# E6 - What a Beautiful Girl... Wait, Not You, Mom. Don't Get Near Me in That Outfit, Stop!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G64PKJ7VR/what-a-beautiful-girl-wait-not-you-mom-dont-get-near-me-in-that-outfit-stop)
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**[00:01] ---**
I'm heading out!
**[00:02] ---**
Oh, Ma-kun!
**[00:03] ---**
I'll be ready to go soon!
**[00:06] ---**
Sorry! I'll see you when you get there!
**[00:12] ---**
*No way in hell am I going to school
with my mom!*
**[00:15] ---**
*Plus, there’s only one way
I want to spend my morning...*
**[00:19] ---**
Good morning!
**[00:20] ---**
And here we go!
**[00:22] ---**
Uh, I mean...
**[00:23] ---**
Good morning, Medhi. You're early.
**[00:26] ---**
Yes, I was going to review yesterday's lesson.
**[00:28] ---**
I-I see!
**[00:30] ---**
I was going to do the same, I guess.
**[00:32] ---**
Really?
**[00:33] ---**
So, uh, if it's okay...
Want to study together?
**[00:37] ---**
I'd love to!
Let's both do our best, Masato!
**[00:43] ---**
*She's the perfect heroine!
And her smile is so dazzling!*
**[00:47] ---**
*Now our wonderful story of school life and—*
**[00:53] ---**
Don't tell me this is...
**[00:55] ---**
I finally caught up to you, Ma-kun!
**[01:01] ---**
Hello, Mamako.
**[01:02] ---**
Ah, Medhimama, good mor—
**[01:05] ---**
As you can see,
I've brought every type of outfit imaginable!
**[01:06] ---**
Sailor Uniform
**[01:10] ---**
Loli-Kimono
Bunny Suit
Catgirl
Maid
Nurse
**[01:14] ---**
It looks great on you!
**[01:16] ---**
Of course it does!
**[01:17] ---**
I won't allow you to hog the spotlight
like you did yesterday!
**[01:20] ---**
Victory will be ours!
**[01:23] ---**
I'm not sure what victory you're referring to,
**[01:25] ---**
but let's both do our best
while observing the class!
**[01:31] ---**
These mothers are polluting
my wonderful school life story...
**[01:37] ---**
Shut up with the "victory" crap.
**[01:44] ---**
Let's go, Medhi.
**[01:46] ---**
Yes, Mother!
**[03:19] ---**
What a Beautiful Girl... Wait, Not You, Mom.
Don't Get Near Me in That Outfit, Stop!
**[03:20] ---**
Today, our class will be on item creation.
**[03:24] ---**
Today's 1st Period
Cooking Class
**[03:24] ---**
It's time for a cooking class!
**[03:26] ---**
Hold it!
**[03:28] ---**
Do your best, everyone!
**[03:31] ---**
Medhi, make sure you're number one! Got it?
**[03:34] ---**
Y-Yes, Mother!
**[03:37] ---**
What's the deal here?
**[03:39] ---**
Combat classes like us
can't get any SP points in a class like this.
**[03:44] ---**
True, but there's no need to worry.
**[03:46] ---**
We've got Porta on our side,
and she's great at item creation!
**[03:52] ---**
Can I make something good?
I can make something good...
**[03:57] ---**
I made... something good!
**[04:03] ---**
Here!
**[04:04] ---**
I made hard-boiled eggs
that are easy to peel!
**[04:09] ---**
Amazing work, Ms. Porta!
**[04:11] ---**
Y-You humble me!
**[04:13] ---**
Okay, my turn!
**[04:14] ---**
Boiled eggs are easy enough
that I can make them, too.
**[04:17] ---**
Can I make something good?
Of course I can!
**[04:21] ---**
I made... something good!
**[04:27] ---**
What is this? It stinks!
**[04:29] ---**
It didn't work!
**[04:30] ---**
You screw-up.
**[04:32] ---**
I'll show you how it's done!
**[04:35] ---**
It'd be awkward saying that cute spell,
so I'm skipping it...
**[04:38] ---**
And it's done!
**[04:41] ---**
Masato failed, too!
**[04:44] ---**
You totally messed up!
**[04:45] ---**
I knew it!
It can't be done unless you're a crafter!
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Well done, Healer Medhi!
