E9 - Rage Spell

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    Y-You've got it all wrong!
[01:02] ---
    This is just... well...
[01:03] ---
    Zaharu-sama.
[01:04] ---
    Have you forgotten the
    ironclad rule of Shining Black?
[01:07] ---
    No romance!
[01:08] ---
    You're under arrest.
[01:13] ---
    Zaharu-sama has betrayed us! Capture him!
[01:15] ---
    I see. She's using the legendary
    "Chuckin' Nuggets," huh?
[01:16] ---
    Chuckin' Nuggets
[01:16] ---
    Chuckin' Nuggets
[01:18] ---
    What are you talking about?
    We have to go save them!
[01:21] ---
    Don't be ridiculous!
[01:22] ---
    If you go down there, you'll be
    eraser crumbs in two seconds!
[01:24] ---
    Eraser Crumbs
[01:25] ---
    But it's our fault for teasing them!
[01:28] ---
    All right, all right, fine.
[01:30] ---
    Commander. Zaharu-sama has betrayed us.
[01:32] ---
    What?! Zaharu?!
[01:34] ---
    I hear he was embracing his ex from
    Shimane in the underground warehouse.
[01:37] ---
    Embracing his ex?!
[01:39] ---
    Capture him!
[01:40] ---
    Yes, sir!
[01:41] ---
    Shining Black's secret base is... this way, right?
[01:45] ---
    They should list themselves
    in the phone book, like we do.
[01:48] ---
    It wouldn't be very secret then!
[01:50] ---
    Yoshida-san.
[01:51] ---
    What is it, Philip?
[01:52] ---
    Um... Isn't that Iwasa-san,
    the guy who worked for DX Fighter?
[01:57] ---
    So it is.
[01:58] ---
    Iwasa-san!
[01:59] ---
    Ah... Eagle Talon!
[02:02] ---
    Why are you at Crotter?
[02:03] ---
    Well... I... You see...
[02:05] ---
    Chancellor.
[02:06] ---
    Look at Iwasa-san's name.
[02:08] ---
    What? Iwasa Tohei...
[02:08] ---
    Employee ID
[02:08] ---
    Iwasa Tohei
[02:08] ---
    Hard Reboot Division
[02:08] ---
    22 November 2020
[02:08] ---
    Crotter Inc Japan
    Crotter Tower, 2-1-1 Shibuya, Minato Ward
[02:10] ---
    i wa sa to he i
[02:10] ---
    i wa sa to he i
[02:10] ---
    Iwasa Tohei
[02:10] ---
    Iwasa Tohei
[02:11] ---
    Iwa-sa To-hei...
[02:11] ---
    i wa sa to he i
[02:11] ---
    i wa sa to he i
[02:13] ---
    No way!
[02:13] ---
    sa to
[02:13] ---
    sa to
[02:14] ---
    (sugar)
[02:14] ---
    (sugar)
[02:14] ---
    sa to
[02:14] ---
    sa to
[02:14] ---
    sa to
[02:14] ---
    sa to
[02:15] ---
    I'm so sorry!
[02:16] ---
    I am Sugar.
[02:18] ---
    What?!
[02:19] ---
    So the "Sato" was you all along!
[02:21] ---
    We cast Sato Rina as Mifuyu,
    so I figured she'd end up being Sugar.
[02:25] ---
    This is why people say we're too meta!
[02:27] ---
    But why'd you do it?
[02:30] ---
    Well...
[02:31] ---
    I just wanted to be acknowledged.
[02:33] ---
    You wanted to be acknowledged?
[02:36] ---
    When I was a child, my parents abandoned me.
[02:36] ---
    Mama...
[02:36] ---
    Mama?!
[02:40] ---
    At school, I got bullied.
[02:42] ---
    Even my teachers abandoned me.
[02:42] ---
    Bullying? Huh?
    Where's the proof?
[02:42] ---
    Bullying? Huh?
    Where's the proof?
[02:44] ---
    I was alone for so long...
[02:46] ---
    Goodness. I'm sorry to hear that.
[02:49] ---
    Everyone was so mean
    to me in the real world.
[02:53] ---
    I had no friends. The Internet was
    the only place I felt like I belonged.
[02:58] ---
    Nobody knew who I really was on there.
[03:02] ---
    And no matter who I was talking to,
    my anonymity let me talk shit all I wanted.
[03:07] ---
    I've heard of this.
    You were an "Into-net warrior."
[03:08] ---
    This part is
    made of netting
[03:08] ---
    This part is
    made of netting
[03:10] ---
    Then, to become the strongest in
    that world, I learned how to hack,
[03:15] ---
    and by the time I was 17,
    I'd gained a certain notoriety.
[03:21] ---
    It was Kuroki-san who found me then.
