7 - High School Boys and Indoor Adventures etc
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[00:06] ---
It's the third term, huh?
[00:08] ---
We have to start thinking about our futures.
[00:10] ---
- I wanna be a high school student forever.
- That's impossible!
[00:13] ---
I'm just sayin'. But, I'll always
be a high school boy at heart.
[00:16] ---
I see.
[00:17] ---
Hey, that's kind of cool.
[00:19] ---
Well, this anime is like Sazae-san, so I'm sure
we'll always be second year high school students.
[00:25] [SONG] ---
Begin playing a dream of setting out on a quest
Flip to the first page
[00:43] [SONG] ---
More than any treasure
I've found a shining thing
[00:53] [SONG] ---
When you turn and look
[00:55] [SONG] ---
All you see are idiotic
faces stretching out forever
[01:02] [SONG] ---
The tale that we wrote in this small room
The prologue of this novel we are telling
[01:13] [SONG] ---
At a speed that seems like it will reach the skies
I've come this far without gripping the rudder
[01:23] [SONG] ---
Begin playing a dream of setting out on a quest
Flip to the next page
[01:30] [SONG] ---
Toward the boundless sea of dreams
Without knowing whether it's light or dark
[01:40] [SONG] ---
Our one and only quest
Let's search for the next page
SIGN High School Boys and Gags
[02:05] ---
I'mma do a gag!
[02:08] ---
A Japanese freshwater crab.
[02:11] ---
I'm gonna, um...
[02:15] ---
G-Gonna...
[02:17] ---
G-G-Gonna...
[02:21] ---
What is it you're trying to do?
[02:23] ---
I don't get it.
[02:28] ---
Now me?
[02:32] ---
I'm gonna make this milk come out of my eye.
[02:37] ---
Hey, isn't that a little...weird?
[02:38] ---
You're gonna make it come
out of your eye, right?
[02:42] ---
Yeah, what are you trying to do!?
[02:50] ---
Please pay attention to this area!
SIGN We're often asked, "How do you abbreviate
Daily Lives of High School Boys?"
[03:14] ---
Hi. Dairy Rives of High Schoor Boys is
blought to you by oul sponsols.
SIGN We can't think of anything, so please just
call it, Daily Lives of High School Boys.
[03:20] ---
FM?
SIGN High School Boys and Indoor Adventures
[03:36] ---
We've got some free time,
so let's play "Pretend DQ."
[03:39] ---
"Pretend DQ"?
[03:44] ---
Please choose your Adventure Log.
[03:46] ---
Huh? What's this about an Adventure Log?
[03:49] ---
We're gonna start from a continue?
[03:52] ---
Fine...
[03:53] ---
Adventure Log 2.
[03:57] ---
Don't come any closer!
[03:58] ---
- Don't you care what happens to him!?
- Daddy!
[04:02] ---
This is quite a place to pick up from!
[04:05] ---
Stupid rookie! What are you doing?
[04:08] ---
Don't agitate him!
[04:09] ---
"Rookie"?
[04:10] ---
Squad Leader, I'll draw him off!
[04:13] ---
- Don't be rash, Depp!
- Who!?
[04:17] ---
Depp! Get back here!
[04:20] ---
We're doing "DQ," right?
[04:22] ---
Okay! That's enough training for today!
[04:25] ---
Training!?
[04:30] ---
How is it, rookie?
[04:31] ---
Have you gotten used to
being a castle guard yet?
[04:34] ---
Squad Leader...
[04:38] ---
Okay! Let's stop by the hot
springs on the way back!
[04:41] ---
O-Okay...
[04:44] ---
Wait right there.
[04:46] ---
I cannot let you go any further.
[04:50] ---
Who are you?
[04:53] ---
It doesn't matter who I am.
[04:57] ---
If you insist on proceeding...
[05:03] ---
- Then pay the hot springs entrance fee!
- You're the hot springs owner!?
[05:09] ---
Hey now, Tadakuni. This is the girl's bath.
[05:12] ---
Squad Leader, you're a woman!?
[05:14] ---
Let's hurry up, Tadakuni!
[05:17] ---
Who are you!?
[05:18] ---
What are you saying!? I'm your companion, Depp.
