E3 - Baby Talk Spell
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SIGN Episode 3 "Baby Talk Spell"
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Wow, it's 9 pm already?
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Wanna head home?
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Yeah. We'll finish up tomorrow—
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An announcement? At this hour?
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Whad'd he jutht thay?
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It wath a weird-thounding voithe...
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Huh?
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Why're we tawking wike ickle babieth?
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I can't thtop!
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Last night at 9 pm,
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Why?
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Major IT Corp Workers Infantilized?!
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Major IT Corp Workers Infantilized?!
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Crotter Inc. Employees Talking Like Babies
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Crotter Inc. Employees Talking Like Babies
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employees at major tech company
Crotter began talking like babies.
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I believe it's a form of
mass psychogenic illness.
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Exclusive
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Exclusive
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Is the Cause Mass Hysteria?
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The Dark Side of Crotter Inc.
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The Dark Side of Crotter Inc.
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There have been plenty of rumors about
Crotter being an exploitative employer.
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Man, their employees are talkin' like babies?
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The truth about the Crotter Inc baby talk scandal?!
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Search
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Top Chat
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Exploitation confirmed
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All the employees? Insane
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Great reporting, Charabon!
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lololololol
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Boycotting Crotter now
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This is all speculation, right?
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Crotter scares me
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1,524 watching now
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Charabon Kibiku
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13 subscribers
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Crotter must really treat 'em like dirt.
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"Crotter? More like Exploiter!"
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Is Crotter exploiting their employees??
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Is Crotter exploiting their employees??
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News Anon
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Thoundth thcary
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Thoundth thcary
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News Anon
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I'm cwying
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I'm cwying
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Crotter? More
like Exploiter!
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Talking like babies?
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This Crotter news is
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loltastic
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You thaid it
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I'm qwitting!
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Their logo sucks
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"Their president, Kuroki, is a total asshole, yeah."
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Their president, Kuroki, is a total asshole, yeah
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My boyfriend baby talking
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"Crotter's stock is plummeting.
Serves 'em right!"
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Crotter's stock is plummeting
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Serves 'em right!
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all the time would suck
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In my roflcopter now
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Oh, yes, I saw it on the news.
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Phone
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It sounds quite serious.
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We need you to devewop
an Anti-Thpeww wight away.
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We'ww pay you two miwwion yen fow it.
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Oh, it got you too?
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It thure did.
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Can you geddit done by the enda th'day or not?!
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Very well. We'll get started right away.
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Phone
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Chancellor. Two million yen...
Is that for developing another Anti-Spell?
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Yes. He asked me to do it right away.
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And here I was hoping we could make
world conquest pancakes today...
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Yay!!
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Yay!!
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How will pancakes help
you conquer the world?!
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Question is, how do we rack
up the thank-yous we need?
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Phone
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Good question.
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Um...
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Have you considered helping DX Fighter?
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What? What are you talking about, Philip?
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Phone
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We're an evil secret society, remember?
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Wait a minute.
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Philip might've hit on a good idea for once.
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What? You really want me to listen
to one of Philip's stupid ideas?
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It's true that Philip is hideously
incompetent and worthless,
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but that doesn't mean we should ignore every
nonsensical word that comes out of his mouth.
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That's just mean.
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Phone
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Well, I don't have any better ideas.
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Let's try it.
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pany
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pany
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pany
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Get real. Why should I hire you?
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Come on, don't be like that.
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You need the help, don't you?
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I just hired some help.
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We just want to tag along for
some of your superhero stuff.
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You don't have to pay us.
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Well, if I must...
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Sato! What's my schedule for today?
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This afternoon, you're visiting the
pediatric ward at Karauri General,
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and bagging a group of
remittance fraudsters.
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Tonight, it's the mahjong den with reporters.
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Slick
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Slick
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Wait a minute! You sure about that last one?
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Could we tag along on
your hospital visit, perhaps?
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Sorry to bother you when you're so busy.
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Not at all.
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Are you familiar with the baby talk incident
currently transpiring at Crotter Inc?
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The "mass hysteria from
work stress" incident?
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People don't start talking like
babies because they're stressed.
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I always use baby talk with my wife,
even when I'm not stressed at all.
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I'm feewing stwessed out from work!
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I'm feewing stwessed out from work!
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Too much information.
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An investigation has
revealed that the victims
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heard a strange announcement
over the PA moments before.
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That PA announcement
must have been the cause.
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Hypnosis of some kind?
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Hypnosis uses the power of suggestion.
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Not everyone is susceptible to it.
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But every single person who heard that
announcement started talking like infants.
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Goo goo gaga!
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Goo goo gaga!
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The implications are utterly terrifying.
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You mean, "What if the spell had
been designed to kill them instantly,
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instead of just changing their speech?"
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Precisely.
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This is a matter of
critical national security.
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Investigate at once,
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and find the person who
made that announcement.
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Yes, sir.
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Karauri General Hospital
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Thank you for taking time out of your day.
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Not at all.
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Even if the pay's crap, brainwashing
these kids while they're young
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means they'll buy my merch in the future.
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Waaaant!!
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Waaaant!!
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I don't mind at all.
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That's one asshole motivation!
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I was really rather shocked
when you said you were coming,
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and you wanted us to pay
you an appearance fee...
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Sounds like it was kind of a burden...
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I know!
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Usually, I just shake hands
and sign autographs,
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but how about I blow their little
minds with a Hero Show instead?
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Would you?
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Wash your
hands!!
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I'm sure the children would love that!
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Sugihara-san. A word, please?
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Hm? Of course...
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What is DX Fighter doing here?
