6 - Grandpa and Grandma on Their Honeymoon: Tokyo Arc Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:01] Ine     We could stop in Tokyo on our     way to Atami, don't you think? SIGN    Tokyo SIGN    Atami Gourmet Tour [00:05] Shouzou     We can go see Akemi, too. [00:07] Ine     That means we'll be taking the     sleeper train from Aomori Station. [00:10] Ine     I can't wait! [00:12] Shouzou     Playing cards and drinking sake... SIGN    Sake [00:14] Shouta     The sleeper train isn't in     regular operation anymore. [00:18] Shouzou     What? [00:19] Shouta     Everyone uses the shinkansen now. SIGN    0 hours [00:22] Shouta     From Shin-Aomori Station to Tokyo     Station takes three hours. SIGN    1 hour SIGN    2 hours SIGN    3 hours [00:25] Ine     Stop joking around. SIGN    0 hours SIGN    1 hour SIGN    2 hours [00:27] Ine     From what I remember, it takes     over eight hours by train. SIGN    3 hours SIGN    4 hours SIGN    5 hours SIGN    6 hours SIGN    7 hours SIGN    8 hours [00:31] Shouta     No, it isn't a joke. [00:35] Shouzou; Ine     Three hours? [00:36] Shouta     Are you sure this is okay? Them     consulting me about their honeymoon? [00:40] Mino     It's fine! It's going really well! [00:43] Mino     Shouta-kun, you went to     Tokyo with the soccer team, [00:46] Mino     so it's super reassuring to have you here! [00:48] Shouta     But, even without me around, your     grandpa and grandma will be fine. [00:52] Shouzou     You have to hold a watermelon over your     head when you go through in Tokyo. [00:57] Mino     See? They're totally not fine. [01:01] Shouta     Um, do you know anyone in Tokyo? [01:04] Shouzou     Our daughter and her husband are     there, but she seems busy with work. [01:09] Shouzou     If we had someone with us who could show     us around Tokyo, it would be a big help. [01:13] Ine     But Yoshiaki and the others     have work. What will we do? [01:17] Shouzou     Someone who knows a lot about Tokyo. [01:19] Ine     Someone who understands our situation. [01:21] Mino     Someone we can trust. [01:23] Shouta     Huh? Wait! [01:25] Shouta     You're joking, aren't you? [01:27] Mino     If Shouta-kun is going to     Tokyo, I want to go too. [01:31] Ine     A honeymoon with the     grandkids. That's not bad. [01:35] Shouta     Please calm yourselves! All three of you! [01:42] Shouta     I'm not your grandson or anything. [01:46] Shouzou     Shouta-kun... [01:48] Shouzou     A date with Mino in Tokyo. [01:55] Shouta     I'll try asking my grandpa about it. [01:58] Heisuke     I see. [02:03] Heisuke     And... [02:04] Heisuke     you really think I'd go along with this?! [02:06] Shouzou     It's no good, then? [02:08] Heisuke     No, it's not! [02:10] Mino     Hello! [02:13] Mino     It's nice to meet you. [02:14] Mino     I'm in the same class as Shouta-kun.     My name is Saitou Mino. [02:21] Shouzou     Who's this? [02:22] Shouzou     My granddaughter Mino. [02:24] Shouzou     She'll be joining us on this trip. [02:27] Mino     If Shouta-kun could come with Grandpa     and Grandma, it would be so reassuring, [02:32] Mino     so I came to ask you myself. [02:39] Heisuke     My grandson's brought a bride home! [02:45] Mino     B-Bride?! SIGN    Shouta-kun's     participation     assured [02:47] Heisuke     My grandson isn't good for much, but     I hope you take good care of him. [02:50] Shouta     It's not like that, grandpa!     