**[04:52] ---**
You're a combat class, yet you still had
a 100% success rate! Amazing!
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Medhi receives ten SP points!
**[05:02] ---**
Thank you!
**[05:05] ---**
That's my heroine for you!
**[05:07] ---**
Masato, look at that.
**[05:17] ---**
It may appear she's pulling it off,
but she's probably making weird goop, like me!
**[05:22] ---**
And that old bag's just using
her illusion magic to disguise it.
**[05:26] ---**
Hey, hey, hey! Don't just make stuff up!
**[05:28] ---**
I'm not making stuff up!
**[05:29] ---**
I know what I see!
**[05:31] ---**
Fine! I'll go see for myself.
**[05:37] ---**
That looks delicious, Medhi.
Can I have a bite?
**[05:40] ---**
O-Of course.
Though, I'm not sure if it's good or not...
**[05:44] ---**
*Lucky!*
**[05:45] ---**
*Now comes the part
where I eat the heroine's home cooking!*
**[05:49] ---**
Um... did you not like it?
**[05:53] ---**
No, it's the best food I've ever tasted...
**[05:56] ---**
Thank you...
**[06:02] ---**
- See? Told ya!
- M-Masato!
**[06:06] ---**
I'll do whatever it takes
to make Medhi number one.
**[06:14] ---**
Wh-What are you doing, Mom?
**[06:16] ---**
I'm cooking, of course!
**[06:18] ---**
Mommy wanted to make something, too!
**[06:21] ---**
Would you mind tasting it?
**[06:23] ---**
Does it taste like
how I always make it at home?
**[06:25] ---**
Hey, stop! That looks hot!
**[06:28] ---**
That's right, you can't eat anything
that's too hot, can you?
**[06:31] ---**
I need to cool it down for you.
**[06:34] ---**
I don't need you to do that!
**[06:38] ---**
I wonder if it's still a little too hot.
**[06:42] ---**
Here! Say "Ah."
**[06:44] ---**
Fine. I'll taste it.
**[06:47] ---**
Item Creation Success Rate Boost
**[06:49] ---**
Looks like Hero Masato's been given a boost
to his item creation success rate!
**[06:55] ---**
D-Don't tell me it's another special ability?
**[06:58] ---**
It must be the special mother's skill,
"Mother's Breath!"
**[07:02] ---**
She blew on it twice, so it's twice as strong!
**[07:04] ---**
What the hell?
**[07:05] ---**
This'd be a great time to make fun of Masato
for loving his mommy so much,
**[07:09] ---**
but right now we need to focus
on getting points!
**[07:12] ---**
Mamako, give me a Mother's Breath, too!
**[07:14] ---**
Me, too, please!
**[07:16] ---**
Okay!
**[07:17] ---**
Then I'll give it to you.
**[07:24] ---**
Item Creation Success Rate Boost
**[07:25] ---**
That skill's a little too special!
**[07:27] ---**
W-Well, whatever!
**[07:28] ---**
If we've got a boost, then...
**[07:30] ---**
Can I make something good?
**[07:32] ---**
I can make something good!
**[07:33] ---**
I made...
**[07:36] ---**
Something good!
**[07:38] ---**
Oh my!
**[07:40] ---**
I can't believe you made
something so incredible!
**[07:43] ---**
Twenty points for each of you!
**[07:46] ---**
Alright!
**[07:47] ---**
I got a ton of points!
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I'm so happy!
**[07:51] ---**
Amazing!
**[07:52] ---**
I'll give you a hug as a reward!
**[07:55] ---**
We don't need that!
**[07:58] ---**
Medhi?
**[07:58] ---**
Masato, congr—
**[08:00] ---**
Medhi!
**[08:03] ---**
There's no need
to give anyone else compliments.
**[08:06] ---**
S-Sorry, Mother.
**[08:09] ---**
Hug!
**[08:10] ---**
How disgusting!
**[08:12] ---**
Now, what do I do about this?
**[08:21] ---**
Yum-yum!
**[08:26] ---**
Can we eat all this?
**[08:27] ---**
Imagine all the calories...
**[08:29] ---**
I-I'll do my best!
**[08:31] ---**
Don't worry!
**[08:32] ---**
I thought this might happen,
so I borrowed some containers!
**[08:35] ---**
Oh, nice, Mom!
