9 - Enter, the Lazy One and two others
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[01:29] Sign
Enter, the Lazy One
[01:29] Sign
Enter, the Lazy One
[01:30] Gunma-chan
"Enter, the Lazy One."
[01:37] Gunma-chan
Hi, Wise One.
[01:39] Wise One
Hello, Gunma-chan.
[01:41] Gunma-chan
So I have lots I wanna ask you!
[01:45] Wise One
Stop!
[01:48] Wise One
I may have been the "Wise One"
until yesterday, but...
[01:52] Gunma-chan
But..?
[01:54] Wise One
Starting today, I'm the Lazy One.
[01:58] Narrator
Allow me to explain.
[01:58] Sign
"Monogusa" means...
[01:59] Sign
A lack of motivation; laziness
[01:59] Narrator
In Japanese, "monogusa" means to lack
motivation and feel lazy about many things.
[02:02] Sign
<Monogusa>
[02:05] Narrator
It sounds similar to "monoshiri",
the word for "wise",
[02:05] Sign
Monoshiri
[02:06] Sign
Monogusa
[02:08] Narrator
but their meanings are quite different.
[02:10] Wise One
That means...
[02:12] Wise One
The Wise One is no longer here
to answer Gunma-chan's questions.
[02:22] Gunma-chan
Where did the old Wise One go?
[02:25] Wise One
Nowhere. He's just bored
of doing his daily routine.
[02:31] Gunma-chan
Even though he's an adult?
[02:33] Wise One
Gunma-chan...
[02:34] Wise One
Adults struggle much more
with feeling bored,
[02:36] Wise One
unmotivated, or just lazy
about a lot of things.
[02:40] Gunma-chan
You told me this before, too.
[02:42] Wise One
The good thing about being old
is you can repeat things over and over.
[02:46] Gunma-chan
Even though you're an adult?
[02:47] Wise One
Adults who don't complain
are just holding it in.
[02:51] Gunma-chan
Really?
[02:53] Wise One
Those like me who've lived for a long time,
[02:54] Wise One
gained knowledge and experience,
and taught others as an educator...
[02:59] Wise One
They end up living their
final days in a daze.
[03:03] Gunma-chan
I didn't know that.
[03:04] Wise One
What would you like to be when you grow up?
[03:08] Gunma-chan
I guess a voice actor for anime?
[03:11] Wise One
Yes! I've done that!
[03:14] Wise One
I became a popular voice actor
and starred in many shows.
[03:16] Wise One
I even created my own
successful talent agency.
[03:19] Gunma-chan
That's awesome!
[03:21] Wise One
It grew too big for my liking,
so I passed on the torch.
[03:24] Wise One
I sometimes drop by when my role is needed.
[03:27] Gunma-chan
I had no clue...
[03:28] Wise One
All people have a past.
[03:30] Wise One
I've experienced most things under the sun.
[03:33] Gunma-chan
I wanna be a pro soccer player, too.
[03:36] Wise One
Yes! I've done that, too!
[03:39] Wise One
I became a pro athlete
and went on to coach, as well.
[03:42] Wise One
I even became a professional critic.
[03:44] Gunma-chan
Wow!
[03:46] Wise One
I've worked in many other professions,
[03:49] Wise One
and did fairly well in all
of them, but... I'm bored.
[03:53] Gunma-chan
Oh.
[03:54] Wise One
After experiencing many jobs,
I helped younger people achieve their dreams.
[03:59] Wise One
I tried my best to do my part in making
the world a better place, but now...
[04:05] Gunma-chan
You're bored?
[04:07] Wise One
Indeed.
[04:08] Gunma-chan
That can't be helped.
[04:10] Wise One
No, it cannot.
[04:15] Narrator
That's it for today, folks.
Thanks for tuning in!
[04:17] Sign
Gu
[04:17] Sign
The End
[04:19] Gunma-chan
No, it's not!
[04:23] Gunma-chan
It's okay. I won't ask any more questions.
[04:26] Wise One
Not that the Lazy One will answer, anyway.
[04:29] Gunma-chan
What could help turn
you back to the Wise One?
