# 4 - High School Boys and the School Festival etc
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**[00:25] [SONG] ---**
tabidatsu yume wo kanadehajime
saisho no pehji hiraite
**[00:43] [SONG] ---**
donna takara yori kagayaku mono mitsuketa
**[00:53] [SONG] ---**
furikaereba hora
**[00:55] [SONG] ---**
baka mitai ni warau kao ga
doko mademo susumaseru
**[01:02] [SONG] ---**
kono semai heya de kaita monogatari ga
tsumugu shousetsu no purorohgu
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
ohzora e todokisou na supiido de
kaji mo torazu hashittekita
**[01:23] [SONG] ---**
tabidatsu yume wo kanadehajime
tsugi no pehji wo hiraki
**[01:30] [SONG] ---**
hatenaku tsuzuku yume no umi e
hikari ka yami ga wakarazuni
**[01:40] [SONG] ---**
ichidokiri no bokutachi no tabi
tsugi no pehji wo sagashite
***SIGN*** High School Boys and Eavesdropping
**[02:05] ---**
*Is that Hidenori and Yoshitake?*
**[02:10] ---**
*I wonder what those two talk about
when it's just the two of them...*
**[02:20] ---**
And that's that.
**[02:21] ---**
Then what happened?
**[02:23] ---**
And then, what else appeared
but the merman's older brother?
**[02:28] ---**
Ah, so the little brother
really did die in an accident.
**[02:32] ---**
*I have no clue what the
hell they're talking about!*
**[02:35] ---**
By the way, yesterday I was watching
[redacted] and it was really small.
**[02:38] ---**
*- And now it's getting dirty.*
- I was shocked.
**[02:40] ---**
*So when the two of them are alone,
this is what they talk about?*
**[02:44] ---**
*Are they holding back when I'm around?*
**[02:47] ---**
- Right, right, right.
*- Well, I guess they would talk like this, normally.*
**[02:53] ---**
*In that case, I'm...I'm...*
**[02:57] ---**
*But damn, just how long are you guys
gonna to talk about dirty stuff?*
**[03:00] ---**
- By the way, you know the Republocrat Party?
- Yeah.
**[03:02] ---**
They're...
**[03:03] ---**
*Now they're doing forced
political conversation?*
**[03:05] ---**
They're going to finish the Sano Cannon.
**[03:07] ---**
The Sano Cannon!? The meteor
bullets won't reach!
**[03:11] ---**
*What the hell are they talking about now!?*
**[03:14] ---**
*What's more, they're not talking about
me at all! Dammit! What is this!?*
**[03:20] ---**
*Now that I think about it,
maybe we weren't that close after all...*
**[03:24] ---**
*I think it's been over a
month since we've hung out.*
**[03:27] ---**
- Shall we go?
- Yeah.
**[03:30] ---**
*No, there's still time.*
**[03:33] ---**
*Hidenori and...*
**[03:36] ---**
*Yoshitake...*
**[03:38] ---**
*I need to get closer with them!*
**[03:41] ---**
Hey, wait!
**[03:49] ---**
Huh?
**[03:51] ---**
Who are these guys!?
***SIGN*** Who are these two men who look like Hidenori and Yoshitake?
**[03:55] ---**
- *Daily Lives of High School Boys*...
- Is brought to you by our sponsors.
**[04:00] ---**
Who are you people?
***SIGN*** Who the hell cares!?
***SIGN*** High School Boys and the School Festival 1
**[04:23] ---**
P-President...
**[04:25] ---**
Why are you acting like
scaredy cats? Let's go!
**[04:28] ---**
But President...
**[04:30] ---**
This is our first time
entering an all-boys school.
**[04:33] ---**
Reasons like that are why
boys don't respect you!
**[04:36] ---**
Huh? They don't respect us?
**[04:40] ---**
Well, I don't *actually* know.
**[04:41] ---**
Today, I will show you the difference in refinement
between all-girls and all-boys schools!
