E7 - Students are the Protagonists of a School Festival. But People Wearing School Uniforms are Included, Too.

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    Okay, now that everybody's calmed down,
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    let's all have one of our strategy meeting
    where everybody's naked!
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    Why are we doing this?
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    It doesn't make sense.
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    Ma-kun, what's the topic for today?
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    Obviously, it's about Medhi and her mom.
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    Why are you so obsessed with her anyway?
[00:25] ---
    Just ignore her!
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    Well, we have other things to do,
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    and we weren't asked to get involved,
    so maybe we shouldn't.
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    But I know how it feels to have problems
    with your mother and not know what to do.
[00:42] ---
    It feels personal to me.
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    I want to help both of them.
    And I'd like your help in doing so.
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    Please.
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    Ma-kun, Mommy thinks that's a great idea!
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    I'll help you.
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    Mom...
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    Fine, fine. I get it.
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    You're the hero, so of course
    you want to save the hopeless heroine.
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    I'm such a nice sage!
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    Thank you, Sage.
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    So, Porta...
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    I'll help, too...
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    - Oh my! Porta!
    - Porta!
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    She's been in the bath too long!
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    That's dangerous!
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    Wake up, Porta!
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    Are you okay? I'm here for you!
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    No punishment this time?
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    Thank you...
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    I think?
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    Students are the Protagonists of a School Festival.
    But People Wearing School Uniforms are Included, Too.
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    School Festival
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    Yay! A school festival!
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    Wait! Hold it!
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    What's wrong, Hero Masato?
    Why are you screaming in the middle of class?
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    I mean, come on! It doesn't make sense
    to have a school festival without warning!
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    It'd be pointless if I told you in advance!
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    The point of this is to see how well you can handle
    an event that occurs without warning!
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    This is a pop quiz
    that's very important for the game.
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    A quiz?
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    You can do anything you want for the festival.
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    Parents are welcome to participate, as well!
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    Now, form up in groups and get to work!
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    My mom's going to take part
    in the school festival, too?
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    It's your destiny, so just accept it.
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    Ma-kun! Ma-kun!
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    How about we do a little cafe
    for the school festival?
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    I'm pretty confident I can cook something good!
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    That's a great idea! I'm in!
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    So am I! I want to cook with you!
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    If you're doing a cafe, then so shall we!
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    And we'll compete to see who sells more!
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    Um...
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    Huh?
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    We'll be the ones to win, understand?
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    Heave-ho, heave-ho.
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    Amazing...
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    Everybody's really getting ready.
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    It's Mom, and...
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    I’m in love with you, Mamako!
    Please be my girlfriend!
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    Thank you.
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    It makes me very happy you feel that way.
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    But, I'm sorry.
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    I'm Ma-kun's mother,
    so I can't be your girlfriend.
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    I'm really sorry!
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    Did I just beat out a rival in love?
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    No, I didn't! I definitely didn't!
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    Mamako's very popular.
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    There were lots of love letters
    in her shoe cubby.
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    Th-There were, huh?
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    But I'm not a Dark Lord with a mom complex,
    so won't challenge any of them to a duel.
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    That was a problem in class the other day, right?
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    Hey, Masato, I'm sorry about earlier.
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    When my mother challenged you
    to that weird competition.
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    No, it's nothing you need to apologize for...
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    No, everything my mom does is for my sake.
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    Her desire to make her daughter number one
    is what makes her act as such.
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    I know it's causing problems for you...
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    And I know this is selfish,
    but please put up with it for just a little more.
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    Are you okay with things as they are?
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    I don't like causing problems
    for the people around me...
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    But I believe in my mother.
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    Medhi...
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    It is now time for the first annual
    Lover's Lane Academia school festival to begin.
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    Heave-ho, heave-ho.
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    Mother's Back
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    It'll be ready soon,
    so be good kids and wait, okay?
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    Okay, we're waiting!
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    There are so many customers!
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    And they're all kind of weird!
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    Excuse me! I'll take one
    Mommy's Special Rice Omelet!
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    Coming!
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    Give me a Mommy's Special Ginger Pork
    and Pork Soup Combo!
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    Coming up!
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    I'll take Mommy's Special Curry!
[06:52] ---
    Coming!
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    I'll take some curry, too!
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    I'll take a fried pork bowl!
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    The fried fish combo!
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    Two rice omelets, please!
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    H-Hang on!
    We can't make all that at once!
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    It's fine, Ma-kun!
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    Hungry children are waiting for me!
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    Mommy will do her best!
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    Mommy, I'll help you!
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    Me too! I'll help!
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    I'll pass out the chopsticks!
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    You're all such good kids!
    And a great help to Mommy!
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    Thank you!
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    Th-That's Mamako for you...
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    Why?
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    Why is that place getting
    so many more customers than our cafe?
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    This is bad! I need to do something!
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    Medhi?
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    Yes, Mother?
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    Go change into a swimsuit immediately.
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    Okay—
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    Wait. Why do I have to do that?
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    We'll use the sight of you in a swimsuit
    to lure all the customers over here!
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    If you have to,
    spread your legs and pose for them!
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    Do you need something, Masato?
