E10 - The With Mommy Guild Welcomes All! ...Wait, It's a Bunch of Uninvited Guests!

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    Mom's strong,
    so there’s no way she could lose!
[00:08] ---
    But, if something happens...
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    Mom!
[00:14] ---
    You see, Miss?
[00:15] ---
    You'll get all kinds of visitors
    if you have this crystal ball!
[00:18] ---
    Your guild is sure to be a big success!
[00:21] ---
    And we have a special sale that ends today!
[00:24] ---
    You're sure lucky!
[00:26] ---
    Oh my! What should I do?
[00:29] ---
    She's about to "lose" to a door-to-door salesman?
[00:32] ---
    This crystal ball is truly amazing!
[00:34] ---
    Every member of your guild
    will get two-hit multi-target attacks!
[00:40] ---
    And your son will be very happy!
[00:42] ---
    Ma-kun will?
[00:44] ---
    Alright! I'll pay any price for it!
[00:46] ---
    See! See! He's almost convinced her!
[00:48] ---
    That's right! If he brings up Masato's name,
    it's an easy win against her!
[00:53] ---
    Give me a break... Sheesh.
    Hey, you!
[00:57] ---
    We don't talk to salesmen.
[01:03] ---
    Same to you, Mom.
[01:04] ---
    Don't let a shady guy like this fool you.
    That's obvious junk.
[01:08] ---
    Huh? O-Oh, it is?
[01:13] ---
    M-M-M-Masato! Th-That’s a...
[01:16] ---
    What's wrong, Porta?
[01:19] ---
    That's a bomb!
[02:54] ---
    #10 The With Mommy Guild Welcomes All!
    ...Wait, It's a Bunch of Uninvited Guests!
[02:55] ---
    What do you mean a bomb?
[02:57] ---
    I appraised it!
[02:59] ---
    That crystal ball is a powerful bomb
    that could blow up the entire guild!
[03:09] ---
    Hey, Masato! Do something!
[03:12] ---
    Why don't you grab it and jump into the sea?
[03:15] ---
    Okay, leave it to me!
[03:17] ---
    Wait, that would kill me, right?
[03:23] ---
    It's going to blow up any second!
[03:26] ---
    E-Everybody run!
[03:30] ---
    There we go.
[03:33] ---
    Don't cry.
[03:35] ---
    Mommy's right here. Everything's fine.
[03:38] ---
    It's okay. Be a good child.
[03:40] ---
    Hey, Mom, what are you doing?
[03:43] ---
    Can't you see? I'm giving it headpats.
[03:46] ---
    The bomb is crying "Wah! Wah!"
    like a baby, right?
[03:51] ---
    So maybe if I give it headpats,
    it will calm down.
[03:56] ---
    No, no! You can't calm down a bomb, like... that?
[04:06] ---
    Seriously?
[04:10] ---
    It stopped.
[04:12] ---
    That was another special mom skill,
    "Mother's Headpat!"
[04:16] ---
    Whenever something or somebody
    is about to explode, she can calm it down!
[04:21] ---
    Ma-kun used to cry all the time,
[04:24] ---
    but when I held you like this and
    patted your head, you always calmed down.
[04:28] ---
    Remember those days?
[04:30] ---
    I'm not sure if I like
    being compared to a bomb...
[04:33] ---
    To a mom, a bomb isn't much different
    than a baby.
[04:37] ---
    Both can blow up
    and cause chaos at any moment!
[04:42] ---
    When you think of it like that,
    bombs are cute, aren't they?
[04:45] ---
    No they're not...
[04:48] ---
    Ma-kun, you were so cool back there!
[04:51] ---
    You appeared out of nowhere
    to save your mom from the mean salesman!
[04:55] ---
    You're my hero!
[04:58] ---
    I get to be a hero
    just from driving off a salesman, huh?
[05:02] ---
    Not a hard job to get, is it?
[05:10] ---
    So can we assume that salesman
    was the assassin Amante sent?
[05:15] ---
    It seems lika a safe assumption.
[05:17] ---
    Wait, so that was Amante's doing?
[05:21] ---
    Fill me in!
[05:22] ---
    Hey, you there.
[05:24] ---
    What are you doing?
