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12 - High School Boys and... etc

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SIGN    Demons
[00:16] ---
    Whenever I approach Toshiyuki from behind...
[00:19] ---
    he notices me before I can even talk to him.
[00:24] ---
    When we're talking face to face,
[00:28] ---
    he always keeps both hands free.
[00:32] ---
    Whenever we sit on a bench,
[00:36] ---
    he moves away.
[00:39] ---
    When I laugh loudly,
[00:43] ---
    his face starts to sweat.
[00:47] ---
    When I touch him,
[00:49] ---
    he puts his hand on the
    pen in his breast pocket.

[00:54] ---
    When I return something I borrowed,
[00:57] ---
    he sprays it with something.
SIGN    Antibacterial Spray
[01:02] ---
    Thinking about these things,
[01:06] ---
    Toshiyuki...
[01:08] ---
    Maybe Toshiyuki...
[01:11] ---
    has special feelings for me...
[01:17] ---
    No, I must stop this line of thinking.
    I'm sure I'm mistaken.

[01:21] ---
    You're right, in a way.
[01:22] ---
    In a way.
SIGN    Sanada High Class 2-A
    Action Play: The Path to Becoming a Hero
[01:30] [SONG] ---
    kanashii yoru ga bokura wo tsutsumu
[01:35] [SONG] ---
    keredomo bokura mada mada yume wo miteiru
[01:41] [SONG] ---
    sore dake de juubun sa
[01:50] [SONG] ---
    ikiteireba itsuka mata kimi ni aeru hazusa
[02:01] [SONG] ---
    ohisama wa miteiru
[02:11] [SONG] ---
    ohisama wa utau yo
[02:21] [SONG] ---
    pappappappa rarirappappara
[02:23] [SONG] ---
    pappappappa rarirappa
[02:26] [SONG] ---
    pappappappa rarirappappa
[02:28] [SONG] ---
    pa pa pa pa pa pa pa
[02:31] [SONG] ---
    pappappappa rarirappappara
[02:33] [SONG] ---
    pappappappa rarirappa
[02:36] [SONG] ---
    pappappappa rarirappappa
[02:38] [SONG] ---
    pa pa pa pa pa pa pa
[02:41] [SONG] ---
    shinjiteiruyo ohisama hitotsu
[02:46] [SONG] ---
    kimi no uchi made
SIGN    High School Boys and Lies
[03:00] ---
    Hey, there's something I wanna ask you.
[03:04] ---
    What's Twitter?
[03:09] ---
    Something that celebrities
    tweet about on the internet.
[03:13] ---
    "I ate a Twitter."
[03:15] ---
    So it's food?
[03:17] ---
    It's Italian food.
[03:18] ---
    It's a type of pasta made from flour.
[03:21] ---
    It's known for how difficult
    it is to prepare it.
[03:25] ---
    It can only be made by a true Italian chef.
[03:28] ---
    It's a rare delicacy, which is the only
    reason it's so popular, I'd wager.
[03:34] ---
    There's one more thing I want to ask.
[03:37] ---
    What's ESP?
[03:39] ---
    It's an international standard.
[03:41] ---
    "Environmental Safety and Protection,"
    abbreviated as "ESP."
[03:44] ---
    So that's what it is...
[03:46] ---
    It's a system set up to help
    businesses voluntarily participate
[03:49] ---
    in activities to protect the environment.
[03:52] ---
    I'm sure you often see products
    with the ESP mark on them.
[03:58] ---
    I see, so it has to do with the environment.
[04:03] ---
    What's tsundere?
[04:05] ---
    It's a word that ascribes having romantic
    feelings to an abnormally aggressive degree.
[04:09] ---
    It's jargon used by American
    criminal psychologists.
[04:13] ---
    Apparently, those afflicted with it are committing
    more and more murders each year.
[04:17] ---
    What's doya face?
[04:18] ---
    In the Hokkaido dialect,
    it means "a face like straw sandals."
[04:22] ---
    What's agepoyo?
[04:24] ---
    It's the name of a comic that ran
    in a children's magazine in 1981.
[04:28] ---
    For some reason, it's experiencing
    a revival these days.
[04:32] ---
    What's MMORPG?
[04:35] ---
    It's a large-scale online game that can be
    played simultaneously by multiple users.
[04:43] ---
    So you know that one, huh?
[04:48] ---
    The final episode of Daily Lives of High School Boys
    will also be presented halfassedly by our sponsors.
SIGN    This is the last episode, so we did it in the highly unique "Ending First" format.
[04:54] ---
    Don't say "halfassedly"!
SIGN    Please enjoy this final episode of
    Daily Lives of High School Boys.
SIGN    High School Boys and Crane Games
[05:15] ---
    Dude, not even close.
[05:17] ---
    Just give it up.
[05:19] ---
    You've failed like ten times already.
[05:22] ---
    It can't be helped. Just
    give up and leave it to me.
[05:25] ---
    C-Can you do it?
[05:28] ---
    Watch this.
[05:36] ---
    Dude, not even close!
[05:38] ---
    - See?
    - See what!?
[05:40] ---
    How much cash do you have on you?
[05:42] ---
    Hell no. I'm not lending you any.
[05:44] ---
    I'm begging you.
[05:48] ---
    Nice! I did it!
[05:53] ---
    Huh?
[05:54] ---
    Huh?
[06:01] ---
    I don't have any more money.
[06:03] ---
    Maybe it'll fall if we shake it...
SIGN    Good children should not do this.
[06:12] ---
    No good. It won't budge.
[06:19] ---
    Dude, just give it up.
[06:21] ---
    Huh?
[06:22] ---
    Isn't that...your little sister?
[06:27] ---
    Hey, don't bother. That thing's
    just a waste of money.
SIGN    Good children should not do this.
[06:41] ---
    What the hell...
[06:43] ---
    is that girl?
SIGN    High School Boys and Shop Clerks
[06:58] ---
    All right!
[07:00] ---
    Go!
[07:06] ---
    It didn't even budge.
[07:11] ---
    This is bad!
[07:12] ---
    It's bad to spend any more time than
    this trying to get an anime girl figure.

