2 - High School Boys and Setting Out on a Quest etc

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SIGN    High School Boys and Setting Out on a Quest
[00:12] ---
    - I was shocked!
    - Totally floored!
[00:13] ---
    No, that's different.
[00:33] Hidenori
    No way...
[00:35] Tadakuni
    Don't try to hit me from behind.
[00:37] Yoshitake
    In this way, the swordsman, Tadakuni, took his
    first steps down the road to ultimate power.
[00:43] Tadakuni
    No steps were taken and nothing is starting.
[00:45] Hidenori
    Unless you equip the weapon,
    nothing will happen.
[00:48] Tadakuni
    God, you're persistent.
[00:50] Yoshitake
    Tadakuni took five points of damage.
[00:54] Tadakuni
    This is a good stick though.
[00:55] Yoshitake
    Tadakuni took five points of damage.
[00:59] ---
    - Tadakuni took—
    - Why do I keep taking damage?
[01:03] Hidenori
    Because you don't have it properly equipped.
[01:05] Tadakuni
    So you're saying I've been holding the
    sword like this? Jeez, you're nitpicky!
[01:10] Hidenori
    Hang on there. Are you going to
    the Western Town? In that case, take me with you.
[01:14] Tadakuni
    Who the hell are you!?
[01:16] Hidenori
    The name's Jack.
[01:18] Hidenori
    I wander the world, searching for the third person
    who has the ability to be an Overlord,
[01:22] Hidenori
    and who can resist the other
    two warring Overlords.
[01:26] Tadakuni
    Don't go forcing this into something epic!
[01:29] Tadakuni
    This better end by the time we get home.
[01:51] Hidenori
    Jack has joined the party!
[01:52] Hidenori
    Damn that was long!
    And what's with that sound anyway?
[01:54] Yoshitake
    Dude, you know in RPGs when you
    get a new party member and—
[01:56] Tadakuni
    Don't explain!
[01:58] Hidenori
    Well, shall we press on, boy?
[02:00] Yoshitake
    Jack took five points of damage.
[02:02] Tadakuni
    Dude, you gotta equip it. Equip it!
[02:04] Tadakuni
    So, where are we going?
[02:07] Hidenori
    Isn't it obvious, retard?
    To the king's castle.
[02:10] Tadakuni
    "Retard"? What's with this guy?
[02:12] Hidenori
    - My name is Jack.
    - Yeah, whatever.
[02:16] Yoshitake
    A monster has appeared.
[02:17] Tadakuni
    What now?
[02:19] Tadakuni
    What should we do?
[02:22] Hidenori
    - Ignore it.
    - Ignore it!?
[02:33] Hidenori
    We're here, boy.
[02:35] Tadakuni
    This is the castle.
[02:37] Yoshitake
    So you've made it, heroes.
[02:38] Tadakuni
    Why do they all have the same pose?
[02:41] Hidenori
    - So you're the mid-boss?
    - That's not the mid-boss!
[02:44] Yoshitake
    - So you could tell? I am the mid-boss.
    - That's the mid-boss!?
[02:47] Yoshitake
    I am vanquished!
[02:49] Tadakuni
    What a quick turn of events!
[02:52] Hidenori
    It seems we were able to
    defeat one of the Overlords.
[02:55] Tadakuni
    Now he's an Overlord!? Even though we're
    almost home, you're going way too fast!
[03:00] Yoshitake
    Damn! I forgot my bag!
[03:02] Hidenori
    Oh, back there!?
[03:04] Tadakuni
    I thought you two seemed a bit light-handed.
[03:06] Hidenori
    Return!
[03:15] ---
    Dude, that chick with the black
    hair and glasses...hrngh.
[03:17] ---
    Again with this?
[03:24] Boy A
    So, someone to take up the blade
    of legend has finally appeared...
[03:27] Karasawa
    You truly are a hero.
[03:29] Motoharu
    Seriously?
[03:32] Motoharu
    It's on, Overlord!
[03:34] Boy A
    Come at me, hero!
[03:35] Karasawa
    His heart is his weak spot.