[05:27] ---
    I didn't expect her to show up in person.
[05:29] ---
    Why did you come here?
[05:31] ---
    The reason doesn't matter, does it?
[05:33] ---
    I came because I kept waiting
    for the explosion and never heard it,
[05:38] ---
    but I don't have to tell you that, do I?
[05:41] ---
    So she's an idiot who can't keep
    her mouth shut? How helpful.
[05:47] ---
    You there, maid!
    Don't call me an idiot!
[05:50] ---
    I'm not a helpful idiot—
[05:52] ---
    I have a question.
[05:53] ---
    Was the "assassin" you spoke of that salesman?
[05:59] ---
    That's absolutely right.
[06:01] ---
    But I don't have to tell you that.
[06:04] ---
    It was mean to send us a bomb!
    I won't forgive you for that!
[06:08] ---
    What are you talking about so suddenly?
[06:11] ---
    Listen. We're enemies.
[06:14] ---
    What's wrong with sending you a bomb I found
    in the tower but couldn't do anything useful with?
[06:21] ---
    Now she's explaining things we didn't even ask.
[06:25] ---
    Um, Ms. Amante, may I have a word?
[06:28] ---
    I told you, I'm not telling you anything—
[06:31] ---
    Mamako Oosuki!
[06:33] ---
    Stay away! Don't talk to me!
[06:36] ---
    Please, listen to me.
[06:39] ---
    You have all the adventurer children
    with you, right?
[06:43] ---
    Their mothers are all worried.
    Could you tell them to go home—
[06:47] ---
    Shut up! I refuse to even talk with you!
[06:52] ---
    Hey!
[06:53] ---
    You show up out of nowhere
    and you're already running away?
[06:56] ---
    Why did you even come here?
[06:57] ---
    Like hell I'd ever answer that question!
[07:02] ---
    I was going to tell you that
    my next assassin is already on his way,
[07:06] ---
    but I won't tell you that either!
[07:08] ---
    Does that mean...
[07:18] ---
    Oh my. It's a mess!
[07:26] ---
    Miss...
[07:28] ---
    How did you like your crystal ball bomb?
[07:33] ---
    Are you...
[07:35] ---
    I screwed up earlier, but it makes
    a nice boom when it goes off, right?
[07:40] ---
    I planted bombs ten times as powerful
    all across the city.
[07:44] ---
    No way!
[07:45] ---
    Hey, you can't do that!
    You'll blow up the city!
[07:49] ---
    I've got the detonator right here.
[07:51] ---
    If you don't want to see the town go up
    in flames, you'll do what I say!
[07:56] ---
    Oh, and just so we're clear,
    only being served by maids will satisfy us.
[08:02] ---
    Of course, Mamako will need to be a maid, too.
[08:07] ---
    Very well. What do I have to do?
[08:11] ---
    Food, first.
[08:16] ---
    A maid mom, huh?
[08:19] ---
    Let's laugh at her for the way she's dressed.
[08:23] ---
    Sorry it took so long.
[08:26] ---
    I've never worn a maid outfit before.
[08:29] ---
    Did I put it on right?
[08:32] ---
    Oh, boy. It looks great on her!
[08:36] ---
    - You look amazing!
    - Like an angel!
[08:38] ---
    Oh my. Thank you...
[08:40] ---
    Um, can you put a spell on the food
    to make it taste better?
[08:44] ---
    Oh, I'm not a magic-user,
    so I don't know if I can!
[08:48] ---
    - You can!
    - Sure you can!
[08:52] ---
    Go for it!
[08:56] ---
    Mommy will make you dinner
    with lots of love, okay?
[09:01] ---
    Here.
[09:03] ---
    It's Mommy's special fried rice!
[09:06] ---
    Enjoy!
[09:07] ---
    Let's eat!
[09:09] ---
    Hey now, you were lazy and
    just tossed stuff into a frying pan?
[09:12] ---
    That's the problem with mothers...
[09:17] ---
    Th-This is... Fried rice with ham!
[09:21] ---
    Yes, that's right. I'm sure you'd prefer fried pork,
    but I couldn't find any so I used ham instead.
[09:30] ---
    You know...
[09:31] ---
    My mom used to make this all the time.
