E9 - Whoa, There's a Pressure Plate in a Place Like This. Well, I'm Not Stepping On It. No, I'm Saying I Won't!
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Question 1. Are you getting more chances
to interact with your son or daughter?
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MMMMMORPG Questionnaire
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Um... "Little by little, but yes,
we do seem to be getting closer."
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LITTLE BY LITTLE, BUT YES,
WE DO SEEM TO BE GETTING CLOSER
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Question 2. What did your son or daughter
say to you that made you happy?
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"He said my mommy is the best."
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I don't remember ever saying that...
[00:35] ---
I told her how you feel
when you weren’t around. Be grateful!
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I'll have you arrested for perjury.
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For now, I should teach her
how to type in non-capital letters...
[00:46] ---
Ah! Monsters have appeared!
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This is our chance!
[00:55] ---
Mom's busy with the survey,
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so let's work together and win the day!
[01:04] ---
Oh my! Monsters!
[01:13] ---
There we go.
[01:20] ---
Um, are all fights for this party...
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Yup, they're all like this.
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My mom always one-hit-kills everything.
[01:30] ---
Excuse me for a moment.
[01:34] ---
I don't want to blame Mamako,
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but my plan to make everyone love me
as the party healer is ruined!
[01:46] ---
We can see your dark power leaking from here.
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But, well, I understand how Medhi feels.
[01:50] ---
Another! And another!
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We need to find a way to get stronger.
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Stronger than any foe,
and stronger than my mom.
[02:01] ---
What's this?
[02:03] ---
New tower dungeon, now open!
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Anyone who completes it
will be granted any wish they desire!
[02:12] ---
A scam, huh?
[03:43] ---
Whoa, There's a Pressure Plate in a Place Like This.
Well, I'm Not Stepping On It. No, I'm Saying I Won't!
[03:46] ---
I knew it was a scam, but I came anyway.
[03:49] ---
Let's see, what did it say?
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“Walk across the pier
in the port city of Ommym, and you'll see...”
[03:57] ---
That tower dungeon is huge!
[03:59] ---
I can't even see the top!
[04:01] ---
How many floors do you think it is?
[04:04] ---
I sure hope there's an elevator.
[04:08] ---
It wouldn't be much of a dungeon
if you could just take the elevator.
[04:12] ---
Oh, you're adventurers, right?
[04:16] ---
Hey, can you help me find my kid?
He left the inn and hasn't come back.
[04:21] ---
Me, too! We were planning
on conquering the dungeon as mom and son,
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but he got mad, pitched a fit and ran off.
[04:28] ---
So did mine!
Did he go to the tower alone?
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Eh? What's going on here?
[04:34] ---
Wh-What is all this?
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I don't understand what's going on!
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At times like this...
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We need to ask her for an explanation!
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Oh, she's here, too!
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It's surprisingly heavy!
[04:48] ---
Now then. Now then. Now, now then...
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Time to use my revival magic.
[04:55] ---
Here I go!
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Spara—
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Spara la Magia bel mirale!
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Rianimato!
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REVIVE
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M-Medhi!
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This was my one chance
to finally do something!
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I'm the healer, so I thought it was my job.
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Greetings, everyone.
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It's me, your favorite coffin-loving informant,
record holder for most deaths.
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I inform you that I am Shirase.
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Good morning!
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Another death by bug?
There's too many of those in this game.
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But this time, the bug saved me.
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Actually, those mothers came to me, as well.
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But I'm a GM, not a player.
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I can't do an event
that's designed for players.
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And so...
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You solved the problem by dying?
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It's strange, though.
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I wasn't told about an event like this.
We need to find out what's going on.
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Let's go!
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Hello, tower dungeon!
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Let's get to clearing it!
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For now, just help me with the investigation.
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You don't have to go further than the lower floors.
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Forget the lower floors,
let's head all the way to the top!
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And then I'll have my wish granted!
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I'll show the world
that I can be greater than my mom,
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and to weave tales of me,
the overpowered hero!
[06:22] ---
Hey, sorry to interrupt your fun,
but can I say something?
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I'm a Sage, right? A Super-Sage!
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So I can use a special ability
to see the future a little.
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A special ability like that
belongs to a failure like you?
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Wow!
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She's making it up, guys.
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Alright, just watch me tell your future, then.
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We head into the dungeon, right?
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Then Mamako's swords
will make our work easier, right?
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And then when you get to the part
where you have your wish granted...
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I want to be overp—
[06:55] ---
Oh, right! I'm out of eggs
for tomorrow's breakfast, so I'd like eggs!
[07:00] ---
Don't scare me like that!
[07:02] ---
It's okay, Ma-kun!
[07:04] ---
Mommy will make sure
she only asks for fresh eggs!
[07:08] ---
I'm not worried about the eggs!
