# E5 - This is a Territory for Children, Filled With Hopes and Dreams. For Children. That's the Important Part!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GYW4NM3J6/this-is-a-territory-for-children-filled-with-hopes-and-dreams-for-children-thats-the-important-part)
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**[00:12] ---**
Okay, here I go!
**[00:13] ---**
Don't be naughty, little puppies!
**[00:33] ---**
Mommy did it!
**[00:38] ---**
You know, I'm kind of starting to wonder
why I even exist.
**[00:44] ---**
What a coincidence...
**[00:46] ---**
This one, and this one...
**[00:48] ---**
So am I.
**[00:59] ---**
*I'll never be stronger than my mom
if I keep fighting normal battles.*
**[01:04] ---**
*If only there were a quest
to make us stronger...*
**[01:10] ---**
What's this?
**[01:12] ---**
A quest?
**[01:13] ---**
Seeking Adventurers for Quest
Seeking people to take the academy entrance test!
**[01:14] ---**
Seeking people to take
the academy entrance test?
**[01:18] ---**
Th-This is...
**[01:20] ---**
Oh, are you interested in the academy, Ma-kun?
**[01:23] ---**
Then why not give a try?
**[01:25] ---**
Mom? Are you sure?
**[01:28] ---**
Your feelings are what's important.
**[01:31] ---**
Mommy wants you to do anything
you feel like doing!
**[01:36] ---**
Really? In that case, it's off to the academy!
***SIGN*** Town of Maternia
**[03:15] ---**
The city of learning, Maternia.
***SIGN*** Lover's Lane Academia
**[03:18] ---**
At the heart of the city
lies an institution of learning.
**[03:22] ---**
So this is Lover's Lane Academia, huh?
**[03:24] ---**
This is a Territory for Children, Filled With Hopes and Dreams.
For Children. That's the Important Part!
**[03:24] ---**
The place where we'll be doing
our "school life" quest.
**[03:28] ---**
This flier says that if you become a student
at the academy, you can get a ton of SP points.
**[03:36] ---**
Seems perfect for increasing our stats
or getting new skills.
**[03:40] ---**
Forget that, look at the Prevenire!
**[03:41] ---**
Example of an item you can get
with your SP: Prevenire
**[03:41] ---**
This accessory blocks all magic sealing!
**[03:44] ---**
It's something I absolutely need, isn't it?
**[03:48] ---**
Pr-Prevenire!
**[03:51] ---**
I want a stuffed animal!
**[03:53] ---**
Stuffed Animal
**[03:54] ---**
It's an amazing item that increases
your chances of successful item crafting!
**[03:58] ---**
I'd like the Stema of Power,
which raises attack power...
**[04:03] ---**
*It can't be a coincidence that there are items
that all three of us want...*
**[04:10] ---**
Um, Masato...
**[04:12] ---**
Was it okay to leave your mother behind?
Wouldn't it be better if she was here?
**[04:17] ---**
It's fine. She was supportive
when she sent us here.
**[04:21] ---**
Besides, you can't bring your mom to school...
**[04:22] ---**
Prevenire! Prevenire!
**[04:27] ---**
Sorry! Are you okay?
**[04:32] ---**
*She's gorgeous!*
**[04:35] ---**
Thank you.
**[04:36] ---**
Are you students here?
**[04:39] ---**
Y-Yeah, we were about to enroll...
And you are?
**[04:43] ---**
I'm...
**[04:43] ---**
Medhi, what are you doing?
**[04:48] ---**
Who are they?
**[04:49] ---**
H-Hello. I'm Masato.
**[04:53] ---**
And that's Wise and Porta.
**[04:55] ---**
The three of us are test players.
**[04:59] ---**
Oh, you're test players, too?
Then we'll need proper introductions.
**[05:04] ---**
This is my daughter Medhi,
and I'm her mother. I go by Medhimama.
**[05:08] ---**
By the way, how many quests have you done?
