6 - High School Boys and O Holy Nights etc

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[00:07] ---
    Hey, that reminds me...
[00:09] ---
    A long time ago, there was someone
    called the "Oriental Witch" in volleyball.
[00:12] ---
    Whoozzat?
[00:13] ---
    Well, I'm not really sure.
[00:15] ---
    It means she uses magic, right?
[00:17] ---
    You're not allowed to use magic in sports.
[00:19] ---
    I'm pretty sure she couldn't use magic.
[00:21] ---
    Okay, so maybe she was
    cosplaying as a magical girl...
[00:24] ---
    Dude, no one would cosplay while
    competing in the Olympics.
[00:26] ---
    It could have been a special privilege for
    Japan, the country of "Japanimation."
[00:30] ---
    They don't give "privileges" like that.
[00:31] ---
    Speaking of magical girls, they're always
    girls, right? They never seem to be boys...
[00:35] ---
    That's why they're called "magical girls"!
[00:37] ---
    Dude, who cares if there are magical boys?
    Or even magical high school boys?
[00:41] ---
    Hey, there was that something
    Potter kid, right?
[00:44] ---
    He was a magical high school boy.
[00:45] ---
    Putting it like that just
    sounds all kinds of wrong.
[00:48] ---
    C'mon, I bet all he did
    was hang out in his room,
[00:50] ---
    - chatting it up, wearing panties on his head.
    - He did not!
[00:53] ---
    He totally did. Ah—
[00:59] [SONG] ---
    tabidatsu yume wo kanadehajime
    saisho no pehji hiraite
[01:17] [SONG] ---
    donna takara yori kagayaku mono mitsuketa
[01:27] [SONG] ---
    furikaereba hora
[01:29] [SONG] ---
    baka mitai ni warau kao ga
    doko mademo susumaseru
[01:36] [SONG] ---
    kono semai heya de kaita monogatari ga
    tsumugu shosetsu no purorohgu
[01:47] [SONG] ---
    ohzora e todokisou na supiido de
    kaji mo torazu hashittekita
[01:57] [SONG] ---
    tabidatsu yume wo kanadehajime
    tsugi no pehji wo hiraki
[02:04] [SONG] ---
    hatenaku tsuzuku yume no umi e
    hikari ka yami ga wakarazuni
[02:14] [SONG] ---
    ichidokiri no bokutachi no tabi
    tsugi no pehji wo sagashite
SIGN    High School Boys and O Holy Nights
[02:43] ---
    She totally just threw a cinder block at us!
[02:45] ---
    She's gonna murder us.
[03:00] ---
    She just howled...
[03:03] ---
    She's totally gonna murder us.
[03:07] ---
    This all started when we came to
    Yoshitake's place on Christmas Eve.
[03:12] ---
    Hidenori set it off with
    one careless comment.
[03:16] ---
    You're always home on Christmas.
[03:24] ---
    I wasn't trying to be rude!
[03:26] ---
    I thought she was kinda cool and nice!
[03:29] ---
    She's a bigger idiot than me!
[03:32] ---
    She was the one who ended up slicing
    off Motoharu's chin, along with his beard!
[03:46] ---
    Yoshitake!
[04:17] ---
    I lost him...
[04:33] ---
    C-Couples everywhere...
[04:38] ---
    How embarrassing...
[04:44] ---
    This is pitiful...
[04:46] ---
    Why is this happening to me?
[04:53] ---
    This won't solve anything, but...
[04:57] ---
    we could try to pass it off.
[05:06] ---
    Are you an idiot!?
[05:09] ---
    Jeez...
SIGN    For some reason, today, the student council is doing odd jobs in their room!
[05:15] ---
    Daily Lives of High School Boys is brought
    to you by our sponsors-onsors-onsers—
SIGN    And that guy who's in the opening, Mitsuo, finally makes an appearance!
[05:21] ---
    Stop singing!
[05:27] ---
    Daily Lives of High School Boys
SIGN    2nd Year Students Class A
SIGN    High School Boys and the New Term
[05:41] ---
    Good morning.
[05:43] ---
    Mornin'.
[05:44] ---
    Been a while.
[05:46] ---
    Yoshitake, did you go to
    the shrine for New Year's?
[05:49] ---
    No, I usually don't.
[05:51] ---
    Yeah, most teens don't.
[05:54] ---
    What did you do over winter break?
[05:56] ---
    Played video games.
[05:59] ---
    Video games? Like what?
[06:01] ---
    Nah, even if I told you,
    I doubt you'd know it.
[06:05] ---
    It's an NES game called
    Sher[redacted] Holmes.
[06:09] ---
    Oh, that action game where you
    attack people by kicking them?
[06:13] ---
    And any time you touch a townsperson,
    you get hit repeatedly until you die, right?