She's a friend! A friend! [02:54] Heisuke     So, when's the ceremony? SIGN    So, when's the     ceremony? SIGN    I said     it's not     like that! [02:55] Shouta     I said it's not like that! SIGN    Grandpa and Grandma     Turn Young Again SIGN    Episode 6 SIGN    Grandpa and Grandma on Their Honeymoon SIGN     Tokyo Arc [04:29] Ine; Shouzou     "Grandpa and Grandma on     Their Honeymoon: Tokyo Arc." SIGN    Central Food Market SIGN    Wednesday Market All Shops Discounted [04:34] Ine; internal     When you think of things to eat on a train... SIGN    Daigaku Imo [04:37] Ine; internal     it has to be... [04:39] Kaccha     Here, your daigaku imo. [04:41] Ine     Thank you, Kaccha! [04:43] Kaccha     Good t'see you here, Ine. Been a while     since you've come to the station. [04:48] Ine     It has. I was shocked to see     how much the area has changed. [04:51] Ine     Still... [04:54] Ine     this place sure is quiet. [04:56] Kaccha     'S the times. This store     hasn't got long either. SIGN    Daigaku Imo [05:00] Kaccha     That's enough of such dark talk. [05:03] Kaccha     Take care gettin' home now. [05:04] Ine     I will. I'll come back sometime. [05:08] Kaccha     What's wrong? [05:10] Ine     I don't like simply getting     swallowed up by the times. [05:14] Ine     Why don't we try fighting it just a little? [05:17] crowd 1     A hundred grams of daigaku imo, please. [05:20] Kaccha; internal     I'm gettin' more customers all of a sudden. [05:22] Kaccha; internal     What's goin' on? [05:24] crowd 2     I saw the person standing outside     the market and got curious. [05:28] Kaccha     Outside the market? SIGN    Munch SIGN    Munch [05:34] crowd 3     She's gorgeous. [05:35] crowd 4     Do you think she's a model? SIGN    Munch Munch [05:38] crowd 5     Say, why don't we go buy     some of those daigaku imo? [05:41] Ine; internal     They're freshly made, y'know? SIGN    I love     sweet things.      I love     daigaku imo. [05:45] Ine     I love sweet things. I love daigaku imo. [05:48] Kaccha     Thank you. SIGN    60 years      ago SIGN    Aomori     Station [05:52] (Flashback) Shouzou     Look after your health, won't ya? [05:55] (Flashback) Tsutomu     Shouzou, if ya want to make     some money, come to Tokyo! [06:01] (Flashback) Shouzou     Take care! [06:03] Shouzou; internal     I'm always the one seeing people off. [06:06] Shouzou; internal     I said that Tokyo wouldn't suit me, [06:10] Shouzou; internal     but the truth is... [06:11] Shouzou; internal     I wanted to go to Tokyo, too. [06:14] Ine     ...npda. [06:15] Ine     Grandpa. SIGN    Shin-Aomori Station [06:18] Shouzou     Sorry. I'm just so excited     that I'm in a bit of a daze. SIGN    Munch      Munch [06:22] Ine     We've reached the station. Come on. Hurry up. [06:25] Yoshiaki     Well, be careful out there, Mino, Shouta-kun. [06:27] Yoshiaki     And have fun. [06:29] Shouta     Thank you, sir. SIGN    RUMMMMMBLE [06:35] Yoshiaki     Shouta-kun, if anything should     happen to my daughter... [06:38] Shouta     I understand! [06:40] Ine     Grandpa, you've never been to Tokyo? [06:44] Shouzou     That's right. I've never once left     this prefecture since I was born. [06:48] Ine     It's all because I ruined my health. [06:52] Ine     I'm sorry. [06:53] Shouzou     It isn't your fault, Grandma. [06:57] Ine     Come, Grandpa. [06:59] Ine     Allow me to escort you. [07:05] Shouzou     Thanks, Grandma. [07:08] Mino     Wait, you two! [07:10] Shouta     That train is going to Hokkaido! [07:13] Mino     The train we're taking boards on this side! [07:16] Shouzou     We nearly went through the Seikan Tunnel. [07:19] Yoshiaki     I'm worried. [07:25] Shouzou; internal     This is much too fast! [07:27] Shouta     Saitou-san, would you like a snack? [07:30] Mino     I'd love some! [07:32] Ine     How many kilometers an hour does this go? [07:34] Shouta     Three hundred. [07:36] Ine     Three hundred?! [07:37] Shouzou     When will we be able to see Mt. Fuji? [07:40] Shouzou     I think that's probably on a different line. [07:44] Mino     Grandpa, Grandma, you're not     in your young forms today. [07:47] Shouzou     We're using our silver     discount for this shinkansen. [07:50] Shouzou     We thought there might be misunderstandings     if we looked younger. [07:55] train announcement     Next, Sendai. Sendai. SIGN    The next station is Sendai. [07:57] Ine     We've already reached Miyagi? [07:59] Shouzou     We should probably do our usual thing soon. [08:03] Ine     Then, good night. [08:04] Shouzou     We're going to sleep for a little     while. Please don't wake us. [08:11] train announcement     Arriving in Tokyo. Tokyo. [08:14] Mino     They're finally getting to go on a trip.     