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11 - High School Boys and Fathers etc

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[00:06] ---
    - Papapipupepopa.
    - Huh?
[00:08] ---
    Pipipopepapapapa.
[00:09] ---
    Wh-What? What?
[00:10] ---
    Pipopopipapupepo.
[00:11] ---
    Popapepupipupipu.
[00:13] ---
    Pappapopipipapipa.
[00:14] ---
    Pipopopipupupepo.
[00:18] ---
    P-Poppi!
[00:20] ---
    What the hell did you just say?
[00:23] [SONG] ---
    Begin playing a dream of setting out on a quest
    Flip to the first page
[00:41] [SONG] ---
    More than any treasure
    I've found a shining thing
[00:51] [SONG] ---
    When you turn and look
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    All you see are idiotic
    faces stretching out forever
[01:00] [SONG] ---
    The tale that we wrote in this small room
    The prologue of this novel we are telling
[01:11] [SONG] ---
    At a speed that seems like it will reach the skies
    I've come this far without gripping the rudder
[01:21] [SONG] ---
    Begin playing a dream of setting out on a quest
    Flip to the next page
[01:28] [SONG] ---
    Toward the boundless sea of dreams
    Without knowing whether it's light or dark
[01:38] [SONG] ---
    Our one and only quest
    Let's search for the next page
SIGN    High School Boys and Fathers
[02:24] ---
    Don't take a full swing!
[02:26] ---
    How can you hit a baseball
    with a golf club anyway?
[02:29] ---
    Hey, Dad.
[02:31] ---
    Let's play catch.
[02:33] ---
    What's wrong with this?
[02:34] ---
    Let's play a little more golf.
[02:36] ---
    We're playing golf?
[02:41] ---
    Even though I may look like this now,
    I wanted to be a pilot when I was a kid.
[02:46] ---
    That has nothing to do with golf or baseball.
[02:49] ---
    If I play catch with my kid,
    I think it's all over for me.
[02:53] ---
    Don't say things like that.
[02:59] ---
    Fine, let's roll up this
    jacket and use it as a ball.
[03:02] ---
    We already did that joke!
[03:07] ---
    Is there anything you want to
    do in the future, four-eyes?
[03:12] ---
    I want to travel abroad.
[03:14] ---
    I want to do something that helps people.
[03:23] ---
    Can you do that?
[03:25] ---
    You!?
[03:26] ---
    Don't say things like that!
[03:28] ---
    Oh, so, here you are...
[03:31] ---
    Big Bro.
[03:34] ---
    Mr. Yusuke.
[03:39] ---
    The front door is locked, so I can't get in.
[03:42] ---
    Lend me your key.
[03:51] ---
    If we had the key, we wouldn't be out here.
[03:54] ---
    Your mom went on a trip.
[03:56] ---
    She won't be back for three days.
SIGN    Hidenori's dad calls him "four-eyes," but his brother Yusuke also wears glasses.
[04:05] ---
    Daily Lives of High School Boys
    and sponsors sittin' in a tree.
[04:12] ---
    Bringing it to you.
SIGN    Today we bring out new characters! But as usual, you don't really need to remember them!
[04:21] ---
    Daily Lives of High School Boys
SIGN    High School Boys and Book-Loving Girls 4
[04:55] ---
    Why?
[04:56] ---
    Why are you sitting next
    to me? You're so close!

[05:03] ---
    Calm down.
[05:04] ---
    Maybe I should say something to him...
[05:08] ---
    "Hi! Nice weather, isn't it?"
[05:10] ---
    No, I shouldn't be so polite.
[05:19] ---
    I was reading comics, so I didn't notice.
[05:21] ---
    I totally just sat next to some chick!
[05:25] ---
    This is bad...
[05:26] ---
    "He's totally into me."
[05:29] ---
    It'll suck if she thinks that!
[05:32] ---
    He's totally into me.
[05:37] ---
    But then this shouldn't be a problem.
[05:38] ---
    I should just talk to him normally.
[05:42] ---
    Okay, here goes.
[05:44] ---
    Dammit.
[05:45] ---
    It would be cold of me
    to just get up and leave.

[05:48] ---
    It might hurt her feelings.
[05:51] ---
    It can't be helped...
[05:52] ---
    I'll just see how things go.
[06:00] ---
    Did you really think I'd say that?
    I don't even give a crap!