**[05:12] ---**
Oh, I shouldn't ask, should I?
I'm sure the two of us have completed more!
**[05:16] ---**
Oh, right, want some tips? I'm sure you do, right?
**[05:19] ---**
Well, no...
**[05:20] ---**
You merely need to do what I say!
**[05:22] ---**
My daughter did everything I told her,
and she became incredibly strong.
**[05:26] ---**
A mother must provide guidance for her child
from the moment they're born, that's my rule.
**[05:30] ---**
So even in a game, a child should do
everything their mother says.
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They'll never go astray if they do.
**[05:36] ---**
Well, for advice, we're so much stronger than you,
so you probably can't use them.
**[05:38] ---**
*She keeps bragging, so I can’t get a chance
to talk to Medhi!*
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Did you say you were going to this school?
**[05:41] ---**
*Somebody, help!*
**[05:43] ---**
If you are, too bad!
**[05:45] ---**
My daughter Medhi
is more talented than anybody.
**[05:47] ---**
But even if you're not as good as her,
you should still study hard!
**[05:52] ---**
Now, let's go.
**[05:55] ---**
Masato, I'm happy we got to meet. Bye!
**[06:02] ---**
That old lady was pretty nasty, huh?
**[06:04] ---**
Before I knew it, I was hiding from her...
**[06:07] ---**
I'm not sure about Medhimama,
but if I met a cute girl like that,
**[06:12] ---**
my school life might be pretty great!
**[06:16] ---**
Ding-dong dang-dong.
**[06:20] ---**
We couldn't get the students' faces done in time,
but don't worry about it.
**[06:23] ---**
I'm your teacher, Mr. Gruff!
Glad to have you!
**[06:27] ---**
Over the next week, you three will
experience the entirety of school life
**[06:32] ---**
in a special short-term class!
**[06:35] ---**
Three?
**[06:36] ---**
There were supposed to be four students.
**[06:41] ---**
Does that mean there's one more coming?
**[06:44] ---**
Don't tell me...
**[06:45] ---**
Please wait, Mom!
**[06:48] ---**
M-Mom?
**[06:50] ---**
No, you're not my mom. You're Medhi!
**[06:53] ---**
Hey, "Hero Masato," can we talk for a second?
**[06:57] ---**
Does every girl you see
look like your beloved mommy?
**[07:02] ---**
That's not it! It’s not like that!
**[07:05] ---**
*This sucks. I want to die.*
**[07:10] ---**
Alright then, let's have this young mother
introduce herself.
**[07:14] ---**
My name is Medhi! I'm a healer.
**[07:18] ---**
A-Also, I'm not Masato's mother.
**[07:22] ---**
I'm very sorry I couldn't live up
to your expectations. My apologies.
**[07:26] ---**
O-Oh, please don't apologize!
I'm really sorry on my part, too.
**[07:31] ---**
But I'm glad.
**[07:33] ---**
After meeting by chance,
I get to be in the same class as you.
**[07:38] ---**
Could this be fate, perhaps?
**[07:41] ---**
Oh, I'm so silly!
**[07:44] ---**
*It felt like something was missing
from my adventures, and this is it!*
**[07:48] ---**
*A beautiful, polite and kind heroine!*
**[07:50] ---**
*And she's in my class too,
so I've got a great shot at love!*
**[07:55] ---**
Pardon the intrustion.
I've come to participate in the class.
**[07:58] ---**
Healer Medhi's mother!
You can't just join the class...
**[08:03] ---**
Don't mind me. I'm just making sure my daughter
is the best, regardless of the situation.
**[08:10] ---**
Oh, didn't we just meet?
Yes, you're Masato.
**[08:14] ---**
Poor boy, ending up in Medhi's class.
**[08:17] ---**
Regardless, you're standing too close to her.
**[08:20] ---**
Y-You think so?
I don't think we're that close...
**[08:24] ---**
No, you are. I detest it.
**[08:27] ---**
Come here, Medhi.