Sleeping through it is such a shame! [08:18] Shouta     Do you think they're already tired? [08:20] Mino     Grandpa, Grandma, we're nearly there! [08:23] Ine     This way, we boarded as     elderly people, right? [08:28] Shouzou     It's amazing that we can travel     to Tokyo in such comfort. [08:35] Shouzou     We should prepare to get off the train. [08:38] Shouta     Saitou-san, there really is something     weird about your grandparents! [08:42] Mino     You're only saying that now? SIGN    Did we have      passengers      like them? [08:44] attendant     Did we have passengers like them? SIGN    Shibuya SIGN    Arakawa     River SIGN    Shinagawa SIGN    Setagaya SIGN    Musashi-Sakai SIGN    Tama River [08:49] Mino     Grandpa, Grandma, we should go to     Musashi-Sakai, where Auntie Akemi lives. SIGN    Tokyo SIGN    Shibuya [08:53] Mino     Shouta-kun is going to visit his     grandma on his mother's side. [08:58] Akemi     Is it true that Mother and the     others are coming to visit me? [09:02] Akemi     And saying that they've turned young again... [09:04] Akemi     Big Brother, are you sure something     isn't wrong with your head? SIGN    Daughter     Akemi [09:07] Akemi     With such a weak constitution, Mother     couldn't possibly come to Tokyo. [09:12] Yoshiaki     Akemi, your voice sounds nasal.     Have you caught a cold? [09:15] Akemi     This doesn't bother me at all.     Don't worry about me. [09:20] Akemi; internal     Falling ill just when Mother is     coming to visit is just pathetic. [09:24] Akemi; internal     I even used some paid time off for this. [09:27] Akemi     At times like this, she used to     make okayu for me, didn't she? [09:32] (Flashback) Ine     Here, Akemi. Say, "ah." [09:37] Akemi; internal     Mother was always kind, [09:40] Akemi; internal     but when I stayed home from school     because of a cold, she was even kinder. [09:44] Akemi; internal     It was like spending time in paradise. [09:48] Ine     Akemi, are you alive? [09:50] Akemi; internal     But I can't lean on Mother     like I did back then anymore. [09:56] Akemi; internal     Oh, this is bad. I'm seeing hallucinations     of Mother the way she used to be. [10:03] Ine     Good morning, Akemi. [10:05] Akemi     Wait, who are you? What's going on? [10:07] Akemi     Mother from the past? Am I dead? [10:09] Mino     Auntie, I'm still alive. [10:12] Ine     The explanation took an hour. SIGN    The explanation     took an hour. SIGN    We ate a golden apple      and turned young again. [10:17] Ine     I'm sorry that we came at a time     when you aren't feeling well. [10:21] Shouzou     Wouldn't it be better for     you to get some sleep? [10:23] Akemi     I'm so shocked, it's     actually woken me right up. [10:26] Akemi     What do you think of Tokyo? [10:27] Shouzou     It's hard to believe that it's     a part of the same Japan. [10:31] Ine     We stopped in Asakusa on the way, and high      school girls asked to take a picture with us. [10:35] Shouzou     People in the city are so forward. [10:38] Akemi     I don't think that's specific to Tokyo. [10:42] Ine     Are Kousuke and the others well? [10:44] Akemi     Yes, and they're all so adorable! [10:47] Mino     Auntie Akemi has one daughter and two sons. SIGN    Akemi Nakata Sadao SIGN    Shunsuke SIGN    Kazuki SIGN    Megumi SIGN    Kazuko SIGN    Kousuke SIGN    Shinji [10:52] Mino     Shunsuke is in high school, and the     other two have set out on their own. [10:55] Akemi     They really look a lot     alike, don't they, Mother? [10:58] Ine     Yes, he's the spitting image.     