E6 - What a Beautiful Girl... Wait, Not You, Mom. Don't Get Near Me in That Outfit, Stop!

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[00:01] ---
    I'm heading out!
[00:02] ---
    Oh, Ma-kun!
[00:03] ---
    I'll be ready to go soon!
[00:06] ---
    Sorry! I'll see you when you get there!
[00:12] ---
    No way in hell am I going to school
    with my mom!
[00:15] ---
    Plus, there’s only one way
    I want to spend my morning...
[00:19] ---
    Good morning!
[00:20] ---
    And here we go!
[00:22] ---
    Uh, I mean...
[00:23] ---
    Good morning, Medhi. You're early.
[00:26] ---
    Yes, I was going to review yesterday's lesson.
[00:28] ---
    I-I see!
[00:30] ---
    I was going to do the same, I guess.
[00:32] ---
    Really?
[00:33] ---
    So, uh, if it's okay...
    Want to study together?
[00:37] ---
    I'd love to!
    Let's both do our best, Masato!
[00:43] ---
    She's the perfect heroine!
    And her smile is so dazzling!
[00:47] ---
    Now our wonderful story of school life and—
[00:53] ---
    Don't tell me this is...
[00:55] ---
    I finally caught up to you, Ma-kun!
[01:01] ---
    Hello, Mamako.
[01:02] ---
    Ah, Medhimama, good mor—
[01:05] ---
    As you can see,
    I've brought every type of outfit imaginable!
[01:06] ---
    Sailor Uniform
[01:10] ---
    Loli-Kimono
    Bunny Suit
    Catgirl
    Maid
    Nurse
[01:14] ---
    It looks great on you!
[01:16] ---
    Of course it does!
[01:17] ---
    I won't allow you to hog the spotlight
    like you did yesterday!
[01:20] ---
    Victory will be ours!
[01:23] ---
    I'm not sure what victory you're referring to,
[01:25] ---
    but let's both do our best
    while observing the class!
[01:31] ---
    These mothers are polluting
    my wonderful school life story...
[01:37] ---
    Shut up with the "victory" crap.
[01:44] ---
    Let's go, Medhi.
[01:46] ---
    Yes, Mother!
[03:19] ---
    What a Beautiful Girl... Wait, Not You, Mom.
    Don't Get Near Me in That Outfit, Stop!
[03:20] ---
    Today, our class will be on item creation.
[03:24] ---
    Today's 1st Period
    Cooking Class
[03:24] ---
    It's time for a cooking class!
[03:26] ---
    Hold it!
[03:28] ---
    Do your best, everyone!
[03:31] ---
    Medhi, make sure you're number one! Got it?
[03:34] ---
    Y-Yes, Mother!
[03:37] ---
    What's the deal here?
[03:39] ---
    Combat classes like us
    can't get any SP points in a class like this.
[03:44] ---
    True, but there's no need to worry.
[03:46] ---
    We've got Porta on our side,
    and she's great at item creation!
[03:52] ---
    Can I make something good?
    I can make something good...
[03:57] ---
    I made... something good!
[04:03] ---
    Here!
[04:04] ---
    I made hard-boiled eggs
    that are easy to peel!
[04:09] ---
    Amazing work, Ms. Porta!
[04:11] ---
    Y-You humble me!
[04:13] ---
    Okay, my turn!
[04:14] ---
    Boiled eggs are easy enough
    that I can make them, too.
[04:17] ---
    Can I make something good?
    Of course I can!
[04:21] ---
    I made... something good!
[04:27] ---
    What is this? It stinks!
[04:29] ---
    It didn't work!
[04:30] ---
    You screw-up.
[04:32] ---
    I'll show you how it's done!
[04:35] ---
    It'd be awkward saying that cute spell,
    so I'm skipping it...
[04:38] ---
    And it's done!
[04:41] ---
    Masato failed, too!
[04:44] ---
    You totally messed up!
[04:45] ---
    I knew it!
    It can't be done unless you're a crafter!
[04:50] ---
    Well done, Healer Medhi!
[04:52] ---
    You're a combat class, yet you still had
    a 100% success rate! Amazing!