**[08:37] ---**
But how do we preserve it?
**[08:38] ---**
Food won't spoil if I put it in my bag!
**[08:42] ---**
Smart thinking!
**[08:43] ---**
Then, for now, let's just eat what we can!
**[08:46] ---**
Let's ea—
**[08:47] ---**
Oh, there you are.
**[08:49] ---**
I inform you that I, Shirase the principal,
am passing by.
**[08:52] ---**
Since my name is Shirase.
**[08:54] ---**
Would you like to join us, Ms. Shirase?
**[08:56] ---**
I appreciate the offer, but I'll pass.
**[08:58] ---**
I actually had something urgent
to discuss with you.
**[09:01] ---**
With me?
**[09:04] ---**
Very nice. Oh, I see.
**[09:08] ---**
I'm actually married and have a daughter.
**[09:11] ---**
So this means that, for Masato,
**[09:14] ---**
his mother is being embraced
by another mother.
**[09:20] ---**
How does it feel?
**[09:21] ---**
I don't know!
**[09:21] ---**
Thank you.
**[09:23] ---**
I inform you that I've finished
taking your measurements.
**[09:29] ---**
Measurements?
What do you mean?
**[09:34] ---**
I suggest getting a good meal in
before afternoon classes.
**[09:38] ---**
Without plenty of energy, you may not make it.
**[09:44] ---**
I've got a bad feeling...
**[09:47] ---**
So full!
**[09:49] ---**
Is everyone ready?
**[09:51] ---**
Yup!
**[09:52] ---**
Yeah... I saw this coming.
**[09:54] ---**
Mom's coming soon. I know it.
She's coming in a swimsuit.
**[09:58] ---**
And a swimsuit no normal mother
would ever think of wearing...
**[10:06] ---**
Masato! Let's do our best in afternoon classes!
**[10:09] ---**
Hey, come on, what are you doing?
**[10:13] ---**
I can't go on.
I can no longer endure this cruel fate.
**[10:17] ---**
Hey, are you okay?
**[10:20] ---**
You look kind of pale...
**[10:24] ---**
No, I'm completely fine!
**[10:27] ---**
See?
**[10:31] ---**
I'm glad, then.
**[10:32] ---**
Let's do our best with class!
**[10:38] ---**
Wise can't do that.
**[10:41] ---**
Where are you looking when you say that?
**[10:43] ---**
Okay, boys! Stare all you like!
**[10:47] ---**
This is what a sexy grown-up looks like!
**[10:49] ---**
You look great, Mother!
**[10:52] ---**
This is just a prelude.
The true horror is yet to come...
**[10:55] ---**
I'm so sorry for being late!
**[11:00] ---**
I knew it!
**[11:02] ---**
There must be something under there
that's worse than what Medhimama's wearing!
**[11:10] ---**
It's... a school swimsuit?
**[11:14] ---**
One of the old school ones!
**[11:24] ---**
Welcome, School Swimsuit Mamako!
**[11:25] ---**
Now, now! No running by the pool!
**[11:28] ---**
Ms. Mama looks great!
**[11:30] ---**
I'm still growing, you know.
There's still hope...
**[11:33] ---**
Huh? Where are you going?
**[11:35] ---**
I'm going on a journey...
**[11:37] ---**
In search of a world where I don't need
to see my mother in a school swimsuit.
**[11:42] ---**
And ever since,
no one saw Hero Masato again...
**[11:47] ---**
Oh no! Ma-kun!
**[11:49] ---**
What are you doing?
**[11:50] ---**
How could I lose... to that?!
**[11:55] ---**
Good grief...
**[11:57] ---**
That's what you get,
you wretched mom. Hilarious.
**[12:01] ---**
Ma-kun, are you okay?
**[12:04] ---**
Is something wrong?
**[12:07] ---**
No...
**[12:11] ---**
Hey, Wise, you can't call her "wretched."
I mean, it's true, but it's rude to Medhi!
**[12:17] ---**
Huh? What are you talking about?
**[12:18] ---**
Listen up, Medhi!
**[12:20] ---**
This time, you'd better be number one!
**[12:22] ---**
Ma-kun, work hard during pool class!
**[12:25] ---**
You'd better get first place, damn it!
**[12:27] ---**
Mommy's gonna cheer you on the whole time!
