# 11 - Haniwa's Majority Rules
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***SIGN*** Haniwa's Majority Rules
***SIGN*** Haniwa's Majority Rules
**[01:31] Gunma-chan**
*"Haniwa's Majority Rules."*
**[01:34] Haniwas**
Haniwa! Haniwa! Haniwa! Haniwa!
**[01:39] Haniwa A**
The Haniwa Genki Party request
the drawback of your statement!
**[01:43] Haniwas**
Drawback your statement!
**[01:45] Haniwa B**
The Genki Haniwa Party request
the drawback of your statement!
**[01:50] Haniwas**
Drawback your statement!
**[01:58] Gunma-chan**
Tru-tru po-po-ko-ni-nii hil-pi-pi-pi.
**[02:02] Haniwa A**
Oh, Gunma-chan!
**[02:04] Haniwa B**
Oh, Gunma-chan!
**[02:06] Gunma-chan**
That's me! Hello!
**[02:09] Haniwa A**
Hello!
**[02:11] Gunma-chan**
Hello!
**[02:12] Haniwa B**
Hello!
**[02:14] Gunma-chan**
What game are you guys playing?
**[02:16] Haniwa A**
We're not playing a game.
**[02:18] Haniwa B**
We're engaging in political debate.
**[02:21] Gunma-chan**
Political... de... bate...?
**[02:24] Gunma-chan**
That sounds hard...
**[02:25] Haniwa C**
Not at all, it's very simple.
**[02:27] Haniwa C**
All you have to do is gather supporters.
**[02:29] Haniwa D**
Gunma-chan, the Haniwa Tribe
is governed as a democracy.
**[02:34] Gunma-chan**
Umm...
**[02:37] Narrator**
* "Democracy" is when*
* sovereignty belongs to citizens,*
***SIGN*** Democracy
**[02:40] Narrator**
and they govern the State themselves
for their own interest,
**[02:44] Narrator**
guaranteeing their own freedom and equality.
**[02:48] Gunma-chan**
Demo... cracy. It's so difficult.
**[02:51] Haniwa C**
Not at all, it's very simple.
**[02:53] Haniwa C**
We decide on things with majority rules.
**[02:56] Gunma-chan**
Oh! That's easy!
**[02:59] Haniwa D**
"Politics" actually isn't that complicated.
**[03:02] Gunma-chan**
Got it!
**[03:03] Gunma-chan**
Kay, bye!
**[03:05] Haniwa A**
Wait! Now hang on one second!
**[03:09] Gunma-chan**
What is it?
**[03:10] Haniwa B**
Our State is currently...
**[03:13] Haniwa A**
Divided between the Haniwa Genki Party and...
**[03:15] Haniwa B**
the Genki Haniwa Party.
**[03:18] Gunma-chan**
Oh...
**[03:25] Gunma-chan**
You look the same.
**[03:27] Haniwa A**
How could you say that?!
**[03:28] Haniwa B**
We are *completely* different!
**[03:30] Gunma-chan**
Are you sure...?
**[03:31] Haniwa A/B**
An-y-wa-y!
**[03:34] Haniwa A**
Currently, our two parties have
the exact same number of members!
**[03:38] Haniwa B**
Which means there's no majority
and we can't decide on anything!
**[03:43] Gunma-chan**
Then how about you try
rock-paper-scissors or draw lots?
**[03:46] Haniwa C**
We can't do that!
It would be completely unfair!
**[03:48] Haniwa C**
It must be a clean process pledged
before God to be decided honorably!
**[03:55] Gunma-chan**
Then how about having Kofun-sama decide?
**[03:58] Haniwa D**
Kofun-sama is a symbol
of the Haniwa Tribe, he does not rule!
***SIGN*** Haniwa Constitution
**[04:03] Haniwa D**
It's stated as such in Article 1
of the Haniwa Constitution.
**[04:07] Haniwa D**
See, right here...
**[04:09] Gunma-chan**
Oh, okay...
**[04:11] Haniwa A**
With that said, we wanted you
to choose which party you'd like,
**[04:14] Haniwa A**
given that you're
an honorary Haniwa tribe member.
**[04:16] Gunma-chan**
I didn't know that! Honorary Haniwa?
**[04:20] Haniwa D**
Those who have visited
the Haniwa Village over three times are
**[04:23] Haniwa D**
automatically given
the title of "honorary Haniwa".