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Wash your
hands!!
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I thought it might take the
children's minds off their conditions...
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Still...
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Don't you know kids hate that guy
even more than they hate redback spiders?
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Hated more than
a redback spider!!
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Hated more than
a redback spider!!
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Wash your
hands!!
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And you're even paying him?
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I'm so sorry!
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Wash your
hands!!
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How hated is that DX Fighter guy?
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If the children don't enjoy the show,
it'll spell serious trouble for Sugihara-san...
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I hope this works.
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Wash your
hands!!
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The baby talk spell has a hostile
vibe value of negative 55.
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The same as getting jealous
of your friend's cute girlfriend,
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I saw her with
another guy!
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and lying to him to break them up.
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That's some pretty hostile vibes.
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Hero
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Show
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Okay, everyone!
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A superhero has come here
today to cheer you all up,
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even though we didn't ask him to!
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Heroes are TV nonsense.
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If that stuff could cure us,
we wouldn't need hospitals!
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Don't say that.
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Recovery is partly psychological.
Haven't you heard of the placebo effect?
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I'm Cured!!
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I'm Cured!!
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I'm Cured!!
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I think!
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I think!
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Placibeaux
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Placebo Effect:
Feeling better after
taking fake medicine!
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Placebo Effect:
Feeling better after
taking fake medicine!
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Nope!
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They're getting pretty rowdy in there.
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They're probably stressed out.
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Hey, DX Fighter.
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You'd better not go hitting
those kids with a DX Bomber.
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Only a child would lose
his temper at children.
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Then, let's call him out onto the stage.
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DX Fighter!
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Leave protecting the Earth to me!
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DX Fighter is here! Nice to meet you!
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Come on, everyone! Clap! Clap!
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He came here for you,
even though we didn't ask him to!
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Are you embarrassed?
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You're the one who should be embarrassed!
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What a stupid-looking outfit.
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What was that?
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I'll blast you with my DX Bomber!
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You're gonna blast a child?
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I'll post that on Crotter!
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W-Wait!
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Everyone, look!
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It's an evil secret society!
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Listen up, children.
This hospital is now mine!
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This is the lamest evil
organization I've ever seen.
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They look like subway workers.
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That only applies to the chancellor.
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No, I don't work there either.
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Now, come at me!
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I'll blast you away with the DX Bomber!
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Right!
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Okay, men.
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Get him!
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He got us!
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You're using beams? That's cheating!
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Shut up! I'm outnumbered here!
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Curse you.
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Okay, Doc, unleash the monster!
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Right!
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That's scary! Way too scary!
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Calm down, everyone!
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Don't worry!
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It's just a show!
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It's too realistic, Doc!
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The children are
hyperventilating out of fear!
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No fair! You ambushed him!
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Make sure to heed the rules,
even when they're stupid!
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And get your daily calcium.
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I don't want to hear that from you!
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DX Fighter sucks!
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What was that?
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I'll re-educate you all!
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Don't you dare, DX Fighter!
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Out of my way!
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You've spoiled these children
and made them major brats!
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Please... stop!
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You'll pay for that!
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Sugihara-san's awesome!
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Get him!
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She's so strong!
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Curse you!
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You're not bad...
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I've dabbled in Gracie jiu-jitsu.
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How'd that come about?!
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But... how about this?
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Rapid-Fire Double Bomber!
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Take that! And that! And that!
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So cool!
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Get him!
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That won't work on me twice!
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She dodged it!
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She did it!
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What's going on here?!
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Karauri General Hospital
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Why did you beat up the hero?
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I'm so sorry...
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Director!
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My spine hurts. I don't think I can
do any superhero-ing for a while.
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You will compensate me
for lost wages, won't you?
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Well... you're the one who
pushed to perform here...
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What's that got to do with it?
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Very well.
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I'll write on Crotter that one
of your employees assaulted me.
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DX Fighter
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Please recrott!
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An employee at Karauri
General Hospital assaulted me!!!!
It's gonna take two months
to recover!!!!
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W-Wait a minute!
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I'll quit as an apology.
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And I'll pay DX Fighter's compensation, too.
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Oh, really?
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Here's my bank information.
I'll take 500,000—
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Bank Info
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Bank Info
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Bank Info
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You bogus hero!
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Kids!
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Director, we want you to look at this.
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What is it?
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He's spent his whole life in a wheelchair.
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But after watching Sugihara-san,
now he can do capoeira.
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This kid's been bedridden for months.
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But now he can do slacklining.
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No way!
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It's the placebo effect.
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Placibeaux
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Placebo Effect
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Placebo Effect
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Watching Sugihara-san
fight encouraged us all.
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So please, Sugihara-san! Don't quit!
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Keep encouraging us like you did today!
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You guys... Thank you!
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Look!
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That "thank you" scored a 55 positive rating!
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We did it! Now we can make
an Anti-Spell for the baby talk!
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Director.
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I helped the kids feel better.
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Could I trouble you for some more pay?
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Look! DX Fighter's jackassery
scores a 200 negative rating!
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How is he even a superhero?!
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Hard Truth
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Major IT Corp Infantalization Was Actually...
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Major IT Corp Infantalization Was Actually...
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The Baby Talk Was a Company Activity
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The Baby Talk Was a Company Activity
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Learning that the mass baby talk
incident that afflicted employees
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at major tech company Crotter Inc
was just a company activity
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has brought a strained smile to
the faces of all parties involved.
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I see...
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Perhaps I'll try an even
more interesting spell.
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Help Spell
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Help Spell
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Help Spell
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Well? What will you do now?
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