# 3 - High School Boys and Summer Memories etc
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/G6X0K0N7Y/daily-lives-of-high-school-boys)
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**[00:06] ---**
Ah, summer.
**[00:09] ---**
Yup, summer.
**[00:10] ---**
Yup, summer.
**[00:12] ---**
No, it's not summer.
**[00:15] ---**
Well, it's not airing during summer.
**[00:17] ---**
- Right, it's winter right now.
- No, that's not what we're talking about.
**[00:20] ---**
I mean, even though this is a school anime,
it would be weird to start it off in summer, right?
**[00:24] ---**
- Normally, it's spring, right?
- What do you mean, "normally"?
**[00:27] ---**
Like, usually they start with the Entrance Ceremony
or the beginning of a new term or something.
**[00:31] ---**
"Transfer students" are also the norm.
**[00:33] ---**
So, what's the deal with having it start with
us lazing it up at our friend's house?
**[00:37] ---**
Look, this isn't a "school anime,"
it's a "slice of life" anime.
**[00:41] ---**
So you're saying our life is us
lying around at your house?
**[00:45] ---**
Well...yeah.
**[00:47] ---**
- Really?
- Yup.
**[00:49] ---**
Sorry, for getting all worked up.
**[00:52] ---**
It's hot...
**[00:54] ---**
Hmmm, summer...
**[00:57] [SONG] ---**
Begin playing a dream of setting out on a quest
Flip to the first page
**[01:15] [SONG] ---**
More than any treasure
I've found a shining thing
**[01:25] [SONG] ---**
When you turn and look
**[01:27] [SONG] ---**
All you see are idiotic
faces stretching out forever
**[01:34] [SONG] ---**
The tale that we wrote in this small room
The prologue of this novel we are telling
**[01:45] [SONG] ---**
At a speed that seems like it will reach the skies
I've come this far without gripping the rudder
**[01:55] [SONG] ---**
Begin playing a dream of setting out on a quest
Flip to the next page
**[02:02] [SONG] ---**
Toward the boundless sea of dreams
Without knowing whether it's light or dark
**[02:12] [SONG] ---**
Our one and only quest
Let's search for the next page
***SIGN*** High School Boys and Summer Plans
***SIGN*** Summer Vacation Plans
**[02:42] ---**
It's already summer vacation.
**[02:47] ---**
Why are you all wearing your
uniforms? Well, me too...
**[02:52] ---**
But here you are, unblemished
ones, all in a row...
**[02:58] ---**
Are you all just screwing around?
**[03:00] ---**
Our precious summer vacation is just gonna
be us guys spending a lot of time together!?
**[03:05] ---**
Is that okay with all of
you? Is it really okay?
**[03:07] ---**
Cuz I think it's horrible!
**[03:09] ---**
Say something, Tadakuni!
**[03:14] ---**
Well, I mean, it's fun to
hang out with your bros.
**[03:19] ---**
Ah, *that* line.
**[03:21] ---**
"It's fun to hang out with your bros."
**[03:24] ---**
That's a defeatist's statement.
**[03:26] ---**
Have you all thought about
what you're guilty of?
**[03:29] ---**
If you have, then get a girlfriend,
you bunch of criminals!
**[03:35] ---**
Now then, let's begin this meeting to
decide what we should do this summer.
**[03:41] ---**
Hang on!
**[03:42] ---**
You need to stop leading this thing.
**[03:44] ---**
What? And here I just got you all fired up.
**[03:48] ---**
Like hell.
**[03:49] ---**
You're no good! Call Karasawa!
Make him the moderator!
**[04:00] ---**
Karasawa? Can you come to Tadakuni's?
And wear your uniform.
**[04:05] ---**
How horrible. It's summer and it's just
a bunch of dudes hanging out...
**[04:09] ---**
Shut up. Who cares?
**[04:12] ---**
Please. Our spirits are low enough already.
**[04:13] ---**
I don't care if it is all guys!
**[04:16] ---**
Die!
**[04:19] ---**
Hey, hold up, Tadakuni's little sister.
**[04:21] ---**
What do you think?
**[04:22] ---**
About what?
**[04:24] ---**
Out of us, who would you rather date?
**[04:30] ---**
Karasawa.
