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10 - Donuts, Donuts and two others

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[01:29] Sign
    Donuts, Donuts
[01:29] Sign
    Donuts, Donuts
[01:30] Gunma-chan
    "Donuts, Donuts."
[01:37] Mom
    Today's snack is donuts!
[01:39] Mom
    You can take either the
    chocolate donut or matcha donut.
[01:43] Yuumi+Gunma-chan
    Wow!
[01:45] Gunma-chan
    Which one... I think I'll take...
[01:51] Yuumi
    I want the chocolate donut!
[01:57] Yuumi
    So yummy!
[01:59] Gunma-chan
    Gunma-chan was in the mood
    for chocolate, too...
[02:04] Mom
    The matcha donut is good, too.
[02:06] Gunma-chan
    But Gunma-chan isn't in the mood
    to eat matcha donuts right now...
[02:13] Yuumi
    Then I'll have that, too!
[02:15] Gunma-chan
    Hey!
[02:17] Mom
    Yuumi-chan, that's not very good manners.
[02:21] Yuumi
    Well, Onii-chan said he didn't want any!
[02:25] Gunma-chan
    Gunma-chan didn't say that!
[02:27] Yuumi
    Yes, you did!
[02:29] Gunma-chan
    All I said was that I wasn't in the mood
    for matcha donuts right now!
[02:33] Yuumi
    Yeah, which means you don't want them!
[02:36] Gunma-chan
    N-No, it doesn't...
[02:38] Yuumi
    Yes, it does!
[02:42] Mom
    Looks like Yuumi won
    this battle, Gunma-chan.
[02:45] Gunma-chan
    No, she didn't.
[02:48] Gunma-chan
    That's not fair... I'm the only one who...
[02:53] Narrator
    In that moment, something strange happened,
[02:56] Narrator
    and time turned back just a little bit.
[03:02] Mom
    Today's snack is donuts!
[03:04] Mom
    You can take either the
    chocolate donut or matcha donut.
[03:08] Yuumi+Gunma-chan
    Wow!
[03:16] Gunma-chan
    We went back in time...
[03:18] Gunma-chan
    Which means if I talk after this,
    Yuumi will take the chocolate donut...
[03:26] Gunma-chan
    I got it!
[03:28] Gunma-chan
    Hey! What's that?!
[03:31] Gunma-chan
    Gunma-chan wants the chocolate donut!
[03:37] Yuumi
    Wow... you tricked me just so you
    could get the chocolate donut?
[03:46] Yuumi
    Can't be helped, then!
[03:48] Yuumi
    I'll take the matcha donut!
[03:52] Mom
    Wow, Yuumi, how nice of you
    to let Onii-chan get the first choice.
[03:58] Yuumi
    So yummy!
[03:59] Mom
    I love matcha donuts, too.
[04:03] Gunma-chan
    Gunma-chan didn't get any matcha donuts!
[04:06] Gunma-chan
    I want the matcha one, too!
[04:08] Gunma-chan
    That's not fair... so unfair!
[04:12] Narrator
    In that moment, something strange happened,
[04:15] Narrator
    and time turned back just a little bit.
[04:21] Mom
    Today's snack is donuts!
[04:23] Mom
    You can take either the
    chocolate donut or matcha donut.
[04:27] Yuumi+Gunma-chan
    Wow!
[04:31] Gunma-chan
    If I want the matcha donut,
    I gotta not do anything!
[04:36] Gunma-chan
    Which one... I think I'll take...
[04:43] Yuumi
    I want the chocolate donut!
[04:47] Gunma-chan
    Gunma-chan wants the matcha donut!
[04:51] Mom
    Perfect! An even split!
[04:53] Gunma-chan
    Yeah!
[04:54] Yuumi
    That was so good!
[04:56] Gunma-chan
    Thank you for this me..
[05:06] Gunma-chan
    Here, Yuumi! Have half.
[05:09] Yuumi
    Really?! I can have some?!
