E4 - Help Spell
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Park
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Gentlemen!
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Thanks to you, we got the two million yen
reward for creating the baby talk anti-spell.
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Eagle Talon has been blessed with
funding beyond its wildest dreams.
[01:12] ---
We could mess around for two years
before conquering the world on that.
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But we can't just rest on our laurels!
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Having financial security
should inspire us to be bold
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Inspirus Tobebold
(Artist's Impression)
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Inspirus Tobebold
(Artist's Impression)
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Inspirus Tobebold
(Artist's Impression)
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and conquer the world by New Year's Eve,
[01:22] ---
Red and White Wrong Battle
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so we can all watch the Red and
White Battle on a large-screen TV!
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Roger!
[01:26] ---
Dodger!
[01:27] ---
Hey, he just said "Dodger"!
[01:28] ---
That's why I gave the doc 50,000 yen and
six hours to cook us up a new secret weapon.
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Hours
[01:31] ---
Hours
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That's it?!
[01:31] ---
That's it?!
[01:36] ---
Doc?
[01:37] ---
Yeah. Here it is!
[01:38] ---
It's called the "No Identity" and it fires a beam
that temporarily robs you of your identity!
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No Identity
[01:41] ---
No Identity
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No Identity
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A beam that robs you of your identity?
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What's that even mean?
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Take a police officer, for example.
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If you hit him with this beam, he'll lose
all motivation to catch criminals.
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Even if he sees a thief
right in front of him,
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What's the point?
[01:54] ---
What's the point?
[01:54] ---
Heh heh
[01:54] ---
Heh heh
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he'll ask himself, "What's even
the point of arresting that guy?"
[02:00] ---
They'll all go home to the country
and take over the family business!
[02:03] ---
You think?
[02:04] ---
Well, let's use this and go
conquer the world right away!
[02:09] ---
Eagle—
[02:11] ---
Hey, Eagle Talon!
[02:12] ---
What is it, DX Fighter?
[02:14] ---
You guys conquering the world today?
I saw it on your Googoog Calendar.
[02:17] ---
Yoshida-kun, why did you share
our calendar with DX Fighter?!
[02:21] ---
I shared it by accident!
[02:22] ---
You shared it with me too.
[02:23] ---
I'd like to help you conquer the world.
[02:26] ---
What? Help us?
[02:28] ---
Yes!
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So what's the scheme?
[02:30] ---
Attacking the government,
holding the business district hostage,
[02:33] ---
poisoning a reservoir... Just name it!
[02:36] ---
What in the world is he planning?
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I couldn't say.
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But his eyes look as pure
as a clearwater spring.
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True. Maybe we should give him a chance?
[02:45] ---
Yeah, let's use him.
[02:47] ---
Hey, DX Fighter! Come with us.
[02:49] ---
Yeah, let's do this!
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I dunno, guys...
[02:53] ---
I'd like to ask a few more questions
about the recent baby talk incident.
[02:58] ---
I'm sorry, but that concerns
our employees' private lives,
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so it would be impossible
to answer your questions.
[03:04] ---
I was hoping I could talk to
someone on your staff about it...
[03:07] ---
Can I help you?
[03:09] ---
Yes, I'm Tanaka from Monthly Baby Talk.
[03:13] ---
I'd like to ask some questions about
your staff's recent baby talk party—
[03:17] ---
Please leave.
[03:18] ---
We have nothing to say about that.
[03:20] ---
And... is that magazine even real?
[03:23] ---
We serve a very particular clientele.
[03:26] ---
Oh?
[03:27] ---
I'd like to see a copy
of your magazine, then.
[03:32] ---
You don't have one?
[03:34] ---
Monthly Baby Talk
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Monthly Baby Talk
[03:34] ---
Monthly Baby Talk
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I have a copy right here.
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Monthly Baby Talk
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Monthly Baby Talk
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Monthly Baby Talk
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Goo Goo Burble
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It's actually real?!
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Monthly Baby Talk
[03:36] ---
Monthly Baby Talk
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Monthly Baby Talk
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S-Still... We can't answer any questions
regarding our employees' private lives.
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So please leave.
[03:44] ---
Very well.
[03:49] ---
How did it go?
[03:50] ---
I have a read on the
lobby's security situation.
[03:52] ---
Definitely tighter than
your standard tech company.
[03:55] ---
The sheer number of anti-theft
cameras and guards is absurd.
