E5 - This is a Territory for Children, Filled With Hopes and Dreams. For Children. That's the Important Part!

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    Okay, here I go!
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    Don't be naughty, little puppies!
[00:33] ---
    Mommy did it!
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    You know, I'm kind of starting to wonder
    why I even exist.
[00:44] ---
    What a coincidence...
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    This one, and this one...
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    So am I.
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    I'll never be stronger than my mom
    if I keep fighting normal battles.
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    If only there were a quest
    to make us stronger...
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    What's this?
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    A quest?
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    Seeking Adventurers for Quest
    Seeking people to take the academy entrance test!
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    Seeking people to take
    the academy entrance test?
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    Th-This is...
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    Oh, are you interested in the academy, Ma-kun?
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    Then why not give a try?
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    Mom? Are you sure?
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    Your feelings are what's important.
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    Mommy wants you to do anything
    you feel like doing!
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    Really? In that case, it's off to the academy!
SIGN    Town of Maternia
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    The city of learning, Maternia.
SIGN    Lover's Lane Academia
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    At the heart of the city
    lies an institution of learning.
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    So this is Lover's Lane Academia, huh?
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    This is a Territory for Children, Filled With Hopes and Dreams.
    For Children. That's the Important Part!
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    The place where we'll be doing
    our "school life" quest.
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    This flier says that if you become a student
    at the academy, you can get a ton of SP points.
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    Seems perfect for increasing our stats
    or getting new skills.
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    Forget that, look at the Prevenire!
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    Example of an item you can get
    with your SP: Prevenire
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    This accessory blocks all magic sealing!
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    It's something I absolutely need, isn't it?
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    Pr-Prevenire!
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    I want a stuffed animal!
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    Stuffed Animal
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    It's an amazing item that increases
    your chances of successful item crafting!
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    I'd like the Stema of Power,
    which raises attack power...
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    It can't be a coincidence that there are items
    that all three of us want...
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    Um, Masato...
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    Was it okay to leave your mother behind?
    Wouldn't it be better if she was here?
[04:17] ---
    It's fine. She was supportive
    when she sent us here.
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    Besides, you can't bring your mom to school...
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    Prevenire! Prevenire!
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    Sorry! Are you okay?
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    She's gorgeous!
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    Thank you.
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    Are you students here?
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    Y-Yeah, we were about to enroll...
    And you are?
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    I'm...
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    Medhi, what are you doing?
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    Who are they?
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    H-Hello. I'm Masato.
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    And that's Wise and Porta.
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    The three of us are test players.
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    Oh, you're test players, too?
    Then we'll need proper introductions.
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    This is my daughter Medhi,
    and I'm her mother. I go by Medhimama.
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    By the way, how many quests have you done?
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    Oh, I shouldn't ask, should I?
    I'm sure the two of us have completed more!
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    Oh, right, want some tips? I'm sure you do, right?
[05:19] ---
    Well, no...
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    You merely need to do what I say!
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    My daughter did everything I told her,
    and she became incredibly strong.
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    A mother must provide guidance for her child
    from the moment they're born, that's my rule.
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    So even in a game, a child should do
    everything their mother says.
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    They'll never go astray if they do.
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    Well, for advice, we're so much stronger than you,
    so you probably can't use them.
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    She keeps bragging, so I can’t get a chance
    to talk to Medhi!
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    Did you say you were going to this school?
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    Somebody, help!
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    If you are, too bad!
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    My daughter Medhi
    is more talented than anybody.
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    But even if you're not as good as her,
    you should still study hard!
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    Now, let's go.
[05:55] ---
    Masato, I'm happy we got to meet. Bye!
[06:02] ---
    That old lady was pretty nasty, huh?
[06:04] ---
    Before I knew it, I was hiding from her...
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    I'm not sure about Medhimama,
    but if I met a cute girl like that,
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    my school life might be pretty great!
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    Ding-dong dang-dong.
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    We couldn't get the students' faces done in time,
    but don't worry about it.
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    I'm your teacher, Mr. Gruff!
    Glad to have you!
