5 - High School Boys and the Tale of a Great Man etc

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[00:00] ---
    
[00:07] ---
    Hey guys...
[00:08] ---
    This Yamauchi guy who writes the manga,
    I wonder what kind of guy he is...
[00:11] ---
    Good question.
[00:13] ---
    He's probably a high school boy, right?
[00:15] ---
    - Oh, because of the kind of jokes he uses?
    - You're wrong.
[00:19] ---
    - Oh, then maybe a high school girl?
    - Like hell.
[00:20] ---
    But you never know, it might
    actually be a high school girl.
[00:23] ---
    No possible way.
[00:24] ---
    Yeah. Taking the art style into account...
[00:26] ---
    A grade school boy!
[00:27] ---
    - Oh, right, right...
    - Don't "right, right," me. Are you screwing with me?
[00:31] ---
    Hey, what's with you
    complaining this whole time?
[00:33] ---
    Help us figure this out.
[00:35] ---
    Yeah, give us a hand.
[00:38] ---
    Wait, who are you?
[00:40] ---
    I'm Yamauchi's editor.
[00:42] ---
    You're not even Yamauchi!?
[00:45] [SONG] ---
    Begin playing a dream of setting out on a quest
    Flip to the first page
[01:03] [SONG] ---
    More than any treasure
    I've found a shining thing
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    When you turn and look
[01:15] [SONG] ---
    All you see are idiotic
    faces stretching out forever
[01:22] [SONG] ---
    The tale that we wrote in this small room
    The prologue of this novel we are telling
[01:33] [SONG] ---
    At a speed that seems like it will reach the skies
    I've come this far without gripping the rudder
[01:43] [SONG] ---
    Begin playing a dream of setting out on a quest
    Flip to the next page
[01:50] [SONG] ---
    Toward the boundless sea of dreams
    Without knowing whether it's light or dark
[02:00] [SONG] ---
    Our one and only quest
    Let's search for the next page
SIGN    High School Boys and Dubbing
[02:28] ---
    Middle schoolers, huh?
[02:30] ---
    Looks like Gowa Middle School.
[02:32] ---
    Yup, that's Gowa.
[02:36] ---
    They sure are lively.
[02:38] ---
    What are they doing?
[02:40] ---
    Who knows?
[02:41] ---
    Let's give them lines.
[02:43] ---
    Die, you heathen!
[02:47] ---
    I cannot suffer you to live.
[02:50] ---
    Save me!
[02:52] ---
    Dear patrons, please try to keep
    your voices down in my shop.
[02:56] ---
    I told you it was your turn to pay today.
[02:58] ---
    You ordered the dried abalone!
    It's your fault I can't afford it!
[03:01] ---
    All right you two! Come
    with me to the back office!
[03:04] ---
    And thus, three years had passed.
[03:07] ---
    The time has come for
    you to leave this place!
[03:10] ---
    All right! To celebrate leaving this
    place, let's make rice cakes!
[03:14] ---
    You guys can't be helped.
[03:15] ---
    There!
[03:17] ---
    There!
[03:19] ---
    - There!
    - Someone turn the rice cake over!
[03:22] ---
    Ahh, I got rice in my eye!
[03:24] ---
    You are hereby expelled!
[03:26] ---
    Fin.
[03:29] ---
    However, she returned.
[03:32] ---
    Yes...for revenge!
[03:34] ---
    I won't die so easily!
    I'm taking you with me!
[03:38] ---
    She suicide bombered!
[03:39] ---
    And thus, the world was saved.
[03:42] ---
    By the way, don't you think those three guys
    who've been watching us are gross?
[03:47] ---
    They're totally trying to get us.
[03:50] ---
    Really? Yuck. Let's run away.
[03:55] ---
    Don't get depressed over
    something you just made up!
SIGN    Doing fake dubbing after doing real dubbing was a real surreal experience. (lol)
[04:01] ---
    Daily Lives of High School Boys was
    brought to you by our sponsors.
SIGN    We're also gonna halfassedly bring you a lot more content today, too!
[04:07] ---
    Three points!