[03:52] [SONG] ---
    tabidatsu yume wo kanadehajime
    saisho no pehji hiraite
[04:10] [SONG] ---
    donna takara yori kagayaku mono mitsuketa
[04:20] [SONG] ---
    furikaereba hora
[04:22] [SONG] ---
    baka mitai ni warau kao ga
    doko mademo susumaseru
[04:29] [SONG] ---
    kono semai heya de kaita monogatari ga
    tsumugu shosetsu no purorohgu
[04:40] [SONG] ---
    ohzora e todokisou na supiido de
    kaji mo torazu hashittekita
[04:50] [SONG] ---
    tabidatsu yume wo kanadehajime
    tsugi no pehji wo hiraki
[04:57] [SONG] ---
    hatenaku tsuzuku yume no umi e
    hikari ka yami ga wakarazuni
[05:07] [SONG] ---
    ichidokiri no bokutachi no tabi
    tsugi no pehji wo sagashite
SIGN    High School Boys and Girls in Convex Mirrors
[05:29] Nago
    Yo.
[05:30] Tadakuni
    Yo.
[05:31] Yasunori
    Yo.
[05:39] Yasunori
    Busy today?
[05:40] Nago
    Not at all.
[05:42] Tadakuni
    Nago, there's something I'd like to ask you.
[05:45] Nago
    What is it?
[05:46] Tadakuni
    What makes a high school girl fall for a guy?
[05:49] Nago
    Uh, probably his face.
[05:51] Tadakuni
    C'mon, then there'd be nothing
    else to talk about...
[05:54] Tadakuni
    Isn't there anything besides that?
[05:56] Nago
    Hmm...
[05:58] Nago
    This is just something
    my friend told me, but...
[06:01] Nago
    girls fall for guys who
    tell them, "I like you."
[06:04] Tadakuni
    So that's how it is, huh?
[06:07] Nago
    But if they don't like their
    face, they'll brush them off.
[06:10] Tadakuni
    So it is the face after all...
[06:12] Nago
    Why are you asking, anyway?
    Do you want to be a stud?
[06:15] Tadakuni
    Wh-What? No way. I already am a stud.
    What about you, Yasunori?
[06:20] Yasunori
    - Super-stud.
    - Liar!
[06:22] Tadakuni
    I totally had a girl hit me
    down by the river one time!
[06:25] Yasunori
    - Really?
    - Can it...
[06:28] Nago
    There's something I'd like to ask, as well...
[06:31] Nago
    Why do high school boys start bragging
    about things no one asked them about?
[06:38] ---
    - Sorry for everything up till now.
    - We'll be more careful from now on.
[06:40] Nago
    Do you want us girls to
    tell you "that's amazing"?
[06:42] ---
    - W-Well, moving on...
    - Better yet, how about making some deliveries?
[06:49] Tadakuni
    So, how about you, Nago?
[06:51] Yasunori
    - Hmm, Nago...
    - What now?
[06:54] Tadakuni
    I think you should clean yourself up a bit.
[06:58] Nago
    Huh?
[06:59] Yasunori
    Totally. At the very least.
[07:01] Tadakuni
    Try a little harder, Nago!
[07:03] Yasunori
    You're not trying nearly hard enough.
[07:05] Nago
    Damn these idiots...
[07:12] Nago
    Yasunori, hand me that
    convex mirror over there.
[07:15] Yasunori
    This?
[07:16] Tadakuni
    Why do we even have something like that?
SIGN    She's opening her eyes as wide as she can.
[07:31] Tadakuni
    Hang on a sec. What are you so proud of?
    Who was that just now?
[07:35] Yasunori
    - We said a person's worth isn't just their face—
    - Fine, I lose. Just get to work!
[07:44] ---
    Later!
[07:49] Yasunori
    Hey, Tadakuni, I wonder if we'll ever
    see that girl in the mirror again...
[07:55] Tadakuni
    Not a chance. But I won't give up.
[07:58] Nago
    Just hurry up and go!
SIGN    Sorry to keep you waiting! Today we have the real ending credits.
[08:02] ---
    Daily Lives of High School Boys is sometimes
    aired, sometimes not, by our sponsors.
SIGN    After the ending, there is a special scene! Be sure to stick around for that, too!
[08:09] ---
    Is always aired you mean!
