# 12 - High School Boys and... etc
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***SIGN*** Demons
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*Whenever I approach Toshiyuki from behind...*
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*he notices me before I can even talk to him.*
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*When we're talking face to face,*
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*he always keeps both hands free.*
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*Whenever we sit on a bench,*
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*he moves away.*
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*When I laugh loudly,*
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*his face starts to sweat.*
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*When I touch him,*
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*he puts his hand on the
pen in his breast pocket.*
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*When I return something I borrowed,*
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*he sprays it with something.*
***SIGN*** Antibacterial Spray
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*Thinking about these things,*
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*Toshiyuki...*
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*Maybe Toshiyuki...*
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*has special feelings for me...*
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*No, I must stop this line of thinking.
I'm sure I'm mistaken.*
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You're right, in a way.
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In a way.
***SIGN*** Sanada High Class 2-A
Action Play: *The Path to Becoming a Hero*
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kanashii yoru ga bokura wo tsutsumu
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keredomo bokura mada mada yume wo miteiru
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sore dake de juubun sa
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ikiteireba itsuka mata kimi ni aeru hazusa
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ohisama wa miteiru
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ohisama wa utau yo
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pappappappa rarirappappara
**[02:23] [SONG] ---**
pappappappa rarirappa
**[02:26] [SONG] ---**
pappappappa rarirappappa
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pa pa pa pa pa pa pa
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pappappappa rarirappappara
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pappappappa rarirappa
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pappappappa rarirappappa
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pa pa pa pa pa pa pa
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shinjiteiruyo ohisama hitotsu
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kimi no uchi made
***SIGN*** High School Boys and Lies
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Hey, there's something I wanna ask you.
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What's Twitter?
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Something that celebrities
tweet about on the internet.
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"I ate a Twitter."
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So it's food?
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It's Italian food.
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It's a type of pasta made from flour.
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It's known for how difficult
it is to prepare it.
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It can only be made by a true Italian chef.
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It's a rare delicacy, which is the only
reason it's so popular, I'd wager.
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There's one more thing I want to ask.
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What's ESP?
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It's an international standard.
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"Environmental Safety and Protection,"
abbreviated as "ESP."
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So that's what it is...
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It's a system set up to help
businesses voluntarily participate
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in activities to protect the environment.
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I'm sure you often see products
with the ESP mark on them.
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I see, so it has to do with the environment.
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What's tsundere?
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It's a word that ascribes having romantic
feelings to an abnormally aggressive degree.
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It's jargon used by American
criminal psychologists.
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Apparently, those afflicted with it are committing
more and more murders each year.
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What's doya face?
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In the Hokkaido dialect,
it means "a face like straw sandals."
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What's agepoyo?
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It's the name of a comic that ran
in a children's magazine in 1981.
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For some reason, it's experiencing
a revival these days.
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What's MMORPG?
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It's a large-scale online game that can be
played simultaneously by multiple users.
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*So you know that one, huh?*
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The final episode of *Daily Lives of High School Boys*
will also be presented halfassedly by our sponsors.
***SIGN*** This is the last episode, so we did it in the highly unique "Ending First" format.
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Don't say "halfassedly"!
***SIGN*** Please enjoy this final episode of
*Daily Lives of High School Boys.*
***SIGN*** High School Boys and Crane Games
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Dude, not even close.
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Just give it up.
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You've failed like ten times already.
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It can't be helped. Just
give up and leave it to me.
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C-Can you do it?
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Watch this.
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Dude, not even close!
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- See?
- See what!?
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How much cash do you have on you?
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Hell no. I'm not lending you any.
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I'm begging you.
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Nice! I did it!
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Huh?
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Huh?
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I don't have any more money.
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Maybe it'll fall if we shake it...
***SIGN*** *Good children should not do this.
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No good. It won't budge.
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Dude, just give it up.
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Huh?
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Isn't that...your little sister?
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Hey, don't bother. That thing's
just a waste of money.
***SIGN*** *Good children should not do this.
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What the hell...
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is that girl?
***SIGN*** High School Boys and Shop Clerks
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*All right!*
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*Go!*
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*It didn't even budge.*
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*This is bad!*
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*It's bad to spend any more time than
this trying to get an anime girl figure.*
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*"What's bad?" you ask?