SIGN    Sanada Station
SIGN    High School Boys and Seniority
[04:19] ---
    Hey, Motoharu!
[04:23] ---
    Over here!
[04:28] ---
    What do you want for dinner tonight?
[04:31] ---
    Hot pot sounds good.
[04:33] ---
    Yeah, that does sound good.
[04:35] ---
    This is your little bro, Mino?
[04:38] ---
    You don't look alike at all!
[04:41] ---
    Really?
[04:43] ---
    These are my friends.
[04:46] ---
    Nice to meet you. I'm Motoharu.
[04:50] ---
    The pleasure's all ours.
[04:58] ---
    This is bad.
[05:00] ---
    I'm surrounded by older girls.
[05:04] ---
    If this keeps up...
[05:08] ---
    I'll get teased!
[05:10] ---
    Do they intend to torment me just because
    I'm the "little brother" and can't fight back?
[05:17] ---
    Are they serious?
[05:20] ---
    Don't they realize that pride is more
    important to a man than his life?
[05:24] ---
    Hey, why are you growing a beard?
[05:26] ---
    Uh, errr...
[05:28] ---
    Not good. I need to seem strong
    or they'll make a fool of me.
[05:33] ---
    Does it really matter?
[05:37] ---
    What the hell do you think you're doing,
    getting lippy with your elders!?
[05:40] ---
    I'm sorry, Sis!
[05:42] ---
    You and your brother are close, huh Mino?
[05:44] ---
    Not good. As long as Sis is here,
    they will have the upper hand.
[05:49] ---
    Shave that beard.
[05:50] ---
    You know, he looks like
    that comedian, doesn't he?
[05:54] ---
    - Who?
    - You know, the one who says, "Bobbi!" or whatever.
[05:57] ---
    Eikura?
[05:59] ---
    He totally does!
[06:02] ---
    Hey, Eikura!
[06:03] ---
    Once is good enough, but just say, "Bobbi!"
[06:05] ---
    No, I can't really...
[06:07] ---
    It's fine. We won't laugh, so just do it!
[06:10] ---
    B-But...
[06:11] ---
    - Do it!
    - Okay, I'll do it!
[06:14] ---
    B-Bobbi!
[06:19] ---
    That's so funny...
[06:21] ---
    I want to murder each
    and every one of them...
[06:25] ---
    But, they're probably about as strong as me.
[06:29] ---
    They'll probably take me down...
[06:30] ---
    Ya know, I think his hairstyle is all wrong.
[06:33] ---
    Let's change it!
[06:36] ---
    For now, all I can do...
[06:40] ---
    So cute!
[06:42] ---
    Until these girls have had their fun...
[06:46] ---
    is bear it.
[06:51] ---
    Hey everyone, shall we get going?
[06:53] ---
    Finally, this circus of humiliation is over!
[06:58] ---
    Sis...
[06:59] ---
    I'm gonna head home now.
[07:02] ---
    What are you talking about?
    You're coming, too.
[07:07] ---
    Why?
[07:09] ---
    We have to buy the ingredients
    for tonight's dinner.
[07:12] ---
    Everyone's gonna be staying
    at our place tonight!
SIGN    The sound of his heart breaking.
SIGN    High School Boys and Saviors
[07:39] ---
    What? You want to borrow
    equipment from our school?
[07:43] ---
    Yes.
[07:44] ---
    We understand how inconvenient this is.
[07:46] ---
    Just get your school to buy it for you.
[07:51] ---
    We need it for tomorrow.
[07:53] ---
    We forgot to get it ourselves...
[07:55] ---
    If the school finds out,
    we'll get in trouble.
[07:57] ---
    That's why we're asking you.
[08:00] ---
    If my school finds out I lent it to you,
    I'll be the one who gets in trouble.
[08:05] ---
    Please wait. We wouldn't let that happen.
[08:07] ---
    Let me through.
[08:09] ---
    We only need it for three hours!
[08:10] ---
    Please!
[08:12] ---
    We're begging you!
[08:13] ---
    Please!
[08:16] ---
    Listen to us!
[08:17] ---
    We're begging you!
[08:18] ---
    Fine, two and a half hours!
