E5 - Tear Off Your Clothes When You Hear a Compliment Spell
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SIGN Episode 5 "Tear Off Your Clothes When
You Hear a Compliment Spell"
SIGN Episode 5 "Tear Off Your Clothes When
You Hear a Compliment Spell"
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SIGN Episode 5 "Tear Off Your Clothes When
You Hear a Compliment Spell"
SIGN Episode 5 "Tear Off Your Clothes When
You Hear a Compliment Spell"
SIGN Episode 5 "Tear Off Your Clothes When
You Hear a Compliment Spell"
[01:00] ---
Listen up! Don't let this thing slow down!
[01:03] ---
Just keep driving like you're doing now!
[01:05] ---
Y-Yes, sir.
[01:08] ---
Huh? What now?
[01:09] ---
Excuse me, is this the busjacker?
[01:11] ---
Who the hell are you?
[01:12] ---
This is Yoshida of the DX Fighters.
[01:15] ---
Please look to your right.
[01:16] ---
My right?
[01:17] ---
You will see Mt. Fuji,
the tallest mountain in Japan.
[01:20] ---
What are you, a tour guide?!
[01:22] ---
I'm so very sorry. I meant your left.
[01:24] ---
My left?
[01:25] ---
You'll see your fate line.
[01:26] ---
What are you, a palm reader?!
[01:27] ---
Yes, I am.
[01:27] ---
DX Fighters
Yoshida
[01:27] ---
Call in Progress
[01:27] ---
DX Fighters
Yoshida
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And you're about to meet your fate.
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What did you say?
[01:36] ---
Thank you!
[01:38] ---
Your water.
[01:39] ---
Let's dig a hole!
[01:42] ---
There, there.
[01:43] ---
DX Fighters Getting it Done!
[01:43] ---
DX Fighters Getting it Done!
[01:43] ---
DX Fighters Getting it Done!
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You're amazing, DX Fighters!
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So cool!
[01:44] ---
DX Fighters Save People From Landslide
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DX Fighters
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A Boon to Humanity!
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Brunch
with
the
Queen!
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Main
Host
Selected
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Another Stunning
Performance
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Keep fighting!
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I'm terribly grateful for the wonderful
hospitality you Japanese have shown me.
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SIGN The Queen of the Kingdom of Gluten
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[01:57] ---
A welcome on a scale unprecedented
in Japan, with which none could find fault:
[02:03] ---
Pancakes. Made with whatever
was lying around, I'm told.
[02:09] ---
But with all these people here, we won't
be able to tell where that Jajackal guy is.
[02:14] ---
Don't let your guard down.
[02:15] ---
I'll be fine, but the Doc—
[02:17] ---
Doc!
[02:19] ---
What are you doing, dummy?
[02:21] ---
Darn it. I shouldn't have taken
this job to arrest Jajackal...
[02:26] ---
DX Fighters
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Party
[02:26] ---
[02:26] ---
1 Hour Earlier
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It's a banquet for the Queen of Gluten.
[02:31] ---
I've reached the "state visit
party guest" level of branding!
[02:34] ---
Listen, DX Fighter.
[02:36] ---
Gluten is a kingdom of exceptional
standing and forbearance.
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Ex-scepter-nal
standing and
for-bear-ance
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Ex-scepter-nal
standing and
for-bear-ance
[02:38] ---
Ex-scepter-nal
standing and
for-bear-ance
[02:40] ---
Try not to offend them.
[02:41] ---
Dumbass. That's my line.
[02:43] ---
Don't go wild as soon as you
set eyes on the fancy spread.
[02:48] ---
Mr. President, the head of security
wants to ask you something.
[02:53] ---
I'm Arai, the head of security.
[02:54] ---
Ask me? You can't borrow my
portable charger, if that's it.
[02:57] ---
No, it's not that.
[02:58] ---
We received word that the
international terrorist, Jajackal,
[03:03] ---
will target tonight's banquet.
[03:05] ---
International terrorist?!
[03:07] ---
And we'd like you to protect
the queen, if you could.
[03:11] ---
Obviously, the police will do all
we can to find Jajackal as well,
[03:16] ---
but he's a master of disguise,
[03:17] ---
and can change his height, weight, sex,
[03:20] ---
and even his middle school graduation
and smartphone case at will!
[03:20] ---
Year
book
[03:23] ---
Those last two aren't disguises!
[03:25] ---
Do you have a photo of him?
[03:26] ---
This is the only known photo of Jajackal.
[03:29] ---
But it's from when he was a kid.
[03:32] ---
Those are some big-ass nipples!
