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3 - High School Boys and Summer Memories etc

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[00:06] ---
    Ah, summer.
[00:09] ---
    Yup, summer.
[00:10] ---
    Yup, summer.
[00:12] ---
    No, it's not summer.
[00:15] ---
    Well, it's not airing during summer.
[00:17] ---
    - Right, it's winter right now.
    - No, that's not what we're talking about.
[00:20] ---
    I mean, even though this is a school anime,
    it would be weird to start it off in summer, right?
[00:24] ---
    - Normally, it's spring, right?
    - What do you mean, "normally"?
[00:27] ---
    Like, usually they start with the Entrance Ceremony
    or the beginning of a new term or something.
[00:31] ---
    "Transfer students" are also the norm.
[00:33] ---
    So, what's the deal with having it start with
    us lazing it up at our friend's house?
[00:37] ---
    Look, this isn't a "school anime,"
    it's a "slice of life" anime.
[00:41] ---
    So you're saying our life is us
    lying around at your house?
[00:45] ---
    Well...yeah.
[00:47] ---
    - Really?
    - Yup.
[00:49] ---
    Sorry, for getting all worked up.
[00:52] ---
    It's hot...
[00:54] ---
    Hmmm, summer...
[00:57] [SONG] ---
    Begin playing a dream of setting out on a quest
    Flip to the first page
[01:15] [SONG] ---
    More than any treasure
    I've found a shining thing
[01:25] [SONG] ---
    When you turn and look
[01:27] [SONG] ---
    All you see are idiotic
    faces stretching out forever
[01:34] [SONG] ---
    The tale that we wrote in this small room
    The prologue of this novel we are telling
[01:45] [SONG] ---
    At a speed that seems like it will reach the skies
    I've come this far without gripping the rudder
[01:55] [SONG] ---
    Begin playing a dream of setting out on a quest
    Flip to the next page
[02:02] [SONG] ---
    Toward the boundless sea of dreams
    Without knowing whether it's light or dark
[02:12] [SONG] ---
    Our one and only quest
    Let's search for the next page
SIGN    High School Boys and Summer Plans
SIGN    Summer Vacation Plans
[02:42] ---
    It's already summer vacation.
[02:47] ---
    Why are you all wearing your
    uniforms? Well, me too...
[02:52] ---
    But here you are, unblemished
    ones, all in a row...
[02:58] ---
    Are you all just screwing around?
[03:00] ---
    Our precious summer vacation is just gonna
    be us guys spending a lot of time together!?
[03:05] ---
    Is that okay with all of
    you? Is it really okay?
[03:07] ---
    Cuz I think it's horrible!
[03:09] ---
    Say something, Tadakuni!
[03:14] ---
    Well, I mean, it's fun to
    hang out with your bros.
[03:19] ---
    Ah, that line.
[03:21] ---
    "It's fun to hang out with your bros."
[03:24] ---
    That's a defeatist's statement.
[03:26] ---
    Have you all thought about
    what you're guilty of?
[03:29] ---
    If you have, then get a girlfriend,
    you bunch of criminals!
[03:35] ---
    Now then, let's begin this meeting to
    decide what we should do this summer.
[03:41] ---
    Hang on!
[03:42] ---
    You need to stop leading this thing.
[03:44] ---
    What? And here I just got you all fired up.
[03:48] ---
    Like hell.
[03:49] ---
    You're no good! Call Karasawa!
    Make him the moderator!
[04:00] ---
    Karasawa? Can you come to Tadakuni's?
    And wear your uniform.
[04:05] ---
    How horrible. It's summer and it's just
    a bunch of dudes hanging out...
[04:09] ---
    Shut up. Who cares?
[04:12] ---
    Please. Our spirits are low enough already.
[04:13] ---
    I don't care if it is all guys!
[04:16] ---
    Die!
[04:19] ---
    Hey, hold up, Tadakuni's little sister.
[04:21] ---
    What do you think?
[04:22] ---
    About what?
[04:24] ---
    Out of us, who would you rather date?
[04:30] ---
    Karasawa.
[04:34] ---
    Looks like you've got a good eye.
[04:36] ---
    Have a seat.
[04:38] ---
    Please stop that.
[04:40] ---
    - I spoke too soon.
    - Hang on a sec!
[04:42] ---
    It was a joke! A joke!
[04:45] ---
    Hey, don't pick on Karasawa!
[04:47] ---
    Now, back to our topic...
[04:49] ---
    Here it is, summer. So