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Mom, keep your mouth shut in there! Got it?
[07:13] ---
Okay, let's all watch as my prophecy becomes true!
[07:23] ---
This tower is named "The Solo-Killing Tower."
[07:26] ---
So it's deadly for solo players, huh?
[07:28] ---
You can't beat it without a large party?
[07:33] ---
Then we can't clear it on our own?
[07:36] ---
Correct. You'll need to work
with other test players and NPCs to clear it.
[07:44] ---
Look, monsters!
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Don't worry. Mamako will just rip them apart.
[07:50] ---
No, I can't do that.
[07:53] ---
You finally understand, Mom?
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That your son is the star of this adventure!
[07:58] ---
They say you're not supposed
to kill any spiders you see in the morning, right?
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Why?
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Some people say they're supposed to be
a sign of good luck.
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But I think that doesn't apply to monsters...
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And look! They're actually really cute!
[08:14] ---
See?
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Now she's friends with them!
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When you were a kid, you loved the swings, too!
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Is that...
[08:32] ---
It was an HP recovery square!
[08:34] ---
We hadn't lost any HP to begin with.
[08:37] ---
But I recognize this
from all the video games I've played!
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You step on one, too, Porta!
[08:42] ---
Okay! I pick this one!
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Exit Key
[08:46] ---
I got the exit key!
[08:49] ---
We can use this to get out of the dungeon instantly!
[08:51] ---
This is all good stuff!
[08:53] ---
Okay, I'll take this one!
It's gotta be a boost to magic!
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Come on! Come on!
[09:00] ---
That's a magic sealing trap.
And every step on it increases its duration.
[09:06] ---
Huh?
[09:08] ---
Wise, allow me to take over!
[09:12] ---
With Wise out of the picture,
I'll be this party's only caster.
[09:16] ---
Now I can have the spotlight to myself!
[09:19] ---
Hey, Medhi!
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Don't worry.
[09:21] ---
There are traps in the dungeon
which dispel bad status effects.
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Also, its effects only last within the dungeon.
[09:28] ---
Would you stop making that "Tch!" sound
with that pretty face of yours?!
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They're best friends now, huh?
[09:35] ---
What does this mark mean, then?
[09:37] ---
Oh, that?
[09:39] ---
It would be best if you stepped on that one.
[09:42] ---
Understood. Alright, then...
[09:44] ---
Hey, Mom, hold up!
You should ask what it does first!
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Don't worry. It's something that will help you a lot
in your attempts to clear this dungeon.
[09:53] ---
And it's something that you, personally,
will appreciate.
[09:58] ---
I've got a horrible feeling...
[10:00] ---
Here I go!
[10:05] ---
Huh?
[10:16] ---
The wind will allow you to jump up
to the next level.
[10:19] ---
Go on after her, everyone.
[10:24] ---
Please, no more...
[10:27] ---
This isn't a reward. It's a nightmare.
[10:32] ---
Someday, you'll understand.
[10:36] ---
How wonderful pantyhose are...
[10:38] ---
That's not what I'm thinking about!
[10:42] ---
I'm surprised there are still people
trying to climb the tower.
[10:51] ---
But from the size of your party,
you don't seem to know how this dungeon works.
[10:55] ---
Such fools.
[11:06] ---
Hey, you okay?
[11:07] ---
I-I'm fine! I didn't trip.
[11:12] ---
Oh, okay.
[11:13] ---
So, who are you?
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Does it matter?
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I am one of the Four Fiends
of the rebel group Ribele,
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Amante, the Betrayer of Mothers!
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But there's no rule that says
I have to tell that to everyone I meet.
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You just did, though.
[11:29] ---
Yeah, you did.
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Is there any way you could tell us a little more?
[11:34] ---
You think I'm going to tell you anything?
[11:37] ---
I'm not telling you that the rebel group "Ribele"
is a group of kids who've rebelled against the mothers.
[11:42] ---
You just told us.
[11:43] ---
Yeah, you did.
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All the adventurers in town
already joined my group.
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But I guess a few more wandered in.
[11:54] ---
Oh no! Are you...
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Oh, hello!
[11:58] ---
I'm Mamako Oosuki!
Ma-kun's mommy!
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There's someone in my party
who says who she is when she shouldn't, too...
[12:08] ---
Is she the real Mamako Oosuki?
[12:11] ---
Hey! What's wrong?
[12:13] ---
I'm really scared of Mamako Oosuki!
But I won't tell you that!
[12:18] ---
They can't clear the tower
with a small party like that,
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but I need to retreat and come up with a plan!
[12:27] ---
Lady Amante, are you okay?
[12:30] ---
We'll clear the dungeon before you do!
[12:35] ---
What was that about?
[12:36] ---
We learned important information.
[12:39] ---
Let's head back outside.