[04:59] ---
    Medhi receives ten SP points!
[05:02] ---
    Thank you!
[05:05] ---
    That's my heroine for you!
[05:07] ---
    Masato, look at that.
[05:17] ---
    It may appear she's pulling it off,
    but she's probably making weird goop, like me!
[05:22] ---
    And that old bag's just using
    her illusion magic to disguise it.
[05:26] ---
    Hey, hey, hey! Don't just make stuff up!
[05:28] ---
    I'm not making stuff up!
[05:29] ---
    I know what I see!
[05:31] ---
    Fine! I'll go see for myself.
[05:37] ---
    That looks delicious, Medhi.
    Can I have a bite?
[05:40] ---
    O-Of course.
    Though, I'm not sure if it's good or not...
[05:44] ---
    Lucky!
[05:45] ---
    Now comes the part
    where I eat the heroine's home cooking!
[05:49] ---
    Um... did you not like it?
[05:53] ---
    No, it's the best food I've ever tasted...
[05:56] ---
    Thank you...
[06:02] ---
    - See? Told ya!
    - M-Masato!
[06:06] ---
    I'll do whatever it takes
    to make Medhi number one.
[06:14] ---
    Wh-What are you doing, Mom?
[06:16] ---
    I'm cooking, of course!
[06:18] ---
    Mommy wanted to make something, too!
[06:21] ---
    Would you mind tasting it?
[06:23] ---
    Does it taste like
    how I always make it at home?
[06:25] ---
    Hey, stop! That looks hot!
[06:28] ---
    That's right, you can't eat anything
    that's too hot, can you?
[06:31] ---
    I need to cool it down for you.
[06:34] ---
    I don't need you to do that!
[06:38] ---
    I wonder if it's still a little too hot.
[06:42] ---
    Here! Say "Ah."
[06:44] ---
    Fine. I'll taste it.
[06:47] ---
    Item Creation Success Rate Boost
[06:49] ---
    Looks like Hero Masato's been given a boost
    to his item creation success rate!
[06:55] ---
    D-Don't tell me it's another special ability?
[06:58] ---
    It must be the special mother's skill,
    "Mother's Breath!"
[07:02] ---
    She blew on it twice, so it's twice as strong!
[07:04] ---
    What the hell?
[07:05] ---
    This'd be a great time to make fun of Masato
    for loving his mommy so much,
[07:09] ---
    but right now we need to focus
    on getting points!
[07:12] ---
    Mamako, give me a Mother's Breath, too!
[07:14] ---
    Me, too, please!
[07:16] ---
    Okay!
[07:17] ---
    Then I'll give it to you.
[07:24] ---
    Item Creation Success Rate Boost
[07:25] ---
    That skill's a little too special!
[07:27] ---
    W-Well, whatever!
[07:28] ---
    If we've got a boost, then...
[07:30] ---
    Can I make something good?
[07:32] ---
    I can make something good!
[07:33] ---
    I made...
[07:36] ---
    Something good!
[07:38] ---
    Oh my!
[07:40] ---
    I can't believe you made
    something so incredible!
[07:43] ---
    Twenty points for each of you!
[07:46] ---
    Alright!
[07:47] ---
    I got a ton of points!
[07:49] ---
    I'm so happy!
[07:51] ---
    Amazing!
[07:52] ---
    I'll give you a hug as a reward!
[07:55] ---
    We don't need that!
[07:58] ---
    Medhi?
[07:58] ---
    Masato, congr—
[08:00] ---
    Medhi!
[08:03] ---
    There's no need
    to give anyone else compliments.
[08:06] ---
    S-Sorry, Mother.
[08:09] ---
    Hug!
[08:10] ---
    How disgusting!
[08:12] ---
    Now, what do I do about this?
[08:21] ---
    Yum-yum!
[08:26] ---
    Can we eat all this?
[08:27] ---
    Imagine all the calories...
[08:29] ---
    I-I'll do my best!
[08:31] ---
    Don't worry!
[08:32] ---
    I thought this might happen,
    so I borrowed some containers!
[08:35] ---
    Oh, nice, Mom!
[08:37] ---
    But how do we preserve it?