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    Over the next week, you three will
    experience the entirety of school life
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    in a special short-term class!
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    Three?
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    There were supposed to be four students.
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    Does that mean there's one more coming?
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    Don't tell me...
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    Please wait, Mom!
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    M-Mom?
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    No, you're not my mom. You're Medhi!
[06:53] ---
    Hey, "Hero Masato," can we talk for a second?
[06:57] ---
    Does every girl you see
    look like your beloved mommy?
[07:02] ---
    That's not it! It’s not like that!
[07:05] ---
    This sucks. I want to die.
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    Alright then, let's have this young mother
    introduce herself.
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    My name is Medhi! I'm a healer.
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    A-Also, I'm not Masato's mother.
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    I'm very sorry I couldn't live up
    to your expectations. My apologies.
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    O-Oh, please don't apologize!
    I'm really sorry on my part, too.
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    But I'm glad.
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    After meeting by chance,
    I get to be in the same class as you.
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    Could this be fate, perhaps?
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    Oh, I'm so silly!
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    It felt like something was missing
    from my adventures, and this is it!
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    A beautiful, polite and kind heroine!
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    And she's in my class too,
    so I've got a great shot at love!
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    Pardon the intrustion.
    I've come to participate in the class.
[07:58] ---
    Healer Medhi's mother!
    You can't just join the class...
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    Don't mind me. I'm just making sure my daughter
    is the best, regardless of the situation.
[08:10] ---
    Oh, didn't we just meet?
    Yes, you're Masato.
[08:14] ---
    Poor boy, ending up in Medhi's class.
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    Regardless, you're standing too close to her.
[08:20] ---
    Y-You think so?
    I don't think we're that close...
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    No, you are. I detest it.
[08:27] ---
    Come here, Medhi.
[08:30] ---
    Yes, Mother.
[08:33] ---
    You need to understand
    how much better Medhi is than you.
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    If you wish to talk to her, talk to me first, got it?
[08:42] ---
    Even at school,
    I have to deal with another family's weird mom.
[08:46] ---
    It's not fair.
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    Now, let's start the class.
[08:54] ---
    R-Right! Now then, let us begin the lesson!
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    Everybody, pay attention.
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    Question: A level 50 Hero with a STR stat of 125
    uses a Divine Slash ability with an attack power of 255
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    on a Dark Lord with a DEF stat of 100.
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    How much damage is dealt?
    Answer correctly for 10 SP.
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    You get that much?
[09:13] ---
    However, only the first person to answer
    gets the points.
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    Raise your hand if you have the answer.
[09:18] ---
    Yes, I have the answer!
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    It does 174 damage!
[09:22] ---
    That's correct.
    10 points to Healer Medhi!
[09:27] ---
    She's my daughter, so of course she's smart.
[09:30] ---
    Okay, next question.
[09:32] ---
    The Hero used Divine Slash.
    But the Dark Lord took no damage. Why?
[09:36] ---
    It didn't take damage, so it must have
    some kind of invincible defense?
[09:41] ---
    Alright...
[09:42] ---
    Huh?
[09:43] ---
    Teacher, if you'll allow, my daughter
    will answer the question.
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    Go on, Medhi. Give the right answer.
[09:49] ---
    Yes, Mother.
[09:50] ---
    The answer is the Dark Lord is actually an illusion.
    The real one is hiding in another dimension.
[09:57] ---
    Uh, yes! That's right!
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    Ten points for Healer Medhi.
    Congratulations!
[10:05] ---
    As to be expected.
[10:06] ---
    Um, Medhimama?
[10:09] ---
    Oh, what is it, Masato?
[10:11] ---
    Oh, I see! Did my staff coincidentally fall
    and stop you from raising your hand?
[10:17] ---
    I had no idea! I'm truly sorry!
[10:20] ---
    Okay, next question.
[10:22] ---
    The Hero can't believe his eyes.
    And then the Dark Lord speaks to him.
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    What does he say?
[10:27] ---
    What the heck?
[10:28] ---
    It's an original question I came up with!
[10:31] ---
    Come up with an answer I like
    and you get 10 points!