[06:06] ---
    Why...?
[06:26] ---
    Yassan, why do you look so angry?
[06:38] ---
    Daily Lives of High School Girls
SIGN    High School Boys and Battles
[06:56] ---
    Where did you go, Yoshitake?
[07:06] ---
    That bastard. He's come to finish me off.
[07:09] ---
    Dammit!
[07:14] ---
    Karasawa!
[07:17] ---
    Have you seen Yoshitake?
[07:19] ---
    No.
[07:21] ---
    I have not!
[07:30] ---
    Damn that bastard!
[07:32] ---
    It's dangerous to be out here!
[07:42] ---
    Show yourself, Yoshitake!
[07:44] ---
    Let's finish this!
[07:54] ---
    Hidenori!
[07:56] ---
    Yoshitake!
[07:59] ---
    You're mine!
[08:00] ---
    Dammit!
[08:03] ---
    Awww, yeeeaah!
SIGN    They are playing kick the can.
[08:16] ---
    Daily Lives of High School Boys
SIGN    High School Boys and Kick the Can
[08:29] ---
    Kick the can, huh?
[08:30] ---
    Sounds like fun!
[08:32] ---
    Since it's your first time,
    are you okay with being "it"?
[08:35] ---
    Oh, no problem.
[08:37] ---
    The rules are no eye gouges or low blows.
[08:41] ---
    Huh? What do you mean?
[08:42] ---
    We mean you can do anything
    you want aside from that.
[08:46] ---
    That's scary!
[08:47] ---
    We don't have a can, so
    let's use this instead.
[08:51] ---
    Th-That's my treasure!
[08:54] ---
    It's the first plastic model I ever built
    by myself! I made it in fourth grade!
[08:59] ---
    Okay. Let's start!
[09:01] ---
    Wait!
[09:02] ---
    Stop! You idiots!
[09:04] ---
    What's the point of doing this?
[09:15] ---
    Hey, Karasawa!
[09:17] ---
    Have you seen Hidenori or Yoshitake?
[09:20] ---
    No.
[09:21] ---
    I haven't...
[09:22] ---
    seen them!
[09:28] ---
    Wait you!
[09:30] ---
    What?
[09:32] ---
    Morons!
[09:33] ---
    It's mine!
[09:37] ---
    It hurts! It hurts!
[09:39] ---
    Not bad, Mitsuo.
[09:46] ---
    Motoharu!
[09:47] ---
    I said knock it off!
[09:51] ---
    Mine!
[10:00] ---
    Hey, Karasawa!
[10:01] ---
    Help me out!
[10:05] ---
    How can you fall for the same
    trick twice!? Frickin' moron!
[10:16] ---
    How could such a terrible thing happen?
[10:20] ---
    Please take this.
[10:25] ---
    Mitsuo...
[10:27] ---
    happy birthday.
[10:31] ---
    We all chipped in and got you a present.
[10:35] ---
    But after looking into it...
[10:37] ---
    We found out that you already had this model,
[10:41] ---
    so we decided to destroy the old one.
[10:46] ---
    You guys...
[10:48] ---
    Thank you.
[10:52] ---
    This is a knock-off...
[11:04] ---
    Daily Lives of High School Boys
SIGN    High School Boys and Chit Chat
[11:15] ---
    What makes a girl "cute"?
[11:19] ---
    What do you mean?
[11:21] ---
    Like, what actions or characteristics
    make a girl cute?
[11:27] ---
    For example?
[11:28] ---
    For example, does being a
    glutton make a girl cute?
[11:32] ---
    Nope. Not at all.
[11:34] ---
    R-Really? That isn't cute?
[11:37] ---
    What's cute about someone who
    eats more than other people?
[11:42] ---
    You're phrasing it all weird.
[11:44] ---
    Why don't you say "a girl who's
    obstinate about eating," instead?
[11:49] ---
    Huh? I guess that does seem a little cuter...
[11:53] ---
    Here's a story for you.
[11:55] ---
    This happened the day before
    the recent school festival.
[11:58] ---
    In order to finish all the preparations, everyone in
    my class stayed and worked late into the night.
[12:08] ---
    Suddenly, Girl A let out a cry.
[12:12] ---
    The clock read 9:30.
[12:16] ---
    Everyone was surprised.
[12:17] ---
    Girl A was always calm, athletic,
    got good grades, and was well respected.
[12:24] ---
    Everyone asked Girl A why
    she cried out so suddenly.
[12:29] ---
    Girl A strained her face
    and sobbed the answer.
[12:34] ---
    I'm so hungry, I can't move anymore.
[12:39] ---
    That is so frickin' cute.
[12:43] ---
    When you consider that,
[12:45] ---
    "A girl who is stubborn about eating and wants
    to keep it under wraps, but gets discovered,"
[12:52] ---
    is what she became.
[12:55] ---
    I think that only after all that, you can
    finally manage to call it "cute."
[13:01] ---
    I see...
[13:03] ---
    I don't think anything of a mere "glutton."
[13:07] ---
    Hang on. Let's think
    about this a little more.
[13:10] ---
    What about a girl who's meek?
[13:14] ---
    She's no good at all.
[13:15] ---
    Being meek is like...
[13:21] ---
    Okay, then what about a clumsy girl?
[13:24] ---
    Let's think of it like this...
[13:27] ---
    For example...
[13:29] ---
    A quiet girl?
[13:31] ---
    Well, if you turn that
    personality type around...
[13:37] ---
    I see...
[13:38] ---
    So if we combine everything
    we've come up with together...
[13:43] ---
    The cutest kind of girl there is would be...
[13:47] ---
    A girl who, even being the student council
    president, often gets made fun of!
[13:50] ---
    Huh?
[13:53] ---
    A girl like that doesn't exist.
[14:05] ---
    Daily Lives of High School Boys
SIGN    North Sanada Prefectural High School
SIGN    High School Boys and Love Letters
[14:22] ---
    A love letter?
[14:23] ---
    Even though this is an all-boys school...
[14:27] ---
    A love letter? What does it say?
[14:31] ---
    "I fell in love with you at first sight."
[14:32] ---
    "I want to date you, so let's
    meet," is what it says.
[14:35] ---
    Meet where?
[14:36] ---
    At the park in front of the station at 5.
[14:39] ---
    Someone's screwing with you.
[14:41] ---
    If it's a joke, it's in poor taste.
[14:43] ---
    What should we do?
[14:44] ---
    Make it so this person
    can never do this again.
[14:48] ---
    After school, let's all go.
[14:50] ---
    Trampling on someone's feelings like this...
[14:53] ---
    I'll get some firecrackers
    and bottle rockets ready.
[14:56] ---
    How come none of you think that this
    might actually be the real thing?
[15:01] ---
    Just don't cause any problems.
[15:09] ---
    We're gonna hide over here.
[15:11] ---
    We'll hit 'em with our full firepower!
[15:15] ---
    What if this is actually
    real and not a prank?
[15:19] ---
    Even still, isn't it weird that
    they knew his shoe locker?
[15:23] ---
    Hey, Yoshitake! It's time!
[15:30] ---
    So it was you?
[15:32] ---
    Huh?
[15:33] ---
    - No, I was just—
    - Come on out everyone!
[15:36] ---
    Let's teach Mitsuo a lesson!
[15:42] ---
    I was wondering why I got that call to come
    here all of a sudden. What the hell is this!?
[15:52] ---
    I'm sorry, Mitsuo.
SIGN    The culprit who wrote the fake love letter.
[15:54] ---
    I got scared and couldn't tell them.
[16:08] ---
    Daily Lives of High School Boys
SIGN    High School Boys and Personal Space
[16:29] ---
    When girls put space between
    themselves and a guy like this...