    why is it just us guys?
[04:52] ---
    Hey, I said that's enough of that!
[04:53] ---
    Why are you back in charge again?
[04:56] ---
    Okay, okay, so where shall we
    go this summer? Any ideas?
[05:00] ---
    There's no time left!
[05:01] ---
    The beach is fine! The beach!
[05:03] ---
    - Yeah, the beach!
    - The beach!
SIGN    You say summer, we say the beach! And that means swimsuits!
[05:06] ---
    Daily Lives of High School Boys
    is brought to you by our sponsors.
[05:12] ---
    - That was pretty normal.
    - Yeah, normal.
SIGN    But for these high school boys, things won't quite turn out like that.
SIGN    High School Boys and Beach Houses
[05:33] ---
    Why am I the only one wearing
    their school swimsuit!?
[05:40] ---
    Like I would know.
[05:41] ---
    Don't ask us.
[05:44] ---
    What's with you being such a
    stickler for the school rules?
[05:47] ---
    Let's forget this dude and
    pick up some bikini babes!
SIGN    Menu: Udon, Soba, Ramen, Spaghetti
[06:18] ---
    We're not meeting anyone.
[06:20] ---
    I wonder why...
[06:38] ---
    The hell?
[06:40] ---
    What's wrong?
[06:43] ---
    Sorry, it's nothing.
[06:46] ---
    C'mon, tell us.
[06:48] ---
    If I tell you, promise not to get mad?
[06:50] ---
    We promise. What is it?
SIGN    Noodles
[06:58] ---
    Those girls were noodle suckers.
[07:19] ---
    Daily Lives of High School Boys
SIGN    Irohani Inn
SIGN    High School Boys and Hot Springs Table Tennis
[07:33] ---
    This inn kicks ass! Who else but Karasawa?
[07:36] ---
    - Damn, this steam is intense.
    - There's a lot of it.
[07:38] ---
    - A lotta steam.
    - The steam's everywhere.
[07:42] ---
    What'd you guys do at the beach?
[07:44] ---
    Hidenori was being all weird again.
[07:48] ---
    Guess what he said.
[07:50] ---
    - "Noodle suckers"?
    - How did you know?
[07:52] ---
    Can't we just drop this already!?
[07:58] ---
    Look, table tennis!
[08:00] ---
    Awesome! Wanna play, ya know, that?
[08:03] ---
    Trivia style?
[08:05] ---
    The version where you hit the ball
    while answering a question?
[08:08] ---
    If that's the case, let's
    make this interesting.
[08:10] ---
    Okay. The loser hits the student
    council prez in the face.
[08:13] ---
    HELL YEAH!
[08:19] ---
    Ready for this?
[08:21] ---
    Three misses and it's punishment time.
[08:24] ---
    Round one, question:
[08:26] ---
    - Names of Uranus's moons!
    - Huh!?
[08:29] ---
    Begin!
[08:31] ---
    Ariel!
[08:32] ---
    Umbriel!
[08:33] ---
    Titania!
[08:40] ---
    H-Hang on! Wasn't that question kinda hard!?
[08:43] ---
    Round two, question:
[08:45] ---
    Names of black world leaders!
[08:48] ---
    Republic of Kenya: Mwai Kibaki!
[08:50] ---
    Republic of Senegal: Abdoul Mbaye!
[08:54] ---
    Obama.
[08:55] ---
    He took mine!
[08:57] ---
    You guys planned this!
[09:00] ---
    Not at all.
[09:01] ---
    Fine, then let me choose!
[09:03] ---
    Sure, go for it.
[09:08] ---
    I'll go with my area of expertise.
[09:14] ---
    Countries with moons on their flags!
[09:18] ---
    Malaysia!
[09:20] ---
    Tunisia!
[09:23] ---
    Algeria!
[09:24] ---
    Pakistan!
[09:25] ---
    I only knew Malaysia...
[09:29] ---
    What's with these guys? Fine, you all win.
SIGN    Tadakuni gives the student council prez 1 punch!
SIGN    High School Boys and Radio DJs
[09:50] ---
    It's Hidenori Tabata's Talking FS!
[09:54] ---
    And so let's begin the radio
    program by teens for teens.
[09:59] ---
    I'm the host of Hidenori
    Tabata's Talking FS
, Hidenori.
[10:06] ---
    And we have a wonderful guest for you today,
[10:10] ---
    singer/songwriter, Yoshi C. Tenryuji.
[10:15] ---
    How has work been lately?
[10:18] ---
    How's what been?
[10:19] ---
    Work. Lately.
[10:21] ---
    Who?
[10:22] ---
    Uh, you.
[10:23] ---
    Why?
[10:24] ---
    Jeez, enough. What kind of
    characterization is this?
[10:28] ---
    On this program, the guest and I will demolish
    young people's trivial misconceptions.
[10:35] ---
    So with that, the two of us are going
    to get started. Please stay tuned.
[10:39] ---
