8 - What's Wrong, Gunma-chan and two others

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[01:29] Sign
    What Will Meemi Do?
[01:29] Sign
    What Will Meemi Do?
[01:30] Gunma-chan
    "What Will Meemi Do?"
[01:42] Aoma
    We're sure taking it easy...
[01:45] Gunma-chan
    Sure are...
[01:53] Meemi
    It's nice to roll around
    and take it easy all day,
[01:57] Meemi
    but why don't we act like
    the kids we are and play?
[02:02] Aoma
    That sounds good, too.
[02:04] Gunma-chan
    Yeah!
[02:05] Gunma-chan
    Let's run around and play!
    Like the kids we are!
[02:22] Gunma-chan
    That was awesome!
[02:28] Meemi
    Go, guys, go!
[02:30] Aoma
    This is so much fun!
[02:32] Gunma-chan
    Sure is!
[02:34] Meemi
    Phew, that was fun! Let's take a break.
[02:38] Aoma
    Yeah, sounds good!
[02:41] Gunma-chan
    Okay!
[02:45] Meemi
    Looks like I'm the leader of this group.
[02:49] Meemi
    I do always decide what to do, after all.
[02:56] Gunma-chan
    All this fun's got me hungry.
[02:58] Aoma
    Yeah, me too!
[03:01] Meemi
    We don't have anything to eat.
    None of us brought food.
[03:05] Gunma-chan+Aoma
    But I'm hungry! I'm hungry!
[03:09] Meemi
    Hang on! Are these two being serious?
[03:09] Gunma-chan+Aoma
    I'm hungry! I'm hungry!
    I'm hungry! I'm hungry!
[03:13] Gunma-chan+Aoma
    I'm hungry! I'm hungry!
    I'm hungry! I'm hungr—
[03:18] Meemi
    Stop!
[03:21] Meemi
    Didn't I just explain
    that we don't have any food?
[03:24] Gunma-chan+Aoma
    Yeah.
[03:26] Meemi
    Then you can understand
    why yelling that you're
[03:30] Meemi
    hungry and throwing a fit
    won't solve anything!
[03:33] Gunma-chan+Aoma
    Yeah.
[03:34] Meemi
    So why are you doing it?
[03:37] Meemi
    The more you waste your energy,
    the hungrier you'll get.
[03:41] Meemi
    Why can't you understand
    something so simple?
[03:43] Aoma
    But Meemi, think about it!
[03:46] Aoma
    We're still just kids! Is it bad for
    kids to say what's on their mind?
[03:54] Gunma-chan
    Yeah.
[03:55] Aoma
    We're gonna have to bear all sorts of
    things when we grow up, anyways!
[04:01] Meemi
    Just cause we're kids, doesn't
    mean we can do whatever we want.
[04:05] Aoma
    But we won't be able to when we're older!
[04:08] Aoma
    We might as well do it while we still can!
[04:11] Aoma
    We still pay kids prices on trains
    and buses, and we can't drive.
[04:15] Aoma
    We can't drink alcohol.
[04:16] Aoma
    The fact that we can't vote is all
    the more proof we're not grown-ups!
[04:21] Gunma-chan
    You're right.
[04:24] Meemi
    What's up with these
    two... they're such a drag!
[04:27] Meemi
    I thought they'd be easy to manipulate and
    suddenly they're talking about their rights?
[04:34] Meemi
    Fine!
[04:35] Meemi
    Then go ahead and throw
    a fit as much as you want.
[04:37] Meemi
    I won't stop you.
[04:39] Gunma-chan+Aoma
    Great! Yay!
[04:41] Gunma-chan+Aoma
    I'm hungry! I'm hungry! I'm hungry!
[04:48] Aoma
    I'm hungry!
[04:50] Gunma-chan
    I'm hungry!
[04:51] Aoma
    I'm hungry!
[04:53] Gunma-chan
    I'm hungry!
[04:54] Aoma
    I'm hungry!
[04:56] Gunma-chan
    I'm hungry!
[04:58] Gunma-chan
    I'm hungry!
[05:00] Aoma
    I'm hungry!
[05:02] Gunma-chan
    I'm hungry!
[05:04] Aoma
    I'm hungry!
[05:05] Gunma-chan
    I'm hungry!
[05:12] Meemi
    Ugh, this is so freaking annoying!
    What's wrong with them?!
[05:15] Meemi
    I was just letting them get
    their way so they'd shut up.
[05:17] Meemi
    I can't believe they're going out of
    their way to get even louder!
[05:20] Meemi
    I'm all for gender equality but it's
    tough to advocate for these two!