**[08:30] ---**
Yes, Mother.
**[08:33] ---**
You need to understand
how much better Medhi is than you.
**[08:37] ---**
If you wish to talk to her, talk to me first, got it?
**[08:42] ---**
*Even at school,
I have to deal with another family's weird mom.*
**[08:46] ---**
*It's not fair.*
**[08:51] ---**
Now, let's start the class.
**[08:54] ---**
R-Right! Now then, let us begin the lesson!
**[08:58] ---**
Everybody, pay attention.
**[08:59] ---**
Question: A level 50 Hero with a STR stat of 125
uses a Divine Slash ability with an attack power of 255
**[09:05] ---**
on a Dark Lord with a DEF stat of 100.
**[09:07] ---**
How much damage is dealt?
Answer correctly for 10 SP.
**[09:12] ---**
You get that much?
**[09:13] ---**
However, only the first person to answer
gets the points.
**[09:16] ---**
Raise your hand if you have the answer.
**[09:18] ---**
Yes, I have the answer!
**[09:19] ---**
It does 174 damage!
**[09:22] ---**
That's correct.
10 points to Healer Medhi!
**[09:27] ---**
She's my daughter, so of course she's smart.
**[09:30] ---**
Okay, next question.
**[09:32] ---**
The Hero used Divine Slash.
But the Dark Lord took no damage. Why?
**[09:36] ---**
*It didn't take damage, so it must have
some kind of invincible defense?*
**[09:41] ---**
*Alright...*
**[09:42] ---**
*Huh?*
**[09:43] ---**
Teacher, if you'll allow, my daughter
will answer the question.
**[09:47] ---**
Go on, Medhi. Give the right answer.
**[09:49] ---**
Yes, Mother.
**[09:50] ---**
The answer is the Dark Lord is actually an illusion.
The real one is hiding in another dimension.
**[09:57] ---**
Uh, yes! That's right!
**[09:59] ---**
Ten points for Healer Medhi.
Congratulations!
**[10:05] ---**
As to be expected.
**[10:06] ---**
Um, Medhimama?
**[10:09] ---**
Oh, what is it, Masato?
**[10:11] ---**
Oh, I see! Did my staff coincidentally fall
and stop you from raising your hand?
**[10:17] ---**
I had no idea! I'm truly sorry!
**[10:20] ---**
Okay, next question.
**[10:22] ---**
The Hero can't believe his eyes.
And then the Dark Lord speaks to him.
**[10:24] ---**
What does he say?
**[10:27] ---**
What the heck?
**[10:28] ---**
It's an original question I came up with!
**[10:31] ---**
Come up with an answer I like
and you get 10 points!
**[10:33] ---**
What the heck?
**[10:35] ---**
Me! Me, me, me, me, me!
**[10:37] ---**
I've got one! Okay, the answer is...
**[10:46] ---**
What the heck is she doing?
**[10:48] ---**
Masato, Wise is confused!
**[10:51] ---**
Someone put a negative status effect on her.
**[10:54] ---**
I think that staff is suspicious, but...
**[10:58] ---**
I feel... sleepy...
**[11:02] ---**
Hey, Porta! What's wrong?
**[11:06] ---**
What's this?
**[11:07] ---**
Suddenly, I'm hearing a lot of snoring!
**[11:10] ---**
Medhimama, I think you're going a little far.
**[11:16] ---**
I have no idea what you're talking about.
**[11:18] ---**
And aren't you feeling sleepy, Masato?
**[11:21] ---**
My armor gives me a bonus
against status effects.
**[11:25] ---**
It's not perfect, though.
**[11:27] ---**
Is that so?
**[11:29] ---**
But it's just partial resistance.
**[11:31] ---**
If it's not perfect,
then I'll keep trying until you fall asleep!
**[11:37] ---**
Seriously?
**[11:39] ---**
*So tired...*
**[11:43] ---**
Now there's nobody to stand in my way.
**[11:45] ---**
My daughter can answer all the questions,
get all the points and develop the most.