SIGN    High School Boys and the Power of Friendship
[08:23] Hidenori
    Tadakuni's little sister!
[08:24] Yoshitake
    She came outta nowhere!
[08:26] Tadanori's Little Sister
    You stole my underwear again, didn't you!?
[08:29] Yoshitake
    Uh, no.
[08:30] Hidenori
    We didn't steal them.
[08:32] Tadanori's Little Sister
    Shut up! Unless you die right now, I'll kill you!
    If you don't wanna be killed, just die!
[08:37] Yoshitake
    Please calm down.
[08:38] Hidenori
    Just how many times are we supposed to die?
[08:40] Hidenori
    I mean, there have been times when we borrowed
    them for fun, but this time it seriously wasn't us.
[08:45] Tadanori's Little Sister
    Liar! In that case, find out who did it!
[08:47] Hidenori
    I'm sure they just blew away in the wind.
[08:49] Yoshitake
    I think you're just
    excessively self-consci—!
[09:00] Hidenori
    And for that reason...
[09:03] Hidenori
    we're on a stakeout.
[09:04] Tadakuni
    Seriously?
[09:05] Hidenori
    This is dumb. There's no way we're
    gonna find the bandit like this...
[09:09] Yoshitake
    That's because you're the bandit.
[09:12] Yoshitake
    Dude, as a friend, this is really
    making me wonder about you.
[09:16] Yoshitake
    In any event, I should tell Tada—!
[09:21] Yoshitake
    Not you, too!
[09:29] Yoshitake
    What's with those two? Are they
    stressing out or something?
[09:34] Yoshitake
    But I can't just let this go.
[09:37] Yoshitake
    I just need to knock some sense into them and
    apologize to his sister. That should set things right.
[09:44] Yoshitake
    Setting an errant person back on the
    right path is being a true friend, after all.
[09:58] Yoshitake
    But can I really call that being a "friend"?
[10:03] Yoshitake
    Being a friend means...
[10:14] Yoshitake
    If one travels down the wrong path,
    the other follows right with him.
[10:16] Yoshitake
    If one sins, the other bears it with him.
[10:19] Yoshitake
    Isn't that true friendship?
[10:23] Hidenori
    What are you doing, you pervert!?
[10:25] Tadakuni
    So it was you, after all!
[10:29] Yoshitake
    Hold on!
[10:31] Tadakuni
    The time is now, Sis!
[10:32] Yoshitake
    W-Wait! Wait a sec!
[10:35] Tadanori's Little Sister
    DIEEE!!!
[10:37] Yoshitake
    That's right, I took them!
[10:41] Yoshitake
    I...
[10:43] Yoshitake
    I...
[10:52] Yoshitake
    I'm so sorry! Tadakuni and
    Hidenori took them, too!
[10:57] Hidenori
    Bastard!
SIGN    How beautiful is friendship.
[11:06] ---
    Daily Lives of High School Boys
SIGN    High School Boys and Book-Loving Girls 2
[11:32] Motoharu
    I dislike this wind.
[11:37] Motoharu
    This wind always snatches
    all that is dear to me.
[11:42] Motoharu
    I will put a stop to this wind.
[11:46] Motoharu
    Someday. Certainly.
[12:14] Motoharu
    I totally thought she was someone else!
[12:17] Motoharu
    How embarassing!
[12:19] Motoharu's Big Sister
    Hey Motoharu, let's go home.
[12:21] Motoharu
    B-Big Sis, where were you!?
[12:24] Motoharu's Big Sister
    The convenience store.
SIGN    High School Boys and School Traditions
[12:37] Karasawa
    Hey, get back here.
[12:39] Karasawa
    Don't go home yet, you guys.
[12:41] Tadakuni
    What's up, Karasawa?
[12:43] Karasawa
    Today is the day of the Clean Campaign.
[12:45] Karasawa
    We have to pick up trash around
    the Asahi area till 5 p.m.
[12:47] Hidenori
    Oh yeah, that.
[12:49] Hidenori
    Of course, we'd like to help, but...
[12:50] Tadakuni
    A bunch of dudes picking up trash for like
    forever isn't the most appealing image.
