E5 - Tear Off Your Clothes When You Hear a Compliment Spell

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     You Hear a Compliment Spell"
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    Listen up! Don't let this thing slow down!
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    Just keep driving like you're doing now!
[01:05] ---
    Y-Yes, sir.
[01:08] ---
    Huh? What now?
[01:09] ---
    Excuse me, is this the busjacker?
[01:11] ---
    Who the hell are you?
[01:12] ---
    This is Yoshida of the DX Fighters.
[01:15] ---
    Please look to your right.
[01:16] ---
    My right?
[01:17] ---
    You will see Mt. Fuji,
    the tallest mountain in Japan.
[01:20] ---
    What are you, a tour guide?!
[01:22] ---
    I'm so very sorry. I meant your left.
[01:24] ---
    My left?
[01:25] ---
    You'll see your fate line.
[01:26] ---
    What are you, a palm reader?!
[01:27] ---
    Yes, I am.
[01:27] ---
    DX Fighters
    Yoshida
[01:27] ---
    Call in Progress
[01:27] ---
    DX Fighters
    Yoshida
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    And you're about to meet your fate.
[01:32] ---
    What did you say?
[01:36] ---
    Thank you!
[01:38] ---
    Your water.
[01:39] ---
    Let's dig a hole!
[01:42] ---
    There, there.
[01:43] ---
    DX Fighters Getting it Done!
[01:43] ---
    DX Fighters Getting it Done!
[01:43] ---
    DX Fighters Getting it Done!
[01:43] ---
    You're amazing, DX Fighters!
[01:44] ---
    So cool!
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    DX Fighters Save People From Landslide
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    DX Fighters
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    A Boon to Humanity!
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    Brunch
    with
    the
    Queen!
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    Main
    Host
    Selected
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    Another Stunning
    Performance
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    Keep fighting!
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    I'm terribly grateful for the wonderful
    hospitality you Japanese have shown me.
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SIGN    The Queen of the Kingdom of Gluten
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[01:57] ---
    A welcome on a scale unprecedented
    in Japan, with which none could find fault:
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    Pancakes. Made with whatever
    was lying around, I'm told.
[02:09] ---
    But with all these people here, we won't
    be able to tell where that Jajackal guy is.
[02:14] ---
    Don't let your guard down.
[02:15] ---
    I'll be fine, but the Doc—
[02:17] ---
    Doc!
[02:19] ---
    What are you doing, dummy?
[02:21] ---
    Darn it. I shouldn't have taken
    this job to arrest Jajackal...
[02:26] ---
    DX Fighters
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    Party
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[02:26] ---
    1 Hour Earlier
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    It's a banquet for the Queen of Gluten.
[02:31] ---
    I've reached the "state visit
    party guest" level of branding!
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    Listen, DX Fighter.
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    Gluten is a kingdom of exceptional
    standing and forbearance.
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    Ex-scepter-nal
    standing and
    for-bear-ance
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    Ex-scepter-nal
    standing and
    for-bear-ance
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    Ex-scepter-nal
    standing and
    for-bear-ance
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    Try not to offend them.
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    Dumbass. That's my line.
[02:43] ---
    Don't go wild as soon as you
    set eyes on the fancy spread.
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    Mr. President, the head of security
    wants to ask you something.
[02:53] ---
    I'm Arai, the head of security.
[02:54] ---
    Ask me? You can't borrow my
    portable charger, if that's it.
[02:57] ---
    No, it's not that.
[02:58] ---
    We received word that the
    international terrorist, Jajackal,
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    will target tonight's banquet.
[03:05] ---
    International terrorist?!
[03:07] ---
    And we'd like you to protect
    the queen, if you could.
[03:11] ---
    Obviously, the police will do all
    we can to find Jajackal as well,
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    but he's a master of disguise,
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    and can change his height, weight, sex,
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    and even his middle school graduation
    and smartphone case at will!
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     Year
    book
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    Those last two aren't disguises!
[03:25] ---
    Do you have a photo of him?
[03:26] ---
    This is the only known photo of Jajackal.
[03:29] ---
    But it's from when he was a kid.
[03:32] ---
    Those are some big-ass nipples!
[03:33] ---
    Not sure we can identify
    him just from that...
[03:35] ---
    Sorry, but I don't take jobs that put
    me\ in danger or don't turn a profit.
[03:39] ---
    Why are you a superhero, then?!
[03:41] ---
    Wait a minute, DX Fighter.
[03:43] ---
    If you arrest the terrorist,
[03:45] ---
    you'll be made the next
    prime minister, for sure.