[16:33] ---
    The guy is deeply hurt.
[16:36] ---
    This girl enjoyed doing that.
[16:39] ---
    Look at him! He's in total shock!
[16:57] ---
    This is awesome.
[17:23] ---
    He's totally into me.
[17:34] ---
    Uh, um...
SIGN    High School Boys and Irritability
[17:53] ---
    I've been friends with this
    guy for a long time now.

[17:57] ---
    So, I end up getting irritated
    by even the smallest things.

[18:01] ---
    That reminds me, yesterday...
[18:03] ---
    First of all, the way he talks
    while barely moving his lips...

[18:07] ---
    irritates me.
[18:09] ---
    Speak more clearly.
[18:12] ---
    Also, when picking out food at the
    convenience store, the time it takes him...

[18:16] ---
    irritates me.
[18:19] ---
    On the other hand, the way he
    eats super fast irritates me.

[18:23] ---
    I also question myself for
    having these kinds of feelings.

[18:30] ---
    Whenever he rolls up his sleeves,
    it irritates me. Personally.

[18:37] ---
    It's dog crap!
[18:39] ---
    His overreactions irritate me.
[18:42] ---
    Don't eat it!
[18:43] ---
    This is surreal.
[18:45] ---
    The fact that everything is
    "surreal" to him irritates me.

[18:49] ---
    The fact that he's strict with
    societal rules irritates me.

[18:52] ---
    Hey, plastic bottles don't go in there!
[18:55] ---
    I was in the wrong this time.
[18:57] ---
    When we watch movies...
[19:01] ---
    the fact that he cries at
    everything irritates me.