[05:13] Gunma-chan
    Since I'm your big brother and all!
[05:16] Gunma-chan
    And since I had the chocolate
    donut just a second ago.
[05:20] Mom
    How nice of you, Gunma-chan.
[05:26] Narrator
    In that moment, something strange happened,
[05:28] Narrator
    and time turned back just
    a little bit... for the third time!
[05:36] Mom
    Today's snack is donuts!
[05:39] Mom
    You can take either the
    chocolate donut or matcha donut.
[05:43] Yuumi+Gunma-chan
    Wow!
[05:44] Gunma-chan
    Hang on!
[05:50] Ninja Mouse
    Squeak
[05:53] Mom
    Oh, my. I forgot about the Ninja Sisters.
[05:59] Yuumi
    There's only two donuts and four people...
[06:04] Narrator
    In that moment,
[06:06] Narrator
    Gunma-chan found himself so moved
    that he unleashed his Gunma Power!
[06:23] Gunma-chan
    Gunma Power!
[06:35] Gunma-chan
    How's this?
[06:37] Gunma-chan
    Now we can all have
    a little bit of both donuts.
[06:42] Mom
    Great thinking, Gunma-chan!
[06:44] Yuumi
    Onii-chan, you're awesome!
[06:46] Ninja Sisters
    I beg your pardon.
[06:47] Ninja Mouse
    I'll make sure this donut
    keeps his mouse shut! Squeak
[06:51] Ninja Cat
    I feel so elated to be
    able to live under this roof.
[06:56] Mom
    I'm glad you feel that way.
[06:58] Gunma-chan
    Mom...
[07:01] Gunma-chan
    I'll give you my matcha donut!
[07:04] Mom
    Really?
[07:06] Mom
    Thank you, Gunma-chan. I love matcha donuts!
[07:15] Gunma-chan
    It's nice to see everyone happy!
[07:18] Gunma-chan
    Gunma-chan had one
    and a quarter of a chocolate donut
[07:22] Gunma-chan
    and half of a matcha donut, anyway!
[07:25] Narrator
    Actually, Gunma-chan only had
    a quarter of a chocolate donut,
[07:31] Narrator
    but it looks like he learned a lot
    while time traveling for a bit!
[07:38] Gunma-chan
    I have more fun when everyone's having fun!
[07:43] Narrator
    What a strange but heartwarming story.
[07:47] Ninja Cat
    Let us entertain you in return!
[07:49] Ninja Mouse
    Squeak
[07:50] Mom+Gunma-chan+Yuumi
    Wow!
[07:56] Narrator
    And like that, all was right with the world.
[08:03] Gunma-chan
    Donuts Power... 100%!
[08:09] Sign
    Tuning in with Mom
[08:09] Sign
    Tuning in with Mom
[08:10] Gunma-chan
    "Tuning in with Mom."
[08:13] Sign
    Gun-Gunmer, Beyond the Universe
[08:14] Narrator 2
    "Gun-Gunmer, Beyond the Universe."
[08:26] Narrator 2
    And so, Gunmer Machine
    embarked on his final battle...
[08:31] Gun
    Time to reform!
[08:41] Gun-Gunmer
    Gun-Gunmer! Reform!
[08:45] Vills Three
    Give it up, Gun-Gunmer.
[08:48] Vills Three
    No matter how hard you try,
[08:50] Vills Three
    the tides have already turned in my favor.
[08:54] Gun
    Three Vills...
[08:56] Mer
    We've been risking our lives
    to fight only one...
[08:59] Ken
    Since the last battle, the invasion by the
[09:01] Ken
    Mechanical Army Bots-Bots
    has only intensified...
[09:05] Vills Three 1
    We are a machine.
[09:07] Vills Three 2
    We can duplicate as many times
    as necessary from blueprint data.
[09:11] Vills Three 3
    We're different from you
    inefficient creatures!
[09:15] Gun-Gunmer
    Like we said before!