[04:32] Wise One
Ah, how deep. A good question, indeed.
[04:35] Wise One
I almost feel the urge to answer it.
[04:37] Wise One
But... it's not easy to reignite
a fire once it's put out.
[04:43] Gunma-chan
But it's not totally gone yet, is it?
[04:46] Wise One
I suppose that's true.
[04:50] Gunma-chan
Gunma Power!
[04:58] Gunma-chan
Do you feel like the Wise One again?
[05:00] Wise One
Not so much, but...
[05:01] Wise One
I do feel extremely hungry!
[05:03] Wise One
I need to eat a super
deluxe party size yakisoba!
[05:11] Gunma-chan
Hey, Lazy One?
[05:14] Wise One
You don't mind calling me by that name?
[05:17] Gunma-chan
It's crazy that you can eat a super deluxe
party size yakisoba even though you're lazy.
[05:23] Wise One
Did it surprise you?
[05:25] Gunma-chan
Thanks for hanging out with me
for so long even though you're lazy.
[05:30] Wise One
How flattering.
[05:31] Wise One
I'm not good at accepting compliments.
[05:34] Sign
Nap Time
[05:36] Sign
One hour later...
[05:40] Gunma-chan
We've done this before, too.
[05:43] Wise One
Perhaps we have, and perhaps not.
[05:46] Wise One
No matter either way.
[05:49] Gunma-chan
I'm glad you're here with me
even though you feel lazy!
[05:54] Wise One
Gunma-chan, what did you just say?
[05:57] Gunma-chan
Even though you feel lazy?
[05:58] Wise One
No, before that.
[06:00] Gunma-chan
I'm glad you're here with me.
[06:02] Gunma-chan
I'm glad... you're here
with me... you're here... with me...
[06:13] Gunma-chan
What's happening?
[06:14] Wise One
The fire within me just came ablaze!
[06:17] Gunma-chan
That's good!
[06:18] Wise One
It's all thanks to you, Gunma-chan!
[06:20] Gunma-chan
Really? It is?
[06:22] Wise One
I was considering whether it was about
time for me to leave this world.
[06:26] Wise One
But you complimented me as I was...
[06:28] Gunma-chan
That's because you're awesome.
[06:30] Wise One
When you get old,
no one notices you anymore...
[06:33] Wise One
But I realize now that I have someone
who understands me... you, Gunma-chan!
[06:38] Gunma-chan
I don't really get it, but yeah!
[06:40] Wise One
When you live to be as old as me,
you learn the depth of the world's problems.
[06:45] Wise One
You become angry
with your own powerlessness.
[06:48] Wise One
And you despair that you can't do anything,
[06:51] Wise One
which makes it even harder
to do anything at all...
[06:53] Gunma-chan
So that's what it was.
[06:54] Wise One
But, I realize that even an old man
like me still has the potential to act!
[07:00] Gunma-chan
That's good!
[07:01] Wise One
Even if it's only one person...
[07:03] Wise One
I can keep going as long as there's
someone who respects and supports me!
[07:07] Gunma-chan
Oh, okay.
[07:09] Wise One
As of right now,
I'm graduating as the Lazy One!
[07:13] Wise One
I am now the New Wise One!
[07:15] Gunma-chan
Then Gunma-chan will be Super Gunma-chan!
[07:18] Narrator
They're both actually the same,
but what's important is how they feel.
[07:23] Wise One
Peter Piper picked
a peck of pickled peppers!
[07:25] Wise One
Betty Botter bought some butter!
[07:27] Wise One
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck
if a woodchuck could chuck wood?!
[07:29] Gunma-chan
Cool! Peter Piper picked
a peck of pickled peppers!
[07:31] Gunma-chan
Betty Botter bought some butter!
[07:33] Gunma-chan
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck
if a woodchuck could chuck wood?!
[07:35] Wise One
Lemme answer all your curious questions!
[07:38] Gunma-chan
I gotta lotta questions I'm curious to ask!
[07:40] Wise One
I'm full of motivation
and got plenty of energy!
[07:42] Wise One
I can answer them all,
the Wise One, that's me!
