8 - High School Boys and Comics etc
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SIGN High School Boys and Motoharu's Sister
[00:15] ---
Motoharu!
[00:17] ---
Are you there, Motoharu?
[00:19] ---
I'm right here.
[00:21] ---
Have you ever had a
"Zukyun!" type of feeling?
[00:27] ---
No. Actually, I don't even
know what a "Zukyun" is.
[00:31] ---
Huh?
[00:32] ---
What? Is it the sound of a
bullet hitting your heart?
[00:35] ---
It's nothing like that!
[00:37] ---
It's the sound of your heart being pierced!
[00:39] ---
So, I was right.
[00:41] ---
The heart...
[00:43] ---
Why am I having this conversation
with my big sister?
[00:46] ---
I've never felt anything
like that. I wonder why...
[00:51] ---
Make curry for dinner.
[00:52] ---
Hey, why do you think that is?
[00:56] ---
Well, basically, you're always
belittling people, right?
[01:00] ---
You should stop doing that,
and try to get to know people better.
[01:07] ---
Is that what it is?
[01:26] ---
Zukyun!
SIGN Gotta comment
[01:29] ---
I gotta comment!
[01:34] [SONG] ---
tabidatsu yume wo kanadehajime
saisho no pehji hiraite
[01:52] [SONG] ---
donna takara yori kagayaku mono mitsuketa
[02:02] [SONG] ---
furikaereba hora
[02:04] [SONG] ---
baka mitai ni warau kao ga
doko mademo susumaseru
[02:11] [SONG] ---
kono semai heya de kaita monogatari ga
tsumugu shosetsu no purorohgu
[02:22] [SONG] ---
ohzora e todokisou na supiido de
kaji mo torazu hashittekita
[02:32] [SONG] ---
tabidatsu yume wo kanadehajime
tsugi no pehji wo hiraki
[02:39] [SONG] ---
hatenaku tsuzuku yume no umi e
hikari ka yami ga wakarazuni
[02:49] [SONG] ---
ichidokiri no bokutachi no tabi
tsugi no pehji wo sagashite
SIGN High School Boys and Mitsuo's Troubles
[03:13] ---
Cheer up, Mitsuo.
[03:15] ---
Don't even worry about something like that.
[03:19] ---
And it's not like it's something you can do
anything about right now anyway, right?
[03:24] ---
Wanna do some karaoke?
It'll make you feel better.
[03:27] ---
I'll pass.
[03:29] ---
I don't care about anything anymore...
[03:36] ---
This would only be a minor
issue for most people.
[03:40] ---
Anyway, cheer up, dude.
[03:42] ---
We're gonna bounce.
[04:18] ---
Just how long do you plan
to mope around here!?
[04:24] ---
It's been four hours! Four!
[04:26] ---
We've been watching you this whole time!
How long is this gonna go on!?
[04:30] ---
Get off your ass already!
[04:32] ---
I know this sounds weird coming from a high schooler,
but this is what makes high schoolers so gross!
[04:38] ---
But, having your parents find your
porn mags is a major problem...
[04:44] ---
DIEEE!!!
SIGN Today is Hidenori's birthday, but we don't know what the date is.
[04:50] ---
Daily Lives of High School Boys is supposed
to be brought to you by our sponsors, but...
SIGN Tadakuni doesn't even know his last name, but that doesn't bother him.
[04:55] ---
It will be! It totally will be!
SIGN High School Boys and Comics
[05:13] ---
I've been reading comics lately.
[05:18] ---
All of them have kids who
aren't much different from us.
[05:23] ---
All of them are bloodstained,
and totally committed.
[05:27] ---
But what about us?
[05:29] ---
We aren't doing anything, are we?
[05:33] ---
I thought, "Is this really
okay?" So I drew a comic.
[05:37] ---
Read it.
[05:48] ---
Dude...
[05:50] ---
You really like these kinds of gags.
[05:53] ---
- You always—
- No.
[05:55] ---
Refrain from attacking me personally.
[05:57] ---
Please give me your thoughts
on the comic itself.
[05:59] ---
Yeah, you can ask for that, but...
[06:02] ---
Honestly, I'm not really into this genre.
[06:05] ---
I understand that, but please try anyway.
[06:08] ---
Nah...
[06:10] ---
Like, I just don't get it.
[06:12] ---
Don't just brush it off like that.