[05:26] Aoma
    I can't take it anymore...
[05:28] Gunma-chan
    Me, neither...
[05:30] Meemi
    See? I told you to give it up!
[05:34] Aoma
    But we can't know
    if it's for real until we try.
[05:38] Gunma-chan
    We sure know now...
[05:41] Meemi
    Looks like you two lack imagination.
[05:46] Gunma-chan+Aoma
    Imagination?!
[05:48] Meemi
    Say there was a car coming towards us.
[05:52] Meemi
    If you stood still and the car didn't stop,
    it would cause a terrible crash, wouldn't it?
[05:58] Meemi
    But if you just thought about
    what would happen beforehand,
[06:02] Meemi
    you could prevent it. See?
[06:08] Gunma-chan
    That's true.
[06:10] Aoma
    You're a genius, Meemi!
[06:12] Meemi
    I know, right?
[06:14] Aoma
    But...
[06:15] Meemi
    What?
[06:16] Aoma
    I get that you're right in theory.
[06:19] Meemi
    Then what's the problem?
[06:22] Aoma
    There's no adventure or dream in that!
[06:27] Meemi
    Adventure...? Dream?!
[06:32] Gunma-chan
    You're right, there aren't any.
[06:39] Gunma-chan
    G-Gunma-chan doesn't need
    any adventure or dreams!
[06:54] Mom
    Today we have... green curry, chocolate lava,
    and panna cotta-flavored yaki-manju!
[07:04] Gunma-chan
    So yummy!
[07:05] Aoma
    The spicy ones are good!
[07:07] Meemi
    Sweet yaki-manju are amazing!
[07:10] Mom
    I'm glad you like them!
[07:13] Meemi
    Gunma-chan's mom?
[07:15] Mom
    What is it?
[07:18] Gunma-chan
    These are great!
[07:20] Aoma
    Yeah, they are!
[07:23] Meemi
    Are all boys like that?
[07:26] Mom
    I can't say it too loud, but... to be honest,
    they're the same grown-up, too.
[07:36] Dad
    Hey, what are you two whispering about?
[07:38] Meemi
    N-Nothing!
[07:40] Mom
    Meemi-chan and I were just
    discerning the state of the world and
[07:43] Mom
    discussing how to manipulate around it!
[07:47] Meemi
    Yup! After today, I totally understand!
[07:57] Aoma
    So good!
[07:58] Gunma-chan
    This is yummy!
[07:59] Narrator
    It was a day of many discoveries.
[08:03] Gunma-chan
    Meemi Power... 100%!
[08:09] Sign
    Daruma vs. Haniwa
[08:09] Sign
    Daruma vs. Haniwa
[08:10] Gunma-chan
    "Daruma vs. Haniwa."
[08:14] Daruma A
    Thank you for making the time to come by!
[08:19] Gunma-chan
    No problem!
[08:22] Daruma A
    Today, we'll be presenting a ritual of ours.
    It's only held once every four years!
[08:28] Gunma-chan
    Ritual?
[08:29] Daruma A
    It's basically a meeting
    to celebrate being Daruma!
[08:34] Gunma-chan
    Oh, that's cool.
[08:37] Daruma A
    As a honorary citizen of the Daruma Tribe,
    we would love for you to see it.
[08:41] Gunma-chan
    Okay.
[08:45] Daruma A
    This is where our ritual will take place.
[08:47] Daruma A
    It's meant to spread our existence
    as the Daruma Tribe across the world.
[08:52] Gunma-chan
    Wow, that's cool.
[08:55] Daruma A
    Yes, I hope you enjoy it!
[08:59] Haniwa A
    Is that... Gunma-chan?
[09:01] Gunma-chan
    Hey!
[09:02] Haniwa A
    I visited to call on you
    as a honorary citizen of
[09:06] Haniwa A
    the Haniwa Tribe,
    but you happened to be away.
[09:09] Gunma-chan
    I was invited out by Daruma-san.
[09:11] Daruma A
    We are holding our Daruma
    Tribe ritual here today.
[09:15] Haniwa A
    Ritual?! Oh...
[09:19] Haniwa A
    We're actually holding our Haniwa
    Convention here today, as well!
[09:24] Gunma-chan
    That's cool.
[09:27] Daruma A
    What a coincidence.
[09:28] Haniwa A
    Yes, how very strange.
[09:30] Narrator
    You could call it
    a curious encounter of fate.
[09:34] Daruma A
    How interesting that our rituals
     overlap both in time and place...
[09:38] Haniwa A
    Perhaps it was God's will!