[06:18] ---
    It's that game where you can
    abuse the continue feature.
[06:20] ---
    How do you guys know so much about it?
[06:23] ---
    Dude, why were those old games
    so unreasonably difficult?
[06:28] ---
    So that if you beat it, you could brag.
[06:31] ---
    That's what games are all about.
[06:33] ---
    That is so true!
[06:36] ---
    Have you guys ever played that ninja game,
    Shadow [redacted] Legend?
[06:40] ---
    Uh, no.
[06:41] ---
    - Nuh-uh.
    - Naw.
[06:44] ---
    It's this utter sense of loneliness
    that makes me dislike the NES.
[06:47] ---
    High schoolers these days don't play the NES.
[06:56] ---
    Hey, didn't it sound like the wind
    said "Skewered Rice Cakes" just now?
[07:10] ---
    Teacher's here.
[07:15] ---
    Good morning.
[07:17] ---
    Good morning.
[07:20] ---
    That printout we gave you
    at the end of last term...
[07:25] ---
    had a mistake on it.
[07:28] ---
    We hurried to send out a correction.
[07:35] ---
    But it looks like we forgot about your group.
SIGN    It's still winter vacation
SIGN    The opening ceremony for the new term is tomorrow
SIGN    Sorry!!
[07:49] ---
    Get back here!
[08:03] ---
    Daily Lives of High School Boys
SIGN    High School Boys and the Little Sister's Troubles
[08:16] ---
    It's Tadakuni's little sister.
[08:18] ---
    What is she doing here at North High?
[08:20] ---
    There's...something I want
    to talk to you about....
[08:24] ---
    Talk about?
[08:25] ---
    Did something happen?
[08:28] ---
    Yeah...
[08:31] ---
    A boy at school confessed that he liked me.
[08:34] ---
    Really?
[08:35] ---
    Wow, good for you.
[08:38] ---
    No. I had my reasons, so I turned him down.
[08:42] ---
    - Oh.
    - I see.
[08:44] ---
    And then?
[08:46] ---
    And then...
[08:48] ---
    He hit me.
[08:51] ---
    And then...
[08:52] ---
    he demanded to see me again today.
[08:55] ---
    Could you give me a hand?
[08:57] ---
    This is serious business.
[08:59] ---
    I'll go.
[09:00] ---
    Hang on.
[09:02] ---
    Hey, Little Sister. Do
    you know why he did that?
[09:08] ---
    I got a little lippy.
[09:11] ---
    I see.
[09:12] ---
    You need to solve this yourself.
[09:16] ---
    Why!?
[09:18] ---
    Cut me some slack here.
[09:20] ---
    You're the only person I
    can ask for help, Karasawa.
[09:24] ---
    Even if someone older intervenes,
    it won't solve the problem.
[09:36] ---
    I understand.
[09:38] ---
    Excuse me.
[09:53] ---
    How did things end up like this?
[09:57] ---
    This sucks.
[10:01] ---
    My stomach hurts...
[10:02] ---
    I don't wanna do this...
[10:17] ---
    It can't be helped. If I
    get hit, I'll hit him back.
[10:21] ---
    I'll ruin him.
[10:34] ---
    I'm sorry.
[11:02] ---
    I guess I'm also to blame here...
[11:17] ---
    Good, no problems here.
[11:29] ---
    So, I went out of my way for nothing?
[11:39] ---
    You were listening in!?
[11:41] ---
    So, I went out of my way for nothing?
[11:45] ---
    Dammit! There goes my chance to be the hero!
[11:48] ---
    Dude, at least hide your face!
SIGN    Tadakuni, her older brother, knows nothing about this.
[12:04] ---
    Daily Lives of High School Boys
SIGN    High School Boys and Ringo's Troubles
[12:16] ---
    Ringo...
[12:18] ---
    Erm, "Miss."
[12:19] ---
    Do you have some business with us?
[12:22] ---
    I have something to ask you, okay?
[12:26] ---
    We aren't exactly counselors.
[12:29] ---
    Is there some kind of rumor
    going around or something?
[12:34] ---
    The other day, my friend called me smallfry.
[12:39] ---
    Am I seriously that small?
[12:43] ---
    You're completely normal.
[12:45] ---
    At the very least, guys
    don't care about height.
[12:49] ---
    You guys are holding back. This is no use.
[12:54] ---
    Where's your idiot student council president?
[12:56] ---
    He's in the classroom next door.
[13:00] ---
    I'll ask him.
[13:03] ---
    He's gonna get hit.
[13:06] ---
    Please wait!
[13:08] ---
    You're seriously normal!
[13:09] ---
    You have nothing to worry about!
[13:12] ---
    I know! Let's play a game!
[13:15] ---
    How old is our vice president?
[13:20] ---
    Twenty-eight?
[13:22] ---
    Are you serious?