[08:20] ---
    We won't get you in trouble.
[08:22] ---
    It's just for a little bit!
[08:24] ---
    That's okay, right?
[08:26] ---
    Hey, you guys.
[08:30] ---
    That girl seems to be in a bit of a jam.
[08:37] ---
    Could you please leave her alone?
[08:50] ---
    Hey, please.
[08:58] ---
    Who do you think you are!?
[09:00] ---
    Mind yer own business!
[09:02] ---
    Now, now, let's not resort to violence.
[09:06] ---
    I'll shut you up good!
[09:13] ---
    Jeez...
[09:15] ---
    There, there...
[09:17] ---
    Oh, good lord...
[09:23] ---
    Are you okay?
[09:24] ---
    Oh, uh, yes.
[09:27] ---
    Come on.
[09:29] ---
    Let's go.
[09:31] ---
    Looks like our ruse worked.
[09:34] ---
    It was all we could do in this situation.
[09:37] ---
    The rest is up to you, Ringo.
[09:40] ---
    If he finds out that we know you,
[09:43] ---
    this guy would get unbelievably embarrassed.
[09:48] ---
    Now, just disappear into
    the night with that man.
[09:52] ---
    Or, you can tear up and proclaim,
    "I didn't need your help!"
[09:56] ---
    In any event, please bluff so that
    he doesn't realize his mistake.
[10:04] ---
    WHAT!?
[10:07] ---
    Seriously, lady?
[10:09] ---
    Figure it out!
[10:10] ---
    Read the situation, Ringo, you idiot!
[10:14] ---
    Oh, sorry. It wasn't my intention to...
[10:17] ---
    Hey you, these people—
[10:29] ---
    Good, she figured it out!
[10:32] ---
    Who do you think you are!?
[10:34] ---
    Not that!
[10:36] ---
    It's no use.
SIGN    In the end, he figured it out.
SIGN    High School Boys and Old Friends
[10:48] ---
    Hidenori! Yoshitake!
[10:51] ---
    It's been a while!
[10:52] ---
    Remember me?
[10:54] ---
    Hey, it's Kiyotaka!
[10:55] ---
    How long's it been? Since middle school?
[10:57] ---
    You guys are at North, right? How's it going?
[10:59] ---
    Well, ya know...
[11:02] ---
    I'm at Central, and the school
    rules are pretty strict.
[11:06] ---
    - Oh?
    - Yeah, I've heard that.
[11:09] ---
    Dude, we're...
[11:19] ---
    The death gaze!
[11:21] ---
    Why?
[11:22] ---
    I dunno, but, could it be because we're
    interrupting her time with her boyfriend?
[11:27] ---
    Hey, what should we do in this situation?
[11:30] ---
    No clue. Let's just bail.
[11:32] ---
    Well, we gotta go! Later!
[11:34] ---
    Hold up! Let's grab a bite first!
[11:36] ---
    Dude, take a hint!
[11:42] ---
    Oh, by the way, how's Kugihiko?
[11:44] ---
    Errr, he's fine.
[11:49] ---
    So Kugihiko's doing okay... That's good!
[11:54] ---
    What are you laughing about,
    you idiot! Get a clue!
[11:58] ---
    We're totally pissing off
    your girlfriend, bonehead!
[12:01] ---
    Hey, listen. I recently went on a group date,
    and it was all kinds of bad!
[12:05] ---
    What are you saying!?
    Your girlfriend's right next to you!
[12:08] ---
    Just how dense are you!?
[12:12] ---
    Hey...your girlfriend is...
[12:16] ---
    Oh, her?
[12:18] ---
    She's my little sister.
[12:21] ---
    She's got a demon's gaze, huh?
[12:22] ---
    Apparently, she lost her contacts.
[12:26] ---
    I-I'm sorry...
[12:30] ---
    She can't see a thing so I came to get her!
[12:34] ---
    - What's so funny!?
    - Tell us that from the start!
SIGN    High School Boys and the Tale of a Great Man
SIGN    Shrine
[12:52] ---
    If someone were to ask, "Who do you respect?"
[12:55] ---
    how would you answer?