The fact that it's embarrassing!*
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*"Do you want the figure that badly?"*
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*I couldn't stand anyone
thinking of me like that!*
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*No. It's not that I want the figure!*
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*I want that feeling of accomplishment that
comes from winning a difficult game!*
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*And since I can't explain
that to the people around me,*
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*I'll just go with, "Yes. I
like anime girl figures."*
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*But if I leave now, I know I'll regret it.*
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*I want to avoid that.*
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*No matter what it takes,
I will take you home.*
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Um...
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Huh?
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*Oh crap!*
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Shall I reposition it for you?
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*The attendant was watching!?*
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*Watching me waste a grip of money trying to
get this anime girl figure? How embarrassing!*
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*You've got it all wrong.*
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*I want you to understand that it's not the
figure, but the crane game that I like!*
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*I know that might just sound like an excuse,*
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*so I guess it'd be a useless struggle...*
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Reposition it?
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Well, you don't need to do all that.
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But maybe...
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But you were really tenacious.
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*Damn, she's really straightforward!*
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*The worst part of all this
is her beautiful eyes!*
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*She's not pitying me.*
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*They're simply saying that she
wants to help out a customer.*
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P-P-Please...
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Okay!
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*I totally just became a guy who's
really got a thing for figures...*
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*She's watching me from
behind. Staring at my back!*
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He got the figure! Congratulations!
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Please come again!
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Do you think I'll ever
set foot in here again!?
***SIGN*** High School Boys and Enthusiasm
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Hang on a second!
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What?
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Don't what me! Today is your
day for classroom cleanup!
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What are you trying to go home for?
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I had someone switch with me
cuz I have something to do.
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I-In that case, you should've
told me right away.
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Eh...uh...sorry...
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What do you think about that?
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How do you mean?
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A girl who pesters one
person more than others.
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Are you trying to say this is my fault?
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- To begin with, you—
- No, that wasn't my intention.
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Well, whatever.
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I'm sure they've known each
other for a long time.
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Miss Kagaya, calm down.
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He just called her "Miss"! They can't have known
each other for long! They aren't close at all!
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Well, it could just be that Miss Kagaya
has a strong sense of responsibility.
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Wh-What is this thing you have to do?
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Take me with you!
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She's being totally unreasonable!
There's no sense of responsibility there!
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How can she have so much enthusiasm about
what someone of the opposite sex is doing!?
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I don't get it...
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She's very true to her desires...
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What do you think about that, Yassan?
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I don't like it!
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Doing something so embarrassing!
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Can't she look at herself objectively?
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If it were me, I definitely wouldn't
cause trouble for the other person!
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I see...
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Well, that doesn't sound like someone who chased
a guy from a different school to the next town.
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You're famous.
***SIGN*** Student Council Room
***SIGN*** High School Boys and Come Ons
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There's nothing to do.
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Let's go hang out somewhere!
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This is gonna set us back.
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We've got a lot of things to do...
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Why is she even coming to our school anyway?
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Huh? Where *is* Ringo?
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Isn't that her?
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Hey, sweet cheeks!
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How about hangin' with us for a bit?
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Just a little, okay...?
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Why are you eating so fast!?
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It's not like we're trying
to take that away from you!
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*She's getting hit on!*
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What are you doing?
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Please don't go off on your own.
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So, what should we do now?
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Ringo, is there anywhere you want to go?
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*She's getting hit on again...*
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I'm begging you, please don't
wander away from us like that.
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Why do you make it so easy for
people to get involved with you?
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I wanna eat that!
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Are you even listening?
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Hey! How about grabbing a bite?
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*She got hit on instantly!*
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We need to go. Let's book it!
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Hang on a sec.
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This guy's...
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President!!!
***SIGN*** High School Boys and Frankfurters
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A b-bug?
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Oh well...
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*We went through all that for nothing.*
***SIGN*** High School Boys and...
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All right.
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See ya!
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*The same ol' morning.*
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*The same ol' town.*
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*The same ol' trip to school.*
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*However...*
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*these mundane days end today.*
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*Because our graduation ceremony is today.*
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Hey, Tadakuni!
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Yo!
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Hidenori, Yoshitake.
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So, we're finally gonna graduate...
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Tadakuni's going to Tokyo.
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Yoshitake to Osaka.
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I'm staying here. So, the three
of us are gonna split up.
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Even if we will be separated,
we're friends for life.
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Yeah!
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Let's go.
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It's the beginning of our new journey!
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Yeah!