**[04:45] ---**
The difference between these
**[04:48] ---**
empty-headed boys and us!
***SIGN*** Student Council Room
**[04:50] ---**
Excuse us!
**[05:02] ---**
Did we mistakenly go to the room
all the hoodlums hang out in?
**[05:05] ---**
No, this is definitely
the student council room.
**[05:14] ---**
Who the hell are you all?
**[05:18] ---**
Th-Thank you.
**[05:20] ---**
*Amazing.*
**[05:23] ---**
Um, w-we're from East Sanada High's
Student Council...
**[05:29] ---**
Hey...
**[05:33] ---**
I'm sorry,
**[05:35] ---**
but I must ask you all to
put on these visitor passes.
**[05:39] ---**
Oh, is that so? Sorry about that.
We'll put them on right away.
**[05:51] ---**
*This student council room sure is well kept.*
**[05:56] ---**
*It's so different from ours, which is always littered
with papers and gadgets and food and clothes...*
**[06:04] ---**
*So this is an all-boys school...*
**[06:06] ---**
*They are all very attentive
and well behaved...*
***SIGN*** Male High School Students
**[06:11] ---**
Compared to this... Compared to this,
gi—girl high school students are...
***SIGN*** Female High School Students
**[06:20] ---**
I've had enough!
**[06:26] ---**
Someone...
**[06:27] ---**
go buy better snacks with this!
**[06:30] ---**
No! I'm not upset about the snacks!
**[06:33] ---**
In that case, could you tell us what
offense we have committed?
**[06:38] ---**
That's...
**[06:41] ---**
*I can't say it's because
I felt inferior to them...*
**[06:47] ---**
No.
**[06:48] ---**
It's nothing.
**[06:50] ---**
*This sucks!*
**[06:52] ---**
*I'll bet they think I'm weird now!*
**[06:55] ---**
*What a dangerous woman.*
**[06:57] ---**
*Something's wrong with this woman.*
**[07:00] ---**
*This woman has flipped.*
***SIGN*** Everyone thinks she's worse than weird.
**[07:05] ---**
Stop that foolishness right now!
**[07:09] ---**
Vice President...
**[07:11] ---**
I'm the one who invited them.
**[07:14] ---**
Student Council President,
you were here all along?
**[07:17] ---**
"Invited"...?
**[07:20] ---**
What is this all about?
**[07:22] ---**
The school festival.
**[07:23] ---**
I don't know what they're thinking, but
the\nhead honchos want us to do it with East Sanada.
**[07:29] ---**
So, I invited them here so
we could have a meeting.
**[07:32] ---**
You should tell us these things
beforehand to avoid causing trouble...
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In any event, I'm looking forward to
working with you, Miss East Sanada Prez.
**[07:44] ---**
Let us both do our best.
**[07:46] ---**
Sure.
**[07:47] ---**
I'm the president!
**[07:49] ---**
Sorry!
**[07:51] ---**
Dammit! Making light of us at every chance!
**[07:56] ---**
We will definitely win this school festival!
**[07:59] ---**
Why is Ringo so upset?
**[08:02] ---**
No idea.
***SIGN*** High School Boys and the School Festival 2
**[08:19] ---**
*In order to build some hype,*
**[08:21] ---**
*it was decided that the school festival would be
done by North Sanada and East Sanada together.*
**[08:27] ---**
*Even though it's such a special day...*
**[08:31] ---**
*I'm totally fuming right now!*
**[08:34] ---**
*These dumb high school boys that I so looked
down on are actually superior to us!*
**[08:39] ---**
*There is only one way for me and my school
to regain what's left of our shredded dignity!*
**[08:45] ---**
*I must defeat this male
student council president.*
**[08:53] ---**
Well, we're here.
**[08:55] ---**
We used three whole classrooms for it.
**[08:59] ---**
The North High student council...
***SIGN*** Sweet House Entrance
**[09:00] ---**
presents the jumbo haunted house!
