6 - Grandpa and Grandma on Their Honeymoon: Tokyo Arc

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[00:01] Ine
    We could stop in Tokyo on our
    way to Atami, don't you think?
SIGN    Tokyo
SIGN    Atami Gourmet Tour
[00:05] Shouzou
    We can go see Akemi, too.
[00:07] Ine
    That means we'll be taking the
    sleeper train from Aomori Station.
[00:10] Ine
    I can't wait!
[00:12] Shouzou
    Playing cards and drinking sake...
SIGN    Sake
[00:14] Shouta
    The sleeper train isn't in
    regular operation anymore.
[00:18] Shouzou
    What?
[00:19] Shouta
    Everyone uses the shinkansen now.
SIGN    0 hours
[00:22] Shouta
    From Shin-Aomori Station to Tokyo
    Station takes three hours.
SIGN    1 hour
SIGN    2 hours
SIGN    3 hours
[00:25] Ine
    Stop joking around.
SIGN    0 hours
SIGN    1 hour
SIGN    2 hours
[00:27] Ine
    From what I remember, it takes
    over eight hours by train.
SIGN    3 hours
SIGN    4 hours
SIGN    5 hours
SIGN    6 hours
SIGN    7 hours
SIGN    8 hours
[00:31] Shouta
    No, it isn't a joke.
[00:35] Shouzou; Ine
    Three hours?
[00:36] Shouta
    Are you sure this is okay? Them
    consulting me about their honeymoon?
[00:40] Mino
    It's fine! It's going really well!
[00:43] Mino
    Shouta-kun, you went to
    Tokyo with the soccer team,
[00:46] Mino
    so it's super reassuring to have you here!
[00:48] Shouta
    But, even without me around, your
    grandpa and grandma will be fine.
[00:52] Shouzou
    You have to hold a watermelon over your
    head when you go through in Tokyo.
[00:57] Mino
    See? They're totally not fine.
[01:01] Shouta
    Um, do you know anyone in Tokyo?
[01:04] Shouzou
    Our daughter and her husband are
    there, but she seems busy with work.
[01:09] Shouzou
    If we had someone with us who could show
    us around Tokyo, it would be a big help.
[01:13] Ine
    But Yoshiaki and the others
    have work. What will we do?
[01:17] Shouzou
    Someone who knows a lot about Tokyo.
[01:19] Ine
    Someone who understands our situation.
[01:21] Mino
    Someone we can trust.
[01:23] Shouta
    Huh? Wait!
[01:25] Shouta
    You're joking, aren't you?
[01:27] Mino
    If Shouta-kun is going to
    Tokyo, I want to go too.
[01:31] Ine
    A honeymoon with the
    grandkids. That's not bad.
[01:35] Shouta
    Please calm yourselves! All three of you!
[01:42] Shouta
    I'm not your grandson or anything.
[01:46] Shouzou
    Shouta-kun...
[01:48] Shouzou
    A date with Mino in Tokyo.
[01:55] Shouta
    I'll try asking my grandpa about it.
[01:58] Heisuke
    I see.
[02:03] Heisuke
    And...
[02:04] Heisuke
    you really think I'd go along with this?!
[02:06] Shouzou
    It's no good, then?
[02:08] Heisuke
    No, it's not!
[02:10] Mino
    Hello!
[02:13] Mino
    It's nice to meet you.
[02:14] Mino
    I'm in the same class as Shouta-kun.
    My name is Saitou Mino.
[02:21] Shouzou
    Who's this?
[02:22] Shouzou
    My granddaughter Mino.
[02:24] Shouzou
    She'll be joining us on this trip.
[02:27] Mino
    If Shouta-kun could come with Grandpa
    and Grandma, it would be so reassuring,
[02:32] Mino
    so I came to ask you myself.
[02:39] Heisuke
    My grandson's brought a bride home!
[02:45] Mino
    B-Bride?!