[03:26] ---
    Really?
[03:27] ---
    It was the first time
    I'd felt needed by someone.
[03:30] ---
    And I tasted so much success that,
    for the first time, I felt satisfied.
[03:36] ---
    But as the company expanded, he began to
    hire engineers much more talented than me,
[03:40] ---
    We graduated
    from MIT.
    What of it?
[03:43] ---
    and little by little, I got sidelined again...
[03:46] ---
    So you were driven out?
[03:48] ---
    I see. So you threatened
    Crotter Inc to get your revenge?
[03:53] ---
    Of course not! Crotter was
    my dream with Kuroki-san!
[03:57] ---
    Kuroki-san rescued me from the trash
    and acknowledged my existence.
[04:03] ---
    You're in the way!
[04:03] ---
    You're in the way!
[04:04] ---
    But I was weak and foolish...
[04:09] ---
    Don't look so down, Iwasa-san.
[04:11] ---
    We'll ask Kuroki-san to take you back.
[04:13] ---
    No, thank you...
[04:15] ---
    Goodbye.
[04:18] ---
    To think Sugar's true identity
    was that timid young man...
[04:23] ---
    Chancellor, I feel like
    we're forgetting something.
[04:26] ---
    Oh, right! We have to go save them!
[04:33] ---
    Where is Zaharu-sama?
[04:34] ---
    He must be hiding around here somewhere.
[04:36] ---
    Is there any way out of here?
[04:39] ---
    If we can open that hatch,
    we could escape in an armored car.
[04:43] ---
    Then, I'll run to the hatch control panel.
[04:46] ---
    You grab that armored car and stand by.
[04:48] ---
    It won't work. You'll be killed
    before you can reach it.
[04:53] ---
    Spare us! Spare us!
[04:57] ---
    Who are you?
[04:57] ---
    We found them sneaking around in the hallway.
[04:59] ---
    Were not! We were looking for the bathroom!
[05:02] ---
    Liar. No one wanders into a secret facility
    while looking for the bathroom.
[05:06] ---
    They're all distracted by Eagle Talon.
[05:09] ---
    Now's our chance!
[05:10] ---
    What do we do? Contact the commander?
[05:13] ---
    The commander is busy. Let's just kill them.
[05:17] ---
    Wait a minute, please!
[05:18] ---
    Be merciful! Be merciful!
[05:20] ---
    I'll give you a porno mag!
    I'll give you a porno mag!
[05:20] ---
    Porno Mag
[05:20] ---
    Porno Mag
[05:20] ---
    Teehee
[05:21] ---
    Porno Mag
[05:21] ---
    Porno Mag
[05:21] ---
    Teehee
[05:21] ---
    Porno Mag
[05:21] ---
    Porno Mag
[05:21] ---
    Teehee
[05:22] ---
    Porno Mag
[05:22] ---
    Porno Mag
[05:22] ---
    Teehee
[05:28] ---
    Get in!
[05:29] ---
    Zaharu!
[05:30] ---
    Oh, damn. The chancellor's leaking red juice.
[05:32] ---
    It's not red juice, it's blood!
[05:34] ---
    You can't escape!
    Prepare the anti-tank missiles.
[05:41] ---
    Zaharu, they're aiming at
    you with anti-tank missiles.
[05:43] ---
    Don't stop! Floor it!
[05:44] ---
    Got it.
[05:49] ---
    Oh no! It's closing!
[05:52] ---
    Mifuyu's amazing!
[05:58] ---
    Curse them.
[06:00] ---
    Commander. Zaharu-sama escaped.
[06:03] ---
    Curse you, Zaharu!
[06:04] ---
    Should we call off the plan?
[06:06] ---
    Don't be absurd.
[06:07] ---
    We don't need him for this plan.
[06:11] ---
    Gentlemen!
[06:13] ---
    The time for action has come!
[06:16] ---
    We are the gods of death.
[06:18] ---
    The gods of death and justice!
[06:20] ---
    In this suffocating era,
[06:23] ---
    we will send the walking dead of the
    old order to hell where they belong,
[06:28] ---
    and spread our new order
    all over the whole world!
[06:33] ---
    To achieve that end, nothing is off-limits.
[06:39] ---
    Phase one!
[06:41] ---
    Activate the Rage Spell!
[06:47] ---
    Well, that pay is perhaps a little low...
[06:54] ---
    I can't do it for that pay, asshole!
[06:57] ---
    You're creeping me out! Quit looking at me!
[07:00] ---
    Wh-What? I wasn't looking...
[07:03] ---
    You were totally looking, you pervert!
[07:05] ---
    Are you a groper?
[07:06] ---
    Of course not!
[07:07] ---
    You piss me off!