**[04:26] Haniwa D**
It's stated as such in Article 11
of the Haniwa Constitution.
**[04:29] Gunma-chan**
Ohh.
**[04:31] Haniwa A**
So Gunma-chan, which will it be?
With us, the Haniwa Genki Party?
**[04:34] Haniwa B**
Or with us, the Genki Haniwa Party?
**[04:38] Haniwa C**
It's very important.
**[04:40] Haniwa D**
Think very hard before you choose.
**[04:44] Gunma-chan**
I-I don't know, it's too hard...
**[04:46] Gunma-chan**
Umm... Umm...
**[04:54] Gunma-chan**
They're basically the same!
**[04:55] Haniwa A**
Gunma-chan!
**[04:57] Haniwa A**
We are organizing with the objective
of governing under Haniwa, for the Haniwa, as Haniwa!
**[05:02] Haniwa B**
The heavens create no one Haniwa higher
or lower than any other Haniwa!
**[05:06] Haniwa C**
To create a world where
Haniwa live well with a well of
**[05:09] Haniwa C**
honey water and yell "Haniwa-ha-ha!"
**[05:11] Haniwa D**
A world of progress
that realizes a society where
**[05:13] Haniwa D**
all Haniwa can hold hands in a safe
and secure Haniwa society!
***SIGN*** "This is all fictional.
It won't actually happen."
**[05:17] Haniwa A**
If you join us, Gunma-chan,
**[05:19] Haniwa A**
we'll put you at the top
of our Haniwa Pyramid!
**[05:22] Gunma-chan**
Really?!
***SIGN*** Yaki-manju
Yaki-manju
**[05:24] Haniwa B**
But we have our own festivals
that puts out original food booths everyday.
**[05:28] Haniwa B**
Woohoo!
**[05:30] Gunma-chan**
That sounds nice!
**[05:32] Haniwa C**
You're luring him with stuff!
**[05:34] Haniwa D**
Well you're benefitting off illegal profit!
**[05:38] Narrator**
* Gunma-chan's found himself*
* in another pickle, but...*
**[05:46] Gunma-chan**
Gunma Power!
**[05:54] Haniwa A**
Come to think of it,
how childish of us... I apologize.
**[05:58] Haniwa B**
No, it was us who got
too worked up. Forgive us.
**[06:03] Gunma-chan**
I'm glad you made up!
**[06:05] Gunma-chan**
What was it you were trying
to decide, anyway?
**[06:09] Haniwa C**
It's something crucial to us Haniwa...
**[06:13] Haniwa D**
It's actually about...
**[06:17] Haniwa A**
Fried eggs at breakfast should
*always* be eaten with soy sauce,
**[06:22] Haniwa A**
if you ask the Haniwa Genki Party!
***SIGN*** Sauce
**[06:24] Haniwa B**
Fried eggs at breakfast should *always* be
eaten with Worcestershire sauce,
**[06:28] Haniwa B**
if you ask the Genki Haniwa Party!
**[06:30] Haniwa C/D**
Which one are you, Gunma-chan?!
**[06:34] Gunma-chan**
...Whichever, really.
**[06:36] Haniwas**
Whaaaa?! Unbelievable!
***SIGN*** A few days later
**[06:45] Haniwas**
We request a formal apology!
**[06:53] Gunma-chan**
Tru-tru po-po-ko-ni-nii hil-pi-pi-p...
**[06:56] Haniwas**
Gunma-chan!
**[06:58] Gunma-chan**
What is it?
**[07:01] Haniwa A**
The Haniwa Genki Party request
the drawback of your statement!
**[07:05] Haniwa B**
The Genki Haniwa Party request
the drawback of your statement!
**[07:10] Haniwa C**
The Shin-Haniwa Genki Party request
the drawback of your statement!
**[07:14] Haniwa D**
The Shin-Genki Haniwa Party request
the drawback of your statement!
**[07:20] Haniwa A**
Since then, each party split
and we now have four parties.
**[07:25] Gunma-chan**
Huh?
**[07:25] Haniwas**
Join our party!
**[07:28] Gunma-chan**
Ughh...
**[07:30] Haniwas**
Join our party!
**[07:33] Gunma-chan**
You should try
rock-paper-scissors or draw lots!
