11 - Haniwa's Majority Rules

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SIGN    Haniwa's Majority Rules
SIGN    Haniwa's Majority Rules
[01:31] Gunma-chan
    "Haniwa's Majority Rules."
[01:34] Haniwas
    Haniwa! Haniwa! Haniwa! Haniwa!
[01:39] Haniwa A
    The Haniwa Genki Party request
    the drawback of your statement!
[01:43] Haniwas
    Drawback your statement!
[01:45] Haniwa B
    The Genki Haniwa Party request
    the drawback of your statement!
[01:50] Haniwas
    Drawback your statement!
[01:58] Gunma-chan
    Tru-tru po-po-ko-ni-nii hil-pi-pi-pi.
[02:02] Haniwa A
    Oh, Gunma-chan!
[02:04] Haniwa B
    Oh, Gunma-chan!
[02:06] Gunma-chan
    That's me! Hello!
[02:09] Haniwa A
    Hello!
[02:11] Gunma-chan
    Hello!
[02:12] Haniwa B
    Hello!
[02:14] Gunma-chan
    What game are you guys playing?
[02:16] Haniwa A
    We're not playing a game.
[02:18] Haniwa B
    We're engaging in political debate.
[02:21] Gunma-chan
    Political... de... bate...?
[02:24] Gunma-chan
    That sounds hard...
[02:25] Haniwa C
    Not at all, it's very simple.
[02:27] Haniwa C
    All you have to do is gather supporters.
[02:29] Haniwa D
    Gunma-chan, the Haniwa Tribe
    is governed as a democracy.
[02:34] Gunma-chan
    Umm...
[02:37] Narrator
    "Democracy" is when
    sovereignty belongs to citizens,
SIGN    Democracy
[02:40] Narrator
    and they govern the State themselves
    for their own interest,
[02:44] Narrator
    guaranteeing their own freedom and equality.
[02:48] Gunma-chan
    Demo... cracy. It's so difficult.
[02:51] Haniwa C
    Not at all, it's very simple.
[02:53] Haniwa C
    We decide on things with majority rules.
[02:56] Gunma-chan
    Oh! That's easy!
[02:59] Haniwa D
    "Politics" actually isn't that complicated.
[03:02] Gunma-chan
    Got it!
[03:03] Gunma-chan
    Kay, bye!
[03:05] Haniwa A
    Wait! Now hang on one second!
[03:09] Gunma-chan
    What is it?
[03:10] Haniwa B
    Our State is currently...
[03:13] Haniwa A
    Divided between the Haniwa Genki Party and...
[03:15] Haniwa B
    the Genki Haniwa Party.
[03:18] Gunma-chan
    Oh...
[03:25] Gunma-chan
    You look the same.
[03:27] Haniwa A
    How could you say that?!
[03:28] Haniwa B
    We are completely different!
[03:30] Gunma-chan
    Are you sure...?
[03:31] Haniwa A/B
    An-y-wa-y!
[03:34] Haniwa A
    Currently, our two parties have
    the exact same number of members!
[03:38] Haniwa B
    Which means there's no majority
    and we can't decide on anything!
[03:43] Gunma-chan
    Then how about you try
    rock-paper-scissors or draw lots?
[03:46] Haniwa C
    We can't do that!
    It would be completely unfair!
[03:48] Haniwa C
    It must be a clean process pledged
    before God to be decided honorably!
[03:55] Gunma-chan
    Then how about having Kofun-sama decide?
[03:58] Haniwa D
    Kofun-sama is a symbol
    of the Haniwa Tribe, he does not rule!
SIGN    Haniwa Constitution
[04:03] Haniwa D
    It's stated as such in Article 1
    of the Haniwa Constitution.
[04:07] Haniwa D
    See, right here...
[04:09] Gunma-chan
    Oh, okay...
[04:11] Haniwa A
    With that said, we wanted you
    to choose which party you'd like,
[04:14] Haniwa A
    given that you're
    an honorary Haniwa tribe member.
[04:16] Gunma-chan
    I didn't know that! Honorary Haniwa?