    This program is brought
    to you by Square Enix.
[10:47] ---
    And with that, let's take a
    look at our first postcard.
[10:52] ---
    This question is from
    "Megalodon" in Kanagawa.
[10:56] ---
    "Please tell me why high school boys have
    bad attitudes with their mothers," they ask.
[11:04] ---
    Why indeed?
[11:08] ---
    That's because...
[11:12] ---
    Wait, what?
[11:13] ---
    Don't break character!
[11:15] ---
    They often say things like,
    "Shut up, bitch. I'll kill you."
[11:18] ---
    Why is this, Yoshi C...um, something?
[11:22] ---
    Tengenji.
[11:24] ---
    Huh? Wasn't it Tenryuji?
[11:26] ---
    Um...
[11:28] ---
    Well, it's basically because
    mothers don't talk to their sons,
[11:31] ---
    except to scold them or
    ask them to do something.
[11:35] ---
    Therefore, their attitudes
    naturally turn bad.
[11:37] ---
    I think mothers should say things
    that would make their sons happy.
[11:44] ---
    Is that so?
[11:45] ---
    Well, actually, I was hoping
    for a funny answer, but...
[11:51] ---
    And with that, we'll be sending
    Megalodon a program sticker.
[11:56] ---
    Moving on...
[11:58] ---
    Next up is a question
    from "Durian" in Fukuoka.
[12:04] ---
    They ask, "Why do high school
    boys dress so unseemly?"
[12:10] ---
    Well, certainly, the image of loose
    pants and shirts does come to mind.
[12:14] ---
    But why is this?
[12:15] ---
    Well, there's only one answer.
    Their mothers buy clothes that are too large.
[12:20] ---
    Again with the mothers!?
[12:22] ---
    Indeed. Most problems high school boys
    have are due to their mothers.
[12:28] ---
    This is because they were
    originally a part of their mothers.
[12:32] ---
    What are you talking about?
[12:35] ---
    And with that, that's all
    the time we have for today!
[12:40] ---
    It seems that Yoshi C.
    totally wasn't in character.
[12:44] ---
    Beg pardon.
[12:45] ---
    We plan to have another
    amazing guest next time.
[12:50] ---
    Talking FS was presented to you
    by us, featuring me, Hidenori.
[12:56] ---
    Thank you very much.
[12:57] ---
    ...Thanks.
[13:07] ---
    Dude, c'mon, Tadakuni! Get into it!
[13:15] ---
    See you next week!
[13:29] ---
    Daily Lives of High School Boys
[13:35] ---
    There's only a little time
    left for summer vacation.
SIGN    High School Boys and Summer Memories
[13:40] ---
    Let's have fun till we puke!
[13:42] ---
    Do it so there's no regrets.
[13:55] [SONG] ---
    That first early star that
    shines in the twilight
[14:04] [SONG] ---
    I'm waiting for you in a place you can see
[14:09] [SONG] ---
    The capsule that encased us
    as we soared through the air
[14:17] [SONG] ---
    In the midst of billions
    of memories at this instant
[14:26] [SONG] ---
    We'll continue to go around
[14:29] [SONG] ---
    For some reason, I dream of searching for you
[14:35] [SONG] ---
    For some strange reason, I can be myself
[14:41] [SONG] ---
    Place your wishes on the
    whimsical singing wind
[14:47] [SONG] ---
    That blows all over this world
[14:50] [SONG] ---
    That's an exaggeration
[14:52] [SONG] ---
    Can I see you again someday?
[15:04] ---
    Hello? Oh, Tadakuni.
[15:07] ---
    Tomorrow? Let's see...
[15:10] ---
    Where shall we go?
[15:11] ---
    Where shall we...go?
[15:16] ---
    Today's September fourth!?
[15:18] ---
    Summer vacation is over!
[15:26] ---
    Ugh, the new term has started...
[15:30] ---
    D: Dog.
[15:32] ---
    G: Girl.
[15:33] ---
    L: Lo—hey, why are we playing shiritori?
[15:36] ---
    - I: Inseminate.
    - E: Exterminate.
[15:37] ---
    - What the hell is this?
    - S: Sir.
[15:40] ---
    - R: Ruby.
    - Knock it off!
[15:42] ---
    F: Fox.
[15:44] ---
    - X: Xylophone.
    - Enough!
[15:46] ---
    So, summer is finally over.
[15:48] ---
    Sure was a short one.
[15:51] ---
    Ugh, the new term has started...
[15:55] ---
    D: Dog.
[15:56] ---
    Girl.
[15:57] ---
    L: Love—hey, dammit, enough!
SIGN    High School Boys and the Train to School
[16:08] ---
    There was a girl who rode the same
    train as me every morning.

