E4 - Help Spell Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [01:00] ---     Park [01:00] ---     Gentlemen! SIGN    m 0 0 l 95 0 100 100 0 100 SIGN    m 0 0 l 95 0 100 100 0 100 SIGN    Episode 4 "Help Spell" SIGN    Episode 4 "Help Spell" SIGN    m 0 0 l 95 0 100 100 0 100 SIGN    Episode 4 "Help Spell" SIGN    Episode 4 "Help Spell" SIGN    Episode 4 "Help Spell" [01:01] ---     Thanks to you, we got the two million yen     reward for creating the baby talk anti-spell. [01:07] ---     Eagle Talon has been blessed with     funding beyond its wildest dreams. [01:12] ---     We could mess around for two years     before conquering the world on that. [01:14] ---     But we can't just rest on our laurels! [01:17] ---     Having financial security     should inspire us to be bold [01:18] ---     Inspirus Tobebold     (Artist's Impression) [01:18] ---     Inspirus Tobebold     (Artist's Impression) [01:18] ---     Inspirus Tobebold     (Artist's Impression) [01:20] ---     and conquer the world by New Year's Eve, [01:22] ---     Red and White Wrong Battle [01:22] ---     so we can all watch the Red and     White Battle on a large-screen TV! [01:26] ---     Roger! [01:26] ---     Dodger! [01:27] ---     Hey, he just said "Dodger"! [01:28] ---     That's why I gave the doc 50,000 yen and     six hours to cook us up a new secret weapon. [01:31] ---     Hours [01:31] ---     Hours [01:31] ---     That's it?! [01:31] ---     That's it?! [01:36] ---     Doc? [01:37] ---     Yeah. Here it is! [01:38] ---     It's called the "No Identity" and it fires a beam     that temporarily robs you of your identity! [01:41] ---     No Identity [01:41] ---     No Identity [01:41] ---     No Identity [01:42] ---     A beam that robs you of your identity? [01:44] ---     What's that even mean? [01:46] ---     Take a police officer, for example. [01:47] ---     If you hit him with this beam, he'll lose     all motivation to catch criminals. [01:53] ---     Even if he sees a thief     right in front of him, [01:54] ---     What's the point? [01:54] ---     What's the point? [01:54] ---     Heh heh [01:54] ---     Heh heh [01:56] ---     he'll ask himself, "What's even     the point of arresting that guy?" [02:00] ---     They'll all go home to the country     and take over the family business! [02:03] ---     You think? [02:04] ---     Well, let's use this and go     conquer the world right away! [02:09] ---     Eagle— [02:11] ---     Hey, Eagle Talon! [02:12] ---     What is it, DX Fighter? [02:14] ---     You guys conquering the world today?     I saw it on your Googoog Calendar. [02:17] ---     Yoshida-kun, why did you share     our calendar with DX Fighter?! [02:21] ---     I shared it by accident! [02:22] ---     You shared it with me too. [02:23] ---     I'd like to help you conquer the world. [02:26] ---     What? Help us? [02:28] ---     Yes! [02:29] ---     So what's the scheme? [02:30] ---     Attacking the government,     holding the business district hostage, [02:33] ---     poisoning a reservoir... Just name it! [02:36] ---     What in the world is he planning? [02:38] ---     I couldn't say. [02:39] ---     But his eyes look as pure     as a clearwater spring. [02:42] ---     True. Maybe we should give him a chance? [02:45] ---     Yeah, let's use him. [02:47] ---     Hey, DX Fighter! Come with us. [02:49] ---     Yeah, let's do this! [02:50] ---     I dunno, guys... [02:53] ---     I'd like to ask a few more questions     about the recent baby talk incident. [02:58] ---     I'm sorry, but that concerns     our employees' private lives, [03:02] ---     so it would be impossible     to answer your questions. [03:04] ---     I was hoping I could talk to     someone on your staff about it... [03:07] ---     Can I help you? [03:09] ---     Yes, I'm Tanaka from Monthly Baby Talk. [03:13] ---     I'd like to ask some questions about     your staff's recent baby talk party— [03:17] ---     Please leave. [03:18] ---     We have nothing to say about that. [03:20] ---     And... is that magazine even real? [03:23] ---     We serve a very particular clientele. [03:26] ---     Oh? [03:27] ---     I'd like to see a copy     of your magazine, then. [03:32] ---     You don't have one? [03:34] ---     Monthly Baby Talk [03:34] ---     Monthly Baby Talk [03:34] ---     Monthly Baby Talk [03:34] ---     I have a copy right here. [03:35] ---     Monthly Baby Talk [03:35] ---     Monthly Baby Talk [03:35] ---     Monthly Baby Talk [03:35] ---     Goo Goo Burble [03:35] ---     