[08:38] ---
    Food won't spoil if I put it in my bag!
[08:42] ---
    Smart thinking!
[08:43] ---
    Then, for now, let's just eat what we can!
[08:46] ---
    Let's ea—
[08:47] ---
    Oh, there you are.
[08:49] ---
    I inform you that I, Shirase the principal,
    am passing by.
[08:52] ---
    Since my name is Shirase.
[08:54] ---
    Would you like to join us, Ms. Shirase?
[08:56] ---
    I appreciate the offer, but I'll pass.
[08:58] ---
    I actually had something urgent
    to discuss with you.
[09:01] ---
    With me?
[09:04] ---
    Very nice. Oh, I see.
[09:08] ---
    I'm actually married and have a daughter.
[09:11] ---
    So this means that, for Masato,
[09:14] ---
    his mother is being embraced
    by another mother.
[09:20] ---
    How does it feel?
[09:21] ---
    I don't know!
[09:21] ---
    Thank you.
[09:23] ---
    I inform you that I've finished
    taking your measurements.
[09:29] ---
    Measurements?
    What do you mean?
[09:34] ---
    I suggest getting a good meal in
    before afternoon classes.
[09:38] ---
    Without plenty of energy, you may not make it.
[09:44] ---
    I've got a bad feeling...
[09:47] ---
    So full!
[09:49] ---
    Is everyone ready?
[09:51] ---
    Yup!
[09:52] ---
    Yeah... I saw this coming.
[09:54] ---
    Mom's coming soon. I know it.
    She's coming in a swimsuit.
[09:58] ---
    And a swimsuit no normal mother
    would ever think of wearing...
[10:06] ---
    Masato! Let's do our best in afternoon classes!
[10:09] ---
    Hey, come on, what are you doing?
[10:13] ---
    I can't go on.
    I can no longer endure this cruel fate.
[10:17] ---
    Hey, are you okay?
[10:20] ---
    You look kind of pale...
[10:24] ---
    No, I'm completely fine!
[10:27] ---
    See?
[10:31] ---
    I'm glad, then.
[10:32] ---
    Let's do our best with class!
[10:38] ---
    Wise can't do that.
[10:41] ---
    Where are you looking when you say that?
[10:43] ---
    Okay, boys! Stare all you like!
[10:47] ---
    This is what a sexy grown-up looks like!
[10:49] ---
    You look great, Mother!
[10:52] ---
    This is just a prelude.
    The true horror is yet to come...
[10:55] ---
    I'm so sorry for being late!
[11:00] ---
    I knew it!
[11:02] ---
    There must be something under there
    that's worse than what Medhimama's wearing!
[11:10] ---
    It's... a school swimsuit?
[11:14] ---
    One of the old school ones!
[11:24] ---
    Welcome, School Swimsuit Mamako!
[11:25] ---
    Now, now! No running by the pool!
[11:28] ---
    Ms. Mama looks great!
[11:30] ---
    I'm still growing, you know.
    There's still hope...
[11:33] ---
    Huh? Where are you going?
[11:35] ---
    I'm going on a journey...
[11:37] ---
    In search of a world where I don't need
    to see my mother in a school swimsuit.
[11:42] ---
    And ever since,
    no one saw Hero Masato again...
[11:47] ---
    Oh no! Ma-kun!
[11:49] ---
    What are you doing?
[11:50] ---
    How could I lose... to that?!
[11:55] ---
    Good grief...
[11:57] ---
    That's what you get,
    you wretched mom. Hilarious.
[12:01] ---
    Ma-kun, are you okay?
[12:04] ---
    Is something wrong?
[12:07] ---
    No...
[12:11] ---
    Hey, Wise, you can't call her "wretched."
    I mean, it's true, but it's rude to Medhi!
[12:17] ---
    Huh? What are you talking about?
[12:18] ---
    Listen up, Medhi!
[12:20] ---
    This time, you'd better be number one!
[12:22] ---
    Ma-kun, work hard during pool class!
[12:25] ---
    You'd better get first place, damn it!
[12:27] ---
    Mommy's gonna cheer you on the whole time!
[12:41] ---
    Okay, it's time for swim class!