**[07:41] Haniwa A**
Who knew Gunma-chan
was so fast at running...
**[07:45] Haniwa B**
He could definitely seed
at the next Haniwa Super Field Day.
**[07:50] Narrator**
* Having so many different positions may be a*
* good sign that democracy is alive and well.*
**[07:56] Narrator**
* After this, the Haniwa Tribe decided to draw*
* lots when there's an even split of votes.*
**[08:03] Gunma-chan**
Haniwa Power... 100%!
***SIGN*** Haniwa Boat Race
***SIGN*** Haniwa Boat Race
**[08:10] Gunma-chan**
*"Haniwa Boat Race."*
**[08:14] Narrator**
* Today, Gunma-chan is visiting*
* the boat race stadium with his uncle.*
***SIGN*** Haniwa Boat Race Stadium
**[08:19] Akio**
Another sunny day in Gunma!
**[08:22] Gunma-chan**
Sure is!
**[08:24] (Flashback) Akio**
I won...!
**[08:26] (Flashback) Akio**
Gunma-chan, I was wrong!
**[08:27] (Flashback) Akio**
When you dropped your ice cream,
I bought the wrong ticket!
**[08:30] (Flashback) Gunma-chan**
Oh, no! I'm sorry.
**[08:32] (Flashback) Akio**
No, no.
**[08:33] (Flashback) Akio**
It's wrong, but it's right!
**[08:35] (Flashback) Akio**
We won!
**[08:36] (Flashback) Gunma-chan**
Really? Yay.
**[08:40] (Flashback) Akio**
I did it!
**[08:43] Akio**
It's sure nice being out
with you, Gunma-chan!
**[08:46] Gunma-chan**
Sure is!
**[08:47] Akio**
Alright, let's go win!
**[08:50] Gunma-chan**
Win what?
**[08:52] Akio**
Win our bet for the order
of the Haniwa Boat Race!
**[08:55] Akio**
By the time we leave today,
your uncle's gonna be filthy rich!
**[08:58] Akio**
Hahaha!
**[09:00] Gunma-chan**
That's cool.
**[09:02] Gan-san**
Come on up, folks!
**[09:03] Gan-san**
Let's have another great betting day!
**[09:05] Gan-san**
Gather 'round, y'all.
**[09:07] Gan-san**
I'm about to list up some winners.
**[09:09] Customer**
Gan-san's predictions really are spot on.
**[09:11] Gunma-chan**
What's that guy doing?
**[09:14] Akio**
That's what you call a "tipster".
**[09:16] Akio**
His job is to predict the race winners.
**[09:19] Gunma-chan**
Wow, there are so many jobs in the world.
**[09:22] Akio**
No need for a pro like me
that always bets it right.
**[09:27] Akio**
Hahaha!
***SIGN*** Race
**[09:31] Announcer**
* Here comes Boat No. 1*
* with the advance in our first race!*
**[09:35] Announcer**
* Please wait as we confirm*
* the finishing order from 1st to 4th place.*
**[09:39] Akio**
Let's grab a bite to eat first.
**[09:41] Akio**
They say an army marches on its stomach.
**[09:44] Gunma-chan**
Yay!
***SIGN*** Yakisoba
***SIGN*** Himokawa Platter
***SIGN*** Sashimi Tempura Platter
***SIGN*** Chicken Thighs
**[09:47] Akio**
So what will it be?
***SIGN*** Ramen
***SIGN*** Yakisoba
***SIGN*** Himokawa
Platter
***SIGN*** Sashimi
Tempura
Platter
***SIGN*** Chicken
Thighs
***SIGN*** Tekka-don
***SIGN*** Return here
***SIGN*** Ramen set
***SIGN*** Sauce-don
***SIGN*** Motsu-don
***SIGN*** Curry-don
***SIGN*** Lemon
***SIGN*** Strawberry
***SIGN*** Red Bean
***SIGN*** Chocolate
***SIGN*** Banana
**[09:49] Akio**
You can get anything you want.
**[09:51] Akio**
Your uncle's gonna get the hire-katsu
and sauce katsu-don!
**[09:54] Akio**
We're gonna win today!
**[09:56] Gunma-chan**
I'll get the ramen set.
**[09:58] Akio**
It comes with a mini-don.
**[10:00] Akio**
Do you want the sauce, motsu, or curry?