[13:25] ---
    I'm seventeen...
[13:26] ---
    No way! You're younger than me!?
[13:29] ---
    That is surprising.
[13:32] ---
    Wait! Question two!
[13:34] ---
    Are there more upward running slopes
    or downward running slopes in Japan?
[13:41] ---
    Well, Japan has lots of mountains,
    so upwa—no wait...
[13:47] ---
    Umm...
[13:50] ---
    Umm...
[13:56] ---
    Aren't they the same!?
[13:58] ---
    What is with you guys!?
[14:01] ---
    Meow.
[14:04] ---
    Did a cat just meow?
[14:07] ---
    Y-Yeah...
[14:09] ---
    There may be one nearby.
[14:11] ---
    Meow. Meow.
[14:15] ---
    There's definitely one nearby!
[14:17] ---
    C'mere, c'mere!
[14:20] ---
    Meoow.
[14:23] ---
    So it was you!
[14:25] ---
    Jeez...
[14:29] ---
    What's with those guys!?
[14:36] ---
    Been a while, Ringo!
[14:39] ---
    What's up?
[14:41] ---
    DQ6. Best. Game. Ever.
[14:45] ---
    Do you think I'm small?
[14:49] ---
    Not good.
[14:50] ---
    You're you.
[14:53] ---
    I think you're wonderful
    just the way you are.
[14:58] ---
    Whoa, he actually tried for once!
[15:09] ---
    Wh-Wh-What are you saying!?
[15:14] ---
    We just can't win.
[15:26] ---
    Daily Lives of High School Boys
SIGN    Student Council Room
SIGN    High School Boys and Motoharu's Troubles
[15:36] ---
    Excuse me! There's something
    I'd like to ask of you!
[15:44] ---
    Fine, write your name and
    address on this paper.
[15:48] ---
    What do you need?
[15:50] ---
    Oh, okay!
[15:51] ---
    What number are we at now?
[15:53] ---
    We're just doing odd jobs now.
[15:56] ---
    I lost my dog.
[16:00] ---
    Could you look for him?
[16:05] ---
    It's all your fault that
    things are like this!
[16:07] ---
    Me?
[16:08] ---
    You've always been like this!
[16:11] ---
    You help people in trouble way too much!
[16:14] ---
    You do the same.
[16:16] ---
    People heard how helpful you are
    and this is how things turned out!
[16:20] ---
    You really should fix
    that aspect of yourself!
[16:25] ---
    When you get out in the real
    world, it'll only hurt you.
[16:28] ---
    Okay? You've got to learn to say "no"!
[16:31] ---
    Promise me you won't help any more people!
[16:33] ---
    Got it?
[16:35] ---
    No!
[16:37] ---
    Not like that!
[16:39] ---
    Hey!
[16:40] ---
    I found a dog.
[16:42] ---
    What should we do?
[16:44] ---
    Where did you go, Takuro?
[16:47] ---
    Huh? What?
[16:48] ---
    God, here comes another one of 'em!
[16:50] ---
    Okay, back to the topic at hand.
[16:52] ---
    I'm telling you not to confuse
    the role of the student council!
[16:57] ---
    Do not take on any more requests!
[16:59] ---
    Got it!?
[17:01] ---
    - No!
    - I'm gonna smack you!
[17:04] ---
    My god, you're loud! What the hell are
    you and that dog laughing about!?
[17:10] ---
    I get it, Motoharu.
[17:12] ---
    Let's do this...
[17:17] ---
    That'll be 1,500 yen.
[17:20] ---
    There we go!
[17:32] ---
    Daily Lives of High School Boys
SIGN    High School Boys and Secret Moves
[17:43] ---
    Sorry 'bout this, Hidenori.
[17:45] ---
    Making you help me practice my secret move.
[17:49] ---
    Don't worry about it!
[17:51] ---
    I'm not very athletic, so
    I may not be much help...
[17:55] ---
    No way, this is a big help!
[17:58] ---
    If I can just get this down,
    I'll be a starter for sure!
[18:02] ---
    Seriously, this is a huge help.
[18:08] ---
    THE HELL!?
[18:10] ---
    How's that!? My "Upright Unmoving Shot"
    that took me two years to master!
[18:16] ---
    I don't think you'll be able to react!
[18:19] ---
    What!?
[18:24] ---
    Wow, that was a good shot.
[18:26] ---
    But, it lacks power.
[18:28] ---
    R-Really?
[18:29] ---
    Yeah, I guess it does.
[18:32] ---
    I took him for some amateur.
[18:34] ---
    This next one's for real.
[18:36] ---
    Really real.
[18:38] ---
    This is my ultimate technique!
[18:46] ---
    How's that!?
[18:48] ---
    I've kept this hidden away, all because...
SIGN    He quickly retrieves it afterward.