[09:35] ---
    She said fried rice with ham
    was a classic family meal.
[09:40] ---
    My mom would put little hot dogs in.
[09:43] ---
    Mine used canned tuna.
[09:46] ---
    Oh no... Somehow...
[09:49] ---
    I really want to eat my mom's fried rice!
[09:53] ---
    Ms. Mama's fried rice is delicious!
[09:55] ---
    Ham really is the best!
[09:58] ---
    I always used to have it with crab,
    but ham is good, too!
[10:09] ---
    These guys are easy.
[10:12] ---
    Hey now!
[10:13] ---
    It'll take more than food to satisfy us.
[10:17] ---
    We're all fed and ready now.
[10:20] ---
    Take us to the bedroom.
[10:35] ---
    Okay, Mamako.
[10:37] ---
    Time for you to give me lots of service in bed.
[10:41] ---
    Service in bed?
[10:43] ---
    You're kidding me!
[10:44] ---
    So now that your appetite's fed,
    that's what you want next?
[10:47] ---
    You beasts!
[10:48] ---
    We'll have to use force...
[10:51] ---
    Hey, now. Don't forget that
    we've got bombs all over the city.
[10:57] ---
    If anything happens to me, they'll go boom.
[11:02] ---
    Mom...
[11:03] ---
    It's okay, Ma-kun.
[11:05] ---
    The townspeople's lives are in danger.
[11:08] ---
    That's enough of the drama talk
    between mother and son.
[11:11] ---
    Ready, Mamako?
[11:14] ---
    You don't need me to tell you what to do, right?
[11:19] ---
    Yes, I understand.
[11:39] ---
    Be a good boy and go to sleep.
[11:42] ---
    Go to sleep! Go to sleep!
[11:47] ---
    Hey, what are you doing?
[11:49] ---
    What, you ask?
    It’s Mommy’s in-bed service!
[11:52] ---
    N-No, I meant something a little more, uh...
[11:59] ---
    Go to sleep.
[12:01] ---
    Go to sleep.
[12:04] ---
    Go to sleep.
[12:06] ---
    You know, when I was a kid...
[12:07] ---
    Go to sleep.
[12:10] ---
    Go to sleep.
[12:12] ---
    On nights I couldn't sleep...
[12:14] ---
    Go to sleep.
[12:16] ---
    My mom would always do this for me.
[12:17] ---
    Go to sleep.
[12:20] ---
    Go to sleep.
[12:23] ---
    I feel like a little kid again...
[12:26] ---
    Lately, I've been making my mom so sad...
[12:35] ---
    Just take your lunch!
[12:38] ---
    I said I don't want it!
[12:40] ---
    Hang in there, Pocchi!
[12:42] ---
    Pocchi...
[12:46] ---
    Mom...
[12:51] ---
    Hey, check out Pocchi! He fell asleep!
[12:56] ---
    But it won't be so easy with us!
[13:04] ---
    Mommy...
[13:08] ---
    They all have such cute sleeping faces,
    like little kids.
[13:12] ---
    I'm not sure if mom's amazing,
    or they're just easy.
[13:18] ---
    Both, I guess.
[13:24] ---
    We're sorry for the trouble!
[13:26] ---
    Sorry!
[13:28] ---
    We'll pick up the other bombs on our way back.
    Alright, we're leaving now!
[13:32] ---
    Go home and make your moms feel better, okay?
[13:36] ---
    Okay!
[13:40] ---
    Why did they even come here?
[13:53] ---
    Hey, Mom...
[13:55] ---
    You're the one who insisted on having
    another naked strategy meeting, right?
[13:58] ---
    If you have something to talk about, let's talk.
[14:01] ---
    Is it about the children
    who are still in the tower?
[14:04] ---
    That's part of it.
[14:06] ---
    But I'm wondering why Amante
    is so angry about mothers...
[14:12] ---
    What did you do, Mamako Oosuki?
[14:15] ---
    How dare you send my assassins
    home to their moms!
[14:18] ---
    Thanks to you, I lost some of my best fighters!
[14:22] ---
    Why are you here?
[14:24] ---
    I'm not telling yo—
[14:31] ---
    Wait, you came out of nowhere again
    just to hide behind a rock?
[14:35] ---
    What is your deal?