**[11:50] ---**
Damn... She's the worst...
**[11:53] ---**
Not at all. I'm the greatest mother there is!
**[11:57] ---**
No way... How could you be?
**[12:00] ---**
If you truly love your child, it's necessary
to knock down people who don't matter.
**[12:04] ---**
There's no need to worry about the morality,
since you're doing it for your child!
**[12:09] ---**
It's natural for a parent with a child
to feel that way.
**[12:12] ---**
It should be allowed!
**[12:14] ---**
Yes, of course it should!
**[12:17] ---**
*It's no good...
I can't keep my eyes open.*
**[12:21] ---**
I really wish you would stop.
**[12:24] ---**
*Was that...*
**[12:31] ---**
Hey, Masato. What the hell was that?
It's unforgivable!
**[12:35] ---**
Taking it out on my won't help.
**[12:38] ---**
If you have a problem, then talk to...
**[12:40] ---**
I guess you can't, since the suspect
isn't at their seat anymore.
**[12:45] ---**
Though it's weird they could put us to sleep
without having to chant a spell.
**[12:49] ---**
I secretly appraised it, and that staff gives
the ability to cast spells without chanting.
**[12:57] ---**
More overpowered equipment
for a mom, huh?
**[13:01] ---**
Hard to believe it would hit
a non-combatant like Porta though, right?
**[13:06] ---**
*Ping-pong!*
**[13:07] ---**
*This is a message for Masato the hero!
Masato the hero!*
**[13:12] ---**
*A new heroine is waiting for you!
Come to the rear courtyard immediately.*
**[13:18] ---**
My heroine is waiting for me!
**[13:29] ---**
*Is it Medhi? Or another student?*
**[13:32] ---**
*Two heroines fighting over the hero...
Wouldn't that be great?*
**[13:43] ---**
Is that really you, my heroine?
**[13:47] ---**
Yes, it's me.
**[13:53] ---**
Definitely saw that coming.
I knew it was you.
**[13:57] ---**
O-Oh, I'm surprised you're so calm, Ma-kun.
**[14:00] ---**
I figured you'd be more upset if I showed up.
**[14:06] ---**
Of course not.
**[14:07] ---**
I'm not so childish to get mad
over something like that.
**[14:09] ---**
Don't underestimate your son.
**[14:14] ---**
Let me start by asking about that outfit.
**[14:18] ---**
This? What do you think?
Does it look good on me?
**[14:21] ---**
Your skirt's too short.
**[14:23] ---**
Don't roll it up at the waist to make it shorter.
**[14:26] ---**
But it's cuter when it's shorter.
You're too strict, Ma-kun.
**[14:30] ---**
You might have the face and figure
to pull it off,
**[14:35] ---**
but as your son, it's a total no-go!
**[14:38] ---**
You sent us off with a smile, and now you're here
in a sailor uniform? What the hell?
**[14:43] ---**
Explain!
**[14:44] ---**
You wish for an expla—
No, to be informed?
**[14:47] ---**
Very well, then!
**[14:51] ---**
Hello.
**[14:52] ---**
There you are.
**[14:53] ---**
Are you the one responsible
for this terrible farce?
**[14:57] ---**
I suspected as much.
**[14:59] ---**
You were watching?
If you knew, you should've stopped me!
**[15:02] ---**
You ran off before I could!
**[15:05] ---**
“My heroine is waiting for me!”
That was hilarious.
**[15:09] ---**
Please stop!
**[15:11] ---**
Now, allow me to inform you that this time
I am Shirase, the school's acting principal.
**[15:19] ---**
This school was quickly constructed
to ward off overbearing parents
**[15:25] ---**
who complained that there was no place
in the game for children to learn.
**[15:30] ---**
I just ran into someone
I could imagine saying that.
**[15:34] ---**
So are the items on this list,
which were clearly intended to lure us...
**[15:39] ---**
You noticed?