**[04:34] ---**
Looks like you've got a good eye.
**[04:36] ---**
Have a seat.
**[04:38] ---**
Please stop that.
**[04:40] ---**
- I spoke too soon.
- Hang on a sec!
**[04:42] ---**
It was a joke! A joke!
**[04:45] ---**
Hey, don't pick on Karasawa!
**[04:47] ---**
Now, back to our topic...
**[04:49] ---**
Here it is, summer. So
why is it just us guys?
**[04:52] ---**
Hey, I said that's enough of that!
**[04:53] ---**
Why are you back in charge again?
**[04:56] ---**
Okay, okay, so where shall we
go this summer? Any ideas?
**[05:00] ---**
There's no time left!
**[05:01] ---**
The beach is fine! The beach!
**[05:03] ---**
- Yeah, the beach!
- The beach!
***SIGN*** You say summer, we say the beach! And that means swimsuits!
**[05:06] ---**
*Daily Lives of High School Boys*
is brought to you by our sponsors.
**[05:12] ---**
- That was pretty normal.
- Yeah, normal.
***SIGN*** But for these high school boys, things won't quite turn out like that.
***SIGN*** High School Boys and Beach Houses
**[05:33] ---**
Why am I the only one wearing
their school swimsuit!?
**[05:40] ---**
Like I would know.
**[05:41] ---**
Don't ask us.
**[05:44] ---**
What's with you being such a
stickler for the school rules?
**[05:47] ---**
Let's forget this dude and
pick up some bikini babes!
***SIGN*** Menu: Udon, Soba, Ramen, Spaghetti
**[06:18] ---**
We're not meeting anyone.
**[06:20] ---**
I wonder why...
**[06:38] ---**
The hell?
**[06:40] ---**
What's wrong?
**[06:43] ---**
Sorry, it's nothing.
**[06:46] ---**
C'mon, tell us.
**[06:48] ---**
If I tell you, promise not to get mad?
**[06:50] ---**
We promise. What is it?
***SIGN*** Noodles
**[06:58] ---**
Those girls were noodle suckers.
**[07:19] ---**
*Daily Lives of High School Boys*
***SIGN*** Irohani Inn
***SIGN*** High School Boys and Hot Springs Table Tennis
**[07:33] ---**
This inn kicks ass! Who else but Karasawa?
**[07:36] ---**
- Damn, this steam is intense.
- There's a lot of it.
**[07:38] ---**
- A lotta steam.
- The steam's everywhere.
**[07:42] ---**
What'd you guys do at the beach?
**[07:44] ---**
Hidenori was being all weird again.
**[07:48] ---**
Guess what he said.
**[07:50] ---**
- "Noodle suckers"?
- How did you know?
**[07:52] ---**
Can't we just drop this already!?
**[07:58] ---**
Look, table tennis!
**[08:00] ---**
Awesome! Wanna play, ya know, *that?*
**[08:03] ---**
Trivia style?
**[08:05] ---**
The version where you hit the ball
while answering a question?
**[08:08] ---**
If that's the case, let's
make this interesting.
**[08:10] ---**
Okay. The loser hits the student
council prez in the face.
**[08:13] ---**
HELL YEAH!
**[08:19] ---**
Ready for this?
**[08:21] ---**
Three misses and it's punishment time.
**[08:24] ---**
Round one, question:
**[08:26] ---**
- Names of Uranus's moons!
- Huh!?
**[08:29] ---**
Begin!
**[08:31] ---**
Ariel!
**[08:32] ---**
Umbriel!
**[08:33] ---**
Titania!
**[08:40] ---**
H-Hang on! Wasn't that question kinda hard!?
**[08:43] ---**
Round two, question:
**[08:45] ---**
Names of black world leaders!
**[08:48] ---**
Republic of Kenya: Mwai Kibaki!
**[08:50] ---**
Republic of Senegal: Abdoul Mbaye!
**[08:54] ---**
Obama.
**[08:55] ---**
He took mine!
**[08:57] ---**
You guys planned this!
**[09:00] ---**
Not at all.
**[09:01] ---**
Fine, then let me choose!
**[09:03] ---**
Sure, go for it.