[12:58] ---
    Most people would surely offer up
    the name of a great person.
[13:07] ---
    I'm a little different.
[13:12] ---
    This is a tale from eight years ago.
[13:16] ---
    Before I met Tadakuni and Yoshitake,
[13:22] ---
    I was being bullied.
[14:19] ---
    What's wrong?
[14:22] ---
    Were you being bullied?
[14:24] ---
    Hey now, I'm not a sketchy person.
[14:29] ---
    I am a friend to the weak.
[14:38] ---
    When you're in a pinch, blow that whistle,
[14:42] ---
    and I will come running to save you.
[14:47] ---
    Until we meet again!
[14:53] ---
    With that said, he disappeared.
[14:58] ---
    Several days later, I got my
    chance to blow that whistle.
[15:05] ---
    Are you screwing with us?
[15:08] ---
    I thought I told you to bring money!
[15:13] ---
    Do you want a stomping?
[15:21] ---
    Don't blow it!
[15:23] ---
    Wh-Who are you?
[15:25] ---
    Don't rely on the strong to save you!
[15:29] ---
    Don't blow that!
[15:31] ---
    Rubber Shot!
[15:37] ---
    He shot rubber bands at us!
[15:39] ---
    I just remembered...
[15:40] ---
    This must be the "Rubber Shooter!"
[15:43] ---
    He's the one who supposedly beat
    the Matsuishi brothers, and Tabuchi!
[15:47] ---
    What?
[15:56] ---
    Are you okay?
[15:58] ---
    Why?
[15:59] ---
    I didn't even blow the whistle,
[16:01] ---
    but you helped me anyway.
[16:10] ---
    Helping a precious friend is only natural!
[16:15] ---
    With that said, he left
    and I never saw him again.
[16:22] ---
    I believed in what he said,
[16:26] ---
    and I've tried to live
    my life to be like him.
[16:30] ---
    And when I feel like I can't take it anymore,
[16:32] ---
    I come back to this shrine.
[16:42] ---
    Th-This is...
[16:44] ---
    This is the melody that he was
    always whistling, Pachelbel's Canon!
[16:49] ---
    Could he be up there!?
[16:52] ---
    This can't be! Am I really going to see him!?
[17:07] ---
    Hey, what are you doing in a place like this?
[17:13] ---
    If someone were to ask, "Who do you respect?"
    how would you answer?
[17:19] ---
    I think I would say Hideo Noguchi.
SIGN    High School Boys and Book-Loving Girls 3
[17:58] ---
    NOOOOOO!
[18:01] ---
    NOOOOOO!
[18:05] ---
    D-Dammit! She found me!
[18:09] ---
    This situation...
[18:10] ---
    I'll bet this chick is expecting an unrealistic
    "boy meets girl" type of thing.
[18:17] ---
    On a beautiful riverbank at sunset, she wants
    a lone boy who's reading a book to talk to her.
[18:24] ---
    Are you sure your brain hasn't
    tried to defy gravity?
[18:27] ---
    Look, her eyes are all distant...
[18:30] ---
    I can see from here that her maiden
    gauge is totally red-lining right now!
[18:36] ---
    Dammit.
[18:37] ---
    It seems she doesn't know how much I suffered
    trying to get those loony phrases out last time.
[18:43] ---
    However, I am an entertainer.
[18:46] ---
    And I intend to give this girl
    some fun this time as well.
[18:50] ---
    I never thought I would enter this
    ridiculous atmosphere again...
[18:54] ---
    Here comes a cool phrase.
[19:00] ---
    The wind...is chilly.
[19:02] ---
    Dammit! That was totally
    normal! It wasn't cool at all!
[19:06] ---
    She doesn't seem that into it.
[19:08] ---
    Calm down. Think deeply.
[19:13] ---
    A cold front is coming.
[19:14] ---
    I just said calm down!
[19:15] ---
    I'm sorry!
[19:16] ---
    This time. This time for sure!
[19:20] ---
    This wintry gale comes from Siberia.
[19:23] ---
    Huh!?
[19:24] ---
    I-I'm sorry! My apologies.
[19:27] ---
    I'm so sorry. I guess I'm
    not that good at this...