I was so surprised at first. [11:01] Kousuke     Granny! Gramps! [11:04] Kousuke     I came to play! [11:06] Shouzou     Kousuke! SIGN    Great-Grandson     Kousuke SIGN    Grandson     Shinji SIGN    Shinji's Wife     Kazuko [11:20] Kousuke     There's a fake Papa here! [11:23] Shouzou     A fake? [11:26] Shouzou; Shinji     Out-of-body experience! SIGN    A big hit [11:29] Shouzou; Shinji     Dried horse mackerel. [11:33] Mino; narration     The day after they explained     everything to Auntie Akemi's family, [11:37] Mino; narration     Shouta-kun and I went to the Shinjuku area. SIGN    It's so      big! [11:40] Mino     It's so big! SIGN    Sugamo Jizo Dori Shopping Street [11:42] Mino; narration     Grandpa and Grandma went to Sugamo. [11:46] Shouzou     Japanese snacks and Buddhist implements! [11:47] Ine     Dry goods shops and Chinese medicine! [11:50] Shouzou     What is this place?     They have everything here! [11:53] Ine     They're all shops that old     men and women would love! [11:56] Ine     That's Sugamo for you! SIGN    Harada Clothing SIGN    Harada's     Haramaki [11:58] Shouzou     That says it's a shop that     specializes in haramaki! [12:01] Shouzou     Grandma! [12:02] Ine     All right. [12:03] Ine     I'll go wander around over there. [12:06] manager     Welcome! [12:07] manager     You're very young. Are you looking     for a present for your grandfather? [12:10] Shouzou     No, no. Not at all. [12:15] Shouzou     It's for me. [12:16] manager     What? [12:18] Shouzou     This is nice. I've taken a liking to it. [12:21] manager     The truth is, sir, we also     have clothing next door. [12:25] Shouzou     You're right. This seems like it     would look good with a haramaki. [12:30] Ine     I only meant to look around a little. [12:33] Ine     This district is a scary place. [12:36] Ine     What is that crowd for? SIGN    Harada Clothing SIGN    Harada's     Haramaki [12:38] lady A     Look this way! [12:40] lady B     Oh, that brings back memories! [12:44] lady C     It's Tora-san! [12:47] lady D     It's an ikemen Tora-san! [12:49] Shouzou     Hey, manager! This is your taste, not mine! SIGN    It's tough being     a man, y'know? [12:53] manager     It looks good on you! [12:55] Shouzou     Even when I go out, I'm wearing     a haramaki under my clothes. SIGN    Even when I go out, I'm wearing a     haramaki under my clothes. [13:01] server     Thank you for waiting. [13:03] server     You have a reservation under     the name of Saitou, correct? [13:06] server     Please come this way. [13:07] Ine     What? Grandpa, when did     you make a reservation? [13:12] Shouzou     Grandma, there's a parfait     here I'd like for you to try. [13:16] Ine     Parfait? You mean that thing that's     nothing but sugar and cholesterol? SIGN    Ta-daaa [13:25] Mino     Wow! What is that? [13:28] Ine     H-Hold on, Grandpa. How much did this cost? [13:31] Shouzou     Just this once, don't worry     about it. Eat all you want. [13:35] Ine     S-Separate plates!      Y-You all want to try some, too! [13:39] Mino     We'll eat our own food. Don't worry about us! [13:43] Ine     I-If I indulge this much all on my own,     the gods are sure to punish me! SIGN    Grin [13:47] Ine     One strawberry is more than enough for me. SIGN    Ate SIGN    everything SIGN    Tremble SIGN    Tremble [14:02] Mino     Honestly, Grandma. You do like     this sort of thing after all! [14:06] Shouzou     Say, Grandma. Was it good? [14:10] Shouzou     Was it really that delicious? [14:12] Ine     It was delicious. SIGN    Grandma     Complete Defeat [14:16] Ine     Grandpa had the yokan set. SIGN    Grandpa had     the yokan set. [14:21] Shouzou     Wow! So this is a purikura photo