[04:20] Haniwa D
    Those who have visited
    the Haniwa Village over three times are
[04:23] Haniwa D
    automatically given
    the title of "honorary Haniwa".
[04:26] Haniwa D
    It's stated as such in Article 11
    of the Haniwa Constitution.
[04:29] Gunma-chan
    Ohh.
[04:31] Haniwa A
    So Gunma-chan, which will it be?
    With us, the Haniwa Genki Party?
[04:34] Haniwa B
    Or with us, the Genki Haniwa Party?
[04:38] Haniwa C
    It's very important.
[04:40] Haniwa D
    Think very hard before you choose.
[04:44] Gunma-chan
    I-I don't know, it's too hard...
[04:46] Gunma-chan
    Umm... Umm...
[04:54] Gunma-chan
    They're basically the same!
[04:55] Haniwa A
    Gunma-chan!
[04:57] Haniwa A
    We are organizing with the objective
    of governing under Haniwa, for the Haniwa, as Haniwa!
[05:02] Haniwa B
    The heavens create no one Haniwa higher
    or lower than any other Haniwa!
[05:06] Haniwa C
    To create a world where
    Haniwa live well with a well of
[05:09] Haniwa C
    honey water and yell "Haniwa-ha-ha!"
[05:11] Haniwa D
    A world of progress
    that realizes a society where
[05:13] Haniwa D
    all Haniwa can hold hands in a safe
    and secure Haniwa society!
SIGN    "This is all fictional.
    It won't actually happen."
[05:17] Haniwa A
    If you join us, Gunma-chan,
[05:19] Haniwa A
    we'll put you at the top
    of our Haniwa Pyramid!
[05:22] Gunma-chan
    Really?!
SIGN    Yaki-manju
    Yaki-manju
[05:24] Haniwa B
    But we have our own festivals
    that puts out original food booths everyday.
[05:28] Haniwa B
    Woohoo!
[05:30] Gunma-chan
    That sounds nice!
[05:32] Haniwa C
    You're luring him with stuff!
[05:34] Haniwa D
    Well you're benefitting off illegal profit!
[05:38] Narrator
    Gunma-chan's found himself
    in another pickle, but...
[05:46] Gunma-chan
    Gunma Power!
[05:54] Haniwa A
    Come to think of it,
    how childish of us... I apologize.
[05:58] Haniwa B
    No, it was us who got
    too worked up. Forgive us.
[06:03] Gunma-chan
    I'm glad you made up!
[06:05] Gunma-chan
    What was it you were trying
    to decide, anyway?
[06:09] Haniwa C
    It's something crucial to us Haniwa...
[06:13] Haniwa D
    It's actually about...
[06:17] Haniwa A
    Fried eggs at breakfast should
    always be eaten with soy sauce,
[06:22] Haniwa A
    if you ask the Haniwa Genki Party!
SIGN    Sauce
[06:24] Haniwa B
    Fried eggs at breakfast should always be
    eaten with Worcestershire sauce,
[06:28] Haniwa B
    if you ask the Genki Haniwa Party!
[06:30] Haniwa C/D
    Which one are you, Gunma-chan?!
[06:34] Gunma-chan
    ...Whichever, really.
[06:36] Haniwas
    Whaaaa?! Unbelievable!
SIGN    A few days later
[06:45] Haniwas
    We request a formal apology!
[06:53] Gunma-chan
    Tru-tru po-po-ko-ni-nii hil-pi-pi-p...
[06:56] Haniwas
    Gunma-chan!
[06:58] Gunma-chan
    What is it?
[07:01] Haniwa A
    The Haniwa Genki Party request
    the drawback of your statement!
[07:05] Haniwa B
    The Genki Haniwa Party request
    the drawback of your statement!
[07:10] Haniwa C
    The Shin-Haniwa Genki Party request
    the drawback of your statement!
[07:14] Haniwa D
    The Shin-Genki Haniwa Party request
    the drawback of your statement!
[07:20] Haniwa A
    Since then, each party split
    and we now have four parties.
[07:25] Gunma-chan
    Huh?
[07:25] Haniwas
    Join our party!
[07:28] Gunma-chan
    Ughh...
[07:30] Haniwas
    Join our party!