[03:33] ---
Not sure we can identify
him just from that...
[03:35] ---
Sorry, but I don't take jobs that put
me\ in danger or don't turn a profit.
[03:39] ---
Why are you a superhero, then?!
[03:41] ---
Wait a minute, DX Fighter.
[03:43] ---
If you arrest the terrorist,
[03:45] ---
you'll be made the next
prime minister, for sure.
[03:45] ---
I'll give you
10 yen apiece,
[03:45] ---
I'll give you
10 yen apiece,
[03:45] ---
poverty-stricken
assholes!
[03:45] ---
poverty-stricken
assholes!
[03:49] ---
What? Uh, you think?
[03:50] ---
And not just that...
[03:52] ---
Your merch might even
get released internationally.
[03:56] ---
Very well. I accept the job.
[03:58] ---
Thank you very much.
[04:01] ---
DX Fighters. I am so honored to meet you.
[04:05] ---
Th-Th-Thank you very much, Y-Y-Your Majesty!
[04:10] ---
Not "Y-Y-Your Majesty."
Just "Your Majesty," if you please.
[04:13] ---
F-Forgive me, Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Your...
[04:15] ---
Get a grip, DX Fighter!
[04:18] ---
You are quite the gallant set, aren't you?
[04:22] ---
Very manly indeed.
[04:28] ---
H-Hey, what're you doing?
[04:29] ---
Uh... I-I have no idea!
[04:31] ---
Did we just rip off our clothes?
[04:33] ---
What's going on here?
[04:34] ---
Dear me. Have I said something to upset you?
[04:40] ---
A-Ah, we apologize...
[04:42] ---
You praised us, Your Majesty,
and we got a little excited...
[04:46] ---
Your Majesty, please excuse us a moment.
[04:49] ---
Hey, you. Can I borrow your tuxedo?
[04:52] ---
Huh?
[04:53] ---
DX Fighters
[04:53] ---
Party
[04:54] ---
Why'd we rip our clothes off like that?
[04:57] ---
I just don't get it.
[04:58] ---
It's like my hands started
moving of their own accord...
[05:01] ---
It must be a Golden Spell!
[05:03] ---
Surely not!
[05:05] ---
Tear Off Your Clothes When
You Hear a Compliment Spell
[05:05] ---
Tear Off Your Clothes When
You Hear a Compliment Spell
[05:05] ---
It's the "Tear Off Your Clothes
When You Hear a Compliment" Spell.
[05:08] ---
It has a hostile vibes rating of 320.
[05:10] ---
I wonder when we heard that spell.
[05:14] ---
Wait a sec. Did anyone else hear
a strange voice when we were changing?
[05:17] ---
A strange voice?
[05:20] ---
♫ The abalone on the rocky
coast have a crush! ♫
[05:22] ---
A crush! A crush!
[05:25] ---
Get dressed already, assholes!
[05:29] ---
Huh?
[05:31] ---
What is it?
[05:32] ---
Did one of you just say something?
[05:34] ---
Not me.
[05:36] ---
So it was a Golden Spell
we heard at that moment.
[05:39] ---
Does that mean Sugar's here too?
[05:42] ---
Not just Jajackal, but Sugar too?
[05:44] ---
Wait, who's this "Sugar" guy?
[05:46] ---
Let's get back to the banquet hall.
[05:49] ---
Wh-What? It's a standing party now?
[05:52] ---
That'll make it easier for Jajackal
to get close to Her Majesty.
[05:56] ---
We'll just have to shadow the queen, then.
[05:59] ---
But don't let anyone compliment you, okay?
Act in a way that won't get you complimented.
[06:03] ---
How do I do that, exactly?
[06:06] ---
Koizumi.
[06:07] ---
Kuroki-kun! You're here too?
[06:10] ---
Business leaders were invited
to this function as well.
[06:13] ---
So you're a member of the DX Fighters, huh?
[06:17] ---
Yeah, I am.
[06:19] ---
Why didn't you tell me?
[06:20] ---
Well, uh, I only joined recently...
[06:25] ---
I see.
[06:26] ---
Why come to me after all these years?
[06:30] ---
It was just a coincidence.
I wasn't coming to you.
[06:33] ---
Really?
[06:35] ---
You're not holding a grudge over
that incident forty years ago?
[06:41] ---
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~
[06:41] ---
40 Years Ago
[06:47] ---
Cigarettes
[06:51] ---
Kuroki-kun?
[06:52] ---
Wh-What do you want, Koizumi?
[06:55] ---
What are you doing here?
[06:56] ---
I was collecting ginkgo nuts.