[07:45] Gunma-chan
I'm full of motivation
and got plenty of energy!
[07:47] Gunma-chan
I'll ask them one by one,
Gunma-chan, that's me!
[07:48] Wise One
Another day full of answers,
I can solve them all!
[07:50] Gunma-chan
Everyone's jolly, circle them all!
[07:53] Gunma-chan+Wise One
Thank you!
[07:54] Narrator
They seem to make a great pair.
[07:58] Narrator
I hope we can all keep
the fire within us burning.
[08:02] Wise One+Gunma-chan
Hot!
[08:04] Gunma-chan
Wise One Power... 100%!
[08:09] Sign
The Ninja Sisters' Dilemma
[08:09] Sign
The Ninja Sisters' Dilemma
[08:10] Gunma-chan
"The Ninja Sisters' Dilemma."
[08:18] Ninja Cat
The elder sister cat!
[08:19] Ninja Cat
And the younger sister...
[08:20] Ninja Mouse
Squeak
[08:21] Ninja Cat
We are the Ninja Sisters!
[08:23] Ninja Cat
Come to answer your call!
[08:27] Mom
I never get bored of seeing that!
[08:30] Gunma-chan
Ninja are awesome!
[08:32] Ninja Cat
We've actually come with a
request for you today, ma'am.
[08:36] Mom
Oh, what might that be?
[08:42] Mom
Here, have some if you'd like.
[08:44] Ninja Cat
I beg your pardon!
[08:46] Ninja Mouse
Squeak
[08:47] Gunma-chan
I beg your pardon!
[08:51] Gunma-chan
How delightful.
[08:53] Ninja Cat
A true delicacy!
[08:55] Ninja Mouse
Squeak
[08:56] Mom
I'm glad you like them!
[09:02] Ninja Cat
Hot tea is good for the soul.
[09:05] Ninja Mouse
Squeak
[09:08] Gunma-chan
Yaki-manju and tea pair real well!
[09:16] Mom
Oh, wasn't there something to ask me?
[09:19] Ninja Cat
Yes, that's right!
[09:21] Ninja Mouse
Request!
[09:25] Ninja Cat
The Ninja Sisters are actually
pondering our future path...
[09:31] Mom
Future path?
[09:33] Ninja Cat
We've been fortunate
to live comfortably here at
[09:36] Ninja Cat
Gunma-chan's home and opening
a ninja gymnastics school, but...
[09:41] Ninja Mouse
...thinking of the future...
[09:45] Ninja Cat
...we're wondering if it's time
to close shop and take our leave.
[09:49] Ninja Mouse
Squeak...
[09:51] Mom
Is that so... I get your concerns, but...
[09:58] Ninja Cat
Traditionally, we must live
in the shadows as a secret entity...
[10:03] Narrator
Ninjas used to be what we
typically call "spies" today.
[10:07] Narrator
Historically, ninjas would carry out
work that was considered illegal.
[10:12] Ninja Mouse
With your order, I'd happily...
[10:16] Ninja Mouse
Take anyone out.
[10:19] Mom
I get that's your tradition.
[10:21] Mom
But that's not allowed today.
[10:24] Ninja Cat
Yes, we are well aware...
[10:26] Ninja Cat
I thought we came
to accept this truth, but...
[10:30] Ninja Mouse
It's in our ninja blood... Squeak
[10:35] Gunma-chan
Then what if you went back to being ninja?
[10:38] Mom
Gunma-chan, their whole dilemma is
that's not possible in today's day and age.
[10:43] Gunma-chan
What if it's secret?
[10:46] Ninja Sisters
S-Secret?!
[10:48] Gunma-chan
You can be real ninja
acting like retired ninja.
[10:54] Ninja Sisters
What?!
[10:55] Gunma-chan
And only Mom knows the truth.
[10:58] Mom
What?!
[11:01] Gunma-chan
You guys can carry out missions under
the top secret orders of Mom!
[11:07] Mom
That's kind of cool. All secret!
[11:10] Mom
And if anyone finds out...
[11:15] Ninja Mouse
Take them out?
[11:18] Gunma-chan
No! Don't take out Gunma-chan!