**[12:41] ---**
Okay, it's time for swim class!
**[12:44] ---**
The combat classes will defeat the monsters,
and crafters will make items using their drops!
**[12:52] ---**
Crafters and combat classes working together
is the key to getting good grades!
**[12:58] ---**
Everybody ready?
**[13:00] ---**
Okay! Set... Go!
**[13:07] ---**
Okay! My trusty blade, Firmament,
shall split the heavens with its wrath!
**[13:13] ---**
Huh?
**[13:14] ---**
Um, Mr. Gruff, are there any flying enemies here?
**[13:18] ---**
Oh, this is swimming class,
so it's all water monsters!
**[13:23] ---**
Damn it all! I can't do anything!
**[13:28] ---**
You just sit there and watch!
**[13:30] ---**
Masato, I'm going on ahead!
**[13:44] ---**
She beat it with a physical attack
instead of magic?
**[13:46] ---**
Is she one of those berserk healers?
**[13:49] ---**
Medhi's a healer with
enhanced physical damage!
**[13:52] ---**
I taught her how to fight myself,
so she'd be the best on attack and defense
**[13:56] ---**
and reverse the idea
that healers are weak fighters!
**[14:01] ---**
Th-That's a playstyle for advanced players...
**[14:05] ---**
Now's not the time to be impressed!
I can fight, too!
**[14:11] ---**
Ma-kun, Mommy's right here!
**[14:15] ---**
Do your best, Ma-kun!
**[14:24] ---**
*A-An octopus?*
**[14:28] ---**
*It's headed this way!*
**[14:31] ---**
*This one is first!*
**[14:43] ---**
Alright! I got an octopus leg!
**[14:46] ---**
Masato, leave this item to me!
**[14:49] ---**
Get to it, Porta!
**[14:51] ---**
Can I make something good?
I can make something good!
**[14:55] ---**
I made...
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Something good!
**[15:01] ---**
What is that?
**[15:02] ---**
A takoyaki party set!
**[15:05] ---**
I can make takoyaki
that cures bad status effects!
**[15:11] ---**
That looks fun! Can I join you?
**[15:15] ---**
I'm really good at flipping them!
**[15:18] ---**
A poolside takoyaki party, huh?
**[15:21] ---**
Wait, Wise, shouldn't you be fighting monsters?
**[15:25] ---**
I-It's not like my magic got sealed and can't fight,
so I came to join the takoyaki party instead!
**[15:33] ---**
I feel sorry for her...
**[15:35] ---**
Wait, I need to get back to work!
**[15:42] ---**
Medhi, you seem to be working hard, huh?
**[15:45] ---**
Yes! I can't lose this fight,
so I won't hold back, Masato!
**[15:50] ---**
I don't mind that
kind of hot-blooded battle stuff!
**[15:54] ---**
*Actually, I love it!*
**[15:58] ---**
*Is there anything down here
that can turn it around for me?*
**[16:03] ---**
*Something with a special bonus or such?*
**[16:10] ---**
*It's huge!*
**[16:11] ---**
*I've been waiting for something like that!*
**[16:13] ---**
*Sorry, Medhi, but I'm going for it!*
**[16:16] ---**
*I'll be the one to beat it!*
**[16:23] ---**
Hero Masato and Healer Medhi
are in a dead heat!
**[16:29] ---**
Medhi, swim faster!
Or you can't be number one!
**[16:34] ---**
*This is getting tough...*
**[16:37] ---**
Ma-kun, don't push yourself too hard!
**[16:39] ---**
It doesn't matter what place you get!
**[16:41] ---**
The most important thing
is that you don't get hurt!
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I know you're always doing your best!
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So no matter what place you get,
you'll always be a gold medal winner to me!
**[16:57] ---**
*Mom...*
**[16:59] ---**
*Jeez! If that's how she's going to be,
I have to win this!*
**[17:03] ---**
What are you doing, Medhi?
You have to be number one, no matter what it takes!
**[17:07] ---**
And you'd especially better not lose to Masato!
**[17:09] ---**
Unless everyone else thinks
you're number one...
**[17:12] ---**
...you're worthless!
**[17:24] ---**
Medhi?
**[17:25] ---**
Number one, number one...
**[17:28] ---**
So annoying... I wish she'd die.