booth? [14:24] Mino     That's right! Grandpa, Grandma, you     should take some as a souvenir. [14:28] purikura booth     Nice work! Be careful not     to leave anything behind! [14:32] Shouzou     It was over before I figured     out what was going on. [14:35] Mino     Oh! Here they come! [14:37] Mino     Are these photos for ID cards? [14:41] Ine     What? You mean they aren't? [14:43] Mino     No, no! I'll show you how     it's done. Just watch! [14:46] Shouta     Huh? [14:49] Ine     Oh, I see. [14:52] Shouta; internal     I'm so glad I came to Tokyo! [14:54] Mino     Try doing it like this! [14:56] purikura booth     Try taking your best pose! [14:58] Shouzou     What do we do? Should we put     our hands together in gassho? [15:01] Ine     Yes! I think that would work! [15:02] purikura booth     Three, two, one! [15:06] Shouzou     We should write something, like Mino did. [15:08] Shouzou     Should I add "Yay"? [15:10] Ine     I think I'm starting to     understand this, Grandpa! [15:12] Ine     Let's add a frame and a ribbon, too! [15:14] Shouzou     I don't know how to pick the colors.     Black should be all right for this. SIGN    Yea [15:25] Mino     Y... Yea? [15:28] Ine     Grandpa, your eyes are too big! SIGN    Hooray SIGN    Tokyo [15:31] Mino; narration     We retook them with all four of us. [15:36] Shouzou     Kousuke! [15:37] Shouzou     I brought those tops you've     been wanting from back home. [15:41] Shouzou     It's a present for you. [15:42] Kouzuke     What, really? You're going     to give me tops, Grandpa? [15:47] Kousuke     What are those? [15:48] Shouzou     What do you mean? They're the     tops you've been wanting! [15:52] Kousuke     No! No, these aren't right! [15:57] Kousuke     These aren't tops! SIGN    Akemi's Younger Son     Shunsuke [15:58] Shunsuke     Grandpa, those aren't right. [16:00] Shunsuke     The ones Kousuke wants are topblades. [16:04] Shouzou     Topblades? [16:06] Shunsuke     The latest ones have ball bearings     or can absorb their opponent's spin. [16:10] Shunsuke     They've got all kinds of gimmicks built in! [16:12] Shouzou     What are these? They aren't     the kind of tops I know. [16:16] Shouzou     Kousuke, want to play     a match against Grandpa's tops? [16:20] Kousuke     No! [16:21] Shouzou     If you beat me, I was thinking     of buying you a toy you want. [16:27] Kousuke     I'll do it! [16:35] Shunsuke     It's no use. An old beigoma battle top won't     be any match for the recent tops, Grandpa! [16:41] Shunsuke     Now, ready... Shoot! [17:03] Kousuke     I lost to some random top! [17:06] Ine     Grandpa. SIGN    SQUEEEEZE [17:07] Shouzou     Sorry. I was remembering the     old days and couldn't help it. [17:11] Kousuke     Yay! Hooray! Yay! Hooray! SIGN    Bought     a toy     in the      end     anyway [17:12] Shouzou     I bought him a toy in the end anyway. [17:17] Akemi     Thank you, Mother. [17:19] Akemi     You've helped me so much. [17:24] (Flashback) Akemi     Mother collapsed? [17:26] Yoshiaki     Yes. She'll be hospitalized     for the time being. [17:29] (Flashback) Akemi     I see. I hope it doesn't last long this time. [17:31] Yoshiaki     Both me and Takahiro are here.     You don't have to worry about anything. [17:40] Akemi     Mother, I... [17:43] Akemi     When I got married and left home, I worried     that you might think I'd abandoned you. [17:50] Akemi     I'm always wondering how you're doing. [17:55] Akemi     I always wonder if your health is all right. [17:59] Akemi     But all I've done is worry. [18:02] Akemi     I never did anything about it. [18:13] (Flashback) Akemi     Mother, I'm sorry. [18:17] Ine     As long as you're doing well, that's enough. [18:21] Ine     Even if we're apart, we're always together. [18:33] Shiori     Oh, that's right. [18:36] Shiori     They're off on their trip. I'm such an