Skip to main content

E8 - Betrayal

Source: Crunchyroll
Translator:
Editor:
Timer:
QC:
(Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.)
SIGN    m 0 0 l 95 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    m 0 0 l 95 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Episode 8 "Betrayal"
SIGN    Episode 8 "Betrayal"
SIGN    m 0 0 l 95 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Episode 8 "Betrayal"
SIGN    Episode 8 "Betrayal"
SIGN    Episode 8 "Betrayal"
[01:00] ---
    What was that ridiculous shoujo manga setup?
[01:03] ---
    I'm going to destroy all of you!
[01:04] ---
    Sorry about that.
[01:06] ---
    But I heard he was one
    of those onion-thong guys.
[01:09] ---
    You know, Shining Black.
[01:11] ---
    Shining Black? Why didn't you say so earlier?!
[01:14] ---
    What's our next move, Chief?
[01:15] ---
    Dealing with Shining Black
    will be troublesome.
[01:19] ---
    Don't worry. I have our
    next move all planned out.
[01:21] ---
    What? What next move?
[01:23] ---
    Zaharu's fallen for you.
[01:25] ---
    Fallen for me?! What kind
    of game are you playing?
[01:27] ---
    No games. I'm serious.
[01:29] ---
    The man has the romantic
    maturity of a fourth grader.
[01:29] ---
    Zaharu
[01:32] ---
    If you use your wiles on him,
    he'll do anything you ask.
[01:34] ---
    Zaharu
[01:35] ---
    How do you know he's so romantically immature?
[01:38] ---
    Nooooooo!
[01:38] ---
    Nooooooo!
[01:38] ---
    Poop
[01:38] ---
    When I told him you poop,
    he looked shocked by the very idea!
[01:42] ---
    Idiot! Why'd you tell him that?!
[01:43] ---
    But you do poop!
[01:45] ---
    You went to the bathroom at DX Fighter's place,
    and you were in there for ten minutes!
[01:47] ---
    Bored
[01:47] ---
    Bored
[01:48] ---
    Women often go to the bathroom
    to adjust their makeup!
[01:51] ---
    You don't wear any makeup!
    You're a bare-faced mustang!
[01:51] ---
    I don't wear any dang makeup!!
[01:51] ---
    I don't wear any dang makeup!!
[01:53] ---
    The Wild Bare-Faced Mustang
[01:53] ---
    The Wild Bare-Faced Mustang
[01:53] ---
    The Wild Bare-Faced Mustang
[01:53] ---
    The Wild Bare-Faced Mustang
[01:53] ---
    The Wild Bare-Faced Mustang
[01:54] ---
    Could you two cool it?
[01:55] ---
    Chief.
[01:56] ---
    If Zaharu is in love with you,
    why don't we use that to our advantage?
[02:01] ---
    Don't be stupid!
[02:02] ---
    There's nothing I hate more than a
    woman who debases herself in that way.
[02:06] ---
    Y-You mean it?!
[02:08] ---
    M-M-Mifuyu likes me back?
[02:12] ---
    Yeah. But she's got the romantic
    maturity of a studious fourth-grader,
[02:14] ---
    Mifuyu
[02:16] ---
    so she doesn't even realize she's in love.
[02:18] ---
    I see...
[02:20] ---
    Anyway, Mifuyu's gonna be
    coming to Crotter Inc soon.
[02:24] ---
    You should hang.
[02:25] ---
    H-Hang with her?!
[02:27] ---
    I'm still Shining Black's number two...
[02:31] ---
    If he finds out... Kuroki-sama will kill me!
[02:35] ---
    So don't let him find out.
[02:36] ---
    Yeah, that might work.
[02:38] ---
    He went along with it!
[02:39] ---
    We'll say Mifuyu's your ex from high school,
[02:40] ---
    Shimane
[02:41] ---
    visiting from the backwater that
    is Shimane Prefecture. Got that?
[02:44] ---
    I was actually born in Romania...