[03:45] ---
    I'll give you
    10 yen apiece,
[03:45] ---
    I'll give you
    10 yen apiece,
[03:45] ---
    poverty-stricken
    assholes!
[03:45] ---
    poverty-stricken
    assholes!
[03:49] ---
    What? Uh, you think?
[03:50] ---
    And not just that...
[03:52] ---
    Your merch might even
    get released internationally.
[03:56] ---
    Very well. I accept the job.
[03:58] ---
    Thank you very much.
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    DX Fighters. I am so honored to meet you.
[04:05] ---
    Th-Th-Thank you very much, Y-Y-Your Majesty!
[04:10] ---
    Not "Y-Y-Your Majesty."
    Just "Your Majesty," if you please.
[04:13] ---
    F-Forgive me, Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Your...
[04:15] ---
    Get a grip, DX Fighter!
[04:18] ---
    You are quite the gallant set, aren't you?
[04:22] ---
    Very manly indeed.
[04:28] ---
    H-Hey, what're you doing?
[04:29] ---
    Uh... I-I have no idea!
[04:31] ---
    Did we just rip off our clothes?
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    What's going on here?
[04:34] ---
    Dear me. Have I said something to upset you?
[04:40] ---
    A-Ah, we apologize...
[04:42] ---
    You praised us, Your Majesty,
    and we got a little excited...
[04:46] ---
    Your Majesty, please excuse us a moment.
[04:49] ---
    Hey, you. Can I borrow your tuxedo?
[04:52] ---
    Huh?
[04:53] ---
    DX Fighters
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    Party
[04:54] ---
    Why'd we rip our clothes off like that?
[04:57] ---
    I just don't get it.
[04:58] ---
    It's like my hands started
    moving of their own accord...
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    It must be a Golden Spell!
[05:03] ---
    Surely not!
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    Tear Off Your Clothes When
    You Hear a Compliment Spell
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    Tear Off Your Clothes When
    You Hear a Compliment Spell
[05:05] ---
    It's the "Tear Off Your Clothes
    When You Hear a Compliment" Spell.
[05:08] ---
    It has a hostile vibes rating of 320.
[05:10] ---
    I wonder when we heard that spell.
[05:14] ---
    Wait a sec. Did anyone else hear
    a strange voice when we were changing?
[05:17] ---
    A strange voice?
[05:20] ---
    ♫ The abalone on the rocky
    coast have a crush! ♫
[05:22] ---
    A crush! A crush!
[05:25] ---
    Get dressed already, assholes!
[05:29] ---
    Huh?
[05:31] ---
    What is it?
[05:32] ---
    Did one of you just say something?
[05:34] ---
    Not me.
[05:36] ---
    So it was a Golden Spell
    we heard at that moment.
[05:39] ---
    Does that mean Sugar's here too?
[05:42] ---
    Not just Jajackal, but Sugar too?
[05:44] ---
    Wait, who's this "Sugar" guy?
[05:46] ---
    Let's get back to the banquet hall.
[05:49] ---
    Wh-What? It's a standing party now?
[05:52] ---
    That'll make it easier for Jajackal
    to get close to Her Majesty.
[05:56] ---
    We'll just have to shadow the queen, then.
[05:59] ---
    But don't let anyone compliment you, okay?
    Act in a way that won't get you complimented.
[06:03] ---
    How do I do that, exactly?
[06:06] ---
    Koizumi.
[06:07] ---
    Kuroki-kun! You're here too?
[06:10] ---
    Business leaders were invited
    to this function as well.
[06:13] ---
    So you're a member of the DX Fighters, huh?
[06:17] ---
    Yeah, I am.
[06:19] ---
    Why didn't you tell me?
[06:20] ---
    Well, uh, I only joined recently...
[06:25] ---
    I see.
[06:26] ---
    Why come to me after all these years?
[06:30] ---
    It was just a coincidence.
    I wasn't coming to you.
[06:33] ---
    Really?
[06:35] ---
    You're not holding a grudge over
    that incident forty years ago?
[06:41] ---
    
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    ~
[06:41] ---
    40 Years Ago
[06:47] ---
    Cigarettes
[06:51] ---
    Kuroki-kun?
[06:52] ---
    Wh-What do you want, Koizumi?
[06:55] ---
    What are you doing here?
[06:56] ---
    I was collecting ginkgo nuts.
[06:58] ---
    Were you smoking?
[07:01] ---
    And? So what if I was?
[07:03] ---
    I was just surprised.