[07:33] Gunma-chan
    You should try
    rock-paper-scissors or draw lots!
[07:41] Haniwa A
    Who knew Gunma-chan
    was so fast at running...
[07:45] Haniwa B
    He could definitely seed
    at the next Haniwa Super Field Day.
[07:50] Narrator
    Having so many different positions may be a
    good sign that democracy is alive and well.
[07:56] Narrator
    After this, the Haniwa Tribe decided to draw
    lots when there's an even split of votes.
[08:03] Gunma-chan
    Haniwa Power... 100%!
SIGN    Haniwa Boat Race
SIGN    Haniwa Boat Race
[08:10] Gunma-chan
    "Haniwa Boat Race."
[08:14] Narrator
    Today, Gunma-chan is visiting
    the boat race stadium with his uncle.
SIGN    Haniwa Boat Race Stadium
[08:19] Akio
    Another sunny day in Gunma!
[08:22] Gunma-chan
    Sure is!
[08:24] (Flashback) Akio
    I won...!
[08:26] (Flashback) Akio
    Gunma-chan, I was wrong!
[08:27] (Flashback) Akio
    When you dropped your ice cream,
    I bought the wrong ticket!
[08:30] (Flashback) Gunma-chan
    Oh, no! I'm sorry.
[08:32] (Flashback) Akio
    No, no.
[08:33] (Flashback) Akio
    It's wrong, but it's right!
[08:35] (Flashback) Akio
    We won!
[08:36] (Flashback) Gunma-chan
    Really? Yay.
[08:40] (Flashback) Akio
    I did it!
[08:43] Akio
    It's sure nice being out
    with you, Gunma-chan!
[08:46] Gunma-chan
    Sure is!
[08:47] Akio
    Alright, let's go win!
[08:50] Gunma-chan
    Win what?
[08:52] Akio
    Win our bet for the order
    of the Haniwa Boat Race!
[08:55] Akio
    By the time we leave today,
    your uncle's gonna be filthy rich!
[08:58] Akio
    Hahaha!
[09:00] Gunma-chan
    That's cool.
[09:02] Gan-san
    Come on up, folks!
[09:03] Gan-san
    Let's have another great betting day!
[09:05] Gan-san
    Gather 'round, y'all.
[09:07] Gan-san
    I'm about to list up some winners.
[09:09] Customer
    Gan-san's predictions really are spot on.
[09:11] Gunma-chan
    What's that guy doing?
[09:14] Akio
    That's what you call a "tipster".
[09:16] Akio
    His job is to predict the race winners.
[09:19] Gunma-chan
    Wow, there are so many jobs in the world.
[09:22] Akio
    No need for a pro like me
    that always bets it right.
[09:27] Akio
    Hahaha!
SIGN    Race
[09:31] Announcer
    Here comes Boat No. 1
    with the advance in our first race!
[09:35] Announcer
    Please wait as we confirm
    the finishing order from 1st to 4th place.
[09:39] Akio
    Let's grab a bite to eat first.
[09:41] Akio
    They say an army marches on its stomach.
[09:44] Gunma-chan
    Yay!
SIGN    Yakisoba
SIGN    Himokawa Platter
SIGN    Sashimi Tempura Platter
SIGN    Chicken Thighs
[09:47] Akio
    So what will it be?
SIGN    Ramen
SIGN    Yakisoba
SIGN    Himokawa
    Platter
SIGN    Sashimi
    Tempura
    Platter
SIGN    Chicken
    Thighs
SIGN    Tekka-don
SIGN    Return here
SIGN    Ramen set
SIGN    Sauce-don
SIGN    Motsu-don
SIGN    Curry-don
SIGN    Lemon
SIGN    Strawberry
SIGN    Red Bean
SIGN    Chocolate
SIGN    Banana
[09:49] Akio
    You can get anything you want.
[09:51] Akio
    Your uncle's gonna get the hire-katsu
    and sauce katsu-don!
[09:54] Akio
    We're gonna win today!
[09:56] Gunma-chan
    I'll get the ramen set.
[09:58] Akio
    It comes with a mini-don.