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    Um... I just came to see
    if Medhi was enjoying the school festival.
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    Oh, how kind of you.
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    So? Do you have anything to say
    about her naked body?
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    I'm ready for what comes next.
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    Very well, then it's time for you
    to be punished for your indecency.
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    Spara la Magia pel mirale...
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    Wait, hang on!
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    Morte!
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    Masato?
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    Hero Masato.
[08:37] ---
    Multiple instant death attacks have leveled you up
    from "dead form" to "floating form."
[08:42] ---
    I see. So this is thanks to all those
    instant death attacks Wise used on me.
[08:47] ---
    This "Staff of Aperto" is quite powerful.
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    Seems like they can't see me.
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    I don't know who sent it to me, but if I use it...
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    H-Hey, Mom, you should revive Masato.
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    We can do that later!
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    But first, Medhi, I will use this power of release
    to draw out more of your beauty.
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    Seduce Masato and then control him
    so he ruins his cafe.
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    Then we'll win for sure.
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    Th-That's not really fair...
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    If I say it's fair, then it's fair.
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    You must win, no matter what.
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    What is wrong with that woman?
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    - Hey! Revive!
    - Yay!
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    I'm bored...
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    Yeah, the customers are doing everything.
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    Masato!
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    Masato, did you go and see
    all the other places at the festival?
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    If not, will you go around with me?
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    It'll be just the two of us,
    so we can have a lot of fun!
[10:13] ---
    Y-Yeah, sure...
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    What's up, Medhi? You're not usually like this.
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    Come on, Masato! Go! Go! Go!
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    Medhi! Hey!
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    There's lots of different little cafes, huh?
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    I've always wanted to tour the school festival
    with my boyfriend like this.
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    Oh no, did I accidentally say boyfriend?
    What am I saying?
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    I'm so embarrassed!
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    Tera Burger
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    Anyway, if you're the person next to me
    when my dream comes true,
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    maybe we are fated to be together.
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    Just kidding...
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    That's going a little far, isn't it?
[10:50] ---
    Yeah, it is.
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    Actually...
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    Medhi, let's talk.
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    I know what's going on.
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    About what Medhimama told you to do.
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    She wanted you to seduce me
    so I’d do what you wanted.
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    You couldn't see me, but I was there.
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    So...
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    You knew all along, huh?
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    I feel like such an idiot.
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    Medhi?
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    What's her problem?
    I didn't even want to do this.
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    Waving around that weird staff,
    saying all that stuff about "power of liberation."
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    Stop, stop!
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    Your inner dark power is being unleashed!
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    And thanks to her,
    all this weird stuff is happening!
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    That awful mother!
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    Medhi?
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    Well?
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    Did you get close to Masato?
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    Yes...
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    I see. Then I'll leave you kids to your fun.
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    Don't you think it's time to stop this?
[11:51] ---
    Stop what, exactly?
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    All of this.
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    The competition,
    the things you're forcing Medhi to do...
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    I’d like you to stop it all.
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    Please.
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    No.
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    We're not competing for fun.
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    We can't quit before it's over.
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    Don't you think it's already over, though?
[12:14] ---
    N-Not yet! We can compete for something else.
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    Beauty Contest
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    This!
[12:20] ---
    A-A beauty contest?
[12:21] ---
    Beauty Contest Recruiting Now
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    Let's compete head-to-head with
    the most attractive waitresses from our cafes.
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    It's time, everybody, for the main event
    of the school festival, the beauty contest!
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    Lover's Lane Academia School Festival Beauty Contest
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    This cheer meter will measure how much
    you're all cheering for our contestants,
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    and decide the winner!
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    Now, time to introduce our beautiful contestants!
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    Let's start with entry number 1!
    Healer Medhi! Go ahead!
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    Okay! Thank you for hav—
[13:05] ---
    I-I'm sorry!
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    I'm so embarrassed!
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    C-Cute!
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    Whoa! Our first contestant's off to a great start!
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    Well done! Splendid!
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    There's no doubt about it. Medhi is very talented.
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    Next up is entry number 2!
    Our class rep.
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    And lastly, entry number 8!
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    Sage Wise! Go ahead!
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    It's time for the winning contestant!
[13:42] ---
    How can she smile like that
    when she's so obviously going to flop?
[13:47] ---
    Does she have some plan to win?
[13:49] ---
    No, not a chance.
[13:50] ---
    Not a chance in hell!
[13:51] ---
    You can do it, Wise!
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    Ow!
[13:57] ---
    Sorry! I'm so clumsy!
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    Wise! Yay! Yay! Yay!
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    Don't you guys like this crap?
    So why don't you show a little joy?
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    Thank you, Sage Wise!
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    Now, get off the stage.
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    Hey, that was mean!
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    Well, now that the mood's
    been completely spoiled,
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    I have to tell you the results,
    even though everyone knows...
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    Looks like we've won.
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    But instead, I'm making
    a last minute call for entrants!
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    Please, come up on the stage!
[14:37] ---
    Oh, maybe I will, then!
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    Mamako, what's up?
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    Well you see, there's not enough burners
    on the stove at the cafe,
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    so I can't warm up the miso soup.