[09:41] Gunma-chan
    Sounds complicated.
[09:43] Haniwa+Daruma
    Now! Let's begin!
[09:50] Daruma A
    We will begin by portraying
    the history of Daruma with Daruma.
[09:54] Daruma A
    The basic principle of Daruma
    is the circle, the ring.
[09:59] Daruma A
    From one... to two.
[10:02] Daruma A
    And...
[10:06] Daruma A
    Three!
[10:08] Daruma A
    And so it keeps growing.
[10:11] Daruma A
    This circle represents
    the Daruma's way of life.
[10:16] Gunma-chan+Haniwa A
    Wow!
[10:18] Gunma-chan
    Awesome!
[10:20] Haniwa A
    Hang on right there!
[10:21] Daruma A
    What's the matter?
[10:23] Haniwa A
    We will also begin our Haniwa ritual!
[10:27] Haniwa A
    And I propose for...
[10:29] Haniwa A
    Gunma-chan to decide
    which ritual is superior!
[10:33] Daruma A
    ...Very well!
[10:35] Gunma-chan
    Gunma-chan hasn't said yes...
[10:38] Haniwa A
    Now it's getting interesting!
[10:40] Daruma A
    Haniwa-san is my best friend,
    but I can't let you win this battle of pride!
[10:47] Haniwa A
    And neither can I!
[10:49] Haniwa A
    We'll let Gunma-chan decide.
[10:51] Daruma A
    Agreed!
[10:53] Gunma-chan
    Gunma-chan hasn't said yes...
[10:56] Haniwa A
    Good luck!
[10:57] Daruma A
    You, too!
[10:58] Gunma-chan
    Are you guys listening?
[11:04] Haniwa A
    The basic principle
    of Haniwa is the quadrate.
[11:07] Haniwa A
    It can be a square,
[11:14] Haniwa A
    or a diamond,
[11:19] Haniwa A
    or a trapezoid.
[11:23] Gunma-chan
    Cool!
[11:26] Haniwa A
    We're just getting started!
[11:30] Haniwa A
    The pulsing quadrate represents
    the Haniwa's energy to live.
[11:38] Haniwa A
    These shapes depict our ambition
    to go above and beyond!
[11:43] Haniwa A
    Haniwa-ha-ha!
[11:45] Daruma A
    That's nothing!
[11:47] Daruma A
    Our circle! Ring! The power of curves!
[11:50] Haniwa A
    No! Our square! Four
    beautiful, straight lines!
[11:55] Daruma A
    Circle!
[11:57] Haniwa A
    Square!
[12:01] Gunma-chan
    They're both awesome!
[12:05] Daruma Mob 1
    I have zero regrets in my life...
[12:07] Daruma Mob 2
    I put it all on the table...
[12:10] Haniwa Mob
    I'll never be able to
    perform like that again...
[12:13] Gunma-chan
    Wow, they're all so tired...
[12:15] Haniwa A+Daruma A
    Now, Gunma-chan...
[12:18] Haniwa A
    This is no competition,
    but which performance was better?
[12:22] Daruma A
    We need to make sure we record the results.
[12:26] Haniwa A+Daruma A
    Now, Gunma-chan... which was superior?!
[12:31] Gunma-chan
    Umm... They were both good!
[12:35] Haniwa A+Daruma A
    Huh?
[12:36] Haniwa A
    Gunma-chan...
[12:38] Gunma-chan
    Yeah..?
[12:39] Haniwa A
    That is an insult to our tribe.
[12:42] Daruma A
    It may be harsh,
    but this is a matter of pride.
[12:47] Gunma-chan
    Oh, right...
[12:49] Narrator
    In that moment, Gunma-chan
    found himself in a true pickle...
[12:53] Narrator
    and unleashed his Gunma Power!
[13:00] Gunma-chan
    Gunma Power!
[13:12] Daruma A
    Suddenly I feel so warm and fuzzy...
[13:14] Haniwa A
    Let's stop arguing!
[13:17] Gunma-chan
    Phew!
[13:19] Haniwa+Daruma
    So? Which one won?
[13:22] Gunma-chan
    Huh?
[13:23] Haniwa+Daruma
    Gunma-chan, please decide!
[13:27] Gunma-chan
    Come on, why can't you both win?
[13:31] Haniwa A
    That's not...
[13:32] Daruma A
    ...possible!
[13:35] Daruma A
    Between our Daruma's
    expression of the circle...
[13:37] Haniwa A
    ...and the Haniwa's strong
    expression of the square!
[13:40] Haniwa+Daruma
    Which is it?!