[19:30] ---
    Um...uhh...
[19:34] ---
    Okay, here goes...
[19:37] ---
    Today...
[19:38] ---
    the wind sparkles.
[19:40] ---
    There it is!
SIGN    Sanada High Class 2-A
    Action Play: The Path to Becoming a Hero
[19:51] [SONG] ---
    Sad nights envelop us
[19:57] [SONG] ---
    However, we still continue to dream
[20:02] [SONG] ---
    And that's enough, yeah enough
[20:11] [SONG] ---
    So long as I'm alive, I'm
    sure I'll see you again
[20:22] [SONG] ---
    The sun is watching
[20:32] [SONG] ---
    The sun will sing
[20:42] [SONG] ---
    Pa pa pa pa rari rapa pa
[20:45] [SONG] ---
    Pa pa pa pa rari rapa
[20:47] [SONG] ---
    Pa pa pa pa rari rapapa
[20:49] [SONG] ---
    Pa pa pa pa pa pa pa
[20:52] [SONG] ---
    Pa pa pa pa rarira pa para
[20:54] [SONG] ---
    Pa pa pa pa rari ra pa
[20:57] [SONG] ---
    Pa pa pa pa rari ra pa pa
[20:59] [SONG] ---
    Pa pa pa pa pa pa pa
[21:02] [SONG] ---
    I believe in you, the only sun
[21:07] [SONG] ---
    Until I reach your house
[21:27] ---
    - All wrong...
    - Huh?
[21:29] ---
    This is all wrong.
[21:30] ---
    It sucks.
[21:32] ---
    Huh? What does?
[21:34] ---
    Our movements and the song
    aren't matching at all!
[21:37] ---
    With a girl band like this, the high
    school boys will look down on us,
[21:40] ---
    and they won't get on the
    high school girls bandwagon,
[21:43] ---
    and with the mop and broom we
    won't sell a year's worth in a week,
[21:46] ---
    so we won't be able to make
    enough money to go to London!
[21:51] ---
    We're going to London!?
[21:53] ---
    This isn't even that kind
    of anime to begin with.
[21:55] ---
    What are you saying!?
    Put your heart into it and let's practice!
[21:59] ---
    O-Okay...
SIGN    Enmity
[22:25] ---
    Idiot!
[22:27] ---
    Here's a recap from last time.
[22:29] ---
    Toshiyuki from next door gave us some snacks.
[22:33] ---
    However, they were all past
    their expiration date.
[22:45] ---
    Don't block my punches!
[22:47] ---
    Stand at attention! Attention!
[22:49] ---
    Okay, now stand just like that.
[22:52] ---
    I said don't block!
[22:55] ---
    Ikushima, hold him.
[22:56] ---
    You betcha!
[22:58] ---
    Okay! Now stay still!
[23:06] ---
    You seriously need to behave.
[23:08] ---
    My cheeks!
[23:09] ---
    Why do you look down on others
    so much, you hypocrite!?
[23:13] ---
    You need to recognize just how
    insignificant your existence really is!
[23:17] ---
    Your very existence is a bad joke!
[23:19] ---
    Sit seiza style! Siddown!
[23:21] ---
    Are you listening, you salmonella bacteria?
[23:29] ---
    I'm so sorry.
[23:30] ---
    I'm so sorry.
[23:31] ---
    Toshiyuki, I don't think you should
    worry about that scar anymore.
[23:36] ---
    I mean, it happened so many years ago.
[23:40] ---
    What a funny joke, Habara.
[23:44] ---
    I'm so sorry.
[23:48] ---
    Don't go giving him money...
[23:50] ---
    That's the absolute worst.
SIGN    Next time: High School Boys and O Holy Nights, etc.
[23:55] ---
    Next time! Christmas! Or rather,
    the seasons are passing by way too quickly!
[24:00] ---
    Daily Lives of High School Boys was
    brought to you by our sponsors!
SIGN    And with that, we've finally caught up with the seasons.
SIGN    However, the uneventfulness at the end of the year is also part of the daily lives of high school boys.
[24:06] ---
    Hmm, nine points.
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