# E7 - Students are the Protagonists of a School Festival. But People Wearing School Uniforms are Included, Too.
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G6NVG318Y/students-are-the-protagonists-of-a-school-festival-but-people-wearing-school-uniforms-are-included-too)
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Okay, now that everybody's calmed down,
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let's all have one of our strategy meeting
where everybody's naked!
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Why are we doing this?
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It doesn't make sense.
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Ma-kun, what's the topic for today?
**[00:16] ---**
Obviously, it's about Medhi and her mom.
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Why are you so obsessed with her anyway?
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Just ignore her!
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Well, we have other things to do,
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and we weren't asked to get involved,
so maybe we shouldn't.
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But I know how it feels to have problems
with your mother and not know what to do.
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It feels personal to me.
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I want to help both of them.
And I'd like your help in doing so.
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Please.
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Ma-kun, Mommy thinks that's a great idea!
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I'll help you.
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Mom...
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Fine, fine. I get it.
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You're the hero, so of course
you want to save the hopeless heroine.
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I'm such a nice sage!
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Thank you, Sage.
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So, Porta...
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I'll help, too...
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- Oh my! Porta!
- Porta!
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She's been in the bath too long!
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That's dangerous!
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Wake up, Porta!
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Are you okay? I'm here for you!
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No punishment this time?
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Thank you...
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I think?
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Students are the Protagonists of a School Festival.
But People Wearing School Uniforms are Included, Too.
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School Festival
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Yay! A school festival!
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Wait! Hold it!
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What's wrong, Hero Masato?
Why are you screaming in the middle of class?
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I mean, come on! It doesn't make sense
to have a school festival without warning!
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It'd be pointless if I told you in advance!
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The point of this is to see how well you can handle
an event that occurs without warning!
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This is a pop quiz
that's very important for the game.
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A quiz?
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You can do anything you want for the festival.
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Parents are welcome to participate, as well!
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Now, form up in groups and get to work!
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My mom's going to take part
in the school festival, too?
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It's your destiny, so just accept it.
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Ma-kun! Ma-kun!
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How about we do a little cafe
for the school festival?
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I'm pretty confident I can cook something good!
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That's a great idea! I'm in!
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So am I! I want to cook with you!
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If you're doing a cafe, then so shall we!
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And we'll compete to see who sells more!
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Um...
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Huh?
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We'll be the ones to win, understand?
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Heave-ho, heave-ho.
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Amazing...
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Everybody's really getting ready.
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It's Mom, and...
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I’m in love with you, Mamako!
Please be my girlfriend!
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Thank you.
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It makes me very happy you feel that way.
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But, I'm sorry.
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I'm Ma-kun's mother,
so I can't be your girlfriend.
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I'm really sorry!
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Did I just beat out a rival in love?
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No, I didn't! I definitely didn't!
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Mamako's very popular.
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There were lots of love letters
in her shoe cubby.
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Th-There were, huh?
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But I'm not a Dark Lord with a mom complex,
so won't challenge any of them to a duel.
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That was a problem in class the other day, right?
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Hey, Masato, I'm sorry about earlier.
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When my mother challenged you
to that weird competition.
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No, it's nothing you need to apologize for...
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No, everything my mom does is for my sake.
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Her desire to make her daughter number one
is what makes her act as such.
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I know it's causing problems for you...
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And I know this is selfish,
but please put up with it for just a little more.
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Are you okay with things as they are?
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I don't like causing problems
for the people around me...
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But I believe in my mother.
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Medhi...
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*It is now time for the first annual
Lover's Lane Academia school festival to begin.*
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Heave-ho, heave-ho.
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Mother's Back
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It'll be ready soon,
so be good kids and wait, okay?
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Okay, we're waiting!
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There are so many customers!
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And they're all kind of weird!
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Excuse me! I'll take one
Mommy's Special Rice Omelet!
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Coming!
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Give me a Mommy's Special Ginger Pork
and Pork Soup Combo!
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Coming up!
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I'll take Mommy's Special Curry!
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Coming!
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I'll take some curry, too!
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I'll take a fried pork bowl!
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The fried fish combo!
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Two rice omelets, please!
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H-Hang on!
We can't make all that at once!
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It's fine, Ma-kun!
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Hungry children are waiting for me!
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Mommy will do her best!
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Mommy, I'll help you!
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Me too! I'll help!
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I'll pass out the chopsticks!
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You're all such good kids!
And a great help to Mommy!
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Thank you!
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Th-That's Mamako for you...
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Why?
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Why is that place getting
so many more customers than our cafe?
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This is bad! I need to do something!
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Medhi?
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Yes, Mother?
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Go change into a swimsuit immediately.
