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E8 - If I Say Nothing, It Won't Be Heard, But If I Say Something, It'll Be a Critical Hit. It Sucks Being a Family.

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[00:01] ---
    I'll make everything and everyone pay!
[00:07] ---
    What do we do, Masato?
[00:10] ---
    Medhi!
[00:12] ---
    What have you done to yourself?
[00:14] ---
    I suppose daughters who don't listen
    to their mothers become rather ugly, huh?
[00:21] ---
    Wait, Medhimama!
[00:23] ---
    Oh, how disgusting. It's unbelievable!
[00:28] ---
    You're the one who's disgusting!
[00:40] ---
    What's up with those two?
    They're such a pain in the butt!
[00:46] ---
    What was that?
[00:48] ---
    We've always been number one!
    There's never been a problem before.
[00:52] ---
    You were the ones...
    Who ruined everything!
[01:03] ---
    Ma-kun, you and your friends
    deal with Medhi.
[01:07] ---
    Y-Yeah!
[01:08] ---
    As her friend, I'll wallop her hard
    and bring her back to her senses!
[01:12] ---
    Leave the items to me!
[02:49] ---
    If I Say Nothing, It Won't Be Heard, But If I Say Something,
    It'll Be a Critical Hit. It Sucks Being a Family.
[02:51] ---
    Medhimama, let's first calm down and talk!
[02:56] ---
    You really are always in the way.
[02:58] ---
    We shall duel to see who's really
    the number one mom!
[03:04] ---
    Staff of Aperto, show them your power!
[03:26] ---
    I'm sorry, everyone.
[03:29] ---
    I just want to talk to Medhimama.
    Could you be calm for a moment?
[03:36] ---
    Can you do that for me?
[03:48] ---
    Wh-What was that?
    What just happened?
[03:52] ---
    The golems I created took your orders?
[03:56] ---
    I didn't order them. I asked.
[04:00] ---
    But it's hard to draw that line, isn't it?
[04:04] ---
    It was always something I worried about.
[04:06] ---
    Worried about?
[04:07] ---
    When my son was still little, you see...
[04:12] ---
    Hiragana Drill
[04:13] ---
    Whenever I told him to do something,
[04:15] ---
    I was worried that I was just forcing him
    to be the way I wanted him to.
[04:21] ---
    I would think about it for days.
[04:24] ---
    Th-There's no need to worry about that.
[04:27] ---
    Just say what you think.
[04:29] ---
    A parent raises a child the way they want.
[04:33] ---
    That's how it works.
[04:35] ---
    You're right.
[04:37] ---
    I think that's part of it.
[04:40] ---
    But there's one thing you can never get wrong.
[04:46] ---
    It's my time to shine!
[04:48] ---
    Taste the beautiful, explosive power
    of a Super-Sage!
[04:52] ---
    Hey, dummy!
[04:53] ---
    Something bad always happens
    whenever you get cocky!
[04:55] ---
    Spara la Magia bel mirale!
[04:59] ---
    MP Drain
[04:59] ---
    Masorpente!
[05:06] ---
    H-How could this be?!
[05:13] ---
    Before you freak out, get back!
[05:17] ---
    You can tell she's a dark heroine,
    because her dark-based attacks are really powerful!
[05:21] ---
    A healer with dark attacks is such a pain!
    What should I do about this?
[05:25] ---
    If you want to do something,
    restore your MP first!
[05:28] ---
    I know, sheesh!
[05:30] ---
    Porta, give me an MP potion!
[05:32] ---
    Okay!
[05:34] ---
    Now you can restore to full!
[05:41] ---
    Here, have some more!
[05:43] ---
    M-My stomach...
[05:49] ---
    Medhi, listen to me!
[05:51] ---
    I know how you feel so much it hurts!
[05:57] ---
    But your mom is so wonderful!
[06:01] ---
    How?
[06:02] ---
    It's bad enough having your mom follow you
    inside a game world, but...
[06:06] ---
    Sailor uniforms...
[06:08] ---
    School swimsuits...
[06:10] ---
    And then she wins a beauty contest?
[06:13] ---
    I've been forced to see so many things
    that I never wanted to see!
[06:16] ---
    I'm really sick of it!
[06:18] ---
    Please listen to me, Medhimama.
[06:21] ---
    I think...
[06:26] ---
    We parents raise our children
    to be wonderful adults.
[06:31] ---
    We don't raise them for our own sake.
[06:40] ---
    What? Something's really bright!