[12:40] ---
Ms. Porta, please use the key you found earlier.
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Okay!
[12:44] ---
Ta-dah!
[12:46] ---
I will inform you of the truth.
This situation was not anticipated.
[12:52] ---
What you just saw was not an in-game event,
but a serious problem.
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The mothers were looking
for their missing children.
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Those children were the ones we saw in the tower.
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I recognize several of their faces
from the player database.
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They must have left their mothers
to join the rebel group Ribele.
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And the one leading them is...
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One of the Four Fiends,
Amante, the Betrayer of Mothers!
[13:18] ---
We've known for a while now that someone
is trying to cause problems between families.
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We can assume that the rebel group Ribele,
and that girl we saw, were behind what we've seen.
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So they gathered enough kids, who are rebelling
against their mothers, for the dungeon?
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Which means...
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They're not all just sitting in a circle,
complaining about their mothers, are they?
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They want to get to the top of the tower
and get a wish of theirs granted.
[13:43] ---
And that wish must be...
[13:45] ---
It must be something evil
if the bad guys are wishing for it.
[13:49] ---
We have to do something about this!
[13:52] ---
Okay, let's rise up against evil!
[13:54] ---
Let's do our best so that the kids
can go back to their mommies.
[14:00] ---
Isn't this where the hero's party stops
the bad guy's plans and saves the world?
[14:06] ---
As a mom, I'd be more worried about my child
running away than the fate of the world.
[14:13] ---
But you know...
[14:14] ---
Mamako's right.
[14:16] ---
We can start with getting the kids back, right?
[14:19] ---
Without enough people,
they won't be able to beat the dungeon,
[14:22] ---
and we can stop their plans that way.
[14:24] ---
I think so, too!
[14:26] ---
Me, too. I think it's fine.
[14:28] ---
Well, it's more a question of my motivation...
[14:32] ---
But if we want to get them back,
we need to get to the floor they're on.
[14:36] ---
And that means we need more people.
[14:40] ---
What do we do?
[14:42] ---
I inform you that you should make a guild
and recruit members.
[14:47] ---
Come, come, come, come.
[14:49] ---
Please use this guild.
[14:51] ---
Enter Guild Name
[14:52] ---
Name it anything you like.
[14:54] ---
Th-This is our guild?
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With MomMY Guild
[15:00] ---
Look, Ma-kun! I was able to type
the small letters like you showed me!
[15:01] ---
With MomMY Guild
REGISTERED
[15:05] ---
She already named it!
[15:07] ---
And she still typed it wrong!
[15:27] ---
Good morning, Ma-kun.
It's time to get up.
[15:30] ---
Just let me sleep a little more...
[15:33] ---
Oh dear, that's a problem.
[15:35] ---
Wait! I know just what to do!
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Kiss!
[15:41] ---
Wh-What the...
[15:43] ---
That's the special skill, "Mother's Wake-up."
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It can bring someone out of a coma instantly!
[15:51] ---
Thanks for the meal.
[15:52] ---
But you know...
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This place is a mess.
Is anyone really going to join this guild?
[15:59] ---
I'm sure it will be fine.
[16:01] ---
Mommy will do her best
to make sure they feel welcome.
[16:05] ---
It's a guild, not a hotel.
[16:07] ---
Oh right, I remembered one more thing
to inform you of.
[16:11] ---
What's that?
[16:12] ---
I've given you a small present
to celebrate the founding of your guild.
[16:17] ---
It should be in your item storage.
Please use it to make your guild a fun place.
[16:22] ---
I leave the rest to you.
[16:24] ---
I must leave to investigate this rebel group.
[16:30] ---
What does she mean by "present?"
[16:34] ---
Master, if you want something,
come out and say it!
[16:38] ---
I always wanted to say that.
[16:40] ---
Master, I'll do anything you want me to.
[16:43] ---
Um! Um! Master! Just leave it to me!
[16:52] ---
With the exception of Porta,
I can't help but stare!
[16:55] ---
Maybe Shirase's better than I gave her credit for.
[16:57] ---
The size is perfect.
[16:59] ---
All she had to do
was make the chest as flat as possible.
[17:03] ---
Medhi, let's take this outside.
[17:05] ---
Masato, what did you get?
[17:07] ---
The same thing you did.
I think she hates me.
[17:10] ---
Which means your mom also...
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Oh my! Such cute maids!
[17:15] ---
Huh? That's your usual outfit.
[17:17] ---
Ahem...
[17:18] ---
In order to minimize the mental strain on her son,
I forbid my mom from wearing cosplay.
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That's no fun!
[17:25] ---
I wanted to wear the same outfit as her.
[17:28] ---
I was looking forward to seeing your reaction.
[17:31] ---
I'm not here to entertain you.