**[15:40] ---**
I went through the trouble
of writing out each of those by hand
**[15:45] ---**
and then spreading them
in order to bring you here.
**[15:48] ---**
So we were lured here, after all.
**[15:50] ---**
Then, if you brought my mom here,
you must want us to do something, right?
**[15:55] ---**
Indeed.
**[15:56] ---**
Your job is to handle problems between
parents and children that the GM's cannot.
**[16:01] ---**
No, I don't think that's what our job
is supposed to be!
**[16:05] ---**
Well, if you ask me, it is.
**[16:07] ---**
Either way, it seems fate has already
brought you together, so I'll leave it to you.
**[16:13] ---**
Do you mean...
**[16:15] ---**
I won't get involved in the issue this time.
**[16:19] ---**
This school was built extremely quickly,
and has many bugs that need investigation.
**[16:25] ---**
For example, this one.
**[16:31] ---**
A sudden death bug...
**[16:35] ---**
Everybody, stand. Bow.
**[16:40] ---**
Sit down.
**[16:42] ---**
Now then, let's continue with first period.
**[16:44] ---**
Hold it!
**[16:46] ---**
Wh-What's wrong, Hero Masato!
Why are you yelling?
**[16:49] ---**
How could I not be yelling?
Please do something, sir!
**[16:53] ---**
She is clearly not a student! Right?
**[16:56] ---**
She looks like one to me.
**[16:58] ---**
Ah, jeez! Even as her son, I must admit
that she's fitting in just fine, but...
**[17:04] ---**
Mom, you tell him!
**[17:06] ---**
Y-You're right. I have to tell him.
**[17:09] ---**
Sir, I'm Ma-kun's mother. My name is Mamako.
**[17:14] ---**
I wanted to see how my son was doing in school,
so I snuck into the class.
**[17:22] ---**
I'm so sorry!
**[17:24] ---**
What's this?
You're really Hero Masato's mother?
**[17:28] ---**
Very well!
You may participate as an observer.
**[17:32] ---**
Go take a seat over there.
**[17:35] ---**
I avoided the nightmare
of my mom joining the class as a student.
**[17:40] ---**
Hello.
**[17:43] ---**
I'm Mamako, Ma-kun's mom.
Nice to meet you.
**[17:47] ---**
I'm Medhimama, Medhi's mother.
**[17:50] ---**
Allow me to apologize in advance
for making your son feel inferior.
**[17:57] ---**
For you see, my daughter is very talented.
**[18:00] ---**
Don't worry, I'm sure Ma-kun
will be able to make friends quickly.
**[18:05] ---**
I thought we were talking about grades,
not making friends.
**[18:09] ---**
*She's throwing me off.*
**[18:12] ---**
Now then, let's start fresh
and get back to class!
**[18:15] ---**
Ma-kun, do your best.
**[18:18] ---**
Knock it off! That's embarrassing!
**[18:21] ---**
Medhi's laughing. No more. Please kill me.
**[18:24] ---**
Okay, question.
**[18:26] ---**
The Dark Lord's true form must be
drawn to the battlefield in order to win.
**[18:29] ---**
What do you do?
**[18:30] ---**
*It seems simple, yet...*
**[18:33] ---**
*Maybe the hero can go to the Dark Lord's location,
or use a special item to bridge the two dimensions.*
**[18:38] ---**
*There are a number of ways
to answer the question.*
**[18:44] ---**
Medhi, take your time and think.
You have plenty of time.
**[18:48] ---**
I think everyone else is about to get sleepy.
**[18:52] ---**
*She's going to interrupt us again?*
**[18:58] ---**
*That's strange. Nobody is sleeping.*
**[19:04] ---**
*What's this?
Mom's elbow bracers are glowing?*
**[19:09] ---**
Hey, Porta. Doesn't my mom's equipment...
**[19:12] ---**
It completely blocks all bad status effects.
**[19:15] ---**
So maybe...