    We don't know how to give up!
[09:19] Vills Three 1
    Poor Gun-Gunmer.
[09:21] Vills Three 1
    Surely, that's not how you truly feel.
[09:24] Vills Three 2
    You are a body of machines like us.
[09:27] Vills Three 2
    You could exist forever
    with the right maintenance.
[09:32] Vills Three 3
    You, too, could become a part
    of the Mechanical Army Bots-Bots...
[09:35] Vills Three 3
    And you shall reap its many benefits!
[09:38] Gun-Gunmer
    This is my own will, strong as steel!
[09:41] Gun-Gunmer
    I don't take orders from anyone!
[09:44] Gun
    Thank you, Gun-Gunmer!
[09:46] Gun-Gunmer
    We all have our own stance.
    And I've decided...
[09:50] Gun-Gunmer
    That my stance is to follow my team!
[09:55] Mer
    Thank you!
[09:56] Ken
    Then we've got no choice but
    to prove we're fighting for justice.
[10:01] Gun
    Alright, let's go!
[10:03] Gun-Gunmer
    Gun-Gunmer! Detach!
[10:08] Gun
    This will be it!
[10:10] Mer
    I guess we'll be out of work!
[10:11] Ken
    For peace!
[10:20] Mer-Gungun
    Mer-Gungun! Reform!
[10:24] Vills Three
    You look pitiful!
[10:27] Mer-Gungun
    Ha! You can't judge a bot by its armor!
[10:31] Vills Three
    Vills Missile the Maximum!
[10:37] Vills Three
    Finish them!
[10:42] Mer-Gungun
    Maximize ultra shock acceleration device!
[10:45] Vills Three
    What's happening?!
[10:50] Mer-Gungun
    Doesn't matter how many missiles
    you blast if you can't catch me!
[10:56] Vills Three 1
    W-What is this power?!
[11:05] Mer-Gungun
    I accelerated my ultra shock powers to
[11:08] Mer-Gungun
    dodge your missiles
    and puncture your bodies.
[11:11] Vills Three
    H-How clever... Mer-Gungun...
[11:15] Mer-Gungun
    Although this means the
    end for Mer-Gungun...
[11:21] Vills Three
    I... can't exist here any longer.
[11:25] Vills Three
    I despise you, Mer-Gungun...
[11:28] Mer-Gungun
    I didn't want to fight you, I'm sorry...
[11:33] Gun
    Fighting doesn't solve anything.
[11:36] Mer
    If only we just talked it over...
[11:39] Ken
    Let's make sure this doesn't end in vain.
[11:41] Ken
    Besides, Mer-Gungun can't move anymore...
[11:44] Vills Three
    That's good to hear!
[11:59] Vills Revised 3000 Turbo
    Allow me to introduce myself!
[12:02] Vills Revised 3000 Turbo
    I am Vills Revised 3000 Turbo!
[12:05] Gun+Mer+Ken
    What?! Vills Revised 3000 Turbo?!
[12:09] Mer-Gungun
    Mer-Gungun! Detach!
[12:19] Gun-Gunmer
    Gun-Gunmer! Reform!
[12:21] Mer
    Energy Remaining: 3%...
[12:24] Ken
    Virtually every body part is
    beyond its limit...
[12:27] Gun
    Maybe heroes can't win it all, after all...
[12:30] Ken
    Can't our new mecha
    Gun-Gunma G come to our aid?
[12:34] Gun
    Impossible, as far as I know...
[12:37] Mer
    It's been an honor to fight
    with you... Thank you for everything.
[12:42] Vills Revised 3000 Turbo
    I shall be justice from this day forward!
[12:45] Vills Revised 3000 Turbo
    Let's conclude this story with
[12:48] Vills Revised 3000 Turbo
    a win by the Mechanical Army Bots-Bots.
[12:51] Gun-Gunmer
    Even if there's no chance...
[12:53] Gun-Gunmer
    Gun-Gunmer won't give up!