**[09:08] ---**
*I'll go with my area of expertise.*
**[09:14] ---**
Countries with moons on their flags!
**[09:18] ---**
Malaysia!
**[09:20] ---**
Tunisia!
**[09:23] ---**
Algeria!
**[09:24] ---**
Pakistan!
**[09:25] ---**
*I only knew Malaysia...*
**[09:29] ---**
*What's with these guys? Fine, you all win.*
***SIGN*** Tadakuni gives the student council prez 1 punch!
***SIGN*** High School Boys and Radio DJs
**[09:50] ---**
It's *Hidenori Tabata's Talking FS*!
**[09:54] ---**
And so let's begin the radio
program by teens for teens.
**[09:59] ---**
I'm the host of *Hidenori
Tabata's Talking FS*, Hidenori.
**[10:06] ---**
And we have a wonderful guest for you today,
**[10:10] ---**
singer/songwriter, Yoshi C. Tenryuji.
**[10:15] ---**
How has work been lately?
**[10:18] ---**
How's what been?
**[10:19] ---**
Work. Lately.
**[10:21] ---**
Who?
**[10:22] ---**
Uh, you.
**[10:23] ---**
Why?
**[10:24] ---**
Jeez, enough. What kind of
characterization is this?
**[10:28] ---**
On this program, the guest and I will demolish
young people's trivial misconceptions.
**[10:35] ---**
So with that, the two of us are going
to get started. Please stay tuned.
**[10:39] ---**
This program is brought
to you by Square Enix.
**[10:47] ---**
And with that, let's take a
look at our first postcard.
**[10:52] ---**
This question is from
"Megalodon" in Kanagawa.
**[10:56] ---**
"Please tell me why high school boys have
bad attitudes with their mothers," they ask.
**[11:04] ---**
Why indeed?
**[11:08] ---**
That's because...
**[11:12] ---**
Wait, what?
**[11:13] ---**
Don't break character!
**[11:15] ---**
They often say things like,
"Shut up, bitch. I'll kill you."
**[11:18] ---**
Why is this, Yoshi C...um, something?
**[11:22] ---**
Tengenji.
**[11:24] ---**
Huh? Wasn't it Tenryuji?
**[11:26] ---**
Um...
**[11:28] ---**
Well, it's basically because
mothers don't talk to their sons,
**[11:31] ---**
except to scold them or
ask them to do something.
**[11:35] ---**
Therefore, their attitudes
naturally turn bad.
**[11:37] ---**
I think mothers should say things
that would make their sons happy.
**[11:44] ---**
Is that so?
**[11:45] ---**
Well, actually, I was hoping
for a funny answer, but...
**[11:51] ---**
And with that, we'll be sending
Megalodon a program sticker.
**[11:56] ---**
Moving on...
**[11:58] ---**
Next up is a question
from "Durian" in Fukuoka.
**[12:04] ---**
They ask, "Why do high school
boys dress so unseemly?"
**[12:10] ---**
Well, certainly, the image of loose
pants and shirts does come to mind.
**[12:14] ---**
But why is this?
**[12:15] ---**
Well, there's only one answer.
Their mothers buy clothes that are too large.
**[12:20] ---**
Again with the mothers!?
**[12:22] ---**
Indeed. Most problems high school boys
have are due to their mothers.
**[12:28] ---**
This is because they were
originally a part of their mothers.
**[12:32] ---**
What are you talking about?
**[12:35] ---**
And with that, that's all
the time we have for today!
**[12:40] ---**
It seems that Yoshi C.
totally wasn't in character.
**[12:44] ---**
Beg pardon.
**[12:45] ---**
We plan to have another
amazing guest next time.
**[12:50] ---**
*Talking FS* was presented to you
by us, featuring me, Hidenori.
**[12:56] ---**
Thank you very much.
**[12:57] ---**
...Thanks.
**[13:07] ---**
Dude, c'mon, Tadakuni! Get into it!
**[13:15] ---**
See you next week!
**[13:29] ---**
*Daily Lives of High School Boys*
**[13:35] ---**
There's only a little time
left for summer vacation.
***SIGN*** High School Boys and Summer Memories
**[13:40] ---**
Let's have fun till we puke!
**[13:42] ---**
Do it so there's no regrets.