**[10:03] Gunma-chan**
Curry!
**[10:06] Akio**
Let's dig in.
**[10:08] Gunma-chan**
Thank you for this meal!
**[10:12] Gunma-chan**
Yum, so good!
**[10:18] Akio**
Awesome!
**[10:20] Akio**
But we can eat something
even better on our way home!
**[10:24] Akio**
Hahaha!
***SIGN*** Uncle's Racing Story
**[10:27] Narrator**
* Unfortunately, Uncle Akio's*
* boat ticket didn't win.*
**[10:30] Narrator**
* Not a regular win,*
* or a place-show, or an exacta,*
**[10:33] Narrator**
* quinella, trifecta, trio,*
* or even a quinella-place.*
**[10:39] (Flashback) Akio**
Win our bet for the order
of the Haniwa Boat Race!
**[10:42] (Flashback) Akio**
By the time we leave today,
your uncle's gonna be filthy rich!
**[10:45] (Flashback) Akio**
Hahaha!
**[10:47] (Flashback) Akio**
No need for a pro like me
that always bets it right.
**[10:52] (Flashback) Akio**
Hahaha!
**[10:55] (Flashback) Akio**
But we can eat something
even better on our way home!
**[10:59] (Flashback) Akio**
Hahaha!
**[11:01] Akio**
Wrong, so wrong, all wrong...
**[11:05] Gunma-chan**
Uncle, Uncle!
**[11:08] Gunma-chan**
Boat races are fun.
**[11:10] Akio**
Gunma-chan, let's go home...
**[11:13] Gunma-chan**
But I'm having fun.
**[11:17] Akio**
The goddess Victoria
won't be smiling upon me today.
**[11:22] Gunma-chan**
Oh, really...
**[11:24] Akio**
At this rate, we won't be able to
afford train tickets home.
**[11:28] Gan-san**
Alright, folks. Today's final race.
**[11:30] Gan-san**
I'm guessing y'all are here
because you lost all day.
**[11:34] Customer**
That was uncalled for.
**[11:35] Gan-san**
My bad, my bad.
**[11:37] Gan-san**
But you know!
**[11:37] Gan-san**
If you had just listened to me
from the start, you wouldn't be here.
**[11:42] Gan-san**
Wanna see my predictions for the last race?
**[11:50] Customer**
He was right!
**[11:52] Gan-san**
Told ya!
**[11:53] Gan-san**
You were stingy with paying a little
bit of money and look at all you've lost.
**[11:58] Gan-san**
Y'all spent the little money
you had on your own gut feelings
**[12:01] Gan-san**
and now you can barely afford
to ride the train home.
**[12:05] Gan-san**
But the good news is you can still
win big in the last race and
**[12:07] Gan-san**
strut on back home with some extra cash.
**[12:10] Customer A**
I'm in!
**[12:11] Customer B**
I'm in, too!
**[12:12] Customer C**
Let me see your picks!
**[12:12] Customer D**
I'm counting on you!
**[12:13] Customer E**
Count me in!
**[12:14] Akio**
I'm in!
**[12:15] Gunma-chan**
Wha?
***SIGN*** Gan-san
**[12:19] Akio**
Gunma-chan, you wait here with Gan-san!
**[12:29] Gunma-chan**
Hey, Gan-san?
**[12:31] Gan-san**
What is it?
**[12:32] Gunma-chan**
Are your predictions actually right?
***SIGN*** Gan-san
***SIGN*** Gan-san
**[12:41] Gan-san**
You're one to cut to the chase, kid.
**[12:44] Gunma-chan**
It's not "kid", I'm Gunma-chan.
**[12:46] Gan-san**
Gunma-chan.
**[12:47] Gunma-chan**
Yup.
**[12:48] Gan-san**
If all of my race predictions came true,
**[12:51] Gan-san**
I'd be a millionaire by now
with my own boat tickets, wouldn't I?
**[12:54] Gunma-chan**
Yeah.
**[12:55] Gan-san**
You catch on quick.
**[12:57] Gan-san**
So, I guess you could call me
a fortune teller of sorts.
**[13:01] Gan-san**
Sometimes I get it right,
sometimes I get it wrong.
**[13:03] Gunma-chan**
Oh...
**[13:05] Gan-san**
In fact, I'd say
I'm wrong more often than not.