[06:43] ---
    Is that Mother's Light?
[06:45] ---
    No, that's...
[06:47] ---
    When a mother has something
    she truly wants to share,
[06:50] ---
    the feelings of mothers all over the world
    gather unto her and give her power,
[06:55] ---
    so she can use her light and words
    to spread her message!
[07:01] ---
    It's the high-ranking mom skill, "Mother's Words!"
[07:05] ---
    See? Just look at that.
[07:08] ---
    She's overpowered and amazing in any situation,
    and there's nothing for me to do.
[07:14] ---
    But you know...
[07:15] ---
    That doesn't mean throwing a tantrum
    like a kid will solve anything!
[07:19] ---
    It just makes the wounds worse!
[07:24] ---
    Our words, our feelings,
    the things we give them...
[07:28] ---
    They're all for the sake of our children's growth!
[07:33] ---
    O-Of course they are!
[07:36] ---
    As a mother, that's always...
[07:42] ---
    But earlier, I said I was doing it for myself.
[07:47] ---
    Wh-Why did I say that?
[07:52] ---
    Calm down.
[07:54] ---
    You were under the influence of something bad.
[07:58] ---
    Right now, you understand what's important.
[08:03] ---
    You should be able to put the child you love
    more than anything first.
[08:07] ---
    The child I love more than anything...
[08:22] ---
    Medhi...
[08:24] ---
    That's right! Medhi!
    What's happened to her?
[08:30] ---
    Medhi!
[08:35] ---
    Listen, Medhi!
[08:36] ---
    What you think, what you want...
[08:40] ---
    You need to tell her in your own words!
[08:43] ---
    I haven't been able to yet,
[08:45] ---
    but I think that's how it works!
[08:49] ---
    Masato!
[08:54] ---
    Uh-oh...
[09:01] ---
    Medhi!
[09:05] ---
    Medhimama!
[09:06] ---
    Get back, Masato.
[09:08] ---
    I can't let another family's child be hurt.
[09:12] ---
    I should be the one to take the hit.
[09:14] ---
    Yes, because I'm her number one!
[09:18] ---
    It's too late for you to pretend to be a mom!
[09:28] ---
    That wasn't good!
[09:31] ---
    Yeah...
[09:35] ---
    Medhi...
[09:37] ---
    I'll never forgive you!
    I'll never, ever forgive you!
[09:46] ---
    That's right...
[09:47] ---
    You couldn't ever forgive me!
[09:50] ---
    What am I thinking, pretending to be
    a real mom after all I've done?
[09:57] ---
    Medhi, you really look scary right now.
[10:01] ---
    You had those feelings in your heart
    this whole time,
[10:04] ---
    yet you still believed in me,
    and did what I said.
[10:10] ---
    You're such a good kid...
[10:13] ---
    What is this?
    I'm not sure how, but I can tell...
[10:17] ---
    Right now, Medhimama...
    really cares about her daughter.
[10:23] ---
    She's a real mom.
[10:31] ---
    Masato!
[10:32] ---
    This really is rough...
[10:34] ---
    Masato, I told you to stand back.
    This is my problem!
[10:38] ---
    I know!
[10:39] ---
    You're the only one who can put an end to this.
[10:43] ---
    But this is getting nowhere. First, I'll...
[10:49] ---
    ...do something about Medhi!
[10:53] ---
    Currently In Battle
[10:58] ---
    What are you going to do, though?
[11:00] ---
    Believe in the power of a hero
    who saves the bonds of family!
[11:04] ---
    Now... Wise, are you ready?
[11:08] ---
    OK! I'm all set!
[11:10] ---
    And I think I know what you want me to do!
[11:12] ---
    Okay, Porta, get back.
[11:15] ---
    Okay! Good luck!
[11:18] ---
    Spara la Magia pel mirale!
[11:21] ---
    Bomba Vento!
[11:21] ---
    Explosive Wind
[11:25] ---
    And now, more Bomba Vento!
[11:25] ---
    Explosive Wind
[11:32] ---
    She's in the sky, so she's yours!
[11:34] ---
    That's pretty smart, coming from you!
[11:36] ---
    Now to wake up the disobedient daughter.
[11:41] ---
    What?
[11:53] ---
    I can't let her get any deeper into her shell!
[11:59] ---
    Damn it!
[12:01] ---
    How about Mommy's attacks, then?
[12:19] ---
    Sheesh...
[12:20] ---
    She causes me so much trouble,
    and then she's there when I need her.