[12:56] Vills Revised 3000 Turbo
    How touching...
[12:58] Gun-Gunmer Army
    Not so fast!
[13:09] Vills Revised 3000 Turbo
    What?!
[13:10] Gun-Gunmer Army
    We won't let you win now!
[13:13] Gun-Gunmer Army
    We're all Gun-Gunmer from other dimensions!
[13:17] Gun-Gunmer Army
    We came from the multiverse to help!
[13:19] Gun-Gunmer Army
    The human race may cease
    to exist one day, but not today!
[13:31] Mega Gun-Gunmer
    Gun-Gun-Gun-Gun-Gun-Gunmer! Reform!
[13:37] Vills Revised 3000 Turbo
    What?! Gun-Gun-Gun-Gun-Gunmer?!
[13:41] Mega Gun-Gunmer
    No!
[13:42] Mega Gun-Gunmer
    That's Gun-Gun-Gun-
    Gun-Gun-Gunmer to you!
[13:45] Vills Revised 3000 Turbo
    That's... too hard to remember...
[13:51] Mega Gun-Gunmer
    Gun-Gun-Gun-
    Gun-Gun-Gunmer Beam!
[14:00] Vills Revised 3000 Turbo
    I wasn't aware of this plot!
[14:07] Guns
    This is the end... for real.
[14:12] Mers
    Now I can finally use up my vacation days!
[14:16] Kens
    Yeah... let's all go home.
[14:20] Narrator 2
    Thank you, Gun-Gunmer!
[14:21] Narrator 2
    Thank you, Gun-Gun-
    Gun-Gun-Gun-Gunmer!
[14:25] Narrator 2
    They will always be here to protect us!
[14:30] Sign
    The End
[14:32] Gunma-chan
    Wow!
[14:34] Gunma-chan
    Gun-Gun-Gun-Gun-Gun-Gun-Gunmer is so cool!
[14:39] Mom
    I thought it was Gun-Gun-Gun-Gun-Gun-Gunmer?
[14:43] Gunma-chan
    Gun-Gunmer Power... 100%!
[14:49] Sign
    Konja Rap Appears Again
[14:49] Sign
    Konja Rap Appears Again
[14:50] Gunma-chan
    "Konja Rap Appears Again."
[14:56] Yayoihime
    Oh! Hi there, Gunma-chan!
[14:59] Gunma-chan
    Hello.
[15:01] Yayoihime
    Do you mind if I tell you about some
    delicious Yayoihime strawberries?
[15:05] Gunma-chan
    Sure, go ahead!
[15:09] Konja Rap
    Steppin', steppin'. Walk, yeah I'm walkin'.
[15:13] Konja Rap
    Hello!
[15:15] Yayoihime
    A normal greeting?!
    I thought that you were a rapper.
[15:19] Konja Rap
    I'm Konja Rap, a total free spirit.
[15:22] Konja Rap
    How could I perform my best
    without the best vibes?
[15:27] Yayoihime
    Wow, look at you, acting like an artist!
[15:30] Yayoihime
    If you were the real deal,
    you'd walk the walk.
[15:34] Konja Rap
    You may be trying to get under
    my skin, but I'm Konja Rap.
[15:38] Konja Rap
    My skin's as thick as they come.
    See, I'm made of konjac!
[15:41] Yayoihime
    Well you should taste some Yayoihime
    strawberries, they're the sweetest around!
[15:46] Gunma-chan
    I love Yayoihime strawberries!
[15:48] Yayoihime
    Thank you, Gunma-chan!
[15:57] Yayoihime
    I've got a bad feeling about this...
[15:59] Gunma-chan
    I have a good feeling about it!
[16:02] Konja Rap
    Can't say I saw this coming.
[16:05] Maria Eggplant
    My name is Maria Eggplant
[16:08] Maria Eggplant
    I truly love to sing so much!
[16:12] Yayoihime
    She sure came in with a bang!