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Okay—
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Wait. Why do I have to do that?
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We'll use the sight of you in a swimsuit
to lure all the customers over here!
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If you have to,
spread your legs and pose for them!
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Do you need something, Masato?
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Um... I just came to see
if Medhi was enjoying the school festival.
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Oh, how kind of you.
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So? Do you have anything to say
about her naked body?
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I'm ready for what comes next.
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Very well, then it's time for you
to be punished for your indecency.
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Spara la Magia pel mirale...
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Wait, hang on!
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Morte!
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Masato?
**[08:36] ---**
Hero Masato.
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Multiple instant death attacks have leveled you up
from "dead form" to "floating form."
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I see. So this is thanks to all those
instant death attacks Wise used on me.
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This "Staff of Aperto" is quite powerful.
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Seems like they can't see me.
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I don't know who sent it to me, but if I use it...
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H-Hey, Mom, you should revive Masato.
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We can do that later!
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But first, Medhi, I will use this power of release
to draw out more of your beauty.
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Seduce Masato and then control him
so he ruins his cafe.
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Then we'll win for sure.
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Th-That's not really fair...
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If I say it's fair, then it's fair.
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You must win, no matter what.
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What is wrong with that woman?
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- Hey! Revive!
- Yay!
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I'm bored...
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Yeah, the customers are doing everything.
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Masato!
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Masato, did you go and see
all the other places at the festival?
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If not, will you go around with me?
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It'll be just the two of us,
so we can have a lot of fun!
**[10:13] ---**
Y-Yeah, sure...
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What's up, Medhi? You're not usually like this.
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Come on, Masato! Go! Go! Go!
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Medhi! Hey!
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There's lots of different little cafes, huh?
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I've always wanted to tour the school festival
with my boyfriend like this.
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Oh no, did I accidentally say boyfriend?
What am I saying?
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I'm so embarrassed!
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Tera Burger
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Anyway, if you're the person next to me
when my dream comes true,
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maybe we are fated to be together.
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Just kidding...
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That's going a little far, isn't it?
**[10:50] ---**
Yeah, it is.
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Actually...
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Medhi, let's talk.
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I know what's going on.
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About what Medhimama told you to do.
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She wanted you to seduce me
so I’d do what you wanted.
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You couldn't see me, but I was there.
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So...
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You knew all along, huh?
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I feel like such an idiot.
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Medhi?
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What's her problem?
I didn't even want to do this.
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Waving around that weird staff,
saying all that stuff about "power of liberation."
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Stop, stop!
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Your inner dark power is being unleashed!
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And thanks to her,
all this weird stuff is happening!
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That awful mother!
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Medhi?
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Well?
**[11:42] ---**
Did you get close to Masato?
**[11:45] ---**
Yes...
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I see. Then I'll leave you kids to your fun.
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Don't you think it's time to stop this?
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Stop what, exactly?
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All of this.
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The competition,
the things you're forcing Medhi to do...
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I’d like you to stop it all.
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Please.
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No.
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We're not competing for fun.
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We can't quit before it's over.
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Don't you think it's already over, though?
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N-Not yet! We can compete for something else.
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Beauty Contest
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This!
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A-A beauty contest?
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Beauty Contest Recruiting Now
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Let's compete head-to-head with
the most attractive waitresses from our cafes.
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It's time, everybody, for the main event
of the school festival, the beauty contest!
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Lover's Lane Academia School Festival Beauty Contest
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This cheer meter will measure how much
you're all cheering for our contestants,
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and decide the winner!
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Now, time to introduce our beautiful contestants!
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Let's start with entry number 1!
Healer Medhi! Go ahead!
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Okay! Thank you for hav—
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I-I'm sorry!
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I'm so embarrassed!
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C-Cute!
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Whoa! Our first contestant's off to a great start!
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Well done! Splendid!
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There's no doubt about it. Medhi is very talented.
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*Next up is entry number 2!
Our class rep.*
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*And lastly, entry number 8!*
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*Sage Wise! Go ahead!*
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It's time for the winning contestant!
**[13:42] ---**
How can she smile like that
when she's so obviously going to flop?
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Does she have some plan to win?
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No, not a chance.
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Not a chance in hell!
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You can do it, Wise!
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Ow!
**[13:57] ---**
Sorry! I'm so clumsy!
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Wise! Yay! Yay! Yay!
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Don't you guys like this crap?
So why don't you show a little joy?
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Thank you, Sage Wise!
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Now, get off the stage.
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Hey, that was mean!
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*Well, now that the mood's
been completely spoiled,*
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*I have to tell you the results,
even though everyone knows...*
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Looks like we've won.