SIGN    Shouta-kun's
    participation
    assured
[02:47] Heisuke
    My grandson isn't good for much, but
    I hope you take good care of him.
[02:50] Shouta
    It's not like that, grandpa!
    She's a friend! A friend!
[02:54] Heisuke
    So, when's the ceremony?
SIGN    So, when's the
    ceremony?
SIGN    I said
    it's not
    like that!
[02:55] Shouta
    I said it's not like that!
SIGN    Grandpa and Grandma
    Turn Young Again
SIGN    Episode 6
SIGN    Grandpa and Grandma on Their Honeymoon
SIGN    Tokyo Arc
[04:29] Ine; Shouzou
    "Grandpa and Grandma on
    Their Honeymoon: Tokyo Arc."
SIGN    Central Food Market
SIGN    Wednesday Market All Shops Discounted
[04:34] Ine; internal
    When you think of things to eat on a train...
SIGN    Daigaku Imo
[04:37] Ine; internal
    it has to be...
[04:39] Kaccha
    Here, your daigaku imo.
[04:41] Ine
    Thank you, Kaccha!
[04:43] Kaccha
    Good t'see you here, Ine. Been a while
    since you've come to the station.
[04:48] Ine
    It has. I was shocked to see
    how much the area has changed.
[04:51] Ine
    Still...
[04:54] Ine
    this place sure is quiet.
[04:56] Kaccha
    'S the times. This store
    hasn't got long either.
SIGN    Daigaku Imo
[05:00] Kaccha
    That's enough of such dark talk.
[05:03] Kaccha
    Take care gettin' home now.
[05:04] Ine
    I will. I'll come back sometime.
[05:08] Kaccha
    What's wrong?
[05:10] Ine
    I don't like simply getting
    swallowed up by the times.
[05:14] Ine
    Why don't we try fighting it just a little?
[05:17] crowd 1
    A hundred grams of daigaku imo, please.
[05:20] Kaccha; internal
    I'm gettin' more customers all of a sudden.
[05:22] Kaccha; internal
    What's goin' on?
[05:24] crowd 2
    I saw the person standing outside
    the market and got curious.
[05:28] Kaccha
    Outside the market?
SIGN    Munch
SIGN    Munch
[05:34] crowd 3
    She's gorgeous.
[05:35] crowd 4
    Do you think she's a model?
SIGN    Munch Munch
[05:38] crowd 5
    Say, why don't we go buy
    some of those daigaku imo?
[05:41] Ine; internal
    They're freshly made, y'know?
SIGN    I love
    sweet things.
     I love
    daigaku imo.
[05:45] Ine
    I love sweet things. I love daigaku imo.
[05:48] Kaccha
    Thank you.
SIGN    60 years
     ago
SIGN    Aomori
    Station
[05:52] (Flashback) Shouzou
    Look after your health, won't ya?
[05:55] (Flashback) Tsutomu
    Shouzou, if ya want to make
    some money, come to Tokyo!
[06:01] (Flashback) Shouzou
    Take care!
[06:03] Shouzou; internal
    I'm always the one seeing people off.
[06:06] Shouzou; internal
    I said that Tokyo wouldn't suit me,
[06:10] Shouzou; internal
    but the truth is...
[06:11] Shouzou; internal
    I wanted to go to Tokyo, too.
[06:14] Ine
    ...npda.
[06:15] Ine
    Grandpa.
SIGN    Shin-Aomori Station
[06:18] Shouzou
    Sorry. I'm just so excited
    that I'm in a bit of a daze.
SIGN    Munch
     Munch
[06:22] Ine
    We've reached the station. Come on. Hurry up.
[06:25] Yoshiaki
    Well, be careful out there, Mino, Shouta-kun.
[06:27] Yoshiaki
    And have fun.
[06:29] Shouta
    Thank you, sir.
SIGN    RUMMMMMBLE
[06:35] Yoshiaki
    Shouta-kun, if anything should
    happen to my daughter...
