E8 - If I Say Nothing, It Won't Be Heard, But If I Say Something, It'll Be a Critical Hit. It Sucks Being a Family.
Source: Crunchyroll
Translator:
Editor:
Timer:
QC:
(This is incomplete since the names are blank on the source file. Feel free to edit them in. Dialogue is left as is.)
[00:01] ---
I'll make everything and everyone pay!
[00:07] ---
What do we do, Masato?
[00:10] ---
Medhi!
[00:12] ---
What have you done to yourself?
[00:14] ---
I suppose daughters who don't listen
to their mothers become rather ugly, huh?
[00:21] ---
Wait, Medhimama!
[00:23] ---
Oh, how disgusting. It's unbelievable!
[00:28] ---
You're the one who's disgusting!
[00:40] ---
What's up with those two?
They're such a pain in the butt!
[00:46] ---
What was that?
[00:48] ---
We've always been number one!
There's never been a problem before.
[00:52] ---
You were the ones...
Who ruined everything!
[01:03] ---
Ma-kun, you and your friends
deal with Medhi.
[01:07] ---
Y-Yeah!
[01:08] ---
As her friend, I'll wallop her hard
and bring her back to her senses!
[01:12] ---
Leave the items to me!
[02:49] ---
If I Say Nothing, It Won't Be Heard, But If I Say Something,
It'll Be a Critical Hit. It Sucks Being a Family.
[02:51] ---
Medhimama, let's first calm down and talk!
[02:56] ---
You really are always in the way.
[02:58] ---
We shall duel to see who's really
the number one mom!
[03:04] ---
Staff of Aperto, show them your power!
[03:26] ---
I'm sorry, everyone.
[03:29] ---
I just want to talk to Medhimama.
Could you be calm for a moment?
[03:36] ---
Can you do that for me?
[03:48] ---
Wh-What was that?
What just happened?
[03:52] ---
The golems I created took your orders?
[03:56] ---
I didn't order them. I asked.
[04:00] ---
But it's hard to draw that line, isn't it?
[04:04] ---
It was always something I worried about.
[04:06] ---
Worried about?
[04:07] ---
When my son was still little, you see...
[04:12] ---
Hiragana Drill
[04:13] ---
Whenever I told him to do something,
[04:15] ---
I was worried that I was just forcing him
to be the way I wanted him to.
[04:21] ---
I would think about it for days.
[04:24] ---
Th-There's no need to worry about that.
[04:27] ---
Just say what you think.
[04:29] ---
A parent raises a child the way they want.
[04:33] ---
That's how it works.
[04:35] ---
You're right.
[04:37] ---
I think that's part of it.
[04:40] ---
But there's one thing you can never get wrong.
[04:46] ---
It's my time to shine!
[04:48] ---
Taste the beautiful, explosive power
of a Super-Sage!
[04:52] ---
Hey, dummy!
[04:53] ---
Something bad always happens
whenever you get cocky!
[04:55] ---
Spara la Magia bel mirale!
[04:59] ---
MP Drain
[04:59] ---
Masorpente!
[05:06] ---
H-How could this be?!
[05:13] ---
Before you freak out, get back!
[05:17] ---
You can tell she's a dark heroine,
because her dark-based attacks are really powerful!
[05:21] ---
A healer with dark attacks is such a pain!
What should I do about this?
[05:25] ---
If you want to do something,
restore your MP first!
[05:28] ---
I know, sheesh!
[05:30] ---
Porta, give me an MP potion!
[05:32] ---
Okay!
[05:34] ---
Now you can restore to full!
[05:41] ---
Here, have some more!
[05:43] ---
M-My stomach...
[05:49] ---
Medhi, listen to me!
[05:51] ---
I know how you feel so much it hurts!
[05:57] ---
But your mom is so wonderful!
[06:01] ---
How?
[06:02] ---
It's bad enough having your mom follow you
inside a game world, but...
[06:06] ---
Sailor uniforms...
[06:08] ---
School swimsuits...
[06:10] ---
And then she wins a beauty contest?
[06:13] ---
I've been forced to see so many things
that I never wanted to see!
[06:16] ---
I'm really sick of it!
[06:18] ---
Please listen to me, Medhimama.
[06:21] ---
I think...
[06:26] ---
We parents raise our children
to be wonderful adults.