[12:55] Karasawa
    What?
[12:56] Karasawa
    This is a beloved school
    tradition in this community.
[12:59] Karasawa
    Participate.
[13:01] Hidenori
    Can you show me the school pamphlet?
[13:05] Hidenori
    I think our school has way
    too many useless activities.
[13:11] Karasawa
    Picking up trash isn't useless.
[13:13] Hidenori
    I understand that volunteering
    and orientations are important...
[13:20] Hidenori
    What's this 70-hour fast thing!?
[13:23] Hidenori
    That's just voluntary torture!
[13:26] Karasawa
    What's this? 70?
[13:27] Hidenori
    Who the hell came up with that!?
[13:30] Tadakuni
    Tradition my ass...
[13:31] Karasawa
    Well, at the very least, it
    wasn't the student council.
[13:33] Hidenori
    Fine. Let's go ask the principal.
[13:35] Tadakuni
    Yeah, I'll bet he knows.
[13:37] Karasawa
    Hey, wait a sec.
[13:41] Principal
    Come in.
[13:47] Principal
    What is it?
[13:48] Hidenori
    What's with this 70-hour
    fast that's in the pamphlet?
[13:52] Tadakuni
    I don't know if it's a tradition or not,
    but please tell us why we have to do this.
[14:00] Principal
    I've only been here for three years.
    How would I know something like that?
[14:04] Principal
    However, I can't just brush these students off.
    They came to me with this question.
[14:10] Principal
    N-Nineteen eighty-four...
[14:13] Principal
    1984...
[14:15] Principal
    That's right, 1984.
[14:18] Principal
    The year our school, North Sanada Prefectural High,
    faced being closed due to lack of students.
[14:26] Principal
    The principal at the time, hearing the
    plaintive cries of his students,
[14:29] Principal
    petitioned the prefectural
    government for 70 hours.
[14:36] Principal
    And by doing that, he caused
    a miracle to occur...
[14:39] Hidenori
    "And thus, our school was saved."
[14:43] Principal
    Indeed.
[14:45] Tadakuni
    To think something like that happened...
[14:47] Yoshitake
    So the point is that we learn
    something from that amazing act...
[14:54] Principal
    We're not asking you to fast.
[14:57] Principal
    All you need do is love this
    school that that man protected.
[15:03] Hidenori
    Understood.
[15:04] Tadakuni
    I never would have guessed that this
    tradition had such a deep meaning...
[15:08] Karasawa
    Excuse me.
[15:10] Karasawa
    This school was founded in 1989.
SIGN    High School Boys and Childhood
[15:27] Motoharu's Big Sister
    Hey Motoharu...
[15:28] Motoharu
    What's up, Sis?
[15:30] Motoharu's Big Sister
    What do you want for dinner?
[15:32] Motoharu
    Make soba.
[15:33] Motoharu's Big Sister
    That's simple enough.
[15:36] Motoharu's Big Sister
    When I told my friends about how we get along,
    they all thought that's really uncommon!
[15:44] Motoharu
    Really?
[15:45] Motoharu's Big Sister
    They all said we're really close.
[15:47] Motoharu
    Well, it might be a little uncommon.
[15:50] Motoharu
    One of my friends also has a big sister.
[15:54] Motoharu
    He can't stand her.
[15:57] Yoshitake's Big Sister
    Hey, did you know most celebrities
    have had plastic surgery?
[16:00] Yoshitake
    Really!?
[16:02] Motoharu
    Because all she does is lie to him.
[16:04] Motoharu
    Another one has a little sister.
[16:09] Motoharu
    Apparently, they only
    talk about once a month.
[16:12] Motoharu's Big Sister
    That sucks.
[16:14] Motoharu
    Well, our parents aren't around, so it's
    just us siblings helping each other out.
[16:19] Motoharu
    It's not like we're particularly
    close or anything.
[16:21] Motoharu's Big Sister
    What do you mean!?
[16:24] Motoharu's Big Sister
    When we were kids, I always used to do that thing
    you liked right here by the river, remember?
[16:29] Motoharu
    Huh? What thing I liked?
[16:30] Motoharu
    I haaate this!!!
[16:33] Motoharu
    Hell no!