**[17:32] ---**
Medhi?
**[17:43] ---**
A sea anemone?!
**[17:47] ---**
It's going to grab us!
**[17:52] ---**
Ms. Mama!
**[17:56] ---**
No!
**[17:58] ---**
Wait! Why is it going after Mom?
**[18:01] ---**
Mommy
**[18:05] ---**
Um, Mr. Sea Anemone...
**[18:08] ---**
I really wish you'd stop...
**[18:20] ---**
This is...
**[18:20] ---**
All over my body...
It feels weird...
**[18:23] ---**
...one of the bad things.
**[18:26] ---**
It's really bad...
**[18:28] ---**
Ma-kun!
**[18:30] ---**
Cut that the hell out!
**[18:32] ---**
Here, take this!
**[18:35] ---**
Thank you, Porta!
**[18:39] ---**
Naughty monsters who cover Mommy
in tentacle slime...
**[18:44] ---**
...need to be badly punished!
**[19:00] ---**
Yes! Yes! Yes!
**[19:02] ---**
If it's in the sky...
**[19:04] ---**
...it's mine!
**[19:16] ---**
Gotcha!
**[19:17] ---**
And so, today's number one spot
goes to Hero Masato!
**[19:23] ---**
Hero Masato
Healer Medhi
Male Student 3
Male Student 1
Female Student 5
**[19:23] ---**
He didn't defeat
as many monsters as Healer Medhi,
**[19:27] ---**
but he got extra points
for defeating a rare monster!
**[19:30] ---**
So he receives thirty points!
**[19:32] ---**
Wow! Amazing!
**[19:33] ---**
Aww, shucks.
**[19:35] ---**
Congratulations!
**[19:37] ---**
Yeah! You, too, Porta!
**[19:39] ---**
You were the top crafter, right?
**[19:41] ---**
Yes! I'm so happy!
**[19:43] ---**
Hmph! I ate three whole plates of takoyaki,
**[19:47] ---**
and if one plate had eight,
that means I beat twenty four octopi in total!
**[19:51] ---**
So I'm number one!
**[19:54] ---**
Congratulations, Ma-kun!
**[19:57] ---**
Knock it off, Mom!
**[19:59] ---**
Everybody's watching!
**[20:01] ---**
Just a little is fine, isn't it?
You did your best!
**[20:05] ---**
You got lots of those whatsit-points, too!
Amazing!
**[20:09] ---**
I'm so happy!
**[20:11] ---**
T-Try to have some self-control!
**[20:14] ---**
I can't! I'm your mommy, after all!
**[20:18] ---**
I don't know what that means...
**[20:22] ---**
What's going on here?
**[20:24] ---**
I told you many times to be number one!
And you're number two?
**[20:29] ---**
You should be ashamed!
**[20:32] ---**
I-I did the best I could,
but Masato was really strong...
**[20:37] ---**
Excuses are disgraceful!
Shut up and reflect on it!
**[20:40] ---**
Y-Yes, Mother...
**[20:43] ---**
I'm sorry!
**[20:44] ---**
Ah, jeez! I feel sick!
**[20:48] ---**
We're doing extra training after school.
I’m saying all this for your sake! Got it?
**[20:54] ---**
Yes... As you wish, Mother.
**[20:59] ---**
Medhi...
**[21:03] ---**
Medhi!
**[21:04] ---**
Wait, Ma-kun! I'll go, too!
**[21:07] ---**
You don't need to come, Mom!
**[21:10] ---**
But I'm worried about her, too!
**[21:17] ---**
Medhi has been acting weird sometimes...
**[21:22] ---**
You noticed, too, huh?
**[21:25] ---**
I'm sick of this shit!
**[21:31] ---**
Damn it! Damn it! Damn it! Damn it!
**[21:40] ---**
That wretched mom! I really want to kill her!
**[21:46] ---**
Damn it! Damn it!
**[21:48] ---**
I kind of saw it coming,
**[21:50] ---**
Damn it! Damn it!
**[21:52] ---**
but I wanted to keep the fantasy going
a little longer, Medhi...
**[23:34] ---**
Students are the Protagonists of a School Festival. But People
Wearing School Uniforms are Included, Too.
**[23:35] ---**
Let's have another strategy meeting
with nobody wearing clothes!