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4 - High School Boys and the School Festival etc

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[00:25] [SONG] ---
    tabidatsu yume wo kanadehajime
    saisho no pehji hiraite
[00:43] [SONG] ---
    donna takara yori kagayaku mono mitsuketa
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    furikaereba hora
[00:55] [SONG] ---
    baka mitai ni warau kao ga
    doko mademo susumaseru
[01:02] [SONG] ---
    kono semai heya de kaita monogatari ga
    tsumugu shousetsu no purorohgu
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    ohzora e todokisou na supiido de
    kaji mo torazu hashittekita
[01:23] [SONG] ---
    tabidatsu yume wo kanadehajime
    tsugi no pehji wo hiraki
[01:30] [SONG] ---
    hatenaku tsuzuku yume no umi e
    hikari ka yami ga wakarazuni
[01:40] [SONG] ---
    ichidokiri no bokutachi no tabi
    tsugi no pehji wo sagashite
SIGN    High School Boys and Eavesdropping
[02:05] ---
    Is that Hidenori and Yoshitake?
[02:10] ---
    I wonder what those two talk about
    when it's just the two of them...

[02:20] ---
    And that's that.
[02:21] ---
    Then what happened?
[02:23] ---
    And then, what else appeared
    but the merman's older brother?
[02:28] ---
    Ah, so the little brother
    really did die in an accident.
[02:32] ---
    I have no clue what the
    hell they're talking about!

[02:35] ---
    By the way, yesterday I was watching
    [redacted] and it was really small.
[02:38] ---
    - And now it's getting dirty.
    - I was shocked.
[02:40] ---
    So when the two of them are alone,
    this is what they talk about?

[02:44] ---
    Are they holding back when I'm around?
[02:47] ---
    - Right, right, right.
    - Well, I guess they would talk like this, normally.
[02:53] ---
    In that case, I'm...I'm...
[02:57] ---
    But damn, just how long are you guys
    gonna to talk about dirty stuff?

[03:00] ---
    - By the way, you know the Republocrat Party?
    - Yeah.
[03:02] ---
    They're...
[03:03] ---
    Now they're doing forced
    political conversation?

[03:05] ---
    They're going to finish the Sano Cannon.
[03:07] ---
    The Sano Cannon!? The meteor
    bullets won't reach!
[03:11] ---
    What the hell are they talking about now!?
[03:14] ---
    What's more, they're not talking about
    me at all! Dammit! What is this!?

[03:20] ---
    Now that I think about it,
    maybe we weren't that close after all...

[03:24] ---
    I think it's been over a
    month since we've hung out.

[03:27] ---
    - Shall we go?
    - Yeah.
[03:30] ---
    No, there's still time.
[03:33] ---
    Hidenori and...
[03:36] ---
    Yoshitake...
[03:38] ---
    I need to get closer with them!
[03:41] ---
    Hey, wait!
[03:49] ---
    Huh?
[03:51] ---
    Who are these guys!?
SIGN    Who are these two men who look like Hidenori and Yoshitake?
[03:55] ---
    - Daily Lives of High School Boys...
    - Is brought to you by our sponsors.
[04:00] ---
    Who are you people?
SIGN    Who the hell cares!?
SIGN    High School Boys and the School Festival 1
[04:23] ---
    P-President...
[04:25] ---
    Why are you acting like
    scaredy cats? Let's go!
[04:28] ---
    But President...
[04:30] ---
    This is our first time
    entering an all-boys school.
[04:33] ---
    Reasons like that are why
    boys don't respect you!
[04:36] ---
    Huh? They don't respect us?
[04:40] ---
    Well, I don't actually know.
[04:41] ---
    Today, I will show you the difference in refinement
    between all-girls and all-boys schools!
[04:45] ---
    The difference between these
[04:48] ---
    empty-headed boys and us!
SIGN    Student Council Room
[04:50] ---
    Excuse us!
[05:02] ---
    Did we mistakenly go to the room
    all the hoodlums hang out in?
[05:05] ---
    No, this is definitely
    the student council room.
[05:14] ---
    Who the hell are you all?
[05:18] ---
    Th-Thank you.
[05:20] ---
    Amazing.
[05:23] ---
    Um, w-we're from East Sanada High's
    Student Council...
[05:29] ---
    Hey...
[05:33] ---
    I'm sorry,
[05:35] ---
    but I must ask you all to
    put on these visitor passes.
[05:39] ---
    Oh, is that so? Sorry about that.
    We'll put them on right away.
[05:51] ---
    This student council room sure is well kept.
[05:56] ---
    It's so different from ours, which is always littered
    with papers and gadgets and food and clothes...

[06:04] ---
    So this is an all-boys school...
[06:06] ---
    They are all very attentive
    and well behaved...