It's actually real?! [03:36] ---     Monthly Baby Talk [03:36] ---     Monthly Baby Talk [03:36] ---     Monthly Baby Talk [03:36] ---     S-Still... We can't answer any questions     regarding our employees' private lives. [03:42] ---     So please leave. [03:44] ---     Very well. [03:49] ---     How did it go? [03:50] ---     I have a read on the     lobby's security situation. [03:52] ---     Definitely tighter than     your standard tech company. [03:55] ---     The sheer number of anti-theft     cameras and guards is absurd. [03:58] ---     Crotter Inc... Very suspicious. [04:00] ---     I think they're hiding something. [04:03] ---     Kaneko, I can't believe you     mocked up a magazine for this. [04:06] ---     Oh, I actually make them in     my spare time every month. [04:06] ---     Monthly Baby Talk [04:06] ---     Monthly Baby Talk [04:06] ---     Monthly Baby Talk [04:06] ---     Goo goo     gaga     Burble     baba [04:08] ---     You actually publish them?! [04:11] ---     Let's begin our quest for     world domination in this park. [04:15] ---     We'll conquer that fountain first! [04:18] ---     Everyone, move out! [04:20] ---     Yay! Conquest! [04:22] ---     Yeah! We conquered this fountain! [04:25] ---     Is this capture the flag? [04:26] ---     Big Bro Yoshida. [04:27] ---     Where should we go next? [04:29] ---     The lavatories? The underbrush? [04:30] ---     Hm, how about that bench?     We can use it to take a load off. [04:34] ---     All right! I'll be first there this time! [04:37] ---     Are you guys at it again?! [04:39] ---     Ah! The maintenance company guy! [04:41] ---     How many times do I have to tell you people? [04:43] ---     World domination isn't allowed in the park! [04:46] ---     It doesn't say that in the park rules, though! [04:46] ---     Park Rules [04:46] ---     Park Rules [04:46] ---     No fireworks or fire [04:46] ---     No littering [04:46] ---     Stick to marked trails [04:48] ---     Yeah, because we don't     expect people to try it! [04:50] ---     But parks are the only places     we can take over right now... [04:52] ---     Social Distancing      World Domination [04:52] ---     Social Distancing      World Domination [04:52] ---     Huh? [04:52] ---     World     Domination [04:55] ---     You won't coerce me with that "Parks are the     only place we can take over right now" crap! [04:59] ---     Delu-Bo! [05:01] ---     What are you doing, DX Fighter?! [05:04] ---     Well, eliminating resistance is what     an evil secret society does, right? [05:08] ---     We practice green and socially     conscious world domination! [05:12] ---     An evil secret society! [05:13] ---     Delu-Bo! [05:14] ---     What are you doing, DX Fighter?! [05:16] ---     We need to silence the witnesses, obviously! [05:19] ---     You all right? [05:20] ---     They did it! [05:21] ---     Call the police! [05:22] ---     Delu-Bo! Delu-Bo! Delu-Bo! Delu-Bo! [05:24] ---     Stop it! Please stop this! [05:26] ---     Shut up! [05:27] ---     Hey! What're you doing? [05:28] ---     I want to conquer the world. [05:31] ---     If you're going to try to stop me... [05:33] ---     ...I'll be the chancellor! [05:36] ---     Hey! I'm the chancellor of DX Talon! [05:41] ---     Hey! DX Fighter! [05:43] ---     Yamanoue Bank [05:43] ---     Yamanoue Bank [05:45] ---     We're DX Talon! [05:47] ---     Cough up or I'll blast ya with     a DX Talon Bomber, assholes! [05:52] ---     Bank robbers! [05:52] ---     Moron! [05:54] ---     Now, men! [05:55] ---     Grab all the cash! [06:04] ---     Head straight for the Diet. [06:06] ---     Yessir! [06:07] ---     Darn that DX Fighter. [06:10] ---     Where has he gone? [06:11] ---     Chancellor. Could this be     some kind of spell at work? [06:14] ---     Look all around you. [06:17] ---     What? They're helping each other! [06:20] ---     Help Spell [06:20] ---     Help Spell [06:20] ---     I bet it's a Help Spell. [06:22] ---     A Help Spell? [06:23] ---     Is that why DX Fighter was helping us? [06:26] ---     But it's more harmful than helpful... [06:29] ---     A Help Spell requires you to offer aid to     others, regardless of the morality of the act. [06:30] ---     Can I help? [06:30] ---     Can I help? [06:34] ---     I see... [06:35] ---     I Love World Domination!!! [06:35] ---     I Love World Domination!!! [06:35] ---     And it's sent him on a rampage. [06:38] ---     Doc. How many good vibes     do we need to counter it? [06:41] ---     