# E5 - Tear Off Your Clothes When You Hear a Compliment Spell
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GR25KXMKR/tear-off-your-clothes-when-you-hear-a-compliment-spell)
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***SIGN*** Episode 5 "Tear Off Your Clothes When
You Hear a Compliment Spell"
***SIGN*** Episode 5 "Tear Off Your Clothes When
You Hear a Compliment Spell"
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***SIGN*** Episode 5 "Tear Off Your Clothes When
You Hear a Compliment Spell"
***SIGN*** Episode 5 "Tear Off Your Clothes When
You Hear a Compliment Spell"
***SIGN*** Episode 5 "Tear Off Your Clothes When
You Hear a Compliment Spell"
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Listen up! Don't let this thing slow down!
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Just keep driving like you're doing now!
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Y-Yes, sir.
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Huh? What now?
**[01:09] ---**
*Excuse me, is this the busjacker?*
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Who the hell are you?
**[01:12] ---**
*This is Yoshida of the DX Fighters.*
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*Please look to your right.*
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My right?
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* You will see Mt. Fuji,*
* the tallest mountain in Japan.*
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What are you, a tour guide?!
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*I'm so very sorry. I meant your left.*
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My left?
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*You'll see your fate line.*
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What are you, a palm reader?!
**[01:27] ---**
*Yes, I am.*
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DX Fighters
Yoshida
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Call in Progress
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DX Fighters
Yoshida
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*And you're about to meet your fate.*
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What did you say?
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Thank you!
**[01:38] ---**
Your water.
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Let's dig a hole!
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There, there.
**[01:43] ---**
DX Fighters Getting it Done!
**[01:43] ---**
DX Fighters Getting it Done!
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DX Fighters Getting it Done!
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You're amazing, DX Fighters!
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So cool!
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DX Fighters Save People From Landslide
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DX Fighters
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A Boon to Humanity!
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Brunch
with
the
Queen!
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Main
Host
Selected
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Another Stunning
Performance
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Keep fighting!
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I'm terribly grateful for the wonderful
hospitality you Japanese have shown me.
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***SIGN*** The Queen of the Kingdom of Gluten
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***SIGN*** The Queen of the Kingdom of Gluten
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***SIGN*** The Queen of the Kingdom of Gluten
***SIGN*** The Queen of the Kingdom of Gluten
***SIGN*** The Queen of the Kingdom of Gluten
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A welcome on a scale unprecedented
in Japan, with which none could find fault:
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Pancakes. Made with whatever
was lying around, I'm told.
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But with all these people here, we won't
be able to tell where that Jajackal guy is.
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Don't let your guard down.
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I'll be fine, but the Doc—
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Doc!
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What are you doing, dummy?
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Darn it. I shouldn't have taken
this job to arrest Jajackal...
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DX Fighters
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Party
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~
**[02:26] ---**
1 Hour Earlier
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It's a banquet for the Queen of Gluten.
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I've reached the "state visit
party guest" level of branding!
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Listen, DX Fighter.
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Gluten is a kingdom of exceptional
standing and forbearance.
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Ex-scepter-nal
standing and
for-bear-ance
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Ex-scepter-nal
standing and
for-bear-ance
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Ex-scepter-nal
standing and
for-bear-ance
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Try not to offend them.
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Dumbass. That's my line.
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Don't go wild as soon as you
set eyes on the fancy spread.
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Mr. President, the head of security
wants to ask you something.
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I'm Arai, the head of security.
**[02:54] ---**
Ask me? You can't borrow my
portable charger, if that's it.
**[02:57] ---**
No, it's not that.
**[02:58] ---**
We received word that the
international terrorist, Jajackal,
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will target tonight's banquet.
**[03:05] ---**
International terrorist?!
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And we'd like you to protect
the queen, if you could.
**[03:11] ---**
Obviously, the police will do all
we can to find Jajackal as well,
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but he's a master of disguise,
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and can change his height, weight, sex,
**[03:20] ---**
and even his middle school graduation
and smartphone case at will!
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Year
book
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Those last two aren't disguises!
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Do you have a photo of him?
**[03:26] ---**
This is the only known photo of Jajackal.
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But it's from when he was a kid.
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Those are some big-ass nipples!
**[03:33] ---**
Not sure we can identify
him just from that...
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Sorry, but I don't take jobs that put
me\ in danger or don't turn a profit.
**[03:39] ---**
Why are you a superhero, then?!
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Wait a minute, DX Fighter.
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If you arrest the terrorist,
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you'll be made the next
prime minister, for sure.
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I'll give you
10 yen apiece,
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I'll give you
10 yen apiece,
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poverty-stricken
assholes!
**[03:45] ---**
poverty-stricken
assholes!
**[03:49] ---**
What? Uh, you think?
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And not just that...
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Your merch might even
get released internationally.
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Very well. I accept the job.
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Thank you very much.
**[04:01] ---**
DX Fighters. I am so honored to meet you.
**[04:05] ---**
Th-Th-Thank you very much, Y-Y-Your Majesty!
**[04:10] ---**
Not "Y-Y-Your Majesty."
Just "Your Majesty," if you please.
**[04:13] ---**
F-Forgive me, Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Your...
**[04:15] ---**
Get a grip, DX Fighter!
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You are quite the gallant set, aren't you?
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Very manly indeed.
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H-Hey, what're you doing?
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Uh... I-I have no idea!
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Did we just rip off our clothes?
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What's going on here?
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Dear me. Have I said something to upset you?
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A-Ah, we apologize...
**[04:42] ---**
You praised us, Your Majesty,
and we got a little excited...
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Your Majesty, please excuse us a moment.
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Hey, you. Can I borrow your tuxedo?
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Huh?
**[04:53] ---**
DX Fighters
**[04:53] ---**
Party
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Why'd we rip our clothes off like that?