[10:33] ---
    What the heck?
[10:35] ---
    Me! Me, me, me, me, me!
[10:37] ---
    I've got one! Okay, the answer is...
[10:46] ---
    What the heck is she doing?
[10:48] ---
    Masato, Wise is confused!
[10:51] ---
    Someone put a negative status effect on her.
[10:54] ---
    I think that staff is suspicious, but...
[10:58] ---
    I feel... sleepy...
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    Hey, Porta! What's wrong?
[11:06] ---
    What's this?
[11:07] ---
    Suddenly, I'm hearing a lot of snoring!
[11:10] ---
    Medhimama, I think you're going a little far.
[11:16] ---
    I have no idea what you're talking about.
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    And aren't you feeling sleepy, Masato?
[11:21] ---
    My armor gives me a bonus
    against status effects.
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    It's not perfect, though.
[11:27] ---
    Is that so?
[11:29] ---
    But it's just partial resistance.
[11:31] ---
    If it's not perfect,
    then I'll keep trying until you fall asleep!
[11:37] ---
    Seriously?
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    So tired...
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    Now there's nobody to stand in my way.
[11:45] ---
    My daughter can answer all the questions,
    get all the points and develop the most.
[11:50] ---
    Damn... She's the worst...
[11:53] ---
    Not at all. I'm the greatest mother there is!
[11:57] ---
    No way... How could you be?
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    If you truly love your child, it's necessary
    to knock down people who don't matter.
[12:04] ---
    There's no need to worry about the morality,
    since you're doing it for your child!
[12:09] ---
    It's natural for a parent with a child
    to feel that way.
[12:12] ---
    It should be allowed!
[12:14] ---
    Yes, of course it should!
[12:17] ---
    It's no good...
    I can't keep my eyes open.
[12:21] ---
    I really wish you would stop.
[12:24] ---
    Was that...
[12:31] ---
    Hey, Masato. What the hell was that?
    It's unforgivable!
[12:35] ---
    Taking it out on my won't help.
[12:38] ---
    If you have a problem, then talk to...
[12:40] ---
    I guess you can't, since the suspect
    isn't at their seat anymore.
[12:45] ---
    Though it's weird they could put us to sleep
    without having to chant a spell.
[12:49] ---
    I secretly appraised it, and that staff gives
    the ability to cast spells without chanting.
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    More overpowered equipment
    for a mom, huh?
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    Hard to believe it would hit
    a non-combatant like Porta though, right?
[13:06] ---
    Ping-pong!
[13:07] ---
    This is a message for Masato the hero!
    Masato the hero!
[13:12] ---
    A new heroine is waiting for you!
    Come to the rear courtyard immediately.
[13:18] ---
    My heroine is waiting for me!
[13:29] ---
    Is it Medhi? Or another student?
[13:32] ---
    Two heroines fighting over the hero...
    Wouldn't that be great?
[13:43] ---
    Is that really you, my heroine?
[13:47] ---
    Yes, it's me.
[13:53] ---
    Definitely saw that coming.
    I knew it was you.
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    O-Oh, I'm surprised you're so calm, Ma-kun.
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    I figured you'd be more upset if I showed up.
[14:06] ---
    Of course not.
[14:07] ---
    I'm not so childish to get mad
    over something like that.
[14:09] ---
    Don't underestimate your son.
[14:14] ---
    Let me start by asking about that outfit.
[14:18] ---
    This? What do you think?
    Does it look good on me?
[14:21] ---
    Your skirt's too short.
[14:23] ---
    Don't roll it up at the waist to make it shorter.
[14:26] ---
    But it's cuter when it's shorter.
    You're too strict, Ma-kun.
[14:30] ---
    You might have the face and figure
    to pull it off,
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    but as your son, it's a total no-go!
[14:38] ---
    You sent us off with a smile, and now you're here
    in a sailor uniform? What the hell?
[14:43] ---
    Explain!
[14:44] ---
    You wish for an expla—
    No, to be informed?
[14:47] ---
    Very well, then!
[14:51] ---
    Hello.
[14:52] ---
    There you are.