[12:44] ---
    The combat classes will defeat the monsters,
    and crafters will make items using their drops!
[12:52] ---
    Crafters and combat classes working together
    is the key to getting good grades!
[12:58] ---
    Everybody ready?
[13:00] ---
    Okay! Set... Go!
[13:07] ---
    Okay! My trusty blade, Firmament,
    shall split the heavens with its wrath!
[13:13] ---
    Huh?
[13:14] ---
    Um, Mr. Gruff, are there any flying enemies here?
[13:18] ---
    Oh, this is swimming class,
    so it's all water monsters!
[13:23] ---
    Damn it all! I can't do anything!
[13:28] ---
    You just sit there and watch!
[13:30] ---
    Masato, I'm going on ahead!
[13:44] ---
    She beat it with a physical attack
    instead of magic?
[13:46] ---
    Is she one of those berserk healers?
[13:49] ---
    Medhi's a healer with
    enhanced physical damage!
[13:52] ---
    I taught her how to fight myself,
    so she'd be the best on attack and defense
[13:56] ---
    and reverse the idea
    that healers are weak fighters!
[14:01] ---
    Th-That's a playstyle for advanced players...
[14:05] ---
    Now's not the time to be impressed!
    I can fight, too!
[14:11] ---
    Ma-kun, Mommy's right here!
[14:15] ---
    Do your best, Ma-kun!
[14:24] ---
    A-An octopus?
[14:28] ---
    It's headed this way!
[14:31] ---
    This one is first!
[14:43] ---
    Alright! I got an octopus leg!
[14:46] ---
    Masato, leave this item to me!
[14:49] ---
    Get to it, Porta!
[14:51] ---
    Can I make something good?
    I can make something good!
[14:55] ---
    I made...
[14:59] ---
    Something good!
[15:01] ---
    What is that?
[15:02] ---
    A takoyaki party set!
[15:05] ---
    I can make takoyaki
    that cures bad status effects!
[15:11] ---
    That looks fun! Can I join you?
[15:15] ---
    I'm really good at flipping them!
[15:18] ---
    A poolside takoyaki party, huh?
[15:21] ---
    Wait, Wise, shouldn't you be fighting monsters?
[15:25] ---
    I-It's not like my magic got sealed and can't fight,
    so I came to join the takoyaki party instead!
[15:33] ---
    I feel sorry for her...
[15:35] ---
    Wait, I need to get back to work!
[15:42] ---
    Medhi, you seem to be working hard, huh?
[15:45] ---
    Yes! I can't lose this fight,
    so I won't hold back, Masato!
[15:50] ---
    I don't mind that
    kind of hot-blooded battle stuff!
[15:54] ---
    Actually, I love it!
[15:58] ---
    Is there anything down here
    that can turn it around for me?
[16:03] ---
    Something with a special bonus or such?
[16:10] ---
    It's huge!
[16:11] ---
    I've been waiting for something like that!
[16:13] ---
    Sorry, Medhi, but I'm going for it!
[16:16] ---
    I'll be the one to beat it!
[16:23] ---
    Hero Masato and Healer Medhi
    are in a dead heat!
[16:29] ---
    Medhi, swim faster!
    Or you can't be number one!
[16:34] ---
    This is getting tough...
[16:37] ---
    Ma-kun, don't push yourself too hard!
[16:39] ---
    It doesn't matter what place you get!
[16:41] ---
    The most important thing
    is that you don't get hurt!
[16:44] ---
    I know you're always doing your best!
[16:49] ---
    So no matter what place you get,
    you'll always be a gold medal winner to me!
[16:57] ---
    Mom...
[16:59] ---
    Jeez! If that's how she's going to be,
    I have to win this!
[17:03] ---
    What are you doing, Medhi?
    You have to be number one, no matter what it takes!
[17:07] ---
    And you'd especially better not lose to Masato!
[17:09] ---
    Unless everyone else thinks
    you're number one...
[17:12] ---
    ...you're worthless!
[17:24] ---
    Medhi?
[17:25] ---
    Number one, number one...
[17:28] ---
    So annoying... I wish she'd die.