[06:31] ---
We don't raise them for our own sake.
[06:40] ---
What? Something's really bright!
[06:43] ---
Is that Mother's Light?
[06:45] ---
No, that's...
[06:47] ---
When a mother has something
she truly wants to share,
[06:50] ---
the feelings of mothers all over the world
gather unto her and give her power,
[06:55] ---
so she can use her light and words
to spread her message!
[07:01] ---
It's the high-ranking mom skill, "Mother's Words!"
[07:05] ---
See? Just look at that.
[07:08] ---
She's overpowered and amazing in any situation,
and there's nothing for me to do.
[07:14] ---
But you know...
[07:15] ---
That doesn't mean throwing a tantrum
like a kid will solve anything!
[07:19] ---
It just makes the wounds worse!
[07:24] ---
Our words, our feelings,
the things we give them...
[07:28] ---
They're all for the sake of our children's growth!
[07:33] ---
O-Of course they are!
[07:36] ---
As a mother, that's always...
[07:42] ---
But earlier, I said I was doing it for myself.
[07:47] ---
Wh-Why did I say that?
[07:52] ---
Calm down.
[07:54] ---
You were under the influence of something bad.
[07:58] ---
Right now, you understand what's important.
[08:03] ---
You should be able to put the child you love
more than anything first.
[08:07] ---
The child I love more than anything...
[08:22] ---
Medhi...
[08:24] ---
That's right! Medhi!
What's happened to her?
[08:30] ---
Medhi!
[08:35] ---
Listen, Medhi!
[08:36] ---
What you think, what you want...
[08:40] ---
You need to tell her in your own words!
[08:43] ---
I haven't been able to yet,
[08:45] ---
but I think that's how it works!
[08:49] ---
Masato!
[08:54] ---
Uh-oh...
[09:01] ---
Medhi!
[09:05] ---
Medhimama!
[09:06] ---
Get back, Masato.
[09:08] ---
I can't let another family's child be hurt.
[09:12] ---
I should be the one to take the hit.
[09:14] ---
Yes, because I'm her number one!
[09:18] ---
It's too late for you to pretend to be a mom!
[09:28] ---
That wasn't good!
[09:31] ---
Yeah...
[09:35] ---
Medhi...
[09:37] ---
I'll never forgive you!
I'll never, ever forgive you!
[09:46] ---
That's right...
[09:47] ---
You couldn't ever forgive me!
[09:50] ---
What am I thinking, pretending to be
a real mom after all I've done?
[09:57] ---
Medhi, you really look scary right now.
[10:01] ---
You had those feelings in your heart
this whole time,
[10:04] ---
yet you still believed in me,
and did what I said.
[10:10] ---
You're such a good kid...
[10:13] ---
What is this?
I'm not sure how, but I can tell...
[10:17] ---
Right now, Medhimama...
really cares about her daughter.
[10:23] ---
She's a real mom.
[10:31] ---
Masato!
[10:32] ---
This really is rough...
[10:34] ---
Masato, I told you to stand back.
This is my problem!
[10:38] ---
I know!
[10:39] ---
You're the only one who can put an end to this.
[10:43] ---
But this is getting nowhere. First, I'll...
[10:49] ---
...do something about Medhi!
[10:53] ---
Currently In Battle
[10:58] ---
What are you going to do, though?
[11:00] ---
Believe in the power of a hero
who saves the bonds of family!
[11:04] ---
Now... Wise, are you ready?
[11:08] ---
OK! I'm all set!
[11:10] ---
And I think I know what you want me to do!
[11:12] ---
Okay, Porta, get back.
[11:15] ---
Okay! Good luck!
[11:18] ---
Spara la Magia pel mirale!
[11:21] ---
Bomba Vento!
[11:21] ---
Explosive Wind
[11:25] ---
And now, more Bomba Vento!
[11:25] ---
Explosive Wind
[11:32] ---
She's in the sky, so she's yours!
[11:34] ---
That's pretty smart, coming from you!
[11:36] ---
Now to wake up the disobedient daughter.
[11:41] ---
What?
[11:53] ---
I can't let her get any deeper into her shell!
[11:59] ---
Damn it!
[12:01] ---
How about Mommy's attacks, then?
[12:19] ---
Sheesh...