[06:38] Shouta
    I understand!
[06:40] Ine
    Grandpa, you've never been to Tokyo?
[06:44] Shouzou
    That's right. I've never once left
    this prefecture since I was born.
[06:48] Ine
    It's all because I ruined my health.
[06:52] Ine
    I'm sorry.
[06:53] Shouzou
    It isn't your fault, Grandma.
[06:57] Ine
    Come, Grandpa.
[06:59] Ine
    Allow me to escort you.
[07:05] Shouzou
    Thanks, Grandma.
[07:08] Mino
    Wait, you two!
[07:10] Shouta
    That train is going to Hokkaido!
[07:13] Mino
    The train we're taking boards on this side!
[07:16] Shouzou
    We nearly went through the Seikan Tunnel.
[07:19] Yoshiaki
    I'm worried.
[07:25] Shouzou; internal
    This is much too fast!
[07:27] Shouta
    Saitou-san, would you like a snack?
[07:30] Mino
    I'd love some!
[07:32] Ine
    How many kilometers an hour does this go?
[07:34] Shouta
    Three hundred.
[07:36] Ine
    Three hundred?!
[07:37] Shouzou
    When will we be able to see Mt. Fuji?
[07:40] Shouzou
    I think that's probably on a different line.
[07:44] Mino
    Grandpa, Grandma, you're not
    in your young forms today.
[07:47] Shouzou
    We're using our silver
    discount for this shinkansen.
[07:50] Shouzou
    We thought there might be misunderstandings
    if we looked younger.
[07:55] train announcement
    Next, Sendai. Sendai.
SIGN    The next station is Sendai.
[07:57] Ine
    We've already reached Miyagi?
[07:59] Shouzou
    We should probably do our usual thing soon.
[08:03] Ine
    Then, good night.
[08:04] Shouzou
    We're going to sleep for a little
    while. Please don't wake us.
[08:11] train announcement
    Arriving in Tokyo. Tokyo.
[08:14] Mino
    They're finally getting to go on a trip.
    Sleeping through it is such a shame!
[08:18] Shouta
    Do you think they're already tired?
[08:20] Mino
    Grandpa, Grandma, we're nearly there!
[08:23] Ine
    This way, we boarded as
    elderly people, right?
[08:28] Shouzou
    It's amazing that we can travel
    to Tokyo in such comfort.
[08:35] Shouzou
    We should prepare to get off the train.
[08:38] Shouta
    Saitou-san, there really is something
    weird about your grandparents!
[08:42] Mino
    You're only saying that now?
SIGN    Did we have
     passengers
     like them?
[08:44] attendant
    Did we have passengers like them?
SIGN    Shibuya
SIGN    Arakawa
    River
SIGN    Shinagawa
SIGN    Setagaya
SIGN    Musashi-Sakai
SIGN    Tama River
[08:49] Mino
    Grandpa, Grandma, we should go to
    Musashi-Sakai, where Auntie Akemi lives.
SIGN    Tokyo
SIGN    Shibuya
[08:53] Mino
    Shouta-kun is going to visit his
    grandma on his mother's side.
[08:58] Akemi
    Is it true that Mother and the
    others are coming to visit me?
[09:02] Akemi
    And saying that they've turned young again...
[09:04] Akemi
    Big Brother, are you sure something
    isn't wrong with your head?
SIGN    Daughter
    Akemi
[09:07] Akemi
    With such a weak constitution, Mother
    couldn't possibly come to Tokyo.
[09:12] Yoshiaki
    Akemi, your voice sounds nasal.
    Have you caught a cold?
[09:15] Akemi
    This doesn't bother me at all.
    Don't worry about me.
[09:20] Akemi; internal
    Falling ill just when Mother is
    coming to visit is just pathetic.
[09:24] Akemi; internal
    I even used some paid time off for this.
[09:27] Akemi
    At times like this, she used to
    make okayu for me, didn't she?