[13:43] Gunma-chan
    But you could do so much more
    if you had both circles and squares!
[13:47] Haniwa+Daruma
    What?!
[13:49] Daruma A
    A circle...
[13:50] Haniwa A
    ... and a square...
[13:51] Haniwa+Daruma
    Both?
[13:53] Gunma-chan
    Like... a keyhole-shaped kofun!
[13:56] Daruma+Haniwa
    Wow!
[14:11] Gunma-chan
    Or a Daruma-san sitting on a flat cushion!
[14:17] Daruma+Haniwa
    Wow!
[14:20] Gunma-chan
    See?
[14:20] Gunma-chan
    If Daruma-san and Haniwa-san work together,
    you could do so many great things!
[14:26] Narrator
    So it's not so much about fighting,
    but coming together and joining the two.
[14:32] Gunma-chan
    Gunma-chan!
[14:36] Narrator
    The following year,
[14:37] Narrator
    the event was changed into
    a friendly competition
[14:39] Narrator
    between mixed teams
    to reach even greater heights.
[14:43] Gunma-chan
    Come Together Power... 100%!
[14:49] Sign
    What's Wrong, Gunma-chan?
[14:49] Sign
    What's Wrong, Gunma-chan?
[14:50] Gunma-chan
    "What's Wrong, Gunma-chan?"
[14:57] Aoma
    If you have something you
    wanna say, spit it out!
[15:03] Aoma
    I can't know what you want
    unless you tell me!
[15:09] Aoma
    I just wanna talk to you!
[15:16] Meemi
    Hang on, Aoma!
[15:18] Aoma
    What, Meemi?!
[15:20] Meemi
    It's not cool of you to yell at Gunma-chan
    like that just because he's being quiet!
[15:25] Gunma-chan
    Yeah, not cool!
[15:27] Aoma
    Hey... don't tell me I'm the bad guy now!
[15:31] Meemi
    What's that about?!
[15:33] Meemi
    Don't talk like you're always the victim!
[15:38] Gunma-chan
    Yeah, that's right!
[15:42] Meemi
    Gunma-chan, your attitude
    isn't great, either.
[15:47] Meemi
    You keep agreeing with me
    without saying anything yourself.
[15:52] Gunma-chan
    R-Really?
[15:53] Aoma
    Yeah, that's right!
[15:58] Aoma
    That's not cool, Gunma-chan!
[16:00] Meemi
    Not good at all, Gunma-chan!
[16:05] Narrator
    Gunma-chan is in a pickle!
[16:10] Narrator
    And in that moment, Gunma-chan
    unleashed his Gunma Power!
[16:28] Gunma-chan
    Gunma Power!
[16:38] Aoma+Meemi
    Hey, I feel warm and fuzzy!
[16:42] Aoma+Meemi
    But that has nothing to do with this!
[16:47] Aoma
    It's not a bad thing that you accept
    things without sweating the small stuff.
[16:52] Meemi
    But that can't go over well every time.
[17:03] Meemi
    You may not stay the main
    character if this keeps up.
[17:08] Aoma
    The emergence of a charming
    rival... happens all the time!
[17:12] Meemi
    It's not like you can be popular forever.
[17:15] Aoma
    You'll dig yourself into
    a hole if you get too
[17:17] Aoma
    full of yourself all cause
    you get special treatment!
[17:21] Narrator
    Just to chime in,
[17:22] Narrator
    "dig yourself into
    a hole" means to get in a bad
[17:24] Narrator
    situation that you
    won't be able to get out of.
[17:28] Narrator
    Which would be quite scary.
[17:40] Aoma
    I'm only telling you the hard
    truth as your best friend!
[17:44] Meemi
    Yeah, I'm only saying this
    because I love you!
[17:48] Aoma
    You gotta give it a rest and speak up more!
[17:52] Meemi
    We're only asking to hear
    how you really feel!
[17:59] Narrator
    Gunma-chan is really, really in a pickle!
[18:10] Narrator
    That was when Gunma-chan found
    himself in a real, real pickle.
[18:15] Narrator
    So much so, that he went away.
[18:23] Aoma
    Huh? Gunma-chan?
[18:25] Meemi
    What's wrong, Gunma-chan?
[18:34] Narrator
    Uh oh! When a character's eyes turn
    red in an anime, it's never a good sign.
[18:42] Gunma-chan
    What a bunch of idiots... You think
    you can say whatever you want?
[18:48] Aoma
    Huh?
[18:49] Meemi
    Gunma-chan..?