I've been here with you the whole time!
[05:23] ---
Like I would know that!
[05:25] ---
Hey, I'm your teammate, Malkovich!
[05:28] ---
I'm Hopper!
[05:30] ---
Hey, if you keep adding characters,
I won't know what's going on!
[05:35] ---
Let me explain.
[05:37] ---
We are one squad fighting
against the demon lord.
[05:40] ---
Is that so?
[05:42] ---
And we're planning to attack
the demon lord tomorrow!
[05:46] ---
Who are you?
[05:47] ---
Malkovich!
[05:49] ---
However, the demon lord is no fool.
[05:51] ---
He may have already discovered our
intent and sent an assassin.
[05:56] ---
Who are you!?
[05:57] ---
The owner of the hot springs.
[05:58] ---
Why are you coming with us!?
[06:01] ---
Everyone ready?
[06:03] ---
Let's move!
[06:07] ---
I've finally found you.
[06:11] ---
Who...the hell are y-you?
[06:14] ---
C'mon. Even though it's just a
silhouette, it's pretty obvious.
SIGN High School Boys and Indoor Adventures 2
[06:20] ---
Who...the hell are y-you?
[06:25] ---
Here's a recap of last time.
[06:27] ---
People lived in fear of the
demon lord, so the hero, Tadakuni,
[06:30] ---
decided to go on a quest to save them.
SIGN Tadakuni
SIGN Squad Leader
[06:32] ---
Squad Leader.
SIGN Depp
[06:34] ---
Depp.
[06:35] ---
The hot springs owner.
SIGN The Hot Springs Owner
SIGN Malkovich
[06:36] ---
Malkovich.
[06:38] ---
Hopper.
SIGN Hopper
[06:39] ---
Jack.
SIGN Jack
[06:40] ---
Now, a mysterious person stands before them.
[06:50] ---
My child was taken by the demon lord.
[06:53] ---
Please save her, Lord Hero!
[06:57] ---
We cannot ignore a person in need.
[07:00] ---
Let's go, Tadakuni!
[07:02] ---
Who are you?
[07:03] ---
The squad leader.
[07:04] ---
Based on what I've heard, she was
taken to the island to the east.
[07:09] ---
We'll need a boat.
[07:11] ---
Who are you?
[07:12] ---
Jack.
[07:13] ---
Who!?
[07:14] ---
There wasn't anyone in the party named Jack!
[07:17] ---
Keep track!
[07:20] ---
Ouch! Why are you hitting me?
[07:22] ---
So this is the pier?
[07:24] ---
Hey, don't just continue on!
[07:27] ---
If you want to use a boat, you'll need
a permit from the Western Town.
[07:32] ---
Hmm, it can't be helped.
[07:34] ---
We need to head to the
Western Town, Tadakuni.
[07:38] ---
What? You want a permit?
[07:41] ---
All right, an exchange then.
[07:43] ---
Defeat the dragon who lives
on the Northern Mountain.
[07:52] ---
Hey...
[07:53] ---
Why do we have to go so far out
of the way just to save a child?
[07:57] ---
That's the joy of RPGs!
[08:00] ---
You get to enjoy them longer,
so it's fine, right?
[08:02] ---
H-Hang on. I don't know who's who!
[08:06] ---
We're here.
[08:08] ---
This is the Northern Mountain.
[08:10] ---
It's so steep.
[08:12] ---
I'm telling you I don't know what's going on!
[08:17] ---
Th-That noise!
[08:19] ---
Oh no! It's the demon lord!
The demon lord has come!
[08:26] ---
Hurry, Tadakuni! It's the last battle!
[08:28] ---
Huh? Already? But the child!
[08:30] ---
I heard someone rescued her before we could!
[08:32] ---
Hey don't wrap things up all of a sudden!
[08:35] ---
So you've come, demon lord!
[08:38] ---
Prepare yourself!
[08:46] ---
Such strength!
[08:49] ---
Save us, Tada-Tadakuni!
[08:52] ---
Deal with this!
[08:57] ---
Should I save it here?
[08:59] ---
Ah, could you?
SIGN High School Boys and Older Brothers
SIGN Hidenori's Big Brother: Yusuke
[09:26] ---
Okay...
