# E9 - Rage Spell
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***SIGN*** Episode 9 "Rage Spell"
***SIGN*** Episode 9 "Rage Spell"
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***SIGN*** Episode 9 "Rage Spell"
***SIGN*** Episode 9 "Rage Spell"
***SIGN*** Episode 9 "Rage Spell"
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Y-You've got it all wrong!
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This is just... well...
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Zaharu-sama.
**[01:04] ---**
Have you forgotten the
ironclad rule of Shining Black?
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No romance!
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You're under arrest.
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Zaharu-sama has betrayed us! Capture him!
**[01:15] ---**
I see. She's using the legendary
"Chuckin' Nuggets," huh?
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Chuckin' Nuggets
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Chuckin' Nuggets
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What are you talking about?
We have to go save them!
**[01:21] ---**
Don't be ridiculous!
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If you go down there, you'll be
eraser crumbs in two seconds!
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Eraser Crumbs
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But it's our fault for teasing them!
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All right, all right, fine.
**[01:30] ---**
Commander. Zaharu-sama has betrayed us.
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What?! Zaharu?!
**[01:34] ---**
I hear he was embracing his ex from
Shimane in the underground warehouse.
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Embracing his ex?!
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Capture him!
**[01:40] ---**
Yes, sir!
**[01:41] ---**
Shining Black's secret base is... this way, right?
**[01:45] ---**
They should list themselves
in the phone book, like we do.
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It wouldn't be very secret then!
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Yoshida-san.
**[01:51] ---**
What is it, Philip?
**[01:52] ---**
Um... Isn't that Iwasa-san,
the guy who worked for DX Fighter?
**[01:57] ---**
So it is.
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Iwasa-san!
**[01:59] ---**
Ah... Eagle Talon!
**[02:02] ---**
Why are you at Crotter?
**[02:03] ---**
Well... I... You see...
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Chancellor.
**[02:06] ---**
Look at Iwasa-san's name.
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What? Iwasa Tohei...
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Employee ID
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Iwasa Tohei
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Hard Reboot Division
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22 November 2020
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Crotter Inc Japan
Crotter Tower, 2-1-1 Shibuya, Minato Ward
**[02:10] ---**
i wa sa to he i
**[02:10] ---**
i wa sa to he i
**[02:10] ---**
Iwasa Tohei
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Iwasa Tohei
**[02:11] ---**
Iwa-sa To-hei...
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i wa sa to he i
**[02:11] ---**
i wa sa to he i
**[02:13] ---**
No way!
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sa to
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sa to
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(sugar)
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(sugar)
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sa to
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sa to
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sa to
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sa to
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I'm so sorry!
**[02:16] ---**
I am Sugar.
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What?!
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So the "Sato" was you all along!
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We cast Sato Rina as Mifuyu,
so I figured she'd end up being Sugar.
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This is why people say we're too meta!
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But why'd you do it?
**[02:30] ---**
Well...
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I just wanted to be acknowledged.
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You wanted to be acknowledged?
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When I was a child, my parents abandoned me.
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Mama...
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Mama?!
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At school, I got bullied.
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Even my teachers abandoned me.
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Bullying? Huh?
Where's the proof?
**[02:42] ---**
Bullying? Huh?
Where's the proof?
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I was alone for so long...
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Goodness. I'm sorry to hear that.
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Everyone was so mean
to me in the real world.
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I had no friends. The Internet was
the only place I felt like I belonged.
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Nobody knew who I really was on there.
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And no matter who I was talking to,
my anonymity let me talk shit all I wanted.
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I've heard of this.
You were an "Into-net warrior."
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This part is
made of netting
**[03:08] ---**
This part is
made of netting
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Then, to become the strongest in
that world, I learned how to hack,
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and by the time I was 17,
I'd gained a certain notoriety.
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It was Kuroki-san who found me then.
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Really?
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It was the first time
I'd felt needed by someone.
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And I tasted so much success that,
for the first time, I felt satisfied.
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But as the company expanded, he began to
hire engineers much more talented than me,
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We graduated
from MIT.
What of it?
**[03:43] ---**
and little by little, I got sidelined again...
**[03:46] ---**
So you were driven out?
**[03:48] ---**
I see. So you threatened
Crotter Inc to get your revenge?
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Of course not! Crotter was
my dream with Kuroki-san!
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Kuroki-san rescued me from the trash
and acknowledged my existence.
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You're in the way!
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You're in the way!
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But I was weak and foolish...
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Don't look so down, Iwasa-san.
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We'll ask Kuroki-san to take you back.
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No, thank you...
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Goodbye.
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To think Sugar's true identity
was that timid young man...
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Chancellor, I feel like
we're forgetting something.
**[04:26] ---**
Oh, right! We have to go save them!
**[04:33] ---**
Where is Zaharu-sama?
**[04:34] ---**
He must be hiding around here somewhere.
**[04:36] ---**
Is there any way out of here?
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If we can open that hatch,
we could escape in an armored car.
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Then, I'll run to the hatch control panel.
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You grab that armored car and stand by.
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It won't work. You'll be killed
before you can reach it.
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Spare us! Spare us!
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Who are you?
**[04:57] ---**
We found them sneaking around in the hallway.
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Were not! We were looking for the bathroom!
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Liar. No one wanders into a secret facility
while looking for the bathroom.
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They're all distracted by Eagle Talon.
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Now's our chance!