[07:08] ---
    You piss me off more!
[07:09] ---
    I can't look after you anymore.
[07:12] ---
    What's going on with everyone?
[07:14] ---
    Hey, where are you going?
[07:16] ---
    The chancellor needs a hospital or a grave.
[07:18] ---
    Yoshida-kun, can't you at least
    take me to the funeral parlor first?
[07:22] ---
    Take us to NTS HQ.
    There's a medical facility there.
[07:26] ---
    But what will I do? They won't
    let an enemy into NTS HQ.
[07:30] ---
    It's fine. I'll tell them you're my
    boyfriend. It won't be a problem.
[07:32] ---
    It's a big problem!
[07:35] ---
    We're here live at Shibuya Scramble Crossing.
[07:38] ---
    Everyone suddenly flew into a rage.
    There are heated arguments everywhere.
[07:41] ---
    And an angry mob has surrounded
    the prime minister's residence,
[07:45] ---
    screaming their grievances
     at the government!
[07:50] ---
    Another protest, huh?
[07:51] ---
    They'll leave by the last train.
    Just let them shout themselves hoarse.
[07:55] ---
    I just got 1.5 million shitpost
    replies on social media.
[08:00] ---
    Let's ask Crotter to delete them.
[08:02] ---
    Please do.
[08:03] ---
    Prime Minister.
[08:04] ---
    Reiwa!
[08:04] ---
    Reiwa
[08:04] ---
    Reiwa
[08:04] ---
    Oh, it's you, President Kuroki.
[08:06] ---
    The protests won't die down.
[08:08] ---
    On the contrary. They will keep growing.
[08:12] ---
    Why?
[08:13] ---
    Can't you control it via
    social media like usual?
[08:16] ---
    I refuse.
[08:17] ---
    Why?
[08:18] ---
    The situation has changed.
[08:20] ---
    I want you to stay shut up in there for a while.
[08:23] ---
    That's not exactly ideal.
[08:25] ---
    I'll have you arrested.
[08:27] ---
    Feel free to try.
[08:28] ---
    Secretary, call the police or the military,
    and have President Kuroki arrested.
[08:33] ---
    Yes, sir.
[08:34] ---
    Hello? Huh?
[08:36] ---
    Oh, sorry, but who am I speaking to?
[08:38] ---
    A futon store?
[08:38] ---
    What are you doing?
[08:39] ---
    I called the number listed,
    but it was a futon store in Shimane.
[08:43] ---
    Please try again, then.
[08:45] ---
    Hello? What? Please speak Japanese.
[08:48] ---
    What now?
[08:49] ---
    It was a futon store in Myanmar.
[08:51] ---
    Why's it all futon stores?
[08:52] ---
    Did you forget?
[08:54] ---
    Crotter Inc controls Japan's...
[08:56] ---
    No, the world's information infrastructure.
[09:01] ---
    The eyes and ears of the world belong to us.
[09:06] ---
    I can even do this...
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    USA Declares War on Japan
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    USA Declares War on Japan
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    Breaking News
[09:08] ---
    Breaking News
[09:08] ---
    Breaking news! The American government
    has just declared war on Japan!
[09:14] ---
    Reiwa
[09:15] ---
    We're gonna wipe Japan
    off the face of the Earth!
[09:18] ---
    Reiwa
[09:18] ---
    Reiwa
[09:18] ---
    Reiwa
[09:18] ---
    Why would he declare war on Japan?
[09:21] ---
    Don't worry.
[09:23] ---
    It's a faked video, created by a
    technology known as "deepfake."
[09:27] ---
    Oh... thank goodness.
[09:29] ---
    But I can send all kinds of fake
    videos of you around the world.
[09:34] ---
    Prime Minister says "Look at my tits!"
[09:35] ---
    And the world will believe they're real.
[09:37] ---
    What?!
[09:38] ---
    You'll be put in a situation you won't
    be able to explain your way out of.
[09:44] ---
    Give up and stay put
    until I instruct you otherwise.
[09:50] ---
    I just want to be Cabinet Secretary again...
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    The Rage Spell?!
[10:14] ---
    How dare you!
[10:16] ---
    You used me!
[10:18] ---
    Kuroki! I'm not finished yet!
[10:23] ---
    Yeahkuza
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    Baby Language Spell
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    Act Like a Dumbass When
    Someone Says "That Way" Spell
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    Tear Off Your Clothes When
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    Stiff Shoulders Spell
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    Zombie Spell
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    Help Spell
[10:27] ---
    Now... time to test this one...
[10:31] ---
    The Zombie Spell!
[10:38] ---
    Die, asshole!
[10:39] ---
    Die yourself!
[10:41] ---
    Whadda you want?
[10:46] ---
    Hey, what's going on?