[07:16] ---
    
"What's bad?" you ask?
    The fact that it's embarrassing!

[07:20] ---
    "Do you want the figure that badly?"
[07:22] ---
    I couldn't stand anyone
    thinking of me like that!

[07:26] ---
    No. It's not that I want the figure!
[07:28] ---
    I want that feeling of accomplishment that
    comes from winning a difficult game!

[07:33] ---
    And since I can't explain
    that to the people around me,

[07:36] ---
    I'll just go with, "Yes. I
    like anime girl figures."

[07:41] ---
    But if I leave now, I know I'll regret it.
[07:44] ---
    I want to avoid that.
[07:47] ---
    No matter what it takes,
    I will take you home.

[07:50] ---
    Um...
[07:51] ---
    Huh?
[07:53] ---
    Oh crap!
[07:56] ---
    Shall I reposition it for you?
[08:02] ---
    The attendant was watching!?
[08:04] ---
    Watching me waste a grip of money trying to
    get this anime girl figure? How embarrassing!

[08:09] ---
    You've got it all wrong.
[08:11] ---
    I want you to understand that it's not the
    figure, but the crane game that I like!

[08:15] ---
    I know that might just sound like an excuse,
[08:17] ---
    so I guess it'd be a useless struggle...
[08:21] ---
    Reposition it?
[08:22] ---
    Well, you don't need to do all that.
[08:26] ---
    But maybe...
[08:28] ---
    But you were really tenacious.
[08:31] ---
    Damn, she's really straightforward!
[08:34] ---
    The worst part of all this
    is her beautiful eyes!

[08:38] ---
    She's not pitying me.
[08:40] ---
    They're simply saying that she
    wants to help out a customer.

[08:44] ---
    P-P-Please...
[08:47] ---
    Okay!
[08:48] ---
    I totally just became a guy who's
    really got a thing for figures...

[08:54] ---
    She's watching me from
    behind. Staring at my back!