[10:00] Akio
    Do you want the sauce, motsu, or curry?
[10:03] Gunma-chan
    Curry!
[10:06] Akio
    Let's dig in.
[10:08] Gunma-chan
    Thank you for this meal!
[10:12] Gunma-chan
    Yum, so good!
[10:18] Akio
    Awesome!
[10:20] Akio
    But we can eat something
    even better on our way home!
[10:24] Akio
    Hahaha!
SIGN    Uncle's Racing Story
[10:27] Narrator
    Unfortunately, Uncle Akio's
    boat ticket didn't win.
[10:30] Narrator
    Not a regular win,
    or a place-show, or an exacta,
[10:33] Narrator
    quinella, trifecta, trio,
    or even a quinella-place.
[10:39] (Flashback) Akio
    Win our bet for the order
    of the Haniwa Boat Race!
[10:42] (Flashback) Akio
    By the time we leave today,
    your uncle's gonna be filthy rich!
[10:45] (Flashback) Akio
    Hahaha!
[10:47] (Flashback) Akio
    No need for a pro like me
    that always bets it right.
[10:52] (Flashback) Akio
    Hahaha!
[10:55] (Flashback) Akio
    But we can eat something
    even better on our way home!
[10:59] (Flashback) Akio
    Hahaha!
[11:01] Akio
    Wrong, so wrong, all wrong...
[11:05] Gunma-chan
    Uncle, Uncle!
[11:08] Gunma-chan
    Boat races are fun.
[11:10] Akio
    Gunma-chan, let's go home...
[11:13] Gunma-chan
    But I'm having fun.
[11:17] Akio
    The goddess Victoria
    won't be smiling upon me today.
[11:22] Gunma-chan
    Oh, really...
[11:24] Akio
    At this rate, we won't be able to
    afford train tickets home.
[11:28] Gan-san
    Alright, folks. Today's final race.
[11:30] Gan-san
    I'm guessing y'all are here
    because you lost all day.
[11:34] Customer
    That was uncalled for.
[11:35] Gan-san
    My bad, my bad.
[11:37] Gan-san
    But you know!
[11:37] Gan-san
    If you had just listened to me
    from the start, you wouldn't be here.
[11:42] Gan-san
    Wanna see my predictions for the last race?
[11:50] Customer
    He was right!
[11:52] Gan-san
    Told ya!
[11:53] Gan-san
    You were stingy with paying a little
    bit of money and look at all you've lost.
[11:58] Gan-san
    Y'all spent the little money
    you had on your own gut feelings
[12:01] Gan-san
    and now you can barely afford
    to ride the train home.
[12:05] Gan-san
    But the good news is you can still
    win big in the last race and
[12:07] Gan-san
    strut on back home with some extra cash.
[12:10] Customer A
    I'm in!
[12:11] Customer B
    I'm in, too!
[12:12] Customer C
    Let me see your picks!
[12:12] Customer D
    I'm counting on you!
[12:13] Customer E
    Count me in!
[12:14] Akio
    I'm in!
[12:15] Gunma-chan
    Wha?
SIGN    Gan-san
[12:19] Akio
    Gunma-chan, you wait here with Gan-san!
[12:29] Gunma-chan
    Hey, Gan-san?
[12:31] Gan-san
    What is it?
[12:32] Gunma-chan
    Are your predictions actually right?
SIGN    Gan-san
SIGN    Gan-san
[12:41] Gan-san
    You're one to cut to the chase, kid.
[12:44] Gunma-chan
    It's not "kid", I'm Gunma-chan.
[12:46] Gan-san
    Gunma-chan.
[12:47] Gunma-chan
    Yup.
[12:48] Gan-san
    If all of my race predictions came true,
[12:51] Gan-san
    I'd be a millionaire by now
    with my own boat tickets, wouldn't I?
[12:54] Gunma-chan
    Yeah.
[12:55] Gan-san
    You catch on quick.
[12:57] Gan-san
    So, I guess you could call me
    a fortune teller of sorts.
[13:01] Gan-san
    Sometimes I get it right,
    sometimes I get it wrong.
[13:03] Gunma-chan
    Oh...