**[13:09] Gunma-chan**
Huh.
**[13:10] Gan-san**
You see, I sell dreams.
**[13:13] Gan-san**
I sell dreams to adults who want to dream.
**[13:16] Gunma-chan**
Wow! That's a *great* job!
**[13:19] Gan-san**
Well I think you're great for thinking that.
***SIGN*** Gan-san
**[13:23] Gunma-chan**
That's good.
**[13:26] Gan-san**
Alright, better get packing.
**[13:27] Gan-san**
I don't wanna be here
when losing customers come ba...
**[13:31] Akio**
Hey!
**[13:34] Gan-san**
Aw, crap!
**[13:35] Akio**
I-I can't believe it!
**[13:37] Gan-san**
Sorry, bud...
**[13:39] Gan-san**
You win some, you lose some.
**[13:40] Gan-san**
It was nice while it lasted, right?
**[13:42] Akio**
N-N-No, no.
**[13:44] Akio**
I won! I won big time!
**[13:47] Akio**
You're my... Victoria...
**[13:50] Gan-san**
I'm a man, but okay...
**[13:52] Gunma-chan**
That's right!
**[13:56] Akio**
What a great day.
**[13:58] Gunma-chan**
It sure was.
**[14:00] Akio**
In life, you win some and you lose some,
but it sure is fun to win.
**[14:05] Gunma-chan**
That's good.
**[14:07] Akio**
By the way, Gunma-chan.
**[14:09] Gunma-chan**
What is it?
**[14:10] Akio**
What we did today is our little secret.
**[14:13] Gunma-chan**
Okay.
**[14:14] Akio**
I guess you could say, "I went
to see motor sports with Uncle today".
**[14:17] Gunma-chan**
Oh, that's okay?
**[14:19] Akio**
A-okay! "Ari-ori-haberi-imasokari"!
**[14:23] Gunma-chan**
"Ari-ori-haberi-imasokari"!
**[14:25] Narrator**
*"Ari-ori-haberi-imasokari".*
***SIGN*** Irregular Conjugation of
the "Ra" Column
***SIGN*** Ari
***SIGN*** Ori
***SIGN*** Haberi
***SIGN*** Imasokari
**[14:29] Narrator**
* This is a play on words of the irregular conjugation*
* of the "ra" column in the Japanese syllabary.*
**[14:32] Narrator**
* It can be fun to recite*
* at the end of a good day.*
**[14:35] Gunma-chan/Akio**
"Ari-ori-haberi-imasokari"!
**[14:39] Gunma-chan/Akio**
"Ari-ori-haberi-imasokari"!
**[14:43] Gunma-chan**
Uncle Power... 100%!
***SIGN*** Gunma-chan Gets Sick
***SIGN*** Gunma-chan Gets Sick
**[14:50] Gunma-chan**
*"Gunma-chan Gets Sick."*
**[14:53] Gunma-chan**
*Cough-cough*.
**[14:55] Narrator**
* Oh, no. It looks like*
* Gunma-chan isn't feeling well.*
**[14:58] Gunma-chan**
*Cough-cough*.
**[15:00] Narrator**
*Are you okay?*
**[15:02] Gunma-chan**
I have a fever.
**[15:03] Narrator**
*Looks like it might be the flu.*
**[15:05] Gunma-chan**
I don't feel good.
**[15:07] Narrator**
*It can be hard to watch,*
**[15:09] Narrator**
* but anyone who's alive can catch the flu*
* at some point in their life.*
**[15:12] Gunma-chan**
It stinks!
**[15:14] Gunma-chan**
*Cough-cough*.
**[15:15] Gunma-chan**
Oh well...
**[15:16] Gunma-chan**
Since no one's here,
I can take off my mask...
**[15:19] Narrator**
*Hang on!*
**[15:22] Narrator**
Hello.
**[15:24] Gunma-chan**
Hello. *Cough-cough*.
**[15:26] Narrator**
Since I'm your imaginary friend,
**[15:30] Narrator**
let me show you
the curious nature of viruses.
**[15:34] Gunma-chan**
Viruses?
**[15:35] Narrator**
That's right. Here we go!
**[15:43] Gunma-chan**
Wait, what happened?
**[15:45] Narrator**
We've just entered the world of free
and cool expression in Japanese animation.