[17:34] ---
Also, please show a little more concern for me...
[17:37] ---
With all these cute maids,
the With Mommy guild has a bright future!
[17:43] ---
Let's all do our best!
[17:44] ---
Okay, Guild Momaster!
[17:46] ---
Let's get to work.
[17:48] ---
Our goal is to recruit more people, but...
[17:51] ---
First we need to repair our home base!
[17:53] ---
Let's be sure to make a good first impression!
[17:55] ---
If I have crafting materials, I can use
my item creation skill to repair and improve our guild!
[18:00] ---
Okay, let's split up to be more efficient!
[18:03] ---
One group can go shopping, another can clean!
[18:05] ---
I'll do my best!
[18:07] ---
Making them feel welcome is most important!
[18:10] ---
Okay, Guild Momaster!!
[18:12] ---
Momaster is a hard word to say, right?
[18:14] ---
Be back soon!
[18:18] ---
Welcome!
[18:21] ---
There's all kinds of building materials here!
[18:23] ---
How about this wall? This one's great, too!
[18:27] ---
Do you think Mamako would like this one?
[18:30] ---
Yes, I do!
[18:32] ---
And my job is to carry the bags.
[18:33] ---
This one's perfect! This one too! Um...
And this, and this! And this!
[18:35] ---
Since we have Porta's bag,
I don't even need to be here.
[18:40] ---
I'm the hero, aren't I? The main character?
[18:49] ---
I think Ma-kun's room is a little cleaner now.
[18:55] ---
His bed's nice and fluffy now, too.
[19:01] ---
I was thinking.
Do you really need to do all that?
[19:04] ---
I doubt he'll be using that room for long.
[19:07] ---
But right now, this is Ma-kun's room. His home.
[19:11] ---
I want to make sure it's nice and clean,
and say, "Welcome home."
[19:15] ---
He may get mad at me for cleaning it
without permission, though.
[19:20] ---
But that's something to be happy about, I'm sure.
[19:25] ---
Some moms don't get to say
"Welcome home" to their children.
[19:32] ---
Mamako...
[19:35] ---
Oh! Perhaps Ma-kun and the others are back?
[19:39] ---
Ma-kun, welcome home!
[19:41] ---
Oh my!
[19:48] ---
We got so many wonderful things!
I'm so satisfied.
[19:52] ---
Your smile alone is enough to satisfy me.
[19:55] ---
Now, where's the cash register...
[19:58] ---
Excuse me. Where's the laundry detergent
and washboards? Take me there.
[20:04] ---
With all those people,
it's hard to keep stocked up on necessities.
[20:09] ---
Oh, right. I need to get some heating pads,
to get the swelling down in my butt and shins.
[20:16] ---
You're Mamako Oosuki's son and his party!
[20:20] ---
You must be taking it easy,
if you're out here shopping.
[20:23] ---
Same to you.
[20:25] ---
Hey, Masato.
[20:26] ---
That girl seems to be treating her butt and shins
after hurting them yesterday, but it's too late!
[20:31] ---
You there, maid!
[20:33] ---
Stop saying scary things like that!
[20:35] ---
Anyway, I've got news for you—
[20:37] ---
The bruises won't heal right,
and you'll never feel confident in your body again.
[20:42] ---
For the rest of your life, you'll let out a sigh
whenever you see your legs or butt.
[20:46] ---
Poor girl.
[20:52] ---
M-Medhi, that's enough!
[20:55] ---
For your sake, if nothing else.
[20:57] ---
Come on, Amante, it's okay now.
[21:00] ---
If you want to tell us something, go ahead.
We're listening.
[21:04] ---
Forget it!
[21:05] ---
I'm not going to tell you
that I sent an assassin to your base!
[21:10] ---
You sent an assassin?
[21:12] ---
To attack the With Mommy guild?
[21:15] ---
If that's true...
[21:19] ---
It's not really a big deal, is it?
[21:21] ---
Mamako is there.
[21:23] ---
I agree!
She can take them down in one hit!
[21:26] ---
Yeah, you're right. With her there,
it's not really a problem.
[21:30] ---
See ya! Be sure to put those heating pads on!
[21:32] ---
Hold it! If you underestimate Ribele,
you're going to regret it!
[21:43] ---
Masato, Medhi, Porta!
[21:44] ---
Huh, Wise? Why are you here?
[21:47] ---
Hurry back to the guild!
Mamako's going to lose!
[21:51] ---
Mom losing? No way.
[21:53] ---
Hurry! It's a really bad situation!
[21:57] ---
Ma-kun!
[21:59] ---
Mom!
[23:34] ---
#10 The With Mommy Guild Welcomes All!
...Wait, It's a Bunch of Uninvited Guests!
[23:35] ---
What am I doing, you ask?
It’s mommy’s in-bed service!