[13:05] Gan-san
    In fact, I'd say
    I'm wrong more often than not.
[13:09] Gunma-chan
    Huh.
[13:10] Gan-san
    You see, I sell dreams.
[13:13] Gan-san
    I sell dreams to adults who want to dream.
[13:16] Gunma-chan
    Wow! That's a great job!
[13:19] Gan-san
    Well I think you're great for thinking that.
SIGN    Gan-san
[13:23] Gunma-chan
    That's good.
[13:26] Gan-san
    Alright, better get packing.
[13:27] Gan-san
    I don't wanna be here
    when losing customers come ba...
[13:31] Akio
    Hey!
[13:34] Gan-san
    Aw, crap!
[13:35] Akio
    I-I can't believe it!
[13:37] Gan-san
    Sorry, bud...
[13:39] Gan-san
    You win some, you lose some.
[13:40] Gan-san
    It was nice while it lasted, right?
[13:42] Akio
    N-N-No, no.
[13:44] Akio
    I won! I won big time!
[13:47] Akio
    You're my... Victoria...
[13:50] Gan-san
    I'm a man, but okay...
[13:52] Gunma-chan
    That's right!
[13:56] Akio
    What a great day.
[13:58] Gunma-chan
    It sure was.
[14:00] Akio
    In life, you win some and you lose some,
    but it sure is fun to win.
[14:05] Gunma-chan
    That's good.
[14:07] Akio
    By the way, Gunma-chan.
[14:09] Gunma-chan
    What is it?
[14:10] Akio
    What we did today is our little secret.
[14:13] Gunma-chan
    Okay.
[14:14] Akio
    I guess you could say, "I went
    to see motor sports with Uncle today".
[14:17] Gunma-chan
    Oh, that's okay?
[14:19] Akio
    A-okay! "Ari-ori-haberi-imasokari"!
[14:23] Gunma-chan
    "Ari-ori-haberi-imasokari"!
[14:25] Narrator
    "Ari-ori-haberi-imasokari".
SIGN    Irregular Conjugation of
    the "Ra" Column
SIGN    Ari
SIGN    Ori
SIGN    Haberi
SIGN    Imasokari
[14:29] Narrator
    This is a play on words of the irregular conjugation
    of the "ra" column in the Japanese syllabary.
[14:32] Narrator
    It can be fun to recite
    at the end of a good day.
[14:35] Gunma-chan/Akio
    "Ari-ori-haberi-imasokari"!
[14:39] Gunma-chan/Akio
    "Ari-ori-haberi-imasokari"!
[14:43] Gunma-chan
    Uncle Power... 100%!
SIGN    Gunma-chan Gets Sick
SIGN    Gunma-chan Gets Sick
[14:50] Gunma-chan
    "Gunma-chan Gets Sick."
[14:53] Gunma-chan
    Cough-cough.
[14:55] Narrator
    Oh, no. It looks like
    Gunma-chan isn't feeling well.
[14:58] Gunma-chan
    Cough-cough.
[15:00] Narrator
    Are you okay?
[15:02] Gunma-chan
    I have a fever.
[15:03] Narrator
    Looks like it might be the flu.
[15:05] Gunma-chan
    I don't feel good.
[15:07] Narrator
    It can be hard to watch,
[15:09] Narrator
    but anyone who's alive can catch the flu
    at some point in their life.
[15:12] Gunma-chan
    It stinks!
[15:14] Gunma-chan
    Cough-cough.
[15:15] Gunma-chan
    Oh well...
[15:16] Gunma-chan
    Since no one's here,
    I can take off my mask...
[15:19] Narrator
    Hang on!
[15:22] Narrator
    Hello.
[15:24] Gunma-chan
    Hello. Cough-cough.
[15:26] Narrator
    Since I'm your imaginary friend,
[15:30] Narrator
    let me show you
    the curious nature of viruses.
[15:34] Gunma-chan
    Viruses?
[15:35] Narrator
    That's right. Here we go!
[15:43] Gunma-chan
    Wait, what happened?
[15:45] Narrator
    We've just entered the world of free
    and cool expression in Japanese animation.