[09:02] ---
    He got the figure! Congratulations!
[09:07] ---
    Please come again!
[09:09] ---
    Do you think I'll ever
    set foot in here again!?
SIGN    High School Boys and Enthusiasm
[09:21] ---
    Hang on a second!
[09:24] ---
    What?
[09:25] ---
    Don't what me! Today is your
    day for classroom cleanup!
[09:28] ---
    What are you trying to go home for?
[09:33] ---
    I had someone switch with me
    cuz I have something to do.
[09:37] ---
    I-In that case, you should've
    told me right away.
[09:42] ---
    Eh...uh...sorry...
[09:49] ---
    What do you think about that?
[09:51] ---
    How do you mean?
[09:53] ---
    A girl who pesters one
    person more than others.
[09:58] ---
    Are you trying to say this is my fault?
[10:01] ---
    - To begin with, you—
    - No, that wasn't my intention.
[10:09] ---
    Well, whatever.
[10:11] ---
    I'm sure they've known each
    other for a long time.
[10:14] ---
    Miss Kagaya, calm down.
[10:17] ---
    He just called her "Miss"! They can't have known
    each other for long! They aren't close at all!
[10:22] ---
    Well, it could just be that Miss Kagaya
    has a strong sense of responsibility.
[10:28] ---
    Wh-What is this thing you have to do?
[10:30] ---
    Take me with you!
[10:32] ---
    She's being totally unreasonable!
    There's no sense of responsibility there!
[10:38] ---
    How can she have so much enthusiasm about
    what someone of the opposite sex is doing!?
[10:43] ---
    I don't get it...
[10:45] ---
    She's very true to her desires...
[10:51] ---
    What do you think about that, Yassan?
[11:02] ---
    I don't like it!
[11:06] ---
    Doing something so embarrassing!
[11:08] ---
    Can't she look at herself objectively?
[11:12] ---
    If it were me, I definitely wouldn't
    cause trouble for the other person!
[11:18] ---
    I see...
[11:20] ---
    Well, that doesn't sound like someone who chased
    a guy from a different school to the next town.
[11:26] ---
    You're famous.
SIGN    Student Council Room
SIGN    High School Boys and Come Ons
[11:40] ---
    There's nothing to do.
[11:44] ---
    Let's go hang out somewhere!
[11:50] ---
    This is gonna set us back.
[11:51] ---
    We've got a lot of things to do...
[11:53] ---
    Why is she even coming to our school anyway?
[11:57] ---
    Huh? Where is Ringo?
[11:59] ---
    Isn't that her?
[12:04] ---
    Hey, sweet cheeks!
[12:06] ---
    How about hangin' with us for a bit?
[12:10] ---
    Just a little, okay...?
[12:15] ---
    Why are you eating so fast!?
[12:16] ---
    It's not like we're trying
    to take that away from you!
[12:20] ---
    She's getting hit on!
[12:23] ---
    What are you doing?
[12:25] ---
    Please don't go off on your own.
[12:28] ---
    So, what should we do now?
[12:33] ---
    Ringo, is there anywhere you want to go?
[12:39] ---
    She's getting hit on again...
[12:43] ---
    I'm begging you, please don't
    wander away from us like that.
[12:46] ---
    Why do you make it so easy for
    people to get involved with you?
[12:50] ---
    I wanna eat that!
[12:51] ---
    Are you even listening?
[12:52] ---
    Hey! How about grabbing a bite?
[12:56] ---
    She got hit on instantly!
[13:02] ---
    We need to go. Let's book it!
[13:05] ---
    Hang on a sec.
[13:06] ---
    This guy's...
[13:10] ---
    President!!!
SIGN    High School Boys and Frankfurters
[14:12] ---
    A b-bug?
[14:31] ---
    Oh well...
[14:34] ---
    We went through all that for nothing.
SIGN    High School Boys and...
[14:51] ---
    All right.
[14:53] ---
    See ya!
[15:01] ---
    The same ol' morning.
[15:03] ---
    The same ol' town.
[15:05] ---
    The same ol' trip to school.
[15:08] ---
    However...
[15:09] ---
    these mundane days end today.
[15:12] ---
    Because our graduation ceremony is today.
[15:17] ---
    Hey, Tadakuni!
[15:21] ---
    Yo!
[15:22] ---
    Hidenori, Yoshitake.
[15:32] ---
    So, we're finally gonna graduate...
[15:35] ---
    Tadakuni's going to Tokyo.
[15:38] ---
    Yoshitake to Osaka.
[15:39] ---
    I'm staying here. So, the three
    of us are gonna split up.
[15:43] ---
    Even if we will be separated,
    we're friends for life.
[15:47] ---
    Yeah!
[15:49] ---
    Let's go.
[15:51] ---
    It's the beginning of our new journey!
[15:54] ---
    Yeah!
SIGN    Graduation Ceremony
SIGN    North Sanada Prefectural High School 21st Commencement
[16:10] ---
    "When you graduate, what will you know?"
[16:14] ---
    "What will remain, other than memories?"
[16:18] ---
    Someone once said that,
[16:21] ---
    but at least for me,
[16:23] ---
    these high school days that felt like
    they would last forever,