Explain yourself more concretely.
[06:19] ---
Fine, so for this punch line scene,
you used an actual punch to the face.
[06:24] ---
Wouldn't this normally
be a matter for the cops?
[06:26] ---
- It's weird.
- Well, it's a comic...
[06:29] ---
No, it's just weird. Really weird.
[06:32] ---
- Shut up!
- Master!
[06:35] ---
You don't understand my comic!
[06:41] ---
I'm going home!
[06:55] ---
Hang in there, Hidenori.
[06:58] ---
I support you!
[07:09] ---
Daily Lives of High School Boys
SIGN High School Boys and Balconies
[07:20] ---
Hey!
[07:22] ---
You there?
[07:23] ---
What is it?
[07:25] ---
Gimme back that DVD I lent you.
[07:29] ---
I haven't watched it yet.
[07:31] ---
If you're not gonna, then give it back.
[07:32] ---
I'll watch it! I will!
[07:35] ---
That's what you say, but you won't.
[07:37] ---
Just give it back.
[07:38] ---
Wait. I'll watch it soon!
[07:41] ---
No, you won't.
[07:43] ---
I will. I will. I will. Soon!
[07:45] ---
I brought a printout to a classmate
of mine who had to stay home.
[07:49] ---
Look at this jerk, acting
like he's in a comic...
[07:57] ---
I'm jealous...
[08:01] ---
I'm so jealous...
[08:03] ---
So, so jealous...
[08:25] ---
What was that!?
[08:36] ---
M-My neighbor...?
[08:38] ---
What is it? What's wrong?
[08:40] ---
Oh, sorry for dropping by so late.
[08:45] ---
Could you lend me a DVD?
[08:47] ---
Anything's fine, really.
[08:51] ---
Did you jump that?
[08:53] ---
Our balconies are like...16 feet apart...
[08:57] ---
Lend me a DVD.
[09:03] ---
Um, you know...
[09:05] ---
W-We've never really talked
before or anything, right?
[09:09] ---
So, you know...
[09:16] ---
- Lend me a—
- Go home!
[09:34] ---
Daily Lives of High School Boys
SIGN High School Boys and Convenience Stores
[09:48] ---
Huh?
[09:52] ---
Hang in there.
[09:54] ---
I can wait here all day.
[09:57] ---
Yes! It worked!
[10:00] ---
Um...
[10:01] ---
Two items. That comes to 246 yen.
[10:05] ---
Here's a thousand.
[10:06] ---
Erm...
[10:08] ---
54 yen is your change.
[10:10] ---
Wha—!?
[10:12] ---
That's obviously wrong.
[10:14] ---
I should be getting 754 yen back!
[10:16] ---
Um...
[10:20] ---
A line formed before I even knew it.
[10:23] ---
If I tell him what happened,
he'll start to panic.
[10:26] ---
Then he won't be able to handle this line.
[10:29] ---
Which might drive him to
despair, thus quitting his job!
[10:34] ---
Someone...
[10:35] ---
Someone give this guy a hand!
[10:38] ---
Oh, there's the store mana—
[10:40] ---
Yikes! He looks scary!
[10:45] ---
If I tell him about this guy's mistake,
the clerk will totally get yelled at!
[10:50] ---
Which might drive him to despair,
thus quitting his job! What should I do!?
[10:58] ---
Oh, he's moving!
[11:00] ---
Next customer in line, please.
[11:04] ---
This will clear this all up.
[11:06] ---
I'll use this opportune timing
to get the correct change!
SIGN In Training
[11:15] ---
You're not the store manager!
[11:26] ---
Daily Lives of High School Boys
SIGN High School Boys and Towers
[11:38] ---
How did this happen?
[11:40] ---
Did you get overexcited or something?
[11:45] ---
Are you normally really cheery?
[11:50] ---
If you hadn't wanted to go to the convenience
store, we wouldn't have to deal with this!
[11:55] ---
Well anyway, we need to get it.
[11:59] ---
Be careful.
[12:00] ---
I'm heavy.
[12:01] ---
Why do I have to be on the bottom?
[12:04] ---
Because I don't want you to rudely yell at me,
"You better not look up my skirt!"
[12:09] ---
I wouldn't say that!
[12:22] ---
You weren't even close to reaching it!
[12:25] ---
Hang on.
[12:27] ---
I'll help you out.
[12:34] ---
This is obviously impossible!