[15:49] Gunma-chan
    Whoa, cool.
[15:52] Narrator
    Anyways.
[15:54] Narrator
    Do you know how people catch the flu
    and show symptoms like fever and coughing?
[15:59] Gunma-chan
    Nope.
[16:01] Narrator
    It's all because of viruses.
[16:04] Narrator
    Viruses are matter too tiny
    to see with your eyes.
SIGN    What are viruses?
SIGN    What are viruses?
SIGN    What are viruses?
SIGN    What are viruses?
SIGN    What are viruses?
SIGN    What are viruses?
SIGN    What are viruses?
SIGN    What are viruses?
SIGN    What are viruses?
SIGN    What are viruses?
SIGN    What are viruses?
SIGN    What are viruses?
SIGN    What are viruses?
SIGN    What are viruses?
[16:08] Narrator
    Bacteria are small as well,
    but they are unicellular organisms.
SIGN    Bacteria
SIGN    Virus
[16:12] Narrator
    Viruses are much smaller.
[16:16] Gunma-chan
    That's real small!
[16:18] Narrator
    These viruses actually
    can't survive on their own.
[16:23] Gunma-chan
    Then how do they live?
[16:25] Narrator
    They enter into other creatures
    and multiply to make more of their own.
[16:29] Gunma-chan
    Multiply?
[16:31] Narrator
    Yes.
[16:32] Narrator
    There's only one objective for viruses:
[16:35] Narrator
    To multiply.
[16:37] Gunma-chan
    Hey, you multiplied!
[16:38] Narrator
    We often hear of "flu
    epidemics" on the news, right?
[16:43] Narrator
    That's viruses multiplying among themselves.
[16:45] Gunma-chan
    That's scary.
[16:47] Narrator
    Science today doesn't
    consider viruses organisms.
SIGN    Bacteria
SIGN    Virus
[16:52] Narrator
    Compared to the typical size of bacteria,
    it's a much smaller agent
[16:56] Narrator
    consisting of
    95% protein and 5% RNA.
[17:03] Gunma-chan
    I can't believe something so small
    was making me feel so bad.
[17:07] Narrator
    Right! Isn't it amazing?!
[17:11] Narrator
    This is a virus.
[17:13] Gunma-chan
    Hello, virus-san.
[17:15] Virus
    Hello.
[17:16] Narrator
    Of course, on its own,
    it can't do much harm.
[17:20] Narrator
    But once it enters the body...
[17:23] Gunma-chan
    Eeek!
[17:25] Narrator
    When it enters a living host,
    the virus begins multiplying and
[17:30] Narrator
    evolves like a living organism.
[17:33] Narrator
    Even though it doesn't have the structure of
    a cell and isn't a living organism itself.
[17:37] Gunma-chan
    So it's not alive, but it is? Weird!
[17:41] Narrator
    The primary structure of a virus
    is genetic material and genome
[17:45] Narrator
    enclosed in a protein
    aggregate called the "capsid".
[17:52] Narrator
    The flu virus is what causes
    symptoms like cold shivers, fever,
[17:56] Narrator
    muscle pain, and sluggishness.
[18:01] Gunma-chan
    That's so scary!
[18:03] Narrator
    Once infected,
[18:05] Narrator
    medicine likely has little effect
    if not taken within the first 48 hours.
[18:10] Gunma-chan
    Oh yeah! So why do we wear masks?
[18:13] Narrator
    Masks aren't necessarily
    for our own prevention,
[18:16] Narrator
    but rather to make sure we
    don't infect others with viruses.
[18:19] Gunma-chan
    Really?
[18:20] Narrator
    That's right.
[18:22] Narrator
    What do you think is most important
    in preventing viruses to enter our body?
[18:27] Gunma-chan
    Umm... Oh!
[18:29] Gunma-chan
    Don't see anyone and don't talk!
[18:32] Narrator
    Not quite!
[18:33] Narrator
    The best prevention is washing your hands.
[18:36] Gunma-chan
    Washing your hands?
[18:37] Narrator
    The cell membrane of the flu virus
    is made of phospholipids,
SIGN    Phospholipid
[18:42] Narrator
    and its weakness is soap, which helps
    to break down that composition.