SIGN    Male High School Students
[06:11] ---
    Compared to this... Compared to this,
    gi—girl high school students are...
SIGN    Female High School Students
[06:20] ---
    I've had enough!
[06:26] ---
    Someone...
[06:27] ---
    go buy better snacks with this!
[06:30] ---
    No! I'm not upset about the snacks!
[06:33] ---
    In that case, could you tell us what
    offense we have committed?
[06:38] ---
    That's...
[06:41] ---
    I can't say it's because
    I felt inferior to them...

[06:47] ---
    No.
[06:48] ---
    It's nothing.
[06:50] ---
    This sucks!
[06:52] ---
    I'll bet they think I'm weird now!
[06:55] ---
    What a dangerous woman.
[06:57] ---
    Something's wrong with this woman.
[07:00] ---
    This woman has flipped.
SIGN    Everyone thinks she's worse than weird.
[07:05] ---
    Stop that foolishness right now!
[07:09] ---
    Vice President...
[07:11] ---
    I'm the one who invited them.
[07:14] ---
    Student Council President,
    you were here all along?
[07:17] ---
    "Invited"...?
[07:20] ---
    What is this all about?
[07:22] ---
    The school festival.
[07:23] ---
    I don't know what they're thinking, but
    the\nhead honchos want us to do it with East Sanada.
[07:29] ---
    So, I invited them here so
    we could have a meeting.
[07:32] ---
    You should tell us these things
    beforehand to avoid causing trouble...
[07:38] ---
    In any event, I'm looking forward to
    working with you, Miss East Sanada Prez.
[07:44] ---
    Let us both do our best.
[07:46] ---
    Sure.
[07:47] ---
    I'm the president!
[07:49] ---
    Sorry!
[07:51] ---
    Dammit! Making light of us at every chance!
[07:56] ---
    We will definitely win this school festival!
[07:59] ---
    Why is Ringo so upset?
[08:02] ---
    No idea.
SIGN    High School Boys and the School Festival 2
[08:19] ---
    In order to build some hype,
[08:21] ---
    it was decided that the school festival would be
    done by North Sanada and East Sanada together.

[08:27] ---
    Even though it's such a special day...
[08:31] ---
    I'm totally fuming right now!
[08:34] ---
    These dumb high school boys that I so looked
    down on are actually superior to us!

[08:39] ---
    There is only one way for me and my school
    to regain what's left of our shredded dignity!

[08:45] ---
    I must defeat this male
    student council president.

[08:53] ---
    Well, we're here.
[08:55] ---
    We used three whole classrooms for it.
[08:59] ---
    The North High student council...
SIGN    Sweet House Entrance
[09:00] ---
    presents the jumbo haunted house!
[09:03] ---
    We hate that school festival haunted
    houses are often considered cheap,
[09:08] ---
    so we went all-out for this one!
[09:11] ---
    "All-out"? So you're saying
    you're proud of this?
[09:15] ---
    Totally. Super proud.
[09:17] ---
    We want you to try it out.
[09:20] ---
    You'll scream till your vocal cords tear!
[09:22] ---
    Fine, if I can make it through this thing you're so proud
    of without making a peep, it'll be a victory for me!
[09:30] ---
    Sure, if that's how you want to see it.
[09:35] ---
    All right, let's go!
[09:36] ---
    Us, too!?
[09:43] ---
    Welcome...
[09:47] ---
    Excuse me, but could you pick them up?
[09:51] ---
    Those things rolling around over there...
[09:54] ---
    My eyeballs!
[10:05] ---
    Ah, welcome.
[10:07] ---
    Sorry, but this area isn't ready yet.
[10:12] ---
    Could you please come back later?
[10:25] ---
    My heaaad!
[10:28] ---
    Dieee!
[10:31] ---
    I did it! I reached the end!
    I withstood it! I really did! I win!