[16:35] Motoharu's Big Sister
    I did so. I'm serious.
[16:37] Motoharu's Big Sister
    You always pestered me into doing it.
[16:39] Motoharu
    - That's a lie!
    - It's true! It's true!
[16:42] ---
    - Lie! Lie! Lie!
    - It's truuue!
[16:45] Motoharu
    Fine, I get it. We're close.
    Let's just go shopping.
[16:48] Motoharu's Big Sister
    Fine. Let's reenact it. Then you'll remember.
[16:52] Motoharu
    "Reenact"?
[16:55] Motoharu
    At this height, if you think you
    can do it, knock yourself out.
[17:04] Motoharu
    Now I remember...
[17:05] Motoharu
    I used to be b-b-bullied by my big sister.
SIGN    High School Boys and Ghost Stories 2
[17:21] Hidenori
    When I was brushing my teeth this morning...
[17:25] Yoshitake
    Now what?
[17:26] Hidenori
    I glanced at myself in the mirror and
    saw something on my eyebrow.
[17:32] Hidenori
    I went to pull it off and it went pluck.
[17:40] Hidenori
    It seems that a white hair
    had grown about 3 cm long.
[17:45] ---
    - Don't tell scary stories!
    - That wasn't scary.
[17:48] Yoshitake
    Don't go getting all high and mighty just
    cuz you told such a whopper last time!
[17:53] Yoshitake
    I'm gonna win this time!
[17:56] Hidenori
    Since it looks like we're gonna do this, I may as
    well call Mr. Scary-Story himself, Karasawa.
[18:01] Yoshitake
    I'm gonna start now.
[18:04] Yoshitake
    The other day, I was washing
    my face in the bathroom.
[18:09] Yoshitake
    I was scrubbing vigorously with both hands.
[18:12] Yoshitake
    And then...
[18:15] Yoshitake
    A noise echoed throughout my skull.
[18:18] Yoshitake
    I thought, "I really did it this time!"
[18:22] Yoshitake
    Blood began to drip from my nose.
[18:24] Yoshitake
    However...
[18:27] Yoshitake
    After two or three seconds, it just stopped.
[18:31] Yoshitake
    There was no more blood or pain in my nose.
[18:34] Yoshitake
    And in the end, nothing happened.
SIGN    *True story.
[18:40] Tadakuni
    Guess I'm next...
[18:43] Tadakuni
    Oh, that reminds me. This isn't a scary story, but I
    remembered this when you mentioned Karasawa...
[18:48] Tadakuni
    You know how he's always wearing that hat?
[18:51] Tadakuni
    One time when he took his hat off,
    I just happened to see it.
[18:56] Tadakuni
    Man, that really cracked me up...
[19:01] Yoshitake
    What did you see?
[19:02] Tadakuni
    Oh, I can't really tell you...
[19:04] Tadakuni
    I'm sure he wouldn't want
    anyone else to know.
[19:07] Hidenori
    That's lame!
[19:08] Yoshitake
    Let's ambush him and take it from him!
[19:11] Hidenori
    Yeeeah!
[19:15] Hidenori
    The little sister!!!
[19:17] Yoshitake
    She was listening!
[19:19] Hidenori
    Let's go!
[19:20] Yoshitake
    Yeah!
[19:22] Karasawa
    You call me and then do this to me!?
[19:24] ---
    - Waaait!
    - You're so loud!
[19:26] Yoshitake
    Take his hat!
[19:31] Tadakuni
    I don't think I can tell
    them I made it all up now...