[14:36] ---
    What? Of course I'm hiding!
    I'm wearing nothing but a bath towel!
[14:40] ---
    I can't let a boy see me like that!
[14:44] ---
    Aren't you guys embarrassed,
    all sharing a bath?
[14:50] ---
    Oh, right.
[14:52] ---
    Wow! A normal reaction, for once!
[14:54] ---
    That wasn't the answer I was expecting...
[14:57] ---
    Of course I'm embarrassed, but as a member
    of this party, I'll have to just get used to it...
[15:04] ---
    Eventually, I want to be the first one
    to invite them.
[15:09] ---
    I think of baths as something
    we all take together now!
[15:14] ---
    Forget that and explain what you're doing here!
[15:17] ---
    Though I'm sure you'll tell us,
    even if we don't ask.
[15:21] ---
    Don't underestimate me.
[15:23] ---
    The tower I live in now has no bath,
    so the only place I can get clean is in the sea.
[15:30] ---
    So I'm dying for a bath,
    but I'm not telling you that!
[15:34] ---
    Washing herself in the sea, huh?
[15:36] ---
    You know, it did smell salty
    when she came into the room.
[15:42] ---
    You're right.
[15:44] ---
    Now that you mention it,
    her skin's all rough, too.
[15:47] ---
    Her hair, too.
[15:51] ---
    She just looks really disgusting.
[15:54] ---
    You guys...
[15:55] ---
    We're both girls here,
    so can't you go a little easy on me?
[16:00] ---
    Please stop saying things to make me cry!
[16:05] ---
    Ouch!
[16:07] ---
    Amante, are you okay?
[16:08] ---
    Don't touch me!
[16:10] ---
    This is your fault, Mamako Oosuki!
[16:12] ---
    You really are a dangerous mother!
[16:14] ---
    You're the one who will stand in the way
    of our ideal becoming a reality!
[16:19] ---
    I'll let you go for today,
    but not next time! So be ready!
[16:27] ---
    You can turn off the lights,
    but don't empty out the bathwater!
[16:30] ---
    Not that I'll be back later
    to take a bath, or anything, got it?!
[16:35] ---
    First she blows up our guild,
    now she wants to use the bath?
[16:39] ---
    I say we just let her.
[16:41] ---
    Just drain it until it's ten centimeters deep.
[16:44] ---
    Five is plenty.
[16:46] ---
    Plop.
[16:48] ---
    Good morning!
[16:50] ---
    It's so early, what do you want?
[16:58] ---
    I'm so sorry for the trouble our children caused.
[16:58] ---
    GIFT
[17:03] ---
    This is from a popular place
    in our neighborhood.
[17:06] ---
    We thought you might like it.
[17:08] ---
    That's so kind of you.
[17:11] ---
    You, too, Pocchi! Apologize.
[17:13] ---
    Oh, right. I'm so sorry.
[17:16] ---
    No, it's fine.
[17:18] ---
    Thank you so much for the gift.
[17:20] ---
    So, as our way of apologizing,
    we came to help you today.
[17:26] ---
    We mothers will join your guild
    and help you clear the tower!
[17:36] ---
    The weather sure is nice today, huh?
[17:37] ---
    Yes, the perfect day for laundry!
[17:39] ---
    I already hung mine out!
[17:42] ---
    No, no, no...
    What's going on here?
[17:45] ---
    Did somebody put an illusion spell on me?
[17:47] ---
    Masato, you can't look away from reality.
[17:50] ---
    But a party full of moms? Is that even allowed?
[17:55] ---
    Don't worry. I've already informed the GM's
    of the situation,
[18:00] ---
    as well as secretly removed
    the restrictions on who could join your guild.
[18:05] ---
    I really wish you hadn't.
[18:08] ---
    If only Pocchi and his friends were here...
[18:12] ---
    Sorry, we can't join your guild.
[18:15] ---
    We have our own things to do.
[18:18] ---
    Good luck!
[18:19] ---
    They said they had something to do,
    but what did they mean?
[18:23] ---
    Ma-kun, the moms in town are just worried
    about their children in the tower.
[18:29] ---
    - So...
    - Yeah, yeah. I know.
[18:31] ---
    I need to understand how a parent feels.