[09:32] (Flashback) Ine
    Here, Akemi. Say, "ah."
[09:37] Akemi; internal
    Mother was always kind,
[09:40] Akemi; internal
    but when I stayed home from school
    because of a cold, she was even kinder.
[09:44] Akemi; internal
    It was like spending time in paradise.
[09:48] Ine
    Akemi, are you alive?
[09:50] Akemi; internal
    But I can't lean on Mother
    like I did back then anymore.
[09:56] Akemi; internal
    Oh, this is bad. I'm seeing hallucinations
    of Mother the way she used to be.
[10:03] Ine
    Good morning, Akemi.
[10:05] Akemi
    Wait, who are you? What's going on?
[10:07] Akemi
    Mother from the past? Am I dead?
[10:09] Mino
    Auntie, I'm still alive.
[10:12] Ine
    The explanation took an hour.
SIGN    The explanation
    took an hour.
SIGN    We ate a golden apple
     and turned young again.
[10:17] Ine
    I'm sorry that we came at a time
    when you aren't feeling well.
[10:21] Shouzou
    Wouldn't it be better for
    you to get some sleep?
[10:23] Akemi
    I'm so shocked, it's
    actually woken me right up.
[10:26] Akemi
    What do you think of Tokyo?
[10:27] Shouzou
    It's hard to believe that it's
    a part of the same Japan.
[10:31] Ine
    We stopped in Asakusa on the way, and high
     school girls asked to take a picture with us.
[10:35] Shouzou
    People in the city are so forward.
[10:38] Akemi
    I don't think that's specific to Tokyo.
[10:42] Ine
    Are Kousuke and the others well?
[10:44] Akemi
    Yes, and they're all so adorable!
[10:47] Mino
    Auntie Akemi has one daughter and two sons.
SIGN    Akemi Nakata Sadao
SIGN    Shunsuke
SIGN    Kazuki
SIGN    Megumi
SIGN    Kazuko
SIGN    Kousuke
SIGN    Shinji
[10:52] Mino
    Shunsuke is in high school, and the
    other two have set out on their own.
[10:55] Akemi
    They really look a lot
    alike, don't they, Mother?
[10:58] Ine
    Yes, he's the spitting image.
    I was so surprised at first.
[11:01] Kousuke
    Granny! Gramps!
[11:04] Kousuke
    I came to play!
[11:06] Shouzou
    Kousuke!
SIGN    Great-Grandson
    Kousuke
SIGN    Grandson
    Shinji
SIGN    Shinji's Wife
    Kazuko
[11:20] Kousuke
    There's a fake Papa here!
[11:23] Shouzou
    A fake?
[11:26] Shouzou; Shinji
    Out-of-body experience!
SIGN    A big hit
[11:29] Shouzou; Shinji
    Dried horse mackerel.
[11:33] Mino; narration
    The day after they explained
    everything to Auntie Akemi's family,
[11:37] Mino; narration
    Shouta-kun and I went to the Shinjuku area.
SIGN    It's so
     big!
[11:40] Mino
    It's so big!
SIGN    Sugamo Jizo Dori Shopping Street
[11:42] Mino; narration
    Grandpa and Grandma went to Sugamo.
[11:46] Shouzou
    Japanese snacks and Buddhist implements!
[11:47] Ine
    Dry goods shops and Chinese medicine!
[11:50] Shouzou
    What is this place?
    They have everything here!
[11:53] Ine
    They're all shops that old
    men and women would love!
[11:56] Ine
    That's Sugamo for you!
SIGN    Harada Clothing
SIGN    Harada's
    Haramaki
[11:58] Shouzou
    That says it's a shop that
    specializes in haramaki!
[12:01] Shouzou
    Grandma!
[12:02] Ine
    All right.
[12:03] Ine
    I'll go wander around over there.
[12:06] manager
    Welcome!