**[15:49] Gunma-chan**
Whoa, cool.
**[15:52] Narrator**
Anyways.
**[15:54] Narrator**
Do you know how people catch the flu
and show symptoms like fever and coughing?
**[15:59] Gunma-chan**
Nope.
**[16:01] Narrator**
It's all because of viruses.
**[16:04] Narrator**
Viruses are matter too tiny
to see with your eyes.
***SIGN*** What are viruses?
***SIGN*** What are viruses?
***SIGN*** What are viruses?
***SIGN*** What are viruses?
***SIGN*** What are viruses?
***SIGN*** What are viruses?
***SIGN*** What are viruses?
***SIGN*** What are viruses?
***SIGN*** What are viruses?
***SIGN*** What are viruses?
***SIGN*** What are viruses?
***SIGN*** What are viruses?
***SIGN*** What are viruses?
***SIGN*** What are viruses?
**[16:08] Narrator**
Bacteria are small as well,
but they are unicellular organisms.
***SIGN*** Bacteria
***SIGN*** Virus
**[16:12] Narrator**
Viruses are much smaller.
**[16:16] Gunma-chan**
That's real small!
**[16:18] Narrator**
These viruses actually
can't survive on their own.
**[16:23] Gunma-chan**
Then how do they live?
**[16:25] Narrator**
They enter into other creatures
and multiply to make more of their own.
**[16:29] Gunma-chan**
Multiply?
**[16:31] Narrator**
Yes.
**[16:32] Narrator**
There's only one objective for viruses:
**[16:35] Narrator**
To multiply.
**[16:37] Gunma-chan**
Hey, you multiplied!
**[16:38] Narrator**
We often hear of "flu
epidemics" on the news, right?
**[16:43] Narrator**
That's viruses multiplying among themselves.
**[16:45] Gunma-chan**
That's scary.
**[16:47] Narrator**
Science today doesn't
consider viruses organisms.
***SIGN*** Bacteria
***SIGN*** Virus
**[16:52] Narrator**
Compared to the typical size of bacteria,
it's a much smaller agent
**[16:56] Narrator**
consisting of
95% protein and 5% RNA.
**[17:03] Gunma-chan**
I can't believe something so small
was making me feel so bad.
**[17:07] Narrator**
Right! Isn't it amazing?!
**[17:11] Narrator**
This is a virus.
**[17:13] Gunma-chan**
Hello, virus-san.
**[17:15] Virus**
Hello.
**[17:16] Narrator**
Of course, on its own,
it can't do much harm.
**[17:20] Narrator**
But once it enters the body...
**[17:23] Gunma-chan**
Eeek!
**[17:25] Narrator**
When it enters a living host,
the virus begins multiplying and
**[17:30] Narrator**
evolves like a living organism.
**[17:33] Narrator**
Even though it doesn't have the structure of
a cell and isn't a living organism itself.
**[17:37] Gunma-chan**
So it's not alive, but it is? Weird!
**[17:41] Narrator**
The primary structure of a virus
is genetic material and genome
**[17:45] Narrator**
enclosed in a protein
aggregate called the "capsid".
**[17:52] Narrator**
The flu virus is what causes
symptoms like cold shivers, fever,
**[17:56] Narrator**
muscle pain, and sluggishness.
**[18:01] Gunma-chan**
That's so scary!
**[18:03] Narrator**
Once infected,
**[18:05] Narrator**
medicine likely has little effect
if not taken within the first 48 hours.
**[18:10] Gunma-chan**
Oh yeah! So why do we wear masks?
**[18:13] Narrator**
Masks aren't necessarily
for our own prevention,
**[18:16] Narrator**
but rather to make sure we
don't infect others with viruses.
**[18:19] Gunma-chan**
Really?
**[18:20] Narrator**
That's right.
**[18:22] Narrator**
What do you think is most important
in preventing viruses to enter our body?
**[18:27] Gunma-chan**
Umm... Oh!
**[18:29] Gunma-chan**
Don't see anyone and don't talk!
**[18:32] Narrator**
Not quite!
**[18:33] Narrator**
The best prevention is washing your hands.
**[18:36] Gunma-chan**
Washing your hands?
**[18:37] Narrator**
The cell membrane of the flu virus
is made of phospholipids,
***SIGN*** Phospholipid
**[18:42] Narrator**
and its weakness is soap, which helps
to break down that composition.
