E9 - Whoa, There's a Pressure Plate in a Place Like This. Well, I'm Not Stepping On It. No, I'm Saying I Won't!

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[00:01] ---
    Question 1. Are you getting more chances
    to interact with your son or daughter?
[00:04] ---
    MMMMMORPG Questionnaire
[00:07] ---
    Um... "Little by little, but yes,
    we do seem to be getting closer."
[00:14] ---
    LITTLE BY LITTLE, BUT YES,
    WE DO SEEM TO BE GETTING CLOSER
[00:20] ---
    Question 2. What did your son or daughter
    say to you that made you happy?
[00:26] ---
    "He said my mommy is the best."
[00:33] ---
    I don't remember ever saying that...
[00:35] ---
    I told her how you feel
    when you weren’t around. Be grateful!
[00:40] ---
    I'll have you arrested for perjury.
[00:43] ---
    For now, I should teach her
    how to type in non-capital letters...
[00:46] ---
    Ah! Monsters have appeared!
[00:52] ---
    This is our chance!
[00:55] ---
    Mom's busy with the survey,
[00:58] ---
    so let's work together and win the day!
[01:04] ---
    Oh my! Monsters!
[01:13] ---
    There we go.
[01:20] ---
    Um, are all fights for this party...
[01:24] ---
    Yup, they're all like this.
[01:26] ---
    My mom always one-hit-kills everything.
[01:30] ---
    Excuse me for a moment.
[01:34] ---
    I don't want to blame Mamako,
[01:37] ---
    but my plan to make everyone love me
    as the party healer is ruined!
[01:46] ---
    We can see your dark power leaking from here.
[01:49] ---
    But, well, I understand how Medhi feels.
[01:50] ---
    Another! And another!
[01:53] ---
    We need to find a way to get stronger.
[01:56] ---
    Stronger than any foe,
    and stronger than my mom.
[02:01] ---
    What's this?
[02:03] ---
    New tower dungeon, now open!
[02:06] ---
    Anyone who completes it
    will be granted any wish they desire!
[02:12] ---
    A scam, huh?
[03:43] ---
    Whoa, There's a Pressure Plate in a Place Like This.
    Well, I'm Not Stepping On It. No, I'm Saying I Won't!
[03:46] ---
    I knew it was a scam, but I came anyway.
[03:49] ---
    Let's see, what did it say?
[03:51] ---
    “Walk across the pier
    in the port city of Ommym, and you'll see...”
[03:57] ---
    That tower dungeon is huge!
[03:59] ---
    I can't even see the top!
[04:01] ---
    How many floors do you think it is?
[04:04] ---
    I sure hope there's an elevator.
[04:08] ---
    It wouldn't be much of a dungeon
    if you could just take the elevator.
[04:12] ---
    Oh, you're adventurers, right?
[04:16] ---
    Hey, can you help me find my kid?
    He left the inn and hasn't come back.
[04:21] ---
    Me, too! We were planning
    on conquering the dungeon as mom and son,
[04:24] ---
    but he got mad, pitched a fit and ran off.
[04:28] ---
    So did mine!
    Did he go to the tower alone?
[04:32] ---
    Eh? What's going on here?
[04:34] ---
    Wh-What is all this?
[04:35] ---
    I don't understand what's going on!
[04:39] ---
    At times like this...
[04:41] ---
    We need to ask her for an explanation!
[04:45] ---
    Oh, she's here, too!
[04:47] ---
    It's surprisingly heavy!
[04:48] ---
    Now then. Now then. Now, now then...
[04:52] ---
    Time to use my revival magic.
[04:55] ---
    Here I go!
[04:56] ---
    Spara—
[04:57] ---
    Spara la Magia bel mirale!
[05:00] ---
    Rianimato!
[05:01] ---
    REVIVE
[05:03] ---
    M-Medhi!
[05:05] ---
    This was my one chance
    to finally do something!
[05:07] ---
    I'm the healer, so I thought it was my job.
[05:13] ---
    Greetings, everyone.
[05:14] ---
    It's me, your favorite coffin-loving informant,
    record holder for most deaths.
[05:18] ---
    I inform you that I am Shirase.
[05:21] ---
    Good morning!
[05:23] ---
    Another death by bug?
    There's too many of those in this game.
[05:27] ---
    But this time, the bug saved me.
[05:31] ---
    Actually, those mothers came to me, as well.
[05:37] ---
    But I'm a GM, not a player.