[09:28] ---
So, what is it you wanted to talk about?
[09:30] ---
It's about our brothers.
[09:35] ---
I mean, they're not kids anymore.
[09:38] ---
I really want them to
get their acts together.
[09:42] ---
Yusuke, you're their leader, right?
[09:46] ---
I mean, didn't you all do some kind of weird
improv theater thing in the bedroom?
[09:51] ---
Uh, well, you know...
[09:53] ---
So please, just let them have it.
[09:57] ---
I'm sure they'll listen to you.
[10:01] ---
Yeah, probably.
[10:03] ---
By the way, is that girl who
came with you your girlfriend?
[10:07] ---
Huh? Well, yeah, you know.
[10:12] ---
Yusuke! When will you realize
how I really feel about you!?
[10:17] ---
Wh-What are you talking about!?
[10:19] ---
That girl didn't even flinch.
[10:22] ---
Sorry, I lied.
[10:25] ---
She's from my club at school...
[10:26] ---
Why did you lie like that!? Why did you
pretend to be something you're not!?
[10:30] ---
Does it really matter?
[10:32] ---
Let's get back on topic.
[10:34] ---
And Mei over here has had her
panties stolen several times by them.
[10:40] ---
Now that's terrible.
[10:43] ---
And one of them said something
horrible to me on Christmas...
[10:46] ---
Oh, that, right?
[10:48] ---
That thing that had you wailing
in the middle of town!
[10:51] ---
That was the first time I
ever saw you cry, Tanaka.
[10:54] ---
Damn!
[10:56] ---
What?
[10:57] ---
You're talking like you actually saw it.
[10:59] ---
Oh, uh, no!
[11:01] ---
A picture.
[11:03] ---
Someone sent you a picture.
[11:09] ---
Ow, ouch!
[11:10] ---
Let's have a look at that cell phone.
[11:17] ---
What's this?
[11:21] ---
It hurts...
[11:23] ---
Those are my panties!
[11:34] ---
So, he doesn't have a girlfriend...
SIGN High School Boys and Being True to Yourself
[11:55] ---
Got me again, huh?
[12:04] ---
Damn spirit...
[12:05] ---
No matter how many times you appear behind me,
I have no intention of abandoning this river.
[12:11] ---
In fact, I intend to run you o—
[12:14] ---
What's with that face?
[12:18] ---
Last time, I glared at you for being rude
and now you think I might hate you...
[12:22] ---
No need to worry.
[12:23] ---
High school boys are used to
having their feelings hurt.
[12:28] ---
However, the act of apologizing is good.
[12:32] ---
Rather than getting caught up in delusions,
[12:33] ---
those simple words are sure to be a
valuable experience for you as a person.
[12:41] ---
What are you doing!?
[12:46] ---
What are you doing?
[12:50] ---
That's no good!
[12:54] ---
Whaaat?
[13:02] ---
Please hurry up and open it.
[13:05] ---
Don't just give up!
[13:19] ---
Stop making it worse!
[13:22] ---
Here you are making it harder for someone
who's desperately trying not to laugh!
[13:26] ---
How much longer are you
going to keep this up?
[13:32] ---
Are you some kind of genius?
[13:53] ---
No, I think this is good.
[13:56] ---
There's no reason to put on airs.
[13:59] ---
Go ahead and show every
embarrassing part of yourself.
[14:02] ---
Because that's the real you.
[14:18] ---
Don't worry, I'm not angry.
[14:24] ---
So please, cheer—
[14:35] ---
Okay, now this is bad.
[14:45] ---
Daily Lives of High School Boys
SIGN High School Boys and Plans for the Future
[14:55] ---
Everyone finished?
[14:57] ---
If you are, pass them forward.
SIGN Plans for the Future
[15:06] ---
I'm just throwing this out there, but...
[15:11] ---
You all took this seriously, right?
[15:19] ---
I'm going to check them right here.
SIGN Middle Schooler
[15:24] ---
I knew it!
[15:25] ---
This is what I'm talking about!
[15:27] ---
I'm begging you. Take this seriously!
SIGN Poltergeist
[15:36] ---
Seriously, die.