**[09:03] ---**
We hate that school festival haunted
houses are often considered cheap,
**[09:08] ---**
so we went all-out for this one!
**[09:11] ---**
"All-out"? So you're saying
you're proud of this?
**[09:15] ---**
Totally. Super proud.
**[09:17] ---**
We want you to try it out.
**[09:20] ---**
You'll scream till your vocal cords tear!
**[09:22] ---**
Fine, if I can make it through this thing you're so proud
of without making a peep, it'll be a victory for me!
**[09:30] ---**
Sure, if that's how you want to see it.
**[09:35] ---**
All right, let's go!
**[09:36] ---**
Us, too!?
**[09:43] ---**
Welcome...
**[09:47] ---**
Excuse me, but could you pick them up?
**[09:51] ---**
Those things rolling around over there...
**[09:54] ---**
My eyeballs!
**[10:05] ---**
Ah, welcome.
**[10:07] ---**
Sorry, but this area isn't ready yet.
**[10:12] ---**
Could you please come back later?
**[10:25] ---**
My heaaad!
**[10:28] ---**
Dieee!
**[10:31] ---**
*I did it! I reached the end!
I withstood it! I really did! I win!*
**[10:45] ---**
H-Hey, you got here way too soon!
**[10:48] ---**
I haven't even changed yet.
This is quite a predicament.
**[10:52] ---**
But, you did scream just now, didn't you?
**[10:55] ---**
- In other words, this is a vic—
- Dieee!
**[10:57] ---**
I'm sorry!
**[11:09] ---**
*Daily Lives of High School Boys*
***SIGN*** High School Boys and the School Festival 3
**[11:21] ---**
Enjoy the school festival!
**[11:24] ---**
Have fun!
***SIGN*** Reception
**[11:33] ---**
Reception is usually the student
council's job, isn't it?
**[11:40] ---**
How long do we have to do this?
**[11:42] ---**
Huh? I dunno.
**[11:44] ---**
- It took me till really late.
- Really?
**[11:51] ---**
Oh, a maid! She's running.
**[11:55] ---**
Oh.
**[11:58] ---**
I'm amazed anyone would wear that getup.
**[12:01] ---**
What are you talking about?
What's the big deal?
**[12:04] ---**
We'd even dance in that.
**[12:06] ---**
Oh.
**[12:08] ---**
Hmph, women wouldn't even think twice
about wearing something like that.
**[12:14] ---**
Oh.
**[12:16] ---**
Even if you searched the world over, the only
people who would be embarrassed by it are men.
**[12:21] ---**
Oh.
**[12:23] ---**
Jeez. In addition to being dense,
guys sure have a high opinion of themselves.
***SIGN*** She's getting a bit pretentious with her commentary on men.
***SIGN*** He notices, and says nothing.
**[12:46] ---**
Oh my god, you came!
**[12:48] ---**
No, no, I'm on duty.
**[12:50] ---**
Okay, yeah I'll totally go!
**[12:53] ---**
Hey, say hello!
**[12:55] ---**
How ya doin'?
**[12:57] ---**
Bye! See you later!
**[13:01] ---**
Sorry about that.
**[13:03] ---**
C'mon, that was a little...
**[13:05] ---**
Jeez, don't be petty.
**[13:07] ---**
That's the problem with guys.
**[13:10] ---**
Oh.
**[13:12] ---**
Jeez, you really can't be helped.
Fix that aspect of yourself.
**[13:16] ---**
Oh.
**[13:17] ---**
Jeez, guys are also quick
to get full of themselves.
**[13:26] ---**
Excuse me for a moment.
**[13:32] ---**
Hi, it's Yoshitake. Would you
mind trading places with me?
***SIGN*** 10 Minutes Later
**[13:42] ---**
Something wrong?
**[13:44] ---**
I'm sorry. I was out of line!
**[13:47] ---**
Huh?
***SIGN*** High School Boys and the School Festival 4
**[13:56] ---**
How many times must I say
this before you understand?