[11:21] Gunma-chan
I'm your pupil, ninja-san!
[11:23] Ninja Cat
True...
[11:24] Ninja Cat
no offing any followers
unless there's a betrayal.
[11:28] Ninja Mouse
Squeak
[11:30] Mom
Yeah, I think that solves things!
[11:34] Ninja Cat
I feel a surge of energy!
Let's go for a mock battle!
[11:51] Ninja Mouse
Clone Technique! Squeak
[11:58] Mom
Perfect! So many clones to help me
with cleaning and groceries!
[12:03] Ninja Cat
The elder sister cat!
[12:04] Ninja Cat
And the younger sister...
[12:05] Ninja Mouse
Squeak
[12:06] Ninja Cat
We are the Ninja Sisters!
[12:08] Ninja Cat
Come to answer your call!
[12:11] Gunma-chan
Gunma-chan's a ninja, too!
[12:14] Mom
A great performance!
[12:16] Ninja Cat
Yes, ma'am!
[12:19] Ninja Mouse
Squeak
[12:21] Gunma-chan
Ninjas are cool!
[12:23] Narrator
Not much has changed, but it looks as though
the Ninja Sisters have solved their problem.
[12:31] Mom
As your boss, I will now
give you your first mission!
[12:35] Ninja Sisters
Yes, as you wish, ma'am!
[12:39] Mom
I order you to keep this pact
a secret forever!
[12:42] Mom
You can't even tell Dad or Yuumi!
[12:45] Ninja Sisters
Roger that!
[12:48] Gunma-chan
But Gunma-chan might spill the secret...
[12:51] Ninja Sisters
What?!
[12:52] Gunma-chan
Gunma-chan likes secrets,
but I also like talking about secrets, too...
[12:57] Mom
I guess it can't be helped...
[13:00] Mom
Then Dad and Yuumi will join our pact!
[13:03] Mom
How's that?
[13:04] Ninja Sisters
Yes!
[13:05] Gunma-chan
Roger that!
[13:08] Narrator
Perhaps this is how secrets
become not-so-secret anymore...
[13:14] Narrator
And in that moment,
[13:15] Narrator
Gunma-chan found himself so happy
that he unleashed his Gunma Power!
[13:32] Gunma-chan
Gunma Power!
[13:42] Dad
What are you guys talking
about? Secret stuff?
[13:45] Yuumi
Yuumi wants to know, too!
[13:48] Mom
Okay!
[13:50] Narrator
This is how Gunma-chan's family became
a seemingly normal family
[13:55] Narrator
that actually leads a pair
of real ninja acting as retired ninja.
[13:59] Narrator
The Ninja Sisters went
on to become handymen of sorts,
[14:03] Narrator
accepting legal work in secrecy under
the orders of Mom, their leader.
[14:09] Dad
I don't fully understand yet,
but I support it!
[14:13] Yuumi
Yuumi will secretly post information online!
[14:17] Gunma-chan
Gunma-chan will... umm... do stuff, too!
[14:23] Mom
This is getting fun!
[14:26] Ninja Cat
I've gained confidence in myself as a ninja!
[14:29] Ninja Mouse
Squeak
[14:30] Mom
Believe in yourselves and let's go!
[14:33] Mom
We'll make this the era of ninjas!
[14:36] Ninja Sisters
Yes, ma'am!
[14:38] Gunma-chan
Secretly, of course!
[14:40] Narrator
They are ninjas, after all!
[14:43] Gunma-chan
Ninja Power... 100%!
[14:49] Sign
Haniwa Have It Tough, Too
[14:49] Sign
Haniwa Have It Tough, Too
[14:50] Gunma-chan
"Haniwa Have It Tough, Too."
[14:56] Gunma-chan
It's so nice out... huh?
[15:04] Haniwa E
Hello, Gunma-chan.
[15:06] Gunma-chan
Hello, Haniwa-san.
[15:09] Haniwa E
It sure is nice out today.
[15:11] Haniwa E
Although, it's pitch black underground...
[15:14] Gunma-chan
You're all alone today?