[12:36] ---
But, she lifted us up.
[12:38] ---
Amazing.
[12:43] ---
I-It's no good! I can't reach it.
[12:53] ---
Only one thing left to do.
[12:55] ---
Right.
[12:57] ---
Throw our own at it and knock it down.
[13:17] ---
Daily Lives of High School Boys
SIGN High School Boys and Cake
[13:31] ---
Hey, Hidenori...
[13:33] ---
What's the one thing you
wanna do most right now?
[13:36] ---
What's with this all of a sudden?
[13:38] ---
Something I really wanna do...
[13:42] ---
Let's see...
[13:50] ---
Just once would be enough,
but I really want to totally piss my pants!
[13:56] ---
S-Sorry...
[13:57] ---
Isn't there anything else?
[13:59] ---
Anything else?
[14:03] ---
I'd like to eat a whole cake by myself!
[14:06] ---
Oh, nice! Cake!
[14:12] ---
What is this? What's going on?
[14:13] ---
Today's your birthday, right?
[14:15] ---
Eat up.
[14:16] ---
You guys...
[14:18] ---
Pulling something like this...
[14:23] ---
I have such great friends!
[14:26] ---
Oh yeah, sorry. I hate sweets.
[14:30] ---
Wait!
[14:31] ---
There's one more thing I want to do!
[14:37] ---
Throw a pie!
[14:42] ---
Ah, I'm so glad it didn't go to waste!
[14:53] ---
Daily Lives of High School Boys
SIGN High School Boys and Horoscopes
SIGN Virgo Black Star Horoscope
[15:08] ---
Hidenori, check this out.
[15:10] ---
What?
[15:12] ---
According to this horoscope, this is the
worst day for us Virgos in ten years!
[15:18] ---
I don't believe in horoscopes.
[15:21] ---
Don't you think it's interesting?
[15:22] ---
Dude, we might die today!
[15:25] ---
Don't be stupid.
[15:27] ---
Nothing is gonna happ—
[15:35] ---
Stop it! What're you doing?
[15:37] ---
Why? What are you gonna do?
[15:44] ---
Dude, don't screw around like that.
[15:47] ---
Sorry. I panicked.
[15:51] ---
Wait! It's not what you think!
[15:52] ---
Just listen!
[15:54] ---
I won't tell a soul.
[15:56] ---
There was a bee! We had no choice!
[15:58] ---
You understand, right?
[15:59] ---
I don't.
[16:06] ---
Why are you paying us!?
[16:07] ---
I don't get it!
[16:09] ---
You guys are lucky.
[16:11] ---
The bee covered you,
[16:13] ---
so that doesn't count as your first kiss.
[16:18] ---
If you knew what really happened,
say so from the start!
[16:26] ---
This just might be the worst
day of our lives after all.
[16:30] ---
Idiot!
[16:31] ---
It was just a coincidence!
[16:33] ---
I don't believe in horo—
[16:37] ---
Why!? Why are you coming at me, bro!?
SIGN Insecticide
[16:52] ---
Horoscopes are scary...
[17:02] ---
Daily Lives of High School Boys
SIGN High School Boys and 100
[17:14] ---
Can humanity truly triumph?
[17:17] ---
Attack power,
[17:18] ---
agility,
[17:20] ---
brutality,
[17:21] ---
vitality.
[17:22] ---
In any of these categories,
we can't even compete.
[17:26] ---
However...
[17:28] ---
when it comes to concentration,
humanity wins!
[17:32] ---
When we get tired of waiting, they strike.
[17:35] ---
So long as we don't let
up for a single instant...
[17:37] ---
We will win.
[17:38] ---
Certainly.
[17:51] ---
The Chinese red-headed centipede.
[17:55] ---
There's a reason I use a freezing spray
instead of a highly lethal pyrethroid spray.
[18:05] ---
That's to make sure they're completely dead.
[18:08] ---
With large centipedes,
even a highly effective insecticide
[18:12] ---
takes roughly eight seconds to fully stop
them, giving them ample time to hide.
[18:21] ---
They are surprisingly hardy.
[18:24] ---
Care must always be taken. Even after being
sprayed, there's a chance it may not be dead.
[18:31] ---
In comparison, with a freezing spray,
the effects take hold in about three seconds.
[18:36] ---
I forgot to mention that centipedes are poisonous,
so it's really painful if they bite you.