[03:58] ---
Crotter Inc... Very suspicious.
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I think they're hiding something.
[04:03] ---
Kaneko, I can't believe you
mocked up a magazine for this.
[04:06] ---
Oh, I actually make them in
my spare time every month.
[04:06] ---
Monthly Baby Talk
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Monthly Baby Talk
[04:06] ---
Monthly Baby Talk
[04:06] ---
Goo goo
gaga
Burble
baba
[04:08] ---
You actually publish them?!
[04:11] ---
Let's begin our quest for
world domination in this park.
[04:15] ---
We'll conquer that fountain first!
[04:18] ---
Everyone, move out!
[04:20] ---
Yay! Conquest!
[04:22] ---
Yeah! We conquered this fountain!
[04:25] ---
Is this capture the flag?
[04:26] ---
Big Bro Yoshida.
[04:27] ---
Where should we go next?
[04:29] ---
The lavatories? The underbrush?
[04:30] ---
Hm, how about that bench?
We can use it to take a load off.
[04:34] ---
All right! I'll be first there this time!
[04:37] ---
Are you guys at it again?!
[04:39] ---
Ah! The maintenance company guy!
[04:41] ---
How many times do I have to tell you people?
[04:43] ---
World domination isn't allowed in the park!
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It doesn't say that in the park rules, though!
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Park Rules
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Park Rules
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No fireworks or fire
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No littering
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Stick to marked trails
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Yeah, because we don't
expect people to try it!
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But parks are the only places
we can take over right now...
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Social Distancing
World Domination
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Social Distancing
World Domination
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Huh?
[04:52] ---
World
Domination
[04:55] ---
You won't coerce me with that "Parks are the
only place we can take over right now" crap!
[04:59] ---
Delu-Bo!
[05:01] ---
What are you doing, DX Fighter?!
[05:04] ---
Well, eliminating resistance is what
an evil secret society does, right?
[05:08] ---
We practice green and socially
conscious world domination!
[05:12] ---
An evil secret society!
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Delu-Bo!
[05:14] ---
What are you doing, DX Fighter?!
[05:16] ---
We need to silence the witnesses, obviously!
[05:19] ---
You all right?
[05:20] ---
They did it!
[05:21] ---
Call the police!
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Delu-Bo! Delu-Bo! Delu-Bo! Delu-Bo!
[05:24] ---
Stop it! Please stop this!
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Shut up!
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Hey! What're you doing?
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I want to conquer the world.
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If you're going to try to stop me...
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...I'll be the chancellor!
[05:36] ---
Hey! I'm the chancellor of DX Talon!
[05:41] ---
Hey! DX Fighter!
[05:43] ---
Yamanoue Bank
[05:43] ---
Yamanoue Bank
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We're DX Talon!
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Cough up or I'll blast ya with
a DX Talon Bomber, assholes!
[05:52] ---
Bank robbers!
[05:52] ---
Moron!
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Now, men!
[05:55] ---
Grab all the cash!
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Head straight for the Diet.
[06:06] ---
Yessir!
[06:07] ---
Darn that DX Fighter.
[06:10] ---
Where has he gone?
[06:11] ---
Chancellor. Could this be
some kind of spell at work?
[06:14] ---
Look all around you.
[06:17] ---
What? They're helping each other!
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Help Spell
[06:20] ---
Help Spell
[06:20] ---
I bet it's a Help Spell.
[06:22] ---
A Help Spell?
[06:23] ---
Is that why DX Fighter was helping us?
[06:26] ---
But it's more harmful than helpful...
[06:29] ---
A Help Spell requires you to offer aid to
others, regardless of the morality of the act.
[06:30] ---
Can I help?
[06:30] ---
Can I help?
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I see...
[06:35] ---
I Love World Domination!!!
[06:35] ---
I Love World Domination!!!
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And it's sent him on a rampage.
[06:38] ---
Doc. How many good vibes
do we need to counter it?
[06:41] ---
The hostile vibes have got
a negative 380 rating.
[06:43] ---
Equivalent to pushing over
a cake at a wedding reception,
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Cheater
[06:45] ---
exposing the groom's history of infidelity,
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and ranting that the bride gets
her ugly looks from her parents.
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That's pretty bad!
[06:52] ---
Why are all your analogies about
stuff that goes on in relationships?
[06:55] ---
It's Eagle Talon!
[06:57] ---
Oh, you're from DX Company.