[15:20] Haniwa E
...I knew you wouldn't be able to tell.
[15:23] Gunma-chan
Tell what?
[15:24] Haniwa E
That I'm different from usual.
[15:26] Gunma-chan
Huh?
[15:27] Haniwa E
Can't you tell? I'm not the same as usual.
[15:31] Gunma-chan
You are Haniwa-san, aren't you?
[15:34] Haniwa E
Of course, but what's different about me?
[15:38] Gunma-chan
Okay, let me try!
[15:39] Haniwa E
Please do.
[15:45] Haniwa E
...Well?
[15:47] Gunma-chan
I can't tell.
[15:49] Gunma-chan
I'm sorry that I can't figure it out.
[15:53] Haniwa E
It's okay.
[15:54] Haniwa E
Maybe my expectations were too high.
[15:58] Gunma-chan
Yeah, high expectations are never great.
[16:01] Haniwa E
I see that now...
[16:03] Haniwa E
No, it's fine!
[16:07] Haniwa E
I'll tell you what's different!
[16:09] Haniwa E
You know the four Haniwa
that you usually talk to?
[16:14] Gunma-chan
Yeah, sure.
[16:16] Haniwa E
Let's call them A, B, C, D
from left to right to tell them apart.
[16:22] Gunma-chan
Okay.
[16:23] Haniwa E
That would make me..?
[16:27] Gunma-chan
Oh! You're not Haniwa-san A, B, C, or D!
[16:31] Haniwa E
That's right!
[16:32] Haniwa E
I suppose you could call me
Haniwa E, if that helps.
[16:36] Gunma-chan
Oh, I get it now.
[16:38] Gunma-chan
Nice to meet you, Haniwa E-san.
[16:40] Haniwa E
Oh, nice to meet you, too...
[16:42] Haniwa E
I mean, no! That's not it!
[16:45] Gunma-chan
It isn't?
[16:46] Haniwa E
This isn't the first time
we've met, Gunma-chan.
[16:50] Haniwa E
Although... we've barely ever spoken.
[16:56] Haniwa E
But I've always been nearby.
[16:58] Sign
Yaki-manju
[17:00] Gunma-chan
That's cool.
[17:02] Narrator
In stories, there are main characters,
[17:04] Narrator
supporting roles, and
many other unnoticed roles.
[17:10] Haniwa E
Do you understand?
[17:11] Gunma-chan
Understand what?
[17:13] Haniwa E
You've only ever spoken
to Haniwa A, B, C, and D!
[17:19] Gunma-chan
Oh, really?
[17:21] Haniwa E
Somehow, Haniwa A, B, C, and D became
the only ones who could speak with you.
[17:29] Gunma-chan
Oh, really?
[17:31] Haniwa E
All because they just happened
to meet you first!
[17:35] Gunma-chan
Oh, really?
[17:38] Haniwa E
Eventually, us other Haniwa lost
the chance to speak with you, forever!
[17:45] Gunma-chan
Isn't that a bit dramatic?
[17:47] Haniwa E
No, it's not!
[17:50] Haniwa E
Today, I came to seek
the right to talk with you!
[17:55] Gunma-chan
Really?! Gunma-chan will talk to anyone!
[18:00] Haniwa E
Thank you.
[18:02] Haniwa E
Then from now on,
[18:03] Haniwa E
when you're visiting Haniwa Village,
can you promise to talk to me first?
[18:10] Gunma-chan
Umm, I...
[18:14] Haniwa ABCD
Hold on right there!
[18:18] Haniwa A
This is an issue that should
be solved among Haniwa!
[18:23] Haniwa B
How could you bring it
directly to Gunma-chan?
[18:26] Haniwa C
You've made a terrible mistake!
[18:29] Haniwa D
What a rude thing to do to Gunma-chan!
[18:33] Haniwa E
I thought you'd show up,
Haniwa A, B, C, and D!
[18:35] Haniwa ABCD
Huh?
[18:37] Haniwa E
I promise...
[18:39] Haniwa E
...to take you all down!
[18:42] Haniwa ABCD
What?! That's totally uncalled for!