The hostile vibes have got     a negative 380 rating. [06:43] ---     Equivalent to pushing over     a cake at a wedding reception, [06:45] ---     Cheater [06:45] ---     exposing the groom's history of infidelity, [06:48] ---     and ranting that the bride gets     her ugly looks from her parents. [06:51] ---     That's pretty bad! [06:52] ---     Why are all your analogies about     stuff that goes on in relationships? [06:55] ---     It's Eagle Talon! [06:57] ---     Oh, you're from DX Company. [07:00] ---     Do you know where our president's gone? [07:02] ---     He's off conquering the world     under the name DX Talon. [07:07] ---     What? But why?! [07:09] ---     He's been corrupted by a Help Spell. [07:11] ---     That's very bad. When the president starts     committing evil deeds, he can't be stopped! [07:14] ---     Being a fighter for good has left him     with a lot of pent-up evil inside. [07:18] ---     How good can he be, then?! [07:19] ---     Chancellor, I've had an idea. [07:22] ---     What is it? [07:25] ---     Look at this! An evil secret society calling     itself DX Talon has launched a coup attempt! [07:29] ---     They're breaking through     police and JSDF barricades... [07:33] ---     ...and closing in on the Diet building! [07:36] ---     Zaharu. [07:37] ---     Is this another kind of spell? [07:40] ---     Most likely. I suspect Sugar is behind it. [07:43] ---     Get things in order just in case. [07:47] ---     Very well. [07:49] ---     Listen up, you damn politicians! [07:51] ---     If you don't surrender     unconditionally right now, [07:54] ---     I'll use a DX Talon Bomber to blow up     everything from here to Ikaho Hot Springs! [07:57] ---     Hold it! [08:00] ---     One... for all and all for one. [08:04] ---     Two... tickets to paradise. [08:07] ---     Three... French hens! [08:09] ---     Who the hell are you people?! [08:11] ---     We are your worst nightmare: [08:13] ---     The DX Fighters! [08:16] ---     What?! [08:18] ---     Look at this! A whole group of DX Fighters! [08:21] ---     When'd he form his own Sentai team?! [08:24] ---     Take this! [08:25] ---     No Identity Bomber! [08:29] ---     Wait, why am I doing this? [08:33] ---     Why am I? I'm going home to my parents! [08:35] ---     Wh-What's happening? [08:37] ---     They're all losing their identities! [08:39] ---     That's right. They're going to head     off on journeys of self-discovery, [08:42] ---     reunite with now-married long-lost     loves, and re-evaluate their lives! [08:46] ---     I still have numbers on my side. [08:48] ---     Get him, everyone! [08:51] ---     Don't give in, DX Fighters! [08:57] ---     Are you seeing this? [08:58] ---     The members of DX Talon, stripped of     their identities, have lost all motivation! [09:03] ---     Don't     try to     find me. [09:03] ---     Some are even leaving Dear John     letters and traveling the world! [09:07] ---     What do you say now? You're the only one left! [09:11] ---     What?! [09:13] ---     Now, repent your evil deeds. [09:19] ---     DX Talon Bomber! [09:26] ---     K-K-Koizumi?! [09:34] ---     They did it! [09:36] ---     They defeated the DX Talon's chancellor! [09:39] ---     Thank you, DX Fighters! [09:42] ---     We did it! Exactly 380 positive! [09:45] ---     We did it, Doc. [09:46] ---     We'd better make and broadcast     that Anti Spell right away. [09:49] ---     Hey, hang on a minute. [09:51] ---     What? [09:52] ---     That beam... [09:54] ---     ...did nothing to me! [09:56] ---     Why? [09:57] ---     Why didn't you lose your evil identity?! [10:00] ---     Evil identity? [10:02] ---     My identity has never     been rooted in good or evil! [10:09] ---     This is bad! [10:10] ---     What's DX Fighter's weakness? [10:11] ---     Yoshida-san. [10:13] ---     What is it, Philip? [10:14] ---     For DX Fighter... you need money. [10:17] ---     That's right. [10:19] ---     His moral compass revolves around... money! [10:22] ---     Hey, you blond pig! [10:24] ---     What now? I'll blast you! [10:25] ---     10,000 yen to back off. [10:27] ---     Deal. [10:29] ---     A mere 10,000 yen buys him off! [10:32] ---     What was this all for, anyway?! [10:35] ---     Ah! Wh-What are you doing? [10:37] ---     Hit it, Doc! [10:43] ---     An Anti-Spell? [10:45] ---     What's the meaning of this, Zaharu? [10:47] ---     Wait, could he have been... DX Fighter? [10:55] ---     Those guys... [10:57] ---     ...used an Anti-Spell?!