[18:45] Narrator
    When we wash our hands with soap,
SIGN    Take your time and wash thoroughly!
[18:47] Narrator
    the infectivity of viruses
    decreases dramatically.
[18:50] Gunma-chan
    So washing our hands is important.
[18:52] Narrator
    That's right.
[18:54] Narrator
    Disinfecting sprays also have
    the same effect.
[18:57] Narrator
    But once you're infected,
    it's best to rest and get plenty of sleep.
[19:03] Narrator
    It's also important to drink
    fluids like tea, juice, or soup.
[19:08] Gunma-chan
    Then I'll drink a bunch of juice.
[19:10] Narrator
    Go right on ahead.
[19:11] Narrator
    So to recap, wash your hands
    frequently to prevent infections,
[19:15] Narrator
    and wear masks to prevent spreading
    infections you may have to others.
[19:20] Gunma-chan
    Wash hands to protect yourself,
    and wear masks to protect others.
[19:26] Narrator
    That's right!
[19:28] Gunma-chan
    It's weird that cells
    are organisms, but viruses aren't.
[19:33] Narrator
    They aren't in how we describe things today,
[19:36] Narrator
    but our understanding
    may change in the future.
[19:43] Virus
    Hahahaha!
[19:45] Virus
    We're here to multiply
    and make more of our own!
[19:48] Virus
    We can even mutate and become stronger
    viruses as we multiply, you know.
[19:54] Virus
    Aren't ya scared?!
[19:55] Gunma-chan
    Wahh!
[19:59] Gunma-chan
    Gunma Power!
[20:04] Virus
    We're not living organisms,
    so Gunma Power won't work on us!
[20:10] Virus
    Humans always say their
    gonna "fight us off",
[20:14] Virus
    but we're here for one reason only!
[20:17] Virus
    To multiply!
[20:20] Gunma-chan
    Eek!
[20:21] Narrator
    Gunma-chan!
[20:22] Narrator
    Here! It's soap!
[20:28] Virus
    Ahh!
[20:30] Virus
    Fine. We'll spare you
    for today. But remember...
[20:33] Virus
    So long as there's organisms,
    we won't go away...
[20:39] Narrator
    There's still lots we
    don't know about viruses.
[20:42] Narrator
    Some even coexist with organisms.
[20:45] Narrator
    They really are a mysterious substance.
[20:47] Gunma-chan
    Wow, it's cool that there's
    so much we don't know.
[20:51] Gunma-chan
    Oh!
[20:52] Gunma-chan
    Cough-cough.
[20:57] Gunma-chan's Mom
    How are you doing, Gunma-chan?
[21:00] Gunma-chan
    I'd like some orange juice, please.
[21:02] Gunma-chan's Mom
    Sure thing. Hang on.
[21:08] Narrator
    Feel better soon and get back
    to your usual self!
[21:12] Gunma-chan
    Okay!
[21:14] Narrator
    I hope you all are also careful
    to wear masks and wash your hands
[21:17] Narrator
    so that viruses don't enter your body.
[21:21] Gunma-chan
    I hope so, too!
[21:23] Gunma-chan
    Prevention Power... 100%!
SIGN    Next Episode
[23:02] Narrator
    Do you all know about who I am?
[23:05] Narrator
    As you know, I'm the Narrator,
    but if I were to ever meet you,
[23:09] Narrator
    I'd say, "Nice to meet you".
[23:12] Narrator
    Oh, and in that instance,
    I won't look like a Haniwa.
[23:15] Narrator
    I'll probably look very different
    from what you'd expect.
[23:17] Narrator
    I may be a singing,
    dancing, fried tofu fritter.
[23:20] Narrator
    But all that's just fine.
    Appearance and form don't matter.
[23:23] Narrator
    We can start with, "Nice to meet you".
[23:26] Narrator
    Things are a little more happy
    with Gunma-chan*.*
SIGN    Next Episode
SIGN    Konja Rap Appears!
SIGN    and two others!
[24:07] ---
    Hello, Gunma-chan!
[24:10] Gunma-chan
    Hello!