[16:13] Maria Eggplant
    Singing is wonderful
[16:17] Maria Eggplant
    Singing changes everything
[16:21] Maria Eggplant
    When you're feeling low,
    it shines a bright light
[16:28] Maria Eggplant
    Singing brings everyone happiness
[16:42] Maria Eggplant
    Happiness!
[16:48] Konja Rap
    Not bad, lady, you brought the vibes
[16:50] Konja Rap
    You went full out and now I wanna jive
[16:53] Konja Rap
    It's all about energy and
    being humble with passion
[16:55] Konja Rap
    Your sweet melody filled
    the air in true fashion
[16:59] Konja Rap
    In a dark, dim world, such a beautiful angel
[17:02] Konja Rap
    Like you said, with song, change is able
[17:03] Konja Rap
    So I'll join the chorus! I'm Konja Rap!
[17:07] Yayoihime
    Great, now he's suddenly rapping.
[17:10] Konja Rap
    Your word is the verb, it spreads worldwide
[17:12] Gunma-chan
    Yay, yay, yay, yay!
[17:15] Yayoihime
    Gunma-chan, don't encourage him!
[17:19] Maria Eggplant
    Take a deep breath and sing
    loud so everyone will hear
[17:28] Gunma-chan
    Who's that?
[17:30] Maria Eggplant
    That's right, it's music, it's opera
[17:34] Maria Eggplant
    It can make anyone smile
[17:42] Maria Eggplant
    My name is Maria Eggplant
[17:49] Yayoihime
    Why do they always need to say their name?
[17:52] Gunma-chan
    Gunma-chan, I'm Gunma-chan!
[17:54] Yayoihime
    Stop! Before others join in!
[17:59] Haniwa A
    Can we join you?
[18:00] Haniwa B
    Can we join you?
[18:01] Haniwa C
    Can we join you?
[18:02] Haniwa D
    Can we join you?
[18:04] Haniwa E
    Can we join you?
[18:06] Yayoihime
    I'm guessing my luck for today is...
[18:09] Haniwas
    Bad luck today! Bad luck today!
    Bad luck today! Bad luck today!
[18:13] Yayoihime
    Stop!
[18:15] Haniwas
    Good luck tomorrow! Good luck tomorrow!
    Good luck tomorrow! Good luck tomorrow!
[18:20] Gunma-chan
    Great luck, good luck, somewhat good luck,
    small luck, hardly any luck, bad luck!
[18:23] Gunma-chan
    Great luck, good luck, somewhat good luck,
    small luck, hardly any luck, bad luck!
[18:26] Yayoihime
    Gunma-chan's a fortune nerd?!
[18:28] Darumas
    Daru-daru-daru-daru-ma!
[18:31] Yayoihime
    I knew it...
[18:33] Haniwas+Darumas
    Great luck, good luck, somewhat good luck,
    small luck, hardly any luck, bad luck!
[18:36] Haniwas+Darumas
    Great luck, good luck, somewhat good luck,
    small luck, hardly any luck, bad luck!
[18:40] Yayoihime
    This is chaos, pure chaos...
[18:44] Yayoihime
    I'm getting déjà vu...
[18:45] Gunma-chan+Haniwas+Darumas
    Great luck, good luck, somewhat good luck,
    small luck, hardly any luck, bad luck!
[18:49] Gunma-chan+Haniwas+Darumas
    Great luck, good luck, somewhat good luck,
    small luck, hardly any luck, bad luck!
[18:52] Yayoihime
    It's not that this
    is inherently bad, it's just...
[18:57] Yayoihime
    Stop!
[19:02] Yayoihime
    I get what everyone wants to say, but...
[19:05] Yayoihime
    Something irks me about
    how similar all your stances are.
[19:10] Yayoihime
    Especially when you're so adamant
    about freedom of expression!
[19:19] Servant A
    Songs flow with the times,
    as times float away with song...
[19:24] Servant A
    Let's listen in on the song
    of the Strawberry Princess, Yayoihime.