[10:45] ---
    H-Hey, you got here way too soon!
[10:48] ---
    I haven't even changed yet.
    This is quite a predicament.
[10:52] ---
    But, you did scream just now, didn't you?
[10:55] ---
    - In other words, this is a vic—
    - Dieee!
[10:57] ---
    I'm sorry!
[11:09] ---
    Daily Lives of High School Boys
SIGN    High School Boys and the School Festival 3
[11:21] ---
    Enjoy the school festival!
[11:24] ---
    Have fun!
SIGN    Reception
[11:33] ---
    Reception is usually the student
    council's job, isn't it?
[11:40] ---
    How long do we have to do this?
[11:42] ---
    Huh? I dunno.
[11:44] ---
    - It took me till really late.
    - Really?
[11:51] ---
    Oh, a maid! She's running.
[11:55] ---
    Oh.
[11:58] ---
    I'm amazed anyone would wear that getup.
[12:01] ---
    What are you talking about?
    What's the big deal?
[12:04] ---
    We'd even dance in that.
[12:06] ---
    Oh.
[12:08] ---
    Hmph, women wouldn't even think twice
    about wearing something like that.
[12:14] ---
    Oh.
[12:16] ---
    Even if you searched the world over, the only
    people who would be embarrassed by it are men.
[12:21] ---
    Oh.
[12:23] ---
    Jeez. In addition to being dense,
    guys sure have a high opinion of themselves.
SIGN    She's getting a bit pretentious with her commentary on men.
SIGN    He notices, and says nothing.
[12:46] ---
    Oh my god, you came!
[12:48] ---
    No, no, I'm on duty.
[12:50] ---
    Okay, yeah I'll totally go!
[12:53] ---
    Hey, say hello!
[12:55] ---
    How ya doin'?
[12:57] ---
    Bye! See you later!
[13:01] ---
    Sorry about that.
[13:03] ---
    C'mon, that was a little...
[13:05] ---
    Jeez, don't be petty.
[13:07] ---
    That's the problem with guys.
[13:10] ---
    Oh.
[13:12] ---
    Jeez, you really can't be helped.
    Fix that aspect of yourself.
[13:16] ---
    Oh.
[13:17] ---
    Jeez, guys are also quick
    to get full of themselves.
[13:26] ---
    Excuse me for a moment.
[13:32] ---
    Hi, it's Yoshitake. Would you
    mind trading places with me?
SIGN    10 Minutes Later
[13:42] ---
    Something wrong?
[13:44] ---
    I'm sorry. I was out of line!
[13:47] ---
    Huh?
SIGN    High School Boys and the School Festival 4
[13:56] ---
    How many times must I say
    this before you understand?
[13:59] ---
    This is all for your sake! Please understand!
[14:02] ---
    I shall not simply do whatever I am told!
[14:05] ---
    Please do not always think of me as a child!
[14:09] ---
    I am already surveying the future...
[14:13] ---
    As expected, our clubs are fantastic.
[14:16] ---
    My child!
[14:18] ---
    And thus, I shall set off on my journey!
    Farewell, until we meet again!
[14:28] ---
    That performance was from East Sanada
    High School's drama department.
[14:32] ---
    Next up is a performance
    by their light music club.
[14:35] ---
    How was that, Mr. President?
    We're totally different than you all!

[14:41] ---
    Ringo, would you please chill out?
[14:45] ---
    Huh?
[14:46] ---
    Everyone is enjoying the school festival.
[14:51] ---
    Could you please stop
    with your boorish pride?
[14:57] ---
    Besides...
[14:59] ---
    if we really got serious, it
    wouldn't even be a challenge.
[15:15] ---
    Student Council President!
    What are you doing?
[15:19] ---
    They're asking for a fight, boys!
[15:21] ---
    And we've gotta take them up on it!
[15:24] ---
    Let's leave the hemming and hawing
    behind and settle things.
[15:29] ---
    - Too bad it'll be an overwhelming victory for me...
    - Bring it on!
[15:35] ---
    It's over...
[15:37] ---
    Our commendation-worthy school
    festival has just been destroyed.
[15:41] ---
    You can do it!
[15:42] ---
    - Kill 'im, School Prez!
    - Do your best!
[15:45] ---
    They're loving it!
[15:51] ---
    Sorry, but could you play some BGM?
[15:55] ---
    Got it!
[15:59] ---
    1...2...3...
[16:51] ---
    Prez, hang in there!
[16:53] ---
    You're our representative!
[17:02] ---
    Don't worry. These shoulders
    won't touch the floor!
[17:05] ---
    Because they're carrying all your spirits!
[17:22] ---
    You know, I'm not the type to hit a girl...
[17:40] ---
    I don't really know what kind
    of victory this was, but I won!

[17:44] ---
    This feels so good, I'm
    just gonna go with it!