[18:34] ---
    Oh my! Your mommy's so happy
    to see you've matured!
[18:38] ---
    Thanks.
[18:40] ---
    Still, I wonder how our group looks
    to other people.
[18:45] ---
    They must be crazy. They can't possibly
    clear the tower with a group like that.
[18:51] ---
    But as long as Mamako Oosuki's around,
    I can't let my guard down.
[18:54] ---
    I'll need to do something.
[18:59] ---
    I'm not sure about the group we've got,
    but we can finally start clearing the tower.
[19:03] ---
    Ma-kun, can I have a moment?
[19:06] ---
    This person...
[19:07] ---
    Sorry. I'm just really worried.
[19:11] ---
    Oh, right.
[19:13] ---
    It's natural to be worried
    about going to a dungeon.
[19:16] ---
    No, that's not it.
    I left all the windows at home open.
[19:21] ---
    I see, the windows at... home?
[19:24] ---
    The weather was nice, so I wanted
    to get some fresh air in the house.
[19:28] ---
    I see.
[19:29] ---
    But when I was talking to the other moms,
[19:32] ---
    they told me a lot of places
    were being robbed in another neighborhood.
[19:37] ---
    I'll be too worried to do anything
    if I don't go home and close them!
[19:41] ---
    But we're already here.
[19:43] ---
    You don't need to worry about the windows...
[19:45] ---
    What's that? Did you say something?
[19:48] ---
    Did I say something strange? I didn't, did I?
[19:51] ---
    I'm seriously worried.
    Are you saying it's okay if my house gets robbed?
[19:55] ---
    Will you take responsibility if it does?
[19:57] ---
    No! I'm sorry!
[19:59] ---
    Hey, Wise. Can you come here?
[20:02] ---
    What's up?
[20:04] ---
    Use your magic to send
    this woman to her house.
[20:07] ---
    Bring her back when she's done.
    Can you do it?
[20:10] ---
    Sure thing!
[20:11] ---
    Oh, you can send us right home with magic?
[20:14] ---
    Could you help me, too?
[20:17] ---
    Well, there's a limit to how many people
    I can take, but I could take one more...
[20:21] ---
    Then, what about me?
[20:23] ---
    My house is close to your base...
[20:27] ---
    Well, I guess I could make two stops.
[20:29] ---
    Then can you take me, too?
[20:31] ---
    Just to the entrance of town!
[20:33] ---
    Um, how many teleportation spells
    do I need to cast?
[20:33] ---
    Me, too!
[20:37] ---
    I wonder if I have enough MP.
[20:41] ---
    Good luck, Wise.
[20:45] ---
    They're not here.
[20:47] ---
    I planned on using these bombs to bury them alive
    the moment they came into the tower.
[20:52] ---
    Where are they?
[20:54] ---
    Should I go take a look outside?
[21:02] ---
    That hurts!
[21:05] ---
    What's that sound?
    It sounds like a crying baby.
[21:09] ---
    No, isn't that the sound
    of the bomb's countdown?
[21:16] ---
    Th-Th-The switch!
[21:18] ---
    I pushed it on accident!
[21:25] ---
    No... more...
[21:28] ---
    Wise, I forgot I left the futons hanging outside.
[21:32] ---
    Could you take me back home again
    so I can bring them in?
[21:35] ---
    Oh, are you a healer, Medhi?
[21:37] ---
    Y-Yes...
[21:38] ---
    Lately, the cartilage in my knee
    has been hurting.
[21:41] ---
    My back, too.
[21:43] ---
    I recommend glucosamine.
[21:45] ---
    You're such a good girl,
    adventuring at a young age like this!
[21:48] ---
    I've got lots more sweets, so eat up, okay?
[21:51] ---
    Okay! Thank you very much!
[21:53] ---
    You, too! There's plenty more!
[21:54] ---
    Clearing a dungeon is lots of fun,
    isn't it, Ma-kun?
[21:59] ---
    We haven't even gone inside yet...
[23:35] ---
    #11: The Courage to Accept Things. A Loving Heart.
    Also, Full-Body Armor.
    That’s What a Mother Needs... Wait, Armor?
[23:35] ---
    I can do it! Because I'm Full Armor Mommy!