**[18:45] Narrator**
When we wash our hands with soap,
***SIGN*** Take your time and wash thoroughly!
**[18:47] Narrator**
the infectivity of viruses
decreases dramatically.
**[18:50] Gunma-chan**
So washing our hands is important.
**[18:52] Narrator**
That's right.
**[18:54] Narrator**
Disinfecting sprays also have
the same effect.
**[18:57] Narrator**
But once you're infected,
it's best to rest and get plenty of sleep.
**[19:03] Narrator**
It's also important to drink
fluids like tea, juice, or soup.
**[19:08] Gunma-chan**
Then I'll drink a bunch of juice.
**[19:10] Narrator**
Go right on ahead.
**[19:11] Narrator**
So to recap, wash your hands
frequently to prevent infections,
**[19:15] Narrator**
and wear masks to prevent spreading
infections you may have to others.
**[19:20] Gunma-chan**
Wash hands to protect yourself,
and wear masks to protect others.
**[19:26] Narrator**
That's right!
**[19:28] Gunma-chan**
It's weird that cells
are organisms, but viruses aren't.
**[19:33] Narrator**
They aren't in how we describe things today,
**[19:36] Narrator**
but our understanding
may change in the future.
**[19:43] Virus**
Hahahaha!
**[19:45] Virus**
We're here to multiply
and make more of our own!
**[19:48] Virus**
We can even mutate and become stronger
viruses as we multiply, you know.
**[19:54] Virus**
Aren't ya scared?!
**[19:55] Gunma-chan**
Wahh!
**[19:59] Gunma-chan**
Gunma Power!
**[20:04] Virus**
We're not living organisms,
so Gunma Power won't work on us!
**[20:10] Virus**
Humans always say their
gonna "fight us off",
**[20:14] Virus**
but we're here for one reason only!
**[20:17] Virus**
To multiply!
**[20:20] Gunma-chan**
Eek!
**[20:21] Narrator**
Gunma-chan!
**[20:22] Narrator**
Here! It's soap!
**[20:28] Virus**
Ahh!
**[20:30] Virus**
Fine. We'll spare you
for today. But remember...
**[20:33] Virus**
So long as there's organisms,
we won't go away...
**[20:39] Narrator**
There's still lots we
don't know about viruses.
**[20:42] Narrator**
Some even coexist with organisms.
**[20:45] Narrator**
They really are a mysterious substance.
**[20:47] Gunma-chan**
Wow, it's cool that there's
so much we don't know.
**[20:51] Gunma-chan**
Oh!
**[20:52] Gunma-chan**
*Cough-cough*.
**[20:57] Gunma-chan's Mom**
How are you doing, Gunma-chan?
**[21:00] Gunma-chan**
I'd like some orange juice, please.
**[21:02] Gunma-chan's Mom**
Sure thing. Hang on.
**[21:08] Narrator**
Feel better soon and get back
to your usual self!
**[21:12] Gunma-chan**
Okay!
**[21:14] Narrator**
I hope you all are also careful
to wear masks and wash your hands
**[21:17] Narrator**
so that viruses don't enter your body.
**[21:21] Gunma-chan**
I hope so, too!
**[21:23] Gunma-chan**
Prevention Power... 100%!
***SIGN*** Next Episode
**[23:02] Narrator**
*Do you all know about who I am?*
**[23:05] Narrator**
* As you know, I'm the Narrator,*
* but if I were to ever meet you,*
**[23:09] Narrator**
*I'd say, "Nice to meet you".*
**[23:12] Narrator**
* Oh, and in that instance,*
* I won't look like a Haniwa.*
**[23:15] Narrator**
* I'll probably look very different*
* from what you'd expect.*
**[23:17] Narrator**
* I may be a singing,*
* dancing, fried tofu fritter.*
**[23:20] Narrator**
* But all that's just fine.*
* Appearance and form don't matter.*
**[23:23] Narrator**
*We can start with, "Nice to meet you".*
**[23:26] Narrator**
*Things are a little more happy
with* Gunma-chan*.*
***SIGN*** Next Episode
***SIGN*** Konja Rap Appears!
***SIGN*** and two others!
**[24:07] ---**
Hello, Gunma-chan!
**[24:10] Gunma-chan**
Hello!