SIGN    Sanada High Class 2-A
    Action Play: The Path to Becoming a Hero
[19:42] [SONG] ---
    kanashii yoru ga bokura wo tsutsumu
[19:47] [SONG] ---
    keredomo bokura mada mada yume wo miteiru
[19:53] [SONG] ---
    sore dake de juubun sa
[20:02] [SONG] ---
    ikiteireba itsuka mata kimi ni aeru hazusa
[20:13] [SONG] ---
    ohisama wa miteiru
[20:23] [SONG] ---
    ohisama wa utau yo
[20:33] [SONG] ---
    pappappappa rarirappappara
[20:35] [SONG] ---
    pappappappa rarirappa
[20:38] [SONG] ---
    pappappappa rarirappappa
[20:40] [SONG] ---
    pa pa pa pa pa pa pa
[20:43] [SONG] ---
    pappappappa rarirappappara
[20:45] [SONG] ---
    pappappappa rarirappa
[20:48] [SONG] ---
    pappappappa rarirappappa
[20:50] [SONG] ---
    pa pa pa pa pa pa pa
[20:53] [SONG] ---
    shinjiteiruyo ohisama hitotsu
[20:58] [SONG] ---
    kimi no uchi made
SIGN    The Daily Life of a Princess
[21:13] Yukana
    No way! I don't wanna go!
[21:16] Nagase
    Princess, please don't make
    trouble by acting spoiled.
[21:20] Toyokawa
    You mustn't skip school
    without a proper reason.
[21:22] Yukana
    Boo! School's a pain in the ass!
[21:24] Yukana
    Just think about how many times I've gone!
    Skipping one day won't hurt anything!
SIGN    Princess Yukana
[21:29] Yukana
    It's seriously a pain!
SIGN    Butler: Nagase
[21:31] Nagase
    No, School isn't that sort of place.
[21:34] Asano
    I believe you should change
    your way of thinking.
SIGN    Butler: Asano
[21:38] Yukana
    No! If say I won't go then I won't!
[21:41] Toyokawa
    Princess! You mustn't raise your voice
    like that! Your false tooth will fall out!
SIGN    Butler: Toyokawa
[21:46] Yukana
    Who cares! Who do you
    think you're talking to?
[21:49] Yukana
    Well, whatever. In any event, I'm not going.
[21:53] Yukana
    So you all must think of an
    excuse so I can skip school.
[21:58] Yukana
    Okay. Let's go in order here.
[22:00] Nagase
    Er, because I caught a cold.
[22:03] Yukana
    Way too cliché! I'll get caught! Next!
[22:08] Asano
    My dog died.
[22:09] Yukana
    If I don't go for a reason like that,
    they'll make fun of me! Next!
[22:15] Toyokawa
    My false tooth fell out.
[22:17] Yukana
    Again with the false tooth!
    Why do you keep bringing that up?
[22:21] Yukana
    No good at all! Think harder!
[22:24] Yukana
    Second try.
[22:26] Nagase
    Er, my leg hair got out of control.
[22:30] Yukana
    Like that would work! Next!
[22:34] Asano
    There's a lot of squid guts
    in my lunch every day.
[22:37] Yukana
    What kind of household do you think this is!?
[22:39] ---
    - Third chance.
    - Please wait! What about me!?
[22:43] Yukana
    It's just gonna be the false tooth, right?
[22:46] Toyokawa
    Well...yes, it is...
[22:48] Yukana
    Again!? What's with you!?
[22:51] Yukana
    Get your acts together! Third try!
[22:54] Nagase
    Because I fought with my friend, [redacted]!
[22:57] Yukana
    Don't you make fun of my friends!
    You don't need to use [redacted]'s proper name!
[23:02] Asano
    Because I dislike my teacher, Mr. [redacted].
[23:04] Yukana
    Don't steal answers!
[23:06] Toyokawa
    Because Princess [redacted]
    was seriously injured.
[23:09] Yukana
    So now I'm [redacted]?
    Have you already given up?
[23:13] Yukana
    Do it right or I'll get rid of you all!
[23:27] Yukana
    There it is! The false tooth!
    Got a problem with that!?
[23:38] Yukana
    Hey now! Stop that!
[23:41] ---
    Stop that! Stop that, I say!
[23:43] Yukana
    Argh, fine. I'll go to school!
[23:46] Yukana
    Where's the glue?
SIGN    Next time: High School Boys and Summer Memories, etc.
[23:55] ---
    Next up is the summer vacation
    we've all been waiting for!
SIGN    What will Tadakuni and the others do at the beach during summer vacation?
[24:00] ---
    Daily Lives of High School Boys was
    brought to you by our sponsers?
SIGN    Also, in Volume 1 of the comic, isn't there a little man sitting on Yoshitake's head?
[24:05] ---
    It just was, right?
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