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*But instead, I'm making
a last minute call for entrants!*
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*Please, come up on the stage!*
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Oh, maybe I will, then!
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Mamako, what's up?
**[14:43] ---**
Well you see, there's not enough burners
on the stove at the cafe,
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so I can't warm up the miso soup.
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So I wanted you to use your fire magic.
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Is that okay?
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Oh, sure. That'll only take a second.
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Looking good.
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Oh?
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Maybe I'll advertise the cafe while I'm up here.
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Everyone, the miso soup's ready!
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But it's hot, so Mommy will blow on it for you!
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Come and try some!
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What?!
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A girl who can cook! So cute!
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*We have our winner!*
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*The winner is Mamako!
Congratulations, Mamako!*
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H-Huh?
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Medhi!
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Masato?
**[15:52] ---**
Can we talk?
**[15:53] ---**
Where are you going?
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Ma-kun?
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Masato, what's wrong?
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Um, well, I just felt like...
I guess my instincts, or child's intuition,
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were telling me to get out of there now.
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Oh, I see.
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That mom was about to go nuts
over her kid again.
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Medhi, can we talk?
**[16:30] ---**
S-Sure.
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How long are you going
to keep being your mom's slave?
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I'd never do what you're doing.
I have a will of my own!
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Don't you?
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O-Of course, I have a will of my own! I do!
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Then speak up.
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What do you want to do right now?
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I-I...
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It's okay. We're the only ones here.
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I...
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I want to enjoy what I have now.
What I'm doing now.
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It's the school festival, so I want to work
alongside my friends and open a little cafe,
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laughing, having fun...
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But...
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But what?
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I don't have any friends.
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So...
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That's not true!
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You've got friends right here!
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Like me!
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And me!
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Me, too, if you'll let me!
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If you tell me what it is that you, personally,
really want to do,
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then, as your friend, I'd like
to enjoy this school festival with you.
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B-But my mom's caused
so much trouble for you...
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I've got problems with my mom, too.
**[17:52] ---**
We've both got the same issues.
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So we can be friends.
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Right! Right! Right!
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I've got resistance against awful moms,
so it'll be easy!
**[18:02] ---**
I'm younger than you,
so I don't know if we can be friends, but...
**[18:06] ---**
I want to be friends with you!
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Everyone...
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I want to have lots of fun with my friends!
**[18:52] ---**
I want to have tons of fun with everybody
instead of just doing what my mom tells me!
**[18:58] ---**
I want to have lots of fun!
**[19:14] ---**
What are you doing?
**[19:17] ---**
What are you saying?
**[19:18] ---**
M-Mother...
**[19:21] ---**
Um, I...
**[19:23] ---**
Masato and his friends are being nice to me,
and I want to be friends with them...
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Because they're my first friends...
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You know that friends don't matter!
What matters is being number one!
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That's the only thing!
You're so frustrating!
**[19:40] ---**
H-Hey!
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You’re a terrible daughter!
**[19:47] ---**
You again?
**[19:53] ---**
Why do you always show up at the worst time?
**[19:56] ---**
You're really pissing me off!
**[19:57] ---**
I'm sorry...
**[19:59] ---**
But, let me talk to you!
**[20:04] ---**
It makes a mother very happy
for her child to be number one, right?
**[20:11] ---**
I understand how you feel!
**[20:12] ---**
Right?
**[20:14] ---**
But does that mean it's alright
to push your child too far?
**[20:19] ---**
Is there a reason she has to suffer
in order to be number one?
**[20:23] ---**
There is!
**[20:25] ---**
I need her to be number one,
or it'll trouble me!
**[20:28] ---**
Because, if my daughter is number one...
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Then I can tell everyone
that I'm the number one mom!
**[20:40] ---**
Does that mean she's doing this all for herself?
**[20:46] ---**
Enough of this.
**[20:49] ---**
Enough.
**[20:51] ---**
Medhi?
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I've endured this for so long.
**[20:55] ---**
Everything you forced me to do
made me so sad and hurt...
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But I believed you were doing it for me.
**[21:06] ---**
That's why I was able to do it all.
**[21:10] ---**
But it was all just so you could say
that you were the best mom?
**[21:15] ---**
How could such betrayal exist?
**[21:19] ---**
Medhi, wait! Let's talk this out!
**[21:22] ---**
Staff of Conforto, unleash everything I have!
**[21:48] ---**
I won't forgive... anyone!
**[23:34] ---**
If I Say Nothing, It Won't Be Heard, But If I Say Something,
It'll Be a Critical Hit. It Sucks Being a Family.
**[23:35] ---**
Ma-kun, tell her!
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So that she can regain the bond
between parent and child!