[12:07] manager
    You're very young. Are you looking
    for a present for your grandfather?
[12:10] Shouzou
    No, no. Not at all.
[12:15] Shouzou
    It's for me.
[12:16] manager
    What?
[12:18] Shouzou
    This is nice. I've taken a liking to it.
[12:21] manager
    The truth is, sir, we also
    have clothing next door.
[12:25] Shouzou
    You're right. This seems like it
    would look good with a haramaki.
[12:30] Ine
    I only meant to look around a little.
[12:33] Ine
    This district is a scary place.
[12:36] Ine
    What is that crowd for?
SIGN    Harada Clothing
SIGN    Harada's
    Haramaki
[12:38] lady A
    Look this way!
[12:40] lady B
    Oh, that brings back memories!
[12:44] lady C
    It's Tora-san!
[12:47] lady D
    It's an ikemen Tora-san!
[12:49] Shouzou
    Hey, manager! This is your taste, not mine!
SIGN    It's tough being
    a man, y'know?
[12:53] manager
    It looks good on you!
[12:55] Shouzou
    Even when I go out, I'm wearing
    a haramaki under my clothes.
SIGN    Even when I go out, I'm wearing a
    haramaki under my clothes.
[13:01] server
    Thank you for waiting.
[13:03] server
    You have a reservation under
    the name of Saitou, correct?
[13:06] server
    Please come this way.
[13:07] Ine
    What? Grandpa, when did
    you make a reservation?
[13:12] Shouzou
    Grandma, there's a parfait
    here I'd like for you to try.
[13:16] Ine
    Parfait? You mean that thing that's
    nothing but sugar and cholesterol?
SIGN    Ta-daaa
[13:25] Mino
    Wow! What is that?
[13:28] Ine
    H-Hold on, Grandpa. How much did this cost?
[13:31] Shouzou
    Just this once, don't worry
    about it. Eat all you want.
[13:35] Ine
    S-Separate plates!
     Y-You all want to try some, too!
[13:39] Mino
    We'll eat our own food. Don't worry about us!
[13:43] Ine
    I-If I indulge this much all on my own,
    the gods are sure to punish me!
SIGN    Grin
[13:47] Ine
    One strawberry is more than enough for me.
SIGN    Ate
SIGN    everything
SIGN    Tremble
SIGN    Tremble
[14:02] Mino
    Honestly, Grandma. You do like
    this sort of thing after all!
[14:06] Shouzou
    Say, Grandma. Was it good?
[14:10] Shouzou
    Was it really that delicious?
[14:12] Ine
    It was delicious.
SIGN    Grandma
    Complete Defeat
[14:16] Ine
    Grandpa had the yokan set.
SIGN    Grandpa had
    the yokan set.
[14:21] Shouzou
    Wow! So this is a purikura photo booth?
[14:24] Mino
    That's right! Grandpa, Grandma, you
    should take some as a souvenir.
[14:28] purikura booth
    Nice work! Be careful not
    to leave anything behind!
[14:32] Shouzou
    It was over before I figured
    out what was going on.
[14:35] Mino
    Oh! Here they come!
[14:37] Mino
    Are these photos for ID cards?
[14:41] Ine
    What? You mean they aren't?
[14:43] Mino
    No, no! I'll show you how
    it's done. Just watch!
[14:46] Shouta
    Huh?
[14:49] Ine
    Oh, I see.
[14:52] Shouta; internal
    I'm so glad I came to Tokyo!
[14:54] Mino
    Try doing it like this!
[14:56] purikura booth
    Try taking your best pose!
[14:58] Shouzou
    What do we do? Should we put
    our hands together in gassho?
[15:01] Ine
    Yes! I think that would work!
[15:02] purikura booth
    Three, two, one!
[15:06] Shouzou
    We should write something, like Mino did.
[15:08] Shouzou
    Should I add "Yay"?
[15:10] Ine
    I think I'm starting to
    understand this, Grandpa!