[16:27] ---
    were a major point in my life.
[16:35] ---
    Hey, you're too big to cry!
[16:38] ---
    But!
[16:41] ---
    As the student council president of
    North Sanada, it's unseemly.
[16:46] ---
    You guys!
[16:49] ---
    Heading off with a weird spectacle...
[16:52] ---
    It can't be helped.
[16:54] ---
    President!
[16:56] ---
    Ringo!
[16:57] ---
    Whaddaya talking about?
    You're the president now, right?
[17:02] ---
    President!
[17:05] ---
    And thus you graduate and leave
    this place to the next president.
[17:10] ---
    That's what a student council president does.
[17:12] ---
    A word, President.
[17:14] ---
    The only president to us, is you, President.
SIGN    Celebrate! Graduation!!
SIGN    We love North Sanada!!!
[17:37] ---
    The real thing...
SIGN    To myself in 10 years. Have I become a hero?
[18:02] ---
    Idiot.
[18:04] ---
    Like I really could be...
[18:25] ---
    The winds are lashing out today.
[18:29] ---
    However, this wind is softly weeping.
[18:35] ---
    It isn't crying from sadness.
[18:40] ---
    Joy can cause tears as well, no?
[18:44] ---
    Come, before these winds die down.
[19:03] ---
    Big brother.
[19:10] ---
    Little sister...
[19:12] ---
    Um...
[19:13] ---
    Erm...
[19:16] ---
    Congratulations on graduating!
[19:26] ---
    Tadakuni...
[19:34] ---
    Um...
[19:36] ---
    I thought forever about
    whether or not to say this...
[19:40] ---
    But I heard you were going to Tokyo.
[19:43] ---
    So, well...
[19:48] ---
    Before you went, I had to say this...
[19:53] ---
    H-H-Hang on a second.
[19:57] ---
    Who...are you?
[20:00] ---
    How awful!
[20:02] ---
    I can't believe you don't remember me!
[20:05] ---
    Erm, I-I'm sorry, it's
    just...where did we meet?
[20:12] ---
    You said you wanted to see me again,
    so I came through the mirror.
[20:30] ---
    Man, it was all a dream!?
[20:32] [SONG] ---
    tabidatsu yume wo kanadehajime
    saisho no pehji hiraite
[20:32] ---
    Begin playing a dream of setting out on a quest
    Flip to the first page
[20:42] [SONG] ---
    donna konnan demo arashi ya kuroi ame mo
[20:42] ---
    No matter the difficulty
    Storms and black rain
[20:53] [SONG] ---
    oikaze ni notte dokomademo
    dare mo todokanai basho de matteiru kara
[20:53] ---
    We'll catch the tailwind and be
    waiting someplace no one else can go
[21:02] [SONG] ---
    kono hiroi umi de kaita monogatari ga
[21:02] ---
    This tale we've written on the vast ocean
SIGN    kuuhaku no chizu wo umeteyuku
[21:07] ---
    We'll continue to fill in
    the blank parts of this map
[21:12] [SONG] ---
    mada minu basho ni kibou wo mite
    kazoekirenai kanashimi wo
[21:12] ---
    We shall continue to gaze at hope in an unknown place
    Amidst the countless sadnesses
[21:22] [SONG] ---
    makkuro na hikari wo mitemo
    kaze wa itsudemo aru kara
[21:22] ---
    Even though we see the pitch-black light
    Because the wind is there
[21:30] [SONG] ---
    ohzora e todokisou na supiido de
[21:30] ---
    At a speed that seems like
    it will reach the skies
[21:35] [SONG] ---
    kaji mo torazu hashittekita
[21:35] ---
    I've come this far without
    gripping the rudder
[21:40] [SONG] ---
    tabidatsu yume wo kanadehajime
    tsugi no pehji wo hiraite
[21:40] ---
    Begin playing a dream of setting out on a quest
    Flip to the next page
[21:58] [SONG] ---
    bokura no monogatari
    tsugi no pehji wo sagashite
[21:58] ---
    For our tale
    Let's search for the next page
[22:14] ---
    See ya!
[22:16] ---
    I'm gonna be late!
[22:17] ---
    My name's Tadakuni.
[22:20] ---
    I live in a really normal town, go to a really
    normal school and live a really normal life.

[22:26] ---
    Heeeyyy, Tadakuni!
[22:27] ---
    'Sup Yoshitake? What the hell are you eating?
[22:30] ---
    Leftover cheese fondue from last night.
[22:32] ---
    C'mon, bro. Munchin' on a slice of toast when
    you're running late is the standard trope.
[22:38] ---
    You're one to talk!
[22:42] ---
    The daily lives of us stupid, overly self-conscious,
    incorrigible friends will continue on!

[22:52] ---
    Our journey has just begun!
SIGN    Fin
SIGN    Celebrate! Graduation!!
[23:03] ---
    Celebrate! Graduation!
[23:05] ---
    For our graduation trip,
    we've come to London!
SIGN    The trio head to London
[23:08] ---
    Yanagin!
[23:09] ---
    Ikushima!
[23:10] ---
    Habara! Trio!
[23:11] ---
    However!
[23:12] ---
    Waiting there was our
    archenemy, Silver Devil!
[23:26] ---
    Who will win? Arch Demon or Silver Devil?
[23:30] ---
    High School Girls Are Funky: The Movie!
    Arch Demon Vs. Silver Devil.
Coming soon!
SIGN    High School Girls Are Funky: The Movie
    Arch Demon Vs. Silver Devil

[23:36] ---
    We aren't doing anything like that!
[23:40] ---
    Okay, that's the end of that.
[23:43] ---
    Huh? It's over already?
SIGN    This is the end of Daily Lives of High School Boys
    (Season 1). Thank you for watching.
[23:45] ---
    Daily Lives of High School Boys was
    halfassedly presented by our sponsors.
SIGN    Let's meet again in Daily Lives of High School Boys
    (Season 2). It'll be live action with hot male actors. (JK)
[23:51] ---
    Don't say "halfassedly"!
[23:52] ---