[14:53] ---
    Are you the one responsible
    for this terrible farce?
[14:57] ---
    I suspected as much.
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    You were watching?
    If you knew, you should've stopped me!
[15:02] ---
    You ran off before I could!
[15:05] ---
    “My heroine is waiting for me!”
    That was hilarious.
[15:09] ---
    Please stop!
[15:11] ---
    Now, allow me to inform you that this time
    I am Shirase, the school's acting principal.
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    This school was quickly constructed
    to ward off overbearing parents
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    who complained that there was no place
    in the game for children to learn.
[15:30] ---
    I just ran into someone
    I could imagine saying that.
[15:34] ---
    So are the items on this list,
    which were clearly intended to lure us...
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    You noticed?
[15:40] ---
    I went through the trouble
    of writing out each of those by hand
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    and then spreading them
    in order to bring you here.
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    So we were lured here, after all.
[15:50] ---
    Then, if you brought my mom here,
    you must want us to do something, right?
[15:55] ---
    Indeed.
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    Your job is to handle problems between
    parents and children that the GM's cannot.
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    No, I don't think that's what our job
    is supposed to be!
[16:05] ---
    Well, if you ask me, it is.
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    Either way, it seems fate has already
    brought you together, so I'll leave it to you.
[16:13] ---
    Do you mean...
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    I won't get involved in the issue this time.
[16:19] ---
    This school was built extremely quickly,
    and has many bugs that need investigation.
[16:25] ---
    For example, this one.
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    A sudden death bug...
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    Everybody, stand. Bow.
[16:40] ---
    Sit down.
[16:42] ---
    Now then, let's continue with first period.
[16:44] ---
    Hold it!
[16:46] ---
    Wh-What's wrong, Hero Masato!
    Why are you yelling?
[16:49] ---
    How could I not be yelling?
    Please do something, sir!
[16:53] ---
    She is clearly not a student! Right?
[16:56] ---
    She looks like one to me.
[16:58] ---
    Ah, jeez! Even as her son, I must admit
    that she's fitting in just fine, but...
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    Mom, you tell him!
[17:06] ---
    Y-You're right. I have to tell him.
[17:09] ---
    Sir, I'm Ma-kun's mother. My name is Mamako.
[17:14] ---
    I wanted to see how my son was doing in school,
    so I snuck into the class.
[17:22] ---
    I'm so sorry!
[17:24] ---
    What's this?
    You're really Hero Masato's mother?
[17:28] ---
    Very well!
    You may participate as an observer.
[17:32] ---
    Go take a seat over there.
[17:35] ---
    I avoided the nightmare
    of my mom joining the class as a student.
[17:40] ---
    Hello.
[17:43] ---
    I'm Mamako, Ma-kun's mom.
    Nice to meet you.
[17:47] ---
    I'm Medhimama, Medhi's mother.
[17:50] ---
    Allow me to apologize in advance
    for making your son feel inferior.
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    For you see, my daughter is very talented.
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    Don't worry, I'm sure Ma-kun
    will be able to make friends quickly.
[18:05] ---
    I thought we were talking about grades,
    not making friends.
[18:09] ---
    She's throwing me off.
[18:12] ---
    Now then, let's start fresh
    and get back to class!
[18:15] ---
    Ma-kun, do your best.
[18:18] ---
    Knock it off! That's embarrassing!
[18:21] ---
    Medhi's laughing. No more. Please kill me.
[18:24] ---
    Okay, question.
[18:26] ---
    The Dark Lord's true form must be
    drawn to the battlefield in order to win.
[18:29] ---
    What do you do?
[18:30] ---
    It seems simple, yet...
[18:33] ---
    Maybe the hero can go to the Dark Lord's location,
    or use a special item to bridge the two dimensions.
[18:38] ---
    There are a number of ways
    to answer the question.
[18:44] ---
    Medhi, take your time and think.
    You have plenty of time.
[18:48] ---
    I think everyone else is about to get sleepy.
[18:52] ---
    She's going to interrupt us again?
[18:58] ---
    That's strange. Nobody is sleeping.