***SIGN*** Graduation Ceremony
***SIGN*** North Sanada Prefectural High School 21st Commencement
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*"When you graduate, what will you know?"*
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*"What will remain, other than memories?"*
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*Someone once said that,*
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*but at least for me,*
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*these high school days that felt like
they would last forever,*
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*were a major point in my life.*
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Hey, you're too big to cry!
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But!
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As the student council president of
North Sanada, it's unseemly.
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You guys!
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Heading off with a weird spectacle...
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It can't be helped.
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President!
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Ringo!
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Whaddaya talking about?
You're the president now, right?
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President!
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And thus you graduate and leave
this place to the next president.
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That's what a student council president does.
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A word, President.
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The only president to us, is you, President.
***SIGN*** Celebrate! Graduation!!
***SIGN*** We love North Sanada!!!
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The real thing...
***SIGN*** To myself in 10 years. Have I become a hero?
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Idiot.
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Like I really could be...
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The winds are lashing out today.
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However, this wind is softly weeping.
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It isn't crying from sadness.
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Joy can cause tears as well, no?
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Come, before these winds die down.
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Big brother.
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Little sister...
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Um...
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Erm...
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Congratulations on graduating!
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Tadakuni...
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Um...
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I thought forever about
whether or not to say this...
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But I heard you were going to Tokyo.
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So, well...
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Before you went, I had to say this...
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H-H-Hang on a second.
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Who...are you?
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How awful!
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I can't believe you don't remember me!
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Erm, I-I'm sorry, it's
just...where did we meet?
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You said you wanted to see me again,
so I came through the mirror.
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Man, it was all a dream!?
**[20:32] [SONG] ---**
tabidatsu yume wo kanadehajime
saisho no pehji hiraite
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Begin playing a dream of setting out on a quest
Flip to the first page
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donna konnan demo arashi ya kuroi ame mo
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No matter the difficulty
Storms and black rain
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oikaze ni notte dokomademo
dare mo todokanai basho de matteiru kara
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We'll catch the tailwind and be
waiting someplace no one else can go
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kono hiroi umi de kaita monogatari ga
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This tale we've written on the vast ocean
***SIGN*** kuuhaku no chizu wo umeteyuku
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We'll continue to fill in
the blank parts of this map
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mada minu basho ni kibou wo mite
kazoekirenai kanashimi wo
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We shall continue to gaze at hope in an unknown place
Amidst the countless sadnesses
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makkuro na hikari wo mitemo
kaze wa itsudemo aru kara
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Even though we see the pitch-black light
Because the wind is there
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ohzora e todokisou na supiido de
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At a speed that seems like
it will reach the skies
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kaji mo torazu hashittekita
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I've come this far without
gripping the rudder
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tabidatsu yume wo kanadehajime
tsugi no pehji wo hiraite
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Begin playing a dream of setting out on a quest
Flip to the next page
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bokura no monogatari
tsugi no pehji wo sagashite
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For our tale
Let's search for the next page
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See ya!
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I'm gonna be late!
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*My name's Tadakuni.*
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*I live in a really normal town, go to a really
normal school and live a really normal life.*
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Heeeyyy, Tadakuni!
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'Sup Yoshitake? What the hell are you eating?
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Leftover cheese fondue from last night.
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C'mon, bro. Munchin' on a slice of toast when
you're running late is the standard trope.
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You're one to talk!
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*The daily lives of us stupid, overly self-conscious,
incorrigible friends will continue on!*
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Our journey has just begun!
***SIGN*** Fin
***SIGN*** Celebrate! Graduation!!
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Celebrate! Graduation!
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For our graduation trip,
we've come to London!
***SIGN*** The trio head to London
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Yanagin!
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Ikushima!
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Habara! Trio!
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However!
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Waiting there was our
archenemy, Silver Devil!
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Who will win? Arch Demon or Silver Devil?
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*High School Girls Are Funky: The Movie!
Arch Demon Vs. Silver Devil.* Coming soon!
***SIGN*** *High School Girls Are Funky: The Movie
Arch Demon Vs. Silver Devil*
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We aren't doing anything like that!
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Okay, that's the end of that.
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Huh? It's over already?
***SIGN*** This is the end of *Daily Lives of High School Boys*
(Season 1). Thank you for watching.
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*Daily Lives of High School Boys* was
halfassedly presented by our sponsors.
***SIGN*** Let's meet again in *Daily Lives of High School Boys*
(Season 2). It'll be live action with hot male actors. (JK)
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Don't say "halfassedly"!
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