[05:40] ---
    I can't do an event
    that's designed for players.
[05:44] ---
    And so...
[05:46] ---
    You solved the problem by dying?
[05:48] ---
    It's strange, though.
[05:50] ---
    I wasn't told about an event like this.
    We need to find out what's going on.
[05:55] ---
    Let's go!
[05:57] ---
    Hello, tower dungeon!
[06:00] ---
    Let's get to clearing it!
[06:02] ---
    For now, just help me with the investigation.
[06:06] ---
    You don't have to go further than the lower floors.
[06:09] ---
    Forget the lower floors,
    let's head all the way to the top!
[06:12] ---
    And then I'll have my wish granted!
[06:15] ---
    I'll show the world
    that I can be greater than my mom,
[06:18] ---
    and to weave tales of me,
    the overpowered hero!
[06:22] ---
    Hey, sorry to interrupt your fun,
    but can I say something?
[06:27] ---
    I'm a Sage, right? A Super-Sage!
[06:30] ---
    So I can use a special ability
    to see the future a little.
[06:35] ---
    A special ability like that
    belongs to a failure like you?
[06:38] ---
    Wow!
[06:39] ---
    She's making it up, guys.
[06:40] ---
    Alright, just watch me tell your future, then.
[06:44] ---
    We head into the dungeon, right?
[06:47] ---
    Then Mamako's swords
    will make our work easier, right?
[06:49] ---
    And then when you get to the part
    where you have your wish granted...
[06:54] ---
    I want to be overp—
[06:55] ---
    Oh, right! I'm out of eggs
    for tomorrow's breakfast, so I'd like eggs!
[07:00] ---
    Don't scare me like that!
[07:02] ---
    It's okay, Ma-kun!
[07:04] ---
    Mommy will make sure
    she only asks for fresh eggs!
[07:08] ---
    I'm not worried about the eggs!
[07:09] ---
    Mom, keep your mouth shut in there! Got it?
[07:13] ---
    Okay, let's all watch as my prophecy becomes true!
[07:23] ---
    This tower is named "The Solo-Killing Tower."
[07:26] ---
    So it's deadly for solo players, huh?
[07:28] ---
    You can't beat it without a large party?
[07:33] ---
    Then we can't clear it on our own?
[07:36] ---
    Correct. You'll need to work
    with other test players and NPCs to clear it.
[07:44] ---
    Look, monsters!
[07:46] ---
    Don't worry. Mamako will just rip them apart.
[07:50] ---
    No, I can't do that.
[07:53] ---
    You finally understand, Mom?
[07:55] ---
    That your son is the star of this adventure!
[07:58] ---
    They say you're not supposed
    to kill any spiders you see in the morning, right?
[08:04] ---
    Why?
[08:05] ---
    Some people say they're supposed to be
    a sign of good luck.
[08:09] ---
    But I think that doesn't apply to monsters...
[08:11] ---
    And look! They're actually really cute!
[08:14] ---
    See?
[08:16] ---
    Now she's friends with them!
[08:19] ---
    When you were a kid, you loved the swings, too!
[08:27] ---
    Is that...
[08:32] ---
    It was an HP recovery square!
[08:34] ---
    We hadn't lost any HP to begin with.
[08:37] ---
    But I recognize this
    from all the video games I've played!
[08:40] ---
    You step on one, too, Porta!
[08:42] ---
    Okay! I pick this one!
[08:45] ---
    Exit Key
[08:46] ---
    I got the exit key!
[08:49] ---
    We can use this to get out of the dungeon instantly!
[08:51] ---
    This is all good stuff!
[08:53] ---
    Okay, I'll take this one!
    It's gotta be a boost to magic!
[08:57] ---
    Come on! Come on!
[09:00] ---
    That's a magic sealing trap.
    And every step on it increases its duration.
[09:06] ---
    Huh?
[09:08] ---
    Wise, allow me to take over!
[09:12] ---
    With Wise out of the picture,
    I'll be this party's only caster.
[09:16] ---
    Now I can have the spotlight to myself!
[09:19] ---
    Hey, Medhi!
[09:20] ---
    Don't worry.
[09:21] ---
    There are traps in the dungeon
    which dispel bad status effects.
[09:25] ---
    Also, its effects only last within the dungeon.
[09:28] ---
    Would you stop making that "Tch!" sound
    with that pretty face of yours?!
[09:33] ---
    They're best friends now, huh?
[09:35] ---
    What does this mark mean, then?
[09:37] ---
    Oh, that?