[18:42] ---
It's also said that a centipede's bodily
fluids attract other centipedes.
[18:47] ---
To be safe, it's best to
finish them off outside.
[18:52] ---
The reason they enter people's homes
is to prey on smaller insects.
[19:00] ---
So it's important to keep all
insects out of your home.
[19:04] ---
Also, be sure to locate
their point of infiltration.
[19:09] ---
Even for larger ones, they only need
about a 3 mm opening to get in.
[19:12] ---
Seriously...
[19:14] ---
I would assume that they're getting in through
the western window, which faces the woods.
[19:19] ---
During this season, one should take care
not to open their windows all the way.
[19:23] ---
Otherwise, an unbelievable
amount of them could get in.
SIGN Sanada High Class 2-A
Action Play: The Path to Becoming a Hero
[19:42] [SONG] ---
kanashii yoru ga bokura wo tsutsumu
[19:47] [SONG] ---
keredomo bokura mada mada yume wo miteiru
[19:53] [SONG] ---
sore dake de juubun sa
[20:02] [SONG] ---
ikiteireba itsuka mata kimi ni aeru hazusa
[20:13] [SONG] ---
ohisama wa miteiru
[20:23] [SONG] ---
ohisama wa utau yo
[20:33] [SONG] ---
pappappappa rarirappappara
[20:36] [SONG] ---
pappappappa rarirappa
[20:38] [SONG] ---
pappappappa rarirappappa
[20:40] [SONG] ---
pa pa pa pa pa pa pa
[20:43] [SONG] ---
pappappappa rarirappappara
[20:45] [SONG] ---
pappappappa rarirappa
[20:48] [SONG] ---
pappappappa rarirappappa
[20:50] [SONG] ---
pa pa pa pa pa pa pa
[20:53] [SONG] ---
shinjiteiruyo ohisama hitotsu
[20:58] [SONG] ---
kimi no uchi made
SIGN Ramen
[21:24] ---
So, the exam results have been posted.
[21:26] ---
At the head of the class
is who else but Nago!
[21:29] ---
I came in second, but scholastics
aren't really my forte.
[21:36] ---
So I'll just say this, don't
go getting all high and mighty.
[21:42] ---
What I'm really good at is...
[21:46] ---
Karate!
[21:47] ---
Bring it!
[21:51] ---
N-Nice body shot...
[21:53] ---
B-But it's not like it hurts or anything.
[21:58] ---
I mean, I gave up karate in middle school.
[22:02] ---
What I'm really good at is...
[22:09] ---
Ramen!
[22:12] ---
The rules are simple.
[22:13] ---
Whoever clears their jumbo
ramen bowl first wins!
[22:17] ---
Such speed!
[22:21] ---
Well, this is also part of my plan, Nago!
[22:26] ---
By the way...
[22:29] ---
who are you?
[22:39] ---
High School Girls are Funky
SIGN Skirts
[22:50] ---
I thought something was strange.
Your skirts are too long!
[22:55] ---
I see...
[22:57] ---
She's right...
[22:58] ---
Shorten them.
[23:03] ---
Like this?
[23:04] ---
Like in the comics.
[23:07] ---
Idiots!
[23:08] ---
If you're gonna do it, push it to the limit!
[23:12] ---
You look like a fool.
[23:17] ---
- How's this?
- Look fancy?
[23:20] ---
We look like fools.
[23:23] ---
Huh? Is it possible I'm wrong?
[23:26] ---
- No way. Have more confidence!
- Yeah!
[23:29] ---
Sorry, but I think it's about
time for the punch line.
[23:32] ---
Habara's big brother should
walk in and see us soon.
[23:35] ---
Oh, don't worry about that! He's mature!
[23:39] ---
He'll just laugh off seeing
a panty shot or two!
[23:42] ---
You're only worried about that!?
[23:45] ---
Excuse us!
SIGN Next time: High School Boys and Drop Kicks, etc.
[23:55] ---
Next up is Episode 9, with our
second summer vacation.
[24:00] ---
Daily Lives of High School Boys was
brought to you by our sponsors, but well...
SIGN Next time we finally discover Habara's past!? Why's the girls' part in this preview!?
SIGN Maybe we should remove the censoring of the centipedes on the Blu-ray or DVD (lol).
[24:04] ---
C'mon, it wasn't that bad!
[24:10] ---
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