**[19:17] ---**
Like sharing your dinner with neighbors
when you've made too much,
**[19:20] ---**
she’s sharing her overwhelming power
to protect the students.
**[19:25] ---**
It must be the support skill, "Mother's Sharing."
**[19:28] ---**
*She got another weird skill.*
**[19:30] ---**
Ma-kun, you can do it!
**[19:30] ---**
*And she doesn't seem to have realized.*
**[19:33] ---**
Ma-kun!
**[19:33] ---**
That's what that awful mom deserves.
**[19:35] ---**
*Did I just hear someone
next to me say something?*
**[19:39] ---**
*No, I must be imagining it.*
**[19:42] ---**
Thanks to Mamako,
Medhimama's scheme didn't work.
**[19:46] ---**
She's so great!
**[19:48] ---**
That's right...
**[19:49] ---**
*Jeez. She really did it.*
**[19:51] ---**
*Now, time to solve the problem...*
**[19:53] ---**
I know!
**[19:54] ---**
Why are you answering, Mom?
**[19:56] ---**
S-Sorry, but I think I know the answer.
**[20:00] ---**
That doesn't mean you can
answer the question, though.
**[20:02] ---**
This is our class—
**[20:04] ---**
No, it's fine.
She's wearing the uniform, so I'll allow it.
**[20:09] ---**
Okay, Mamako. Give us your answer.
**[20:12] ---**
Right! If he's refusing
to come out of his room,
**[20:15] ---**
then you must bring the Dark Lord's mother
to help get him out.
**[20:20] ---**
It's not scary! Your mommy's right here!
It's okay, so come on out!
**[20:27] ---**
But...
**[20:28] ---**
That's ridiculous!
**[20:30] ---**
Indeed! Even a violent criminal
listens when his mother calls to him.
**[20:35] ---**
And the Dark Lord is no exception!
Mamako is correct!
**[20:38] ---**
Have 30 points!
**[20:40] ---**
Oh my! I got points!
**[20:43] ---**
That's the right answer?
And why does she get so many points?
**[20:45] ---**
Now, a question for Mamako.
**[20:47] ---**
Why are you asking her?
**[20:49] ---**
The Dark Lord comes out due to his mother's calls,
and the first thing he does is speak to the Hero.
**[20:55] ---**
What does he say?
**[20:57] ---**
Let's see...
**[20:58] ---**
Maybe he says, "What are you doing
with my mom? Get away from her!"
**[21:03] ---**
That's what Ma-kun would say
if he were the Dark Lord, right?
**[21:06] ---**
I would not!
What's wrong with you?
**[21:10] ---**
Hero Masato loves his mother very much, huh?
**[21:13] ---**
Alright, that's correct. 30 points for Mamako!
**[21:16] ---**
How wonderful!
**[21:17] ---**
That is not the right answer!
**[21:19] ---**
Next question.
**[21:21] ---**
The Dark Lord, Hero Masato, fights a hopeless
battle to get his mother back from the Hero.
**[21:27] ---**
You don't even know if I'm the Hero
or the Dark Lord anymore, do you?
**[21:31] ---**
And leave me out of the story!
**[21:36] ---**
Now, I'll announce the grades for today.
**[21:37] ---**
1 Hero Masato's Mom, Mamako
2 Healer Medhi
**[21:42] ---**
We're going to have a talk later. Understood?
**[21:45] ---**
Yes, Mother...
**[21:48] ---**
Male Student 7
Hero Masato
Sage Wise
Merchant Porta
**[21:51] ---**
*We didn't have to worry about Medhimama,
but my mom still ended up taking the spotlight...*
**[21:55] ---**
Ma-kun, Wise, Porta!
**[21:58] ---**
You all did great today!
**[22:00] ---**
Let's have a fun time at school tomorrow, too!
**[23:34] ---**
What a Beautiful Girl... Wait, Not You, Mom.
Don't Get Near Me in That Outfit, Stop!
**[23:35] ---**
Ma-kun, is that too hot for you?