[09:39] ---
    It would be best if you stepped on that one.
[09:42] ---
    Understood. Alright, then...
[09:44] ---
    Hey, Mom, hold up!
    You should ask what it does first!
[09:48] ---
    Don't worry. It's something that will help you a lot
    in your attempts to clear this dungeon.
[09:53] ---
    And it's something that you, personally,
    will appreciate.
[09:58] ---
    I've got a horrible feeling...
[10:00] ---
    Here I go!
[10:05] ---
    Huh?
[10:16] ---
    The wind will allow you to jump up
    to the next level.
[10:19] ---
    Go on after her, everyone.
[10:24] ---
    Please, no more...
[10:27] ---
    This isn't a reward. It's a nightmare.
[10:32] ---
    Someday, you'll understand.
[10:36] ---
    How wonderful pantyhose are...
[10:38] ---
    That's not what I'm thinking about!
[10:42] ---
    I'm surprised there are still people
    trying to climb the tower.
[10:51] ---
    But from the size of your party,
    you don't seem to know how this dungeon works.
[10:55] ---
    Such fools.
[11:06] ---
    Hey, you okay?
[11:07] ---
    I-I'm fine! I didn't trip.
[11:12] ---
    Oh, okay.
[11:13] ---
    So, who are you?
[11:15] ---
    Does it matter?
[11:16] ---
    I am one of the Four Fiends
    of the rebel group Ribele,
[11:19] ---
    Amante, the Betrayer of Mothers!
[11:23] ---
    But there's no rule that says
    I have to tell that to everyone I meet.
[11:28] ---
    You just did, though.
[11:29] ---
    Yeah, you did.
[11:31] ---
    Is there any way you could tell us a little more?
[11:34] ---
    You think I'm going to tell you anything?
[11:37] ---
    I'm not telling you that the rebel group "Ribele"
    is a group of kids who've rebelled against the mothers.
[11:42] ---
    You just told us.
[11:43] ---
    Yeah, you did.
[11:46] ---
    All the adventurers in town
    already joined my group.
[11:51] ---
    But I guess a few more wandered in.
[11:54] ---
    Oh no! Are you...
[11:56] ---
    Oh, hello!
[11:58] ---
    I'm Mamako Oosuki!
    Ma-kun's mommy!
[12:03] ---
    There's someone in my party
    who says who she is when she shouldn't, too...
[12:08] ---
    Is she the real Mamako Oosuki?
[12:11] ---
    Hey! What's wrong?
[12:13] ---
    I'm really scared of Mamako Oosuki!
    But I won't tell you that!
[12:18] ---
    They can't clear the tower
    with a small party like that,
[12:21] ---
    but I need to retreat and come up with a plan!
[12:27] ---
    Lady Amante, are you okay?
[12:30] ---
    We'll clear the dungeon before you do!
[12:35] ---
    What was that about?
[12:36] ---
    We learned important information.
[12:39] ---
    Let's head back outside.
[12:40] ---
    Ms. Porta, please use the key you found earlier.
[12:43] ---
    Okay!
[12:44] ---
    Ta-dah!
[12:46] ---
    I will inform you of the truth.
    This situation was not anticipated.
[12:52] ---
    What you just saw was not an in-game event,
    but a serious problem.
[12:55] ---
    The mothers were looking
    for their missing children.
[12:59] ---
    Those children were the ones we saw in the tower.
[13:01] ---
    I recognize several of their faces
    from the player database.
[13:05] ---
    They must have left their mothers
    to join the rebel group Ribele.
[13:10] ---
    And the one leading them is...
[13:13] ---
    One of the Four Fiends,
    Amante, the Betrayer of Mothers!
[13:18] ---
    We've known for a while now that someone
    is trying to cause problems between families.
[13:22] ---
    We can assume that the rebel group Ribele,
    and that girl we saw, were behind what we've seen.
[13:29] ---
    So they gathered enough kids, who are rebelling
    against their mothers, for the dungeon?
[13:34] ---
    Which means...
[13:35] ---
    They're not all just sitting in a circle,
    complaining about their mothers, are they?
[13:39] ---
    They want to get to the top of the tower
    and get a wish of theirs granted.
[13:43] ---
    And that wish must be...
[13:45] ---
    It must be something evil
    if the bad guys are wishing for it.
[13:49] ---
    We have to do something about this!
[13:52] ---
    Okay, let's rise up against evil!
[13:54] ---
    Let's do our best so that the kids
    can go back to their mommies.