**[13:55] [SONG] ---**
That first early star that
shines in the twilight
**[14:04] [SONG] ---**
I'm waiting for you in a place you can see
**[14:09] [SONG] ---**
The capsule that encased us
as we soared through the air
**[14:17] [SONG] ---**
In the midst of billions
of memories at this instant
**[14:26] [SONG] ---**
We'll continue to go around
**[14:29] [SONG] ---**
For some reason, I dream of searching for you
**[14:35] [SONG] ---**
For some strange reason, I can be myself
**[14:41] [SONG] ---**
Place your wishes on the
whimsical singing wind
**[14:47] [SONG] ---**
That blows all over this world
**[14:50] [SONG] ---**
That's an exaggeration
**[14:52] [SONG] ---**
Can I see you again someday?
**[15:04] ---**
Hello? Oh, Tadakuni.
**[15:07] ---**
Tomorrow? Let's see...
**[15:10] ---**
Where shall we go?
**[15:11] ---**
Where shall we...go?
**[15:16] ---**
Today's September fourth!?
**[15:18] ---**
Summer vacation is over!
**[15:26] ---**
Ugh, the new term has started...
**[15:30] ---**
D: Dog.
**[15:32] ---**
G: Girl.
**[15:33] ---**
L: Lo—hey, why are we playing shiritori?
**[15:36] ---**
- I: Inseminate.
- E: Exterminate.
**[15:37] ---**
- What the hell is this?
- S: Sir.
**[15:40] ---**
- R: Ruby.
- Knock it off!
**[15:42] ---**
F: Fox.
**[15:44] ---**
- X: Xylophone.
- Enough!
**[15:46] ---**
So, summer is finally over.
**[15:48] ---**
Sure was a short one.
**[15:51] ---**
Ugh, the new term has started...
**[15:55] ---**
D: Dog.
**[15:56] ---**
Girl.
**[15:57] ---**
L: Love—hey, dammit, enough!
***SIGN*** High School Boys and the Train to School
**[16:08] ---**
*There was a girl who rode the same
train as me every morning.*
**[16:14] ---**
*I would spend the entire ride trying to
think of a way to talk to her.*
**[16:21] ---**
*I gazed at her every day.*
**[16:24] ---**
*I was simply captivated by her.*
**[16:28] ---**
*Because...*
**[16:32] ---**
*she had a hair growing out of her mole.*
**[16:36] ---**
*I totally want to tell her!*
**[16:40] ---**
*However, I didn't have that kind of courage.*
**[16:53] ---**
*Ugh, I couldn't tell her today, either.*
**[16:59] ---**
So that's how it is. What do you think?
**[17:03] ---**
You shouldn't say anything.
**[17:04] ---**
I guess not...
**[17:06] ---**
I mean, it is bad to say things
about a woman's body, but I...
**[17:11] ---**
Give it up. Your kindness
won't be taken as such.
**[17:29] ---**
*That's true.*
**[17:31] ---**
*If some guy just said to me I had hair
growing out of my mole, I'd hit him.*
**[17:36] ---**
*She might also think, "He likes me. Eww!"
And I don't want that.*
**[17:41] ---**
*Nothing good can come of it for me. But I can't
say that I don't have any ulterior motives.*
**[17:51] ---**
*But what's with that?*
**[17:54] ---**
*No matter what, I'll
definitely tell her today!*
**[17:57] ---**
*Definitely!*
**[18:04] ---**
*Ugh, I'm so close!*
**[18:08] ---**
*I can't do this. Save me, Yoshitake!*
**[18:12] ---**
*I knew I couldn't do it!*
**[18:17] ---**
*This is no good. I give up.*
**[18:19] ---**
*I'll ride a different train tomorrow.*
**[18:25] ---**
*Wait, hold on. Something's
strange. This is strange.*
**[18:31] ---**
*If you think about it, this hair really stands
out. So why has she let it grow this long?*
**[18:36] ---**
*You'd think someone she
knows would've told her.*
**[18:40] ---**
*Has no one told her about it?*
**[18:46] ---**
*Someone to tell her... Anyone...*
**[18:52] ---**
*Maybe this girl...*
**[18:55] ---**
*has no friends...*
**[18:58] ---**
*This mole hair is...*
**[19:01] ---**
*the proof of her isolation.*
**[19:04] ---**
*Is no one there for her?*
**[19:11] ---**
*No one?*
**[19:20] ---**
Wait!