[15:37] ---
Die now.
SIGN Sports Adventurer
[15:40] ---
Which one!?
SIGN Your Bride
[15:44] ---
Oh my god, gross!
SIGN Science Entertainer
SIGN I don't want to be a lawyer.
[15:50] ---
Then don't write it!
SIGN Go to College
[15:59] ---
You ruined the joke!
SIGN High School Boys and Mitsuo
[16:18] ---
The worst thing about Mitsuo is that when we
go to karaoke, he only sings nursery rhymes!
[16:25] ---
Huh? Is he slow or something?
[16:26] ---
No. Apparently he just likes them...
[16:28] ---
The hell's that about?
[16:30] ---
And apparently, he can't eat kiwis.
[16:33] ---
Huh? Why not?
[16:35] ---
Apparently, he ate one for the
first time in grade school...
[16:38] ---
He tried to eat it whole and the fuzz from
the skin got stuck all over his mouth.
[16:44] ---
What an idiot.
[16:46] ---
Idiot!
[16:47] ---
Since then, whenever he even hears
the word kiwi, his mouth gets like this.
[16:52] ---
He really is an idiot.
[16:54] ---
You know...
[16:55] ---
Mitsuo and I went to the same grade school.
[16:58] ---
When he first got his parents to get
him a cell phone, he was super happy.
[17:02] ---
Then, he shut off all the lights in the
room and told me to call him.
[17:08] ---
I asked him what he was doing.
[17:11] ---
He said, "Look, the electricity's
gonna come here!"
[17:16] ---
It seems he actually thought that you could
see the electricity going into the phone!
[17:21] ---
Idiot!
[17:22] ---
He's a total moron!
[17:24] ---
That reminds me, I screwed with him once.
[17:27] ---
- What?
- How?
[17:29] ---
In grade school,
[17:31] ---
I switched his indoor shoes with a girl's!
SIGN Habara
SIGN Mitsuo
[17:34] ---
What a jerk!
[17:38] ---
It would've been hilarious, but...
[17:42] ---
Neither of them noticed, and they
wore the other's shoes till graduation!
[17:46] ---
Who else but Mitsuo?
[17:48] ---
- He didn't notice!?
- What an idiot!
[17:50] ---
Screwing with him doesn't work!
[17:52] ---
Cuz he's an idiot!
[17:58] ---
Hey!
[18:00] ---
Yo.
[18:04] ---
Oh, that's right! I've got another
good one about Mitsuo!
[18:09] ---
- What is it?
- Seriously?
[18:11] ---
Tell us!
[18:13] ---
You're gonna keep going,
even with me standing right here!?
SIGN High School Boys and Mitsuo 2
[18:29] ---
Y-You guys are horrible,
[18:31] ---
making fun of someone's past!
[18:34] ---
It's not like that!
[18:36] ---
I totally respect you!
[18:39] ---
Because of that one time,
when we were in grade school...
[18:41] ---
when you couldn't eat that
daikon radish and raw fish dish,
[18:45] ---
so you held it in your
mouth until the bell rang,
[18:48] ---
and then booked it out of the classroom
[18:50] ---
and chucked it all into the school pond.
[18:56] ---
Then there was you.
[18:58] ---
Dumping milk, which you couldn't
stand, into your vegetable soup.
[19:01] ---
The whole time I was thinking,
"Won't that just make it even harder to stand?"
[19:04] ---
Who are you to talk about
doing weird stuff like that?
[19:07] ---
Hey, wasn't that me!?
[19:09] ---
That reminds me.
[19:11] ---
There's something I need
to apologize to you for.
[19:14] ---
Oftentimes when we were playing or
something, you'd just start crying,
[19:18] ---
and then you'd run home. Remember?
[19:20] ---
You might've thought that
you had hid it well,
[19:24] ---
but we all knew what was going on.
[19:27] ---
We knew you pooped your pants!
[19:30] ---
Sorry!
[19:31] ---
Hey, that was me, too!
[19:33] ---
How do all of you know so much about me?
[19:36] ---
Why are you guys turning this all on me?
[19:38] ---
Hey, who was that guy who sang as
loud as he could in music class?
[19:43] ---
And then the teacher said, "You're too loud!"