[06:58] ---
Were you smoking?
[07:01] ---
And? So what if I was?
[07:03] ---
I was just surprised.
[07:05] ---
You're top of our class,
the student council president,
[07:05] ---
Top of the Class
[07:05] ---
Top of the Class
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Student Council
President
[07:07] ---
Student Council
President
[07:09] ---
the ace of the baseball team
and popular with all the girls.
[07:09] ---
Baseball Team Ace
[07:09] ---
Baseball Team Ace
[07:11] ---
I can't believe you're smoking...
[07:13] ---
It's that stuff that drives me to smoke.
[07:17] ---
Ah, right.
[07:19] ---
I guess all that would be stressful.
[07:21] ---
Not that I'd understand any of it...
[07:25] ---
Huh?
[07:31] ---
Koizumi...
[07:33] ---
This is all your fault!
[07:36] ---
The fire started because you startled me!
[07:40] ---
Uh, but if you hadn't been smoking—
[07:46] ---
I have a future.
[07:49] ---
People are counting on me, unlike you.
[07:51] ---
I'm not a clumsy moron like you!
[07:54] ---
F-Fine... It's all my fault.
[07:57] ---
That's right.
[07:58] ---
You were the one smoking,
and you started the fire.
[08:03] ---
Got it?
[08:05] ---
Yes... I was the one smoking.
[08:09] ---
I'm sorry.
[08:12] ---
Oh, that?
[08:14] ---
I totally forgot about it.
[08:16] ---
You forgot?
[08:18] ---
You really forgot that?
[08:19] ---
Stuff like that was pretty much
an everyday occurrence for me.
[08:27] ---
He forgot about it?
[08:31] ---
How's it going with
Jajackal and the clothing?
[08:33] ---
We're shocking people before they
say nice things to us, so it's going okay.
[08:37] ---
Well, well, if it isn't the DX Fighters!
[08:39] ---
You're doing such a great—
[08:41] ---
Oh, uh, nothing. We're just doing our best.
[08:44] ---
O-Oh, I see.
[08:46] ---
Um, could I get a picture with you?
[08:48] ---
I'd love to brag to my daugh—
[08:51] ---
Uh, sorry but no.
[08:52] ---
It's, um, a matter of hygiene.
[08:55] ---
You're always so cool!
[09:02] ---
DX Fighter, you're so cool!
[09:05] ---
We feel safe with you around!
[09:07] ---
I love you!
[09:14] ---
How are you finding the banquet?
Worthy of a hip-hip-hoo-reiwa?
[09:18] ---
Hoo-Reiwa
[09:19] ---
Hoo-Reiwa
[09:20] ---
I am incensed at this display.
[09:20] ---
Hoo-Reiwa
[09:22] ---
I have no choice but to view
this banquet as a national insult!
[09:28] ---
Oh, um, wait a minute...
[09:30] ---
I didn't think we could offend you...
[09:34] ---
Hey, DX Fighter!
[09:35] ---
The queen is angry!
[09:37] ---
What? Why?
[09:38] ---
Why do you think?! Because of you!
[09:40] ---
Okay, I get it. I'll apologize.
[09:42] ---
Shut up!
[09:43] ---
Never show your faces here again!
[09:47] ---
It's all over...
[09:49] ---
Big bro.
[09:51] ---
What's wrong, Bosatsutoge?
[09:54] ---
Chancellor, look at that man!
[09:57] ---
It's Jajackal!
[09:59] ---
Those big-ass nipples!
[10:02] ---
The queen's in danger!
[10:03] ---
Save her!
[10:06] ---
Hold it!
[10:10] ---
Jajackal is in the building!
[10:12] ---
Okay! Leave this to me!
[10:14] ---
DX Bomber!
[10:16] ---
Not in here!
[10:23] ---
What the hell?
[10:24] ---
Why can he throw around DX Bombers,
but I'm not allowed to throw grenades?
[10:28] ---
Shut up! Come with us!
[10:29] ---
I simply cannot thank you enough.
[10:32] ---
You were tearing off clothing in an
attempt to flush out Jajackal, correct?
[10:38] ---
Uh, I guess.
[10:40] ---
Those words will let us make an Anti-Spell.
[10:42] ---
Ain't that great? A nice, smooth ending.
[10:44] ---
But where was Sugar in all this?
[10:47] ---
DX Fighters! You've done
a great job once more!
[10:51] ---
Yup!
[10:51] ---
As long as I'm here, the country's
human resources will be protected!
[10:55] ---
What a real hero! You'll be the
next prime minister, for sure!
[10:59] ---
Hell yeah!