[15:12] Ine
    Let's add a frame and a ribbon, too!
[15:14] Shouzou
    I don't know how to pick the colors.
    Black should be all right for this.
SIGN    Yea
[15:25] Mino
    Y... Yea?
[15:28] Ine
    Grandpa, your eyes are too big!
SIGN    Hooray
SIGN    Tokyo
[15:31] Mino; narration
    We retook them with all four of us.
[15:36] Shouzou
    Kousuke!
[15:37] Shouzou
    I brought those tops you've
    been wanting from back home.
[15:41] Shouzou
    It's a present for you.
[15:42] Kouzuke
    What, really? You're going
    to give me tops, Grandpa?
[15:47] Kousuke
    What are those?
[15:48] Shouzou
    What do you mean? They're the
    tops you've been wanting!
[15:52] Kousuke
    No! No, these aren't right!
[15:57] Kousuke
    These aren't tops!
SIGN    Akemi's Younger Son
    Shunsuke
[15:58] Shunsuke
    Grandpa, those aren't right.
[16:00] Shunsuke
    The ones Kousuke wants are topblades.
[16:04] Shouzou
    Topblades?
[16:06] Shunsuke
    The latest ones have ball bearings
    or can absorb their opponent's spin.
[16:10] Shunsuke
    They've got all kinds of gimmicks built in!
[16:12] Shouzou
    What are these? They aren't
    the kind of tops I know.
[16:16] Shouzou
    Kousuke, want to play
    a match against Grandpa's tops?
[16:20] Kousuke
    No!
[16:21] Shouzou
    If you beat me, I was thinking
    of buying you a toy you want.
[16:27] Kousuke
    I'll do it!
[16:35] Shunsuke
    It's no use. An old beigoma battle top won't
    be any match for the recent tops, Grandpa!
[16:41] Shunsuke
    Now, ready... Shoot!
[17:03] Kousuke
    I lost to some random top!
[17:06] Ine
    Grandpa.
SIGN    SQUEEEEZE
[17:07] Shouzou
    Sorry. I was remembering the
    old days and couldn't help it.
[17:11] Kousuke
    Yay! Hooray! Yay! Hooray!
SIGN    Bought
    a toy
    in the
     end
    anyway
[17:12] Shouzou
    I bought him a toy in the end anyway.
[17:17] Akemi
    Thank you, Mother.
[17:19] Akemi
    You've helped me so much.
[17:24] (Flashback) Akemi
    Mother collapsed?
[17:26] Yoshiaki
    Yes. She'll be hospitalized
    for the time being.
[17:29] (Flashback) Akemi
    I see. I hope it doesn't last long this time.
[17:31] Yoshiaki
    Both me and Takahiro are here.
    You don't have to worry about anything.
[17:40] Akemi
    Mother, I...
[17:43] Akemi
    When I got married and left home, I worried
    that you might think I'd abandoned you.
[17:50] Akemi
    I'm always wondering how you're doing.
[17:55] Akemi
    I always wonder if your health is all right.
[17:59] Akemi
    But all I've done is worry.
[18:02] Akemi
    I never did anything about it.
[18:13] (Flashback) Akemi
    Mother, I'm sorry.
[18:17] Ine
    As long as you're doing well, that's enough.
[18:21] Ine
    Even if we're apart, we're always together.
[18:33] Shiori
    Oh, that's right.
[18:36] Shiori
    They're off on their trip. I'm such an idiot.
[18:41] Shiori; internal
    But they've got that loose security
    so common in the countryside,
[18:45] Shiori; internal
    so I can get inside easily enough.
[18:48] Shiori
    I'll study and then go home.
[18:50] (Flashback) Ine
    Welcome home, Shiori.
[18:52] (Flashback) Ine
    I've got a meal ready. Let's eat it together.
[18:58] (Flashback) Shouzou
    Shiori, I heard you placed
    third on your last test.