[07:05] ---
    You're top of our class,
    the student council president,
[07:05] ---
    Top of the Class
[07:05] ---
    Top of the Class
[07:07] ---
    Student Council
    President
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    Student Council
    President
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    the ace of the baseball team
    and popular with all the girls.
[07:09] ---
    Baseball Team Ace
[07:09] ---
    Baseball Team Ace
[07:11] ---
    I can't believe you're smoking...
[07:13] ---
    It's that stuff that drives me to smoke.
[07:17] ---
    Ah, right.
[07:19] ---
    I guess all that would be stressful.
[07:21] ---
    Not that I'd understand any of it...
[07:25] ---
    Huh?
[07:31] ---
    Koizumi...
[07:33] ---
    This is all your fault!
[07:36] ---
    The fire started because you startled me!
[07:40] ---
    Uh, but if you hadn't been smoking—
[07:46] ---
    I have a future.
[07:49] ---
    People are counting on me, unlike you.
[07:51] ---
    I'm not a clumsy moron like you!
[07:54] ---
    F-Fine... It's all my fault.
[07:57] ---
    That's right.
[07:58] ---
    You were the one smoking,
    and you started the fire.
[08:03] ---
    Got it?
[08:05] ---
    Yes... I was the one smoking.
[08:09] ---
    I'm sorry.
[08:12] ---
    Oh, that?
[08:14] ---
    I totally forgot about it.
[08:16] ---
    You forgot?
[08:18] ---
    You really forgot that?
[08:19] ---
    Stuff like that was pretty much
    an everyday occurrence for me.
[08:27] ---
    He forgot about it?
[08:31] ---
    How's it going with
    Jajackal and the clothing?
[08:33] ---
    We're shocking people before they
    say nice things to us, so it's going okay.
[08:37] ---
    Well, well, if it isn't the DX Fighters!
[08:39] ---
    You're doing such a great—
[08:41] ---
    Oh, uh, nothing. We're just doing our best.
[08:44] ---
    O-Oh, I see.
[08:46] ---
    Um, could I get a picture with you?
[08:48] ---
    I'd love to brag to my daugh—
[08:51] ---
    Uh, sorry but no.
[08:52] ---
    It's, um, a matter of hygiene.
[08:55] ---
    You're always so cool!
[09:02] ---
    DX Fighter, you're so cool!
[09:05] ---
    We feel safe with you around!
[09:07] ---
    I love you!
[09:14] ---
    How are you finding the banquet?
    Worthy of a hip-hip-hoo-reiwa?
[09:18] ---
    Hoo-Reiwa
[09:19] ---
    Hoo-Reiwa
[09:20] ---
    I am incensed at this display.
[09:20] ---
    Hoo-Reiwa
[09:22] ---
    I have no choice but to view
    this banquet as a national insult!
[09:28] ---
    Oh, um, wait a minute...
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    I didn't think we could offend you...
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    Hey, DX Fighter!
[09:35] ---
    The queen is angry!
[09:37] ---
    What? Why?
[09:38] ---
    Why do you think?! Because of you!
[09:40] ---
    Okay, I get it. I'll apologize.
[09:42] ---
    Shut up!
[09:43] ---
    Never show your faces here again!
[09:47] ---
    It's all over...
[09:49] ---
    Big bro.
[09:51] ---
    What's wrong, Bosatsutoge?
[09:54] ---
    Chancellor, look at that man!
[09:57] ---
    It's Jajackal!
[09:59] ---
    Those big-ass nipples!
[10:02] ---
    The queen's in danger!
[10:03] ---
    Save her!
[10:06] ---
    Hold it!
[10:10] ---
    Jajackal is in the building!
[10:12] ---
    Okay! Leave this to me!
[10:14] ---
    DX Bomber!
[10:16] ---
    Not in here!
[10:23] ---
    What the hell?
[10:24] ---
    Why can he throw around DX Bombers,
    but I'm not allowed to throw grenades?
[10:28] ---
    Shut up! Come with us!
[10:29] ---
    I simply cannot thank you enough.
[10:32] ---
    You were tearing off clothing in an
    attempt to flush out Jajackal, correct?
[10:38] ---
    Uh, I guess.
[10:40] ---
    Those words will let us make an Anti-Spell.
[10:42] ---
    Ain't that great? A nice, smooth ending.
[10:44] ---
    But where was Sugar in all this?
[10:47] ---
    DX Fighters! You've done
    a great job once more!
[10:51] ---
    Yup!
[10:51] ---
    As long as I'm here, the country's
    human resources will be protected!
[10:55] ---
    What a real hero! You'll be the
     next prime minister, for sure!
[10:59] ---
    Hell yeah!