[14:00] ---
    Isn't this where the hero's party stops
    the bad guy's plans and saves the world?
[14:06] ---
    As a mom, I'd be more worried about my child
    running away than the fate of the world.
[14:13] ---
    But you know...
[14:14] ---
    Mamako's right.
[14:16] ---
    We can start with getting the kids back, right?
[14:19] ---
    Without enough people,
    they won't be able to beat the dungeon,
[14:22] ---
    and we can stop their plans that way.
[14:24] ---
    I think so, too!
[14:26] ---
    Me, too. I think it's fine.
[14:28] ---
    Well, it's more a question of my motivation...
[14:32] ---
    But if we want to get them back,
    we need to get to the floor they're on.
[14:36] ---
    And that means we need more people.
[14:40] ---
    What do we do?
[14:42] ---
    I inform you that you should make a guild
    and recruit members.
[14:47] ---
    Come, come, come, come.
[14:49] ---
    Please use this guild.
[14:51] ---
    Enter Guild Name
[14:52] ---
    Name it anything you like.
[14:54] ---
    Th-This is our guild?
[15:00] ---
    With MomMY Guild
[15:00] ---
    Look, Ma-kun! I was able to type
    the small letters like you showed me!
[15:01] ---
    With MomMY Guild
    REGISTERED
[15:05] ---
    She already named it!
[15:07] ---
    And she still typed it wrong!
[15:27] ---
    Good morning, Ma-kun.
    It's time to get up.
[15:30] ---
    Just let me sleep a little more...
[15:33] ---
    Oh dear, that's a problem.
[15:35] ---
    Wait! I know just what to do!
[15:38] ---
    Kiss!
[15:41] ---
    Wh-What the...
[15:43] ---
    That's the special skill, "Mother's Wake-up."
[15:45] ---
    It can bring someone out of a coma instantly!
[15:51] ---
    Thanks for the meal.
[15:52] ---
    But you know...
[15:55] ---
    This place is a mess.
    Is anyone really going to join this guild?
[15:59] ---
    I'm sure it will be fine.
[16:01] ---
    Mommy will do her best
    to make sure they feel welcome.
[16:05] ---
    It's a guild, not a hotel.
[16:07] ---
    Oh right, I remembered one more thing
    to inform you of.
[16:11] ---
    What's that?
[16:12] ---
    I've given you a small present
    to celebrate the founding of your guild.
[16:17] ---
    It should be in your item storage.
    Please use it to make your guild a fun place.
[16:22] ---
    I leave the rest to you.
[16:24] ---
    I must leave to investigate this rebel group.
[16:30] ---
    What does she mean by "present?"
[16:34] ---
    Master, if you want something,
    come out and say it!
[16:38] ---
    I always wanted to say that.
[16:40] ---
    Master, I'll do anything you want me to.
[16:43] ---
    Um! Um! Master! Just leave it to me!
[16:52] ---
    With the exception of Porta,
    I can't help but stare!
[16:55] ---
    Maybe Shirase's better than I gave her credit for.
[16:57] ---
    The size is perfect.
[16:59] ---
    All she had to do
    was make the chest as flat as possible.
[17:03] ---
    Medhi, let's take this outside.
[17:05] ---
    Masato, what did you get?
[17:07] ---
    The same thing you did.
    I think she hates me.
[17:10] ---
    Which means your mom also...
[17:12] ---
    Oh my! Such cute maids!
[17:15] ---
    Huh? That's your usual outfit.
[17:17] ---
    Ahem...
[17:18] ---
    In order to minimize the mental strain on her son,
    I forbid my mom from wearing cosplay.
[17:24] ---
    That's no fun!
[17:25] ---
    I wanted to wear the same outfit as her.
[17:28] ---
    I was looking forward to seeing your reaction.
[17:31] ---
    I'm not here to entertain you.
[17:34] ---
    Also, please show a little more concern for me...
[17:37] ---
    With all these cute maids,
    the With Mommy guild has a bright future!
[17:43] ---
    Let's all do our best!
[17:44] ---
    Okay, Guild Momaster!
[17:46] ---
    Let's get to work.
[17:48] ---
    Our goal is to recruit more people, but...
[17:51] ---
    First we need to repair our home base!
[17:53] ---
    Let's be sure to make a good first impression!
[17:55] ---
    If I have crafting materials, I can use
    my item creation skill to repair and improve our guild!
[18:00] ---
    Okay, let's split up to be more efficient!