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What do we do? Contact the commander?
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The commander is busy. Let's just kill them.
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Wait a minute, please!
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Be merciful! Be merciful!
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I'll give you a porno mag!
I'll give you a porno mag!
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Porno Mag
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Porno Mag
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Teehee
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Porno Mag
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Porno Mag
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Teehee
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Porno Mag
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Porno Mag
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Teehee
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Porno Mag
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Porno Mag
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Teehee
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Get in!
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Zaharu!
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Oh, damn. The chancellor's leaking red juice.
**[05:32] ---**
It's not red juice, it's blood!
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You can't escape!
Prepare the anti-tank missiles.
**[05:41] ---**
Zaharu, they're aiming at
you with anti-tank missiles.
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Don't stop! Floor it!
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Got it.
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Oh no! It's closing!
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Mifuyu's amazing!
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Curse them.
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Commander. Zaharu-sama escaped.
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Curse you, Zaharu!
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Should we call off the plan?
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Don't be absurd.
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We don't need him for this plan.
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Gentlemen!
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The time for action has come!
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We are the gods of death.
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The gods of death and justice!
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In this suffocating era,
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we will send the walking dead of the
old order to hell where they belong,
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and spread our new order
all over the whole world!
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To achieve that end, nothing is off-limits.
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Phase one!
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Activate the Rage Spell!
**[06:47] ---**
Well, that pay is perhaps a little low...
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I can't do it for that pay, asshole!
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You're creeping me out! Quit looking at me!
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Wh-What? I wasn't looking...
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You were totally looking, you pervert!
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Are you a groper?
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Of course not!
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You piss me off!
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You piss me off more!
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I can't look after you anymore.
**[07:12] ---**
What's going on with everyone?
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Hey, where are you going?
**[07:16] ---**
The chancellor needs a hospital or a grave.
**[07:18] ---**
Yoshida-kun, can't you at least
take me to the funeral parlor first?
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Take us to NTS HQ.
There's a medical facility there.
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But what will I do? They won't
let an enemy into NTS HQ.
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It's fine. I'll tell them you're my
boyfriend. It won't be a problem.
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It's a *big* problem!
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We're here live at Shibuya Scramble Crossing.
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Everyone suddenly flew into a rage.
There are heated arguments everywhere.
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And an angry mob has surrounded
the prime minister's residence,
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screaming their grievances
at the government!
**[07:50] ---**
Another protest, huh?
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They'll leave by the last train.
Just let them shout themselves hoarse.
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I just got 1.5 million shitpost
replies on social media.
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Let's ask Crotter to delete them.
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Please do.
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Prime Minister.
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Reiwa!
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Reiwa
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Reiwa
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Oh, it's you, President Kuroki.
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The protests won't die down.
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On the contrary. They will keep growing.
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Why?
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Can't you control it via
social media like usual?
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I refuse.
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Why?
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The situation has changed.
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I want you to stay shut up in there for a while.
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That's not exactly ideal.
**[08:25] ---**
I'll have you arrested.
**[08:27] ---**
Feel free to try.
**[08:28] ---**
Secretary, call the police or the military,
and have President Kuroki arrested.
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Yes, sir.
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Hello? Huh?
**[08:36] ---**
Oh, sorry, but who am I speaking to?
**[08:38] ---**
A futon store?
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What are you doing?
**[08:39] ---**
I called the number listed,
but it was a futon store in Shimane.
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Please try again, then.
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Hello? What? Please speak Japanese.
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What now?
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It was a futon store in Myanmar.
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Why's it all futon stores?
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Did you forget?
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Crotter Inc controls Japan's...
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No, the *world's* information infrastructure.
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The eyes and ears of the world belong to us.
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I can even do *this*...
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USA Declares War on Japan
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USA Declares War on Japan
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Breaking News
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Breaking News
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Breaking news! The American government
has just declared war on Japan!
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Reiwa
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We're gonna wipe Japan
off the face of the Earth!
**[09:18] ---**
Reiwa
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Reiwa
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Reiwa
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Why would he declare war on Japan?
**[09:21] ---**
Don't worry.
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It's a faked video, created by a
technology known as "deepfake."
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Oh... thank goodness.
**[09:29] ---**
But I can send all kinds of fake
videos of you around the world.
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Prime Minister says "Look at my tits!"
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And the world will believe they're real.
**[09:37] ---**
What?!
**[09:38] ---**
You'll be put in a situation you won't
be able to explain your way out of.
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Give up and stay put
until I instruct you otherwise.
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I just want to be Cabinet Secretary again...
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**[10:09] ---**
The Rage Spell?!
**[10:14] ---**
How dare you!
**[10:16] ---**
You used me!
**[10:18] ---**
Kuroki! I'm not finished yet!
**[10:23] ---**
Yeahkuza
**[10:24] ---**
Baby Language Spell
**[10:24] ---**
Act Like a Dumbass When
Someone Says "That Way" Spell
**[10:24] ---**
Tear Off Your Clothes When
You Hear a Compliment Spell
**[10:24] ---**
Stiff Shoulders Spell
**[10:24] ---**
Zombie Spell
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Help Spell
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Now... time to test *this* one...
**[10:31] ---**
The Zombie Spell!
**[10:38] ---**
Die, asshole!
**[10:39] ---**
Die yourself!
**[10:41] ---**
Whadda *you* want?
**[10:46] ---**
Hey, what's going on?