[07:00] ---
Do you know where our president's gone?
[07:02] ---
He's off conquering the world
under the name DX Talon.
[07:07] ---
What? But why?!
[07:09] ---
He's been corrupted by a Help Spell.
[07:11] ---
That's very bad. When the president starts
committing evil deeds, he can't be stopped!
[07:14] ---
Being a fighter for good has left him
with a lot of pent-up evil inside.
[07:18] ---
How good can he be, then?!
[07:19] ---
Chancellor, I've had an idea.
[07:22] ---
What is it?
[07:25] ---
Look at this! An evil secret society calling
itself DX Talon has launched a coup attempt!
[07:29] ---
They're breaking through
police and JSDF barricades...
[07:33] ---
...and closing in on the Diet building!
[07:36] ---
Zaharu.
[07:37] ---
Is this another kind of spell?
[07:40] ---
Most likely. I suspect Sugar is behind it.
[07:43] ---
Get things in order just in case.
[07:47] ---
Very well.
[07:49] ---
Listen up, you damn politicians!
[07:51] ---
If you don't surrender
unconditionally right now,
[07:54] ---
I'll use a DX Talon Bomber to blow up
everything from here to Ikaho Hot Springs!
[07:57] ---
Hold it!
[08:00] ---
One... for all and all for one.
[08:04] ---
Two... tickets to paradise.
[08:07] ---
Three... French hens!
[08:09] ---
Who the hell are you people?!
[08:11] ---
We are your worst nightmare:
[08:13] ---
The DX Fighters!
[08:16] ---
What?!
[08:18] ---
Look at this! A whole group of DX Fighters!
[08:21] ---
When'd he form his own Sentai team?!
[08:24] ---
Take this!
[08:25] ---
No Identity Bomber!
[08:29] ---
Wait, why am I doing this?
[08:33] ---
Why am I? I'm going home to my parents!
[08:35] ---
Wh-What's happening?
[08:37] ---
They're all losing their identities!
[08:39] ---
That's right. They're going to head
off on journeys of self-discovery,
[08:42] ---
reunite with now-married long-lost
loves, and re-evaluate their lives!
[08:46] ---
I still have numbers on my side.
[08:48] ---
Get him, everyone!
[08:51] ---
Don't give in, DX Fighters!
[08:57] ---
Are you seeing this?
[08:58] ---
The members of DX Talon, stripped of
their identities, have lost all motivation!
[09:03] ---
Don't
try to
find me.
[09:03] ---
Some are even leaving Dear John
letters and traveling the world!
[09:07] ---
What do you say now? You're the only one left!
[09:11] ---
What?!
[09:13] ---
Now, repent your evil deeds.
[09:19] ---
DX Talon Bomber!
[09:26] ---
K-K-Koizumi?!
[09:34] ---
They did it!
[09:36] ---
They defeated the DX Talon's chancellor!
[09:39] ---
Thank you, DX Fighters!
[09:42] ---
We did it! Exactly 380 positive!
[09:45] ---
We did it, Doc.
[09:46] ---
We'd better make and broadcast
that Anti Spell right away.
[09:49] ---
Hey, hang on a minute.
[09:51] ---
What?
[09:52] ---
That beam...
[09:54] ---
...did nothing to me!
[09:56] ---
Why?
[09:57] ---
Why didn't you lose your evil identity?!
[10:00] ---
Evil identity?
[10:02] ---
My identity has never
been rooted in good or evil!
[10:09] ---
This is bad!
[10:10] ---
What's DX Fighter's weakness?
[10:11] ---
Yoshida-san.
[10:13] ---
What is it, Philip?
[10:14] ---
For DX Fighter... you need money.
[10:17] ---
That's right.
[10:19] ---
His moral compass revolves around... money!
[10:22] ---
Hey, you blond pig!
[10:24] ---
What now? I'll blast you!
[10:25] ---
10,000 yen to back off.
[10:27] ---
Deal.
[10:29] ---
A mere 10,000 yen buys him off!
[10:32] ---
What was this all for, anyway?!
[10:35] ---
Ah! Wh-What are you doing?
[10:37] ---
Hit it, Doc!
[10:43] ---
An Anti-Spell?
[10:45] ---
What's the meaning of this, Zaharu?
[10:47] ---
Wait, could he have been... DX Fighter?
[10:55] ---
Those guys...
[10:57] ---
...used an Anti-Spell?!
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