[18:03] ---
    One group can go shopping, another can clean!
[18:05] ---
    I'll do my best!
[18:07] ---
    Making them feel welcome is most important!
[18:10] ---
    Okay, Guild Momaster!!
[18:12] ---
    Momaster is a hard word to say, right?
[18:14] ---
    Be back soon!
[18:18] ---
    Welcome!
[18:21] ---
    There's all kinds of building materials here!
[18:23] ---
    How about this wall? This one's great, too!
[18:27] ---
    Do you think Mamako would like this one?
[18:30] ---
    Yes, I do!
[18:32] ---
    And my job is to carry the bags.
[18:33] ---
    This one's perfect! This one too! Um...
    And this, and this! And this!
[18:35] ---
    Since we have Porta's bag,
    I don't even need to be here.
[18:40] ---
    I'm the hero, aren't I? The main character?
[18:49] ---
    I think Ma-kun's room is a little cleaner now.
[18:55] ---
    His bed's nice and fluffy now, too.
[19:01] ---
    I was thinking.
    Do you really need to do all that?
[19:04] ---
    I doubt he'll be using that room for long.
[19:07] ---
    But right now, this is Ma-kun's room. His home.
[19:11] ---
    I want to make sure it's nice and clean,
    and say, "Welcome home."
[19:15] ---
    He may get mad at me for cleaning it
    without permission, though.
[19:20] ---
    But that's something to be happy about, I'm sure.
[19:25] ---
    Some moms don't get to say
    "Welcome home" to their children.
[19:32] ---
    Mamako...
[19:35] ---
    Oh! Perhaps Ma-kun and the others are back?
[19:39] ---
    Ma-kun, welcome home!
[19:41] ---
    Oh my!
[19:48] ---
    We got so many wonderful things!
    I'm so satisfied.
[19:52] ---
    Your smile alone is enough to satisfy me.
[19:55] ---
    Now, where's the cash register...
[19:58] ---
    Excuse me. Where's the laundry detergent
    and washboards? Take me there.
[20:04] ---
    With all those people,
    it's hard to keep stocked up on necessities.
[20:09] ---
    Oh, right. I need to get some heating pads,
    to get the swelling down in my butt and shins.
[20:16] ---
    You're Mamako Oosuki's son and his party!
[20:20] ---
    You must be taking it easy,
    if you're out here shopping.
[20:23] ---
    Same to you.
[20:25] ---
    Hey, Masato.
[20:26] ---
    That girl seems to be treating her butt and shins
    after hurting them yesterday, but it's too late!
[20:31] ---
    You there, maid!
[20:33] ---
    Stop saying scary things like that!
[20:35] ---
    Anyway, I've got news for you—
[20:37] ---
    The bruises won't heal right,
    and you'll never feel confident in your body again.
[20:42] ---
    For the rest of your life, you'll let out a sigh
    whenever you see your legs or butt.
[20:46] ---
    Poor girl.
[20:52] ---
    M-Medhi, that's enough!
[20:55] ---
    For your sake, if nothing else.
[20:57] ---
    Come on, Amante, it's okay now.
[21:00] ---
    If you want to tell us something, go ahead.
    We're listening.
[21:04] ---
    Forget it!
[21:05] ---
    I'm not going to tell you
    that I sent an assassin to your base!
[21:10] ---
    You sent an assassin?
[21:12] ---
    To attack the With Mommy guild?
[21:15] ---
    If that's true...
[21:19] ---
    It's not really a big deal, is it?
[21:21] ---
    Mamako is there.
[21:23] ---
    I agree!
    She can take them down in one hit!
[21:26] ---
    Yeah, you're right. With her there,
    it's not really a problem.
[21:30] ---
    See ya! Be sure to put those heating pads on!
[21:32] ---
    Hold it! If you underestimate Ribele,
    you're going to regret it!
[21:43] ---
    Masato, Medhi, Porta!
[21:44] ---
    Huh, Wise? Why are you here?
[21:47] ---
    Hurry back to the guild!
    Mamako's going to lose!
[21:51] ---
    Mom losing? No way.
[21:53] ---
    Hurry! It's a really bad situation!
[21:57] ---
    Ma-kun!
[21:59] ---
    Mom!
[23:34] ---
    #10 The With Mommy Guild Welcomes All!
    ...Wait, It's a Bunch of Uninvited Guests!
[23:35] ---
    What am I doing, you ask?
    It’s mommy’s in-bed service!