[02:50] ---
    Listen up, Zaharu.
[02:52] ---
    Mifuyu might say some strange
    things from time to time.
[02:54] ---
    She's just playing hard to get,
    so don't let it bother you.
[02:57] ---
    V-Very well.
[02:58] ---
    Mifuyu! Can you hear me?
[03:00] ---
    Yoshida.
[03:01] ---
    What's with this outfit?
[03:03] ---
    It's cutting-edge Shimane fashion.
[03:05] ---
    Walk around Minamitono,
[03:05] ---
    Minamitono, Matsue City
[03:05] ---
    Minamitono, Matsue City
[03:07] ---
    and all the city boys will
    turn and look... Louisiana!
[03:10] ---
    Louisiana
[03:10] ---
    Torigoe
[03:10] ---
    R-Really?
[03:12] ---
    Now, Zaharu's waiting in the lobby. Go!
[03:15] ---
    W-W-Wait a minute!
[03:16] ---
    What do I say to him?
[03:17] ---
    You don't even know that?!
[03:19] ---
    The usual Shimane greeting
    is "Choppin moronko!"
[03:21] ---
    Choppin Moronko!
[03:22] ---
    "Choppin moronko"?
[03:24] ---
    Very well...
[03:25] ---
    Okay, I'm going in.
[03:27] ---
    Yoshida-kun, do people in
    Shimane really say that?
[03:30] ---
    Of course not!
[03:32] ---
    She was giving me lip,
    so I'm messing with her.
[03:34] ---
    You're such a jerk!
[03:37] ---
    She's here!
[03:38] ---
    First, say hello.
[03:40] ---
    Shout out: "Choppin moronko!"
[03:43] ---
    Choppin moronko!
[03:48] ---
    Wh-What in the world?
[03:50] ---
    It's a Shimane greeting.
[03:51] ---
    You should greet her back.
[03:53] ---
    Me?
[03:54] ---
    Of course you!
[03:55] ---
    V-Very well...
[03:58] ---
    Ch-Choppin moronko!
[04:02] ---
    He actually said it!
[04:03] ---
    Yoshida-kun, you're so mean!
[04:08] ---
    Zaharu. Will you lead the way?
[04:10] ---
    O-Of course. Follow me.
[04:12] ---
    Hey, Mifuyu.
[04:13] ---
    People from Shimane say
    "eppe, eppe," when they walk.
[04:16] ---
    Eppe, eppe, eppe...
[04:18] ---
    Suck it, Mifuyu!
[04:25] ---
    You'll really let me return?
[04:28] ---
    That's why I called you here.
[04:30] ---
    At last... I'm back!
[04:33] ---
    You have the Golden Spell
    generation program, correct?
[04:38] ---
    Here.
[04:39] ---
    I want to know how it works. Will you teach me?
[04:42] ---
    Of course.
[04:43] ---
    Now, take off that ridiculous outfit.
[04:47] ---
    Oh, this thing?
[04:54] ---
    Employee ID
[04:54] ---
    Iwasa Tohei
[04:54] ---
    Hard Reboot Division
[04:54] ---
    22 November 2020
[04:54] ---
     Crotter Inc Japan
    Crotter Tower, 2-1-1 Shibuya, Minato Ward
[04:54] ---
    Now I can stride down these halls with pride!
[04:59] ---
    Crotter Inc has 350,000
    employees all over the world.
[05:03] ---
    We have 30,000 working here
    in the Tokyo office alone.
[05:07] ---
    30,000?
[05:09] ---
    Hey, Zaharu. You're putting us to sleep here.
    Talk about something more interesting.
[05:13] ---
    More interesting? Like what?
[05:15] ---
    Like tons of things! Mifuyu's
    outfit, what she's carrying...
[05:18] ---
    Oh, right...
[05:20] ---
    I...
[05:22] ---
    I really like... your chicken today.
[05:25] ---
    He complimented the freakin' chicken!
[05:28] ---
    Hey, he complimented my chicken.