idiot. [18:41] Shiori; internal     But they've got that loose security     so common in the countryside, [18:45] Shiori; internal     so I can get inside easily enough. [18:48] Shiori     I'll study and then go home. [18:50] (Flashback) Ine     Welcome home, Shiori. [18:52] (Flashback) Ine     I've got a meal ready. Let's eat it together. [18:58] (Flashback) Shouzou     Shiori, I heard you placed     third on your last test. [19:04] (Flashback) Shouzou     That's impressive! [19:07] Shiori; internal     It's uncomfortable at home, so I came     here to study. That was the idea, anyway. [19:16] Shiori; internal     But I'm... [19:20] Shiori; internal     somewhere in my heart, I'm scared. [19:23] Shiori; internal     The time I spend with Grandpa and Grandma     will end one day, and I'm scared of that. [19:32] Shiori; internal     In a few years, I'll be an adult. [19:36] Shiori; internal     I'll make a family of my own. [19:38] Shiori; internal     I won't be able to     lean on anyone anymore. [19:43] Shiori; internal     By that time, I'm sure... [19:46] Shiori; internal     Grandpa and Grandma will be gone. [19:51] Shiori; internal     Ugh. When I'm alone, I start thinking     about things I don't want to think about. [19:55] Shiori; internal     It's such a bad habit! [20:00] Shiori     Hurry up and come home. [20:07] Akemi     What's wrong, Mother, Father?     Why did you suddenly freeze like that? SIGN    Grandchild     telepathy received [20:12] Iida     Excuse me. I'm from Geinou Productions. [20:17] Iida     May I speak with you for a moment? [20:19] Shouzou; internal     Here it comes. [20:20] Ine     Solicitation? [20:22] (Flashback) Shouta     Your appearance draws people's attention, [20:25] (Flashback) Shouta     so it's very likely that a certain     type of person will approach you. [20:30] (Flashback) Shouzou     And when that happens? [20:31] (Flashback) Shouta     Please harden your heart and turn them down! [20:35] (Flashback) Shouta     Don't be misled by their sweet words. [20:38] Ine     I-I'm sorry. That sort of thing isn't... [20:43] Shouzou     Of course Grandma is beautiful! [20:46] Ine     Grandpa?! [20:47] Shouzou     What do you think you know about Grandma? [20:51] Shouzou     Grandma has so many good points to her that     I couldn't say them all in a lifetime! [20:53] Ine     Grandpa, calm down! You don't have     to put every little thing into words! [20:57] Iida     Please, calm down, sir. [20:59] Iida     You're tall, and you have a     very well-proportioned face. [21:03] Iida     With your build, being on the cover     of a magazine isn't just a dream! [21:07] Shouzou     Flattery will get you nowhere. [21:13] Ine     Of course Grandpa is handsome! [21:15] Shouzou     Grandma?! [21:16] Ine     And it's not just his looks!     He's an ikemen on the inside, too! [21:20] Ine     And you want to flaunt that in     front of every woman's eyes? [21:23] Shouzou     Grandma, stop! Stop! It's embarrassing! [21:28] Shouta     Wow. That happened? [21:31] Shouta     So, how did you turn him down? [21:33] Shouzou     Well, we didn't turn him down so much as... [21:36] Shouzou     When we told him, with completely straight     faces, that we're both in our eighties, [21:41] Shouzou     he left in quite a hurry. [21:43] Ine     And he didn't laugh when we said     we were wearing "young cosmetics." [21:48] Shouzou     If he can't understand that sort of humor,     there's no way he'd be able to catch us. SIGN    Method to Drive Off the Enemy:     Extreme Cringe SIGN    They were     exceptional, though... [21:55] Iida     They were exceptional, though. SIGN    Atami Arc SIGN    Next time:      "Grandpa and Grandma on Their Honeymoon." [23:30] Shouzou     Honeymoon trip! [23:32] Shouzou     We're doing mixed bathing in Atami! [23:35] Ine     It's worth living a long life— [23:38] Ine     Mixed bathing?!