[12:24] ---
    What's with moms, really?
[12:30] ---
    Medhi!
[12:32] ---
    The person who cares about you
    more than anybody is waiting for you!
[12:37] ---
    Go ahead, Ma-kun. Tell her.
[12:40] ---
    So she can regain the bond
    between parent and child...
[12:45] ---
    Let her hold you tight,
    and tell her everything you want to say!
[13:08] ---
    Medhi!
[13:13] ---
    Medhi! Medhi!
[13:17] ---
    I'm sorry...
[13:19] ---
    Medhi...
[13:21] ---
    E-Even if you say that...
[13:25] ---
    I still can't forgive you!
[13:39] ---
    When I gave birth to her,
    I wondered if I could be a good mom...
[13:46] ---
    What is a good mom?
[13:49] ---
    What can you do to be a good mom?
[13:52] ---
    I thought about it every day.
[13:54] ---
    I decided I'd raise her to be a good girl.
    I made her do everything I could think of.
[13:59] ---
    Studies, exercise and...
[14:03] ---
    Just a little work to give her the right mindset.
[14:06] ---
    I'm not sure if it was really just a little.
[14:11] ---
    You're right.
    It was more than it should have been.
[14:15] ---
    I knew I was putting her under a lot of stress.
[14:20] ---
    But I didn't know what to do.
[14:23] ---
    Mother...
[14:25] ---
    And that's when I found this game.
[14:29] ---
    I hoped it could get our relationship back on track.
    That's why I signed up.
[14:35] ---
    So why did I say that?
[14:38] ---
    I'm the worst mother...
[14:41] ---
    Medhimama, that staff brings out
    the hidden urges in your heart, right?
[14:50] ---
    Yes, so it seemed...
[14:53] ---
    Which means you were under its influence,
[14:57] ---
    and your desire to be a good mom
    was abnormally strengthened.
[15:03] ---
    Everything you did wasn't for yourself.
    They were for Medhi.
[15:09] ---
    There's no mistaking it, isn't that right?
[15:14] ---
    I wanted her to grow up to be a good person.
[15:18] ---
    But in the end...
[15:20] ---
    Mother...
[15:25] ---
    You're harsh on me for my own sake.
[15:30] ---
    I'm really happy you feel that way.
[15:34] ---
    But... um...
[15:40] ---
    If you would care about my feelings, my will,
    as much as I care about yours,
[15:45] ---
    I'd be even happier!
[15:47] ---
    Can you do that?
[15:50] ---
    I promise.
[15:52] ---
    This time, I'll change who I am.
[15:56] ---
    So please, keep being my daughter.
[16:00] ---
    Of course, Mother!
[16:02] ---
    I'll always be your daughter!
[16:07] ---
    I guess that's that, then.
[16:10] ---
    That's right.
    Now, everyone together...
[16:12] ---
    Good work!
[16:14] ---
    Yes! Good work!
[16:18] ---
    Congratulations!
    You all graduated! Let's toast!
[16:19] ---
    Cheers!
[16:22] ---
    The food you made is so good!
[16:26] ---
    Thank you!
[16:27] ---
    It's to celebrate us passing all our classes!
[16:30] ---
    I made a lot!
[16:38] ---
    Um, Medhimama...
[16:40] ---
    Would you be willing to join our party?
[16:46] ---
    We were saying that we'd love
    to have you two around.
[16:52] ---
    We're a bit of a crazy party,
    without a dedicated healer.
[16:55] ---
    Oh, but we're not after you
    just for your healing magic.
[16:59] ---
    It just seems like it would be fun
    to adventure with you.
[17:02] ---
    I appreciate it, but I'm afraid I can't.
[17:07] ---
    Actually, I was planning to log out after this.
[17:10] ---
    I need to go back to the real world
    and delete my dark legacy,
[17:15] ---
    the blog I wrote on how to raise children.
[17:19] ---
    I don't want anyone doing what it says
    and ending up like us.
[17:24] ---
    So I can't take you up on your offer, but Medhi...
[17:30] ---
    No, that's not for me to say.
[17:34] ---
    What do you want to do?
    Do whatever you like.
[17:41] ---
    I want to...
[17:48] ---
    I was thinking I'd like to go
    with Masato and the others!
[17:53] ---
    Thank you for having me!
[17:56] ---
    You may not be able to be my heroine,
[17:59] ---
    but you can be a regular party member.
[18:02] ---
    Hey, Masato!
    The way you say it with that smile isn't fair!