[12:20] ---
She causes me so much trouble,
and then she's there when I need her.
[12:24] ---
What's with moms, really?
[12:30] ---
Medhi!
[12:32] ---
The person who cares about you
more than anybody is waiting for you!
[12:37] ---
Go ahead, Ma-kun. Tell her.
[12:40] ---
So she can regain the bond
between parent and child...
[12:45] ---
Let her hold you tight,
and tell her everything you want to say!
[13:08] ---
Medhi!
[13:13] ---
Medhi! Medhi!
[13:17] ---
I'm sorry...
[13:19] ---
Medhi...
[13:21] ---
E-Even if you say that...
[13:25] ---
I still can't forgive you!
[13:39] ---
When I gave birth to her,
I wondered if I could be a good mom...
[13:46] ---
What is a good mom?
[13:49] ---
What can you do to be a good mom?
[13:52] ---
I thought about it every day.
[13:54] ---
I decided I'd raise her to be a good girl.
I made her do everything I could think of.
[13:59] ---
Studies, exercise and...
[14:03] ---
Just a little work to give her the right mindset.
[14:06] ---
I'm not sure if it was really just a little.
[14:11] ---
You're right.
It was more than it should have been.
[14:15] ---
I knew I was putting her under a lot of stress.
[14:20] ---
But I didn't know what to do.
[14:23] ---
Mother...
[14:25] ---
And that's when I found this game.
[14:29] ---
I hoped it could get our relationship back on track.
That's why I signed up.
[14:35] ---
So why did I say that?
[14:38] ---
I'm the worst mother...
[14:41] ---
Medhimama, that staff brings out
the hidden urges in your heart, right?
[14:50] ---
Yes, so it seemed...
[14:53] ---
Which means you were under its influence,
[14:57] ---
and your desire to be a good mom
was abnormally strengthened.
[15:03] ---
Everything you did wasn't for yourself.
They were for Medhi.
[15:09] ---
There's no mistaking it, isn't that right?
[15:14] ---
I wanted her to grow up to be a good person.
[15:18] ---
But in the end...
[15:20] ---
Mother...
[15:25] ---
You're harsh on me for my own sake.
[15:30] ---
I'm really happy you feel that way.
[15:34] ---
But... um...
[15:40] ---
If you would care about my feelings, my will,
as much as I care about yours,
[15:45] ---
I'd be even happier!
[15:47] ---
Can you do that?
[15:50] ---
I promise.
[15:52] ---
This time, I'll change who I am.
[15:56] ---
So please, keep being my daughter.
[16:00] ---
Of course, Mother!
[16:02] ---
I'll always be your daughter!
[16:07] ---
I guess that's that, then.
[16:10] ---
That's right.
Now, everyone together...
[16:12] ---
Good work!
[16:14] ---
Yes! Good work!
[16:18] ---
Congratulations!
You all graduated! Let's toast!
[16:19] ---
Cheers!
[16:22] ---
The food you made is so good!
[16:26] ---
Thank you!
[16:27] ---
It's to celebrate us passing all our classes!
[16:30] ---
I made a lot!
[16:38] ---
Um, Medhimama...
[16:40] ---
Would you be willing to join our party?
[16:46] ---
We were saying that we'd love
to have you two around.
[16:52] ---
We're a bit of a crazy party,
without a dedicated healer.
[16:55] ---
Oh, but we're not after you
just for your healing magic.
[16:59] ---
It just seems like it would be fun
to adventure with you.
[17:02] ---
I appreciate it, but I'm afraid I can't.
[17:07] ---
Actually, I was planning to log out after this.
[17:10] ---
I need to go back to the real world
and delete my dark legacy,
[17:15] ---
the blog I wrote on how to raise children.
[17:19] ---
I don't want anyone doing what it says
and ending up like us.
[17:24] ---
So I can't take you up on your offer, but Medhi...
[17:30] ---
No, that's not for me to say.
[17:34] ---
What do you want to do?
Do whatever you like.
[17:41] ---
I want to...
[17:48] ---
I was thinking I'd like to go
with Masato and the others!
[17:53] ---
Thank you for having me!
[17:56] ---
You may not be able to be my heroine,
[17:59] ---
but you can be a regular party member.
[18:02] ---
Hey, Masato!