[18:51] Gunma-chan
    Don't act like you know me... Gunma-chan? Ha!
[18:56] Gunma-chan
    You're right, I'm also the real Gunma-chan.
[18:59] Gunma-chan
    But no real friend would
    use mean words to push
[19:02] Gunma-chan
    their own best friend
    to the brink like that!
[19:05] Gunma-chan
    Even if God himself let it slide...
[19:08] Gunma-chan
    Gunma-chan won't forgive you!
[19:20] Aoma
    What's going on..?
[19:22] Meemi
    Is this an evil spirit talking?
[19:25] Gunma-chan
    Shaddup, shaddup! I can't take it anymore!
[19:31] Aoma
    W-What's up with you?
[19:34] Gunma-chan
    Gunma-chan's a good kid.
    He isn't troubling anyone!
[19:39] Aoma+Meemi
    I guess that's true...
[19:41] Gunma-chan
    We gotta choose our words carefully!
[19:44] Gunma-chan
    Cuts so deep, leaves a scar!
    Hard to heal, feel it real!
[19:49] Gunma-chan
    Eat daifuku, give it up!
    Try again, release some heat!
[19:52] Gunma-chan
    The pain flows out, pollutes what's near!
[19:55] Gunma-chan
    Emits bad vibes, dims the world!
[20:00] Aoma+Meemi
    We're sorry, Gunma-chan!
[20:04] Gunma-chan
    Nah, cut it out!
[20:05] Gunma-chan
    Gunma-chan's real spiteful.
    He'll never forget!
[20:11] Aoma+Meemi
    Please forgive us!
[20:14] Gunma-chan
    Never forget! Spite forever!
    Never forget! Spite forever!
[20:22] Aoma+Meemi
    Nooooo!
[20:25] Aoma
    I was wrong!
[20:27] Meemi
    Please, come back, Gunma-chan!
[20:33] Gunma-chan
    Hey, Aoma and Meemi are in trouble.
[20:44] Gunma-chan
    I'm back!
[20:48] Aoma
    Gunma-chan?
[20:49] Gunma-chan
    That's me!
[20:51] Meemi
    You're back?
[20:53] Gunma-chan
    I was always here!
[20:59] Meemi
    Thank goodness!
[21:03] Aoma
    I love you, normal Gunma-chan!
[21:06] Meemi
    You're awesome, usual Gunma-chan!
[21:09] Narrator
    Even if you're friends, it's important
    to be careful with our words.
[21:13] Narrator
    Let's be grateful for our friends
    and remember to play nice.
[21:19] Gunma-chan
    We should all try!
[21:23] Gunma-chan
    Friends Power... 100%!
SIGN    Next Episode
[23:03] Narrator
    What do you all do when you lack motivation?
[23:06] Narrator
    Allow me to introduce my
    favorite way to respond.
[23:09] Narrator
    And that's to accept
    the unmotivated side of you.
[23:13] Narrator
    Loosen up and tell yourself,
    "This stuff happens!"
[23:18] Narrator
    You'll notice your heart feels lighter
    and motivation will come flowing back!
[23:22] Narrator
    I hope you'll try it out.
[23:24] Narrator
    Things are a little more happy
    with Gunma-chan*.*
[23:24] Sign
    Next Episode
[23:24] Sign
    Enter, the Lazy One
[23:24] Sign
    and two others
[23:29] Sign
    Gunma-chan Drawing Singalong
[23:29] Sign
    Gunma-chan Drawing Singalong
[23:31] Gunma-chan
    Gunma-chan Drawing Singalong.
[24:07] Sign
    Hello, Gunma-chan!
[24:10] Gunma-chan
    Hello!
[24:12] Sign
    Uguisuboya no Kyosuke-chan
[24:12] Sign
    (Age: 4, Tokyo Prefecture)
[24:12] Sign
    Tamura Touma-chan
[24:12] Sign
    (Age: 5, Gunma Prefecture)
[24:16] Gunma-chan
    Did you guys take the time to draw me?
[24:18] Sign
    Hacchan
[24:18] Sign
    (Age: 10, Gunma Prefecture)
[24:18] Sign
    Takahashi Taigo-chan
[24:18] Sign
    (Age: 7, Gunma Prefecture)
[24:22] Gunma-chan
    Look at all those Gunma-chans!
[24:23] Sign
    Zero-chan
[24:23] Sign
    (Age: 22, Kanagawa Prefecture)
[24:23] Sign
    Ayami-chan
[24:23] Sign
    (Age: 7, Gunma Prefecture)
[24:27] Gunma-chan
    Aww, shucks!