[19:04] (Flashback) Shouzou
    That's impressive!
[19:07] Shiori; internal
    It's uncomfortable at home, so I came
    here to study. That was the idea, anyway.
[19:16] Shiori; internal
    But I'm...
[19:20] Shiori; internal
    somewhere in my heart, I'm scared.
[19:23] Shiori; internal
    The time I spend with Grandpa and Grandma
    will end one day, and I'm scared of that.
[19:32] Shiori; internal
    In a few years, I'll be an adult.
[19:36] Shiori; internal
    I'll make a family of my own.
[19:38] Shiori; internal
    I won't be able to
    lean on anyone anymore.
[19:43] Shiori; internal
    By that time, I'm sure...
[19:46] Shiori; internal
    Grandpa and Grandma will be gone.
[19:51] Shiori; internal
    Ugh. When I'm alone, I start thinking
    about things I don't want to think about.
[19:55] Shiori; internal
    It's such a bad habit!
[20:00] Shiori
    Hurry up and come home.
[20:07] Akemi
    What's wrong, Mother, Father?
    Why did you suddenly freeze like that?
SIGN    Grandchild
    telepathy received
[20:12] Iida
    Excuse me. I'm from Geinou Productions.
[20:17] Iida
    May I speak with you for a moment?
[20:19] Shouzou; internal
    Here it comes.
[20:20] Ine
    Solicitation?
[20:22] (Flashback) Shouta
    Your appearance draws people's attention,
[20:25] (Flashback) Shouta
    so it's very likely that a certain
    type of person will approach you.
[20:30] (Flashback) Shouzou
    And when that happens?
[20:31] (Flashback) Shouta
    Please harden your heart and turn them down!
[20:35] (Flashback) Shouta
    Don't be misled by their sweet words.
[20:38] Ine
    I-I'm sorry. That sort of thing isn't...
[20:43] Shouzou
    Of course Grandma is beautiful!
[20:46] Ine
    Grandpa?!
[20:47] Shouzou
    What do you think you know about Grandma?
[20:51] Shouzou
    Grandma has so many good points to her that
    I couldn't say them all in a lifetime!
[20:53] Ine
    Grandpa, calm down! You don't have
    to put every little thing into words!
[20:57] Iida
    Please, calm down, sir.
[20:59] Iida
    You're tall, and you have a
    very well-proportioned face.
[21:03] Iida
    With your build, being on the cover
    of a magazine isn't just a dream!
[21:07] Shouzou
    Flattery will get you nowhere.
[21:13] Ine
    Of course Grandpa is handsome!
[21:15] Shouzou
    Grandma?!
[21:16] Ine
    And it's not just his looks!
    He's an ikemen on the inside, too!
[21:20] Ine
    And you want to flaunt that in
    front of every woman's eyes?
[21:23] Shouzou
    Grandma, stop! Stop! It's embarrassing!
[21:28] Shouta
    Wow. That happened?
[21:31] Shouta
    So, how did you turn him down?
[21:33] Shouzou
    Well, we didn't turn him down so much as...
[21:36] Shouzou
    When we told him, with completely straight
    faces, that we're both in our eighties,
[21:41] Shouzou
    he left in quite a hurry.
[21:43] Ine
    And he didn't laugh when we said
    we were wearing "young cosmetics."
[21:48] Shouzou
    If he can't understand that sort of humor,
    there's no way he'd be able to catch us.
SIGN    Method to Drive Off the Enemy:
    Extreme Cringe
SIGN    They were
    exceptional, though...
[21:55] Iida
    They were exceptional, though.
SIGN    Atami Arc
SIGN    Next time:
     "Grandpa and Grandma on Their Honeymoon."
[23:30] Shouzou
    Honeymoon trip!
[23:32] Shouzou
    We're doing mixed bathing in Atami!
[23:35] Ine
    It's worth living a long life—
[23:38] Ine
    Mixed bathing?!