[05:30] ---
    What do I do?
[05:31] ---
    Put the chicken on Zaharu's head like a hat.
[05:35] ---
    Then say: "I love your
    chicken hat. Lay an egg!"
[05:35] ---
    I love your
    chicken hat.
[05:35] ---
    I love your
    chicken hat.
[05:35] ---
    I love your
    chicken hat.
[05:35] ---
    Lay an egg!
[05:35] ---
    Lay an egg!
[05:35] ---
    Lay an egg!
[05:38] ---
    It's the Golden Spell of Love.
[05:41] ---
    Are you guys laughing?
[05:43] ---
    Of course not! Just do it!
[05:44] ---
    F-Fine.
[05:48] ---
    I love your chicken hat. Lay an egg.
[05:48] ---
    I love your
    chicken hat.
[05:48] ---
    I love your
    chicken hat.
[05:48] ---
    I love your
    chicken hat.
[05:48] ---
    Lay an egg!
[05:48] ---
    Lay an egg!
[05:48] ---
    Lay an egg!
[05:52] ---
    She put it on his head!
[05:54] ---
    He's so serious!
[05:56] ---
    Poor thing!
[05:58] ---
    Hey, she put the chicken on my head!
[06:01] ---
    What's going on here?
[06:02] ---
    Don't you get it?
[06:03] ---
    When a woman puts a chicken on a man's head,
[06:05] ---
    Je t'aime
[06:05] ---
    Je t'aime
[06:06] ---
    it's the ultimate expression of love.
[06:09] ---
    It is? I never knew that.
[06:11] ---
    Now, shout "cock-a-doodle-doo!"
[06:12] ---
    Cock-a-doodle-doo
[06:12] ---
    Cock-a-doodle-doo
[06:12] ---
    Cock-a-doodle-doo
[06:14] ---
    That's the Golden Spell of Love.
[06:16] ---
    V-Very well...
[06:22] ---
    Cock-a-doodle-doo!
[06:22] ---
    Cock-a-doodle-doo!
[06:22] ---
    Cock-a-doodle-doo!
[06:22] ---
    Cock-a-doodle-doo!
[06:24] ---
    I'm done! I'm dying! I'm dying!
[06:26] ---
    Did you see Zaharu's face?
[06:29] ---
    Stop it! I can't breathe!
[06:32] ---
    You're right. We've got
    serious business to do, too.
[06:34] ---
    Hey, Mifuyu.
[06:35] ---
    Zaharu's been bowled over by your charms.
    You can ask him anything now.
[06:39] ---
    I see.
[06:41] ---
    Zaharu. I have a favor to ask.
[06:42] ---
    What is it?
[06:43] ---
    This company has a "shining
    darkness" section, doesn't it?
[06:47] ---
    I'd like to see that.
[06:48] ---
    A "shining darkness" section?
[06:51] ---
    But... I couldn't possibly...
[06:54] ---
    Idiot! Mifuyu's totally into you.
    If you turn her down now, that's it!
[06:59] ---
    Very well.
[07:00] ---
    Come this way, then.
[07:05] ---
    That's it.
[07:06] ---
    Press that button and you're done.
[07:09] ---
    How remarkably simple.
[07:11] ---
    What spell are you making?
[07:15] ---
    A spell to make you leave.
[07:19] ---
    Kuroki-san!
[07:21] ---
    The world I seek to build has no need of you.
[07:25] ---
    Never darken my door again.
[07:29] ---
    I c-can't stop myself!
[07:32] ---
    At last, I hold all the cards.
[07:37] ---
    This is...
[07:39] ---
    the "shining darkness"
    section of Crotter Inc?
[07:41] ---
    Zaharu. Now.
[07:43] ---
    Kiss her like you mean it!
[07:45] ---
    D-Don't be ridiculous!
[07:46] ---
    I'll get her pregnant if I do that!
[07:49] ---
    He thinks kissing leads to
    pregnancy! What a dumbass!