[17:49] ---
    And that was the battle between the
    presidents of North High and East High.
[17:55] ---
    Don't pass that off as just another event!
[17:58] ---
    Nice, Karasawa!
[17:59] ---
    Once again, this is East
    High's light music club.
[18:09] ---
    Daily Lives of High School Boys
SIGN    High School Boys and Asking for Advice
[18:21] ---
    Later.
[18:22] ---
    Bye.
[18:28] ---
    Nago.
[18:30] ---
    What?
[18:32] ---
    There's something I want
    to talk to you about.
[18:34] ---
    What is it?
[18:37] ---
    How long are you gonna wear that bandanna?
[18:40] ---
    Say something sooner.
[18:46] ---
    No, that wasn't what I wanted to talk about.
[18:49] ---
    Then what?
[18:51] ---
    Recently, my friends have
    been really standoffish.
[18:54] ---
    If something's going on,
    they don't invite me.
[18:59] ---
    So, they don't invite you.
[19:03] ---
    Do you think you're at fault?
[19:06] ---
    Or are they?
[19:08] ---
    Them.
[19:10] ---
    Shall I just go talk to them
    to clear things up quickly?
[19:14] ---
    Stop that. It's embarrassing.
[19:17] ---
    That's what's wrong with you.
[19:19] ---
    If you really are close,
    then don't hide behind pretenses.
[19:23] ---
    Are you just waiting for
    them to ask you? Pathetic.
[19:28] ---
    But I understand how you
    could get all nihilistic.
[19:37] ---
    Got it.
[19:38] ---
    You may be right.
[19:41] ---
    I'll handle this in my own way.
[19:44] ---
    Hidenori...Yoshitake...
[19:48] ---
    Are those your friends?
[19:55] ---
    Go.
[19:58] ---
    What should I do?
[19:59] ---
    What should I say to them?
[20:01] ---
    What are you, a girl!?
[20:03] ---
    You're not fighting or anything,
    so just go talk to them like normal.
[20:12] ---
    Hey, you guys!
[20:16] ---
    Huh?
[20:18] ---
    Who are these guys!?
SIGN    Sanada High Class 2-A
    Action Play: The Path to Becoming a Hero
[20:26] [SONG] ---
    kanashii yoru ga bokura wo tsutsumu
[20:31] [SONG] ---
    keredomo bokura mada mada yume wo miteiru
[20:37] [SONG] ---
    sore dake de juubun sa
[20:46] [SONG] ---
    ikiteireba itsuka mata kimi ni aeru hazusa
[20:57] [SONG] ---
    ohisama wa miteiru
[21:07] [SONG] ---
    ohisama wa utau yo
[21:17] [SONG] ---
    pappappappa rarirappappara
[21:20] [SONG] ---
    pappappappa rarirappa
[21:22] [SONG] ---
    pappappappa rarirappappa
[21:24] [SONG] ---
    pa pa pa pa pa pa pa
[21:27] [SONG] ---
    pappappappa rarirappappara
[21:29] [SONG] ---
    pappappappa rarirappa
[21:32] [SONG] ---
    pappappappa rarirappappa
[21:34] [SONG] ---
    pa pa pa pa pa pa pa
[21:37] [SONG] ---
    shinjiteiruyo ohisama hitotsu
[21:42] [SONG] ---
    kimi no uchi made
SIGN    Jokes
[22:04] ---
    And here's what I think.
[22:06] ---
    Why are high school boys even still alive?
[22:11] ---
    What a horrible thing to say!
[22:13] ---
    Did something happen?
[22:15] ---
    Basically, there's nothing
    interesting to watch about them.
[22:19] ---
    In fact, they're just depressing.
[22:22] ---
    I'm just a high school girl, so I don't really get it,
    but seeing them try to act cool is depressing.
[22:29] ---
    That may be true.
[22:31] ---
    All day long they just knit their brows and
    try way too hard to be bad! It's irritating!
[22:39] ---
    As luck would have it, we have one of
    those typical high school boys next door.
[22:44] ---
    Let's hear what he thinks.
[22:47] ---
    Toshiyuki!
[22:50] ---
    Toshiyuki!
[23:00] ---
    What is it?
[23:01] ---
    Why don't you just die?
[23:03] ---
    Why do you bother to keep on living?
[23:09] ---
    What the hell!? Get down here!
[23:12] ---
    Don't get all high and mighty,
    you pitiful high school boy!
[23:17] ---
    Why do you think you even
    have anything to eat?
[23:20] ---
    It's thanks to the leftovers from the
    popularity of high school girls!
[23:24] ---
    You're not suited for an anime!
[23:26] ---
    - Are you cutting out our screen time?
    - Moron!
[23:30] ---
    Salmonella bacteria!
[23:37] ---
    - Yay! Snacks!
    - Snacks!
[23:40] ---
    What are you two, monkeys at the zoo!?
[23:46] ---
    What are you glaring at me for!? I'm not gonna
    take it from you! You're even worse than them!
SIGN    Next: High School Boys and the Tale of a Great Man, etc.
[23:55] ---
    Next time, Hidenori's memories of youth?
SIGN    The characters keep increasing but, even if you don't remember them, that's not a problem.
[23:59] ---
    - Daily Lives of High School Boys...
    - Was brought to you by our sponsors.
[24:05] ---
    Who the hell are you people!?
SIGN    Oh right, the theme for this last joke is on the bottom cover of the first book of the comic.
SIGN