[14:48] ---
    So I wanted you to use your fire magic.
[14:52] ---
    Is that okay?
[14:54] ---
    Oh, sure. That'll only take a second.
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    Looking good.
[15:03] ---
    Oh?
[15:04] ---
    Maybe I'll advertise the cafe while I'm up here.
[15:09] ---
    Everyone, the miso soup's ready!
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    But it's hot, so Mommy will blow on it for you!
[15:17] ---
    Come and try some!
[15:23] ---
    What?!
[15:24] ---
    A girl who can cook! So cute!
[15:38] ---
    We have our winner!
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    The winner is Mamako!
    Congratulations, Mamako!
[15:44] ---
    H-Huh?
[15:49] ---
    Medhi!
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    Masato?
[15:52] ---
    Can we talk?
[15:53] ---
    Where are you going?
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    Ma-kun?
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    Masato, what's wrong?
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    Um, well, I just felt like...
    I guess my instincts, or child's intuition,
[16:16] ---
    were telling me to get out of there now.
[16:19] ---
    Oh, I see.
[16:21] ---
    That mom was about to go nuts
    over her kid again.
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    Medhi, can we talk?
[16:30] ---
    S-Sure.
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    How long are you going
    to keep being your mom's slave?
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    I'd never do what you're doing.
    I have a will of my own!
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    Don't you?
[16:45] ---
    O-Of course, I have a will of my own! I do!
[16:49] ---
    Then speak up.
[16:51] ---
    What do you want to do right now?
[16:53] ---
    I-I...
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    It's okay. We're the only ones here.
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    I...
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    I want to enjoy what I have now.
    What I'm doing now.
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    It's the school festival, so I want to work
    alongside my friends and open a little cafe,
[17:12] ---
    laughing, having fun...
[17:15] ---
    But...
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    But what?
[17:19] ---
    I don't have any friends.
[17:22] ---
    So...
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    That's not true!
[17:25] ---
    You've got friends right here!
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    Like me!
[17:28] ---
    And me!
[17:29] ---
    Me, too, if you'll let me!
[17:33] ---
    If you tell me what it is that you, personally,
    really want to do,
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    then, as your friend, I'd like
    to enjoy this school festival with you.
[17:43] ---
    B-But my mom's caused
    so much trouble for you...
[17:49] ---
    I've got problems with my mom, too.
[17:52] ---
    We've both got the same issues.
[17:55] ---
    So we can be friends.
[17:57] ---
    Right! Right! Right!
[17:58] ---
    I've got resistance against awful moms,
    so it'll be easy!
[18:02] ---
    I'm younger than you,
    so I don't know if we can be friends, but...
[18:06] ---
    I want to be friends with you!
[18:11] ---
    Everyone...
[18:47] ---
    I want to have lots of fun with my friends!
[18:52] ---
    I want to have tons of fun with everybody
    instead of just doing what my mom tells me!
[18:58] ---
    I want to have lots of fun!
[19:14] ---
    What are you doing?
[19:17] ---
    What are you saying?
[19:18] ---
    M-Mother...
[19:21] ---
    Um, I...
[19:23] ---
    Masato and his friends are being nice to me,
    and I want to be friends with them...
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    Because they're my first friends...
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    You know that friends don't matter!
    What matters is being number one!
[19:37] ---
    That's the only thing!
    You're so frustrating!
[19:40] ---
    H-Hey!
[19:42] ---
    You’re a terrible daughter!
[19:47] ---
    You again?
[19:53] ---
    Why do you always show up at the worst time?
[19:56] ---
    You're really pissing me off!
[19:57] ---
    I'm sorry...
[19:59] ---
    But, let me talk to you!
[20:04] ---
    It makes a mother very happy
    for her child to be number one, right?
[20:11] ---
    I understand how you feel!
[20:12] ---
    Right?
[20:14] ---
    But does that mean it's alright
    to push your child too far?
[20:19] ---
    Is there a reason she has to suffer
    in order to be number one?
[20:23] ---
    There is!
[20:25] ---
    I need her to be number one,
    or it'll trouble me!
[20:28] ---
    Because, if my daughter is number one...
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    Then I can tell everyone
    that I'm the number one mom!
[20:40] ---
    Does that mean she's doing this all for herself?
[20:46] ---
    Enough of this.
[20:49] ---
    Enough.
[20:51] ---
    Medhi?
[20:52] ---
    I've endured this for so long.
[20:55] ---
    Everything you forced me to do
    made me so sad and hurt...
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    But I believed you were doing it for me.
[21:06] ---
    That's why I was able to do it all.
[21:10] ---
    But it was all just so you could say
    that you were the best mom?
[21:15] ---
    How could such betrayal exist?
[21:19] ---
    Medhi, wait! Let's talk this out!
[21:22] ---
    Staff of Conforto, unleash everything I have!
[21:48] ---
    I won't forgive... anyone!
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    If I Say Nothing, It Won't Be Heard, But If I Say Something,
    It'll Be a Critical Hit. It Sucks Being a Family.
[23:35] ---
    Ma-kun, tell her!
[23:37] ---
    So that she can regain the bond
    between parent and child!