[16:14] ---
    I would spend the entire ride trying to
    think of a way to talk to her.

[16:21] ---
    I gazed at her every day.
[16:24] ---
    I was simply captivated by her.
[16:28] ---
    Because...
[16:32] ---
    she had a hair growing out of her mole.
[16:36] ---
    I totally want to tell her!
[16:40] ---
    However, I didn't have that kind of courage.
[16:53] ---
    Ugh, I couldn't tell her today, either.
[16:59] ---
    So that's how it is. What do you think?
[17:03] ---
    You shouldn't say anything.
[17:04] ---
    I guess not...
[17:06] ---
    I mean, it is bad to say things
    about a woman's body, but I...
[17:11] ---
    Give it up. Your kindness
    won't be taken as such.
[17:29] ---
    That's true.
[17:31] ---
    If some guy just said to me I had hair
    growing out of my mole, I'd hit him.

[17:36] ---
    She might also think, "He likes me. Eww!"
    And I don't want that.

[17:41] ---
    Nothing good can come of it for me. But I can't
    say that I don't have any ulterior motives.

[17:51] ---
    But what's with that?
[17:54] ---
    No matter what, I'll
    definitely tell her today!

[17:57] ---
    Definitely!
[18:04] ---
    Ugh, I'm so close!
[18:08] ---
    I can't do this. Save me, Yoshitake!
[18:12] ---
    I knew I couldn't do it!
[18:17] ---
    This is no good. I give up.
[18:19] ---
    I'll ride a different train tomorrow.
[18:25] ---
    Wait, hold on. Something's
    strange. This is strange.

[18:31] ---
    If you think about it, this hair really stands
    out. So why has she let it grow this long?

[18:36] ---
    You'd think someone she
    knows would've told her.