[18:06] ---
    I'll work really hard to be your heroine!
[18:11] ---
    Hey, how about stuff like this?
[18:13] ---
    Um... please stop.
[18:16] ---
    Don't be like that,
    just fall for me already.
[18:19] ---
    She's definitely got ill intentions.
[18:21] ---
    She's scum.
[18:22] ---
    Wise! "Scum" is a mean thing to say!
[18:27] ---
    Huh? But the rules said parents and children
    needed to participate together.
[18:33] ---
    Can Medhi stay on her own?
[18:34] ---
    No need to worry.
[18:36] ---
    Wise's case established a precedent.
[18:39] ---
    I inform you that
    I can work things out on my end.
[18:43] ---
    And so...
[18:45] ---
    It's what you've all been waiting for!
    Bonus item time!
[18:45] ---
    Merchant Porta 170 SP
    Hero Masato 128 SP
    Healer Medhi 230 SP
    Sage Wise 103 SP
[18:49] ---
    Oh, right.
[18:51] ---
    We came to the school to get those,
    but I totally forgot.
[18:55] ---
    I've been waiting for you, my Prevenire!
[18:58] ---
    Normally, one SP gets you one spin.
[19:01] ---
    But this special event gives you 11 spins for 10SP!
[19:04] ---
    Wow! What a deal!
[19:08] ---
    So if I pay 100 SP, I can get 110 spins!
[19:11] ---
    I can do that! Prevenire!
[19:15] ---
    Um... You don't just trade the points
    for the items themselves?
[19:20] ---
    It's a gatcha.
[19:21] ---
    A gatcha, huh?
[19:23] ---
    Rare - 5%
    Uncommon - 25%
    Normal - 70%
    Secret - 0.001%
[19:23] ---
    Special Bonus 3x chance of Prevenire,
    Stema of Power, Stuffed Animal
    °Compared to items of the same rarity
[19:23] ---
    By the way, here's the probability table.
[19:26] ---
    Okay, we can do this!
[19:28] ---
    Let's do it, guys!
[19:29] ---
    °Compared to items of the same rarity
[19:32] ---
    Congratulations!
[19:36] ---
    Masato, whose Hero class gives him lots of HP,
    gets consumable items that slightly boost HP.
[19:42] ---
    Wise, who has a vast pool of MP as a Sage,
    gets consumable items that slightly boost MP.
[19:49] ---
    I got the stuffed animal! It's what I wanted!
[19:52] ---
    I'm so happy for you, Porta!
[19:54] ---
    And you two got a whole bunch of stuff, too!
[19:57] ---
    Honestly, you guys got screwed.
[20:01] ---
    Damn it!
[20:03] ---
    I never should've even tried!
[20:06] ---
    Medhi! You do a draw, too!
[20:08] ---
    I'll pass. I want to use those SP to boost my stats.
[20:13] ---
    Now, the bonus present time is over.
[20:17] ---
    But before that, as a reward for fighting so hard
    to defend the bond between mother and child...
[20:24] ---
    I'll give you the chance to do one more draw.
[20:28] ---
    Bonus
[20:28] ---
    Go ahead, Masato!
[20:29] ---
    Seriously?
[20:32] ---
    Please! Please, GM's! I love you!
[20:47] ---
    It's an apron that only mommies can equip!
[20:50] ---
    Oh, my!
[20:53] ---
    Oh, that's amazing.
[20:54] ---
    It was a gatcha for children,
    but somehow you got equipment for a mom.
[21:00] ---
    Come on. Nobody's buying that it was chance.
[21:03] ---
    Even though my name's Shirase?
[21:04] ---
    That doesn't even make sense.
[21:06] ---
    Look, look, Ma-kun!
[21:11] ---
    I'll treasure the present you gave me!
[21:18] ---
    Well, that's good, I guess.
[22:57] ---
    The previous incident with Wise, and now this...
[23:02] ---
    It's clear they're trying to cause discord
    between mother and child.

[23:06] ---
    It appears someone is trying
    to shut down this MMMMMORPG.

[23:18] ---
    However, if they want a fight...
[23:24] ---
    ...they'll give you one.
[23:28] ---
    The hero parent and child
    who are awakening to their true power!
[23:34] ---
    Whoa, There's a Pressure Plate in a Place Like This.
    Well, I'm Not Stepping On It. No, I'm Saying I Won't!
[23:35] ---
    Ma-kun, look!
    Mommy was able to type the tiny letters!