[19:46] ---
That was me!
[19:48] ---
I know about you too, Mitsuo.
[19:51] ---
When you were in fourth grade,
[19:54] ---
you mistakenly sat in a
girl's seat, didn't you?
[19:57] ---
Then, for some reason, the girl who
sat there started crying her eyes out.
[20:02] ---
So then you spent the rest of the
day after school apologizing to her!
[20:08] ---
No.
[20:09] ---
That never happened.
[20:10] ---
Huh?
[20:18] ---
Oh!
[20:19] ---
That may've been me...
[20:20] ---
Like I'd know that!
SIGN Sanada High Class 2-A
Action Play: The Path to Becoming a Hero
[20:29] [SONG] ---
Sad nights envelop us
[20:35] [SONG] ---
However, we still continue to dream
[20:40] [SONG] ---
And that's enough, yeah enough
[20:49] [SONG] ---
So long as I'm alive, I'm
sure I'll see you again
[21:00] [SONG] ---
The sun is watching
[21:10] [SONG] ---
The sun will sing
[21:20] [SONG] ---
Pa pa pa pa rari rapa pa
[21:23] [SONG] ---
Pa pa pa pa rari rapa
[21:25] [SONG] ---
Pa pa pa pa rari rapapa
[21:27] [SONG] ---
Pa pa pa pa pa pa pa
[21:30] [SONG] ---
Pa pa pa pa rarira pa para
[21:32] [SONG] ---
Pa pa pa pa rari ra pa
[21:35] [SONG] ---
Pa pa pa pa rari ra pa pa
[21:37] [SONG] ---
Pa pa pa pa pa pa pa
[21:40] [SONG] ---
I believe in you, the only sun
[21:45] [SONG] ---
Until I reach your house
SIGN High School Girl Power
[22:06] ---
Question one.
[22:07] ---
Who is this?
SIGN Some anime character
[22:14] ---
Correct.
[22:15] ---
Incorrect!
SIGN Belphegor
[22:17] ---
Incorrect!
SIGN Belphegor
[22:18] ---
What in the world!? This has to be right!
[22:22] ---
That is a picture of a
demon on a toilet, right?
[22:25] ---
Isn't that Belphegor?
[22:27] ---
High school girls shouldn't
know the names of demons!
[22:32] ---
It's okay for high school girls to read
the Dictionnaire Infernal, isn't it?
[22:36] ---
Will you shut up!?
[22:42] ---
I came because you said you wanted to
enhance your high school girl power!
[22:46] ---
Yanagi and Ikushima, you're beyond terrible.
[22:49] ---
How can I put this? You two aren't cute.
[22:52] ---
At all.
[22:55] ---
Do you understand what I'm saying?
[22:57] ---
Okay, next question!
[22:59] ---
Who is this?
[23:01] ---
Okay, Ikushima!
[23:02] ---
Um, erm, I don't know!
[23:05] ---
Correct!
[23:06] ---
That's good. Act like an idiot.
[23:09] ---
Now then, who is this?
[23:12] ---
This is tough!
[23:17] ---
Okay, Yanagi!
[23:19] ---
Nobunaga Oda?
[23:23] ---
Incorrect!
[23:25] ---
What the hell!?
[23:26] ---
That's common knowledge, isn't it?
[23:28] ---
Quit chirping, idiots!
[23:31] ---
Pretending you're an idiot without any common
knowledge is part of a high school girl's cuteness!
[23:38] ---
Don't you get it?
[23:39] ---
- Men's brains and eyeballs all drift right he—
- If you complete that thought, we'll get in trouble!
[23:44] ---
Please go home now!
[23:46] ---
That's all for today!
[23:47] ---
It doesn't matter anymore,
just end this already, Habara!
[23:51] ---
See you next week!
SIGN Next time: High School Boys and Comics, etc.
[23:55] ---
- On next week's episode of [redacted]...
- That's wrong!
[24:00] ---
Daily Lives of High School Boys was
bwought to you by ouw sponsows!
SIGN Next time, the new school term finally starts.
SIGN The boys' second year of high school will continue!
[24:05] ---
Why are you doing it like [redacted]?
[24:10] ---
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