**[13:59] ---**
This is all for your sake! Please understand!
**[14:02] ---**
I shall not simply do whatever I am told!
**[14:05] ---**
Please do not always think of me as a child!
**[14:09] ---**
I am already surveying the future...
**[14:13] ---**
*As expected, our clubs are fantastic.*
**[14:16] ---**
My child!
**[14:18] ---**
And thus, I shall set off on my journey!
Farewell, until we meet again!
**[14:28] ---**
That performance was from East Sanada
High School's drama department.
**[14:32] ---**
Next up is a performance
by their light music club.
**[14:35] ---**
*How was that, Mr. President?
We're totally different than you all!*
**[14:41] ---**
Ringo, would you please chill out?
**[14:45] ---**
Huh?
**[14:46] ---**
Everyone is enjoying the school festival.
**[14:51] ---**
Could you please stop
with your boorish pride?
**[14:57] ---**
Besides...
**[14:59] ---**
if we really got serious, it
wouldn't even be a challenge.
**[15:15] ---**
Student Council President!
What are you doing?
**[15:19] ---**
They're asking for a fight, boys!
**[15:21] ---**
And we've gotta take them up on it!
**[15:24] ---**
Let's leave the hemming and hawing
behind and settle things.
**[15:29] ---**
- Too bad it'll be an overwhelming victory for me...
- Bring it on!
**[15:35] ---**
It's over...
**[15:37] ---**
Our commendation-worthy school
festival has just been destroyed.
**[15:41] ---**
You can do it!
**[15:42] ---**
- Kill 'im, School Prez!
- Do your best!
**[15:45] ---**
*They're loving it!*
**[15:51] ---**
Sorry, but could you play some BGM?
**[15:55] ---**
Got it!
**[15:59] ---**
1...2...3...
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Prez, hang in there!
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You're our representative!
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Don't worry. These shoulders
won't touch the floor!
**[17:05] ---**
Because they're carrying all your spirits!
**[17:22] ---**
You know, I'm not the type to hit a girl...
**[17:40] ---**
*I don't really know what kind
of victory this was, but I won!*
**[17:44] ---**
*This feels so good, I'm
just gonna go with it!*
**[17:49] ---**
And that was the battle between the
presidents of North High and East High.
**[17:55] ---**
Don't pass that off as just another event!
**[17:58] ---**
*Nice, Karasawa!*
**[17:59] ---**
Once again, this is East
High's light music club.
**[18:09] ---**
*Daily Lives of High School Boys*
***SIGN*** High School Boys and Asking for Advice
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Later.
**[18:22] ---**
Bye.
**[18:28] ---**
Nago.
**[18:30] ---**
What?
**[18:32] ---**
There's something I want
to talk to you about.
**[18:34] ---**
What is it?
**[18:37] ---**
How long are you gonna wear that bandanna?
**[18:40] ---**
Say something sooner.
**[18:46] ---**
No, that wasn't what I wanted to talk about.
**[18:49] ---**
Then what?
**[18:51] ---**
Recently, my friends have
been really standoffish.
**[18:54] ---**
If something's going on,
they don't invite me.
**[18:59] ---**
So, they don't invite you.
**[19:03] ---**
Do you think you're at fault?
**[19:06] ---**
Or are they?
**[19:08] ---**
Them.
**[19:10] ---**
Shall I just go talk to them
to clear things up quickly?
**[19:14] ---**
Stop that. It's embarrassing.
**[19:17] ---**
That's what's wrong with you.
**[19:19] ---**
If you really are close,
then don't hide behind pretenses.
**[19:23] ---**
Are you just waiting for
them to ask you? Pathetic.
**[19:28] ---**
But I understand how you
could get all nihilistic.
**[19:37] ---**
Got it.
**[19:38] ---**
You may be right.
**[19:41] ---**
I'll handle this in my own way.
**[19:44] ---**
Hidenori...Yoshitake...
