much that all this
water could be mistaken for incontinence!
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At this rate, I could be seen
as a girl who indiscriminately squirts pee of joy!
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Okay, I get it.
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Ueno-chan! Please do something!
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I can hear you from out in the hallway!
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Here, put these on!
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The PE Reserver.
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Its ultra-high density,
four-dimensional cross-stitch pattern resin
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derived from agar-agar can absorb liquids,
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storing up to five liters while
retaining its surface area.
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PE RESERVER
CUT SEAWEED-SAN
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With this two-piece set on,
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you'll be fine even on the SWEATIEST of days!
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Okay, I may as well put it on!
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Go change in the other room!
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STRIP
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Yeah... This sure is comfortable!
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And it's soaking the sweat right up!
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This is incredible, Ueno-chan!
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Oh, we're just getting started.
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The PE Server has a release valve
that allows you to expel water.
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What's more, because it's been purified,
this water is safe to drink!
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Recycling!
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Here.
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Huh?
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Go ahead.
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Uh, no thanks. Not that water.
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What gives? This is a rare chance
to sup on a young girl's bodily secretions.
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Nishihara-san, Tanaka is THAT type.
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Oh, sorry. I should've noticed.
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Here.
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Uh, Nishihara-san...
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He really is a blockhead
about this kind of thing.
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Hmm...
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Hey! Shut up with you "Hmm," you halfwit!
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Why'd you look like you were
considering it, you slug?!
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Well, the top would be
preferable to the bottom, so-
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You don't get to go choosing
your preferred spigot!
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What's with you? You get mad at me no matter.
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So then, what exactly should I do?
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You should just be honest.
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If you want some of Nishihara's fresh brewed,
first press brew, go ahead and drink up.
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Come on, come on...
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Come on, come on, come on,
come on, come on, come on!
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So, YOU'RE going to drink it?
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ysh, I shll drnk...
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What you're saying is unintelligible.
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B-DMP
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What... What is this feeling?
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B-DMP
B-DMP
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When I look at Ueno-chan,
sucking so hard like that,
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there's this deep throbbing
that rises up from within me.
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B-DMP
B-DMP
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I don't understand it, but
somehow, my instincts know.
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This feeling is...
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Maternal instinct.
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MATERNAL INSTINCT.
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Ooh, there there. You're thirsty, aren't you?
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Go on and drink some more,
Ueno-tan. Have more of mama's br-
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No matter how big a blockhead
you are, surely you've noticed
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I've tried tactic after tactic, right?
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You're bound to act this way,
I'm sure of it the plan is perfect, I think
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And yet, why does this exceed my expectations
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Feelings I've had come spilling out
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Do you love me? (Love me!)
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Turn around already
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Wait (Wait)
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The timing makes me happy but shy
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Happy! (Happy!)
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It can't be helped, right?
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Because (Because)
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I want you to pay more attention to me