[18:47] Narrator
In that moment,
[18:48] Narrator
Gunma-chan noticed the tension in the air
and unleashed his Gunma Power!
[19:05] Gunma-chan
Gunma Power!
[19:15] Haniwa A
It all comes down to luck.
[19:17] Haniwa E
Luck?
[19:18] Haniwa B
Yup, yup, it was just by chance.
[19:20] Haniwa E
Chance..?
[19:22] Haniwa C
We just happened to be the four
Haniwa that speak to Gunma-chan.
[19:29] Haniwa E
You mean, you didn't do anything special?
[19:33] Haniwa D
I suppose we made sure to greet people
first... and we volunteered in expeditions.
[19:38] Haniwa C
But talking to Gunma-chan
was just a coincidence.
[19:42] Haniwa A
We never imagined that other
Haniwa would admire us for that.
[19:47] Haniwa ABCD
Shocking, isn't it?
[19:50] Gunma-chan
Sure is shocking!
[19:55] Haniwa E
I'm glad I could hear all this
from you directly, senpai.
[20:00] Haniwa C
Don't mention it!
[20:03] Haniwa A
Who knew Haniwa like us would
become legends in the Haniwa world?
[20:09] Haniwa B
We better remember to keep ourselves in
check and take it one step at a time!
[20:14] Gunma-chan
Step by step by step by step!
[20:18] Haniwa E
Um... is there any way I could join you..?
[20:23] Haniwa ACBD
That's impossible!
[20:27] Haniwa A
That's not coincidence nor is it organic!
[20:30] Haniwa B
Exactly, totally unnatural.
[20:32] Haniwa C
Coincidence or not,
[20:34] Haniwa C
you wouldn't expect Aladdin
to let go of Genie's lamp, would you?
[20:38] Haniwa D
It's called "vested interest"!
[20:41] Gunma-chan
Gunma-chan's okay with any Haniwa-san!
[20:44] Haniwa ABCD
Come on, now!
[20:48] Haniwa E
I knew it...
[20:49] Haniwa E
I promise to take you all down one day!
[20:54] Haniwa E
We shall meet again!
[20:55] Haniwa E
I'll show you..!
[20:59] Haniwa A
I'm glad to see young people
with such vigor!
[21:02] Haniwa B
We better watch our backs
while we still can.
[21:05] Haniwa C
We'll fight to keep this
position we got by chance!
[21:09] Haniwa D
In other words, we'll
see you soon, Gunma-chan!
[21:12] Gunma-chan
I'm okay with any Haniwa-san.
[21:15] Haniwa ABCD
Come on, now! Cut that out!
[21:19] Narrator
Every world has their own troubles.
[21:23] Gunma-chan
Haniwa-san Power... 100%!
[22:59] Sign
Next Episode
[23:03] Narrator
What do you all do when things
worry you or stress you out?
[23:07] Narrator
Some things are
very difficult to solve alone.
[23:10] Narrator
So in those situations, let's ask
someone else for their support.
[23:13] Narrator
If we gather everyone's powers,
we can get through anything.
[23:18] Narrator
Perhaps we can even protect the planet
from an enemy threatening our peace.
[23:24] Narrator
Things are a little more happy
with Gunma-chan*.*
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[23:29] Sign
Gunma-chan Drawing Singalong
[23:29] Sign
Gunma-chan Drawing Singalong
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Gunma-chan Drawing Singalong.
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Hello, Gunma-chan!
[24:10] Gunma-chan
Hello!
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Yoshii Hazuki-chan
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(Age: 5, Gunma Prefecture)
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Serizawa Ritsu-chan
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(Age: 7, Tokyo Prefecture)
[24:16] Gunma-chan
Did you guys take the time to draw me?
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Abe Suzuka-chan
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(Age: 5, Miyagi Prefecture)
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Nasu Megumi-chan
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(Age: 3, Niigata Prefecture)
[24:22] Gunma-chan
Look at all those Gunma-chans!
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Yosuto-chan
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(Age: Unknown, Tokyo Prefecture)
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Otouchan
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(Age: 36, Gunma Prefecture)
[24:27] Gunma-chan
Aww, shucks!
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