[17:32] ---
    Medhi?
[17:43] ---
    A sea anemone?!
[17:47] ---
    It's going to grab us!
[17:52] ---
    Ms. Mama!
[17:56] ---
    No!
[17:58] ---
    Wait! Why is it going after Mom?
[18:01] ---
    Mommy
[18:05] ---
    Um, Mr. Sea Anemone...
[18:08] ---
    I really wish you'd stop...
[18:20] ---
    This is...
[18:20] ---
    All over my body...
    It feels weird...
[18:23] ---
    ...one of the bad things.
[18:26] ---
    It's really bad...
[18:28] ---
    Ma-kun!
[18:30] ---
    Cut that the hell out!
[18:32] ---
    Here, take this!
[18:35] ---
    Thank you, Porta!
[18:39] ---
    Naughty monsters who cover Mommy
    in tentacle slime...
[18:44] ---
    ...need to be badly punished!
[19:00] ---
    Yes! Yes! Yes!
[19:02] ---
    If it's in the sky...
[19:04] ---
    ...it's mine!
[19:16] ---
    Gotcha!
[19:17] ---
    And so, today's number one spot
    goes to Hero Masato!
[19:23] ---
    Hero Masato
    Healer Medhi
    Male Student 3
    Male Student 1
    Female Student 5
[19:23] ---
    He didn't defeat
    as many monsters as Healer Medhi,
[19:27] ---
    but he got extra points
    for defeating a rare monster!
[19:30] ---
    So he receives thirty points!
[19:32] ---
    Wow! Amazing!
[19:33] ---
    Aww, shucks.
[19:35] ---
    Congratulations!
[19:37] ---
    Yeah! You, too, Porta!
[19:39] ---
    You were the top crafter, right?
[19:41] ---
    Yes! I'm so happy!
[19:43] ---
    Hmph! I ate three whole plates of takoyaki,
[19:47] ---
    and if one plate had eight,
    that means I beat twenty four octopi in total!
[19:51] ---
    So I'm number one!
[19:54] ---
    Congratulations, Ma-kun!
[19:57] ---
    Knock it off, Mom!
[19:59] ---
    Everybody's watching!
[20:01] ---
    Just a little is fine, isn't it?
    You did your best!
[20:05] ---
    You got lots of those whatsit-points, too!
    Amazing!
[20:09] ---
    I'm so happy!
[20:11] ---
    T-Try to have some self-control!
[20:14] ---
    I can't! I'm your mommy, after all!
[20:18] ---
    I don't know what that means...
[20:22] ---
    What's going on here?
[20:24] ---
    I told you many times to be number one!
    And you're number two?
[20:29] ---
    You should be ashamed!
[20:32] ---
    I-I did the best I could,
    but Masato was really strong...
[20:37] ---
    Excuses are disgraceful!
    Shut up and reflect on it!
[20:40] ---
    Y-Yes, Mother...
[20:43] ---
    I'm sorry!
[20:44] ---
    Ah, jeez! I feel sick!
[20:48] ---
    We're doing extra training after school.
    I’m saying all this for your sake! Got it?
[20:54] ---
    Yes... As you wish, Mother.
[20:59] ---
    Medhi...
[21:03] ---
    Medhi!
[21:04] ---
    Wait, Ma-kun! I'll go, too!
[21:07] ---
    You don't need to come, Mom!
[21:10] ---
    But I'm worried about her, too!
[21:17] ---
    Medhi has been acting weird sometimes...
[21:22] ---
    You noticed, too, huh?
[21:25] ---
    I'm sick of this shit!
[21:31] ---
    Damn it! Damn it! Damn it! Damn it!
[21:40] ---
    That wretched mom! I really want to kill her!
[21:46] ---
    Damn it! Damn it!
[21:48] ---
    I kind of saw it coming,
[21:50] ---
    Damn it! Damn it!
[21:52] ---
    but I wanted to keep the fantasy going
    a little longer, Medhi...
[23:34] ---
    Students are the Protagonists of a School Festival. But People
    Wearing School Uniforms are Included, Too.
[23:35] ---
    Let's have another strategy meeting
    with nobody wearing clothes!