[18:51] ---
    Before we start, I stick an acrylic peg into the ground
    and bounce the ball off of it! My "Reflect Shot"!
[18:58] ---
    You can't touch this one!
[19:07] ---
    Amazing! How did you do that one?
[19:12] ---
    Wha—!? Mitsuo!
[19:20] ---
    Mitsuo, calm down!
[19:26] ---
    Remarkably, with this humiliation as
    his trigger, he became a starter...
[19:31] ---
    for the rugby team.
SIGN    Sanada High Class 2-A
    Action Play: The Path to Becoming a Hero
[19:37] [SONG] ---
    kanashii yoru ga bokura wo tsutsumu
[19:42] [SONG] ---
    keredomo bokura mada mada yume wo miteiru
[19:48] [SONG] ---
    sore dake de juubun sa
[19:57] [SONG] ---
    ikiteireba itsuka mata kimi ni aeru hazusa
[20:08] [SONG] ---
    ohisama wa miteiru
[20:18] [SONG] ---
    ohisama wa utau yo
[20:28] [SONG] ---
    pappappappa rarirappappara
[20:30] [SONG] ---
    pappappappa rarirappa
[20:33] [SONG] ---
    pappappappa rarirappappa
[20:35] [SONG] ---
    pa pa pa pa pa pa pa
[20:38] [SONG] ---
    pappappappa rarirappappara
[20:40] [SONG] ---
    pappappappa rarirappa
[20:43] [SONG] ---
    pappappappa rarirappappa
[20:45] [SONG] ---
    pa pa pa pa pa pa pa
[20:48] [SONG] ---
    shinjiteiruyo ohisama hitotsu
[20:53] [SONG] ---
    kimi no uchi made
SIGN    The Past
[21:15] ---
    Honestly, I dunno about
    these "glasses" characters.
[21:19] ---
    I'm not wearing these things for "character"!
[21:22] ---
    My eyes are bad! That's why I wear them!
[21:25] ---
    I will [redacted] you
    again with a wooden stick!
[21:27] ---
    What'd you say!?
[21:33] ---
    It's not like anyone's watching,
    so why are you guys trying so hard?
[21:39] ---
    That's quite a mouth on you,
[21:41] ---
    Flat Chest.
[21:42] ---
    That was a close call. I was just about
    to give you a corkscrew to the heart!
[21:48] ---
    Uh-oh...
[21:49] ---
    Looks like I said something weird.
[21:53] ---
    I never would've guessed that
    kind of thing was bothering you.
[21:58] ---
    This damn bitch!
[21:59] ---
    If that's how it is, just leave it to us!
SIGN    Matsumoto
[22:07] ---
    Takahiro!
[22:10] ---
    Takahiro!
[22:17] ---
    What?
[22:18] ---
    You don't have a girlfriend, right?
[22:20] ---
    Date her.
[22:23] ---
    Why?
[22:24] ---
    I'm good at school.
[22:27] ---
    Ikushima has wrestling.
[22:29] ---
    However...
[22:30] ---
    Habara has nothing!
[22:33] ---
    Nothing at all!
[22:35] ---
    When she smiles, she's so cute.
[22:42] ---
    Why are you offering us money!?
[22:45] ---
    What's this all about!?
[22:47] ---
    Could you maybe just let me off with this?
[22:52] ---
    Are you really that against it?
[22:57] ---
    Hey, where are you going, Flat Chest?
[22:59] ---
    Get back here, Flatty!
[23:02] ---
    Apologize, Takahiro!
[23:05] ---
    No. I mean...
[23:07] ---
    When I was in grade school,
    Habara teased me a lot.
[23:12] ---
    Honestly, I don't do well around her.
[23:18] ---
    Oh, that's right. Habara
    used to be a mega bully.
[23:23] ---
    Most of the high school boys around here
    shiver at the very mention of her name.
[23:30] ---
    She was called the Arch Demon
    of West Yada Elementary.
[23:35] ---
    In order to vanquish her, all the toughest kids from
    four of the local elementary schools got together.
[23:42] ---
    What was she, a monster?
[23:43] ---
    Then there was that thing with Toshiyuki.
[23:45] ---
    She should just leave town.
[23:49] ---
    Yeah, there's no way she'll get
    a boyfriend after all that!
SIGN    Next time: High School Boys and Indoor Adventures, etc.
[23:55] ---
    Next time, Hidenori's big brother
    com—meh... Who cares?
SIGN    Even though it's Valentine's Day, please don't send the characters chocolate.
[23:59] ---
    Daily Lives of High School Boys was
    brought to you by OUR.SPON.SORS!
SIGN    But if you do mess up and send them, make sure to send them to the studio, not the TV station.
[24:05] ---
    Stop jumping around like that!
SIGN    Watch next week, too!
SIGN