[07:52] ---
    He seriously doesn't know anything!
[07:55] ---
    It's fine.
[07:56] ---
    If you close your eyes and kiss her,
    she'll kiss you right back!
[07:58] ---
    You... Y-You mean it?
[08:01] ---
    Armored cars, combat helicopters,
    heavy armor suits and rocket launchers...
[08:08] ---
    Are those... robot soldiers?
[08:10] ---
    They're developing all that?
[08:13] ---
    Wh-What?
[08:15] ---
    Mifuyu, kiss him! Plant one on him!
[08:18] ---
    Wh-What did you say?!
[08:19] ---
    Kiss him and Zaharu will
    change sides for sure. Now kiss!
[08:22] ---
    Kissy kissy! Kissy kissy!
[08:27] ---
    You know I can't do that!
[08:28] ---
    Oh, uh, s-sorry...
[08:31] ---
    An earpiece?
[08:33] ---
    Who have you been in contact with?
[08:35] ---
    Y-Yoshida.
[08:36] ---
    What?!
[08:37] ---
    Yoshida? What's going on here?
[08:39] ---
    Oh well, cat's out the bag.
[08:41] ---
    But you two are so tone-deaf about
    love, I had to tell you what to do.
[08:45] ---
    So all those bizarre
    instructions you gave me...
[08:48] ---
    Dammit!
[08:50] ---
    It would appear Yoshida
    was teasing both of us.
[08:53] ---
    He made a complete fool of me.
[08:57] ---
    Do you really like me that way?
[09:00] ---
    O-Of course not!
[09:02] ---
    I would never...
[09:05] ---
    I love you.
[09:08] ---
    I've liked you ever since you walked in...
    d-disguised as a reporter.
[09:14] ---
    You think... I'll forgive you because of that?
[09:18] ---
    I know you can never forgive me.
[09:22] ---
    This is getting kind of...
[09:23] ---
    Hey, what's going on?
[09:25] ---
    I'll be honest.
[09:27] ---
    I've always carried out every mission
    given to me, regardless of the danger.
[09:32] ---
    I was fine with the possibility
    of losing my life on a mission.
[09:38] ---
    But... meeting you...
[09:41] ---
    For the first time... I want to live.
[09:46] ---
    It surprised me, too.
[09:48] ---
    I never thought I could feel this way.
[09:51] ---
    I never thought I'd meet someone I'd be so
    frightened of losing, it'd make me tremble.
[09:57] ---
    Zaharu...
[09:59] ---
    You dummy! What are you saying?
[10:00] ---
    Pretend you didn't hear!
[10:11] ---
    She kissed him!
[10:12] ---
    And in a gag anime!
[10:13] ---
    Hey, Zaharu! Don't stick
    your tongue past her teeth!
[10:15] ---
    You'll get her pregnant!
[10:17] ---
    Is this the fabled honey trap?
[10:20] ---
    I fell for you... the moment I saw you, too.
[10:25] ---
    Gentlemen!
SIGN    m 0 0 l 95 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    m 0 0 l 95 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Shining Black Central Control Room
SIGN    m 0 0 l 95 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Shining Black Central Control Room
SIGN    Shining Black Central Control Room
SIGN    Shining Black Central Control Room
SIGN    Shining Black Central Control Room
[10:27] ---
    The time for action has come!
[10:30] ---
    We're going to create a more
    just, more orderly world!
[10:36] ---
    Shining Black!
[10:38] ---
    Where's Zaharu?
[10:40] ---
    He said his ex from Shimane was visiting,
[10:40] ---
    Shimane
[10:42] ---
    and he was showing her around.
[10:44] ---
    Shimane?
[10:45] ---
    He's from Romania.
[10:48] ---
    Find him!
[10:50] ---
    Hey, someone's coming!
[10:52] ---
    What?
[10:55] ---
    Zaharu-sama!
[10:56] ---
    What are you doing?
[10:58] ---
    They found them!