The way you say it with that smile isn't fair!
[18:06] ---
I'll work really hard to be your heroine!
[18:11] ---
Hey, how about stuff like this?
[18:13] ---
Um... please stop.
[18:16] ---
Don't be like that,
just fall for me already.
[18:19] ---
She's definitely got ill intentions.
[18:21] ---
She's scum.
[18:22] ---
Wise! "Scum" is a mean thing to say!
[18:27] ---
Huh? But the rules said parents and children
needed to participate together.
[18:33] ---
Can Medhi stay on her own?
[18:34] ---
No need to worry.
[18:36] ---
Wise's case established a precedent.
[18:39] ---
I inform you that
I can work things out on my end.
[18:43] ---
And so...
[18:45] ---
It's what you've all been waiting for!
Bonus item time!
[18:45] ---
Merchant Porta 170 SP
Hero Masato 128 SP
Healer Medhi 230 SP
Sage Wise 103 SP
[18:49] ---
Oh, right.
[18:51] ---
We came to the school to get those,
but I totally forgot.
[18:55] ---
I've been waiting for you, my Prevenire!
[18:58] ---
Normally, one SP gets you one spin.
[19:01] ---
But this special event gives you 11 spins for 10SP!
[19:04] ---
Wow! What a deal!
[19:08] ---
So if I pay 100 SP, I can get 110 spins!
[19:11] ---
I can do that! Prevenire!
[19:15] ---
Um... You don't just trade the points
for the items themselves?
[19:20] ---
It's a gatcha.
[19:21] ---
A gatcha, huh?
[19:23] ---
Rare - 5%
Uncommon - 25%
Normal - 70%
Secret - 0.001%
[19:23] ---
Special Bonus 3x chance of Prevenire,
Stema of Power, Stuffed Animal
°Compared to items of the same rarity
[19:23] ---
By the way, here's the probability table.
[19:26] ---
Okay, we can do this!
[19:28] ---
Let's do it, guys!
[19:29] ---
°Compared to items of the same rarity
[19:32] ---
Congratulations!
[19:36] ---
Masato, whose Hero class gives him lots of HP,
gets consumable items that slightly boost HP.
[19:42] ---
Wise, who has a vast pool of MP as a Sage,
gets consumable items that slightly boost MP.
[19:49] ---
I got the stuffed animal! It's what I wanted!
[19:52] ---
I'm so happy for you, Porta!
[19:54] ---
And you two got a whole bunch of stuff, too!
[19:57] ---
Honestly, you guys got screwed.
[20:01] ---
Damn it!
[20:03] ---
I never should've even tried!
[20:06] ---
Medhi! You do a draw, too!
[20:08] ---
I'll pass. I want to use those SP to boost my stats.
[20:13] ---
Now, the bonus present time is over.
[20:17] ---
But before that, as a reward for fighting so hard
to defend the bond between mother and child...
[20:24] ---
I'll give you the chance to do one more draw.
[20:28] ---
Bonus
[20:28] ---
Go ahead, Masato!
[20:29] ---
Seriously?
[20:32] ---
Please! Please, GM's! I love you!
[20:47] ---
It's an apron that only mommies can equip!
[20:50] ---
Oh, my!
[20:53] ---
Oh, that's amazing.
[20:54] ---
It was a gatcha for children,
but somehow you got equipment for a mom.
[21:00] ---
Come on. Nobody's buying that it was chance.
[21:03] ---
Even though my name's Shirase?
[21:04] ---
That doesn't even make sense.
[21:06] ---
Look, look, Ma-kun!
[21:11] ---
I'll treasure the present you gave me!
[21:18] ---
Well, that's good, I guess.
[22:57] ---
The previous incident with Wise, and now this...
[23:02] ---
It's clear they're trying to cause discord
between mother and child.
[23:06] ---
It appears someone is trying
to shut down this MMMMMORPG.
[23:18] ---
However, if they want a fight...
[23:24] ---
...they'll give you one.
[23:28] ---
The hero parent and child
who are awakening to their true power!
[23:34] ---
Whoa, There's a Pressure Plate in a Place Like This.
Well, I'm Not Stepping On It. No, I'm Saying I Won't!
[23:35] ---
Ma-kun, look!
Mommy was able to type the tiny letters!
No comments to display
No comments to display