[18:40] ---
    Has no one told her about it?
[18:46] ---
    Someone to tell her... Anyone...
[18:52] ---
    Maybe this girl...
[18:55] ---
    has no friends...
[18:58] ---
    This mole hair is...
[19:01] ---
    the proof of her isolation.
[19:04] ---
    Is no one there for her?
[19:11] ---
    No one?
[19:20] ---
    Wait!
[19:26] ---
    No, I was there.
[19:29] ---
    It's no longer about me.
[19:32] ---
    My only thought is that I must get rid of
    that damned mole hair, no matter what!

[19:45] ---
    A hair's growing from your mole.
[20:03] ---
    Thank you!
[20:14] ---
    And that is the story of a foolish man who was
    seriously worried about something so trivial.

SIGN    Sanada High Class 2-A
    Action Play: The Path to Becoming a Hero
[20:30] [SONG] ---
    Sad nights envelop us
[20:35] [SONG] ---
    However, we still continue to dream
[20:41] [SONG] ---
    And that's enough, yeah enough
[20:50] [SONG] ---
    So long as I'm alive, I'm
    sure I'll see you again
[21:01] [SONG] ---
    The sun is watching
[21:11] [SONG] ---
    The sun will sing
[21:21] [SONG] ---
    Pa pa pa pa rari rapa pa
[21:23] [SONG] ---
    Pa pa pa pa rari rapa
[21:26] [SONG] ---
    Pa pa pa pa rari rapapa
[21:28] [SONG] ---
    Pa pa pa pa pa pa pa
[21:31] [SONG] ---
    Pa pa pa pa rarira pa para
[21:33] [SONG] ---
    Pa pa pa pa rari ra pa
[21:36] [SONG] ---
    Pa pa pa pa rari ra pa pa
[21:38] [SONG] ---
    Pa pa pa pa pa pa pa
[21:41] [SONG] ---
    I believe in you, the only sun
[21:46] [SONG] ---
    Until I reach your house
SIGN    Girl Power
[21:56] ---
    High School Girls Are Funky
SIGN    Boyfriends and Uniforms
[22:11] ---
    Hey, how do you get a boyfriend?
[22:16] ---
    Huh?
[22:18] ---
    - Hey, boyfriends are—
    - What disgraceful things are you talking about!?
SIGN    Fin
[22:28] ---
    - Psh, going on like that.
    - Calm down, Yanagin.
[22:32] ---
    For now, let's just do something
    since we have some free time. Okay?
[22:38] ---
    It is true that we have free time.
[22:40] ---
    What shall we do?
[22:42] ---
    What to do?
[22:43] ---
    We can do anything!
[22:46] ---
    Again with saying weird things.
[22:49] ---
    Because we're high school girls!
[22:51] ---
    Rock band, jazz band, karate, kendo, mah-jong,
    cyborgs, synchronized swimming...
[22:56] ---
    No matter what we do, it will bear
    financial fruit, for we are popular!
[23:00] ---
    We can't do synchronized swimming...
[23:03] ---
    In that regard, I feel
    bad for high school boys.
[23:07] ---
    Even though they're only good at fighting or sports,
    they were carelessly given a daily-life anime!
[23:15] ---
    - Poor high school boys...
    - Don't worry about it...
[23:19] ---
    That's unnecessary of you.
[23:22] ---
    Habara, let me see your
    big brother's uniform.
[23:24] ---
    Why?
[23:25] ---
    Because anything high school
    girls do is interesting.
[23:29] ---
    Hey, that sounds interesting. Let's do it!
[23:31] ---
    Knock it off!
[23:34] ---
    - Woo!
    - A high school boy's uniform!
[23:38] ---
    This is disgraceful.
[23:41] ---
    Wow, it smells funny!
[23:47] ---
    W-Welcome...
SIGN    Next time: High School Boys and the School Festival, etc.
[23:55] ---
    Next time there'll be a
    lot of new characters.
SIGN    New character intros: North Sanada High's Student Council
[23:59] ---
    Daily Lives of High School Boys was
    brought to you by our sponsors.
SIGN    East Sanada High's Student Council President A.K.A. Ringo
[24:05] ---
    - That was normal.
    - Yup. Normal.