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I just don't get it.
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It's like my hands started
moving of their own accord...
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It must be a Golden Spell!
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Surely not!
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Tear Off Your Clothes When
You Hear a Compliment Spell
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Tear Off Your Clothes When
You Hear a Compliment Spell
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It's the "Tear Off Your Clothes
When You Hear a Compliment" Spell.
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It has a hostile vibes rating of 320.
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I wonder when we heard that spell.
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Wait a sec. Did anyone else hear
a strange voice when we were changing?
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A strange voice?
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♫ The abalone on the rocky
coast have a crush! ♫
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A crush! A crush!
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Get dressed already, assholes!
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Huh?
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What is it?
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Did one of you just say something?
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Not me.
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So it was a Golden Spell
we heard at that moment.
**[05:39] ---**
Does that mean Sugar's here too?
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Not just Jajackal, but Sugar too?
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Wait, who's this "Sugar" guy?
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Let's get back to the banquet hall.
**[05:49] ---**
Wh-What? It's a standing party now?
**[05:52] ---**
That'll make it easier for Jajackal
to get close to Her Majesty.
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We'll just have to shadow the queen, then.
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But don't let anyone compliment you, okay?
Act in a way that won't get you complimented.
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How do I do that, exactly?
**[06:06] ---**
Koizumi.
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Kuroki-kun! You're here too?
**[06:10] ---**
Business leaders were invited
to this function as well.
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So you're a member of the DX Fighters, huh?
**[06:17] ---**
Yeah, I am.
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Why didn't you tell me?
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Well, uh, I only joined recently...
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I see.
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Why come to me after all these years?
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It was just a coincidence.
I wasn't coming to you.
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Really?
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You're not holding a grudge over
that incident forty years ago?
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~
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~
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40 Years Ago
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Cigarettes
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Kuroki-kun?
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Wh-What do you want, Koizumi?
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What are you doing here?
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I was collecting ginkgo nuts.
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Were you smoking?
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And? So what if I was?
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I was just surprised.
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You're top of our class,
the student council president,
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Top of the Class
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Top of the Class
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Student Council
President
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Student Council
President
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the ace of the baseball team
and popular with all the girls.
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Baseball Team Ace
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Baseball Team Ace
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I can't believe you're smoking...
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It's that stuff that drives me to smoke.
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Ah, right.
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I guess all that *would* be stressful.
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Not that I'd understand any of it...
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Huh?
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Koizumi...
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This is all your fault!
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The fire started because you startled me!
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Uh, but if you hadn't been smoking—
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I have a future.
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People are counting on me, unlike you.
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I'm not a clumsy moron like you!
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F-Fine... It's all my fault.
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That's right.
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You were the one smoking,
and you started the fire.
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Got it?
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Yes... I was the one smoking.
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I'm sorry.
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Oh, that?
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I totally forgot about it.
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You forgot?
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You really forgot *that*?
**[08:19] ---**
Stuff like that was pretty much
an everyday occurrence for me.
**[08:27] ---**
He forgot about it?
**[08:31] ---**
How's it going with
Jajackal and the clothing?
**[08:33] ---**
We're shocking people before they
say nice things to us, so it's going okay.
**[08:37] ---**
Well, well, if it isn't the DX Fighters!
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You're doing such a great—
**[08:41] ---**
Oh, uh, nothing. We're just doing our best.
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O-Oh, I see.
**[08:46] ---**
Um, could I get a picture with you?
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I'd love to brag to my daugh—
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Uh, sorry but no.
**[08:52] ---**
It's, um, a matter of hygiene.
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You're always so cool!
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DX Fighter, you're so cool!
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We feel safe with you around!
**[09:07] ---**
I love you!
**[09:14] ---**
How are you finding the banquet?
Worthy of a hip-hip-hoo-reiwa?
**[09:18] ---**
Hoo-Reiwa
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Hoo-Reiwa
**[09:20] ---**
I am incensed at this display.
**[09:20] ---**
Hoo-Reiwa
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I have no choice but to view
this banquet as a national insult!
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Oh, um, wait a minute...
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I didn't think we could offend you...
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Hey, DX Fighter!
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The queen is angry!
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What? Why?
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Why do you *think*?! Because of you!
**[09:40] ---**
Okay, I get it. I'll apologize.
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Shut up!
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Never show your faces here again!
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It's all over...
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Big bro.
**[09:51] ---**
What's wrong, Bosatsutoge?
**[09:54] ---**
Chancellor, look at that man!
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It's Jajackal!
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Those big-ass nipples!
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The queen's in danger!
**[10:03] ---**
Save her!
**[10:06] ---**
Hold it!
**[10:10] ---**
Jajackal is in the building!
**[10:12] ---**
Okay! Leave this to me!
**[10:14] ---**
DX Bomber!
**[10:16] ---**
Not in *here*!
**[10:23] ---**
What the hell?
**[10:24] ---**
Why can *he* throw around DX Bombers,
but I'm not allowed to throw grenades?
**[10:28] ---**
Shut up! Come with us!
**[10:29] ---**
I simply cannot thank you enough.
**[10:32] ---**
You were tearing off clothing in an
attempt to flush out Jajackal, correct?
**[10:38] ---**
Uh, I guess.
**[10:40] ---**
Those words will let us make an Anti-Spell.
**[10:42] ---**
Ain't that great? A nice, smooth ending.
**[10:44] ---**
But where was Sugar in all this?
**[10:47] ---**
DX Fighters! You've done
a great job once more!
**[10:51] ---**
Yup!
**[10:51] ---**
As long as I'm here, the country's
human resources will be protected!
**[10:55] ---**
What a real hero! You'll be the
next prime minister, for sure!
**[10:59] ---**
Hell yeah!