[19:28] Servant A
    This is "Strawberry".
[19:31] Yayoihime
    Sweet and tart is the way of life
[19:37] Yayoihime
    But my heart's berry remains ripe
[19:43] Yayoihime
    Someday, I'll meet the one
[19:50] Yayoihime
    Until then, I'll hand out berries
[19:56] Yayoihime
    That strawberry... that strawberry is...
[20:02] Yayoihime
    Yayoihime!
[20:06] Servant A
    Go, Gunma!
[20:08] Konja Rap
    That's awesome, man! Keep it up
[20:11] Konja Rap
    Sing your song and let go of the fight
[20:13] Konja Rap
    Use your vocal chops, not your karate chop
[20:16] Konja Rap
    Spread peace with song, only song battles
[20:18] Konja Rap
    Hey, say! Hey, what?!
[20:20] Maria Eggplant
    I shall sing forever
[20:24] Maria Eggplant
    Spread happiness to all with my song
[20:29] Yayoihime
    The life of a berry, that single life
[20:35] Haniwas+Darumas
    Great luck, good luck, somewhat good luck,
    small luck, hardly any luck, bad luck!
[20:38] Haniwas+Darumas
    Great luck, good luck, somewhat good luck,
    small luck, hardly any luck, bad luck!
[20:47] Gunma-chan
    Great luck, great luck,
    great luck, great luck
[20:50] Haniwas
    Good luck, good luck, good luck, good luck
[20:54] Darumas
    Hardly any luck, hardly any luck,
    hardly any luck, hardly any luck
[20:57] Konja Rap
    Hey, say! Hey, what?! Hey, say! Hey, what?!
[21:02] Maria Eggplant
    I want to sing forever with everyone!
[21:14] Narrator
    The power of song is truly incredible.
[21:16] Konja Rap
    Today was awesome! Gunma's awesome!
[21:20] All
    Thank you!
[21:23] Gunma-chan
    Song Power... 100%!
[22:59] Sign
    Next Episode
[23:02] Narrator
    What kind of snacks do you all like?
[23:05] Narrator
    Snacks actually have great benefits,
    like better focus or stress relief.
[23:12] Narrator
    When the human race finally
    meets aliens for the first time,
[23:16] Narrator
    what if we gifted them some handmade sweets?
[23:19] Narrator
    I bet we could become
    good friends right away.
[23:21] Narrator
    I hope you watch the next
    episode with some snacks!
[23:24] Sign
    Next Episode
[23:24] Sign
    Bing-Chan, from a Planet Far, Far Away
[23:24] Sign
    and two others
[23:25] Narrator
    Things are a little more happy
    with
Gunma-chan*.*
[23:29] Sign
    Gunma-chan Drawing Singalong
[23:29] Sign
    Gunma-chan Drawing Singalong
[23:31] Sign
    Gunma-chan Drawing Singalong.
[24:07] Sign
    Hello, Gunma-chan!
[24:10] Gunma-chan
    Hello!
[24:12] Sign
    Nacchan
[24:12] Sign
    (Age: 7, Chiba Prefecture)
[24:12] Sign
    Harupyon-chan
[24:12] Sign
    (Age: 5, Tokyo Prefecture)
[24:16] Gunma-chan
    Did you guys take the time to draw me?
[24:18] Sign
    Taniguchi Yune-chan
[24:18] Sign
    (Age: 6, Hyogo Prefecture)
[24:18] Sign
    Taikichi-chan
[24:18] Sign
    (Age: 6, Tokyo Prefecture)
[24:22] Gunma-chan
    Look at all those Gunma-chans!
[24:23] Sign
    Suzuki Yukari-chan
[24:23] Sign
    (Age: Unknown, Gunma Prefecture)
[24:23] Sign
    Jarinko Testu-chan
[24:23] Sign
    (Age: 19, Gunma Prefecture)
[24:27] Gunma-chan
    Aww, shucks!