**[19:26] ---**
*No, I was there.*
**[19:29] ---**
*It's no longer about me.*
**[19:32] ---**
*My only thought is that I must get rid of
that damned mole hair, no matter what!*
**[19:45] ---**
A hair's growing from your mole.
**[20:03] ---**
Thank you!
**[20:14] ---**
*And that is the story of a foolish man who was
seriously worried about something so trivial.*
***SIGN*** Sanada High Class 2-A
Action Play: *The Path to Becoming a Hero*
**[20:30] [SONG] ---**
Sad nights envelop us
**[20:35] [SONG] ---**
However, we still continue to dream
**[20:41] [SONG] ---**
And that's enough, yeah enough
**[20:50] [SONG] ---**
So long as I'm alive, I'm
sure I'll see you again
**[21:01] [SONG] ---**
The sun is watching
**[21:11] [SONG] ---**
The sun will sing
**[21:21] [SONG] ---**
Pa pa pa pa rari rapa pa
**[21:23] [SONG] ---**
Pa pa pa pa rari rapa
**[21:26] [SONG] ---**
Pa pa pa pa rari rapapa
**[21:28] [SONG] ---**
Pa pa pa pa pa pa pa
**[21:31] [SONG] ---**
Pa pa pa pa rarira pa para
**[21:33] [SONG] ---**
Pa pa pa pa rari ra pa
**[21:36] [SONG] ---**
Pa pa pa pa rari ra pa pa
**[21:38] [SONG] ---**
Pa pa pa pa pa pa pa
**[21:41] [SONG] ---**
I believe in you, the only sun
**[21:46] [SONG] ---**
Until I reach your house
***SIGN*** Girl Power
**[21:56] ---**
*High School Girls Are Funky*
***SIGN*** Boyfriends and Uniforms
**[22:11] ---**
Hey, how do you get a boyfriend?
**[22:16] ---**
Huh?
**[22:18] ---**
- Hey, boyfriends are—
- What disgraceful things are you talking about!?
***SIGN*** Fin
**[22:28] ---**
- Psh, going on like that.
- Calm down, Yanagin.
**[22:32] ---**
For now, let's just do something
since we have some free time. Okay?
**[22:38] ---**
It is true that we have free time.
**[22:40] ---**
What shall we do?
**[22:42] ---**
What to do?
**[22:43] ---**
We can do anything!
**[22:46] ---**
Again with saying weird things.
**[22:49] ---**
Because we're high school girls!
**[22:51] ---**
Rock band, jazz band, karate, kendo, mah-jong,
cyborgs, synchronized swimming...
**[22:56] ---**
No matter what we do, it will bear
financial fruit, for we are popular!
**[23:00] ---**
*We can't do synchronized swimming...*
**[23:03] ---**
In that regard, I feel
bad for high school boys.
**[23:07] ---**
Even though they're only good at fighting or sports,
they were carelessly given a daily-life anime!
**[23:15] ---**
- Poor high school boys...
- Don't worry about it...
**[23:19] ---**
That's unnecessary of you.
**[23:22] ---**
Habara, let me see your
big brother's uniform.
**[23:24] ---**
Why?
**[23:25] ---**
Because anything high school
girls do is interesting.
**[23:29] ---**
Hey, that sounds interesting. Let's do it!
**[23:31] ---**
Knock it off!
**[23:34] ---**
- Woo!
- A high school boy's uniform!
**[23:38] ---**
This is disgraceful.
**[23:41] ---**
Wow, it smells funny!
**[23:47] ---**
W-Welcome...
***SIGN*** Next time: High School Boys and the School Festival, etc.
**[23:55] ---**
Next time there'll be a
lot of new characters.
***SIGN*** New character intros: North Sanada High's Student Council
**[23:59] ---**
*Daily Lives of High School Boys* was
brought to you by our sponsors.
***SIGN*** East Sanada High's Student Council President A.K.A. Ringo
**[24:05] ---**
- That was normal.
- Yup. Normal.