[19:04] ---
    Sure it was a sad story, but don't cry.
[19:07] ---
    You disgust me!
[19:09] ---
    Huh, why are you crying?
[19:11] ---
    Was there a sad part in this movie?
[19:13] ---
    This doesn't apply to Yoshitake, but
    people who don't understand things

[19:16] ---
    at the movies also irritate me.
[19:19] ---
    The way he sits in his chair irritates me.
[19:22] ---
    The fact that he doesn't carry his
    cellphone with him irritates me.

[19:26] ---
    The fact that he sticks a ton of
    change in his pocket irritates me.

[19:31] ---
    What's the next class?
[19:33] ---
    Asking me things that he can
    figure out on his own irritates me.

[19:37] ---
    Even though I know he's just
    trying to make conversation.

[19:41] ---
    The way he waits for me
    to comment irritates me.

[19:43] ---
    That he can't drink carbonated
    drinks irritates me.

[19:46] ---
    The fact that he goes to the
    restroom fairly often irritates me.

[19:50] ---
    The fact that he prepares notes for me
    for the days that I'm absent irritates me.

[19:57] ---
    The way he comes over to my house and
    always brings two canned coffees for us...

[20:01] ---
    irritates me.
[20:05] ---
    When I lose my bike key and he begins
    searching for it without my asking...

[20:15] ---
    irritates me.
[20:35] ---
    The way he uses the same gag
    over and over irritates me!

SIGN    Sanada High Class 2-A
    Action Play: The Path to Becoming a Hero
[20:46] [SONG] ---
    Sad nights envelop us
[20:51] [SONG] ---
    However, we still continue to dream
[20:57] [SONG] ---
    And that's enough, yeah enough
[21:06] [SONG] ---
    So long as I'm alive, I'm
    sure I'll see you again
[21:17] [SONG] ---
    The sun is watching
[21:27] [SONG] ---
    The sun will sing
[21:37] [SONG] ---
    Pa pa pa pa rari rapa pa
[21:39] [SONG] ---
    Pa pa pa pa rari rapa
[21:42] [SONG] ---
    Pa pa pa pa rari rapapa
[21:44] [SONG] ---
    Pa pa pa pa pa pa pa
[21:47] [SONG] ---
    Pa pa pa pa rarira pa para
[21:49] [SONG] ---
    Pa pa pa pa rari ra pa
[21:52] [SONG] ---
    Pa pa pa pa rari ra pa pa
[21:54] [SONG] ---
    Pa pa pa pa pa pa pa
[21:57] [SONG] ---
    I believe in you, the only sun
[22:02] [SONG] ---
    Until I reach your house
SIGN    Battles
[22:19] ---
    - This one's good, too.
    - Yeah.
[22:21] ---
    They totally look alike.
[22:23] ---
    This looks so delicious!
[22:26] ---
    This has been on my mind for a while...
[22:30] ---
    Who among us is the strongest?
[22:35] ---
    Nice.
[22:36] ---
    Let's find out right now.
[22:39] ---
    Hang on! What are you talking about!?
[22:41] ---
    We can't just pretend to
    be all buddy buddy forever.
[22:45] ---
    What's wrong?
[22:47] ---
    Stop! This doesn't even make any sense!
[22:50] ---
    It doesn't matter who's the strongest!
[22:53] ---
    You sure seem calm, monster.
[22:55] ---
    You're just scared of losing, aren't you?
[22:59] ---
    So, what are the rules?
[23:02] ---
    Good point.
[23:05] ---
    Hang on.
[23:06] ---
    You guys are ready to fight, right?
[23:08] ---
    So why do we need rules?
[23:11] ---
    Huh?
[23:14] ---
    In order to avoid the very worst,
    in battle, rules must be set.

[23:18] ---
    This horrible woman cannot
    understand this concept.

[23:26] ---
    "The meaning of battle"...
[23:28] ---
    That was the fundamental difference
    between her and the two of us,

[23:31] ---
    who practiced martial arts and sports.
[23:35] ---
    We were just joking, Habara!
[23:38] ---
    Don't take it so seriously.
[23:41] ---
    So it was a joke, was it?
[23:44] ---
    She said as she tossed away a large rock.
SIGN    Next time: High School Boys and...etc.
[23:55] ---
    Next time is the final episode!
[23:59] ---
    Daily Lives of High School Boys
    and sponsors sittin' in a tree.
SIGN    Parting, journeying and touching moments... That's the kind of final episode we want.
[24:07] ---
    Bringing it to you.
SIGN    Can you do that?
    You?
SIGN