[19:04] ---
    What's this?
    Mom's elbow bracers are glowing?
[19:09] ---
    Hey, Porta. Doesn't my mom's equipment...
[19:12] ---
    It completely blocks all bad status effects.
[19:15] ---
    So maybe...
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    Like sharing your dinner with neighbors
    when you've made too much,
[19:20] ---
    she’s sharing her overwhelming power
    to protect the students.
[19:25] ---
    It must be the support skill, "Mother's Sharing."
[19:28] ---
    She got another weird skill.
[19:30] ---
    Ma-kun, you can do it!
[19:30] ---
    And she doesn't seem to have realized.
[19:33] ---
    Ma-kun!
[19:33] ---
    That's what that awful mom deserves.
[19:35] ---
    Did I just hear someone
    next to me say something?
[19:39] ---
    No, I must be imagining it.
[19:42] ---
    Thanks to Mamako,
    Medhimama's scheme didn't work.
[19:46] ---
    She's so great!
[19:48] ---
    That's right...
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    Jeez. She really did it.
[19:51] ---
    Now, time to solve the problem...
[19:53] ---
    I know!
[19:54] ---
    Why are you answering, Mom?
[19:56] ---
    S-Sorry, but I think I know the answer.
[20:00] ---
    That doesn't mean you can
    answer the question, though.
[20:02] ---
    This is our class—
[20:04] ---
    No, it's fine.
    She's wearing the uniform, so I'll allow it.
[20:09] ---
    Okay, Mamako. Give us your answer.
[20:12] ---
    Right! If he's refusing
    to come out of his room,
[20:15] ---
    then you must bring the Dark Lord's mother
    to help get him out.
[20:20] ---
    It's not scary! Your mommy's right here!
    It's okay, so come on out!
[20:27] ---
    But...
[20:28] ---
    That's ridiculous!
[20:30] ---
    Indeed! Even a violent criminal
    listens when his mother calls to him.
[20:35] ---
    And the Dark Lord is no exception!
    Mamako is correct!
[20:38] ---
    Have 30 points!
[20:40] ---
    Oh my! I got points!
[20:43] ---
    That's the right answer?
    And why does she get so many points?
[20:45] ---
    Now, a question for Mamako.
[20:47] ---
    Why are you asking her?
[20:49] ---
    The Dark Lord comes out due to his mother's calls,
    and the first thing he does is speak to the Hero.
[20:55] ---
    What does he say?
[20:57] ---
    Let's see...
[20:58] ---
    Maybe he says, "What are you doing
    with my mom? Get away from her!"
[21:03] ---
    That's what Ma-kun would say
    if he were the Dark Lord, right?
[21:06] ---
    I would not!
    What's wrong with you?
[21:10] ---
    Hero Masato loves his mother very much, huh?
[21:13] ---
    Alright, that's correct. 30 points for Mamako!
[21:16] ---
    How wonderful!
[21:17] ---
    That is not the right answer!
[21:19] ---
    Next question.
[21:21] ---
    The Dark Lord, Hero Masato, fights a hopeless
    battle to get his mother back from the Hero.
[21:27] ---
    You don't even know if I'm the Hero
    or the Dark Lord anymore, do you?
[21:31] ---
    And leave me out of the story!
[21:36] ---
    Now, I'll announce the grades for today.
[21:37] ---
    1 Hero Masato's Mom, Mamako
    2 Healer Medhi
[21:42] ---
    We're going to have a talk later. Understood?
[21:45] ---
    Yes, Mother...
[21:48] ---
    Male Student 7
    Hero Masato
    Sage Wise
    Merchant Porta
[21:51] ---
    We didn't have to worry about Medhimama,
    but my mom still ended up taking the spotlight...
[21:55] ---
    Ma-kun, Wise, Porta!
[21:58] ---
    You all did great today!
[22:00] ---
    Let's have a fun time at school tomorrow, too!
[23:34] ---
    What a Beautiful Girl... Wait, Not You, Mom.
    Don't Get Near Me in That Outfit, Stop!
[23:35] ---
    Ma-kun, is that too hot for you?