**[19:48] ---**
Are those your friends?
**[19:55] ---**
Go.
**[19:58] ---**
What should I do?
**[19:59] ---**
What should I say to them?
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What are you, a girl!?
**[20:03] ---**
You're not fighting or anything,
so just go talk to them like normal.
**[20:12] ---**
Hey, you guys!
**[20:16] ---**
Huh?
**[20:18] ---**
Who *are* these guys!?
***SIGN*** Sanada High Class 2-A
Action Play: *The Path to Becoming a Hero*
**[20:26] [SONG] ---**
kanashii yoru ga bokura wo tsutsumu
**[20:31] [SONG] ---**
keredomo bokura mada mada yume wo miteiru
**[20:37] [SONG] ---**
sore dake de juubun sa
**[20:46] [SONG] ---**
ikiteireba itsuka mata kimi ni aeru hazusa
**[20:57] [SONG] ---**
ohisama wa miteiru
**[21:07] [SONG] ---**
ohisama wa utau yo
**[21:17] [SONG] ---**
pappappappa rarirappappara
**[21:20] [SONG] ---**
pappappappa rarirappa
**[21:22] [SONG] ---**
pappappappa rarirappappa
**[21:24] [SONG] ---**
pa pa pa pa pa pa pa
**[21:27] [SONG] ---**
pappappappa rarirappappara
**[21:29] [SONG] ---**
pappappappa rarirappa
**[21:32] [SONG] ---**
pappappappa rarirappappa
**[21:34] [SONG] ---**
pa pa pa pa pa pa pa
**[21:37] [SONG] ---**
shinjiteiruyo ohisama hitotsu
**[21:42] [SONG] ---**
kimi no uchi made
***SIGN*** Jokes
**[22:04] ---**
And here's what I think.
**[22:06] ---**
Why are high school boys even still alive?
**[22:11] ---**
What a horrible thing to say!
**[22:13] ---**
Did something happen?
**[22:15] ---**
Basically, there's nothing
interesting to watch about them.
**[22:19] ---**
In fact, they're just depressing.
**[22:22] ---**
I'm just a high school girl, so I don't really get it,
but seeing them try to act cool is depressing.
**[22:29] ---**
That may be true.
**[22:31] ---**
All day long they just knit their brows and
try way too hard to be bad! It's irritating!
**[22:39] ---**
As luck would have it, we have one of
those typical high school boys next door.
**[22:44] ---**
Let's hear what he thinks.
**[22:47] ---**
Toshiyuki!
**[22:50] ---**
Toshiyuki!
**[23:00] ---**
What is it?
**[23:01] ---**
Why don't you just die?
**[23:03] ---**
Why do you bother to keep on living?
**[23:09] ---**
What the hell!? Get down here!
**[23:12] ---**
Don't get all high and mighty,
you pitiful high school boy!
**[23:17] ---**
Why do you think you even
have anything to eat?
**[23:20] ---**
It's thanks to the leftovers from the
popularity of high school girls!
**[23:24] ---**
You're not suited for an anime!
**[23:26] ---**
- Are you cutting out our screen time?
- Moron!
**[23:30] ---**
Salmonella bacteria!
**[23:37] ---**
- Yay! Snacks!
- Snacks!
**[23:40] ---**
What are you two, monkeys at the zoo!?
**[23:46] ---**
What are you glaring at me for!? I'm not gonna
take it from you! You're even worse than them!
***SIGN*** Next: High School Boys and the Tale of a Great Man, etc.
**[23:55] ---**
Next time, Hidenori's memories of youth?
***SIGN*** The characters keep increasing but, even if you don't remember them, that's not a problem.
**[23:59] ---**
- *Daily Lives of High School Boys*...
- Was brought to you by our sponsors.
**[24:05] ---**
Who the hell are you people!?
***SIGN*** Oh right, the theme for this last joke is on the bottom cover of the first book of the comic.
***SIGN***